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  • Watch my new stuff, this is bad. Read the pinned comment.
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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  3 роки тому +5033

    Hi!
    So. I’m not proud of this video.
    I don’t like that it’s one of the biggest things on my channel, and I hate that there’s a good chance it might be someone’s first impression of me. I don’t think it’s a good idea to take it down, either, because to me that just feels like hiding it. Besides, even if I did someone would just reupload the damned thing. So instead I’m just going to talk about it here in a pinned comment for… I guess you could call it “historical context”? I’d also like to clarify a few things and apologize for others.
    Back in 2014 I wanted to make a follow-up to “Welcome to UA-cam”. I did not use Tumblr at the time, but some friends of mine did and they went over some of the issues in the community with me. I wrote a video based on their suggestions, and this is the result.
    When “Welcome to Tumblr” came out the video blew up thanks to a heated negative response. It got a lot of hate comments. And y’know what? Fair enough! The wording is bad and a lot of the jokes are. Uh. SUPER bad. There are some bits and pieces I still like about the video, but most of the gags make me wince and say “Wow, I cannot BELIEVE that chose to phrase that joke that way.”
    The worst thing people can take away from this video is the idea that I hate trans people or that I’m promoting transphobia. That’s absolutely NOT true. Trans rights, all the way. If you’re a trans person you’re valid as fuck and I hope you can get to a place where you’re free to be yourself, if you’re not there already. Because of this video I’ve gotten a lot of questions from fans about my stance on trans people. Close friends of mine have even told me that they were afraid to come out to me because they were under the impression I’d hate them for it. I feel absolutely awful to have I put them in that position, and I’m deeply sorry I did that to them.
    This is, of course, a result of the “Vagin-abled” joke.
    Believe it or not, that joke wasn’t originally meant to be a dig at the trans community. I know! That sounds like bullshit! It was actually intended to make fun of all the new jargon Tumblr was experimenting with at the time that ended up muddling explanations about gender identity instead of clarifying them.
    That being said, it is a SHIT joke phrased in literally the worst way possible! I’d be shocked if someone DIDN’T read it as transphobic! IT’S SO BAD. If Past Jello pitched me that joke today I would throw that joke in the garbage can and chuck him out the window.
    In 2014, Tumblr was still trying to find its footing in regards to LGBT+ representation. Lots of blogs were experimenting with different terminology, much of which has been accepted into the mainstream today, like “Demisexuality”. It was also the first time I can remember people doing “Pronouns in Bio” as a way to represent yourself. Trans visibility was only just starting to blossom on the mainstream internet, and Tumblr had gained a reputation (for better or worse) as a place where people were free to figure out who they were, what they were, and what they wanted to call it.
    This is, objectively, a good thing.
    Of course, crafting new terminology for anything humans do-ESPECIALLY for something as complex as sexuality or gender identity-is no easy task. For every term that sticks you’re going to have a dozen that don’t. This is why we have umpteen lesbian flags, each with their own individual DISCOURSE HISTORIES.
    For many people 2014 Tumblr was the first stage they ever had to safely express themselves. “I’m bisexual.” “I’m poly.” “I’m transgender (male to female).” This was an enormous step for thousands and thousands of people.
    At the same time, others saw this, inexplicably, as a passing fad. Something that blogs were doing for “fun”, like they were putting a Hogwarts house in their bio to show what team they were a part of. People didn’t understand that this wasn’t a gimmick, it was a genuine expression of self. People saw popular blogs expressing their identity and they said “Oh! We’re making up new labels for ourselves! That’s fun!” That meant that for every sincere “Pansexual, 23, Female” blog you also had someone going on about being an AQUASEXUAL. Where they are ONLY ATTRACTED TO MERMAIDS!!!
    To people who saw the labels as a “gimmick”, getting pissed off at naysayers was part of the game. After all, if you DM a bisexual person and say “Psh! You’re not bisexual! You’re a man dating a woman! You’re straight!”, they will (rightfully) get mad! That meant people would defend their AQUASEXUALITY with the same righteous fervor that a trans person being misgendered would.
    Imagine how much damage this did. Imagine a person with no real knowledge of the LGBT+ community logging on and saying “Polysexuality? Now what’s this all about?” They read the bio and think “Huh. I don’t get it yet, but okay. This seems legit.” Then a few hours later they see a bright polka-dotted blog run by a BOZOSEXUAL. EXCLUSIVELY ATTRACTED TO CLOWNS. DO NOT QUESTION. CLOWN DMS ONLY, and the blog is filled with a literal circus of clownsex discourse about their honking red rubber penises.
    The person’s natural response would be “Oh! Oh so all this ‘sexuality in bio’ stuff is a big fucking joke and any LGBT+ rep I see is nonsense. Got it.”
    On top of that, you had nonstop discourse within sub-communities about which terms meant what and which ones were “official” and which ones were “problematic” and why. It was a clusterfuck. If you’ve ever seen someone debate about the nuanced differences between “bisexuality”, “pansexuality”, and “polysexuality”, it was kind of like that! Except for everything! And being debated exclusively by 15-year olds!
    I absolutely hated that shit! I hated the “fake clowngender for a popularity stunt” stuff. I hated the endless gatekeeping. I thought that those blogs were muddling the topic and LGBT+ representation looked ridiculous to an outside viewer at a time where it was crucial for people to be learning about that sort of thing! And THAT’S what I wanted to make fun of. You can see shades of this in the “Vagin-abled” joke and the laughably awful “use shoe polish to change your race” joke.
    Did I phrase those jokes poorly? ABSOLUTELY. They SUCK!
    Does my explanation make it make it better? NOT AT ALL! It absolves me of NOTHING! The only reason I’m even bringing this up is for the sake of completeness. It’s an explanation, not an excuse.
    Frankly, I super fucked up. I did an awful job six years ago, and this is my formal apology. I like to think that my work has been getting progressively better since then and I hope that it keeps getting better from here on out. I’m sorry if this video ever made you feel like shit. You didn’t deserve that and I was a dumb bastard.
    Also! To anyone that ever looked at this video and said “Ha ha! Yeah! Take that, you tumblypoos! You’re so dumb with your fake sexuality and genders! There’s only TWO genders! You, Jello, win one internet! Har har har!”
    Fuck you.
    I’m disgusted that you ever thought I was one of you and I hope you fall off a bridge.
    Trans rights.
    LGBT+ rights.
    Thanks to the two people who actually read this giant essay.
    (P.S.
    As an aside: I’m sure some cynic will see this comment and say “I bet the REAL reason you’re not taking it down is so you still get the money from it!” Well, jokes on you! Because I was an IDIOT and used SpongeBob music in these, I haven’t gotten a penny from any Welcome To video since they were all content-claimed about four and a half years ago! I’ve been robbed of thousands of dollars! These videos give me NOTHING!!!)

    • @crazyzac3144
      @crazyzac3144 3 роки тому +197

      12 minutes ago. Wow

    • @YourMateMurph
      @YourMateMurph 3 роки тому +224

      Honestly loved the Welcome to series and really loved having these types of jokes (not the sexist and genderist shit just the sarcastic humor) being apart of my childhood because it helped me find something I was finally good at!

    • @khloz
      @khloz 3 роки тому +162

      You're a cool dude, guy,

    • @TreyCantSkate
      @TreyCantSkate 3 роки тому +266

      ah so this is why this is back in my recommended. i didnt see those jokes as direct jabs at the lgbt community 6 years ago but i do see how they come off that way now. originally i did think they were jokes about the people who as you used as an example in your comment were putting things like 'aquasexual' or whatever

    • @Sleepy12ftPanda
      @Sleepy12ftPanda 3 роки тому +203

      I think it was Hbomberguy who said "writing is making a choice and accepting the possibility that you might make the wrong one". At least you're doing something to own up to your mistakes. That's a lot more than a bunch of other creators do, and I respect that.

  • @itachiuchiha667ful
    @itachiuchiha667ful 8 років тому +4500

    how to be popular on tumblr:
    1: porn
    2: posts about depression

    • @SuperHappydoggy
      @SuperHappydoggy 8 років тому +14

      haha thats right

    • @buca117
      @buca117 8 років тому +61

      +Catrina Lambert So porn, then?

    • @Rukoryuzaki
      @Rukoryuzaki 8 років тому +2

      +yamasakura That's cause Hussie said they have tentadicks.

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 8 років тому +26

      you mean GAY porn. And if you can make a man so inexpicably affeminated you cant tell he is male, people will love it even more.

    • @gaeron1305
      @gaeron1305 8 років тому +8

      Don't forget supernatural and Sherlock Holmes and doctor who

  • @RG-vd3kp
    @RG-vd3kp 7 років тому +4242

    As a former Tumblr user, all of this is accurate. Especially the parts about hating all other websites and the inequality double standard.

    • @rockkid1412
      @rockkid1412 7 років тому +112

      I just mainly use it for porn, so I don't see any of the things said in the video.

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 7 років тому +59

      Rhiannon Giguere my friends use tumblr and they only use it for fandom crap because it's the only good thing there for the most part.

    • @jasonreitz4597
      @jasonreitz4597 7 років тому +20

      Rhiannon Giguere I'm glad I stopped using tumblr

    • @sarahanne__
      @sarahanne__ 7 років тому +12

      I just deleted my blog after 7 years so I've finally seen the light

    • @TT-hq2cf
      @TT-hq2cf 6 років тому +7

      They hate on Reddit and stuff, and someone had copied this thing from the Soccer subreddit. I called them out, but I'm not sure whether they saw it. Whenever I see something on the front page of Reddit, and then I go on Tumblr, sure enough, I see the exact same thing/s.

  • @xarporte
    @xarporte 4 роки тому +3863

    It was sold for 1% of its worth. I guess it tumbled in value.

    • @ZeroRanger423
      @ZeroRanger423 4 роки тому +3

      Well played, my friend. Well played.

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +3

      A man who uses the language of the gods

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 4 роки тому +3

      [puts on shades] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @twokool4skool129
      @twokool4skool129 4 роки тому +11

      "But that's not how selling things is supposed to work!", cried the world.
      "That's the point!", cried Tumblr.

    • @0kultist339
      @0kultist339 4 роки тому +6

      *finger guns* Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Gasp for air* yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *cough* *COUGH*yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Bug enters throat* *chokes* uhuhuhuhuhuhhhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu *face turns blue* *cough* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* uhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhu *dies of asphyxiation*

  • @brumbs6699
    @brumbs6699 4 роки тому +1103

    Twitter is literally 2014 tumblr now

    • @theuserjoan
      @theuserjoan 4 роки тому +17

      Evolution

    • @greyweather7768
      @greyweather7768 3 роки тому +153

      Backwards evolution

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 роки тому +91

      The real tragedy is that people actually get taken seriously on Twitter lol

    • @charlescalvin9503
      @charlescalvin9503 3 роки тому

      @@greyweather7768
      Noitulove

    • @tlowolt3564
      @tlowolt3564 3 роки тому +31

      A person make smallest mistake ever in the past
      People on twitter : *"CANCEL!!!"*

  • @randompeo4521
    @randompeo4521 8 років тому +1089

    You talked about Tumblr for eight minutes without mentioning "Feminism". Impressive

    • @marshmiike2
      @marshmiike2 8 років тому +115

      He implied it at the start.

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 8 років тому +67

      1:02 basically says it

    • @ypsiminers
      @ypsiminers 8 років тому

      Pretty sure that's more about transgender people but I could be wrong.

    • @ChapoChaos
      @ChapoChaos 8 років тому +11

      Or all the porn

    • @gretchenwieners3621
      @gretchenwieners3621 8 років тому

      What a bout all the half naked girls who wears a shit load of makeup

  • @gen-zhippie2203
    @gen-zhippie2203 9 років тому +11031

    The amount of hate this got on tumblr was hilarious.

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 9 років тому +377

      Literally just search "welcometotumblr" or the "welcometotumblrvideo" hashtag on tumblr.

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 9 років тому +215

      InternetAristocrat made a video on tumblr's reaction. He makes videos explaining stuff like that online, and I love the way he does it.

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 9 років тому +8

      *****
      There's a link to it above

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 9 років тому +2

      Oh. Weird. Just use the link, then :p

    • @Jackpkmn
      @Jackpkmn 9 років тому +4

      ***** I couldn't see the link either until just now.

  • @b6b4g3
    @b6b4g3 4 роки тому +2057

    2014: Welcome to Tumblr
    2019: *Tumblr is dead and everyone went to Pixiv and Deviantart*

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 4 роки тому +78

      deviantart... also called fetishart•com ... many fail to mark their art as mature content...
      Good times when I was still able to scroll the frontpage in public...

    • @Unknown-ho9wt
      @Unknown-ho9wt 4 роки тому +11

      @@missgolgistain5801 I see normal art.

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 4 роки тому +20

      @@Unknown-ho9wt How strange 🤔

    • @Neo-Channelreview163
      @Neo-Channelreview163 4 роки тому +3

      It's true hahah

    • @imserious592
      @imserious592 4 роки тому +11

      The tumblr user moving into all daily social media

  • @ahumanistpotato0501
    @ahumanistpotato0501 4 роки тому +870

    I saw someone on Tumblr unironically defend mayonnaise as a gender

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @victrix5607
      @victrix5607 4 роки тому +42

      Man /b/ should get a alliance with /pol/ once again and raid tumblr we won in 2014 we can win again

    • @victrix5607
      @victrix5607 4 роки тому +14

      @Colin Rude you dont have to imagine

    • @vernyulkisasszony4708
      @vernyulkisasszony4708 3 роки тому +53

      INSOLENT FOOLS!
      Everyone knows it's an instrument.

    • @phlog_dog7336
      @phlog_dog7336 3 роки тому +28

      @Colin Rude imagine believing sex is all that matters in life

  • @thesnowboundcabin
    @thesnowboundcabin 5 років тому +9989

    "all content is equally valid"
    rest in peace, tumblr porn

    • @lazarus9581
      @lazarus9581 5 років тому +158

      You forgot pictures of *Sand* as well

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 років тому +28

      MemesR wou sand?! For real?!!

    • @lazarus9581
      @lazarus9581 5 років тому +40

      Jacob C Ya, the pictures of sand dunes, if you don’t know what I’m talking about look it up

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 років тому +13

      MemesR wou with a statement of “tumblr bans sand” I think I have to! Lol

    • @lazarus9581
      @lazarus9581 5 років тому +47

      Jacob C Oh definitely, by the way I meant it like the bots they had looking over pictures thought that sand was porn

  • @arianaromero2610
    @arianaromero2610 7 років тому +1990

    "You can't call yourself a "hermaphrodite," that's racist" I'm dying

    • @arianaromero2610
      @arianaromero2610 7 років тому +26

      MADOOKA MAGOOKA AND INTERNATIONAL YAOI FEST. living

    • @aaronaltringer8472
      @aaronaltringer8472 7 років тому +1

      Ariana Romero it scientifically accurate really

    • @arianaromero2610
      @arianaromero2610 7 років тому +3

      Aaron altringer but what does being a hermaphrodite have to do with race...?

    • @aaronaltringer8472
      @aaronaltringer8472 7 років тому +27

      +Ariana Romero idrk,i guess they're simulating tumblr's stupidity

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 7 років тому

      রবিউল ইসলাম Shuddup abdul, we don't need any spyware

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 4 роки тому +183

    I once saw a tumblr post saying that tumblr is a place where the bullied can become the bullies and then there was an argument back and forth and then someone pointed out that the person disagreeing with this is literally bullying rn

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 3 роки тому +17

      Disagreement isn't bullying in and of itself but I know tumblr well enough to say that the thing disagreeing was probably just attacking the person who brought it up in the first place because they couldn't think of any actual points.

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 3 роки тому +10

      I agree, that makes more sense in your words

  • @cosmicsailor8733
    @cosmicsailor8733 3 роки тому +162

    "Tumblr fame is over almost immediately"
    *Pukicho laughing maniacally in the distance*

    • @--.._
      @--.._ 3 роки тому +12

      pukicho is stll gettin that notes to this day

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 2 роки тому +11

      biggest_gaudiest_patronuses: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @varia2354
      @varia2354 2 роки тому +6

      writing-prompts?

    • @Midnight_Warrior
      @Midnight_Warrior 5 місяців тому +1

      P.M. Seymour

    • @EXTENDED_PIPE_MURDER
      @EXTENDED_PIPE_MURDER 16 днів тому

      yeah ikr

  • @starimyth1462
    @starimyth1462 5 років тому +5353

    When you actually have ADHD but since everyone on the internet lies about it no one believes you

    • @datfugu494
      @datfugu494 5 років тому +416

      People don't realize that when someone actually has the problem there not going to constantly state that they have it or try to use it to excuse their actions

    • @derumasforlos4285
      @derumasforlos4285 5 років тому +59

      Preach into the choir.

    • @derumasforlos4285
      @derumasforlos4285 5 років тому +28

      Dat Fugu Agreed.

    • @robertadamsx2
      @robertadamsx2 5 років тому +152

      True. Luckily ADHD wasn't spammed as hard as OCD claims.

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 5 років тому +12

      what I do is tell no one on the internet what disorder I have I I wint tell anyone

  • @pr.depper4819
    @pr.depper4819 7 років тому +3693

    "Penguins are going extinct" *CLUB PENGUIN?*

    • @sam_2095
      @sam_2095 7 років тому +81

      Pr. Depper To soon...
      *IN THE AAAARMS OF THE ANGEL. FLY AWAAAAAAY FROM HEEEEEEEERE.*

    • @pr.depper4819
      @pr.depper4819 7 років тому +5

      ye somebody noticed!

    • @brayanfelipeserrano6486
      @brayanfelipeserrano6486 7 років тому +4

      hi King, hope you and Toroko got reunited.

    • @pr.depper4819
      @pr.depper4819 7 років тому +1

      *R.I.P.I.P R.I.P. IN PEACE REST IN PEACE IN PEACE*

    • @pr.depper4819
      @pr.depper4819 7 років тому +2

      =Sam Mor Atleast we have rewrittwen...

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 4 роки тому +397

    Tumblr user here, this is all completely accurate and it's only gotten worse.

    • @dreamhollow
      @dreamhollow 3 роки тому +14

      I was there too, left that wasteland months ago.

    • @faelan5360
      @faelan5360 3 роки тому +3

      Awh I thought it was nice
      Kinda

    • @ithinkflutterawesome6511
      @ithinkflutterawesome6511 3 роки тому +43

      It's improved. Most of the crazies have moved to Twitter.

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 3 роки тому +9

      @@faelan5360 it's like fan fics sites, a lawless land filled with bad content, and specs of good here and there.
      Now it is a bit better, because most user (good and bad) moved to twitter

    • @orange993
      @orange993 3 роки тому +3

      ...And it infected twitter.

  • @trashgaming3756
    @trashgaming3756 Рік тому +42

    I watched this in 2015, but now, in 2023, I kinda find this video funnier. 90% of this stuff is on all of the social media apps, especially tiktok.

  • @void88theythem94
    @void88theythem94 5 років тому +4816

    "International yaoi festival"
    You.... aren't wrong.

  • @harrysonofbob
    @harrysonofbob 9 років тому +784

    The first time I watched this, I thought most of the things, like the wolf person, or hive mind thingy were just jokes. Than I learned that it's a real thing that people claim. What has the world come to.

    • @jimbogreen7029
      @jimbogreen7029 9 років тому +115

      Harrison Holt I am a dolphin. Stop oppressing me shitlord!

    • @harrysonofbob
      @harrysonofbob 9 років тому +26

      Jimbo Green You made my day, thank you!

    • @tibarion
      @tibarion 9 років тому +92

      Harrison Holt I love feeling cold. I love eating frozen dinners
      Sometimes when I eat I feel like i'm storing food in me
      I am Fridge-kin

    • @glowing_rectangle
      @glowing_rectangle 9 років тому +54

      Harrison Holt teens who spend all their free time on the internet, with little to no supervision, who maybe have mild mental illnesses and find these communities that tell them "hey it's cool to be mentally ill, the more labels you slap on yourself the more oppressed and special you are, try some on for size!" and then some of them think "whoa man i've always really liked wolves i feel really connected to wolves" find this otherkin nonsense and convince themselves they're "wolfkin". I don't think they REALLY believe it deep down but they have to keep up the charade for all their dumb fucked up internet friends. The solution: their parents should take away their macbook and make them get a weekend job at mcdonalds to instill some work ethic. their minds need to detox from the horrible influence that is tumblr.

    • @harrysonofbob
      @harrysonofbob 9 років тому +5

      Jastin Biber I agree. It's a need to feel special, which I think can be seriously damaging to young kids and teens.

  • @itscriispy
    @itscriispy Рік тому +95

    I find it hilarious how after tumbler died and everyone migrated to twitter you can just change the title to "welcome to twitter" and it would still be accurate lmao

  • @ivancorredera4241
    @ivancorredera4241 3 роки тому +254

    Remember when we used to make fun of tumblr for all the weird stuff on that platform. Now all the crazies have migrated to Twitter on mass and invaded the biggest platform on the planet. Oh boy.

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 роки тому +21

      Now people are kinda nostalgic for Tumblr

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 роки тому +4

      @@kittykittybangbang9367 Ok, then go to Tumblr. We’re not all bad. Most of all us are. But not all of us.

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 3 роки тому +22

      Jello became one of them lmao

    • @--.._
      @--.._ 3 роки тому +4

      is this karmic retribution?

    • @armageddongirl612
      @armageddongirl612 3 роки тому +8

      to twitter and the youtube comment section, apparently

  • @Xiphemia
    @Xiphemia 9 років тому +9188

    This video is so accurate.
    *Don't let Tumblr make you think:*
    • School isn't important
    • It's okay to be rude to your parents
    • It's normal to hate everyone
    • Self harm and suicide are romantic and great
    • Being rude is cute
    • Being a female who hits or yells at their boyfriend is woman empowerment
    • Depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
    • Grades aren't important
    • Education isn't important
    • Smoking is cool
    • Drugs are cool

    • @Prinetta
      @Prinetta 9 років тому +341

      Wasn't that a tumblr post already?

    • @Xiphemia
      @Xiphemia 9 років тому +101

      Nope, haha.
      i.imgur.com/A71Gavu.jpg

    • @Prinetta
      @Prinetta 9 років тому +203

      Chainsaw But that _is_ a screenshot of a tumblr post. :D Ah well, the text is accurate though.

    • @Xiphemia
      @Xiphemia 9 років тому +61

      Oh, I didn't know that since I've never used Tumblr. xD It's still funny.

    • @joshuavillagran7560
      @joshuavillagran7560 9 років тому +202

      reblog

  • @PrayingSeraph
    @PrayingSeraph 8 років тому +2291

    Tumblr's community is accepting of everyone's beliefs, until they realize other people have different beliefs.

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 8 років тому +78

      hey i'm beliving something else you ignorant rich white privileged man
      am i doeing this right? i'm new on tumbler

    • @CPmuddle27
      @CPmuddle27 8 років тому +74

      +Frank West You forgot to say how much triggered you are

    • @proto4747
      @proto4747 8 років тому +26

      +CPmuddle27
      DON'T TELL THEM HOW TO TUMBLR, THAT'S RACIST
      I am sorry, bby, you're always welcome at tumblr

    • @lemmegetuhhharmadillo6203
      @lemmegetuhhharmadillo6203 8 років тому +3

      CPmuddle27 "How much triggered you are" how do you even grammar.

    • @CPmuddle27
      @CPmuddle27 8 років тому +18

      +acoolguyliveson You're from Tumbler aren't you?

  • @jaybrielz9244
    @jaybrielz9244 3 роки тому +76

    Replace "reblog" with "retweet" and this is literally modern Twitter

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 2 роки тому +55

    7 Years later this video describes 90% of the Internet

  • @sam-yi5jp
    @sam-yi5jp 8 років тому +587

    oh my god less important fandoms i'm laughing so hard

    • @orvii4103
      @orvii4103 8 років тому +3

      :,)

    • @illuminantbaegis5984
      @illuminantbaegis5984 8 років тому +9

      why am i finding homestuck at jello
      help
      me

    • @orvii4103
      @orvii4103 8 років тому +4

      Elijah Rozens he mentions homestuck a lot in some of his videos, like the kickstarter one and this one. is jello a homestuck or does he just really dislike it? it's hard to tell

    • @bremilly3490
      @bremilly3490 8 років тому +3

      I WAS PISSED >:(

    • @Gabi-nq7vz
      @Gabi-nq7vz 8 років тому +11

      +Angel Stallrd whoopsie looks like we have a triggered tumblr user

  • @thaumaturgy.
    @thaumaturgy. 7 років тому +8657

    I'm fine with most of Tumblr, but the people who use their skin color/gender/orientation/mental illnesses as an excuse to hate others is pretty disgusting.

    • @thaumaturgy.
      @thaumaturgy. 7 років тому +75

      *are

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 7 років тому +413

      So... youre NOT fine with most of Tumblr

    • @thaumaturgy.
      @thaumaturgy. 7 років тому +218

      Dank Potatoes Haha, nice. Honestly, the majority of people I meet on there are decent people.

    • @kekyoin3516
      @kekyoin3516 7 років тому +130

      +Dank Potatoes let's be honest here, you probably never were on Tumblr and the only thing you heard about it is that it's only full of feminazis

    • @crimsonchaos2125
      @crimsonchaos2125 7 років тому +3

      +Who did you expect? Sportaflop? welp I wanna see where this goes

  • @knave6257
    @knave6257 4 роки тому +803

    “You can’t go around calling yourself a hermaphrodite. That’s *racist*.”
    We really are on Tumblr now

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 4 роки тому +25

      Or on Cinema Sins.

    • @strawberrymilk4562
      @strawberrymilk4562 4 роки тому +1

      Lol yes

    • @Nick-of-Time
      @Nick-of-Time 3 роки тому +3

      Did you uh
      Did you not read the pinned comment

    • @knave6257
      @knave6257 3 роки тому +15

      @@Nick-of-Time what makes you think I did not

    • @knave6257
      @knave6257 3 роки тому +33

      @@saturnalia4646 How is it transphobic? I’m laughing at the joke of how he called hermaphroditism “racist” even though it’s clearly not

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 3 місяці тому +22

    It's always so sad to see troll's remorse strike.

    • @NomadMonkey396
      @NomadMonkey396 3 місяці тому +12

      People like this jackass only have "trolls remorse" because UA-camrs being politically correct is more profitable then being edgy, or calling out the stupidity in the world. Him and many other cowards don't wanna piss off their sponsors and UA-cam partners.

    • @ilovewallacebuthategromit
      @ilovewallacebuthategromit Місяць тому +2

      ​@@NomadMonkey396 I would love it if he was only apologizing for profit but I think the much sadder truth is he genuinely thinks in his heart of hearts that this video was disgusting and he's just full-blown vindictive leftist now

  • @sheepbunny3138
    @sheepbunny3138 7 років тому +950

    "and less other important fandoms"
    oh boy.

    • @penillow6664
      @penillow6664 7 років тому +18

      I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE GUYS WITH THE DEVIL HORNS ARE!!! XD

    • @sheepbunny3138
      @sheepbunny3138 7 років тому +32

      They are characters from the webcomic Homestuck. They are a race called Trolls.

    • @FrkyFrenchFryFriends
      @FrkyFrenchFryFriends 7 років тому +34

      It's better that way. Trust me.

    • @penillow6664
      @penillow6664 7 років тому +5

      +Cherry Keyboard i started playing the game after i saw this XD

    • @sheepbunny3138
      @sheepbunny3138 7 років тому +2

      ***** yes, thank you v much

  • @Anasnidal
    @Anasnidal 6 років тому +788

    *_the only social account you don’t wanna share with anyone_*

  • @mellow6268
    @mellow6268 3 роки тому +46

    this could nowadays easily be called "Welcome to Twitter" if Reblog was changed with Retweet

  • @bobson2770
    @bobson2770 3 роки тому +158

    This video is now basically twitter in a nutshell

  • @MLPVM101MLPVideoMaker101
    @MLPVM101MLPVideoMaker101 8 років тому +669

    Here's another way to get popular: Draw a lot of anime porn.

    • @shinyklefki99
      @shinyklefki99 8 років тому +50

      +MLP VM101 I never go on Tumblr often,but when I do it's for that.
      So you're 100% correct.

    • @MLPVM101MLPVideoMaker101
      @MLPVM101MLPVideoMaker101 8 років тому +18

      youcouldbeme2020 fuckin' got em'.

    • @Ashen75
      @Ashen75 8 років тому

      +MLP VM101 Yes!

    • @PastorRussellLolipop
      @PastorRussellLolipop 8 років тому

      Or just some regular stuff. Doesn't really matter, people will still be there.

    • @lilyclockwood4906
      @lilyclockwood4906 8 років тому

      +Pastor Russell Shush. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      xD

  • @bluejaybrother
    @bluejaybrother 5 років тому +5163

    “You either die a hero, or live long enough to be the villain”

    • @butterflyesdoalsoeatfishtearsb
      @butterflyesdoalsoeatfishtearsb 5 років тому +17

      True

    • @Cryatrix
      @Cryatrix 5 років тому +11

      LOL

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able 5 років тому +12

      a villain you say >:)

    • @jamescampbell2353
      @jamescampbell2353 5 років тому +139

      Get it? GET IT!? It’s cause jello apocalypse is actually just another npc and basically did exactly what he made fun of in this video. He let his partisan-ship show in one of the most ugly ways imaginable. Vote.

    • @yakineko6635
      @yakineko6635 5 років тому +10

      nice hollow knight pfp

  • @PsychedelicCharm
    @PsychedelicCharm 5 місяців тому +26

    Ten years later, and this video is still funny.

    • @Todo776
      @Todo776 3 місяці тому +5

      It's funnier now knowing who the creator turned into. It's like a Minecraft UA-camr making fun of pedophiles, only to come out to be one. Hilarious

  • @ephilbin
    @ephilbin 9 років тому +328

    "Attack on Titania"?
    I... got that Fire Emblem reference...

    • @ShadeofIce
      @ShadeofIce 9 років тому +13

      Are you sure it isn't referencing Fairy Tail. :P

    • @ShadeofIce
      @ShadeofIce 9 років тому

      Drake Rastorfer Shakespeare ain't never wrote nothing original in his life, the poser!

    • @ephilbin
      @ephilbin 9 років тому +6

      Drake Rastorfer There's a character named Titania in Midsummer Night's Dream, yes, but look up Titania from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. The color scheme and art design are very similar.

    • @moltencrow3275
      @moltencrow3275 9 років тому +2

      There's a character in an anime called Fairy Tail Her nickname is Titania
      Then there's Attack on Titan another anime. I just thought it was referencing Fairy Tail because they are both animes

    • @ephilbin
      @ephilbin 9 років тому +9

      XenoflyerHam Both Fire Emblem's Titania and Fairy Tail's Titania have red hair, but FE's Titania's armor looks much more like the one in the video.

  • @TakingThisWay
    @TakingThisWay 8 років тому +811

    people getting triggered triggers me

    • @aurafox1
      @aurafox1 8 років тому +14

      +TakingThisWay I hate the word trigger being used in that way because the word trigger is in reference to a gun and a gun is a symbol of violence and violence is never the answer!
      /slits wrists

    • @2startbuttons820
      @2startbuttons820 8 років тому +1

      TRIGGERED

    • @2startbuttons820
      @2startbuttons820 8 років тому +4

      the fact another human being exists...it triggers me

    • @jackiethegoldenjackal
      @jackiethegoldenjackal 8 років тому

      I'm triggered

    • @MISTER_R0B0T0
      @MISTER_R0B0T0 8 років тому

      +jackie the golden jackal I find that triggering.

  • @spoonasylum2500
    @spoonasylum2500 4 роки тому +138

    The funny thing is everything said in this video applies to everywhere now

    • @notasovietspytrustme4392
      @notasovietspytrustme4392 3 роки тому +18

      Including himself

    • @krib6776
      @krib6776 3 роки тому +1

      Someone’s never been on the Forbidden app. Part of the ship, part of the crew.

    • @jessejarrett4437
      @jessejarrett4437 10 місяців тому

      ​@@krib6776Cringe. Also it's full of femboys and Neonazis now.

  • @DarkSolidity
    @DarkSolidity 10 місяців тому +37

    I miss when tumbler culture only existed on tumbler... now its out in the real world running amok.

  • @someguyyoumightseeattimes6723
    @someguyyoumightseeattimes6723 6 років тому +1537

    Tumblr "the only place where everyone can get offended by everything"

  • @versacespring1995
    @versacespring1995 5 років тому +3874

    “That’s not normal!” Cries humanity.
    “That’s the point!!” Cries tumblr

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 4 роки тому +53

      While the context is cringe, the quote by itself is extremely accurate.
      Just replace "humanity" with "tumblr" and you got modern tumblr.
      Just an endless sea of shitheads wondering why they're still at hellsite. Unable to accept they actually like living in hell.

    • @pewdular
      @pewdular 4 роки тому +3

      666th like

    • @SlavoidUkr
      @SlavoidUkr 4 роки тому

      Relatable

  • @Sayori393
    @Sayori393 3 роки тому +38

    When they called Danganronpa Dangling grandpa I died lmao

  • @TheSteelBastard
    @TheSteelBastard Рік тому +38

    Yeah, this video was made before Tumblr broke containment and spilled out into the real world.

    • @romancatholicgameing
      @romancatholicgameing Рік тому +1

      wow it's almost as if that's what happens when people agree with something that they are exposed to

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 6 місяців тому +10

      @@romancatholicgameingyeah nobody sane agrees with you

  • @youinanalternateuniverse
    @youinanalternateuniverse 7 років тому +1671

    As someone who's on Tumblr, this is incredibly accurate.

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому

      juice 👌

    • @youinanalternateuniverse
      @youinanalternateuniverse 7 років тому +2

      juice OMG HOW DARE U IM SO TRIGGERED OMG!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1 HOW DARE YOU SAY THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS THERES 387!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому +4

      You in an alternate universe NO THERE'S 802 NOW BECAUSE THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE GENDERS THAN POKEMON!!!!!2121!!@1!@!$*&#@(%#&**$(&*(&#*(%&#(@*~!!!!!!!!!

    • @youinanalternateuniverse
      @youinanalternateuniverse 7 років тому +1

      Gertrude Smeetheens THERE ARE ONLY 387 YOU MIDGET!1!1!2!1!):@2!:)/&!:).'ajuakahsjjh$:):)/&/$/@/82!:!,&/"-'sje

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому

      You in an alternate universe I AM ALL 802 GENDERS AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thedoctor4554
    @thedoctor4554 8 років тому +414

    "International yaoi festival"
    Yeah that's just about right

    • @idonotmakevidsyet
      @idonotmakevidsyet 8 років тому +10

      I wish there was a yuri one

    • @nousername1952
      @nousername1952 8 років тому

      +idonotmakevidsyet yea same

    • @tee8770
      @tee8770 8 років тому +7

      Im so happy that they included APH in

    • @Sonadourge
      @Sonadourge 8 років тому

      nty i prefer international wrestling festival

    • @serenajackson6717
      @serenajackson6717 8 років тому

      yeah I saw that. XD

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 4 роки тому +20

    I remember back when this was all we had to complain about on Tumblr. I miss those days.

  • @cozmo_Comet
    @cozmo_Comet 4 роки тому +67

    This video is so much funnier now that i actually get the jokes lmaoo

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 5 років тому +1577

    ...and now Tumblr bans NSFW content.
    Welcome back to NewGrounds.

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 5 років тому +28

      "I'm sorry I left you, I have seen the error of my ways. Please, please accept me back"

    • @mikadan142
      @mikadan142 5 років тому +2

      WHAT ?!!! NOOO T-T WHY

    • @lazarus9581
      @lazarus9581 5 років тому +2

      And *Sand*

    • @ayoooowerllyouthere5556
      @ayoooowerllyouthere5556 5 років тому +8

      That was the only reason I was on tumblr tbh

    • @lazarus9581
      @lazarus9581 5 років тому +6

      Though there is still some great stuff on Reddit, you don’t even have to download it, you can just look it up on google

  • @zxfera
    @zxfera 9 років тому +431

    THIS IS SO RACIST. I AM AN ALIEN AND I AM INCREDIBLY OFFENDED THAT YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY ALIENS IN THIS VIDEO.

    • @Adya_uk
      @Adya_uk 9 років тому +8

      lol, im a half tiger / dolphin hybrid. I am offended that you were offended. How dare you ;)

    • @talkingsillies
      @talkingsillies 9 років тому +20

      SuperJohnnyuk Offended is my trigger word.

    • @Squishyepic
      @Squishyepic 9 років тому +10

      tristan vinglansky A person named tristan vinglansky saying "Offended is my trigger word" is my trigger word.

    • @talkingsillies
      @talkingsillies 9 років тому +8

      Comedy Beryllium Offended is one of my special snowflake body's 700,420,069 triggers

    • @Adya_uk
      @Adya_uk 9 років тому +2

      I am the most oppressed and the most offended!
      Tris and Beryllium... forget about being sexist,
      / racist
      you two are being dophinist and tigerist!
      And, you have scared my invisible friend off, good work!

  • @mylittlepkle1714
    @mylittlepkle1714 Рік тому +29

    lol so basically this youtuber is now buckbroken

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Рік тому +3

      Y'all are obsessed with black men's penises. Also Jello is bi so that's not really an insult.

  • @mariasaraleguy6755
    @mariasaraleguy6755 4 роки тому +87

    Drinking game:
    Take a shot every time someone says “reblog”!

  • @jelle_tendon
    @jelle_tendon 6 років тому +668

    4 years later, and the entire internet is now just as bad as Tumblr in 2014...
    *_and Tumblr is even worse._*

    • @simonhandford3930
      @simonhandford3930 5 років тому +14

      Imagine describing today's 4chan to someone 4 years ago LOL

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 5 років тому +13

      I go onto tumblr for the sfm porn..

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 5 років тому +1

      Prick.
      As if Tumblr started the internet

    • @reddd3369
      @reddd3369 5 років тому +1

      Now with the all new *shitposts*

    • @whydidihaveto2180
      @whydidihaveto2180 5 років тому +19

      4 months later and yellow is one of them himselve

  • @koruton9925
    @koruton9925 5 років тому +4038

    "Every social media site is bad!"
    Tumblr gets rid of porn
    "Every site is better than Tumblr!"

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 4 роки тому +86

      Twitter is 2013 tumblr right now.
      Just one more year 'til TwitCon...

    • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
      @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 4 роки тому +51

      Don't be silly, we have all thought the porn was the only good thing Tumblr had going for it for years.

    • @ArtGuyBushy
      @ArtGuyBushy 4 роки тому +1

      @@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 u mean bad wtf

    • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
      @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 4 роки тому +39

      @@ArtGuyBushy No, I mean porn is literally the one thing that didn't suck about Tumblr.

    • @ArtGuyBushy
      @ArtGuyBushy 4 роки тому +1

      @@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 no that's the bad thing dude what the f

  • @BenchFox_
    @BenchFox_ Рік тому +47

    You either see your heroes die, or live long enough to become the villains

  • @SuperLordHawHaw
    @SuperLordHawHaw 8 місяців тому +10

    This is genius and beautifully done. A crapload of work I bet.
    Sadly this also describes reddit pretty well too

  • @Domics
    @Domics 10 років тому +7489

    I like your shoelaces.

    • @chuffedpeaches4567
      @chuffedpeaches4567 10 років тому +498

      "Thanks I stole them from the President"
      (For security purposes I really didn't)

    • @joshualupyan519
      @joshualupyan519 10 років тому +50

      A classic, quaint little ruse.

    • @2pasadena8finest1
      @2pasadena8finest1 10 років тому +19

      I assure you good sir, it is not an act of an ruse. I really want domics to reply back. It would make my day:)

    • @nachos908283
      @nachos908283 10 років тому +36

      ***** Purposeful misspellings are my triggers! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES!

    • @tinybootz
      @tinybootz 10 років тому +12

      omg Domics!! :DD

  • @kukri680
    @kukri680 5 років тому +5775

    The absolute irony of this video now is hilarious.

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 2 роки тому +15

    And then the tumblr exodus happened
    And twitter fell from grace

  • @Discontinuedalready7372
    @Discontinuedalready7372 4 роки тому +71

    _Tumblr logic: If you're a part of the International Yaoi Festival fandom, prepare to be stormed by thousands of death threats_

    • @rudrakshsaha8210
      @rudrakshsaha8210 4 роки тому

      is there a yuri fandom?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 4 роки тому +10

      @@rudrakshsaha8210 Yuri? The bald, bearded Soviet mind-controller from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2?

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 8 років тому +233

    "Tumblr: A Place"

    • @DisabledRat
      @DisabledRat 8 років тому +17

      I actually define myself as new york city

    • @DisabledRat
      @DisabledRat 8 років тому +9

      +Kappazoid I am from sweden...
      does that mean I'm from you?
      daddy??

    • @DisabledRat
      @DisabledRat 8 років тому +6

      +Kappazoid 0h

    • @shrimppimp4509
      @shrimppimp4509 8 років тому

      +Kappazoid im triggered you being alive

    • @shrimppimp4509
      @shrimppimp4509 8 років тому +3

      Kappazoid im triggered because we exist

  • @Fuzzycute32
    @Fuzzycute32 9 років тому +1002

    i'm a 13 year old self-identified african-asian (1/12th asian but white-passing) Buddhist agender/gendervoid autochrissexual demiromantic wolfkin, galaxykin, bunkin, dragonkin and lisanna strauss fictionkin who prefers bunself pronouns and i found this offensive

    • @TwctlccGM
      @TwctlccGM 9 років тому

      I'm burpkin and I find your comment offensive.

    • @Lateraldamage
      @Lateraldamage 9 років тому

      Dickie Shitt I just fucking cried hahah X,)

    • @UsPeepsProductions
      @UsPeepsProductions 9 років тому +11

      People need to realise this is a joke

    • @Timsimon11
      @Timsimon11 9 років тому +11

      UsPeepsProductions
      You think that just because I don't subscribe to your cishet binary gender roles that I'm joking?

    • @matthewdalgleish3143
      @matthewdalgleish3143 9 років тому +1

      lol

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 7 місяців тому +11

    “knock knock! who’s there? PORN.”
    not anymore lmao

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 3 роки тому +37

    Here grieving the change of Thumbnail so the video didn't got burried by the algorithm

  • @CozmicEmbyrs
    @CozmicEmbyrs 6 років тому +658

    “Tumblr: A place”
    Truer words were never spoken.

    • @asylumarcade
      @asylumarcade 6 років тому +1

      TheOfficialRossatron Reblog. (Sorry. Couldn't help myself)

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 6 років тому +1

      aaaactually, it's a website
      ye i know
      i'm real clever

    • @jacqyralovejoy1637
      @jacqyralovejoy1637 6 років тому

      Rrrrrrreeeeebbbbbllllooogggg

    • @jacqyralovejoy1637
      @jacqyralovejoy1637 6 років тому

      Sorry, I really just couldn’t help myself either, lol 😂😂😂

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 років тому

      We live in a place

  • @-lils-2797
    @-lils-2797 8 років тому +417

    I just love how Hetalia is described as "international yaoi festival" like damn that's my fandom but it's so accurate

    • @crispyflyy6034
      @crispyflyy6034 8 років тому +13

      Trueee I'm glad they actually mentioned hetalia XD

    • @endieisded
      @endieisded 8 років тому

      ikr XD

    • @baldman7738
      @baldman7738 8 років тому +25

      more like hentalia.

    • @disturbedtomato963
      @disturbedtomato963 8 років тому +9

      I watched this like 2 years ago when I didn't know about Hetalia and didn't even notice it but now I'm like "They mentioned Hetalia!"

    • @margaritaflores8114
      @margaritaflores8114 8 років тому

      Same lmao

  • @patrickkirby6580
    @patrickkirby6580 4 роки тому +19

    In 2020 this is literally everywhere on the internet

  • @waffleandchickeneater1928
    @waffleandchickeneater1928 Рік тому +16

    All the stuff tumblr was getting made fun off has moved to twitter

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 5 років тому +4250

    Oh the irony

    • @howdoilogin
      @howdoilogin 5 років тому +164

      And then he became what he swore to destroy.

    • @stagierfool6474
      @stagierfool6474 5 років тому +110

      It said you would destroy the snowflakes not join then

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 5 років тому +9

      @@discofraud I hoped to find a comment like this lol

    • @steam6200
      @steam6200 5 років тому +10

      DAMMIT YOU TOOK MY COMMENT.
      jk I knew someone would say this before me.
      Hope everyone who reads this has a nice day.

    • @rjs802
      @rjs802 5 років тому +3

      Mr Neddlemouse lmao ikr literally came here just to comment this but you already did

  • @danikiss5022
    @danikiss5022 7 років тому +679

    Lets be honest tumblr is used mostly for porn....

    • @MarkovVulrelka
      @MarkovVulrelka 7 років тому

      Dani Kiss yeah is too much

    • @DizzyDezii
      @DizzyDezii 7 років тому +5

      +eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. CaaaaaaaaaaRrrrRlllllllLLLL

    • @herethere5637
      @herethere5637 7 років тому +10

      Sadly,literally all the time I went on it was for porn

    • @losiento5164
      @losiento5164 7 років тому +1

      yep....

    • @kekyoin3516
      @kekyoin3516 7 років тому +4

      I fucking hate all of those stupid-ass bots, that's why people like you think that

  • @just-sumdude6823
    @just-sumdude6823 4 роки тому +27

    She should have said
    “Nine make me gag”

  • @usagis294
    @usagis294 7 місяців тому +11

    remember when Tumblr blew up in outrage because of this video

  • @Loop2Froot
    @Loop2Froot 7 років тому +516

    oh man this needs a sequel for the current state of tumblr

    • @firesparkling9370
      @firesparkling9370 7 років тому +2

      Loop2Froot. Safe mode? I haven't been on tumblr since yesterday and 99% of my tumblr feed has been getting mad at it.

    • @Loop2Froot
      @Loop2Froot 7 років тому +10

      Nah i meant just in general, but that safe mode thing IS a major pain in the ass

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 6 років тому +2

      Maybe you ment this video needs to be reblogged?

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 6 років тому

      Loop2Froot what is that state?

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 6 років тому

      No, the video should be someone screaming WHITE MALEZ R EVIL!!!!

  • @stilesgibson2532
    @stilesgibson2532 8 років тому +505

    International yaoi festival XD that's the most perfect description of Hetalia I have ever heard!

    • @draco_system
      @draco_system 8 років тому +6

      I know right.

    • @nataliadjuraas
      @nataliadjuraas 8 років тому +8

      So true

    • @izzymanly3152
      @izzymanly3152 8 років тому +7

      +stiles gibson dangling grandpas tho
      (jk the dr fandom will call it anything except the original name)

    • @whitezerko7783
      @whitezerko7783 8 років тому +4

      +izzymanly It's the perfect name.
      I want a Danganronpa with the cast of the first game, but they are all 60 years older. This game would be so slow...

    • @izzymanly3152
      @izzymanly3152 8 років тому

      WhiteZerko omfg imagine it though XD

  • @24shineon
    @24shineon 4 роки тому +21

    God the accuracy of this, I used tumblr all the time and when this came out it was great to see someone calling out tumblr on its insanity

    • @mistermangoman69
      @mistermangoman69 Рік тому

      I mean this would’ve been accurate maybe at the time but tumblr is like the most sane social media at the moment

    • @Web720
      @Web720 11 місяців тому

      @@mistermangoman69 Thats many migrated somewhere, notably Reddit and Twitter.

  • @dudenamedzelda3179
    @dudenamedzelda3179 3 роки тому +48

    I starting to think this video is responsible for jelloapocalypse turning out the way he is with politics.

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 роки тому +24

      @Thalassa Oceanphrite I'm just guessing, but it seems he's become exactly the type of people being made fun of here?

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 роки тому +10

      @Thalassa Oceanphrite read his pinned comment; he's disowned this video, claiming it's offensive now, and basically called anyone who likes this video a Nazi

    • @Spatterdock
      @Spatterdock 2 роки тому +4

      Nah I’d infer that the uploader was progressive to begin with, as hinted by the late night post about Republicans in the middle of the video.

  • @compactdiskc2105
    @compactdiskc2105 7 років тому +693

    Tumblr:
    Feminism
    Memes
    Fandom
    LGBTQ
    Porn

  • @KOFUNLOADED
    @KOFUNLOADED 5 років тому +2880

    He literally turned into the thing he made fun of in this video.

  • @ArtsyDreamr
    @ArtsyDreamr 4 роки тому +15

    Watching this feels weird because while I've never experienced misinfo on Tumblr (probably because I never used it much) the misinformation is so accurate to Twitter it hurts.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 Рік тому +25

    Pretty funny how 90% of Tumblr jumped ship to Reddit, which has now inherited pretty much every dumb problem that was ridiculed in this video

  • @margotmasclans8416
    @margotmasclans8416 7 років тому +537

    I had a friend who was a personified version of tumblr

    • @raveleijntv
      @raveleijntv 7 років тому +36

      Margot Masclans Same. We are not friends anymore.

    • @HyperTrent
      @HyperTrent 7 років тому +134

      I can see why you chose the word "had"

    • @katzofvoid8061
      @katzofvoid8061 7 років тому +21

      I had one too tbh. Glad that's over!

    • @hangezoe9826
      @hangezoe9826 7 років тому +24

      My friend was slowly becoming one.
      I am so fucking glad I got their head out of their ass before it became to bad.

    • @adamh9494
      @adamh9494 7 років тому +8

      Margot Masclans holy shit I thought I was the only one

  • @plue5068
    @plue5068 8 років тому +408

    This is so true it HURTS

  • @guessmyname1246
    @guessmyname1246 4 роки тому +63

    "Other less important fandom"
    Shows Homestuck*
    ;________;

  • @squeemdweem
    @squeemdweem Рік тому +14

    Omg this is litterally twitter

  • @thelivingglitch307
    @thelivingglitch307 8 років тому +562

    equality: you exist and that's enough

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 8 років тому +77

      +TheLivingGlitch UM EXCUSE ME I EXIST IN IN AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PLAIN AND I FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE!

    • @tulioalvesdepaula5716
      @tulioalvesdepaula5716 8 років тому +39

      +TheLivingGlitch As a non-existent pan-entity, this offends me.

    • @thelivingglitch307
      @thelivingglitch307 8 років тому

      CrispTugBoat48 Soooooo, your not a tugboat?

    • @thelivingglitch307
      @thelivingglitch307 8 років тому

      beyondR Edemption Same

    • @crisptugboat8764
      @crisptugboat8764 8 років тому

      TheLivingGlitch i am a tugboat that was crisped 48 times in the 420th dimension

  • @zenndemm2870
    @zenndemm2870 8 років тому +306

    i am very triggered by this video and totally not seeking attention by making a comment about it

    • @joeisgone8146
      @joeisgone8146 8 років тому

      Sure

    • @3DMegaGamer
      @3DMegaGamer 8 років тому

      +joeisgone Of course

    • @3DMegaGamer
      @3DMegaGamer 8 років тому

      ***** I wonder when will the Undertale references will stop...

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 8 років тому +1

      Tumblr is the end of the world

    • @stevensmith699
      @stevensmith699 8 років тому +1

      PHWEET PHWEET , THE TRIGGER POLICE HAVE COME

  • @ZAN23966
    @ZAN23966 8 місяців тому +16

    Scary how accurate this video was, with tumblr AND twitter now

  • @deathrouter3443
    @deathrouter3443 4 роки тому +117

    Tumbler exist*
    4chan: i am about to ruin this person whole career.

    • @King-Hammurabi
      @King-Hammurabi 4 роки тому +14

      > find out about the tumblr-4chan raid after it’s done
      > meanwhile has been peacefully enjoying /v/

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 роки тому +3

      4chan isn't a good website though

    • @deathrouter3443
      @deathrouter3443 3 роки тому +2

      @@kittykittybangbang9367 it doesn't matter. maybe you cant handle their stuff, that place is not like Reddit and you have to learn about it. I have been there for 5 years.

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 3 роки тому

      @@deathrouter3443: I have been breathing for 63 years so maybe you can’t handle breathing on my level scrub

  • @felineko826
    @felineko826 7 років тому +332

    What about the random Dean Winchester pictures when you arent even in the supernatural fandom. Tumblr is like 50% Dean winchester's face

  • @JadeEyes1
    @JadeEyes1 8 років тому +742

    Tumblr has taught me that:
    - The words "dumb" and "stupid" are ableist.
    - The word "bossy" is misogynist.
    - Telling an overweight person they'd be healthier if they lost weight is ableist and "fatphobic".
    - First world women are some of the most oppressed people on earth.
    - Self-care and feeling good about yourself is more important than getting professional treatment.
    - Misgendering someone is an act of violence on par with beating the crap out of a person (even if it's an accident).
    - White people are all racist from the cradle to the grave, and can never change that.
    - Cisgender people are all transphobic from the cradle to the grave, and can never change that.
    - Men are all misogynist from the cradle to the grave, and can never change that.
    - If you are any of the above (white, male, cisgender) the world is a worse place by virtue of your very existence.

    • @solarisred2409
      @solarisred2409 8 років тому +18

      As someone who was medically diagnosed with ASD, I find Tumblr to be very annoying myself also.

    • @tifannytantosoco-asst1450
      @tifannytantosoco-asst1450 8 років тому +61

      someone on tumblr posted about not being able to smoke while pregnant is classist and ableist.
      Kill me

    • @registeredaccountant3850
      @registeredaccountant3850 8 років тому +4

      Sadly, that stuff is slowly becoming the norm for millennials.

    • @tifannytantosoco-asst1450
      @tifannytantosoco-asst1450 8 років тому +1

      +That Guy You Know tumblr users rarely go outside, so we wouldn't have to worry about these rubbish spewing out :p

    • @JadeEyes1
      @JadeEyes1 8 років тому +14

      +tifanny tantoso Unfortunately, I'm starting to run into them in the real world.
      I'm terrified.

  • @animepotato6313
    @animepotato6313 4 роки тому +21

    International Yaoi Festival. Best description of Hetalia I've ever heard

  • @Borderose
    @Borderose 2 роки тому +24

    These people moved to Twitter. I've never seen a more hateful crowd cloaked in layers of false virtue.

  • @freesha
    @freesha 5 років тому +794

    i love how tumblr is completely unaccepting of anything now
    so this is really ironic

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 5 років тому +27

      it's not Ironic, it's just true, it would be Ironic if it was an unexpected outcome, I think everyone saw this coming with all the gender politics and such, or if the audience knew something the character didn't which doesn't apply here, there is a third type of irony that I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you're using it as, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong and you happened to look at your five month old comment

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +2

      @@Resters52_official His point was it was an unexpected outcome.

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 5 років тому

      Wait I don't get it, can someone tell me on this? Tumblr changed?

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 5 років тому +9

      @@MrGamelover23 not really, like I said, I feel like most people saw it coming, anything trying to be accepting of everything will collapse in on itself, I believe there was a period were the feminists were angry with the gays because they felt that that particular sexual orientation was a personal attack on the female gender, I don't know much about it feel free to do that research yourself, but it helps paint a picture, you have a group of people yelling how there equal to men, while also slandering men as pigs, you have have a group saying there is no gender while one group is pushing a certain gender that doesn't exist from the other groups point of view, you have all these different view points in one umbrella group there will inevitably be in fighting, especially when one group (the feminazis) are particularly violent, so no, this is not ironic, if you take a look at the extremes of these groups, and you put them in one room(tumblr) and wait, especially when the feminazi extreme is a powder keg, anyone with some common sense will be able to tell it's a recipe for disaster.

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 4 роки тому +6

      @@necromelodia2432 porn ban, that was the final straw, everything went to shit from there

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 5 років тому +1555

    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE JELLO, YOU WERE TO DESTROY TUMBLR NOT JOIN THEM!

  • @sirpacsalot8839
    @sirpacsalot8839 3 роки тому +12

    this is just modern twitter

  • @professionalidiotig
    @professionalidiotig 11 місяців тому +10

    Is it me or is this way ahead of its time?

  • @jigsaw924
    @jigsaw924 9 років тому +366

    As a tumblr user I can verify that... This is... Well actually true. In fact, it's worse. If you're straight, EVERY ONE of your posts better have some kind of LGBT support message in it, if you're white, get ready for a bunch of jokes about how basic you are. If you're into any show, WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERY. SPOILERY EVERYWHERE!!!!!! If you're christian like me OH DEAR GOD FIND SHELTER BECAUSE YOU WILL BE STABBED EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING

    • @TheDoughboy1917
      @TheDoughboy1917 9 років тому +2

      Pretty much sums it up

    • @jigsaw924
      @jigsaw924 9 років тому +18

      True! Very true! Pretty much if you believe anything you'll get stabbed. Anything. Even the choice not to believe anything gets you stabbed. So it's best to just not say.

    • @rowanm1111
      @rowanm1111 9 років тому +1

      I'm straight and Christian and I've never had any sort of problems. My friend is straight white and Christian and he never had shit.

    • @sinnersans
      @sinnersans 9 років тому

      And if you're cis, you don't get to have an opinion and you don't matter to tumblr anyway because everyone else just assumes you're horrible even though you didn't do anything.

    • @MrMaxsanity
      @MrMaxsanity 9 років тому

      Way too much porn on tumblr

  • @Larry
    @Larry 10 років тому +145

    Seeing all the upset on Tumblr is just a combination of them either having paper skin or the sheep mentality of hating on it for various "ists" they can think off to gain brownie points off their peers.
    And attacking Jello as he's white is just utter hypocrisy.

    • @exiledPostman
      @exiledPostman 10 років тому +39

      The first thing "normal" people learn when they enter the real world is this: *Pulls out a megaphone, stands on the highest building, shouting* "THE WORLD DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!!"
      They want to believe they are special snowflakes, but I'm going to guess that a lot of these people are really young or live with their parents, or haven't really come to the realization that the world is a cold, uncaring, place that really doesn't care about how uniquely special they are for their "afflictions." The rest of us who inhabit the internet are the closest they get to actual real criticism for their behavior. I don't care if a man has gender identity issues, but I care if he's an asshole about it and thinks it deserves some kind of award for it. The world does not care. His friends and family might care. The outside world? Not a shit was given.
      The world only cares about you if you do something amazing or atrocious enough to make the news. The world does NOT give a fuck about your OCD, now matter how much you scream and bitch and moan and piss and cry.

    • @ilovewallacebuthategromit
      @ilovewallacebuthategromit 10 років тому +22

      exiledPostman tl;dr they want to be respected and admired while doing nothing to deserve it

    • @Elanarae
      @Elanarae 10 років тому +5

      You are only saying that because you are a Bullshitist! Leave people with their heads in the clouds alone!!! :D

    • @mrrental7559
      @mrrental7559 10 років тому

      Elanarae Shouldn't that be D:< instead of :D?

    • @Elanarae
      @Elanarae 10 років тому +1

      ***** I left my Tumblrguide "How to express your hateful frustrations over petty things" at home so I forgot the proper smiley etiquette in that circumstance but you are right! D:< VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

  • @elmexyvlogs
    @elmexyvlogs 4 роки тому +8

    Never used Tumblr, but all I ever knew was that back when I was in Middle school all the weird kids at my school would use Tumblr.

  • @YHaTToY
    @YHaTToY 3 роки тому +13

    This aged well