And that "One quarter? Surely you jest" Selfish quote just before the kill... like he can't believe the Heart is missing one quarter of its health to "make it easier for him", like noone believes in his skill.
You know, after I got my 81 kill streak in endless mode I was chuffed with myself, then I saw you managed 1371, just for funsies, but now after watching this, your flagellant takes on the hag witch and kills her pot, just for fun and your other "I want to make this game as difficult as possible for myself, for fun" videos I have realised that you're not mortal and trying to compare my ability at this game to you is pointless
Local man "one jokes" the heart of the World after setting up the most lame joke ever Jester: how many crits can a skeleton land? Jester: a skele-*ton* Hearth of darkness: ... *DEATH BLOW*
Kasumeme Toyama you may not have known this, but our appearance is very important to us, a simple comment like that will easily break our self esteem. Won’t save your soul though.
One say sword of a man cursed by the diseases dealt 173 crit damage Other say a man with talent to music his short dagger dealt 199 crit damage But truth is, both of them called mininukes
There should be an achievement for one shotting the Heart as well as a hero-specific cutscene. Like, for the Jester, a cut to a stage where the Jester, dressed in his old adventuring gear, reenacts some of the events that occurred in the Hamlet and in the Darkest Dungeon in a comedic fashion, culminating with his victory over the damnable thing. The cutscene would then end with the audience roaring and clapping.
Streams of Consciousness Except you forgot the game never really ends and everyone is stuck in a time loop presumably for eternity until the darkness wins. And that this is Darkest Dungeon and happy endings are forbidden. Bit of an oversight.
The problem with this is that the end is essentially "Everything goes back to the way it was and the cycle repeats until the "egg" hatches and the world is destroyed."
I actually think that in a perfect run (no hero deaths, even during the final fight) there should be a different cut scene where the cycle is broken because the heart of darkness hasn't harvested any souls to be reborn into, or something like that. But that's propably too optimistic for DD.
Two things baffle me in this video - that insane one shot from the jester's finale and the fact that an inanimate object has better DODGE than most of my hero roster.
Nathan Wong That one doesn't work anymore - PD's Emboldening Vapors (the buff that he stacked so much on the Leper) is now limited to twice per battle.
Medieval metalhead on verge of having drug-induced myocardial infarction stops audience's eldritch heart in shocking twist. Said metalhead of his performance, "LOL!"
12:12 truly amusing indeed. So much for the almighty heart of darkness. No matter what game designers do, not matter how hard they try to build atmosphere and make us fear cthulu, they will always fail, because if they stat it, we will kill it. It is as inevitable as the passage of time.
I had a plague doc with RABIES gave her "red herb" which boosts "melee skills" (her only one melee skill) and she performed quite well, until her demise in botched run. So, plague doc in front can be ok.
"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life. Father and mother, alpha and omega. Our creator!" Jester: *snorts bucket of crack* haha finale go twang
no, it hated humanity before all this. Now it just desperately wants to get away from it but the Ancestor refuses to let it because obviously, humanity must know that they're bonedi n the face of this cosmic horror that keeps being curbstomped.
"Local news story, musician gets high on crack, claims he killed an eldritch god just by singing with the help of Santa and two men with the faces of birds, more at 11"
A fool stood on the precipice of madness. His friends powerless at the the cosmic horrors they've witnessed Strengthened, but selfish, he plucked his lute, hoping to soothe their stress. In vain, it only stood to solidify his own. A song of despair, hopelessness, and futility. Yet, with a change of perspective, and clever wordplay... It could be the FINALE of what was heart of darkness. Delirious from noxious fumes and potions of questionable intent, He strummed the song that would end existence. For only a fool could choose to play something so dangerous, with so noble of intentions.
The world saw a fight for the end of times between two entity One was a being of violence and chaos. Uncontrolable and the powerest creature of the world. It Became a genocidal killer who annihilated an infinity of human. The other was the heart of darkness.
Jester: How about another joke Mcdowell? Man at arms: NO, I THINK WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR JOKES! Jester: What do you get when you cross a really stressed clown with a team that drugs him and treatS him like TRASH!? McDowell: Call the Sanatorium! Jester: i ll tell u what u get, u get A FUCKING 199 CRIT!
After the Leper and Jester, the Musketeer also did it. It was even more impressive, because she scored two 161 against the Gestating Heart, before she exucuted the Heart of the Darkness with 189 crit. So 3 consecutive shots from her caused more 500 damages!
You gotta love how, except for the ancestor's transitions, the narrator is completely silent. It's sutble, but it really sets the stage. This is it. This is what all your efforts and sacrifices were for. This is the finale.
Heart: *Noooo you cant kill me im most powerful being that ever lived in this world!!!!* Some random clown thats high on meth: *Haha sickle goes wooooooosh*
*Breaking news*
_Retired veteran screams at doctors while clown kills God_
HAAHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHHHHAHAH
This is the best one so far xD
This is so good
Godammit Florida
*false god, filthy infidel! Don't mess with Fanatic's pyre!
"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life. Father and mother, alpha and omega. Our creator."
*Gets literally oneshot by a clown*
NARCO clown
NARCO DRUGDEALING MASOCHISTIC CLOWN
Eldritch horror is no match for PCP.
Just proving that it itself is a joke. The greatest joke of all.
Jester: "Truly amusing..." *ba dum tss*
I like how the only thing the man at arm did during the entire fight was just scream at everyone
same as the player!
More like channel his inner Reaper. (Seriously, that sound effect is eerily similar to a Reaper from Mass Effect.)
@@redpatriot224 why in fucks name are you here
@@clown-i-sabbah5505 freak u
Genuine military drill instructor :)
Homeless Guitarist Breaks Heart With Masterful Performance
tarael86 Both literally and figuratively
You should have ten times the likes.
Julkofkvo
Masterfully executed, you say
Eat your heart out, Biff the Understudy.
Absolutely mental Jester inhales 5 shard dusts and one-shots eldritch god.
Old Ones hate him, find out how one jester did drugs and oneshot a eldritch abomination.
Find out his secret in this link
The total raving mad lad
And I still hate the abominations of no god, that you call „bards“, uncivilized creatures, all of them.
Eldritch God *laughs in shard dust*
Ancestor: "Your 'victory' is meaningless. It did not change anything. It will wake up again later."
Jester: "Cope harder."
Again later:
HoD: The time has come, I'll unleash my powers and feast upon all the flesh of this world.
Jester: hey
HoD: ...f*ck
@@federicocaputo9966 HoD gets spawncamped for the rest of eternity. The End.
*Wheeze*
Lesson learned, kids; too much meth is bad for the Heart!
But kill other monster in one shot
@@MiguelAngel-nj5tf Who said it was _your_ heart it was bad for?
But seriously kids, don't do meth.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I don't see what this video has to do with meth.
@@VirgoDPS The space dust he uses on the jester at the end...
Who would win? The Very Being Of Despair And Chaos or Some Clown With Space Meth
What?? It was warp dust after all this time???
HERESY!!!
Wait so basically this was the Jester killing himself?
Oh..
Now I get why its called The Finale.
Never underestimate Space meth.
@@Helman114 well he literally pierces himself witha spear. Even so in game he ain't getting damage from that hmmm.
SPACE METH
The greatest joke of all
Hahaha
Oh my, I did not expect the punchline to be so... literal.
You could say it was a good heart attack.
He got the Last Laugh.
"He will be laughing still...in the end."
Narrator: "FATHER AND MOTHER; ALPHA, AND OMEGA..."
Jester: *lol okay*
Man said ok boomer and she exploded
"Truly amusing"
@@CrazzyJ-iw5rc The Heart of Darkness is the first Boomer because it created the world.
@@JohnnyJohnJohnson it was born before the end if world War 2, so it's actually not a boomer
Heart of Darkness: A mere clown would dare face a GOD like me?
Jester: *One Shots*
Jester: You are not a clown. You are the entire circus
Some would say the butchers circus.
Heart of Darkness: "A clown such as yourself cannot face a GOD like m-"
Jester: "While I am a clown, you are most certainly the joke here.""
And that "One quarter? Surely you jest" Selfish quote just before the kill... like he can't believe the Heart is missing one quarter of its health to "make it easier for him", like noone believes in his skill.
" *In the end, he will be laughing, still...* "
Laughing of the Heart of Darkness, it seems.
That's what you call a great concert. Specially the drugged performer part.
Snorts like 10 lines of space cocaine
You know, after I got my 81 kill streak in endless mode I was chuffed with myself, then I saw you managed 1371, just for funsies, but now after watching this, your flagellant takes on the hag witch and kills her pot, just for fun and your other "I want to make this game as difficult as possible for myself, for fun" videos I have realised that you're not mortal and trying to compare my ability at this game to you is pointless
Mikhail2331 Agreed
Mikhail2331 git gud scrub.
Use bufs, adjust trinkets, And create your spec ops team for every mission.
This is basically the embodiment of, "You. And the man she tells you not to worry about."
Mikhail2331 81kills? I got 220 with my jester highwayman gatling team! Ripost for day baby!
Idk if someone will read my comment but I have plans to make a (inspired by enjoy the bloodshed)Stygian permadeath challenge with only antiquarians
Breaking News: Local Eldritch God Pranked to death by local Jester. Tune in at 12:12 for details
Anarchist Black _Local_
"It's just a prank bro"
You 1000th like on this comment
@@clover8673 oh wow thanks!
Local man "one jokes" the heart of the World after setting up the most lame joke ever
Jester: how many crits can a skeleton land?
Jester: a skele-*ton*
Hearth of darkness: ...
*DEATH BLOW*
Hey, umm... I dont know... But... It seems that you got that (or at least part of it) from our good ol' friend sans
@@hugoguh1 sans undertale?
@@rum7476 yeah
@@hugoguh1 real sans undertale? r u sure?
Oh hey so this is Sans backstory. That makes a lot of sense actually.
First the legendary drugged angry Leper, now the empowered selfish Jester. Glorious.
Clown saw the heart of darkness and instantly went selfish. "This kill is all mine."
*B E G O N E T H O T*
Local guitarist sniffing white powder, going insane and harvesting coconut.
12:12 "The only reason I came here is to comment how ugly you are"
*Crit!*
*199*
*Insterts Cap. America meme*
Kasumeme Toyama you may not have known this, but our appearance is very important to us, a simple comment like that will easily break our self esteem.
Won’t save your soul though.
Rain in the forest 2 confirmed by Fourtwoflow
Met TheProob oh i got the reference
One could say the legend never dies.
One say sword of a man cursed by the diseases dealt 173 crit damage
Other say a man with talent to music his short dagger dealt 199 crit damage
But truth is, both of them called mininukes
Coked up amateur guitarist breaks into zoo, kills rare animal. PETA outraged.
There should be an achievement for one shotting the Heart as well as a hero-specific cutscene. Like, for the Jester, a cut to a stage where the Jester, dressed in his old adventuring gear, reenacts some of the events that occurred in the Hamlet and in the Darkest Dungeon in a comedic fashion, culminating with his victory over the damnable thing. The cutscene would then end with the audience roaring and clapping.
A bit too specific. Just cutscene for each class that survived the encounter. Or either DD mission.
Streams of Consciousness Except you forgot the game never really ends and everyone is stuck in a time loop presumably for eternity until the darkness wins. And that this is Darkest Dungeon and happy endings are forbidden.
Bit of an oversight.
well he means that every class that basically solo's it should get a cutscene where they show off that they did so.
The problem with this is that the end is essentially "Everything goes back to the way it was and the cycle repeats until the "egg" hatches and the world is destroyed."
I actually think that in a perfect run (no hero deaths, even during the final fight) there should be a different cut scene where the cycle is broken because the heart of darkness hasn't harvested any souls to be reborn into, or something like that. But that's propably too optimistic for DD.
Who would win.
An all powerful cosmic being of unimaginable horrors.
Or...
One funny boi.
he was funny, he was really really funny! ...and it will be funny again...
The funny boy
Two things baffle me in this video - that insane one shot from the jester's finale and the fact that an inanimate object has better DODGE than most of my hero roster.
Well, the object is literally nothing, so it kinda makes sense you can’t hit it
Alternatively, it's influencing your very strikes, subtly forcing you to miss.
people have killed the heart of darkness without hero deaths in many other ways. The last one involved a leper, 3 plague doctors and a tonne of buffs
Nathan Wong That one doesn't work anymore - PD's Emboldening Vapors (the buff that he stacked so much on the Leper) is now limited to twice per battle.
ik but now you have even more things like this to replace it. I somehow managed to get a 95% crit rate on my Leper with buffs and camping its insane.
Medieval metalhead on verge of having drug-induced myocardial infarction stops audience's eldritch heart in shocking twist. Said metalhead of his performance, "LOL!"
the heart of darkness vs some clown in meth
*Crystal* meth, to be precise
"The eldritch God of all things living
Or
One Laughy boi"
Who would win?
The most powerfull eldritch god that destroyes worlds
vs
Some clown on drugs
Trollo 129 Dr. Rockso?
with the amount he took, he was definitely IN it at that point.
"Be you angels?"
"Nay! We are but MEN!"
Nova20cp Best one so far
Half expect this to wind up on darkest dungeon's "awesome" page for TV tropes.
*Rock*
@@LieutenantAmerica OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooon,
@@tomhill3248 This is not the greatest song in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
heart: you walk in here and you bring me more meth?
jester: You got one part of that wrong.
This... is not meth.
wallace - Always enjoy a good Breaking Bad reference :D Enjoy a like
NO WHY DID YOU DO THIS
NOW THEY'RE GONNA NERF FINALE AGAIN :(
Delete the video before Red Hook see it and decide to nerf again Finale! xD
They won't, too busy making a shitty sequel
"He will be laughing still, at the end."
Prophetic.
12:12 truly amusing indeed. So much for the almighty heart of darkness. No matter what game designers do, not matter how hard they try to build atmosphere and make us fear cthulu, they will always fail, because if they stat it, we will kill it.
It is as inevitable as the passage of time.
The lord British princile.
Read this in Ancestor's voice.
Underated comment. The players are the real forces of chaos.
used to think i was the only one crazy enough to put a plague doctor in the front
now i know I was actually a genius the whole time
I had a plague doc with RABIES
gave her "red herb" which boosts "melee skills" (her only one melee skill) and she performed quite well, until her demise in botched run. So, plague doc in front can be ok.
*Hero to hit 95%*
How salty would you be if you landed that 5%?
it's a lie, the 5% isn't real. All attacks automatically get a 5% buff to their accuracy after the attack is launched.
Maximum chance to hit is 90
@@discipleoftzeentch8384 What? No it's not!
@@tomhill3248 I know im ghosting a 7 month old comment but like i think he means that once you hit the 90% you are guaranteed to hit
"Your vibes are atrocious"
*200 damage crit*
Heart of Darkness' vibe is tested...
To quote Dr. Rockso, the Rock-n'-Roll clown: "I DO COCAIIIIIIIIINE!!!!"
"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life. Father and mother, alpha and omega. Our creator!"
Jester: *snorts bucket of crack* haha finale go twang
HoD is a very sad Eldritch god. In fact it was humiliated so many times in so many ways. I guess that's why it hates mankind
no, it hated humanity before all this.
Now it just desperately wants to get away from it but the Ancestor refuses to let it because obviously, humanity must know that they're bonedi n the face of this cosmic horror that keeps being curbstomped.
Heart of Darkness after getting one shotted by a random stoned clown: "I guess I was the clown all along..."
Oh, so YOU'RE the guy they're basing the balance patches on
He will be laughing still... at the end.
Who would win:
An anciet evil able to create and destroy everything; an Α and Ω
or
Some guitarist on meth
"You're awful Ancestor. You brought me here to make fun of me..."
At least this video wasn't about a very angry and drugged guy with leprosy and a huge sword
"Rain in the forest"
Yeah... it´s about a very crazy and drugged guy with three pounds of space meth and a huge lance.
Totally different
BEHOLD THE HEART OF DARKNESS, THE ALPHA AND AND... *and he got oneshoted by a random dude with a sickle?*
Mist dont forget the lute
Sooooo... basically Jimi Hedrix vs Elderitch God?
very high jester vs eldritch god.
Rain in the forest.
Blood in the mud.
We get that reference
This is the peak of darkest dungeon.
Ancient Meme Dankest*
“Our destroyer? Surely you jest.”
*bows and kills him
BEHOLD THE ALPHA AND OME- never mind he's dead
BEHOLD THE ALPHA AND... THE NEW OMEGA *everyone stares at Jester*
you're on tvtropes congrats
@@harunai what is this "tvtropes"?
@@youarelookingatmynam tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Awesome/DarkestDungeon
So what you're saying is, give a musician proper backing and a ton of drugs of dubious origin and he'll gain the power to slay gods?
Seems legit.
Hard Gay Sounds like the premise for a Tenacious D movie.
Belseboss baby!!
It worked for Ozz.
Works in darkest dungeon as well, it seems
Fallout drug build in a nutshell.
Insane jester sniffs meth and kills world ending monster by bowing
"Local news story, musician gets high on crack, claims he killed an eldritch god just by singing with the help of Santa and two men with the faces of birds, more at 11"
Lady Scientists with the faces of birds! At least, so I gather from their flavor text... Always up for More Women in STEM fields, good work ladies! XD
@@MissBeeBonnet Whats a musician without a couple of groupies and his manager? LOL
Heart of Darkness sees buffed, drugged jester in pos 1
*sweating nervously*
Heart of darkness - "thou shall perish"
cheeky Jester - "no u"
*crit hit*
Jester - "gg ez noob"
An entity of creator and destroyer.......
Killed by clown in white crystal meth
Truly amusing.
A singular strike!
a high clown.
Thanks Fourt, now they're gonna nerf Jester again.
" *O O F* "-Heart of Darkness, probably
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffff
"It's over for us! It's over!"
*ends the battle 5 seconds later*
Never specified the outcome, now did he?
They call it the darkest dungeon, because monsters don’t come back out
And the rest...Is silence...
Heart of Darkness: *exists*
Jester: "i'm about to end this man's whole career"
A fool stood on the precipice of madness. His friends powerless at the the cosmic horrors they've witnessed
Strengthened, but selfish, he plucked his lute, hoping to soothe their stress.
In vain, it only stood to solidify his own. A song of despair, hopelessness, and futility.
Yet, with a change of perspective, and clever wordplay...
It could be the FINALE of what was heart of darkness.
Delirious from noxious fumes and potions of questionable intent, He strummed the song that would end existence.
For only a fool could choose to play something so dangerous, with so noble of intentions.
The world saw a fight for the end of times between two entity
One was a being of violence and chaos. Uncontrolable and the powerest creature of the world. It Became a genocidal killer who annihilated an infinity of human.
The other was the heart of darkness.
Eldritch god heartbroken after getting DENIED by drugged local entertainer.
Jimi Hendrix uses his Stand "All along the Watchtower" to save the world from terminal Space Cancer, circa 280 A.D (colourized)
Warpdust, not even once
The récord was 173 with one leper you are awesome
Local man snorts a metric tonne of white powder and destroys an oversized organ
Ancestor: “wow, they’re really doing well. They’ve got a good system down and-“
Jester: _snorts 5 vials of eldritch cocaine_ “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Truly amusing...
One shot one kill
If jester miss we will laugh to the end
Heart of Darkness : "Come Unto your Maker"
Jester : (pulls out reverse card)
This is no laughing matter!
Okay, maybe it is a joke...
So, speck of the void...
How does futility feel? To be slain time and time again by humans?
inb4 yet another jester nerf
Jester: How about another joke Mcdowell?
Man at arms: NO, I THINK WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR JOKES!
Jester: What do you get when you cross a really stressed clown with a team that drugs him and treatS him like TRASH!?
McDowell: Call the Sanatorium!
Jester: i ll tell u what u get, u get A FUCKING 199 CRIT!
After the Leper and Jester, the Musketeer also did it. It was even more impressive, because she scored two 161 against the Gestating Heart, before she exucuted the Heart of the Darkness with 189 crit. So 3 consecutive shots from her caused more 500 damages!
I can just imagine the jester saying
"gg ez pz get gud n00b"
"Allow me to show you my latest performance, I call this one Come Unto Your Maker..." One shots HoD
*Truly Amusing...*
11:42 "Behold, the heart of the world, alpha and omega-"
*Jester doing his 4th line of space cocaine*
For a moment I tought it is a clickbait
Heart of Darkness: Face your doom, mortals! I am an ancient god of darkness!
Jester: Hold my beer. (*Inhales 5 portions of drugs*) ....
Heart of the darkness. The laughting stock
I guess you could say that Jester did this Narrator....
*IN A HEARTBEAT*
I think there is a way to deal even more damage, like giving him the crimson curse or better quirks.
Not like he needs it.
But do you really want more? You tryna kill the plants in crocodilian fight?
You gotta love how, except for the ancestor's transitions, the narrator is completely silent. It's sutble, but it really sets the stage. This is it. This is what all your efforts and sacrifices were for. This is the finale.
Heart: *Noooo you cant kill me im most powerful being that ever lived in this world!!!!*
Some random clown thats high on meth: *Haha sickle goes wooooooosh*
Quite the finale.
Nobody:
Jester: Oh, this joke's gonna kill
How bout a magic trick?... 12:12
TA-DAA its... ahh its gone.
Imagine, if after all that, when you attack it it showed
Miss
Ancestor: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and ome-
*gets fucking annihilated*
Ancestor: ಠ_ಠ
Jester: guys You don't understand this glue smells *fricking* amazing
That Jester's name should have been "Old Man Henderson"
"I found what these elder gods are weak to."
"What?"
*"Point* *blank* *annihilation"*
One gets it. :D
Everyone else: Google "Old Man Henderson" and read the epic tale of how to "win" a game of Cthulhu.
@@TheAgamemnon911 But... that only works if you drive a tanker truck into one of them....