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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
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Over an hour of the top posts from r/Chaoticgood Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Lexi ► / @thelexikitty
Damien ► / notdamienlee
00:00 - Lexi - stock about to plummet!
32:33 - Damien - now "OPEN" 24/7
54:43 - Lexi - i can see you
1:06:32 - Lexi - you get to choose one - Комедії
EmKay never fails to eviscerate my vital organs with his delightful content 🥰
Wholesome! :D
So true!
EmKay is the channel, the narrator is Lexi and she is a she
im still calling it EmKay and plus there are multiple narrorators @@DylWelcomeBot
What? I am not trying to sound smart I was just letting the person know that Lexi is a woman
Edit: there was a comment I was responding to that ended up being removed
“It wasn’t me!” Sounds like something a cat girl hacker would say, Lexi. Totally believe you.
Agreed
Absolutely
Yeah
Lol
@@OwenTaylorhasleftcookies4u i have replyed to a reply also Lexi is safe not suspicius at all
"-A friendly cat girl hacker :3"
Lexi: "IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!"
That sounds like something a guilty person would say, Lexi.
loving the pfp
@@kamj6607She is wdym
@@kamj6607 Care to explain?
@@kamj6607isnt lexi trans? im not really sure
@@bleghq Y'all talking abt Side Hustle (that nickelodeon show) Or smth else
I love the fire fighter breaking down the door so the kid could have his insulin, great dude. Could op have instead told the parents and get them to sue the school for denying medical care? Perhaps. But do I think that a door getting axed down by a squad of firefighters made a more lasting impression to convince the school to change their ways? HECK YEAH!
Also, in an emergency the fire axe is more likely to actually save them, as if they need an axe they probably couldn’t get in quick enough, and no insulin can very much so kill you
Since the poster talked about payphones, it was before most people had cellphones, so like 80s or 90s. Nobody was thinking about suing the shit out of people for everything. The parents would have been baby boomers, and lawsuits still aren't something boomers will do usually. Millennials and younger are the people who are the quickest to sue people for walking on thier lawn.
A story that could only happen in murica ...
@@chtulhuerebus412 Tragic 911 had to be called in the first place, but damn did we get a good story out of it.
The firefighters definitely had some fun
8:24 “EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS A RAID!!! YOU! AT THE COUNTER! WHERES MITTENS!?!?”
“M-m-mittens? O-over there! *I hope I make it out alive*”
(oh we writing a book now? well count me in!)
*hides under desk*
*hides while holding mittens*
@@consumetableYOURE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED QUICK HAND EM OVER
“The hell is going on?”
This is only tangentially related but I had to think about it because of all the alignment discussions.
In my old DnD group there was always one player with massive main character syndrome, so to hold a mirror to his face I made a chaotic neutral sorcerer that believed himself to be the ultimate villain of the story but was ultimately almost completely useless. He actually got the hint xD
tell me more about the sorcerer, *i must know*
was he the fabled Crab Corpse Wrangler? the one who resurrects crabs and makes them perform on stage all around the coast to steal baguettes?
5:45 that sounds exactly like something a friendly catgirl hacker would say. You can deny it all you want Lexi, we know that truth 😂
as a friendly catgirl hacker, i can actually prove that was me
@@subclassify. nuh-uh
For anyone wondering, the boulder thing could be for two reasons. Either 1: the boulders could have the chance to weigh down a fishing net that is already in motion. Or 2(the more likely): the trolling nets that get pulled along afterwards have a chance to catch on the rocks which will typically result in the nets breaking, this releases any already caught fish, and makes the fishing boats waste time and money fixing it😊
mostly the second thing. Those nets can go well into six figures iirc, so it'll pretty much reset their income to zero if the net is damaged enough.
Also, if it can't be fixed on board, the trawler has to drive back home with less or no catch, resulting in massive operation cost without profit and disrupting all financial flow
The boulder dropping could scare the fish as well.
Trolling nets? 😂
Fun fact: “Pretty Boy” Floyd has a weapon in TF2 named after him, the Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol.
Yeah i was thinking about that
Pretty boys pp (pocket pistol)
pppp
He's also in this video three times
I loved the part where they said “it’s nugget time” and they nuggeted all over my face
You wish.
WHAT
What
yum 😋
Excuse me, WHAT?
13:56 My mother lives accross the street from a Church. The one time missionaries knocked on her door asking if she knew about Jesus, she said she did (recovering Catholic) and told them she wanted to give them something, then pulled her Bridget's Cross from over the door and handed it to them. The Cross of Bridget is a pagan symbol made from corn husk that is meant to ve hung over doorways to ward off evil. She had two of them, at the time. And she gave one to a missionary. They haven't come vack, and to this day, it was one of the best things she's done as a Pagan, because she secretly blessed them and their home with protection, and they are none the wiser.
"Let me wish you well."
"AAaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh"
The look of it reminds me of a God's Eye yarn craft
That's the reason thry didn't come back because they knew she hated Christ and they just condemn her
They didn't even tell the best part about the Bumfights guy who cosplayed as Dr. Phil. As soon as Phil saw him, Phil refused to interview him and told him to get out. He realized the jig was up.
I genuinely think that the banner image for ChaoticGood should be a _reaaaalllyy_ stretched out image of Lexi, slightly off center.
A chaotic neutral brand of chaotic hood :)
chaotic hood
@@AverageConsumer-uj8smi prefer to wear the cloak of order, personally
For the industrial fishing thing, the boulders would entangle and destroy the nets, which stops the nets from being dragged along the seabed destroying habitat, marine plants, etc
Oh, good. My first thought was that it would disrupt the fishies' habitats, making using those locations non-viable. Glad to hear otherwise.
@@EricTheKei droping boulders in the water can even CREATE new habitats for fish, its actually pretty common for people to drop various large objects in the ocean to create good fishing spots.
@@alfsleftnut9224 iirc many animals gather around shipwrecks for similar reasons, its very cool
In high school I developed bad asthma and they made me keep my inhaler in the office. I didn't know how to handle my new affliction, so everyday, during gym, I was helped to the office to use my inhaler. They eventually let me keep it.
The post about breaking into a college happened in my home state of Utah. A man broke a window to get in and saved 12 people. It was like -20 degrees fahrenheit. Several people died in their cars because their cars broke down from the cold and then froze to death from the cold and no shelter.
I was searching for a one hour r/chaoticgood video just yesterday, the Emkay gods blessed me.
for the confusion about how boulders disrupt industrial fishing(the question posed during the reading around 33:00)
deep fishing is usually done using nets. nets that tangle and tear when caught on something, especially when said objects have more heft each than the entire mass of the catch the nets are intended for. dropping the boulders on them leaves them torn up, which makes them useless.
32:43
The officers that got it stolen should be reprimanded/charged for it too.
Because they didn't secure their firearms enough to prevent accidentally dropping it.
Because getting it picked with a dino grabber toy is just as easy as accidentally.
As well as it being easier to notice it leaving tbe holster.
“How did you get into prison”
“I stole officers guns with a toy Dino grabber.”
“Repeat..?”
“I stole.. officers guns.. with a toy Dino grabber.”
The more Lexi denies being the friendly cat-girl hacker the more I am convinced that she is, in fact, the friendly cat-girl hacker.
It was her. There’s no way it wasn’t her
Judging by her back-stories, of course she is.
I often forget that Lexi is trans
Wdym she??
@@SimpleGamer3333 Lexi is trans
30:34 no cause they did this about Epi-pens too! We weren't allowed to carry them on us in my elementary, middle, and high schools. And the nurses weren't there half the time. So if you needed them, you were screwed. Because even if the door was unlocked, only the nurses had the keys to the cabinet that held them.
For the library one:
That looks like moisture damage. It’s an automatic charge. Moisture damage is cancer to a library collection. They probably didn’t replace the book with an exact because it didn’t check out enough, so they would’ve used the money to buy a newer, hopefully more relevant book.
Don’t donate books with moisture damage! They go directly in the trash. That said, funds from book sales do go directly back to the library for new books, STEM tech, book club kits, Library of Things items, and so much more.
I don't think the 911 call was frivolous because there would have been a hospitalization level emergency without the call. I'd like to say schools got better about this crap, but they totally haven't really.
Yeah, when I was in high school I had severe anxiety and would end up with panic attacks after bullying. Well my meds had to be stored with the nurse, so I'd go there kind of often. One day it got really bad and I needed my higher dose anxiety pill. The bottle says "take up to 2 pills per day". They're so effective on me that it actually makes me fall asleep, and so I only take a quarter of a pill. Nurse decided to be entitled and say she knew better than me, so she insisted I took 2 pills. Let's just say my mom had to physically carry me out of school at the end of the day when I didn't come out for 30 minutes, on top of sleeping through the last 2 hours of school.
@@akirananimoto5843 i was lucky to end up with competent school nurses throughout my time there...
Yep. My cousin is T1 and the health teacher didnt let her keep snacks with her because it was a 'sugar free classroom' so when her blood sugar went low she had to go all the way to the other side of the school to get to the nurse.
Also as with the other reply I have severe anxiety. I was in the nurse constantly because my panic attacks would end in either nausea or a migraine or sometimes make me feel like im going to pass out. At one point my teachers banned me from leaving the classroom if i was having a panic attack. Ended up throwing up in class one time. High school wasnt much better, but they let me go down the the nurse when i didnt feel well because it was around covid when i started high school. I ended up dropping out to be homeschooled because of my anxiety tho.
So the guy arrested for 6 successful surgeries... Pay for his degree, cheaper than jail, and you get a legal doctor.
fun fact one of many rules with street graffiti is that you cannot tag over art and this technically counts as graffiti art hence keeping the wall mostly safe from being coated in tags
My personal opinion is that bows and blades are way better than guns.
A. Bows are fairly silent
B. Little to no kick back from shooting the bow.
C. Both the bow and arrow can be made out of things commonly found in nature.
D. Blades just look cool
me when I have to learn how to use them properly for years for them to be effective
Guns are lame. No skill required and it just instant kills everyone. Bring back the sword and arrow.
@@qeew5500not with bows
dude I remember the one time I got 11 nuggets in my 10 piece. I was a depressed high school freshman who had just moved house and we were in covid times. it made my whole week
12:54 in the Jeff Goldblum, version of The Fly, which is being referenced here, Goldblum’s character builds a teleportation device, but during tests, a fly gets into the teleportation pod, and somehow there DNA ends up, getting spliced together, or really, it’s just their molecules, but it’s somehow that turns him into a giant human fly hybrid.
swear to god, the bee movie is just the 2nd coming of shrek. Both are insanely memeable and both have been used chaotically. Shrek has 'Shrek is love Shrek is life' and Bee Movie has its whole script.
52:10
The word "chismosa" sent me because it reminded me of one time my whole class spread around a rumor that two teachers were dating but it turned out to be a misunderstanding
Basically, rumor spreader said that he heard the two teachers "flirting" with things like "You're such a sweetheart" and "You're so cute" behind a door.
They were babysitting another teacher's baby.
This is a perfect for my birthday! Emkay uploads, Lexi and Damien are narrating, it’s a best of, and ITS CHAOTIC GOOD! Thank you Emkay :D
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! :D
Thank you!!! :D
13:52 yes lexi, this is a public service, however, i'm pretty sure she was charged with public indecency, and not harassment.
Lexi sounds like she is a very fun person to b friends with
that is a dude
@@kamj6607 Lexi's transgender.. respect that.
@@hatwithabrim lmao
@@kamj6607 Lexi's stated on several occasions that she's trans
@@hatwithabrim k
lexi having issues reading things out loud is so me actually
we're like the same except we're trans the opposite ways
If you do the bench thing, just put the pieces up "for sale" for free as scrap metal for blacksmiths on any of those yard sale like websites.
I love the fireman one, because that guy is doing what a fireman should do: Help people in need, ignoring whatever other people have against it...
”I don’t medical”
- person of intellect 2023 colorized
(30:47)
This is what I needed in life, thank you emkay, I shall now go on to be chaotic good.
_"Be the eleventh nugget in somebody's ten piece."_
- Lexi 3:27
19:12 "Hey could you be Popeye the Sailor Man real quick?"
I love Lexi so much, she’s one of my favorites
the story about using a computer (~31:00) in school reminded me of my school in germany. I had really bad handwriting because of motor issues (im now 25 and if i write cursive it looks like a 2nd grader wrote that shit). In my elementary school (grade 1-4) we were FORCED to write in cursive, or get 0 points on our answers to tests. And when I got into 'High School' (called Gymnasium in germany, grades 5-12) i asked about using a laptop to take notes and was denied.
Funnily enough it never occurred to me that the teachers were no longer enforcing cursive, so i kept writing my terrible cursive and losing points on basically every test because of it, even though i could have written in normal letters, which for me is way easier to write.
Then in grade 10 i got one of my teachers i had for a couple of years at that point asking me if i'd like to use a laptop to take notes and even my tests and that made me chuckle. She absolutely exploded on me for daring to laugh in her face when she made a suggestion trying to help me so i wasn't allowed to use a laptop in her class either (though i probably wouldnt have bothered to carry around a laptop for just 1 subject anyways).
I remember having to have another kid escort me to the nurse because I started feeling low in class, thus doing exercise which would make my sugar drop more, just to check my blood sugar.
so I am sitting here eating my food and expect for there not to be parts that are repeated and I have heard them over and over again imagine running out of content to sit there and have the same one if the video over 40 time
It's almost as if it's a compilation video. Oh wait....
8:25 the story of the raid is: “An ex-Australian soldier in full tactical gear allegedly burst into an animal shelter with an assault rifle and tied up a worker in a failed bid to get his kitty back, according to a report Wednesday.”
And apparently, the shelter told the guy he can pick up the cat the next day, so he could've waited until the next day to pickup his cat. I don't really know why he resorted to raiding the place if they were going to return his cat to him the next day
56:56
Okay, funniest part of this is, when he returned the baby, he berated the mother for leaving the kid in the car alone!
Fun fact: the bread that's used to make panko bread crumbs literally has no crust.
7:58
JESUS.
THE BATTERY IS HANGING ON
The airplane tape one is actually pretty common, apparently. I watch another channel and news stories with similar conclusions crop up a handful of times a year, usually the perpetrator is trying to open the door inflight and normally exclaiming "Jesus told me to do it".
That channel describe flights as "little dictatorships in the sky" since the flight crew will do anything in their power to ensure the safety of all passengers, and this is the easiest form of restraint until the flight can land and authorities can take over.
25:19 my history teacher taught me about this. All hail the spaghetti monster 🫡
9:50 I don't like anime, but I like medieval weapons. Are you going to call _me_ a weeb?
5:00 and most importantly; a tf2 weapon was named after him in his honour.
Can you just imagine
“ how was your day?”
“It was kind of crap a shark, bit my leg I fight it, but in the end I stitched it up, went to the pub with some of my friends”
Sorry for the English
My admin password is neither "admin" not "password". Nobody will ever guess "password1"
You fool i now have ur password
@@Trexisback2007 What makes your post really hilarious is that minutes after you sent it, I got an email by
32:38
The fact that it was with a dino granner makes it the fault of the officers who carried the guns he took.
33:00 this works against drag net fishing which harms the ocean floor. Putting boulders down there snag and rip the nets
So fun fact about the tip thing, you 100% can do it. My grandmother (who works for a major tax company) does it all the time. I hope more people start to do this to stop tip splitting too
1:18:06 I don't know if that happened either (this isn't the first time I've heard this story) but if it did actually happen, can you imaging how embarrassed Law Enforcement would be when they read the second letter from Vinnie (ALL Prisoner's Mail is read by Prison Officials before it gets put in the mail) and realized Vinnie put one over on them...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
28:56 as a fellow type 1 diabetic of ten years (more than half my life, damn...), i can't imagine not having access to my insulin as needed. what this person did is SO COOL and just ahdjwjxkDShakxb wow
"The closest I've ever gotten to something crazy happening was on a Spirit Airlines flight..."
TBH: could've just stopped there, lol. 'Nuf said.
The legendary witch being a LEGEND, the cool woman we strive to be
Today, I decided to wear a shirt that says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves." and I watch the part at 41:09, where Damien says the same thing.
Edit: the time is 41:09, not 40:50.
The internet is now much, much closer to becoming a basic human right, and I'm here for it.
33:10 rock go splash, fish go AAAH 🐟💨💨💨💨🪨 Fish leave, net empty
33:26
The boulder would prevent types of fishing gear from being dragged across the bed of wherever they're placed, as the gear would be damaged. This serves the purpose of protecting the more delicate marine life further down in the depths. I just did a quick google search though, so there may be more to it.
54:26 the two guys that got into a fist fight are best buds after that 😭
So, the industrial fishing question. The way that works is they have these giant nets that get dragged along the sea floor. So when they drop the bolder, the net will hopefully get stuck or damaged where they try to trawl. Which is actually kind of brilliant
In regards to the Jogging problem, in order to still get exercise without increasing value, consider walking/jogging backwards every other day. The weirdness should cancel things out.
That sounds like a chaotic good solution too, I like it
Ok, for that dropping boulders to disrupt fishing, i can explain that if no one hasnt yet (havent read the hundred comments). Dropping large objects into the water can cause a number of different disruptions such as scattering feeding schools of fish, temporarily disrupting usual water currents and also interfering with if not destroying traps and nets
45:35 I love doing that. I put garbage, leaves and grass clippings in the envelopes they send. It's a beautiful thing.
32:38 This dude is right as long as nobody dies.
59:19
Other robber "yo we got to get to the car now"
Floyd: "hold on i got to shot these papers real quick"
My uncle tried the opening the door to the Jehovah witness blasting metal music, asking if they where here for the sacrifice...... turns out they call the police.
The boulders keep ppl from deep sea fishing by ripping their nets, rendering them useless
Why is sharing food with the homeless... Illegal?
Because of food safety laws
Just to clarify, I think it would be great if homelessness was solved. Unfortunately, the current system is set up to make rich people richer
37:00 Chalking tires is used to see if a car has been parked in an area for "too long." E.g. The street might have a "Parking for 2 hours only" restriction, so the guard/meter maid would mark the cars and then return in 2 hours. If any cars still have a chalk mark at that time, they get a ticket. Kudos to the guy who posted that one for being so kind as to clean up their tires ^_^
That is NOT kind. There is a reason for those parking restrictions, stupid! Generally, those restricted parking areas are high traffic and need high turn over of vehicles. By allowing people to park there for too long (it is NOT a bad thing as you imply by using quotation marks), the "good Samaritan" is leading directly to the INCREASE of traffic and congestion.
@@protoborgThe people _live_ there. If the area management doesn't provide enough local parking spaces, that's their problem. People still need their cars in walking range.
1:48 “yoyoyo bro, this is a dangerous crosswalk..“
“yaaah lets fix it hahah“
The gay furry site got me. I needed to see this. Thanks, John A. Emkay
55:00 Personally I love 영노 thank you
also Lexi's pronunciation was pretty good just in case you were self-conscious.
33:21 it scares away the fish. Also they most likely do it in areas that are used for fishing the most because the fish will stop going where boulders are dropping to.
Lexi: This wasn’t me!
Me: *SUREE BUDDY*
Almost a whole lexi 1 hour. 😊
what's the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day?
me: be blind all day.
58:39 And the unfortunate part about this that they're not going to tell you is everyone he helped is now going to be hounded by the Agency to return the money they shouldn't (according to the Agency) have received...
33:16 Im not an expert either but i would guess the trawlers drag the net across the seabed (which is very damaging to the ecosystem there) so the net would get caught on the boulders
I'm not sure if this is still the case, but in Inverness train station you had to pay to get past stalls and there was a button you push on the back to get out again.
If you knew where the button was you could just lean over, press it and it would let you in no problem, it was wonderful!
8:39 This guy made a COD exfil mission for his cat 😭
1:36 “I swear to god if you don’t fix these potholes I’ll splatter your brains all over them”
I also have texture issues and I can't eat most things without them being pureed first, but broccoli is my favorite food. 😂
10:50
Mutually assured compassion
When I worked at a grocery store I worked in the hot foods department and when people I worked with who weren't making very much money as it was would come up with a bunch of hot foods I would tilt the scale up so that it would take the weight off and lower the price drastically so people that had like $12 of food paid like $3 for it because I knew that they were in hard circumstances
33:22 my guess is that it hinders fishing using big nets that drag across the ocean floor.
I know that’s a thing in commercial fishing, in Sweden we call it “trålare” if I’m not mistaken. In english it’s “Fishing trawler”.
You basically have a huge net that you drag across the ocean floor to catch fish, this can ruin the vegetation and life on the ocean floor and when the nets break off they’re usually just left to float around. The floating nets are called “ghost nets” and many sea creatures often get tangled up in them and die.
The boulders would intercept the nets as they need a flat-ish ocean floor to drag em across.
Boulders ruin that flat surface, would ruin the nets (therefor discouraging said fishing) and gives little hidy-holes to many different crabs and fishes and so on :D
33:25 im pretty sure the boulders could first of damage the equipment and as someone who fishes sometimes it could also scare the fish away
Agreed, give the guy with no medical malpractice the PhD.
I love what 10:22 says so much.
It’s the aspect of Christianity so many people who claim to be Christian’s blatantly ignore.
Sincerely, someone going to Bible college.
33:30 To clarify how the rocks work and why they are placed in the first place, deep fishing is a form of fishing where the net is dragged across the seafloor.
The addition of heavy objects with jagged edges ensures that any net that encounters one will be torn to shreds. As the risk-profit calculation is completely skewed to the risk side, fishing vessels will avoid these locations.
Greanpeace does this to create pockets where fish colonies can survive as fishing is no longer possible in these areas, thus counteracting overfishing. Greed today by destroying the future of one's own profession is something I cannot wrap my head around.
The chalking tires is a thing to, theoretically, make sure people aren't leaving derelict cars parked along the side of the road in a residential area.
But in this case, it sounds like it was intended as discrimination or a means to fulfil a case quota by impounding cars they knew wouldn't be moved often enough.
Homeless stealing the excavator to lift the car is not the best of ideas but still admirable
9:47
I'm gonna have to drink some vinegar to get over how increadibly _BASED_ that is.
acids are cringe, got it.
why did Greenpeace drop boulders to discourage deep fishing?
deep fishing involves scrapping the bottom of the sea floor with metal nets. the process breaks off the tops of coral and disturbs bottom feeder. boulders dropped in the area get caught in the nets and destroys the equipment discouraging the practice... so yeah, chaotic good
this info brought to you by a Pokemon fan, the damaged coral inspired Galarian Corsola and its evolution Cursola