_Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer._ *Proceeds to oneshot the God* Bounty Hunter: ... *snort*
man at arms: BOUNTY HUNTER,ARE YOU READY TO KILL A GOD bounty man: *snorts space cocaine made from the corpse of a godling* I DONT WHO I AM,OR WHERE I AM,I JUST KNOW THAT I MUST KILL!!
"Behold! The heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Father and Mother. Alpha and Omega. Our Creator... Our Destroyer..." BH: "Thanks for introducing me. Now, I've come to collect."
Behold the heart of the world! The progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer. *get's one-shotted* Bounty Hunter: I've come here to collect!
Imagine becoming part of an eldritch god and having power over the flesh only to be hit with an axe really hard, nearly die and then get shanked by a doctor snorting some weird crystal out of a bottle and getting high on medicinal vapours
there's something indescribably hilarious about the gestating heart dying and the heart of darkness just sort of... spawning in, like an NPC in Garry's Mod
You know. I am pretty sure that there is some thematic symbolism in a man hooked on who knows many remedies and drugs by a plague doctor being able to slay the ultimate horror of the world.
@@clashaccount8737 good god gave me a chuckle and raggedy smile. About time i revisit alien beliver and bonzi the sad clown stories... Edit: also just now remembered the schnitzelnazi
Another amazing video that shows me how much do I suck at this game. What's this space cocaine everyone keeps mentioning, that seems to be instrumental to trigger massive critical? Is that part of the DLC? Should I get it just to grant my character access to such a powerful drug - is it easy to obtain?
It's a consumable from the Color of Madness DLC, it allows you refresh moves that have limited time uses. Some of the moves in the game like Bolster and Plague Doctor's Emboldening Vapors are balanced around only being able to be used once or twice per battle. With Shard Dust you can refresh those limited uses anywhere from 6 to 15 times depending on how much you can carry with you . It allows for stacking up ridiculously high dodge or in this case damage. It's not very hard to get. Costs 3 Comet Shards per bottle and you get a good number of shards from doing the Farmstead missions or killing the Thing from the Stars.
After the Musketeer I was pretty sure it can be done with BH as well. You proved me right, great work again. Edit: I realized that you did it earlier, but somehow your video about the Musketeer was the first I found.
Love one-shot the final boss videos it the funniest shit. Where need to sacrifice 2 of your local members. It a sad moment for any player but no. It like 3 crack head doctors and a sick king kill a god or 2 crack head docs, a old veteran and bounty hunter kill a god with the power of drugs. My favorite is a clown kill a god with song and dance with a tons of drug in his blood
If you wanna do it deathless i recommend 2 manning it with maa + crus/flag or setting up a 2 hit kill with both characters outspeeding everyone else like here ua-cam.com/video/h24LqIWdX4w/v-deo.htmlsi=JfKqOLesLZ7cFWCe i think 2 man is still safer tho
YT not posting my comments or something. Got fucked at the heart, used a pen instead if a wounding helmet so my dmg was a little off but at the end of the day I didnt crit so GG.@@thickveinysausage3062
The randow in the game so unfair so it doesn't evrn mercy on final boss. I once left the boss 3 lvl by 1 hp and I runed with one stresed character with legandary artifacts of her dead teamates. THIS IS WAS LEGACY STORY.
"i just snorted a whole bag of coke and got into a knife fight with god"
-Bounty Hunter, probably
*Axe
This made my day.
And fucking won
*space coke
Yee cocaine is a hell of a buff
one shots final boss and heals 3 stress
"I just killed god and saved humanity... Guess that's a relief"
"...hm"
anxiety is a bitch.
As a true bounty hunter should act.
@@notverifiable3731 a momentary abatement.
"I've come to collect!"
Who the Hell put a bounty on the Heart of Darkness?! Who?!
Probably some random guy on the streets.
The Heart of Darkens itself.
It was rigged from the start.
Literally the ancestor LOL
I did, fucker made me kill 2 lvl 6characters
The girl from the sanatorium, it owned her some money
local hamlet man sniffes 2 whole storages of plague doctor's drugs and oneshots god
Idk man, BH still has a little blood left in his drug system.
I legitimately spat out my drink at this, thank you for making my day!
Rad
Isjwjsjdnwozuruwus poopy
Plague doctor, quit pouring blood into me!
"I've come to collect!"
_Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer._
*Proceeds to oneshot the God*
Bounty Hunter: ... *snort*
He said I have come to collect not *snort*
Hm
He didn't one shot
@@thatrandomcrit5823 He one shotted the heart of darkness but not the other stages
🤔🤔🤔🤔
BH casually uses "Come unto your maker" on heart of darkness, planet extremely confused.
Party leaves as 4.
"Nooooooo... this was not... your destiny..."
"Times change"
man at arms: BOUNTY HUNTER,ARE YOU READY TO KILL A GOD
bounty man: *snorts space cocaine made from the corpse of a godling* I DONT WHO I AM,OR WHERE I AM,I JUST KNOW THAT I MUST KILL!!
*Snort* anyway I started blasting
"Behold! The heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Father and Mother. Alpha and Omega. Our Creator... Our Destroyer..."
BH: "Thanks for introducing me. Now, I've come to collect."
Ancestor: Alpha and Omega and-
Bounty Hunter: *crits 195 dmg*
Ancestor: -...victory...
“Our Creator, and our… for FUCKS sake can you please hire some less competent mercenaries?”
@@jackmoseley4959 Clearly Ancestor was referring to the BH
The ancestor was the GM and he was so pissed that his bbeg was oneshoted that he ended the campaign
PARACELSUS. GIMME A SNIFF OF THE GOOD SHIT.
IMMA GET INTO A KNIFE FIGHT WITH A GOD
Behold the heart of the world! The progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer.
*get's one-shotted*
Bounty Hunter: I've come here to collect!
Imagine becoming part of an eldritch god and having power over the flesh only to be hit with an axe really hard, nearly die and then get shanked by a doctor snorting some weird crystal out of a bottle and getting high on medicinal vapours
there's something indescribably hilarious about the gestating heart dying and the heart of darkness just sort of... spawning in, like an NPC in Garry's Mod
195 damage in a single blow is a number I'm very familiar with
lookin at you tf2
You cant escape the damned random crits.
*THERE EVERYWHERE.*
[sniper schadenfraude]
*market garden the heart of the world*
@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 fucking jarate bushwaka combo the celestial being which rules all
Bounty Hunter spamming the bind: “Random Crits are fair and balance”
*Crit 164! Crit 195!*
Evil one : ...????? fuck?
5 months late but
Command gives +dmg when guarded
He guarded just before the last hit
BEHOLD !! THE HEART OF THE WORLD!! THE PROGENITOR OF LIFE........
Bounty hunter: "Nope."
"Behold the heart of the worl- Victory,"
Meanwhile XCOM 2: 95% hit chance, melee range with a rifle.
And misses anyway.
That's why I love swords in Xcom. When you kill chosen you get the sword that never miss.
pff like it's any better in darkest dungeon. helion with 72% crit chance should crit almost every time, instead crits 1/3 of the time.
There is a video about someone who missed a 99% hit chance in xcom, you can find it here in youtube
Too much of a meme xcom hit rate is fine
@@axelvaldivia9515 i saw 100% atack miss
... The god owed him money.
"I know you here, Heart of darkness, you big fucking nerd! Where's my goddamn money?!"
"...snort."
[Translation: OH, THAT'S THAT *GOOD* SHIT RIGHT THERE.]
Behold! The Heart of the World! Progen-
**Axeblade to the face**
“You challenge a god?”
Bounty Hunter: “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DRUGS I’M ON RIGHT NOW?”
HoD: "I don't know, how many?"
BH: "Yes."
You know. I am pretty sure that there is some thematic symbolism in a man hooked on who knows many remedies and drugs by a plague doctor being able to slay the ultimate horror of the world.
It's like Old Man Henderson all over again- too drugged up to give a fuck
@@clashaccount8737 good god gave me a chuckle and raggedy smile. About time i revisit alien beliver and bonzi the sad clown stories...
Edit: also just now remembered the schnitzelnazi
He's so drugged up he isn't grasping the severity
@@cloaker5445 given that he destroyed said horror in a single axe hit I would argue that he understands the severity perfectly
This made me realize how much of a wuzz the final boss is compared to the other bosses.
I mean when you skip having two characters for the last part and you have someone on that many drugs
yea but that guy is juiced up
How much do you think the bounty on a god’s head is?
7
8
9
10
I’d say 2 maybe 3 bags of peanuts, a beer (the cheap stuff), and death threats from several cults. Oh and a great story and trophy
Ancestor: BEHOLD, HEART OF THE WORLD-
Bounty Hunter: *One shot*
Ancestor: wait WHAT
From PDs, trinkets, and weapons (not including MAA) that was 275% bonus damage plus a crit
"I've come to collect!"
I love this guy. I mean it's not like he just KILLED A FRIGGIN GOD OR SOMETHING... XD
*snort*
Leper one-shots the boss:
"Rain in the forest."
He is a fucking Moon knight from that old shitpost at this point.
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY!?
Our destroyer:
GET ONE TAPPED KID!
My man snorted a whole bag of molars
Another amazing video that shows me how much do I suck at this game. What's this space cocaine everyone keeps mentioning, that seems to be instrumental to trigger massive critical? Is that part of the DLC? Should I get it just to grant my character access to such a powerful drug - is it easy to obtain?
It's a consumable from the Color of Madness DLC, it allows you refresh moves that have limited time uses. Some of the moves in the game like Bolster and Plague Doctor's Emboldening Vapors are balanced around only being able to be used once or twice per battle. With Shard Dust you can refresh those limited uses anywhere from 6 to 15 times depending on how much you can carry with you . It allows for stacking up ridiculously high dodge or in this case damage.
It's not very hard to get. Costs 3 Comet Shards per bottle and you get a good number of shards from doing the Farmstead missions or killing the Thing from the Stars.
@@thickveinysausage3062 you are the best sausage out there, thanks!!
Sausage drug dealer lol
...our creator, and our destro-
*dies
So in the end, the narrator was talking about the Bounty Hunter, not the god... What a twist!!
That was amazing
bounty hunter just doin' his job; couldn't care less that it's a god
79 spd on bouty hunter faster then usane bolt id say
After the Musketeer I was pretty sure it can be done with BH as well. You proved me right, great work again.
Edit: I realized that you did it earlier, but somehow your video about the Musketeer was the first I found.
Love one-shot the final boss videos it the funniest shit. Where need to sacrifice 2 of your local members. It a sad moment for any player but no. It like 3 crack head doctors and a sick king kill a god or 2 crack head docs, a old veteran and bounty hunter kill a god with the power of drugs. My favorite is a clown kill a god with song and dance with a tons of drug in his blood
Rumors has it that clown tested positive for blood in his cocaine stream.
You are amazing, truly a genius. I wonder how long it took you to master such tactics..
I mean drugs will give power until you get afflicted
Who would win ?
Litteraly a god.
or ?
One axe boi
“Neat” ~ Bounty Hunter
Rain in the forest.
He has come to collect
He has come to collect
Based and dungeonpilled
А я всегда говорил, что наёмник имба!
Ah yes, final boss
Bounty Hunter one shots final boss!!! holy
Bounty Hunter : ....
"Begone thot!" Ancestor, I think
How the tables have turned... who's doing the instakills now, huh!?
Some creator..NO.
SOME DESTROYER.
SHEESH.
yeah he sure did snort something alright
A singular strike!
He's come to collect
I can't add any more than what has already been said. Thanks TVS.
cheers.
*Gimme those trinkets*
how did you speed things uP??
*hears the tf2 crit sounds*
Incredible
Thanks for the reference. Cleared up to DD3 deathless on week 75, still have region/cc/roaming bosses left. Planning on using BH to OTK Heart.
If you wanna do it deathless i recommend 2 manning it with maa + crus/flag or setting up a 2 hit kill with both characters outspeeding everyone else like here ua-cam.com/video/h24LqIWdX4w/v-deo.htmlsi=JfKqOLesLZ7cFWCe i think 2 man is still safer tho
I would 2 man it but I want the flex of 4 manning the heart deathless @@thickveinysausage3062
welp asshole decided not to crit. I used a pen instead of a wounding helmet so my dmg was a little off too @@thickveinysausage3062
YT not posting my comments or something. Got fucked at the heart, used a pen instead if a wounding helmet so my dmg was a little off but at the end of the day I didnt crit so GG.@@thickveinysausage3062
Rain in the forest
Truly Amusing..
Fog Before Sunrise
See how it staggers
I''ve come to collect
Are you using faster combat mod or just sped up the video?
Huffing space dust makes you invincible. Watch me 1v1 god fucking zoinked out of my gourd.
Get Dat damage.
I saw more then one hit, or does the clones not count?
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
40% crit? Not bad, not bad.
only a 39.5% chance of success.
The randow in the game so unfair so it doesn't evrn mercy on final boss.
I once left the boss 3 lvl by 1 hp and I runed with one stresed character with legandary artifacts of her dead teamates. THIS IS WAS LEGACY STORY.
4:57 'Ill get you bitch!'
???:Puny god
I only come back here to reread the 11/10 comments
Lmao why did I click on this thinking it would be like the abyss entity or something, I'm like 3% into the game
Abyss enti- you mean the Shambler?
*Crit - 195 Dmg*
I think I've seen that in another game...
*snort*
Wait! There’s a final boss?????
Один из самых разочаровывающих боссов.
snort snort
True Chad
Drugs end conflicts and save lives as seen in the video.
...hm.
*snorts*
**bonk**
How long does it take to finish this game usually?
I’m 30 hours in and I still haven’t gotten to the final boss. It’s punishing.
This might be a late response, but anywhere from 30 to 60 hours casually, 100 if 100%, and then theres DLC and mods and oh my
One shot? Nope lol
Where's the boss go?
BH: I don't know who I am, where I am, How I've ended up here... but if I have an axe and this criature is ugly, I must kill it.
Hmph
What about that was a one shot?
2 ez :D
Shame this isn't viable.anymore.
damn that was awesome, anyone got any berserk vibes from darkest dungeon?
I'm
this title is a lie
Two shot. Also, it got a full turn while low and didn't even use Come Unto Your Maker. Kinda suspicious not gonna lie chief.
Resurrection mechanics are so lazy.