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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
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Karuna: ‘Super super super soft skin’
My acne flaring up : 👁👄👁
G.M same-
G.M yea me too
sameee
Same.
Same sucks being a teenager sometimes
"I had a little bit too much to drink last night and kept drinking this morning..."
BIG MOOD.
Man I keep coming back to this because it’s so revolting. Other “worst reviewed” role plays have like rude dialogue or bad information or something but you took it to the next level. The smoking, the coughing and sneezing, the nasty implements, all of it is just perfection.
Couldn't of said it better myself.
I agree
Timestamps!
0:00 on her phone
0:08 saying hello
0:16 back typing on phone
0:30 welcoming you
0:48 tapping and playing with notebook
2:00 setting up make up and smoking a cigarette
2:40 offering water and playing with bottle
3:14 hand sanitizer
3:33 touching your face
4:14 showing spray bottle, tapping
4:44 spraying water on beauty blender
5:03 tapping on foundation
5:53 pumping out foundation
6:10 applying foundation
9:12 tapping on concealer
9:50 squeezing out concealer
10:19 applying concealer
12:15 tapping on powder
12:39 tapping on brush and opening powder
13:23 dipping brush in powder
13:44 applying powder
14:56 tapping on eyeshadow palette
16:10 choosing colours to use
17:10 tapping on bronzer
17:41 dipping brush in bronzer
17:50 applying bronzer
19:14 tapping and opening Pepsi bottle
19:37 drinking it
20:06 opening pack of Cheetos
20:13 eating Cheetos
20:51 applying eyeshadow and eating Cheetos
24:10 Pepsi bottle, tapping and drinking
24:51 eyeliner, shaking
25:19 turns out it’s a cigarette, lighting it
25:32 applying eyeliner and smoking
26:37 cigarette and bottle
27:00 tapping and playing with mascara
27:21 applying mascara
28:12 more eyeshadow but on your brows
29:08 tapping on highlighter
29:35 applying highlighter
30:55 tapping and applying lip plumper
31:30 noticing you’ve left
josephine x thanks been looking for these!
Cheers
josephine x you forgot 25:00 😏
Wow... just WOW
I DISNT KNOW THAT WHEN U HIT A TIME STAMP IT TOOK U THERE AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ONE WOA
when she smelled the cleanser water, gagged, and then said, “ iT ShOuLd Be GoOd.” i screamed💀i loved this.
I am Le 666th like. Fear me.
Maxine Clarke man, I was the 670th like
OH SHIT 670 has 7 in it. and sEveN atE niNeE ;0 I truly fear you my dude,
Wow. I didn’t even think of that
Mhmm.. You gotts think bout everythannngg tho my dude, trust me. also no im not high im just suck at life. -The misspellings and le punctuation is all totally right lmao
Her: Judging by your skin tone, I’m going to be using them as lightest shade possible.
Me, black: BRUH
Sanyu Kimuli lol rip
This made me giggle
Yup
RIGHTTTT LMAO BRO 🤣🤣🤣
✊✊
Her in 2019 = “don’t worry about my sneeze, I don’t have anything”
Us now in 2020 = iTs CoRoNa TiMe
Are you implying that may be karuna started corona because of that sneeze?😂
Haley Carstens Yeah, she started the Karunavirus! :D
@@itz_zena472 😂
@@itz_zena472 damn bruh u smart y figured it all out
@@L1v1ngD3adGirI ikr 🥴👊
I found many other channels interpret the ‘worst rated’ role play to mean a bitchy/nasty character. I like how your character was nice and friendly but just doing all the gross nasty things 😂
She was outwardly nice but had some v questionable morals which made her seem more realistic and uncomfy to me
Kat Von D foundation with a Jeffree Pallet? the scandal.
Raven Norton but it’s all from the guy at the corner, so it’s all a scandal
And that's the tea sis
And don’t forget the Jaclyn Hill highlighter.
and a jeffree jacket
🍵
karuna: so you wanted a smoky eye right?
me: yeah, exactly!
karuna: ok *blows cigarette smoke into my eyes*
hannah s lmao
Copycat-
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whats is the time she did this
@@sunflowerabii8249 it was around 25:35
I had a classmate like this in makeup school- no joke. She got Lysol in my eye once and her makeup always gave me a rash because she bought black market shit in literal alleyways
leo luther is it a makeup tool in the thumbnail like what is that
How did she get Lysol in you eye?
LYSOL?!?😭
@@benbouchard4487 the beauty blender
Me: knows that mua means make up artist
Also me: *M W A H*
😅😂🤣
More like MO U R
Same 🤣
Lmao I didn’t
Karuna: I only do bright looks
Also Karuna: wearing neutral makeup
richelpattikawa ya 😂
She said bright
White Wolf lol Ikr thats what I thought 😂
Thank you so much Karuna I love you so much!
“I’ve been meaning to get new makeup but the guy who’s at the corner he’s not there lately” I WHEEZED
Hahahaha samee I thought I heard it wrong
I didn’t get that to one...... can someone please explain? I’m sorry I’m not on social media much....:|
Clocobear 29 it’s pretty much just implying that she bought the makeup off a random guy on a street corner lmaoooo
I haven’t seen that part yet but I want 2
studyjam oh. Okay.
⭐️
“She didn’t let me speak to the manager”
-Karen
Erin Davison OMG RIGHT LIKE, ILL TALK TO THE OWNER IF I HAVE TO. I USUALLY JUST DO MANAGERS, BUT I WANT TO SPEAK TO THS OWNER
@Erin Davidson
(To those of you who remember Jeff the killer asmr wearing a Karen wig and the joke about him scalping karen to make the wig)
I vaguely remember Jeff scalping you--
Rebbekah Woods lol
Ah yes......
omfg 😂😂
⭐️
I wanted the makeup as dark as my soul but she only does “bright looks”
- a very disappointed emo
I know right...
@@vlxz0s309 when you took the time to call them out while having the name "Avawavawoo"
666th like 😌
*Me looking at all of the bright colors while in all black* : ....if anyone else tried this I wouldve commited a crime, but I will make an exception
Ikr
Karuna: *smokes*
Me: *having asthma*
Karuna: *blows*
Me: ❌👄❌
me to
deth
KO
❌ ❌
👄
Sorry it just annoyed me so much
Same😂😂
“Everything I own is a knock off” THAT HAD ME CREASING 😂😭💀😭😂
I’m C R E A S I N G SIS
Creasing just like that knock off shadow
timestamp?
@@emma-sc7cu 7:25
i literally read this as she said it
“i think we need a the lightest shade”
with my mexican self: yea that will match
I was thinking that as the palest girl on the planet
Same XD
Without the a
As mexican I'd say that literally would match for me 😂
Plot twist: you're dead and she is doing your makeup for your funeral
That's a super cool morbid idea for an ASMR VIDEO!!
Victoria Beaumont I’ve seen an ASMR video titled doing your makeup for your funeral
I died laughing because I read this and then she said “ope! Did I spritz and spray ya there” at 4:49 😂😅
ik this is a joke, but corpse makeup is much different than things like morphe or sephora. also the goal is to make them look as they were when they were alive, so unless requested, glam makeup is not suitable.
just a fun fact.
oh how the turns have tabled
“don’t worry i’ll definitely clean my hands”
*never cleans her hands*
me: 👁👄👁
😂she hand sanitized
me: *is extremely sensitive to hand sanitizer*
Alex Johnson didn’t look like anything was actually on her hands :(
SHE SAW MY COMMENT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Penelope Allen 😂😂
“Oh it’s a knock off sweetie everything I have is a knock off!” I’m dead!!!!!
You kinda look like a nock-off telephone
"the guy who usually is at the corner, he's not there lately"
Me: I'm sorry where??
that’s the thing, we don’t know. ;;
I found this comment right when she said that
2020
She was doing his makeup, sneezed, said it wasnt a big deal, ANSD GAVE HIM CORRONA!!!!!! then he went oof X-X
Karuna: "Judging by your soft skin, you shouldn't have to worry about this"
Me having acne since age nine: 👁👄👁
Omg me too...
Lol, I was seven when it started. :)
Same...
hit me on a spiritual level
@@ushna3309 fr
6:15
Karuna, with beauty blender
Karuna: I'm just gonna
Me : expecting light tap
Karuna : YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET
I know I was shooook
OddLady lmfao
I honestly lost it when tht happened
💀💀💀💀
OddLady omg I-
video: finishes
me: SEARCHES FRANTICALLY FOR A 'CLEANING YOUR FACE ASMR' VIDEO
Same here
Lol
😂😂😂😂
That’s pretty rude 🥺☹️😞
Under raited
Her: “go ahead and close your eyes”
Me: ➖👄➖
Why did this make me laugh more than it should lol
This is the best one I've seen yet
her: do you want some water?
me dying of thirst: yeah su-
her: *starts drinking*
me: ok never mind then. 👁👄👁
this is comedy GOLD she really ate cheetoes while rubbing cotton candy pink shadow on my eyelids 🤣🤣
Emilie Sung when she licked her fingers and then rubbed them in the eyeshadow i lost it
And yet I can’t ever get over the fact of how thicc your icon is
*cheetoes*
1000th like. You’re welcome fren
azlynhollis || I might’ve peed a little ...
"so I'm just gonna go ahead and-"
*INTENSE DABBING*
"You should keep hydrated in these summer months"
Me watching this in November: 👁👄👁
Lilly Rose idk how tf ur comment says a month ago bc it’s november now wtf
Me, who got 72cm of snow awhile ago: •^•
It’s April for me
Her: I'm gonna use the palest foundation possible, to bring out a natural highlight.
My Scandinavian ass, seeing that tan ass foundation: haha, I'm in danger
“you should really let me give you a bag of cheetos”
i’m literally not stopping you
Well ofc not, you weren't there.
im allergic so😂 my body’s stopping her I don’t wanna die
She looks so much like tana mongeau
Courtney Michelle what about it are u allergic to?The cheese
Kaitlynn Welch subscribe to krazzykay for me please
Yes. Puffing cigarette smoke right in your customer's face. Always a winner 😂
Vincent Gravel it’s a nice touch before we start on the makeup look
@@charlieboskovic iTs a smoKey effecT
Smoky eyes 😎
To set the makeup
Her : *sneeze* "don't mind my sneeze I don't have anything"
Me: *stares in 2020* 👁️👄👁️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⬜️
She was super lovely!!! Came out in a rash so that’s four stars.
Very satisfied
Her: “You moved back a little”
*Me: you just smoked a cigarette and touched my face-*
PARK JIBOOTY my thoughts: she probably just gave you so much acne just by touching your face after that smoke
K: **sneezes into hand**
Also K: **proceeds to put foundation on my face with hand**
Me: 👁👄👁💧
i legit smelled it too cus my mother bas done this to me 🤭😖
I love your username lol
@lina m PERIODT
I feel bad when someone does bad work but is such a nice person so I act like It's all good
Lana x I love your profile pic! I love roller coasters/rides so much
Lana x agreed
I probably would do that too dood
Naw sus ion care if she the nicest person inna world if I’m paying for it and it ain’t right she canceled and Ian paying I’m going’s off sus periodttttttaaaaa
@@zzootedoffnae what did you even say
“Don’t worry about my sneeze I don’t have anything”
10 yr olds: *CORONAVIRUS*
😃
Who else is watching this while on lockdown cause of the virus
Edit:Didnt expect to come back and see 32 likes XD
..... Me
Me
purple guy lgiii
Vii
Wait ur name Maizie too?
Me whoops
"My name is:.."
Me : Karuna Satori
".. Dana"
Me: :o
@@mdioxd9200 😂😂😂
Same 👁️👄👁️
Wait a minute...... who ARE you?
That was my reaction 🤣
Freeze Society bamboozled
“They’re all just as garbage as the drugstore”. Low key just DRAGGED all high end brands 🤣🤣
👁🗨 👁
👄
Me when she smoked
👁🗨👄👁🗨
Nagatoro-san?
“Just shenanigans from the morning with my boyfriend, y’know”
*and I oop*
Karuna: eats cheatos
Me: oh i like that shade of orange are we doing a summer look?
Good one
Cheetos*
Richard Gomez 1k like
@@harperwilliams5720 i know its crazy
Tf are cheatos
"don't worry about my sneeze, i don't have anything"
unvaccinated child: 👁👄👁
💀💀💀💀
(@_@). 👁️ 👁️
👃
👄
that kid your nose falls off when you aren’t vaccinated
@@katiebayliss9887 thats a me a Mario
Your profile photo make this 10000% more amazing
“Don’t mind my sneeze I don’t have anything”
Scientifically the reason you do sneeze is your body’s natural way of getting any unwanted germs or dust in your nose out or your body....
So I don’t know what you talking about not having anything...
Good acting BTW!!!
We have a smarties pants over here
@@eeryez150 ain't it😂
Mickey Cruise Peryi@
It was probably out of date makeup from her last client
Mickey Cruise O sneeze when I look st the sun😂
"You have super, super super super soft skin"
Me: *coughs in skin condition*
*Stares in eczema* 👁👄👁
Starflash I felt this 😔
@@starflash8346 same
*breathes in allergy for almost every product that is edible*
When she dropped the cigarette in the water bottle I flinched because I was expecting something but not that
DaNa:”What made you choose me as your makeup”
Me:Desperate
마티 네즈사이먼 😂, right!
me: it was the cheapest
NO ONE LIKE THE COMMENT BECAUSE ITS AT 420😂
undercover_alligatorDAMN I MISSED IT😭😭
*smells bottle*
*literally gags*
karuna: yeah it’s good
@Violin Geek 4:21
Reasons why I clicked on this video:
80% : Wondering what MUA was
15% : Bored and nothing else to watch on yt
5% : To relax
Karuna: my hand are clean ( sneezes in her hand)
Me : ....... don’t touch me
honestly same😂
😂😂😂
Honestly, because this is Sarah i would pay her to touch me with that hand
Aada Kilpimaa 😂😂
Her: “your lovely soft skin”
Me:
*wheezes in puberty*
Aby M SAME LOLLL
69th l like
Omg meeeee
*wheezes in greasy American*
her: *blows smoke in my face*
me: *has asthma*
also me: *coughs in asthmatic child*
No one:
Not a single soul
Not even angry horse girls
Karuna: SwIpEr nO sWiPiNg
Karuna: “You have super super super soft skin”
Me: *bamboozled in acne*
Delaney uwu coughs in puberty
*cries in allergy for everything*
sits in a corner with acne since 9
Can you do a area51 receptionist roleplay 😂 it would be so iconic
Please do this!!
😂😂😂
katie mc yessssssss! Great idea.
katie mc yes!!!!
Yes!!!
me: looks at the jeffree star jumpsuit
dana: now were going to be using a kat von d foundation
me: 👁👄👁
Addison Purcell just giving them away 🤣
the shade thoooo
my name is frikin dana
👁️👅👁️
@@danajensen443 Mine too! Spelt different though.
3 years later and this is still the best ASMR worst-reviewed video ever
I swear her vids from this year just hit diff😭
@@reaganswartz8155 the really do, circa 2019 was something else
I was like, “hey, this isn’t that bad!” and then she blew smoke into my face
Me: *sits patiently*
Karuna: 🚬👌🏻👁👄👁
Me: oh……I just……mkay let’s do this😐
Same
Keke Belle where she put it...tho..
HAHAHAHAH
Chris Akane ASMR yo you’re like 50 sit down 💀💀
@@chrisakane9840 wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,,,, WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
The Jeffree Star track jacket 😂 We stan a fashionable queen
Stand*
a_Raccoon_ Grimlen no
a_Raccoon_ Grimlen it’s Stan 💀
a_Raccoon_ Grimlen lmao it’s Stan.
a_Raccoon_ Grimlen Its Stan honey
“Don’t mind my sneeze I don’t have anything”
LAUGHS IN CORONAVIRUS
Before she started smoking: She’s not that bad...
When she started smoking: OH HELL NO
I’m watching for entertainment purposes because I refuse to go to sleep at 5 pm
Ravenxx haha same😂
But it’s so Hard😂😂
this one is too funny to sleep to if you watch the video 😂
and i refuse to go to sleep at 5am!
*We stan*
Sarah(Karuna): *touches screen without consent*
everyone: *gasps* who are you! and what have you done with sarah!
edit:omg 3k likes thank you lyasm
I know right it freaked me out.
That's why she's the worst reviewed.
Yeah faits the caracter i was shook but hey Shes bad why would she bother to ask ?
This isn’t snowflake central
well it’s Daina not Sarah
"Don't mind my sneeze, i Don't have anything" hits different in COVID times
as someone who currently has covid- this is fuckin hilarious
If someone doing my makeup was smoking in my face, I wouldn’t just leave a terrible review - I would probably also lose my shit on them.
Great role play! 😊💜
I would just punch them in the face with my inhaler 😂😂😂
"oh it's a knock off sweetie everything I own is a knock off"
I can relate to this and I'm ashamed about it
Cadence I’m not ashamed 😂
Me with the knockoff Gucci shoes
I got knockoff everything as well. Life be like that
instrumentality arent knockoff bad for skin? im just asking cus im always scared to buy those.
Karuna: Judging by your skin tone I think we should use the lightest shade possible
Me: *stares in dark skin Nigerian* 👁👃🏿👁
Me too
Eri why was I looking for a comment like that 😂😂😂😂😂
AHHHHA LOL
Me 😂
Indian skin, sunburnt. Oooooooooof
Her: “your lovely soft skin”
Me who’s going through puberty rn: *oh thx*
*cries in allergy for almost every edible product*
*cries In psoriasis*
Her 2019 videos just hit different. I always come back to this one
"Why did you choose me to do you makeup?"
You're cheap and I'm broke.
U gacha
Dat pic not me
Lol
@@MarkRH2001 weird flex but ok
Your*
Me: *comes in with soft skin*
Me: * comes out with cracking skin *
We need to unlock this character again. She’s really cool even when she kinda started a pandemic… 😂
"your skin is so soft !"
Foundation knockoff:
I'm about to end this person's whole career.
Omg i just *WHEEZED* 😂
@@fern-oof1804 army 😎🌹
namjoons crabs aRmyy
Dana: *Blows smoke in my face*
Me: *Whimpers in asthmatic*
👁👄👁
Same xD
me: wheezes
Get high off salbutamol inhalers XD
hahaha i can already feel my lungs tightening 😂😂🤧🙄
SAMEEEE
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
came out looking exactly how i wanted, perfect for the show in jake’s basement tonight. my face is hard as a rock and i can’t take the makeup off so there’s no way it’s gonna get messed up in the pit tonight. didn’t appreciate the comments about lighter skin shades or “sjw snowflakes”, but her commitment to knock-off brands is impressive. i’ll be returning next time we have a show.
-a pleased member of the local punk band
-sneezes “I don’t have anything” Me: It’s corona time
We are the beaters of corona
Fear us at your next formal gatherings
Rosalind F huh
“The guy who’s usually at the corner, he’s not there lately” *oh sissssssss*
What did she mean there??
silver like a drug dealer lmao
She meant she usually buys her makeup from a guy from a street corner. You can inger he steals it from stores like Sephora and Ulta and then sells it for half price on street corners.
Sissss
@choke its possible but I doubt counterfeit products sold on street corners you can just buy that online
Based on your skin tone, we’re going to go
*the lightest shade possible*
That got me XD
Oh hell nah😂😂
I’m brownskinned 🥴
me, blending in at night: 👁 👄 👁
Laughs in sand colored foundation
" I need to get more makeup but the guy at the corner hasn't been there lately"
Me: WUT :o
Karuna: Your skin is so soft oh my gosh!
Me: *Girl, I have acne all over and enough facial hair to pass as a dude, do I look like I got soft skin*
*cries in allergy for everything+puberty*
god i wish i could pass as a dude
"I only do bright looks"
Me as an emo: 👁🗨👄👁🗨
YES
same-
lemons
I cant see Bakugou emo- but oKaY, same tho, kinda, idk
Oh my god I know right
karuna:*burps*
me:👁👄👁
karuna:*blows it into my face*
me:⚠️👄⚠️
karuna: oh sorry * laughs*
me:❌👄❌
Lol
Lmao
MeeeEee
I aM CRYINGT
What time? lol
No one:
Her nail: 👉🏼
Me: I’ve been impaled
"this should be the last time we have to use the blender"
*THP THP THP THP THP THP*
Karuna: “Your skin is very soft!”
Foundation knockoff: “not for long..”
Gemapobes:😰😰😱
People with asthma:👋 🚭 ❎👄❎
Joanna chicken oh my god my anxiety is so freaking highted 😂😭
Joanna chicken my grandma smokes in front of my cousins that have asthma and they say that they can’t breathe and she doesn’t care like BEECH YOU FINNA KIIL THEM
People who are both (me) : 💀☠️⚰️
felt that 😔
my asthma is my worst enemy
Watching this during a time when cross contamination is a big no no really changes up this video from when it first came out lol
her: *sneezes* dont worry, i dont have anything!
me: OH NO IVE GOT A DISEASE
SPREADING ALL THRU MY NEIGBHOURHOOD
I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said I want a smokey eye 🤷🏻♀️🙄
This is underrated
fuckin' LOL
😂😂😂
Best comment I’ve ever read
This comment is a masterpiece
"It gave me a little bit of a rash... but"
*I SCREAMED* 😂😂💀
Me too
“were going to put the lighest shade possible”
Me:baby I’m black
“we’re going to use the lightest shade” yes that is very normal for me i am the lightest shade in *everything.*
do a 5 star makeup artist role play!!❤️ it would be super satisfying and wouldn’t give me anxiety like this one😂😂
Great idea!
Yesssssssss.
IM ON BOARD!
YAA‼️
So Good idea! I would love that
Your efforts in trying to be as disgusting as humanly possible is very amusing. I cant decide whether I want to sleep or watch this masterpiece
Edit 1: Thank you so much for the heart Karuna!💖
Edit 2: The heart is gone. Oh well, I guess worldly pleasures are fleeting.
Soooooooo trueeeeee
The burp had me laughing so hard. I love her acting, every time I start to get sleepy, I giggle hahaha
@•Lady Skins• noted 👁👄👁
' I stole it from Sephora '
I laughed too hard I swear
Karuna: *coughs and touches face*
*Covid-19 has entered the chat*
Karuna-We are going to use the lightest shade possible
Me-Jokes on you that’s too dark for my pale ass
Haha relatable
Unless the shade is called albino it’s too dark for me😂
Mood
Girl same
Big same