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- Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WorstFirstDate.
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When he told the bathroom one, all I can think of is, "Please not now."
lol I remember that one.
lol hahaha ya
Higgens makes it better 😂😂😂
OMG YES AHAHAHSGS
I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂
" Well, damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather!"
YAAAAAAS
lol
Yessss I was looking for this haha
I thought the same!
Perfect!
Who else thinks Hashtag videos are the best part on Jimmy Fallon?
me!!!
ME
me
They're the best! I cant stop laughing!
yesssssss my favorite .
I don't have a worst date...I'm dateless.
*Goes and cries at a corner*
same
Same
look at the bright side - you never have to share your jacket ;)
saaaaammmmeeee.... greetings from an island in south east asia :)
Same
The real question is - When he told the girl she should call an Uber, was that because he wasn't interested in her or was it because he was stuck in the bathroom crapping all over the place because of some bad Mexican food? Who knows?
I assumed the second.
Humor Rule #43: Actually stating the possibilities destroys the funny in them.
I'm just wondering if that means she was left with the check! Haha terrible date.
GorgeousRoddyChrome
No-one "destroys the funny" quite like Jimmy Fallon does.
+Bendrix27 Jay? Is that you?
Anyone else on a hashtag marathon right now?
Zara Marie yep
I am
me
Zara Marie me!
Zara Marie oh yeah
This is my favourite segment on the show :)
mine too
Mine too! :-)
mine toooo
Same
same
"Don't be scared if my tooth falls out" DEAD!😂😂
"I drink pain." I don't know what language her date spoke, but there is such a phrase in Chinese: 我会吃苦 (wo hui chi ku). Literally translated, it means, "I can eat bitter." When people say that, they're trying to say that they've been through a lot of hardships and know how to persevere when the going gets tough.
(If there are any experts out there reading this, please correct me if I'm wrong or unclear).
I don't get why people say he's fake and not funny
He isn't fake
you realize he is a drunk right?
he tends to come across a bit fake when there are guests he doesn't seem to like that much
+Sidrah Zaheer shit den
because he's fake and not funny???
I think nicole kidman has something to say as well :)
😂
OMG Lol
BUUUUURN! 😂
I can watch this hashtag videos over and over without getting tired. Best segment on the show!
Well at least these people got a date... -_-
I had a first date recently and wasn't feeling it at all. He managed to get a reluctant hug out of me and then asked for another and I said "I'm not much of a hugger." He then asked "Are you a kisser?" to which I replied "ew no!" way too quickly.
"Well, then, what are you?"
"I'm a fan of a good firm handshake and the occasional high five when I'm feeling crazy." I think he got the hint.
Hahahaha!!!! That’s AWESOME😂
Yikes
It's ain't a date if you only wanna high-five him bruh.
The first tweet be like : "I love you, but I love me more" 😂😂
2 am in the morning... this is great timing
🎵If you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it,
cos I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket 🎵
Hashtags are the best thing on his show. Hysterical! I've watched multiple times
The window spit one was nicked from a scene from when Harry met Sally
If that's really the jacket girl's worst first date she truly lives a wonderfully charmed life indeed...
"Shouldn't he have seen that coming?" lol I was thinking the same thing.
i wonder... worst first date ....Nicole Kidman 😂😅😂😹
I have had a few bad first dates and one that sticks out in mind was talking to a girl online. We got along and decided to meet for a first date to see a movie together. In 2000 we went to go see the movie, "The Cell." For two future love birds to see this science fiction horror film, we were both disturbed experiencing this together. After the film we didn't talk to the walk to my car. Then driving her home both of us had nothing to say basically in shock. I dropped her off in her driveway, said good bye, and we never spoke again. ~ That movie was not a good first date movie! - It is disturbing.
The writers and the people who come out with the ideas for these bits are the only redeemable quality of the show
My BFF was on a first date. Waiting for him at the restaurant and he finally showed up 1/2 hour late because he just got bailed out of jail.... for RAPE! There was no second date.
...da fuck?
There was still a first??
That's crazy 😱 Out of interest how did she find out that's why he was late?
ok, so when he finally showed, he didn't say why he was late right away. That's why there was still a first date. Then, what apparently happened, is it was a case of suspected date rape, but then he was let go because the chick finally told the truth. Course, he still freaked her out so there was never a second date.This is a totally true story even though Anje k is trying to say it was fake, 3 times even. What a tool.
Sandra Fenderson I don't blame her, would have freaked me out too
Damn, I heard the italian voice from Higgins and I thought we were going to get Monsta Cables anf Frozen on DVD
I miss the DEE-VEE-DEE Monsta cables jokes
*"i drink pain."* ME.
Tbh if it's the Bass Pro in Springfield, MO, I can understand why it's his favorite place. It's like the Disneyland of outdoor stores.
Went to the movies on a first date, and he took me to see a horror movie, which I hate. He fell asleep at the BEGINNING of the movie and slept through the whole thing, leaving me to watch the movie by myself. Couldn't leave bc he had picked me up. Mom didn't answer her phone, so I was stuck. I was 15.
Amanda Ash omg this happened to me I was 17 it was because he was ill we then came out to find it had snowed and no public transport was running so we walked to his nearby to get a taxi where his mother presumed I was his one night stand I had to wait in the living room with the dog whilst they had a row. He then insisted he go with me in the car and thought he would get a kiss at the end even though he was sweating and shivering like crazy. Hell no! I then get indoors get several messages come through from my bestie asking how it went punch a reply it was the worst date ever and went on a rant and hit send then realised his message was at the top and he just got my rant. Saw him few months later and bought him a beer to clear the air and just agreed to be civil. 😂🙄🤦🏻♀️
First thing she told me was that she was only using me to get back at her ex. I was so desperate that I said "I'll take it". Also, I was 11.
This isn't a first date, but I went to my ex's company's Christmas party with him. Afterwards, we walked outside and it was somewhere around 30 degrees and he never offered me his jacket. Finally another gentleman offered me his coat, while giving my ex a really dirty look. I spent way too long in that relationship 🙄
For the record, I don't look back on this date as a "worst first date", but I did once find myself on a date with a man who had a Boba Fett wallet. It had velcro.
lol that dude needs to grow up but eh I love star wars to so I shouldn't judge
writerspen010 I collect, "hello kitty", accessories I totally get it!
Yeah the Uber one? He probably ate some bad food lol it was probs a disaster
They edited my tweet for reasons I understand, but it should say that it was a BLIND date with a guy who turned out to not speak any English. It was a couple months after I moved to a foreign country (Yes, I was trying to learn their language, too), and a year later, I still have no idea why they set us up in the first place, knowing we didn't speak the same language.
So, he didn't speak English AND he was blind? What app were you using? lmao
+Lizzo13 lol I was being a smart ass, I knew what you meant😁
first date , we kissed , looked at eachother said it was strange and shook hands and left xD
Don't spit when you're on a date!! Even if the windows open.
Kissed my first boyfriend ever for the first time outside on a bus stop, a few minutes later NATO started bombing :) (Belgrade, 1999) #worstfirstdate #bestfriendstilltoday
@@devonf.3803 Thanks for asking and thanks for your kindness! It did, for years to come, mostly because of depleted uranium used in those bombs. The incidence of cancer is still higher all over balkans compared to the rest of Europe (35-38% of all yearly deaths compared to 25% in ie. Germany). I'm all right by the way - but i fled the country a few months after this date and never went back, except for visits. But never lived there again. The boy and i broke up as i left. He is doing well too, though. We are best friends to this day :) going strong for 21 years since that disaster date ❤️
I wish I'd known about this. I met a man who said he wanted to take me to dinner at a nice place, but he took me to a takeout barbeque place in a seamy part of town instead. And then we went back to my apartment to eat. Before he ate, he took off his prosthetic legs and walked on his stumps to the bathroom. While he ate, he read a bodybuilding magazine.
I didn't know my first date was a date so I didn't pay for anything and talked about myself the entire time.
They guy who told her to catch an Uber, deserves a handshake for the most impressive exit out a date.
Wasn't the one about spitting out the window in "When Harry Met Sally?"
I knew someone who went to the bathroom on a date, shit himself, climbed out the window and ran home (he was close), changed his clothes and came back in the front door and sat back down with the girl.
now that sounds more of a reason to stop the middle of a date as opposed to the guy in this video who just said she needed to call an uber without any other explanation. it could've been a number of problems, but I assumed it was a bathroom related problem and it'd be pretty embarrassing to continue after that, but this boy you mentioned in your scenario sounds decent
I love jimmy but this is the main reason I watch this show.
LOL hahahahh the second one is awesome
Audience is on fire tonight!
the guy who got beat up by a ghost just be from Supernatural
I thought the same ^^
This is a great pre-holidays marathon. Who’s binge watching in 2019? 🙌🏾
2020!
Went to the movies with a guy, he didn't look at me the entire time and left right after... Tried to go out with him again, and this time, before the movie started, he literally asked me if he needed to put his arm around me then, or if he should do it in the middle of the movie... Never went out with him again!
he says he does them every Wednesday but it's like every month
Love this profile picture.
Did that first Tweet remind anybody else of Nice Guys Finish Last?
Reminded me of an episode of Friends
Yaaasss...
Ryan's lamp here ❤️
"shouldn't he have seen that coming?" XD true!
True!
I went on a blind date with a guy I had only talked to over the phone he told me he was 6'1 and worked out and was a police officer I met him 4 lunch he was all of 5'4 cause I'm 5'6 and he may have been an officer but probably the only thing he worked out was his imagination of the guy he fantasized about being
That bass pro is a win
The first one... the guy not only is a jerk ... he's a plagiarist... FRIENDS! Chandler said that to Monica when he was going to ask her to marry her and the ring was in his coat pocket
Maybe he was referring to the joke from friends, and she didn't get it
yuliya khodunova I was joking I didn't take it seriously :) maybe I didn't express myself well I'm sorry.
***** I thought that as well, but I was joking, he doesn't have to remember every pop culture reference ever haha
That's what men do. They steal your wind lol
09Mrsubaru hahahaaha you really made me lol haha
that first one reminded me of Nice Guys
Many years ago I went on a first date with a guy who got drunk, told me that he had attempted suicide as if that should be an ice breaker topic, then never asked anything about me because he was pretty enamored with himself. It was very clear to me why he was divorced. Bizarre!
I went out with a guy the other night who was a meth dealer and had me go on his runs with him and took me out for burritos. I couldn't wait to get home and never ever hear from him again.
I want a pet Higgins :(
I would've tweeted them a tweet abt this topic but I've never been on a date 😂😂
I’d be More Scared if Some Guy Said to me”Don’t be Scared if my Tooth Falls Out”
glad I'm not the only one who drinks pain
Who else is on a Hashtags marathon 2020?
hashtags are my favorite 😂
The first tweet was hilarious!
The first one is so damn classic xD
Spitting out the wind one sounds like when "Harry met Sally".
you should do hashtags more often 😄
My first date ever was with a guy who kept hitting on every girl he saw. After that he pretended we weren't on a date, and told me about his girlfriend. That's not even the worst part, I'm gay and he was the first guy I dated.
these dates are as handy as an ashtray as a motorbike😆
I couldn't stop laughing!!😂😂😂
That last one sounds like it was my uncle! He looooooves Bass Pro Shop XD
Well, at least the 'tooth guy' came clean on the first date. My aunt got married and found out her husband's two front teeth were false on their wedding night. She was surprised to say the least.
Me: *hears ‘I drink pain’
Also me: gigity 😏
I actually love window shopping (wish I had the environment to use their products haha) at Bass Pro!
That very first tweet about the jacket reminds me of Kevjumba's vid, Nice Guys Finish Last, lol
Hey, if you take a girl to a Bass Pro Shop on a first date and she's cool with it, 10/10 you've found a soul mate.
Stuck in a locked room watching this show. That's a worst date place
The psychic one got me thinking about Shawn Spencer
Hey, the guy with the jacket was fine by me. Lol.. Well it depends, if I was on a date with a feminist I would be asking for her jacket if I was cold after she bought me dinner. Either you support traditional gender roles or you don't and I am fine with either but I am not gonna mix and match by having to pay, open doors, give jackets, protect you in an emergency if I have just heard you talk all night against those gender roles. That would be rude of me and I am a gentleman lol
I guess you don't know much about feminism. Letting the woman pay for dinner and asking her for her jacket: You mean you want to reverse the traditional gender roles. Feminism is about equality. The gender should not matter at all. If you want to do something nice, you can pay for dinner or offer your jacket or hold the door etc. - whether you are male or female. Just because it is polite to do so or because it is a nice gesture. Or you don't do any of it because you don't want to/don't like your date.
+discardeddede *prints this comment and gets it framed*
I hope 1 day my hashtag gets in there 😂😂
In all fairness... Always bring a jacket. Haha
Nicole Kidman's worst first date ever, "Jimmy Fallon" hahaha!! 😅😅😅
its lists like these that give me confidence. i may be a nerd and quote Star Trek but some of these douches seem to put effort into it lol. The bass pro shop one is hilarious. i just picture him showing up in a camo set of waterproof overalls and describing his ideal wedding where they both are in camo overalls and the guests in camo 3 piece suits and they are married by one of the duck dynasty people.....to bad nobody will see the wedding....OH BAM! im here all week ladies and gentleman
Lol it's so weird that these tweets are only about guys.
Yeah, I was on the date and the girl spent about an hour complaining how her father refuses to pay for her car and appartment and other stuff. Ordered a ton of stuff, asked for a check and then went for a bathroom. I deliberately waited for her to return and then she got pissed I haven't paid it already. The things men do for a nice ass in a skirt.
+Fisho D what? U were from dating a girl too a guy...
Basketball Player it was obviously a typo, I meant "she"...
Is it that weird? IS IT??? Hahaha
Traveling Uke based on personal experience I've met more crazy females than males.
Does anyone else imagine that they’re also there providing commentary during the hashtag videos because same
lol oh dear glad i never had such bad dates!
HAHA IVE HAD THE BODYBUILDING THING TOO 😂😂😂😂
The first tweet is like a scene in FRIENDS with Chandler and Monica... :)
Ha! The tweet with the psychic was mine. And also, I'm a dude. 🙂
Watching before this goes viral.
Yeah. Memorable.
I thought they did this already?
My thoughts as well!
Yeah, i think they've done this topic before, but he's definitely repeated other scenarios, too
Once had a first date where we went to an art museum. About five minutes into the exhibit he wandered off without me. I made it to the end of the exhibit alone, waited for him for a couple minutes, and then left.
... but then I'd be cold lol 😂
that jacket one has happened to me before!!!
Hope y'all have wonderful day Merry Christmas 🎄
Bring your own jacket. Being a gentleman doesn’t matter if it’s too cold out
Hey, the Bass Pro Shop in the pyramid in Memphis, TN is actually really nice soo...
If a guy took me to his favorite place and it happens to be a hardware store, I would marry him.
I have over $10,000 worth of tools that I love to use. I have installed tiles and drywall. I alway buy paint and get new brushes. I enjoy cutting, sanding and staining wood.
Chivalry is dead 😂😂👌👌