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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WorstFirstDate.
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I had someone take me underwear shopping at Kmart...for him, not me.
+FarfalleAlfredo Sounds romantic to me what's your problem ? ^_^ lol
in themix The relationship didn't get far enough for me to find out lol
+in themix how the hell did you end up in the middle of the woods in a trailer...and with 2 dudes?...have you no sense of preservation? That's a classic horror movie scenario O.O
+FarfalleAlfredo A guy took me for gloves shopping, also for him, telling me that as a woman I can choose the best looking ones. And then he completely ignored my suggestions :D
Devil in Her Heart Mine didn't even ask for suggestions. He picked me up for the date and said we needed to make a quick stop before dinner..and we ended up at Kmart buying him underwear.
Jimmies worst first date,,,, Nicole Kidman
Damn
+Knifeguy fuckin' GOT EM'!
***** it's "GOT 'EEM"
+Knifeguy savage
more like worlds worst date fuckup..
A guy once took me on a date to Ikea. We're enganged now.
buh Ikea is amazing
Ikeas frozen yogurt👌👌
On our third date I took my wife to Bed Bath & Beyond and we took turns pretending to be drunk and passed out on the beds. She actually fell asleep waiting for the third guy to come check on her and jumped up with surprise and fell off the bed when he came over. I asked her to marry me a few weeks after this.
+Zefram Cochrane Love your name.
I know I'm really late and that u guys are probably married by now but congrats!!!
I had a guy take me sweater shopping for his cat. At one point he started moewing when he saw a cute top.
omg😆😆😆😅😅😅
Next stop: lobotomy
sounds awesome! 😄
Sounds like my current boyfriend xD (PS I like your username :)
That's cute.
I'm still in shock from that last one though!
So is the guy that payed the bill
+Loving Life as Emma I would really like the guy who say that :D :D it sounds like teasing to me
the last one is a real boss :D
Jimmy on the phone sounds like a mix of Forrest Gump and Kermit the Frog
Haha, you found the perfect combination--he really does!
+Jack Moody and kinda like Blake Shelton too
The guy took me to his parents restaurant and I met his parents his father turned and said you look good for breeding. His son just nodded.
What a weirdo
No second date.
That sounded like Dwight Schrute
OMG that's terrible
Ewww.
Are you sure your date wasn't Sheldon Cooper? #trains
Good one
lmao that's what I was thinking 😂
Me too. :D
+Tündi Lover thought exactly the same thing.
I THOUGHT THAT TOO. but then I said no cos I ship Sheldon and Amy too much #shamy
Guy brought a suitcase. I didn't think too much of it, thinking he could have just been getting off work... Then he opened it and pulled out a multi page checklist, started asking me questions and making notes on the checklist. Saying things like "huh" and shaking his head... some other gems from that date included " You want to go into law? Don't you have to be smart for that?" " You're in Early Childhood Education right now? That's a good female profession" " You don't look like you did very well in high school" Then he ended it with "So can we make out now?" Good times.
Hearing these stories makes my dating life look awesome. I didn't know any cool women though, and was too shy or busy to even bother at the time.
Was that a date or a job interview?
Heather girdwood are you serious??? I cant believe that wow, that is so bad, what a jerk
You know, only one women can ever successfully date Sheldon Cooper and believe me, they're not normal
That guy was a douche. Plain & simple.
"You ate more than I predicted" who are these people?!
I took my date to a wine bar/restaurant. As I took a sip of wine, she said something funny and I spat red wine all over her.. She was wearing a white blouse too.
We're getting married next month though
I hope your marriage is working well
aww
Congrats
Be Careful on the wedding day!
EK Productions if she’s THAT funny she’s a keeper
I had a guy tell me my apartment would the perfect place to film a porno.
+Mary Dean Crawford I would laugh my ass off, that is genius!
Did you punch him lol
I can guess what the category would've been
+Sam Sol haha what?
+Goldenferrari Can't really say. I'd get reported for instance.
On a first date the guys pregnant wife showed up at our table.
Dawk D'Lange holy shite!
X2
Nooooooo?! They were really married?!
I don't even know it was a date, so i wore sweat pant, baseball cap, play video game and ignore literally the hottest girl alive on planet #worstfirstdatever - Jimmy Fallon
It's called being gay?
@foredamusic I know.
Great...😁
This comment is gold.. haha!! Jokes on you Jimmy!!
"I like trains." -Kid from ASDF movie
Lol. That's what I thought too.
Karina Guerra same lel
For my grandparents first date, they went to a mini golf course and my dad's mom got stuck in the mud. They've been married for 55 years
I had a date invite me to a christmas party. I walked in to find out that it was a conversion party for his church. He said he couldn't date me unless he saved my soul first. After an hour and a half of people praying over me and telling me that they were going to do their best to clear the devil from me I bailed and made up some lame excuse about relatives coming over.
Why the long wait 😅?
I like that Homeboy Walrus. 😂
Holy Shit I Went To High School With That Girl!!!!
It’s so cute tho, reminds me of Will (Fresh Prince)
#worstfirstdate...the guy who showed up on a one seated harley and expected me to ride on the FENDER of the motorcycle. No feet pegs, no seat nada...just a fender and holding on for dear life. I took one look at that handed him back his helmet and said "oh hell no, this date is over" and walked back into my apartment.
I almost choked on a piece of steak. To avoid embarrassing myself, I just smiled and nodded at him while he was talking and tried to swallow the piece whole 😂😂😂 I almost died trying not to embarrass myself!! 5 years later and still together
I can't even repeat some of the worst first dates I've experienced. And on two other dates with two different people, the guy completely ignored me the entire time. I'm just done. I'd rather be a crazy cat lady.
Okay, the chopstick walrus was probably Ross Geller
"Cuz your face. It looks like you aren't."
That's very Napoleon Dynamite
I went on a date with a guy that was obsessed with cars and would stop the conversation when a “cool” one went by. You’re not alone, train tweeter
#worstfirstdate said she looked sturdy, all i can think of is Dwight from the office..
+Cory Schaper A woman with good hips & breasts would make a fine breeder.
2:35 if you wanna skip that awful joke
Thank youuuu!
Haha, thanks!
Could just skip all of the banter and read the damn tweets.
thanks
+nonnanevrotica it had potential but his side kick ruined it
My now husband leaned over and said, “We’re gonna be great friends, I can sense it.”
Worst first date. I went to pick him up because he didn't drive, he was too stoned to answer the front door. Date ended there.
The walrus one is like Ross in friends -- so funny
#worstfirstdate2 ....Another bad first date took me to dinner at Applebees (not my favorite place) ordered wine, only one glass showed up that he placed in front of me. I took a sip and then he started to drink it also. I said where is your drink. Come to find out he only ordered one dinner plate and one glass, not bottle GLASS of wine for us both to share. Now that I think about it I have had a few pretty bad first dates. Never spoke to that guy again, ended the date quick!
I submitted my worst first date on my second twitter account which most of the people I know in real life don't know about, and 10 minutes later, the guy who I went out with saw it and said "well how about a second one? couldn't go any worse." I promptly deactivated my account.
i dont like when the jokes are way too long then they needed to be
Same
+Syeda S. Yeah, they're usually hilarious, but this one was overdone.
+Tonia Evans ughh no, they are occasionally funny, rarely even. but i think youre realizing that fallon sucks, fallon is just a poor mans conan o brien
+long25714 I wouldn't be that hard on him, but I agree to an extent. Fallon generally just relies on pop culture and being a fun person to be around. Conan is a smart, witty humorist who can make any situation funny. He has the best remotes out of any late night show host.
That profile picture. Kitty ❤️
Half this video is Fallon and Higgins doing that stupid phone skit
Another memorable thing that happened around 2013 which made no dates happen actually was as follows:
Guy I met on line but only talked to on the phone maybe 3 times so didnt ever meet in person. Here's why. He said let's go on date to a popular amusement park in our area. He said I would need to pay for us both. It was close to $50 per person at the time. He would pay me back later. He also asked to stay the night at my apt after meeting the first time. Wait/
What...? Yeah so needless to say no dates happened between us.
He took me to Carl's junior. I'm vegan. I sat there and watched him eat a bacon cheeseburger, large fries, Oreo shake, and large Coke. He then tried to aggressively kiss me. Not even!!
Omg!!! That's terrible 🙈😂
I agree, being vegan is terrible!
but where did you find him? 0.0
+Tiffany Palacios you're correct being a vegan is terrible, thank goodness he figured it out before it was to late.
sounds like a great guy to me #meatloversarethebestlovers
My worst first date, the guy took me to a cemetery.
I've had a date take me to a cemetery as well and then try to make out with me!!!!!
Alannis Croft he's watched too many vampire related movies
Rebecca Lamb that sounds like a great date!
Sounds like a last date.
Nothing is wrong with cracking jokes but when they drag on for ages...
the train hashtag reminds me of Sheldon from big bang theory😂😂
J-Hope My Hope young Sheldon!
Of course only guys would mess up their dates
Yes...although these are funny and not appropriate, it's sad that for some strange reason, it's the man's responsibility to act just right, or he's a laughing stock at best - due to social networks, he may even need to go to a new town or suburb to get a date again.
Also check out #wasteHisTime and #okFelipe - only women do this (also only women have exclusive female-only gyms etc.).
Many women punish men if they don't guess everything she wants in that moment (he should 'just know'). Finally, thanks to Laci Green, women are now taught that they can decide if the same set of actions are clumsy seduction or "sexual coercion" as she pleases. What he does doesn't matter, only the woman's perspective decides (could be jail or a fulfilling relationship)
***** ok chill dude
Scott Lucky you really don't get it do ya
because men dont have standards so they dont care if a first date is shitty
+Saul Wilcox I've heard these from a guy friend: 1. a girl was already totally drunk when he met her. 2. another time they couldn't say a word to each other(really akward), but the girl still insisted that she was having fun and didn't want to leave. 3. the girl just wanted him to transport her heavy luggage with his van...
Happy? :) sorry I don't have more :D
And why have female-only gyms.. hmm.. maybe because it's more common for men to harass women than to women harass men?
Once had a date try to pass his mini pug or something off as a service dog. Even tried to pull up a fake license on his phone.
The train thing is a real struggle. Feel bad for my girlfriend
I'm nearly 24 and I've never been on a date. I've never been comfortable around certain guys for some reason.... maybe I should get out more haha.
Everyone moves at their own pace. Im 20 and i only kissed one girl my whole life, and it was she who kissed me first. That scared me off and i realize maybe im not ready.
I just really didn't know anything about women at all until much later. I read books and did a lot of reading before doing any real dating... it actually helped. Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." I dunno; it made a difference for me.
***** Are you locking boys out of your life :O
***** Same with me about girls. Some people are just born to be a little different. We're not animals, life can be more meaningful than basic animal instinct for sex. I've been approached and i realized i'm not comfortable pretending to be someone i'm not. So i guess i'm gonna continue being me, if that means forever alone, so what?
well i had some not much not less but i went on a date once and it was so boring the only way me staying with a girl and just talk for hours is when i find the girl i am in relationship right now
notice how all those are from the perspective of women hahahahha
Yup 😬🤣
Got set up on a blind date with a girl from Russia. Called her first just to get some introductions out of the way. When she spoke and I couldn't quite understand her, I asked her to please repeat herself. She proceeded to chew me out for thinking her English wasn't perfect and unaccented (it was HEAVILY accented), then proceeded to give me her life story about how she coached people professionally to speak English better (this was literally a minute into the conversation). I'm all for giving people a second chance to make an impression, but she was basically crazy the whole time over the phone. Even when I spoke, she responded in a tone that basically screamed "Are you done yet? Because I really don't care what you have to say." Needless to say, that first date never happened.
They should do best dates too
Told the guy I was cold and had to get my sweater in the car after eating my meal, left cause the guy was a pervert. #WorstFirstDate
when he's "on the phone" he sounds like channing tatum in step up 😂
My worst first date was with a guy a friend set me up with, half way through the date i told him i had a headache (true). He then began asking me questions about my period, the regularity of it and the flow. I really wanted to leave by that point. There was no second date.
Telling your date they look "sturdy" is definitely something Dwight schrute from the office would say
My boyfriend told me I was handsome. I felt like a horse
this occurred on my birthday (mid. jan) about 6 years ago. i arrived at her house and had to wait outside for 1/2 hr. she called and said she was running late at the gym (working out)..... she arrived in her minivan and said let's go out to eat. it was a 15 min. drive and we listened to olivia newton john the whole time. we sit down to eat and it's not even 4pm. after eating, she took me to the local good will store because she wanted to shop. then we hit 5pm church services (not my denomination) and she was upset because her best friend was in another part of church, not sitting by us. we go back to her place and spend the next few hours playing euchre with 2 of her friends. it was an hour's drive back to my place and i couldn't leave fast enough!
2:36 So she went on a date with Sheldon Cooper?
First (and last) date with a mature male, whose second question was "Do you like campervans or camper trailers?" with a very serious expression on his face. I could see the answer mattered to him, so I replied "Well if I were a lone traveller, the campervan would be better, but if I were partnered the camper trailer would work". He hardly listened to my response, a common issue with most males, and proceeded to lecture me for 35 minutes on how inferior campervan devotees were. He managed a caravan park for Grey Nomads. I gently pointed out that it seemed to me the majority of his customers, (from his soap box dissertation) towing campervans were women, recently made single by divorce or widowed, who'd probably just sold their multi-million dollar property in Sydney and taken to the nomad life. He went back to his caravan park a changed man. Absolutely a true story. Ranks amongst my most amusing first dates, but not the worst. Second Worst date was the guy who completely dominated the conversation, telling me every painful detail of his health problems. The couple at the table next to us kept sending me sympathetic glances; even HER date looked sorry for me. Guy then told me he had his absence seizures under control, but half way through this story, stopped talking and gazed blankly into space for a whole minute. Obviously the medication wasn't working as well as he thought. I felt bad for him, but blunt speaking just makes for awkward silences. I hinted heavily that he might like to see his doctor for medication review. First worst date arranged to meet in a parking lot near some beach cafes and I watched as he drove around and around trying to spot my car. He'd interrogated me via phone before the meeting on what I drove. Apparently what my car looked like was more important than what I looked like. He also had a phobia about being touched, so I'm still trying to figure out how he organized his love life....
You're very funny, Jimmy. The train one made me laugh the most
Years ago, this guy wanted to take me to a movie. We went, shortly after the movie started he went to the bathroom. He texted me saying he was too nervous to stay and he left. His friend called me a couple of days later saying he killed himself. I freaked out and called his parents house.
He answered the phone.
i am scared that one of these days jimmy is gonna blurt out,'' higgins would you shut the f**k up''.
My Worst First Date:
I'm 26. My mom was out of state and a few days after planning the date we found out a bad health issue with my dad. Is anyway planned the date so I was still going. My phone was in silent, cuz that's the respectful thing to do on a date. Because of this when my mom tried to call and couldn't get in touch with me she spazzed. She tried my sister, and she couldn't get in touch with me either. She got in touch with my 4 best friends via Facebook and tried to find out where I was. None of them could get in touch with me either cuz my phone was still off. My mother wouldn't leave them alone so my one best friend called the restaurant to make sure I was okay and another one was almost going to drive a half hour to check on me if nothing else worked. I was mortified. Again, I'm 26 years old and my mother felt the need to freak out.
When I was growing up all we had was one T.V. & one telephone line & my parents would time how long it would take to walk from the school to home & if I was late there would be hell to pay.
Guy complained about his life all the way to the theater, then said the movie (Up) was "Okay for Pixar".
OH MY GOD THAT LAST ONE
love the improv
I always skip the "jokes" between tweets.
+Selleswiet then why do you watch the show or the channel?
+Chase Livingston Yea. Jimmy's and Higgins' exchange is one of the best parts of the show.
+Selleswiet read them in twitter you idiot
+Selleswiet Are you having a good time? Cuz your face.
+Selleswiet For my sanity, I have to.
This is like the one year anniversary of the infamous Jimmy-Nicole-First-Date-Not-Really
THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHAHA
omg that last one xD
Guy took me ice skating and dressed down to his aqua blue full body suit and speed skates.
I had a date once and was very uncomfortable the whole time. The next day I politely told him that I wasn’t interested and he thought I’d change my mind by telling me that he thought I was the one.
I had a guy on a date tell me my hair looked stupid...
I could watch Jimmy’s hashtags for a year straight 😆
"Homeboy..." There are some phrases some people just should not use.
back in high school my friend went on a date and the girl asked him if she could bring her parents with her I laughed my ass off when he told me.
I'm not sure which is worse... A guy stopping to stare at a train... Or giving random facts like sheldon would 🤭😅
Honestly, I didn't think the "Are you having a good time?" one was that bad. Genuine, just awkward. At least he was trying to make sure she was happy.
So, when I was I'm high school, a guy stood me up. He was supposed to pick me up, never showed. An hour goes by and I get a call. From him. From jail. Turn as out, he didn't have the money to take me to the place that he picked. Rather than suggest something else, he tried to break into his place of work and take money from the register. Needless to say, he was caught.
"....in high school"
My sister got asked out during her self defense class, when they went out, the guy said "So yeah, I have been playing the guitar for almost 19 years now."
My sister is 19.
#WorstFirstDate - this was the first time I'd ever meet this guy an go on a date for the first time ever. He canceled an hour before we were supposed to meet up because he had a 'photoshoot'. 30 minutes later I saw him on my friends' Snapchat. captioned," best first date😘"
I love when Jimmy and Higgins go on a tangent. Their improv chemistry is stellar.
No it's annoying the tweets are funnier and that's the bit they could get way more funny tweets in without it, also I don't really find Higgins funny
I have never been on a date but I know these are bad and I feel secondhand embarrassment for the ones who committed the offenses.
“You ate more than I predicted.” 😂
I love the jokes and banter in between the tweets!
I'm supposed to be studying
My date and I were at a bar. At closing time the lights turned on to close up. He looks at me and says hey you even look good with the lights on.
Worst first date for me was a night out with a fellow accountant. She sprayed herself with perfume at dinner and sprayed herself "under the table" saying when you eat later, I want to smell nice.
Yeah accountants are spicy. They're great in a party.
That one guy from Sherlock: I like trains.
Sherlock: Yeess. . .
He was stroking my fingers individually while watching the movie and then he took off his rings before kissing me
My worst first date:
We met at the movies and I got so nervous and got a dry mouth, so I just chugged a large soda. After the movie, I was in such a rush to go home and use the bathroom that as soon as he walked me to my car I gave him a "bro hug" with two pats on the back, said bye out the window, and literally burned rubber while leaving the parking lot.
There was no second date.
+Nancy Saldivar Appreciating when ladies own up to awkward encounters like this, especially since most of the instances in this video were about the boys screwing up.
why didn't you use the bathroom at the theater? unless you're too prissy😒
Last one is Savage ASF!
My first date ever he took me to see a movie which he said he really wanted to see because it got very good reviews. Turns out it was "Broke Back Mountain"! Aaaaand that's not the weird part! I actually thought the movie was good and was trying to watch it, but he kept trying to kiss me and make out during the hot scenes!!! Yeah!! I finally had to tell him "can we do this AFTER the movie?", so he could stop. Didn't kiss after the movie, didn't go on another date with him ever again!
Mr. Fallon, if I die before I wake ...I want you to speak at my wake. If your jokes are not true, I wish the next wake to be for you. Love ya bro! Lol (no really just an older dude trying to be cool).
Who put Amy from the Big Bang Theory's tweet up here. Sheldon totally fits the staring at train tweet hahaha
My worst first date as a German-Canadian man:
"I like your accent. So were you born before or after the war?"
Me: *Blank Stare*
I don't get why they keep going with terrible improv for so long. The train thing was good but the phone call. What was that?!
I once had a date tell me I was "built to last." Yeah, I'm not a Chevy truck, dude.
that last one killed me. there are so many things that could be read in between the lines LMAO
Jimmy and Higgins need to create a short skit with the two southern buddies
LMAO
the walrus boy is funny lol
Homeboy
Are you guys kidding me? The back and forth jokes between Jimmy and Higgins are the best part about hashtags! Ugh
Went out with a coworker who had just moved here from Columbia. He was a smidge shorter than me, and didn't drive. He said he was renting a room, but I later learned it was in a halfway house, as he'd gotten arrested only days after entering the country, and was now transitioning from prison. He was VERY self conscious about his height, and made me walk in the gutter, while he walked on the sidewalk, so he'd appear taller than me. And he spent the whole night talking about kidnapping me, and selling me into sex slavery, but I'd love it, because he'd shower me in emeralds and rubies. 😲 Not only did I drive, but he "forgot" his wallet, and I paid for the movie, snacks, and meal for the both of us, yet he dictated what, and how much I could eat. He'd never let it go, if I dared laugh, or go against his wishes, because "He's the man, and therefore in charge." I never forgot how insane that date was. And there wasn't a 2nd date. He violated his parole shortly after (that's how I discovered the whole prison thing) and got deported. 🤣
2:35 Reminds me of that dude who would always say I like trains and then get run over by a train.
They sounded like Rhet And Link at one moment XD
I love Rhett and Link
I kept replaying 2:00 over and over again. Thank you, Jimmy.
"That's why I'm calling you, dude" His accent is amazing 1:24 😂😂😂