Jimmy and Steve can honestly go on and on until time ends... I adore the both of them so much lol. They’re the perfect combination. I do wish most videos were like this though. Makes it so entertaining!
I used to take the same bus every morning, first to drop my 3 year old son off at daycare, then to get myself to work. I was 18 years old when he was 3 btw. One morning the bus was packed, and as usual there were MANY different perfumes, colognes, breakfast and body odors. It so happened this one morning was the prime PMS time for me and so I wanted to leave the bus a few stops earlier and just walk in the fresh air. My wonderful son had, of course, by this time memorized our route and our regular stops so he persistently asked "WHY" we were getting off the bus at the wrong spot so I leaned in to his little ear and whispered "Mommy has cramps so we need to get off the bus and walk just a little ways". We were exiting at the front and during the pause between the stopping of the bus and the full opening of the door my little gregarious guy turns to face the whole bus and announces in a very loud and clear voice "Everybody ! My mom has "CRABS" so we have to leave the bus early and walk" !!! OMG I felt the heat rushing up my body from my toes ! And worse ?! I felt the NEED to correct and explain ! Thank the Bus Gods my fellow travelers had excellent senses of humor and experience with children that still required a little more real life training in sharing information correctly ! I almost started taking a new route every morning. But my Mom taught me how to walk like a Queen no matter the event ! LMAO
It reminded me of a 120 year Victorian house I lived in. The shower was exactly like that. I roared at that tweet because of all the memories it brought back.
Highlights: - "Left ball, side pocket." - "My calf muscles are so strong I can bust a sock just by stretchi.." - "This wasn't always a bathroom." - "We trained a possum to do your laundry."
HAIRCUT your reply was hilarious...i cracked up so much...thanks for not being like the other people's reply who think theyre cool by using profanity...👈👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The back and forth dialogue in between tweets are the best parts of these #hashtags! Like an SNL sketch where Jimmy can break character and laugh at himself. Best Tonight Show bit!
Ashlyn VanDerburgh they must have been like "guys, he is taking the glove off! GET THE SLAP SOUND CLIP READY GUYS HE IS ABOUT TO SLAP!" *slap* "boys... we did it"
Justapoooo I find them just reading the tweets boring as fuck. the chemistry these two have is fun to watch. some segments aren't great yes, but I personally usually skip the hashtag clips that don't have the banter.
I hate how you guys complain about Higgins and Jimmy dragging out a joke. I'm actually really upset when these videos are short because I really do enjoy there sense of humor.
To everyone complaining about their improv between tweets, I have a 2 step plan to end your misery. Step one, close this browser. Step two, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags FYI, THEY ARE COMEDIANS, THIS IS THEIR JOB. If you want the tweets read with no banter, you can read them yourself while the rest of us enjoy their comedy. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
You guys honestly think Higgins gives a fuck what you think about him? He has fun on the Tonight Show every weeknight, making a great living. He doesn't give a shit what a bunch of dumbasses say about him on UA-cam. Great bit, keep up the good work Tonight Show!
Josh Adams Yet, you cared enough to reply to him. So, obviously there is at least some caring going on in the comment section... Higgins may or may not care, but neither of you could prove it anyway.
Samuel Irvin All your Presidents have been shitheads to the outside world, dumbass. If you're gonna move, wait your turn as an economic migrant behind all the legitimate refugees who are the genuine priority.
Liz Sales I totally agree I listen on mute so I can just see the good parts! (And ignore people being rude saying "don't watch it then" because apparently they don't understand that you can like some aspects of things but not others)
Like damn, if y'all want to hear those tweets so badly why don't you look them up for yourself. This is much funnier than Jimmy reading straight from the cards. Those two are entertaining as hell
ziraffen i get that, but who wants to look through i dont know how many tweets to find one funny among 200 random ones. of course jimmy is not just gonna read one after another, but gosh, they draaaaaaaag those jokes out!!
Thank you!!!! Geez louise- those are huge chunks of time. You would think they would notice how long they let Higgins blather on when they're using up THAT much air time.
The troll shower one was hilarious😄 The one where the guy explained the low ceilings by saying people were shorter 100 years ago wasn’t a silly excuse, if it was a really old house. People were shorter then, due to poorer nutrition, lack of food & more exposure to infectious diseases.
Some people on UA-cam are crazy and I hope you don't act like 5-year-olds (maybe worse) in real life. It's their show and if you don't like it don't watch the video. No one is forcing you to (if someone is then complain about that) and you don't have to watch it to see funny tweets. It would be pointless for them to just read the tweets. Literally anyone who can read can do that.
Reminds me of where I live. My landlord came into my apartment. The ceiling was caving in, in one room. I asked if he was going to fix it he replied "You're not really using that room anyways...."
As you can see by my profile photo, opossums are quite sweet and friendly. And my house is over 100 years old, the ceilings are 10 ft. Apparently, giants lived in my part of the country, if they needed 10 foot walls...with 8 foot doorways.
I've been "that neighbor" before... I had a neighbor one day (18 years ago) stop me in the parking lot and ask me if I was ok. She had just moved in and I was surprised and told her of course. She said I can hear you crying at night and it sounds like you're dying, it's the saddest crying I've ever heard.. I didn't realize she could hear me.. She didn't know but I had just lost my 6 week old son and his Dad the month prior. Needless to say I cried into a pillow until moving out a few months later.. Sorry for keeping you awake old neighbor.
If they only read the tweets the video would only be about 3:35 long, also the tweets are funny but it's their reaction that makes it funny. Trust me he knows what he's doing and rather you like it or not it's not going to change. Also what type of person came here to JUST hear Jimmy read tweets...
...also like an apartment building, which all these jokes are about, did it ever occur to you that he has to fill up so much time? I doubt NBC would like it very much if he JUST read the tweets. If he did that for EVERYTHING he did on the show then by my rough estimate the show would only be about 2/3 as long as it is now. This rule is true for EVERY talk show host. So if your time is so precious to you that you can't handle a 6:05 second video then why are you here?
0:04- First Tweet
0:53- Second Tweet
1:09- Third Tweet
1:28- Fourth Tweet
1:46- Fifth Tweet
3:21- Sixth Tweet
3:50- Seventh Tweet
5:36- Eighth Tweet(Final)
tesla192000 thanks
tesla192000 thanks
tesla192000 you're a saviour!!!
you are going god's work !
Not all heroes wear capes.
Me: Ok just gonna take a ten minute UA-cam break
Me 3 hrs and 30 hashtag episodes later: \_('-')_/
I can't be the only one?
Mia Eve nope! Me too! Lol grr jimmy fallon!!
i started watching last night at 6 next thing i know it was 10 lol
I’m binging as we speak
Binging right now. I have said 'ok just one more!' for about 20 minutes. It's 11:36pm and I have to get up at 3am
Mia Eve Hahahahahahaha so me right now. I'm so late but so hooked.
"left ball side pocket" 😂😂😂. Higgins you genius
Higgins don't get enough man. Higgins is a GENUIS
@@LS-0420 t7o I uuui oh68
Do you want me to call the historical society?
I don't get it
That was hilarious 😂😂😂
Jimmy and Steve can honestly go on and on until time ends... I adore the both of them so much lol. They’re the perfect combination. I do wish most videos were like this though. Makes it so entertaining!
I don't know about you, but the talk between Higgins and Jimmy is why I love the show!
lol same! I don't get why nobody likes them rolling around going off script is so good
You Tried It! you're stubborn , picky, or don't appreciate.
same
jajceboy yup
jajceboy Same!
I used to take the same bus every morning, first to drop my 3 year old son off at daycare, then to get myself to work. I was 18 years old when he was 3 btw. One morning the bus was packed, and as usual there were MANY different perfumes, colognes, breakfast and body odors. It so happened this one morning was the prime PMS time for me and so I wanted to leave the bus a few stops earlier and just walk in the fresh air. My wonderful son had, of course, by this time memorized our route and our regular stops so he persistently asked "WHY" we were getting off the bus at the wrong spot so I leaned in to his little ear and whispered "Mommy has cramps so we need to get off the bus and walk just a little ways". We were exiting at the front and during the pause between the stopping of the bus and the full opening of the door my little gregarious guy turns to face the whole bus and announces in a very loud and clear voice "Everybody ! My mom has "CRABS" so we have to leave the bus early and walk" !!! OMG I felt the heat rushing up my body from my toes ! And worse ?! I felt the NEED to correct and explain ! Thank the Bus Gods my fellow travelers had excellent senses of humor and experience with children that still required a little more real life training in sharing information correctly ! I almost started taking a new route every morning. But my Mom taught me how to walk like a Queen no matter the event ! LMAO
Wake me up before we burn burn!
Aaaaand the worst roommate award goes to * opens envelope * that person!
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon lol
Stoff Fetzen I see what you did there
BlueBird Covers
The Jimmy/Higgins relationship is gold. They play off of each other so well.
Definitely would be a lackluster segment without the banter.
I love when Higgins 'leaves'! Especially multiple times. He waves goodbye. Often hilarious!
Craig Ferguson/Geoff relationship is gold too
Higgins is terrible.
I wonder if they practice these a bit beforehand
the `troll being hit by sunlight` got me XD rofl
i couldnt stop laughing, funny shit
Tolkien fans rejoice!
It reminded me of a 120 year Victorian house I lived in. The shower was exactly like that. I roared at that tweet because of all the memories it brought back.
Joe Poole Now that’s a laugh I like- a big, roaring loud guffaw
Highlights:
- "Left ball, side pocket."
- "My calf muscles are so strong I can bust a sock just by stretchi.."
- "This wasn't always a bathroom."
- "We trained a possum to do your laundry."
Thanks for the spoilers. Appreciate it. Saved us all 6 minutes of entertainment.
Oh dude, you pissed off GOD... tomorrow is gonna suuuuck!
Not even funny
If you don't like Steve & Jimmy talking in between tweets then I say......
*GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!* 😎🎩👌
HAIRCUT your reply was hilarious...i cracked up so much...thanks for not being like the other people's reply who think theyre cool by using profanity...👈👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
HAIRCUT epic response!
HAIRCUT z
HAIRCUT preach
hones tee For fucking real. What is up with everyone using profanity and shit?
The back and forth dialogue in between tweets are the best parts of these #hashtags! Like an SNL sketch where Jimmy can break character and laugh at himself. Best Tonight Show bit!
Better than SnL will ever be heck snl couldn’t even compete with mad tv
I love how the sound techies were perfectly in sync with Jimmy at 3:00! :-D
Ashlyn VanDerburgh they must have been like "guys, he is taking the glove off! GET THE SLAP SOUND CLIP READY GUYS HE IS ABOUT TO SLAP!" *slap* "boys... we did it"
That was the band.
You mean The Roots?
At 0:41, "Left ball, side pocket." That was fucking hilarious
Testicles.
fiveohfivethree to
Lmao that was jokes!!
I swear man, Steve Higgins need his own show.
...yeah so he doesn't bother Fallon reading the darn tweets.
Justapoooo trolololololo
Justapoooo I find them just reading the tweets boring as fuck. the chemistry these two have is fun to watch.
some segments aren't great yes, but I personally usually skip the hashtag clips that don't have the banter.
I could bust a sock LMFAO
Justapoooo 😂😂👌🏽
I hate how you guys complain about Higgins and Jimmy dragging out a joke. I'm actually really upset when these videos are short because I really do enjoy there sense of humor.
well .. it's "their"
+robin kirkland RIP proper english
+robin kirkland I was correcting Razzer raw... sorry if I offended you, sir.. good day to you
+robin kirkland I'm sorry I gotta do this my skin was spiking up (YOU'RE right)
+lexilolita XD
I enjoy their banter.
Wish he’d continue doing these , absolutely hilarious 😂
I like their banter! They're funny. Lighten up.
I do too. I don't understand why people have to be so negative.
To everyone complaining about their improv between tweets, I have a 2 step plan to end your misery.
Step one, close this browser.
Step two, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags
FYI, THEY ARE COMEDIANS, THIS IS THEIR JOB. If you want the tweets read with no banter, you can read them yourself while the rest of us enjoy their comedy.
GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
It's not the improv I hate it's the fact that Higgins keeps it up after Jimmy is clearly ready to get back to the bit
If only their banter was actually funny...
Exactly, they are comedians. they should know when to end the fucking bit! They dragged that out way to long.
Their improv is my favorite part, didn’t realize people hated it so much lol
I love how they banter & rip on the tweets. This is one of the best! Historical ceilings!
You guys honestly think Higgins gives a fuck what you think about him? He has fun on the Tonight Show every weeknight, making a great living. He doesn't give a shit what a bunch of dumbasses say about him on UA-cam. Great bit, keep up the good work Tonight Show!
Hagus McGuiness yet you care what others say? you realize you are thinking everyone gives a care about what you think of the comments right?
Ooohh BURN!🔥 (and so true too!)
+Hagus McGuiness - do you need some ice for that EPIC burn you just received from +Josh Adams?😂 HAHA!
+Xena Warrior Princess
grow up girl
Josh Adams Yet, you cared enough to reply to him. So, obviously there is at least some caring going on in the comment section...
Higgins may or may not care, but neither of you could prove it anyway.
Mike Craig fair enough
I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my fav. He's got a good personality and crew.
Trumps becoming POTUS* ... #TimeToMove to Venus ✌🏼
See yaz later alligator 🐊
Can I come with tho
Alice Ueno Lynch good now we won't have butt hurt people like you
Askme Askme lol
Alice Ueno Lynch lol
Love love love Jimmy Fallon! Higgins owned it tonight.
Higgins, you're actually funny!! XD Jimmy and u make tweets much more funny with improv! Love it!!
"...like a troll getting hit by sunlight." Perfect! :D
LEFT BALL SIDE POCKET. IM WHEEZING OMG LMAO.
I wanna see Jimmy and Higgins on an episode of whose line is it anyway
LMAO I love when they go off the record so much
Am I the only one who loves the in between skits
JUST READ THE TWEET JIMMY!!!
Xena Warrior Princess onyek..dia bknnya baca comment ko pon
read them yourself idiot. just go on twitter. it's just a click away. have a nice day and think before you act like a total douchebag.
Janinho897 someone's touchy today
If they just read the tweets it would be so boring
+Ashley Aqua are you talking to me? Or that "douchebag" (his words not mine) who goes by the username Janinho897?
favorite skit on the tonight show. funny tweets, funny random banter.
The first one was #TimeToGetABed not #TimeToMove.
An air mattress @least!
Yes!!! My thoughts exactly
Or #whyImSingle
Also...wouldn’t u rather sleep on a mattress w broken springs than a hard pool table lol
@@tinajeppesen5948 not if the springs are sticking out/ into you. That would be painful. He'd wake up with scratches every morning
One time, my country elected a racist, sexist reality star as President, even though most people voted against him.
#TimeToMove
Samuel Irvin All your Presidents have been shitheads to the outside world, dumbass.
If you're gonna move, wait your turn as an economic migrant behind all the legitimate refugees who are the genuine priority.
L
Samuel Irvin SHOTS FIRED
yes yes yes
same
man i love higgins... so quick, so hilarious
The glove slap gives me life
Oh how I've missed the long hashtags and banter. Love this. Good day to you sir/lady
Why you all bother watching if you all you end up doing is complain? It's getting really old folks
Maybe they get the memo and start just reading the damn tweets.
maybe you shut the fuck up.
Hamilton Alexander whoa got me. Love when people online try to be tough by talking shit because you can't see their face
So to stop complaining u complain about complaining?
For the tweets. Why do you read our comments if you don't like what we say?
OMG! Bustin' a sock!!!
I laughed and sputtered and almost spit out my gum!
Jimmy Fallon and Steve Higgins are so funny and entertaining. They are comedians.
"People seem to like him!" 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I like their comments in between, but oh my god they overdo it.
Liz Sales then stop watching it, dumbass
Liz Sales I totally agree I listen on mute so I can just see the good parts! (And ignore people being rude saying "don't watch it then" because apparently they don't understand that you can like some aspects of things but not others)
yeh its called #whatever not #listentomeandhigginstalk
Liz Sales same
They try to out do each other.
Just knew from the length half the vid would be Jimmy & Higgins rambling on
Some guy named Mike So smart yet so stupid. You could've just gone on Twitter and read the tweets by yourself.
Left ball side pocket lol HIGGINS A+
I miss the back and forth comedic banter in these segments. So much fun!
Like damn, if y'all want to hear those tweets so badly why don't you look them up for yourself. This is much funnier than Jimmy reading straight from the cards. Those two are entertaining as hell
ziraffen i get that, but who wants to look through i dont know how many tweets to find one funny among 200 random ones. of course jimmy is not just gonna read one after another, but gosh, they draaaaaaaag those jokes out!!
Zieaffen they are. Made me laugh so hard I scared my sisters in the next room (but un my defense the doors were open)
Yeah, it just provides a setting for them to improv and they roll with it!
i love these two 😂
For anyone who hates Jimmy and Higgins rambling between the tweets, skip 1:57 - 3:11 and 3:50 - 5:33 :)
Thank you!
Thank you!!!! Geez louise- those are huge chunks of time. You would think they would notice how long they let Higgins blather on when they're using up THAT much air time.
What is this "air time" you speak of?
Bless you kind stranger
@@jennhoff03 a minute and a half isn't that long. Ppl have such short attention spans
A troll getting hit by sunlight lmao lmao I'm so dead lol lol. Then Jimmy does the visual. I can't stop laughing lol lol
I love their improv riffs in between. 😂😂😂😂😂
These two are killing me 😅👌
Bahah the low ceiling tangent! Hilarious
Drink every time Jimmy slaps the desk! Aaaaand I'm DEAD 😵
The troll shower one was hilarious😄 The one where the guy explained the low ceilings by saying people were shorter 100 years ago wasn’t a silly excuse, if it was a really old house. People were shorter then, due to poorer nutrition, lack of food & more exposure to infectious diseases.
They didn’t live long enough to grow up
Left ball, side pocket....this had me dying hahahha
I love this show! always making me laugh :)
Omgsh those landlord bits hahaha
"You want me to call the historical society?"...that had me rolling! 😂😂
I personally really enjoy the chemistry between Higgins and Jimmy. Dont see how people get so annoyed by them.
Once someone wrote in pencil on my back door "I see you,don't let me catch you" I'm glad I moved
1:48 - Go to any Pioneer Village, people were smaller in those days. And the high school kids that go by my house? ALL TALLER THAN ME!
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys listening to them in between tweets.
Can we all agree that Higgins is underrated
My sister made the tweet about the black mold, crazy she made it on the show!!!!!!
I love when they go back and forth in the same joke
I want a whole sketch for Higgins on his own 😍😍
Man these hashtags are so good i just can't stop binge watching them all
"this was a scurvy room for a while" 😂😂😂
The improv is the best, just seems like the most real part of the show😂😂😂
Trump is president #timetomove
Allison kirby adios, don't let the door hit you on the way out 😘🇺🇸
Brian Madsen I can't tell which one of you I dislike more. =(
Brian Madsen no, do let it hit you on the way
Sarina Lastname No, because my parents planned my birth and could afford to take care of me unlike those freeloading whores at Planned Parenthood
#movetoacryingroom
[Reads the time stamp - 6:05]
Me: oh, there are going to be some SHENANIGANS in this segment!
Can they please read the tweets instead of the talking in between!They are funny without the unnecessary talks, but don't get me wrong.
No! you can go on twitter and read them by yourself.
DeeDee M on tweeter?
The improved part between them is why I love this show!
jajceboy they rehearse the "improve"
I still love it:)
i love this. jimmy is So funny
These guys are hilarious together.
I don't usually enjoy the talks between tweets, but this time they were hilarious XD
i love it when they go on these improvised rants...funniest hastags always
Oh my gosh SHUT UP and read the tweets!!! Higgins makes this show drag on.
They might talk a lot between tweets, but at least they're hilarious 🤣
I laughed so hard I drooled on my phone
Some people on UA-cam are crazy and I hope you don't act like 5-year-olds (maybe worse) in real life. It's their show and if you don't like it don't watch the video. No one is forcing you to (if someone is then complain about that) and you don't have to watch it to see funny tweets. It would be pointless for them to just read the tweets. Literally anyone who can read can do that.
Sarah Berkner thank you!
Reminds me of where I live. My landlord came into my apartment. The ceiling was caving in, in one room. I asked if he was going to fix it he replied "You're not really using that room anyways...."
I just love Higgins!
As you can see by my profile photo, opossums are quite sweet and friendly. And my house is over 100 years old, the ceilings are 10 ft. Apparently, giants lived in my part of the country, if they needed 10 foot walls...with 8 foot doorways.
I lob their conversations in between tweets because that's my everyday life failing to stay on topic
These two crack me up😂😂😂😂😂
When Jimmy is doing his small improv conversations with Higgins, I wonder how awkward the Roots feel.
A They're probably grateful to have the Tonight Show gig.
They watch🙄
Why would that make them feel awkward
A church behind my house got paid to toll the bell. Every half hour. All day. With an extra long one on the hour. #timetomove
Higgins was on fire tonight!
the troll hit by the sunlight hahahahahhaha
Jimmy and Higgins: How to drag out a joke.
I've been "that neighbor" before... I had a neighbor one day (18 years ago) stop me in the parking lot and ask me if I was ok. She had just moved in and I was surprised and told her of course. She said I can hear you crying at night and it sounds like you're dying, it's the saddest crying I've ever heard.. I didn't realize she could hear me.. She didn't know but I had just lost my 6 week old son and his Dad the month prior. Needless to say I cried into a pillow until moving out a few months later.. Sorry for keeping you awake old neighbor.
Why doesn't everyone have such a fricking problem with them talking between tweets? Are they really THAT obnoxious to you???
Maddie P Yup. Along with irritating and awkward.
Maddie P Yeah, why? I think it's always better with their improv!
Potpourri7 please ellaborate. why do you think that?
I live for their ad-libs
Alice this was actually had me laughing all the way. I only cared for the tweets to see where they would take the story to
the comments on the short ceiling are too awesome!!! LLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!!!
Why do people complain about the talking inbetween the tweets? It's the best part! Higgins is incredibly funny
yeah they are funny but not when its 2 minutes long . Just say ONE joke and move on no need to do anything else
Gillio exactly....it's funny .
Chuchu Gold I agree
sometimes they just repeat the same thing for 2 minutes! Annoying as hell!
Because i'ts boring and not what we are here for.
The low ceiling bit was amazing.
This time I almost enjoyed the jokes between the tweets, but it got too much toward the end
I didn't hear half of what they said because I was laughing so hard.
If they only read the tweets the video would only be about 3:35 long, also the tweets are funny but it's their reaction that makes it funny. Trust me he knows what he's doing and rather you like it or not it's not going to change. Also what type of person came here to JUST hear Jimmy read tweets...
...also like an apartment building, which all these jokes are about, did it ever occur to you that he has to fill up so much time? I doubt NBC would like it very much if he JUST read the tweets. If he did that for EVERYTHING he did on the show then by my rough estimate the show would only be about 2/3 as long as it is now. This rule is true for EVERY talk show host. So if your time is so precious to you that you can't handle a 6:05 second video then why are you here?
Why did these people move IN to these places??? LMAO