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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell 5 років тому +2397

    This seems like the type of character to burn you with a curling iron on purpose

    • @gracetheungraceful5146
      @gracetheungraceful5146 5 років тому +84

      Oddly specific but definitely correct

    • @stealthy9599
      @stealthy9599 5 років тому +38

      And then sue you

    • @loudand_clear4883
      @loudand_clear4883 5 років тому +28

      Stealthy and then sue you again for thinking about sueing back

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 5 років тому +4

      Have had that happen before and I gotta say,,, accurate.

    • @nxvem2899
      @nxvem2899 5 років тому +1

      She picking and eating her own lice

  • @dinosaursarecool1022
    @dinosaursarecool1022 4 роки тому +526

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “She called me really important”
    -extra spins on candy crush

  • @noitzmarisol13
    @noitzmarisol13 4 роки тому +1358

    ⭐️
    “She said she didn’t like my face that hurt”
    - ms.potato head

    • @Kats_World07
      @Kats_World07 3 роки тому +17

      May I just say amazing comment and beautiful pfp 🤌🏻

  • @sarahswiderski9973
    @sarahswiderski9973 3 роки тому +1792

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “The highlight she gave me was so strong it blinded the man trying to kidnap my pet rat”
    -Linguini from Ratatouille

  • @separaidtion
    @separaidtion 4 роки тому +2512

    ⭐️
    “She called me blush”
    -angry highlighter

  • @justaviewer_23
    @justaviewer_23 4 роки тому +862

    ⭐️
    “She made me jealous.”
    -the bride

  • @adrianagaetan-reyes6929
    @adrianagaetan-reyes6929 5 років тому +2813

    Gibi : "I could fix your face for you."
    Me : I highly doubt that.

    • @Dippindappin
      @Dippindappin 5 років тому +17

      X to doubt

    • @borkborkbitch1602
      @borkborkbitch1602 5 років тому +8

      Impossible

    • @justkody4132
      @justkody4132 5 років тому +12

      Now we’re UgLy RaTs WiTh MaKe-Up

    • @frozen_popsical6818
      @frozen_popsical6818 5 років тому +5

      Akari_ Tales
      Gibi: i think i can fix your face
      Me: are you sure about that
      Gibi: totally
      Me: im really boutta get you pickle chien a boy

    • @jackpeall2622
      @jackpeall2622 5 років тому +5

      Neew jacksfilms series "fix your face"

  • @faithnlove1551
    @faithnlove1551 3 роки тому +2537

    This is honestly my favorite video to fall asleep to and has been since it came out. I'd love for another one of these to be made with this voice. BUT IMAGINE. This same audio. Exactly the same. But a video where Gibi is on the opposite end, being the one getting her makeup done by this lovely character.

    • @jof6619
      @jof6619 3 роки тому +86

      I've come back often too and your idea is amazing, I always wish I could see the other person. This would be so awesome, I wish @GibiASMR saw your idea!

    • @justlivinthrifty
      @justlivinthrifty 3 роки тому +26

      That needs to be a reality

    • @kaustavdhal
      @kaustavdhal 3 роки тому +18

      I just LOVE your idea!
      She should totes see this comment like omgg

    • @PogiAmiga
      @PogiAmiga 3 роки тому +13

      Legit my favourirte one to this day.

    • @kaustavdhal
      @kaustavdhal 3 роки тому +1

      @@PogiAmiga
      Same,

  • @sawbrainrot
    @sawbrainrot 5 років тому +8855

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “She’s the best makeup artist in the city, She uses unique application utensils.”
    - totally not the owner

  • @jimmymajor2892
    @jimmymajor2892 4 роки тому +4164


    "I keep trying to warn the customers who keep coming in but they just don't seem to listen."
    -The spider on the wall

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 роки тому +23

      Seeing the "Spider On The Wall" no joke got the song stuck in my head! XD

    • @noudsu7596
      @noudsu7596 4 роки тому +18

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @soph9901
      @soph9901 4 роки тому +7

      BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA BEST ONE BY FAR

    • @r04ch-gumm13z
      @r04ch-gumm13z 4 роки тому +6

      Seeing The Spider On The Wall Made Me Get Memories Of The Song The Spider On The Wall By GHOST

    • @salad712
      @salad712 4 роки тому +4

      Poor spider.

  • @mapacheeto8012
    @mapacheeto8012 4 роки тому +5792


    "She told me I'm not that comfortable"
    -The chair

  • @diegoochoa8050
    @diegoochoa8050 3 роки тому +878

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    The wedding was horror themend, so everybody was impressed with my pennywise makeup. A perfect service.
    - a person that likes cosplay

    • @m0thp1mp21
      @m0thp1mp21 2 роки тому +3

      cap

    • @slubber0
      @slubber0 Рік тому +1

      that’s such a pretty tanjiro pic 😭😭

  • @phonethatmello8989
    @phonethatmello8989 5 років тому +1351

    The lint roller is so tingly! How about a dry cleaners roleplay where you scrub, steam, lint roll, or sew a garment?

  • @sophia9171
    @sophia9171 5 років тому +2120

    “let me just get these fuzzies off” what in the jacklyn hill-

    • @mey3980
      @mey3980 5 років тому +40

      There should be 100x the likes lmao

    • @GibiASMR
      @GibiASMR  5 років тому +166

      oop

    • @caitlynroberts3100
      @caitlynroberts3100 5 років тому +26

      I’m going to say that like it is my religion what in the jacklyn hill is going on here!?
      What the jacklyn hill are you doing!?
      Who in the jacklyn hill do you think you are!?
      ... it’s perfect

    • @sophia9171
      @sophia9171 5 років тому +8

      Gibi ASMR yoooo 😭 she responded i feel special 🥰

    • @hm.6763
      @hm.6763 5 років тому +6

      And I oop-
      u so shady for that but it has me rolling 💀

  • @quantumjoss
    @quantumjoss 5 років тому +2257

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "My face doesn't have lint on it anymore, very lint free. Am happy with this."
    -A very delinted customer

  • @n4w33
    @n4w33 3 роки тому +399

    ⭐️
    “Pulled off half of my skin with the lint roller, hasn’t grown back yet”
    -hospitalised client of the make up salon

  • @thelilcommentghost3781
    @thelilcommentghost3781 5 років тому +378

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Her makeup skills were a different level man, it made the bride cry!”

  • @jerickaschenfisch6313
    @jerickaschenfisch6313 5 років тому +1961

    me when my therapist tries to teach me self love:
    *”i see what you’re goin for.... but i don’t like it”*

    • @davidl8589
      @davidl8589 5 років тому +6

      The only thing funny is that you have a therapist.. haha emo bitch

    • @nataliaisa_newb
      @nataliaisa_newb 5 років тому +13

      VosareyNightcore! New sub for you,man. GG

    • @cherry3836
      @cherry3836 5 років тому +38

      VosareyNightcore! Bro he lowkey actually got a suicideboys playlist😂 I’m deadddd

    • @thomashubert2480
      @thomashubert2480 5 років тому +10

      Seems like you should see another therapist..

    • @00freeze
      @00freeze 5 років тому +45

      David l therapy isn’t for emos.. it’s just for people who want to get their life together because they might be going through a hard time. It rlly isn’t anything to be ashamed of or to make fun of>?

  • @heyitsem1238
    @heyitsem1238 5 років тому +2046

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “The bride was not jealous”
    -Jealous bridesmaid

  • @AnaLuaB
    @AnaLuaB 3 роки тому +333

    00:01 to 01:45 - Waiting/Making an appointment
    1:45 to 2:54 - insulting you/explain what you want
    2:54 to 3:24 - sitting down/whispering
    3:24 to 4:57 - Cleaning Your Face (Lint Roller)
    4:56 to 5:50 - Face Cream (soap?)
    5:50 to 8:10 - Foundation
    8:10 to 9:44 - Blush
    9:44 to 10:38 - Highlight
    10:38 to 11:37 - Powder
    11:37 to 13:10 - Bronzer
    13:10 to 15:10 - Eyebrow Tweezing
    15:10 to 16:27 - filling in your eyebrows
    16:27 to 18:20 - Eyeshadow
    18:20 to19:40 - Eyeliner
    19:40 to 21:05 - Lashes
    21:05 to 22:50 - mascara
    22:50 to 25:32 - Lipstick/Gloss
    25:32 to 25:53 - Blend
    25:53 to 26:16 - Eye drops
    26:16 to 26:32 - Spray
    26:32 to 27:44 - Perfume
    27:44 to 28:45 - Payment
    28:45 to 29:00 - Outro

  • @boommonkey5995
    @boommonkey5995 4 роки тому +832


    ''I had to close''
    -the eyes

  • @tatalovesw2e
    @tatalovesw2e 4 роки тому +2374


    "She wouldnt touch me"
    -the primer

  • @eleighh
    @eleighh 5 років тому +4045

    ⭐️
    “She didnt let me speak to the manager”
    -Karen

  • @sunai9216
    @sunai9216 3 роки тому +583


    "She called us a blush DUO"
    -The two blushes who hate each other

  • @xoaischilling
    @xoaischilling 5 років тому +1868

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Painted me like a French girl. I loved it."
    - an art enthusiast

    • @tq7013
      @tq7013 5 років тому +8

      Mindy' Chilling I was expecting “paint me like one of your French girls”

    • @Nistaa
      @Nistaa 5 років тому

      Whats wrong with french girls ? 😕🤣

    • @seviwilkerson3527
      @seviwilkerson3527 5 років тому +1

      -Rose

  • @summeri3
    @summeri3 5 років тому +1741

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    made me look like a clown, perfect for the clown themed wedding i was going to ! artist also used very creative methods !

    • @candy_crave8580
      @candy_crave8580 5 років тому +17

      hello this is the catering service? Do you want some clown cakes as well with the clown ice cream?

    • @nibbanibba7202
      @nibbanibba7202 5 років тому +6

      Faithful Nerd I think I might need some in 8 years for my coronation 👑.

    • @justkody4132
      @justkody4132 5 років тому +4

      I always look like an clown but this time I look like a better looking clown
      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @shugartihits3905
      @shugartihits3905 5 років тому +6

      Clown themed wedding is this the music video for i write sins not tradigies?

    • @summeri3
      @summeri3 5 років тому +1

      oh my god this comment blew up

  • @Element022
    @Element022 5 років тому +3195

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Wife came out looking like Krusty the Clown, always loved the Simpsons."
    -Satisfied Husband

  • @Jaytheneonwolf1011
    @Jaytheneonwolf1011 3 роки тому +187

    ⭐️⭐️
    “Noot noot noot noot, noot
    noot noot noot noot.”
    - Pingu

  • @olivianicole9329
    @olivianicole9329 5 років тому +1975

    now she needs to do one for a hair salon, nails and a clothing store. she could make a whole series!!
    edit
    holy shit guys 2k likes😱 i’ve never gotten this many likes on a youtube comment before. thank you😭

    • @sofiyak
      @sofiyak 5 років тому +5

      olivia nicole Yeah! That’d be fun

    • @noone9382
      @noone9382 5 років тому +7

      Tattoo to

    • @whiterecluse5120
      @whiterecluse5120 5 років тому

      Dafuq is your photo suppose 2 b

    • @dylanandino4759
      @dylanandino4759 5 років тому +3

      "The Worst Reviewed Chronicles"

    • @sscythq
      @sscythq 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @globglobgabgalab1693
    @globglobgabgalab1693 4 роки тому +4601

    ⭐️
    “There was no manager to speak to”
    -Karen

    • @lisa8012
      @lisa8012 4 роки тому +31

      I'm just happy she didn't go full blown Karen. . .

    • @axrla3
      @axrla3 4 роки тому +13

      I love this 😂

    • @anaistephania9449
      @anaistephania9449 4 роки тому +17

      Literally this is every Karen

    • @whattimeisit1595
      @whattimeisit1595 4 роки тому +12

      bro i read your name as mikeywayy.... im too fucking emo

    • @yessicaherrera3353
      @yessicaherrera3353 4 роки тому +9

      Oh god, screw you 😂😂

  • @Zach-kz2sk
    @Zach-kz2sk 5 років тому +8087

    You know Gibi’s acting is good when you actually start getting annoyed with her character lol

  • @professionalidiot1344
    @professionalidiot1344 3 роки тому +725


    "She breathed."
    -every teacher during a test

  • @Fruitytooty225
    @Fruitytooty225 5 років тому +1247

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Her:”I don’t have anyone on the calendar”
    Also her: “ let me see if I can fit u in”

    • @mysterymix2091
      @mysterymix2091 5 років тому +53

      Also her: " I got this just for you, I knew you were coming in."

    • @flynn386
      @flynn386 5 років тому +6

      *FBI requests your location*

    • @annbullock3609
      @annbullock3609 5 років тому +1

      Nice face 👀
      👅

    • @denkisofficallover7264
      @denkisofficallover7264 5 років тому

      She said you were not on the calendar

  • @anitarobinson8083
    @anitarobinson8083 4 роки тому +446


    "I had to clean someone's face. THAT IS NOT MY DESIGNATED USE. "
    - Lint Roller

  • @bellabrown6678
    @bellabrown6678 4 роки тому +2021

    ⭐️
    “Didn’t put enough saliva on the tissue”
    - That Teacher handing out papers

    • @jen-ms6yv
      @jen-ms6yv 4 роки тому +48

      One time my teacher was handing out papers for a test and mine had a pool of saliva on it 😭

    • @nxttany3481
      @nxttany3481 4 роки тому +5

      100th like on ur comment

    • @dianaventura8144
      @dianaventura8144 3 роки тому +5

      @@jen-ms6yv LMFAOOO OMGGGG

    • @jamespaganimationyt3835
      @jamespaganimationyt3835 3 роки тому +4

      @@jen-ms6yv 😭🤣

  • @endangeredphilosophy
    @endangeredphilosophy 3 роки тому +311

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "She matched my skin tone perfectly."
    - Casper the Friendly Ghost

  • @marlushkin9075
    @marlushkin9075 5 років тому +2027

    ⭐️⭐️
    ”I actually ended up looking like a sexy skeleton, and scared all the kids away at the wedding.”
    -Confused 40 year old man

  • @ninifofini
    @ninifofini 4 роки тому +3817

    ⭐️
    “It tasted terrible, IT WAS TOO DRY.”
    -Gordon Ramsay

    • @miamontminy3302
      @miamontminy3302 4 роки тому +79

      “Your a FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH”

    • @monarchserpent
      @monarchserpent 4 роки тому +71

      WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?!!?!?!?!

    • @squidge4728
      @squidge4728 4 роки тому +42

      RAWWW

    • @aidy1600
      @aidy1600 4 роки тому +43

      RED KITCHEN, COME HERE!

    • @justme-lx9uj
      @justme-lx9uj 4 роки тому +35

      YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN IT IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY xD

  • @ashley-id9fx
    @ashley-id9fx 5 років тому +1668

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “loved the part where she lint rolled the dirt off my face”
    ~john stamos

  • @simp-lymaid9502
    @simp-lymaid9502 3 роки тому +147

    ⭐️
    “She kept looking at me weird and licking the tissue. The makeup was ok, but overall a gross experience.”
    -someone who wrote a real review

  • @myballsitch2060
    @myballsitch2060 4 роки тому +2109


    "there was nothing on me"
    -the calander

    • @namis6925
      @namis6925 4 роки тому +5

      Saw no comments and just wanted to say how good your pfp looks!

    • @myballsitch2060
      @myballsitch2060 4 роки тому +3

      @@namis6925 thank you !!

    • @namis6925
      @namis6925 4 роки тому +1

      @@myballsitch2060 aye np!! Gotta say it cause it's true

    • @nakaharasatori
      @nakaharasatori 4 роки тому +4

      the ✨ c a l a n d e r ✨

  • @sneakysnek484
    @sneakysnek484 5 років тому +534

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    *"I fell asleep and i woke up with a paintbrush in my eye so im gonna have to assume that the service was an absolute banger."*
    _-probably a student_

  • @cantthink317
    @cantthink317 5 років тому +3461

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I just liked the accent”
    -random tourist who saw her yelling down the street

    • @fiontaneastwood9299
      @fiontaneastwood9299 5 років тому +13

      I like this one

    • @allielynes2467
      @allielynes2467 5 років тому +7

      BISH WHERE at her ex boyfriend calling him a rat

    • @stellarheartsyou
      @stellarheartsyou 5 років тому +7

      omg same, i love her accent as well

    • @yayazou7937
      @yayazou7937 5 років тому +23

      "OOH I LIKE YA ACCENT WHERE YA FROM?"
      "I'm Liberian."
      "oops my bad. I like ya accent where ya from?"

    • @venotori3678
      @venotori3678 3 роки тому +1

      Jersey accent if you're wondering

  • @ashleigh9154
    @ashleigh9154 3 роки тому +66

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    “Very well done make-up. Love the look.”
    -Someone who was paid in exchange for writing a good review.

  • @CelebiOW
    @CelebiOW 5 років тому +3457

    Plot twist: it’s the only make-up salon in town so it’s also the best reviewed salon

    • @GibiASMR
      @GibiASMR  5 років тому +327

      :O

    • @jakehansen9199
      @jakehansen9199 5 років тому +31

      Egg4uok it is too early in the morning for me to think about this 😂

    • @MrBabyStokes
      @MrBabyStokes 5 років тому +65

      Egg4uok
      Customer: “I got the new girl her name is Gibi... she’s going to fit in perfectly there... I’m glad they got someone new because Janice can’t run the place all by herself”
      Friend: “Janice? Isn’t she 104 years old?!”
      Customer: “Relax! She can still see shapes”

    • @beautifulYJY
      @beautifulYJY 5 років тому +3

      Double plot twist: Salon is also a restaurant, the only one in town

    • @BRC_Del
      @BRC_Del 5 років тому +2

      999th like. Nice.

  • @aestheticlyugly8283
    @aestheticlyugly8283 5 років тому +3388

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    *"i ate her beauty blender and left."*
    -satisfied customer 2019

    • @daani-zk3nd
      @daani-zk3nd 5 років тому +8

      Hey I saw Ur comment on the middle skl vid 😂😂💗

    • @aestheticlyugly8283
      @aestheticlyugly8283 5 років тому +2

      @@daani-zk3nd lol 🙄🙄

    • @daani-zk3nd
      @daani-zk3nd 5 років тому +2

      @@aestheticlyugly8283 y the 🙄🙄 wot did I do lolll

    • @aestheticlyugly8283
      @aestheticlyugly8283 5 років тому +3

      @@daani-zk3nd lmao wrong emoji i meant 😂😂 sorry ❤

    • @daani-zk3nd
      @daani-zk3nd 5 років тому +2

      @@aestheticlyugly8283 it's ok lmao 😂

  • @dylanharrison2092
    @dylanharrison2092 5 років тому +2257

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “You’re doing great sweetie”
    -kris Jenner

  • @kenzie3571
    @kenzie3571 3 роки тому +97

    ⭐️
    “She sucks at this game.”
    -Candy Crush

  • @clxverrxbbit9043
    @clxverrxbbit9043 5 років тому +2281

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “The children will love me!!”
    -a satisfied clown

    • @Maddie-lc5ii
      @Maddie-lc5ii 5 років тому

      Gacha Celetix Nobody needs makeup to be a clown.

    • @sleepy-yyy
      @sleepy-yyy 5 років тому +1

      @@Maddie-lc5ii Huh?

    • @arianaandreyeva2279
      @arianaandreyeva2279 5 років тому +4

      Suddenly became the actor from "It" 👍

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 років тому

      hey don't steal my reviews

    • @animexweeb1103
      @animexweeb1103 5 років тому

      @@Maddie-lc5ii 😂😂😂😂

  • @figurativelystupid3605
    @figurativelystupid3605 5 років тому +385

    Her: What color are you?
    Me: Some people say I'm a ghost
    Her: You look like a skeleton
    Me: Ah, yes, I've also heard that before

  • @kyvetteman
    @kyvetteman 4 роки тому +1391

    ⭐️
    “ Didn’t make the bride jealous”
    -the best man

  • @radiotelevision2371
    @radiotelevision2371 3 роки тому +83

    ⭐️
    “I could see her shoulders!”
    -a school administrator

  • @racheleremy9542
    @racheleremy9542 4 роки тому +8536

    ⭐️
    “She was showing to much shoulder and clearly distracting the male customers”
    - The Public School System’s Dress Code

    • @raymatt4640
      @raymatt4640 4 роки тому +55

      @Rachele Remy
      YESSSSSSSSSS

    • @remyinthetrash
      @remyinthetrash 4 роки тому +167

      I got dress coded one day bc I was wearing tights even tho I had and over sized t-shirt on. TwT

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 4 роки тому +54

      Your comment was just underneath another dress code joke lol

    • @mosswillow4419
      @mosswillow4419 4 роки тому +116

      My school banned ripped jeans... But only for girls they said they were "tOo PrOvOcOtIvE" but like.... Whaa?

    • @Amanda-wp6yj
      @Amanda-wp6yj 4 роки тому +10

      Oof.

  • @annikagreinke7956
    @annikagreinke7956 5 років тому +2198

    Customer: Excuse me Ma'am the store is on fire
    Gibi: G I V E 👏 M E 👏 A 👏 S E C O N D

    • @holidaypenguin
      @holidaypenguin 5 років тому +30

      Seymour! The house is on fire!

    • @Jonius-cb5cp
      @Jonius-cb5cp 5 років тому +25

      @@holidaypenguin no mother that's the northern lights

    • @nickylaraiso9328
      @nickylaraiso9328 5 років тому +18

      @@Jonius-cb5cp Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.

    • @chickentendies5215
      @chickentendies5215 5 років тому +17

      @@nickylaraiso9328 HEEELP! HEEELP

    • @chimerasko
      @chimerasko 5 років тому +2

      *LE DED*

  • @user-kj6id2hn6x
    @user-kj6id2hn6x 5 років тому +3384

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Best Halloween makeup artist, my daughter was very scary and it isn’t even October yet!
    -a very pleased mother

  • @Hel1ooooo0oooooo
    @Hel1ooooo0oooooo 3 роки тому +193

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “My mom and dad said it looks AMAZING!”
    -Person with a blind mom and dad

  • @obi-wankenobi8878
    @obi-wankenobi8878 3 роки тому +2296

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Seems legit
    -someone who's never been to a make-up salon

  • @lainybugg
    @lainybugg 5 років тому +2776

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Never looked better”
    -The Camera

    • @elle.00
      @elle.00 5 років тому +7

      LMAO

    • @melody-ql6ty
      @melody-ql6ty 5 років тому +1

      i don’t get these comments

    • @theuglyfruit7704
      @theuglyfruit7704 5 років тому +4

      @@melody-ql6ty the format is
      Star rating 1-5
      Why they gave the rating
      - who gave the rating

    • @melody-ql6ty
      @melody-ql6ty 5 років тому +1

      theuglyfruit ugly fruit thank youuu

    • @melody-ql6ty
      @melody-ql6ty 5 років тому +1

      Holy Child of God thank you

  • @milkie5228
    @milkie5228 4 роки тому +2311

    ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Said I looked like a sexy skeleton”
    -person who hasn’t received a compliment in 5 years (until now)

    • @kayy-03
      @kayy-03 3 роки тому +23

      POV: you're a a boy

    • @jamespaganimationyt3835
      @jamespaganimationyt3835 3 роки тому +15

      @@kayy-03 pov: Hi

    • @HR-fr6oz
      @HR-fr6oz 3 роки тому +12

      @@kayy-03 Pov: I'm typing out this comment after reading your comment

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 роки тому +7

      @@jamespaganimationyt3835 pov hi

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 роки тому +7

      @@HR-fr6oz pov hi

  • @miahyunggi
    @miahyunggi 3 роки тому +729

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “She is helping me get places! I love her.”
    -Covid-19

  • @alexa-rp8cw
    @alexa-rp8cw 5 років тому +2668

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “she gave me back my eyebrows”
    -Mona Lisa

    • @archangel7464
      @archangel7464 5 років тому +26

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      Username matches up
      -Mona Lisa's satisfied customer

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 5 років тому +17

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      “She fixed my robotic wooden baby I created”
      -Leonardo da Vinci

    • @zephyroflife7400
      @zephyroflife7400 5 років тому +3

      @@lankyboi2521 where tf is mario

    • @shitnotagain9492
      @shitnotagain9492 5 років тому +7

      🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
      “She made me dumb”
      -Albert Einstein

    • @mewrrium6301
      @mewrrium6301 5 років тому +4

      Ok this is not very relevant to the joke buuuUUUUUUUT- the reason Gioconda appears to have such a big fore-head is because she shaved off her eyebrows and a bit of her hair since having a big fore-head at that time was considered pretty and was a sign of wisdom. Anyways, this is really useless but I wanted to share this since I learned this in my art class the other day HHhHhHh (the joke was funny btw so pls dont r/woosh me-)

  • @Sam-st8ud
    @Sam-st8ud 5 років тому +1663

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “She didn’t give me a mirror I don’t know what I look like”
    -a scared customer

  • @meghanlucas4086
    @meghanlucas4086 4 роки тому +1683

    ⭐️
    “For some reason she kept whispering and tapping things.”
    -person who doesn’t know what ASMR is

  • @paigep2211
    @paigep2211 3 роки тому +376

    No one:
    Me wanting Gibi to show the camera’s finished look

  • @autumnmason3230
    @autumnmason3230 4 роки тому +422

    ⭐️
    “She doesn’t like me because i’m sticky”
    -The primer

  • @jordanshaw5638
    @jordanshaw5638 3 роки тому +2586

    18:35
    Her: "Yeah. I got it just for you. Knew you were coming in."
    Me, slamming fist on table: "So I did make an appointment!"

    • @stay6956
      @stay6956 3 роки тому +68

      best comment

    • @ketchupketchup9502
      @ketchupketchup9502 3 роки тому +26

      Timestamp is wrong

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 3 роки тому +43

      18:29

    • @arandomuser6319
      @arandomuser6319 3 роки тому +55

      For a split sec i thought u were gonna say
      "28 STAB WOUNDS!"

    • @gong00zler51
      @gong00zler51 3 роки тому +14

      @@arandomuser6319 glad im not the only one who also thought that

  • @Raaamensoup
    @Raaamensoup 5 років тому +815

    Me: how do you get makeup off without makeup wipes?
    Gibi: *Use a lint roller*

    • @CadoAstrum
      @CadoAstrum 5 років тому +11

      Gacha belle life hack!

    • @mortomusic8072
      @mortomusic8072 5 років тому +8

      Cause i be lookin so DUSTY😥😭😭😭😭😫🤣

    • @savo5990
      @savo5990 5 років тому +3

      im so linty

    • @LivingDeadGoth89
      @LivingDeadGoth89 5 років тому +2

      Gacha belle. really gets the dry skin off

  • @luz.subliminalz
    @luz.subliminalz 3 роки тому +686

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I walked out looking beautiful and flawless, and she was so gentle!”
    -someone who currently has a gun to their head and was told to leave a good review.

  • @alexhackett1312
    @alexhackett1312 5 років тому +284

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “I was high as during the appointment, the paintbrushes felt nice to I assume it was good.”

    • @saladZ-lol
      @saladZ-lol 5 років тому +1

      "paintbrushes" xDDDD

  • @v_3777
    @v_3777 5 років тому +372

    ⭐️
    “Cleaned my face with a lint roller”

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +1

      Vero Glz but you a doggo

    • @annaodonnell6273
      @annaodonnell6273 4 роки тому +3

      Vero Glz I don’t know I think that’s 5 stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @brbcallingsora
    @brbcallingsora 5 років тому +737

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    she told me to close my eyes but i didn't close them hoping she'd get glue in my eyes and make me go blind. she yelled at me to close them, glad to know that she cares about me.
    - a depressed teen

  • @lprezzi8272
    @lprezzi8272 2 роки тому +52

    I love that she won't touch the primer because it's "too sticky" but like 30 seconds earlier she was grabbing and rubbing her hands on a lint roller

  • @Kasouii
    @Kasouii 5 років тому +2476


    "THE FOUNDATION IS RAW"
    -Gordon Ramsey

    • @redriot142
      @redriot142 5 років тому +31

      Nebu The Trąber
      This comment is very underrated

    • @CRAZYWIZARD
      @CRAZYWIZARD 5 років тому +16

      It's bland

    • @jenniemeal
      @jenniemeal 5 років тому +9

      R A W

    • @porkybeans1154
      @porkybeans1154 5 років тому +13

      Did you find that special...
      ... *L A M B S A U C E*

    • @CubeLFC
      @CubeLFC 5 років тому +3

      Ronald McDonald cringe

  • @spicequake4422
    @spicequake4422 4 роки тому +762

    ⭐️
    “It was the Brooklyn accent for me”
    -New Jersian

    • @joemomma5159
      @joemomma5159 4 роки тому +13

      I sat here like damn that accent is trash then I thought damn I sound exactly like her that’s fire

    • @meredith594
      @meredith594 4 роки тому +6

      @@joemomma5159 I love those kinds of accents, they're so pretty (I don't mean this in a creepy way, haha :^))

    • @joemomma5159
      @joemomma5159 4 роки тому +4

      @@meredith594 nah your good I like them too lol

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 роки тому +3

      * Jschlatt has entered the chat *

    • @moonboba5581
      @moonboba5581 3 роки тому +3

      i have a Brooklyn accent cuz i’m from ❣︎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗❣︎

  • @Cecebookworm07
    @Cecebookworm07 3 роки тому +2510

    ⭐️
    “She was visibly high but wouldn’t give me weed.”
    -A Stoner

  • @arielcalvert
    @arielcalvert 2 роки тому +5

    I always come back to this video; it has everything; the accent, the breathing, slight pauses and the sticky roller trigger scratches an itch in my brain

  • @Kuma196x
    @Kuma196x 5 років тому +511

    "You have an appointment? That's a bit concerning, because I have nothing in the calender." - "Lemme see if I can fit you in." LOL. Hilarious.

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte 5 років тому +4

      Dar

    • @euphorial5887
      @euphorial5887 5 років тому +5

      really put in extra energy with the LOL. Hilarious. that's great

  • @argenaS
    @argenaS 5 років тому +5291

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "The comment section was a blast"
    - Girl who should be sleeping

    • @priscillamaldonado8302
      @priscillamaldonado8302 5 років тому +66

      Why you gotta expose me like that

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +11

      priscilla maldonado ikr like come on Argena

    • @kc2642
      @kc2642 4 роки тому +13

      SAME. You are my spirit animal.

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 4 роки тому +16

      Bro what- exposed me like that damn

    • @LunaThaeda429
      @LunaThaeda429 4 роки тому +12

      This is exactly what I’m doing right now. And I agree the comment section really was a blast. 5 stars would come back.

  • @ribbon9187
    @ribbon9187 5 років тому +440

    “I don’t have anyone on the calendar.”
    “Let me see if I can fit you in.”

  • @Iceymeltedagain
    @Iceymeltedagain 3 роки тому +61

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "Her makeup products were so good, that they made me look green! wow!"
    - random shrek stan

  • @megmcdaniel
    @megmcdaniel 5 років тому +2151

    “Instagram models keep coming in here- some trend I guess” 😂😂😂

    • @karg9322
      @karg9322 5 років тому +18

      Megan McDaniel I read this just as she said it😂

    • @bigbigass3524
      @bigbigass3524 5 років тому

      Wat min?

    • @mickeyfam1872
      @mickeyfam1872 5 років тому

      Mean girl: You fat loser

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 5 років тому

      Brutus ASMR at who.. exactly?

    • @EthicalMyths
      @EthicalMyths 5 років тому +4

      Going to the worst reviewed makeup place

  • @caitlinkolodziejczyk9575
    @caitlinkolodziejczyk9575 5 років тому +524

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “She told me to close my eyes so I don’t go blind”
    -A blind customer

  • @gachabutterfly4256
    @gachabutterfly4256 5 років тому +2260

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Used a paint brush I felt like a canvas”
    -artist

    • @reyj2532
      @reyj2532 5 років тому +18

      I fElT tHaT 😩😩😩
      LiTeRaLlY

    • @imnotmillie3635
      @imnotmillie3635 5 років тому +1

      @@reyj2532 *Y eSsI r*

    • @getspaded
      @getspaded 5 років тому +7

      Missed the chance to say
      -Bob Ross

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 роки тому +2

      bitch you make gacha you ain't no artist lmaooooo

    • @blumiku
      @blumiku 4 роки тому +1

      cuckichi ouma I love art and I love doing gatcha life if they like gatcha and art then do that

  • @memor22
    @memor22 3 роки тому +72

    ⭐️
    „She reminds me of my friend”
    „I dont like my friend”
    -Me

  • @itsnotpj
    @itsnotpj 5 років тому +709

    ⭐️
    “Wait this isnt my swamp”
    -Lost Shrek

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 4 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @friendlyfriend2769
      @friendlyfriend2769 4 роки тому +2

      Azurite I’m sorry I made it uneven.. I made is 691...😭😖 but I wanna like it cause I relate to shrekk

  • @lexichan6582
    @lexichan6582 5 років тому +1954

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I was told to give 5 stars or I’d die”
    -Me

  • @lyla1392
    @lyla1392 3 роки тому +2955

    ⭐️
    "she's already lied about three appointments today"
    - the calender

    • @smallplantboy
      @smallplantboy 3 роки тому +14

      OUCH

    • @taylowayloo
      @taylowayloo 3 роки тому +6

      love your pfp finally someone who watches Asmr andddd the dsmp. Very specific

    • @lyla1392
      @lyla1392 3 роки тому +2

      @@taylowayloo ofc ofc bestie

    • @evelynnegtz
      @evelynnegtz 3 роки тому +2

      ⟟ see niki ⟟ sub

    • @staryskyzanimates
      @staryskyzanimates 3 роки тому

      What appointments 😂

  • @lexiklein90
    @lexiklein90 3 роки тому +19

    ⭐️
    “PJ never came back with me.”
    -the big gulp

  • @bitbirdies443
    @bitbirdies443 5 років тому +4110

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "always wanted that e girl blush, now i don't have to wear blush with this new skin rash."
    - a very pleased e girl.

  • @elixever
    @elixever 5 років тому +272


    "She didnt use any of Kylie Jenner's makeup"
    -Definitely not Kylie Jenner

  • @regularwonderland
    @regularwonderland 5 років тому +523

    I legitimately laughed out loud at "you have any skin sensitivities?....eh, you'll be fine" 😂

    • @lunairenova3339
      @lunairenova3339 5 років тому +2

      regularwonderland like that whole interaction was just a mood

  • @caitlin610
    @caitlin610 3 роки тому +36


    "Applied my highlighter with a paintbrush"
    -Person who has never put highlighter on before

  • @hyyharmy7
    @hyyharmy7 5 років тому +899

    “You look like a sexy skeleton”
    Me: I’m going to a wedding?

    • @victoriacc
      @victoriacc 5 років тому +49

      Felix and Marzia's wedding

    • @PainArk
      @PainArk 5 років тому +1

      Victòria Cc gang

    • @LivingDeadGoth89
      @LivingDeadGoth89 5 років тому +16

      kuneho never a wrong time to look like a sexy skeleton

    • @archer5922
      @archer5922 5 років тому +5

      Well, skulduggery pleasant manages it so....

    • @nicolefernandes8986
      @nicolefernandes8986 5 років тому +4

      your pfp is pretty sexy i’d say ;)

  • @ashyasina2496
    @ashyasina2496 5 років тому +753

    ⭐️
    “She just disrespected a future army soldier”
    - That random kid off vine

  • @Tzuyuuu.
    @Tzuyuuu. 5 років тому +2763

    ⭐️
    “She didn’t use any of my products.”
    - Kylie Jenner

    • @_Pandaki_
      @_Pandaki_ 4 роки тому +12

      - Tati

    • @danieljohns827
      @danieljohns827 4 роки тому +8

      Jeffry star

    • @noorcookie3257
      @noorcookie3257 4 роки тому +11

      -James charles

    • @CaptainSkylander
      @CaptainSkylander 4 роки тому +5

      For some reason, I knew immediately that it was Kylie Jenner you were talking about. I basically heard her name once on TV but that’s it. How the hell did I guessed that? I don’t know. Jeez, this is weird...

    • @Maya-sy5cg
      @Maya-sy5cg 4 роки тому

      I guessed it right It was Kylie Jenner

  • @void-cd4wh
    @void-cd4wh 3 роки тому +132

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I’m not really sure what happened but she’s pretty hot so 5 stars”
    -random guy who stumbled in

  • @jessicabeaton8925
    @jessicabeaton8925 4 роки тому +268

    ⭐️
    “She didn’t even use me”
    - good quality makeup

  • @kfertal
    @kfertal 4 роки тому +1676

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “never felt more beautiful! everyone was looking at me the whole night!”
    -a colorblind person

    • @skyamarie3835
      @skyamarie3835 3 роки тому +16

      That's not how colorblindness works, but okay :°

    • @imfern.
      @imfern. 3 роки тому +6

      @@skyamarie3835 i-

    • @aemnos
      @aemnos 3 роки тому +3

      the pfp and user lmfao

    • @aemnos
      @aemnos 3 роки тому +12

      @@skyamarie3835 you didnt understand the joke :(

    • @Gaeilge.
      @Gaeilge. 2 роки тому +4

      @@aemnos basically the colours she told her were like beautiful in a colour blind persons eyes

  • @katebariscale1544
    @katebariscale1544 4 роки тому +2766

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I don’t know what’s going on but everyone else seems to be doing this so I will too”
    -a person who always jumps on the band wagon a little late

  • @bigbooty540
    @bigbooty540 3 роки тому +156

    ⭐️
    “she stole my lint roller and would not clean up after herself”
    -Levi ⚔️

    • @pooferss6056
      @pooferss6056 3 роки тому +4

      OMG THAT'S SOMETHING LEVI WOULD ACTUALLY SAY- 💀

    • @Christian_Addi
      @Christian_Addi 3 роки тому +2

      YESSSSSS🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲