Lemons are not naturally occuring and were made by crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron. WHICH MEANS: LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED IT ALL BY OURSELVES
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
@@JosephWindsor52535 What does any of this have to do with Jesus and Christ? I have no intention to mock or hate on either you or Jesus, but time and place man.
I absolutely love the accent you put on for these, it's silly and cool. It really gives the video a unique and humorous character. I find that the accent almost gives me tingles too.
I love it when Gibi includes Spongebob references in some of her asmr videos. It's hilarious and it's a fun nod to my favorite childhood show and always puts a smile on my face!"
Exactly what I needed today I've just had a fight with my parent and I find it extremely calming that someone wants me to get my life together and wants to give me advice.
Hi I I am not kidding when I say I need this to become a permanent character. The accent, the sass, the HUSTLE? I need her name, her zodiac sign, I need her to give me the worst reviewed wine tasting because it just seems fitting. This was another amazing video and I loved it❤️
Right then, what can we learn from this? -Take each day one step at a time. It's all good and well to make plans for the future, but if that seems too overwhelming, just focus on the here and now. Learn from the past, but don't dwell on it. You only get this day once. -Don't ignore your body's signals when you need something. It might seem socially unacceptable to some to prioritize your needs, even in a desperate situation, but it's better to look after yourself immediately than become overwhelmed by all the needs you've ignored. Listen to your hunger, your exhaustion, and follow it to the best of your ability. -In a similar vein, if you think you hate everyone, try eating something. -Reflect on your own choices in habits. If you've had one bad interview, one bad relationship, anything of the sort, then you've just had a bad experience. It happens sometimes. But if "all your exes were crazy," you need to reflect on yourself, because you are the common denominator. -Just because you or anyone else looks like they have their life together doesn't mean they do. People have layers, and you mostly only ever see the outside. Don't judge your inner layers based on someone's outer layers, and when it comes down to it, prioritize nurturing your inner layers over your outer layers, because you layers grow around each other. What's outside can thrive if it grows around something healthy. -Don't set yourself up for failure. Even if you think "I don't deserve dry socks," even if you think "I'll probably step in a puddle anyways," don't cause yourself trouble before it finds you. Invest in yourself. -Just because you were raised in a certain environment, or just because you're used to a certain setting, does not mean it's right for you. If you hate something that's everywhere in your current environment, you're allowed to leave. Yes, it might be difficult, but there's no reason to stay in a place that does not let you thrive. -If a task seems overwhelming, break it down into smaller steps. Don't spend the whole time trying to look at the big picture, don't jump ahead to your next task, just focus on the here and now. Move quickly, cut sloppily if you must. Something really worth doing is also worth being done half-assed. -A lot of advertising goes into what you're told you're supposed to do. That 12-step skincare routine, that 8-step program to reinventing your life... sometimes, it's best to break down these things into their essential components and decide what you truly need to keep. -Again, in a similar vein, you're going to receive a few bullshit answers here and there when you're looking for help. People like to complicate things; it makes them look like they know what they're talking about. But don't be afraid to ask for help anyway when you need it, because there are also people who will gladly show you the way. -This last one doesn't really need any explanation, I don't think. Make time for what really matters.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - She shared her lifelong knowledge, even from her 5th grade, made me feel like I am a gift, gave me dry socks and quoted Phil Dunphy. Couldn't be better!
Gibi I appreciate the effort you put into your videos so much. Your attention to detail in your props, script, acting etc isn’t lost on us or taken for granted!
I feel like this character went to a Chinese restaurant, saw the fortune from her cookie, and thought, " I know what kinda business I want to run." Welp! Here we go!
Oooo I really liked this life advice coach character! You reminded me of my east coast crew and now being west coast Las Vegas, this was a treat ☺️ Thank you for being so creative & always keeping it real Gibi, you really are the best 🫶💐
I was just rewatching your worst reviewed videos a few days ago, and hoping for them to return!! I'm so happy!! (and also a little freaked out, like what are the odds-)
This is 100% what every small-town therapist sounds like, and you can't find a new one because it's the only "medical" facility for 15 miles so you're stuck with the one that's busted
Asmr idea. A detective video where we follow you solving a mystery. You could even have someone come on and be your partner like Sherlock and Wattson. Idk thought about it before going to bed 🤷♂️
7:37 that life advice gave me chills, it was the most enlightening, epiphany causing, toe curling, mind blowing advice I have ever seen in my life. I never knew that I have been sinking in my pee the whole time.
I literally keep coming back to this one because I have not seen the ending yet. I keep falling asleep. Every. Time. I'm watching earlier in the night today in hopes of seeing the end
Goofy life advice, gotta love it. Life's full of surpises and this was sure one of them, amazing work! Helped me relax and have a bit of a laugh, thank you Gibi
i can no stress enough how happy it makes me to see another worst reviewed from gibi. I've been living of worst reviewed make up salon for way to long 😍😅
I fell asleep to this so didn't actually get to enjoy the comedy, but my phone locked the app partway through, so I just hit play while I was doing some chores. I CAN'T BELIEEEVE YOU QUOTED SPONGEBOB SO CASUALLY LIKE THAT! That was hilarious!!!! Most quotes go over my head, but this one...this one must be burned into my brain, the way I could hear the lines before you said it. What a glorious hit of nostalgia and hilarity. Thank you for that. Hope things work out with her husband
Bro she is besttttttt Like she created best HUMOUR ASMR If u pay attention in hearing rather than sleeping u are gonna burst into laugh She gave us a comedy show with peaceful voice 😂😂😂🩷💀 Love u gibi❤
Omg I love this. Gibi, you’re so funny! You’ve cracked me up in so many videos. So happy to have been introduced to your ASMR talent, acting skils, and your entire channel.
I've never been to a life advice person before so I have no clue what it's supposed to be like. So for me, this is the best rated life advice I've ever recieved. Thank you Gibi for your deep wisdom. 😌
“How did you find my business?”
Ad scrawled on a bathroom wall. Seemed legit though.
That was my guess too!
Sounds like something you see everyday in the girls bathroom lol
Based on the profile picture looks like you were constipated.
"Come in, it's in or out!"
Gibi talking to us like we're cats made my day. 😂
Literally me to my cats when going to the bathroom
@@britt12whatNow I want Gibi to do a whole video in which she talks to us like we're cats. 😁
@@Satellite_Of_Love LOL that would be hilarious
Cats😂
AM I WRONG
Worst reviewed episodes have become some of my favorites
Mine too
mine too!!
same, worst reviewed spa facial is one of my all time favorite videos of hers
The worst haircut one is cool too.
Aldo Tatyana videos are PEAK
@@actinium_omg mines to I was watching that the other day 😂😭
“It’s better to pee in the sink, than sink in the pee.”
Not me actually having to pee when she started using the water😂
BJASHJAS NOOOO
Sounds like a Katya quote
I swear I’ve heard a different version of this joke… It just won’t cum to me
@@tazgirl_ "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
@@papa.scabby you errr… missed my joke completely didn’t you
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons."
Life: I have been utterly bamboozled.
Lemons are not naturally occuring and were made by crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron. WHICH MEANS: LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE INVENTED IT ALL BY OURSELVES
When God gives you lemons, find a new God! - PowerThirst
Sounds like smth Phil said
Phil did say it
Lemons we’re made by humans 🤓
“Don’t be upsetti have some spaghetti 🍝”
I love it 😭😭
Don't forget it's demonstrational spaget otherwise you will be upset
Spaghetti heals all
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
"thou shalt not get upsetti, thou shalt havest spaghetti" - Jesus (probably) @@JosephWindsor52535
This is the best advice!!
"I am located in a residential apartment building, who does that?"
Me: *Shrugging while sneaking magazines under my shirt from the waiting room table*
Jesus loves you all. I want to save you and if you put faith in Christ you will enter heaven when vou will hate no stress or worries and will be happy for eternity. Just do some research on it you’ll be so glad you did. I’m now saved because of it and hope you guys are too. He loves every single one of you don’t turn him away he bled on the cross for every single one of us.
@JosephWindsor52535 ok?? Thanks???
@@JosephWindsor52535im fine thanks
@@JosephWindsor52535 What does any of this have to do with Jesus and Christ? I have no intention to mock or hate on either you or Jesus, but time and place man.
@@wuyyahaha prob talking to a bot rn
"I'm comin' Hank! I'm comin'" That got me.
"I haven't seen my husband in five years" 😂😂
I absolutely love the accent you put on for these, it's silly and cool. It really gives the video a unique and humorous character. I find that the accent almost gives me tingles too.
the oh boy, you will love New Jersey 😂
@@HotEatTheFood I do
Timestamps
00:00 - Entry-interview
02:30 - Qualifications for advice-giving
04:15 - Changing of life
04:30 - Wise saying #1 + Present box tapping sounds
05:38 - Wrapping you as a gift
07:28 - Wise saying #2 + Water sounds
08:35 - Wise saying #3 + Elastic Spaghetti sounds
10:38 - Wise saying #4 + Shoe sounds
12:40 - Wise saying #5 + Onion sounds
15:30 - Wise saying #6 + Sock sounds
17:20 - Wise saying #7 + Sand sounds
19:20 - Wise saying #8 + Measuring & cutting sounds
20:40 - Wise saying #9 + Lemon sounds
22:40 - Expert advice about bubbles
24:40 - Wise saying #10
25:00 - Reunion with Hank
25:18 - Outro
Hi from Amsterdam!
Hi @mennoberghuis, thanks for the time stamps.
I care about u.
How're you doing?
I love you
hi from romania
@@shh3314UWU U LIKE THEM
Tysm! I love you kind of people 🫶🏻
I love it when Gibi includes Spongebob references in some of her asmr videos. It's hilarious and it's a fun nod to my favorite childhood show and always puts a smile on my face!"
loved the SpongeBob reference ❤❤❤❤
More "worst reviewed" vids please! Your worst reviewed makeup artist is my go-to.
I like the hair cut salon and the spa treatment
Same!
“You do need life help” 😂😂 ACCURATE
XD
"Life partner.. for people who need green card"
LMFAO
13:16 Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers 🧅
Just finished playing Shrek in the musical like three weeks ago
Getting all the memories from this bit of the video honestly
@ihave69frosties My husband was Shrek nearly a decade ago haha. Musical theatre is where we met
Exactly what I needed today I've just had a fight with my parent and I find it extremely calming that someone wants me to get my life together and wants to give me advice.
How are u feeling now? I also had a fight with my mom. It sucks 😢
So I am a mom, maybe I can help?
Terrible, terrible advice
I’m so sorry love I hope you’re doing okay! You’ve got this are we are here for you ❤
@@Cindy12345ful I'm doing better. Honestly I really needed a good sleep to let go of that stress.
Found this one under a kurtis Connor video talking abt the divorced breakdancing dad 😀 definitely needed this little reset lmao
I just came from that video 😅
Same!
I just saw that video too lel
kurtis connor wasn't Lizard in the spiderman movies?
"Some people really need the green card" Gibi 💀💀
Yeah I agree sum people people really need that green card 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤘🏻
I think she’s the reason I’m sleeping 20h per day😴😴😴
🤯
what is your secret, i can’t sleep for the life of me anymore and i used to be just like you!
I think that's called depression
@@Licensedbeast it can also be CFS/ME
Idiopathic hypersomnia? No no, Gibigenic hypersomnia.
Didnt expect her to actually wrap me up like a present
"i don't like sand, its coarse and rough and it gets everywhere" truly some phenomenal life advice
@Te.le.gr.am.me.Gibi_ASMR1 would you not?
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons." I got that reference! The wise Phil said that.
life is quaking
The dry socks suggestion was mine! Glad it made it in! (It's genuinely good advice).
I changed my socks after hearing this.
The life advices we never knew we needed
"And we didn't ask for", I'd say if we didn't click on the video 😶
But here we are
01:25 “some people really need the green card” wow 😭 (10/10 line I couldn’t have imagined anything better
Hi I I am not kidding when I say I need this to become a permanent character. The accent, the sass, the HUSTLE? I need her name, her zodiac sign, I need her to give me the worst reviewed wine tasting because it just seems fitting. This was another amazing video and I loved it❤️
Oh my God, I've been rewatching. The same worst reviewed facial video from 2 years ago I'm so happy you made a new one!!!
Right then, what can we learn from this?
-Take each day one step at a time. It's all good and well to make plans for the future, but if that seems too overwhelming, just focus on the here and now. Learn from the past, but don't dwell on it. You only get this day once.
-Don't ignore your body's signals when you need something. It might seem socially unacceptable to some to prioritize your needs, even in a desperate situation, but it's better to look after yourself immediately than become overwhelmed by all the needs you've ignored. Listen to your hunger, your exhaustion, and follow it to the best of your ability.
-In a similar vein, if you think you hate everyone, try eating something.
-Reflect on your own choices in habits. If you've had one bad interview, one bad relationship, anything of the sort, then you've just had a bad experience. It happens sometimes. But if "all your exes were crazy," you need to reflect on yourself, because you are the common denominator.
-Just because you or anyone else looks like they have their life together doesn't mean they do. People have layers, and you mostly only ever see the outside. Don't judge your inner layers based on someone's outer layers, and when it comes down to it, prioritize nurturing your inner layers over your outer layers, because you layers grow around each other. What's outside can thrive if it grows around something healthy.
-Don't set yourself up for failure. Even if you think "I don't deserve dry socks," even if you think "I'll probably step in a puddle anyways," don't cause yourself trouble before it finds you. Invest in yourself.
-Just because you were raised in a certain environment, or just because you're used to a certain setting, does not mean it's right for you. If you hate something that's everywhere in your current environment, you're allowed to leave. Yes, it might be difficult, but there's no reason to stay in a place that does not let you thrive.
-If a task seems overwhelming, break it down into smaller steps. Don't spend the whole time trying to look at the big picture, don't jump ahead to your next task, just focus on the here and now. Move quickly, cut sloppily if you must. Something really worth doing is also worth being done half-assed.
-A lot of advertising goes into what you're told you're supposed to do. That 12-step skincare routine, that 8-step program to reinventing your life... sometimes, it's best to break down these things into their essential components and decide what you truly need to keep.
-Again, in a similar vein, you're going to receive a few bullshit answers here and there when you're looking for help. People like to complicate things; it makes them look like they know what they're talking about. But don't be afraid to ask for help anyway when you need it, because there are also people who will gladly show you the way.
-This last one doesn't really need any explanation, I don't think. Make time for what really matters.
Well dang..
her advice makes sm more sense now 😭
4:38 - I recognize a Kung-Fu Panda quote when I hear it!
I need a video of a friend making you in sims but asmr. With lots of personal attention and examining your face. Please make this happen 😭
An ASMR artist willing to make their room feel like the ride back home from the beach. Now that's dedication.😂🌴❤
This channel is such a gem. I've converted my best friend into a asmr addict thanks to your content ❤
Love the “worst reviewed” stuff, huge fan
Tried Tatyana videos yet?
Very important series
The sand bit 😭😭 ohhh Anakin
I HaTe SaNd PaDmE.
This is so funny yet somehow relaxing at the same time
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - She shared her lifelong knowledge, even from her 5th grade, made me feel like I am a gift, gave me dry socks and quoted Phil Dunphy. Couldn't be better!
Gibi I appreciate the effort you put into your videos so much. Your attention to detail in your props, script, acting etc isn’t lost on us or taken for granted!
Ive been rewatching the worst reviewed spa every night im so glad you did another worst reviewed!!
I feel like this character went to a Chinese restaurant, saw the fortune from her cookie, and thought, " I know what kinda business I want to run." Welp! Here we go!
Oooo I really liked this life advice coach character! You reminded me of my east coast crew and now being west coast Las Vegas, this was a treat ☺️ Thank you for being so creative & always keeping it real Gibi, you really are the best 🫶💐
Im from the east coast and moved west a year ago. I’m not on the coast, I miss the ocean. Haha
I feel like this is what Gina Linetie (from Brooklyn 99) is doing now
Omg yesssss
You spent the whole video dunkin' on me, and yet it was incredibly relaxing
I was just rewatching your worst reviewed videos a few days ago, and hoping for them to return!! I'm so happy!! (and also a little freaked out, like what are the odds-)
Love these vids so much. Not even effected by asmr anymore , I just find them really funny xD
I have a feeling this will be a classic
The first 30 seconds was literally a reenactment of a doctor I saw recently 😭 Flashbacks lol (loving this video though)
"how did you find my business?"
An ad just spawned in my dream,seemed legit.
omg my favorite type of roleplays (with the fastest asmr) !!!! i literally watch these every other day.
So so happy you made a new one for the serie 🥹
7:37 :”it’s better to pee in the sink, than sink in the pee…” 😂bro WTF
ok but imagine if it was the OG quote 💀
OMG 😂 THE SAND one got off guard (ofc its Anakin) ❤ The most relatable answer i heard today.
ITS OVER ANAKIN, IVE GOT THE HIGH GROUND!!!
"hold me Ani like you did on Naboo"
@@S.I.M.P123 i hateee youuuu
6:06 That drop was more graceful than it needed to be
I need more accent.
j/k reminds me of the worst reviewed spa facial. That one was great, part 2 maybe?
“I’m coming Hank, I’m coming.”
luv that part😭
Not the oogway quote right after my life gets called unsatisfactory 😭
I’m not sleepy…bc this is so funny thank you gibi
THE ONION ASMR WAS SO GOOD 😩 I could watch a whole video of that
i was so surprised 😂 its so nice
I can’t explain why but awkward/slightly unhinged yet completely confident characters like this make the best ASMR.
1:10 THIS SCARED ME SO MUCH LOL THE ACCURACY I just closed my eyes to start trying to fall asleep but hearing this woke me up so fast
This whole video was gold. You really got me with the bubbles. I knew exactly where you were going 😂
I'm on my fourth visit, but the "have same spaguetti", still hits really deep.
Okay but I loved the placing-something-on-head trigger, would love to see more of it! 🫶
Not me getting some serious Reigen vibes from Mob Psycho lol love it
"..Life partner, ...Some people really need the green card." 😭💀
This is 100% what every small-town therapist sounds like, and you can't find a new one because it's the only "medical" facility for 15 miles so you're stuck with the one that's busted
😂😂 this whole video so funny. You always manage to create both funny and unusual asmr videos in such a unique way!
*👇🏻 Early team (24 hours)*
Yep
I think it’s time for you to go to bed
@@D5J_editzzno it's time to stop reading that top comment 😂
Hey Hey Hey whats supppppp
Here
I just love "worst reviwed asmr", I was just wathing gibi "worst reviwed spa" and saw this one! Thank you!
It’s the anakin quote for me. It’s in my daily quotable phrases rotation.
I love these videos. Worst Reviewed are some of my favorite Gibi ASMR videos along with the FASTEST series.
YESSSSS!!!!! been waiting ages for another worst review I really missed this and can't wait for more :).
I LOVE these worst reviewed videos. It’s been such a while!! This character is always super entertaining
I loved the reference to Kung-fu Panda ! ❤😂
Happy pregnancy, I love this series. Thank you for always sharing your creativity. Idk how you keep getting ideas. But that’s sick that you do.
"Oh my God, why didn't I listen to my own advice?"
Story of my life 😂
“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere” caught me off guard. That is such a funny reference to hear in asmr.
The sand quote got me 😂😂 such wise advice
It's from Star Wars, hehe.
whats that
OMG YESSSS
I loved the “When life gives you lemonade… make lemons”. Actually your reasoning “to confuse life” was inspiring. 😂
Asmr idea. A detective video where we follow you solving a mystery. You could even have someone come on and be your partner like Sherlock and Wattson. Idk thought about it before going to bed 🤷♂️
I love how whenever Gibi tries to make a bad, rude or otherwise unpleasant character they always turn out incredibly charismatic anyways
Did she just quote master Oogway
Yes, yes she did 😂
Which one? 😗
Indeed
@@RuthEllis-kd7dwthe first quote about the present master oogwag said in the movie.
7:37 that life advice gave me chills, it was the most enlightening, epiphany causing, toe curling, mind blowing advice I have ever seen in my life. I never knew that I have been sinking in my pee the whole time.
could you make one of these asmr roleplays but what the character is expecting us to say is put on screen before they ask?
I freakin love worst reviewed type videos. The attitude is hilarious😂
That's actually really good advice.
I literally keep coming back to this one because I have not seen the ending yet. I keep falling asleep. Every. Time. I'm watching earlier in the night today in hopes of seeing the end
Nope I just woke up hours later still not knowing the end. Next time...
I finally did it. I saw the bubble blowing Spongebob technique and it was so worth staying up till 2
Goofy life advice, gotta love it. Life's full of surpises and this was sure one of them, amazing work! Helped me relax and have a bit of a laugh, thank you Gibi
Gibi out here solving depression with this spaghetti 😂
i can no stress enough how happy it makes me to see another worst reviewed from gibi. I've been living of worst reviewed make up salon for way to long 😍😅
5:00 Master Oogway is that you??
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
You stay relavent that speaks for its self. Your work is good. Proud of you. ASMR helps people. Thanks.
Female Dr. Victor Blame
She's back , idk how she does this but all " worst reviewed ' video is sooooooo good. thank GIBI , ur a G fr.
I’m a Gemini 😂
Unironically the wisest thing she said was that wisdom can be found anywhere.
Gemini babies assemble
What?
I fell asleep to this so didn't actually get to enjoy the comedy, but my phone locked the app partway through, so I just hit play while I was doing some chores. I CAN'T BELIEEEVE YOU QUOTED SPONGEBOB SO CASUALLY LIKE THAT! That was hilarious!!!! Most quotes go over my head, but this one...this one must be burned into my brain, the way I could hear the lines before you said it. What a glorious hit of nostalgia and hilarity. Thank you for that. Hope things work out with her husband
Bro she is besttttttt
Like she created best HUMOUR ASMR
If u pay attention in hearing rather than sleeping u are gonna burst into laugh
She gave us a comedy show with peaceful voice 😂😂😂🩷💀
Love u gibi❤
"Oh my god, you found my services" is giving big "money laundering front" vibes and I'm here for it
Omg I love this. Gibi, you’re so funny! You’ve cracked me up in so many videos. So happy to have been introduced to your ASMR talent, acting skils, and your entire channel.
when she slid down out of screen to pick up the wrapping paper i cackled so loud omfg😭its like 2am too😭💀
I've never been to a life advice person before so I have no clue what it's supposed to be like. So for me, this is the best rated life advice I've ever recieved. Thank you Gibi for your deep wisdom. 😌