That's what blessing is, ridding of demonic spirits. I'm a Wiccan, but I focus on Crystal's, cards ect. But yeah, blessing someone or something, is ridding or preventing entities that aren't wanted.
@Hanna Johnson Pastors are the common source for exorcisms, yes, but I myself am Wicca, and people of my religion have also done exorcisms, so yes but no.
Daz is the ONLY heterosexual man, who has the sass, the energy, and the fabulousness, that can make someone question themselves, besides Pewdiepie in ...2015? Well, whenever his book came out.
Exorcist: “we shall now see who in the room is possessed.” Person: *starts choking and coughing on incense* Other people: *stare* Person: “...oh, shit.”
Exorcist: okay, so what’s been bothering you as of lately? Me: His names Ogalalla and he usually plays his menacing violin at the end of my bed. Exorcist: okay, and what does he look like? Me: 11:48 Exorcist: You’re on your own with this one.....
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah
Imagine walking in and she's like "The smoke bothering you?" "Uh- yeah actually." "I EXPELL THEY DEMONS!" "Ma'am I have asthma-" "Oh- um...Have a sat!"
A lot of mediums and psychics are completely fake. They use tricks of the mind and techniques called the Barnum effect and cold reading. There is loads of videos explaining it.
She isn't an Exorcist. She's a witch that specializes in purifications and healing magic. To be called an actual Exorcist, you have to be trained through the Church, by another Exorcist.
@George Khoory Which lowkey doesn’t make any sense because technically Jesus, Moses, etc were all what we would call Magicians/Mages/Witches/etc. But then again the Bible is full of nothing but hypocrisy and plot holes
I think the real reason for why she doesn't charge for it is cause she knows most people that exorcism shit is a load of crap cause it ain't real and when people grow up and figure that out they'll want refunds lol or refuse to pay😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Real exorcists are actual priest's trained for years on end and need to be approved by the Vatican people like her are not exorcists they just want to make money
Hi daz, the sounds that she makes with the shaker and singing bowl and rain stick is meant to calm the mind and raise positive energies, or "vibrations"
On the therapist topic I actually have a funny story. So I have social anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, panic disorder, agoraphobia, and I’m autistic. I was on medication which was helping but I was also trying to find a good therapist to help me as well. I had already seen two other therapists that just didn’t click with me, so I was meeting a new one for the first time. We finish our hour and she says “did you get anything out of this” and I said “mentally? No, but I know that the carvings on the bottom of that chair are uneven, you have a tattoo on your ankle, and you’re married.” Because I’m autistic I notice weird things but struggle to connect emotionally, so I noticed all this weird stuff but hadn’t really payed much attention to her. She looked pretty stunned at first but then laughed and said she was looking forward to seeing me again. After that we became great friends, it was pretty awesome
Remember when Daz was scarse on gameplay and everyone was complaining about that and now here he is apologizing for lack of Daz watches 😂 honestly as long as it’s Daz idc 😍
Story time: I went to see a psychic once when I was 5 months pregnant. It was my bday and I thought I would give it a try. She told me somethings about the future or whatever (none came true by the way) but she asked if I knew what I was having yet, I said no the sonogram is next week to find out. She was like “Oh your having a boy”. Which I knew in my heart it was a girl though I wanted a boy because I had experienced some really horrible traumatic things and I just didn’t want her to go through it. I know guys go through it as well it just happens a little more often to women and at that time I hadn’t been to therapy so I was still pretty messed up over it. Anyway I digress back to topic. Sure enough at the Sonogram they told me it was a girl. I later called the psychic to let her know she got it wrong. True story-she said well it was a boy but they died in the womb and the girl took his place. I was like so my child died and my daughter took their place and changed their entire body? She just hung up on me 😂 I believe some people may have this gift..not sure honestly. But when I was in the Air Force one of the girls had some taro cards and she read my cards and everything she said actually came to pass. What was even weirder every time she did it for me, I would get the same exact cards pulled. They weren’t trick cards or anything but every time I thought of whatever I wanted to know the same cards would pop up. It was very odd and a bit spooky bc it did come true. She wasn’t even a psychic, I believe her mom or grandma was at one time and they gave her a set of their cards. Very weird so I do believe it’s possible but most are fakes and just give vague answers or they do research on you before hand to make it more believable to con you.
I assume she means she charges for a case by case basis. I needed my home cleansed by serious shit and I'm a college student. The woman I went to usually charges 300 and she charged me 50.
@Black Grew i think they meant using serious stuff to clean the house like when a exterminator uses instant rat killer gas and you have to be like the simpsons waiting to get back inside
10:30 to quote the Charlie Daniels band in the devil went down to Georgia "and the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell ya what, I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle boy but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you"
DAZ as an exorcist: 1:45 "Hi.... Lately, I've been sensing this dar-" *Daz shakes a pepper bottle "What are yo-" "piNcH of sault, fck me, some pepper. Mwah. Demon's gone." 😌😌
Hey Daz, I'm not a medium or anything but I do know that in the medium world "vibration" basically means energy, so she wants to keep her energy high in order to do whatever she wants to do. Also, I think that people believe that trees are "natural" and "calming". Not only this, but apparently trees have souls, so that might be it too.
I love how Daz hasn't changed his content over the years. Mr. Beast used to make completely different kinds of videos before he got famous. Markiplier and Jacksepticeye don't have the same kind of vibe as they used to. Daz just hasn't changed.
Correct me if I'm wrong: Deceased - Their Body is gone but their Soul/Spirit is still on this world Dead - Completly Gone I'm no expert but a Friend that is into this kind of Thing (Ghost, Demons, Witchcraft etc.) told me that once
I think that they mean the same thing too (like i said this is something someone else told me) I'm kind of unsure about the whole Ghost thing like I don't really believe they exist but I don't fully dismiss the idea that there could be a Thing like Ghosts because sometimes there happened weird things around me for which I couldn't find any other explanation but mostly I ignore it (like in the Movie, Ghost Movie, where they are sitting in their Kitchen and all the Cupboards fly open and they just ignore it and keep drinking their Coffee, that would be me^^')
3:15 It's because Nature is peaceful and if you sit against a tree close your eyes and feel the ground and listen it's therapeutic because it clears your mind and helps you breathe better. When your having a Panic of Anxiety attack and you feel like you can't breathe, use your 5 senses (or however many you have) name something for each Example: Fell the grass Hear the birds See an old bald guy at a park bench tied up sitting waiting for children to come over to him so he can give them "candy" okay I got off topic but that's the idea. Or you can focus on little details like look at a tree and outline and say every detail of it to help stop you panic/anxiety attack.❤ Nature is one of the most peaceful and beautiful things we have in the world we should appreciate it more. And btw trees aren't really overgrown weeds they have souls and can change to fit certain conditions weeds can't. There's a lot to nature that we don't appreciate enough and a lot more I know about it :P
The first time you become a ghost you dont even realise your physical body is gone or if your aware your deceased it takes along time to figure out what the reason is but sometimes they do attach to people only because of positive or negative energy there Aura
Daz is my favorite UA-camr. I love you Daz please don’t stop making content. You really helped me through some bad stuff and I really love your content. Never stop doing what you do.
Auto generated captions be like: How’s it going dustlers welcome back to dads games and another (Edit) OMG THANKS SO MUCH FOR 118 LIKES I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MUCH
@@pain-kf3hx I’m not judging. My best friend believes in this stuff. I’m just stating that a lot of “exorcists” know it’s fake and are just charging people money.
This lady is full of crap but there are real and those are so scary , i don't see reason why would anyone scratch their body for fun and "fake" video , speak foreign language and many other crazy things ua-cam.com/video/_L2b8XxTB00/v-deo.html 3:57 just watch , that is *real*
Title: Daz Watches I'm An Exorcist For A Living The ad I get right before it starts: Let Jesus into your life, join our church, bla bla Edit: Just to be clear I am not in any way making fun of anyone's religion. I am Christian myself and was simply poking fun at the timing of the ads.
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"Exercise the demons"
*Satan lifting weights:* I'm on it
Lol
Lmao 🤣
HAHA IM DEADDD 💀
I had no right to be crying over this comment I just found it so funny not even joking 😭
ur comment has 666 likes 💀💀
“It’s 2020. It can’t be. It’s not allowed”. I felt that Dazz. 😂
??
That whole part got me like 👀 LMAO the way she just points at the first black person and is like “YOU ARE BLACK” had me laughing so hard
She seems more witchy and spiritual than an exorcist. She's doing blessings and healing work rather than ridding demonic entities
I was just thinking the same thing I was watching like “okay where’s the exorcist?”
Ikr aren't exorcists usually pastors?
Brianna 396 that’s what I thought too
That's what blessing is, ridding of demonic spirits. I'm a Wiccan, but I focus on Crystal's, cards ect. But yeah, blessing someone or something, is ridding or preventing entities that aren't wanted.
@Hanna Johnson Pastors are the common source for exorcisms, yes, but I myself am Wicca, and people of my religion have also done exorcisms, so yes but no.
“All I do is keep my vibration high”
Daz: 👁 . 👁
👁-👁
He relates
😂😂😂😂😂😂
👁️¬👁️
🌝
Daz is the only parent who's actually kept in touch with Internet trends and we love him for that
That's gonna offend alot of kids lmao 🤣
Daz is the ONLY heterosexual man, who has the sass, the energy, and the fabulousness, that can make someone question themselves, besides Pewdiepie in ...2015?
Well, whenever his book came out.
my mum in the background: from the top make it drop thats a WAPPPP
@@kyrauniversal prolly not the only but what ever
@@kyrauniversal Yup. I don’t see a single lie
"85% of people walk around with attachments"
"LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
😆
Exorcist: “we shall now see who in the room is possessed.”
Person: *starts choking and coughing on incense*
Other people: *stare*
Person: “...oh, shit.”
😂
Fax
They have COVID
I would start coughing because of the incense.
literally like she says ppl cant get possessed but then is like who is possseeesseddddd
Daz: I'm basically an avenger!
Nobody:
Me: **gets reminded when he said he can hear the moon**
I remember thattttttt😂😂😂
YAS
@Gabriella with Covers and Stuff omg tysm XD i didnt even realize!
Exorcist: okay, so what’s been bothering you as of lately?
Me: His names Ogalalla and he usually plays his menacing violin at the end of my bed.
Exorcist: okay, and what does he look like?
Me: 11:48
Exorcist: You’re on your own with this one.....
Wow rude a little bit of cheering to the poor demon for playing yo ass a lullaby to sleep when it could do better stuff like.... nvm lmao.
@@EverydayASunday you’re right, he’s really good at it, just a little off putting is all. I have a new Exorcist now too. He’s much nicer.
11:50
this was too funny😭😭😭😭😭
*IM DONE LMFAO*
YASS DAZZ WATCHES.
RedStar 123 ok
Lol no jk fool
this was my exact reaction when i saw the video
Couldn’t relate more bro!
yes
Daz: “trees are just huge weeds”
Trees: “I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU BREATHE. I AM THE REASON YOU ARE ALIVE”
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah
@@shockwave6213 save me
I thought you meant drugs not the plant I-
Jesus is
@@raiden8761 wrong
"I'm an exorcist for a living."
"I don't charge for my services."
Then you are an exorcist for funsies.
Congrats on 69 likes
@@jack6815 Thank you, my life is complete now.
Yor welcome I wud write the rocks ur welcome but it’s like midnight atm
@@allykulhmann508 what are u so disgusted by?
Lmao yea, then where's the income coming from?!
I'm sorry, but that Gordon Ramsay impression was spot om
I agree
Time stamp?
Wait when was this?
@@dann2678 11:10
@@-jupiter-3140 11:10
"pinch of salt MUAH demons gone" lmfaoo he is do funnyy
Plot twist: She runs a yoga class for demons to stay healthy
HELLO KORE
LMDOAOSO
Lol
why is that what I thought that is what the vid was about at first
Well she does exercise demons
"This is not a white woman"
"Can't be. It's 2020. It's not allowed."
🤣
*”it’s cold... can we go in? You said there would be sausage rolls”*
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO CONNECTED SPIRITUALLY EVERRRR
You gae because you want to
You're gae bc you were born this way babeyy
But why are yoy gæ
@@flintlockwood354 its not a choice
Why we sayin G a E like this?
“She just sort of sat in the chair and the demon is like..”
*Hilarious mocking in the background*
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
“another DAZ WATCHES.”
✨serotonin✨
Couldnt agree more
I just kept replaying the first 10 seconds for the ✨seretonin✨
🅘 🅗🅐🅓 🅣🅞 🅜🅐🅚🅔 🅣🅗🅔 🅛🅘🅚🅔🅢 70
that edit part ruined it smh
Z
Imagine walking in and she's like
"The smoke bothering you?"
"Uh- yeah actually."
"I EXPELL THEY DEMONS!"
"Ma'am I have asthma-"
"Oh- um...Have a sat!"
Lol 🤣😝😂
Yes I will have a ✨sAt✨
She is not an exorcist, exorcists are completely different. She’s a witch. And tbh she seems kinda sus.
exactly
I saw her vent
Vote her out
She said smoke only bothers people with major demons 🙄. I’m with Daz that will mess up us asthmatics.
shes a medium not a witch
“That’s called schizophrenic” 😂😭🤚🏼
I FUCKING LOVE HIM 😭😭😭😭
Btw it's called a medium, if you were wondering.
DAZ: I don't believe in ghosts and demons.
ALSO DAZ: goes ghost hunting and is scared of horror games.
@@rixterz11 u missed the joke:)
@@macaronicheese4245 it's not a very good joke
@Chilly T Lol love the profile pic.
@@rixterz11 you missed the joke 🗿
@@Kronikul-yz9rf It's just a normal joke, your humor is non existent
Exorcist lady: "I see entities everywhere I go"
Daz: "that's called schizophrenia"
Exorcist: IBANISH THE DEMONS TO THE UNDERLYING HELL!!!
Me getting sent to the doctors with underlying health conditions
@WANT Š E X !!! RITA 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf he’s a child
@@lokistockwell it's probably a bot they don't care
@@lokistockwell Bro, she’s literally in a swimsuit. Calm down. 😂
It’s ok guys I’ve reported it
@@joshuathompson4242 That doesn’t do anything. I can still see the comment. 😂
Exorcist: “you can do the thought your thinking right now”
The psychopath in the group: “does that mean I can-“
@WANT Š E X !!! RITA 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! BOT
@@fw.trynnn I don’t get it those are bots
@@drunkonbananasmilk1497 yes, they are bots or stupid people
"Does the smoke bother you?"
"YES"
I'M DEADDDD
Exorcist: at least 80% of people are living with attachments
Me: STANDS
“That ain’t no dark cloud, that’s asthma” -Daz
We like,
We love,
We caress his channel,
We will see him in the next one,
We stay dazzling,
HAAAAAH
HAAAAAAH
AHAH!
“Scream and shout”
Me- SHOUT SHOUT let it all out
THESE ARE THE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITHOUT
@@smokingdog9349 COME ON, IM TALKING TO YOU COME ON
SHOUT SHOUT LET IT ALL OUT
@@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 THESE ARE THE THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT
@@natesparrow6271 COME ON! IM TALKING TO YOU COME ON
Demon possesses me: autistic screaming
ahhh, the "dipped in piss" lens, my favourite.
Same XD
Well, she is not as much a exorcist as she is a medium. It is really interesting the practice itself. Cheers
I agree
A lot of mediums and psychics are completely fake. They use tricks of the mind and techniques called the Barnum effect and cold reading. There is loads of videos explaining it.
@@kyrahampton7417 I never said it was real, I said it was interesting the way it works. I appreciate that you pointed that out though. Cheers
@@waylonfogle3234 cHeErS
@@lukecottrell5657 is there a problem with being polite you wankstain?
"Well I LiKe mY BaLlS FoNdLeD"
My mom walked past my room and popped her head in and asked what I was watching. Fml lol
I swear they always walk in at the wrong time haha
@@quirkyg9672 yea soo true 😂🤣
Just pull out the AR no witness's
Omg I would probably die if I was you, no matter what I would have said my mum would have her own accusations and not believe anything I said 😂
She isn't an Exorcist. She's a witch that specializes in purifications and healing magic. To be called an actual Exorcist, you have to be trained through the Church, by another Exorcist.
Plus in the beginning she said gods and goddess I though exorcist were a Christian thing and in Christian religion there only one god
I could be wrong
@@hadesdwagon7383 actually it's mainly Catholic 👌🙂
@@yomama1638 No it’s Christianity in general. I have never heard of any sect of Christianity believing in multiple Gods and Goddesses.
@George Khoory Which lowkey doesn’t make any sense because technically Jesus, Moses, etc were all what we would call Magicians/Mages/Witches/etc. But then again the Bible is full of nothing but hypocrisy and plot holes
*Demon playing a violin* A little while later... "Vanya is calling me" anyone else make the Umbrella Academy connection? XD
Her: I don’t charge a lot of money, even tho I could.
Everyone: how much?
Her: only about 100 thousand
I think the real reason for why she doesn't charge for it is cause she knows most people that exorcism shit is a load of crap cause it ain't real and when people grow up and figure that out they'll want refunds lol or refuse to pay😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Real exorcists are actual priest's trained for years on end and need to be approved by the Vatican people like her are not exorcists they just want to make money
i thought she said she doesnt charge at all
@@alix5714 but she doesnnt charge
@@chloefuller3664 I know but I'm mostly talking about people like her thanks for bringing that to light I will actually edit the comment rn
Daz: exorcise the demons.
My brain: ay yo Satan, go run the mile!
Lol wow
Exorcist: I don't charge
Daz: If she doesn't charge how does she make money?
My brain: She works the tills at Tesco 😂
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html funniest daz video 😂🤣
Omg yes! 😂😂
@@Weightsguru imagine not having the links memorized
@@cbkCD it’s a tough world 😤
A female ghost comes through. Is black. The one black girl: yep that's my grandma. 🤣
what about this is funny?
... haha?
@@emilian7052 its not racist please go somewhere else if you are sensitive
@@liamjli nevermind I’ve actually misread the girls comment
I'm sorry, what?- 😀
A dandelion? MUST BE THE LAST ONE THIS YEAR:
*EATS* slurp'
What the 😂😂🤣🤣
😂yassss
Hahahahhahhaha
😂😂
@@samirogers7312 h
Hi daz, the sounds that she makes with the shaker and singing bowl and rain stick is meant to calm the mind and raise positive energies, or "vibrations"
Daz: your vibrations high? Personal.
Me, a witch: 😐->🙂->🤭->😐
ME TOO
Same 😂
thats the same reaction i had xD
AHAHAH bro i was like trying to tell him through the screen what it mean 😭🤣🗿
What does it mean??????
I need to know
are we going to ignore how daz perfectly mimicked an inhaler at 9:25
Lol you're right
if i were a demon and someone said ‘exercise it’ i’d be like oh hell no i’m out 😃
"Imagine the devil at the end of your bed doing the vialine."
Daz impression
Me:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my."
Missed opportunity for a bit of Charlie Daniels though
*violin*
I was looking for this comment 😂
Also *violin
Sorry i am terrible at spelling
1:45 the start of "Exorcism Seasoning starring: Daz black & Gordon Ramsay" 🤩✨
Daz should try and get Gordon Ramsay to make a horror comedy of this.
would be a great collab
Yeeee sssss
On the therapist topic I actually have a funny story. So I have social anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, panic disorder, agoraphobia, and I’m autistic. I was on medication which was helping but I was also trying to find a good therapist to help me as well. I had already seen two other therapists that just didn’t click with me, so I was meeting a new one for the first time. We finish our hour and she says “did you get anything out of this” and I said “mentally? No, but I know that the carvings on the bottom of that chair are uneven, you have a tattoo on your ankle, and you’re married.” Because I’m autistic I notice weird things but struggle to connect emotionally, so I noticed all this weird stuff but hadn’t really payed much attention to her. She looked pretty stunned at first but then laughed and said she was looking forward to seeing me again. After that we became great friends, it was pretty awesome
If I had a therapist I would want her to be like that because I notice things like that too haha
@@marthamoores9684 I don’t even go to her anymore and we are still friends she’s hilarious
Imagine dissing demons for a living.
U get paid to do that? Why was I not told 😂🤣😂
Remember when Daz was scarse on gameplay and everyone was complaining about that and now here he is apologizing for lack of Daz watches 😂 honestly as long as it’s Daz idc 😍
Ik don’t change Daz 😁😂
Daz: Demons aren’t real.
Karens: *Demonic hissing*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Story time: I went to see a psychic once when I was 5 months pregnant. It was my bday and I thought I would give it a try. She told me somethings about the future or whatever (none came true by the way) but she asked if I knew what I was having yet, I said no the sonogram is next week to find out. She was like “Oh your having a boy”. Which I knew in my heart it was a girl though I wanted a boy because I had experienced some really horrible traumatic things and I just didn’t want her to go through it. I know guys go through it as well it just happens a little more often to women and at that time I hadn’t been to therapy so I was still pretty messed up over it. Anyway I digress back to topic.
Sure enough at the Sonogram they told me it was a girl. I later called the psychic to let her know she got it wrong. True story-she said well it was a boy but they died in the womb and the girl took his place. I was like so my child died and my daughter took their place and changed their entire body? She just hung up on me 😂
I believe some people may have this gift..not sure honestly. But when I was in the Air Force one of the girls had some taro cards and she read my cards and everything she said actually came to pass. What was even weirder every time she did it for me, I would get the same exact cards pulled. They weren’t trick cards or anything but every time I thought of whatever I wanted to know the same cards would pop up. It was very odd and a bit spooky bc it did come true. She wasn’t even a psychic, I believe her mom or grandma was at one time and they gave her a set of their cards. Very weird so I do believe it’s possible but most are fakes and just give vague answers or they do research on you before hand to make it more believable to con you.
Daz: "dont exorcist a lot of people around. What if their head starts spinning around? Thats a lot of vomit"
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: TREES DON'T MATTER!!!
Me: they give us oxygen
Nah rlly
The video title says, "For a Living," so if she doesn't charge, how is that for a living.
I was wondering about that too 🤔
I assume she means she charges for a case by case basis. I needed my home cleansed by serious shit and I'm a college student. The woman I went to usually charges 300 and she charged me 50.
@Black Grew i think they meant using serious stuff to clean the house like when a exterminator uses instant rat killer gas and you have to be like the simpsons waiting to get back inside
10:30 to quote the Charlie Daniels band in the devil went down to Georgia "and the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell ya what, I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle boy but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you"
This literally popped in my head when that came up
Daz: does she just sit in the chair and the demons like
*continues to do unga bunga dance*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Lmaooo
Pfttttttttttttttttttttttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAZ as an exorcist: 1:45
"Hi.... Lately, I've been sensing this dar-"
*Daz shakes a pepper bottle
"What are yo-"
"piNcH of sault, fck me, some pepper. Mwah. Demon's gone." 😌😌
When she said she sees ghosts everywhere and daz says that’s called schizophrenia. That killed me ngl 🤣🤣😭😭
I was saying the same thing
Schizophrenia is very different to sense's spirits
Lmaoo
Hey Daz, I'm not a medium or anything but I do know that in the medium world "vibration" basically means energy, so she wants to keep her energy high in order to do whatever she wants to do. Also, I think that people believe that trees are "natural" and "calming". Not only this, but apparently trees have souls, so that might be it too.
I love how Daz hasn't changed his content over the years. Mr. Beast used to make completely different kinds of videos before he got famous. Markiplier and Jacksepticeye don't have the same kind of vibe as they used to. Daz just hasn't changed.
Oh I don't like Mr.Beast
Stfu pls
Mr Beast still makes good content he just had to make it more child friendly but Daz just doesn’t give a shit lmao
So? You can change and still be a good person who makes good content
@@lunagamingX no u
Why did I read this as "I am an exorcist for Linda" 😂
Linda's personal exorcist😅, maybe Linda is Daz's personal demon that's why we never see her 🤣🤣
@@c.chalkley6589 yea that could be true 🤣🤣
Correct me if I'm wrong:
Deceased - Their Body is gone but their Soul/Spirit is still on this world
Dead - Completly Gone
I'm no expert but a Friend that is into this kind of Thing (Ghost, Demons, Witchcraft etc.) told me that once
Deceased and dead mean the same thing
Ye they mean the same thing xx
I think that they mean the same thing too (like i said this is something someone else told me) I'm kind of unsure about the whole Ghost thing like I don't really believe they exist but I don't fully dismiss the idea that there could be a Thing like Ghosts because sometimes there happened weird things around me for which I couldn't find any other explanation but mostly I ignore it (like in the Movie, Ghost Movie, where they are sitting in their Kitchen and all the Cupboards fly open and they just ignore it and keep drinking their Coffee, that would be me^^')
Your friend is weird lol
@@Person-yi8zm there friend isn't that weird alot of people are into
3:15
It's because Nature is peaceful and if you sit against a tree close your eyes and feel the ground and listen it's therapeutic because it clears your mind and helps you breathe better. When your having a Panic of Anxiety attack and you feel like you can't breathe, use your 5 senses (or however many you have) name something for each Example: Fell the grass Hear the birds See an old bald guy at a park bench tied up sitting waiting for children to come over to him so he can give them "candy" okay I got off topic but that's the idea. Or you can focus on little details like look at a tree and outline and say every detail of it to help stop you panic/anxiety attack.❤ Nature is one of the most peaceful and beautiful things we have in the world we should appreciate it more. And btw trees aren't really overgrown weeds they have souls and can change to fit certain conditions weeds can't. There's a lot to nature that we don't appreciate enough and a lot more I know about it :P
I read “exercise for a living”, and I was like she helps ghosts stay in shape, sick
@@dannyhoberman5384 well i started watching the video, then i was like wait, and then i realized once again. It wasn't a joke but a thought, xoxo
Oh well I guess he deleted his comment😌💅🏻
That's hilarious, and now I'm disappointed it wasn't anything like that.
this girl just has the shinigami eyes and all these people who go to her just have picked up a Death Note and not realised
Thats what i thought khslsehe lmaoo
Me trying to open a packet with a chocolate croissant in.
DAZ: You can do what your thinking right now.
Opens it.
😀
whoa that means that i can program a keyboard to a laptop without using a keyboard :O
„What is she doing? Seasoning them?“
1:43 I can‘t 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satan: boys run she’s got the salt shaker out
Daz "I want subway"
Me eating subway "oh..umm sorry"
You snatched dazs subway!
@@anonymousghost624 NOOOOOOOO😢
@@StabyStab yes how dare you? 🤣
@@anonymousghost624 noooo, I didn't mean tooo...I was just hungry for subway 🥴😫
When you get home from school and daz posts a new vid u know that day is goodb
Imagine getting home from school. 🙃😫
@@rebeccasmith7041 do u not go to school
@@beta_0375 everyone in the world is not a kid
@@CaptainKar22 true
@@CaptainKar22 I’m not a kid tho I’m a teenager
Daz: 2:07
Me if I heard that as a child: Ō.Ō
Me if I heard that now: Ō.Ō
Me if I heard that as an adult: Ō.Ō
OMG YES
THE HOW IS 8T GOING DAZLERS YEYS
Wq
"I die and come back as a ghost, why would I want to bother a homeless person" had me gone lmao
The first time you become a ghost you dont even realise your physical body is gone or if your aware your deceased it takes along time to figure out what the reason is but sometimes they do attach to people only because of positive or negative energy there Aura
The exorcist: I can talk to spirits
Me: love I think you need a exorcist you’re self
2:15 the only thing that came to mind was "Daz your daughter can see this"
The violin part made me laugh so hard😂😂
10:37
“Exorcisssseee the daemons!” ..... me: gets a Jim Carrey scene flashback.
Yes!!
"This house is cleahhhrrr!"
Like a glovvvee
xDD
“This is a lovely room of Death!”
I haven’t seen a Daz watches in such a long time
Same
U do not belong in this world
SAMEEEE
@@lefork1008 *You
I saw one last night because I like his old vids as well as new
As a Wiccan i love daz trying to understand what's going on 😭💀
Same but I knew that this video was gunna be hard to watch still love u tho daz 💓😍🔮
Daz: “Selena Gomez is live streaming, such a queen”
Me: 😂😂😂 and true
Daz: makes a video
Me: ALL RISE
Video: I’m 39 years old and I exorcise demons
Daz: tHiS yOuNg LaDy
I mean she looks very young
@@catviolentred3129 sorry if this offended u it was only for W joke
Daz is my favorite UA-camr. I love you Daz please don’t stop making content. You really helped me through some bad stuff and I really love your content. Never stop doing what you do.
Daz : 6:08 after she says it-.
The whole fandom : "right. We've got our spray cans,merch & Tea. Let's roll."
“I’m cold can we go inside you said there’d be sausage rolls 😂😂”
i literally read that when he said it in the video💀
ariane schmid lol
🤣
Her job is to exercise the demons to get them fit and healthy
cs188:''I want to exercise''
Daz: That's not a dark cloud...
Me: That's✨depression✨.
Daz:... that's all the incense you're burning.
Me: Oh.
"I exorcise demons for a living... But I don't charge people for it...."
THEN
YOU'RE
NOT
MAKING
A
LIVING
OUT
OF
IT
ARE YOU?!!!?
The Vargr System
same thought, but I am curious now what she actually does for a living, too lazy to search it up tho
I giggled lmaoo
"Whats she doing , seasoning them"? 😂😂😂😂😩
Auto generated captions be like:
How’s it going dustlers welcome back to dads games and another
(Edit)
OMG THANKS SO MUCH FOR 118 LIKES I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MUCH
*underrated comment*
"I like my balls fondled, but I-" DAZ. I know I should know better than to eat during one of your videos. I'm gonna choke from laughing too hard. XD
Always keep an open mind, some are fakes, some aren't.
Weeellllll. No. Demons are not real, these “exorcists” rip scared people off for money
@@sandman5973 That's only your beliefs, some believe in demons and stuff and you can't judge
@@pain-kf3hx I’m not judging. My best friend believes in this stuff. I’m just stating that a lot of “exorcists” know it’s fake and are just charging people money.
This lady is full of crap but there are real and those are so scary , i don't see reason why would anyone scratch their body for fun and "fake" video , speak foreign language and many other crazy things ua-cam.com/video/_L2b8XxTB00/v-deo.html 3:57 just watch , that is *real*
@@sandman5973 I doubt they people truly believe that they are haunted. I think its more a peace of mind thing
I want to know where this woman gets her statistics.
“85% of the population is walking around with attachment.”
*WOMAN SHOW ME THE CAR FAX PLEASE*
@@rixterz11 but she has big hooters. She gets a pass.
“I see entity’s everywhere I go”
DAZ: that called skitsophrenia
Schizophrenia
s k i t s o p h r e n i a
I've heard of Schizophrenia, but Skitsophrenia? what's that hallucinations of skits from shows.? lol.
@@rixterz11 I mean it is a big word. Can see how it can trip some people up
11:45 i chocked on my Lime juice! That was honestly one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my life!
"EXCERCISE THE DEMONS" lmfaoo
That sounds a little -sexual-
@@darraghoshea6294 lmao
These people don’t need exorcisms, they need therapists.
OK well done I know what you did there
Demon in therapy: satan wouldn’t give me promotion so I’m really sad and angry so i take over humans when I mad and it helps me calm down
Title: Daz Watches I'm An Exorcist For A Living
The ad I get right before it starts: Let Jesus into your life, join our church, bla bla
Edit: Just to be clear I am not in any way making fun of anyone's religion. I am Christian myself and was simply poking fun at the timing of the ads.
LMAOOO
10:56 "i cant breathe because of the fog"
Me: "i cant breathe because your laughing makes me laugh"