SHOULD I TRUST THEM? | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 3
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2019
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#jacksepticeye - Ігри
*DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER*
Immediately touches powder....
Why are you detecting only 2 people you can do more
LOL
POWDER NU HURT MEH
Is the big intelligence😂
Hi jack
"Is drugs!"
* minutes after being detained
"Is okay. Drugs are bad. Not good for kids."
Why is Jorji so wholesome
Jorji is hecking legendary
Omg Ikr😂
agreed 100%
Time stamp?
Graphixity 38:14
Jack: Let me see your fingerprints to see if you are who you're claiming to be.
Also Jack: *Doesn't compare fingerprints*
THAT WAS SO INFURIATING
I burst a blood vessel in rage because of this
Ya like train’s?
3 eps in and it triggers me when he DOESNT TAKE THE FINGERPRINTS FRON THE PERSON
IKR I HAVE BEEN INTERNAL YELLING AT HIM FOR IT
Imagine opening up a box of crayons for your birthday and your dad says "I shot a man for those"
My dad said that ounce except he never worked a job
Glory to papa.
I'd laugh so hard
Peter parker said he had to beat an old lady with a stick to get cranberry juice
that’s my papa.
Second playthrough, 3rd part and Jack still doesn’t know there are printed fingerprints from system AND those on paper you gave them so you need to compare them😅
Helloooo army!!
technically, his 3rd playthrough. He did half of one on stream before starting this one.
Army💜💜💜💜💜
I die a little each time it happens lol
Kind of annoying, you even see them HAND IT BACK
Son:daddy we need food and heat please we might die
Jack: *Crayola take it or leave it*
*Makes son sick on his birthday by taking away both food and heat*
just eat these crayons, should be fine
Atstotska so great you no need food to live in house.
Its either your life or the crayons
Oko
48:58 "Oh shit I can't take it down!"
Me: **Stares at the lever for a good few seconds**
True
The same thing
I was so pissed lmao like Jack really just didn’t notice
Same here.
Yeah and tbh he knew that lever was interactable before this revisit lmao
When your son draws you a picture: glory greatest *father* proud
Arstoka Hero
The truth.
1 tear
R/angryupvote
Judging by ur username it still might be glory greatest mother proud
The fact that he let the reporter through in both play throughs with no documents causes me psychological pain
It kills me every time he does something absolutely stupid
@@sally675 it’s actually a lose-lose whatever you decide. The reporter was a legit journalist with an international press pass. If you deny them, they write a scathing piece about the “iron border” and Arstotzka’s entry bias. If you let them through, they instead write about the border as if it’s frail. Other than the citation and one newspaper headline, this choice actually has no other effect on story or gameplay.
@@MsScarletwings What if you kill them with the powder?
@@strawberrymilkshake2789 Powder is not even available in Day 18
@@Felix048 yeah it is
"why are you coming here?"
"visit"
Jack: "transit for 2 days? sounds good!"
Hi
these mistakes are unacceptable in Arstotzka you have let down your country
this is jack in one sentence DETAINED
Bad guy :sets bomb on counter
Me:”very cute but I need your passport.”
Oofy
Nicholas Abenroth lol
@Nicholas Abenroth i read this when jack yelled that
@Nicholas Abenroth Imagine if you could do that... Just "Denied" and hand the bomb back XD
jack: detains people for having an expired passport
also jack: finds a suicide bomber and say "imma neglect her"
Jack: MY MONGOOSE EYES!
His mongoose eyes: -👄-
*gets a citation*
🫦
Jack. Listen. When you take the fingerprints.
They give you their real fingerprints as well.
And you match them up
He played this game so much and he still doesn't realize they give you their fingerprints as well...
FuZe Orion
He hasn’t noticed this since he first played it
I’m like screaming that to the screen lol
The amount of time I have spent screaming at the fucking screen cuz of this....
The Lonely Lump he did notice it during his first playthrough though
dear jack:
GET THE FINGERPRINT PAPER FROM THE APPLICANT GOSHDARNIT 😢
I WANTED TO YELL AT HIM SO BAD
I was screaming into my phone
Can you explain what he did wrong?
@@Spilled_Pizza What did he do?
Goblin Slayer whenever he takes a persons fingerprints, he receives a printed doc of their fingerprints, and the person also gives them fresh fingerprints to make sure they aren’t lying about their identity, but he NEVER PICKS UP THE FINGERPRINTS
Jorji has great characterisation, he’s very much a realist and does not hold it against anyone. He is flawed and knows it, and so does not blame others for his shortcomings but commends them on their perception. He is truly the greatest man to live.
Potato Bro
I love how even in the game it shows their relationship with Jorji. Because when they are detained you say "wait here jorji.." but you never say that to anyone else 😭😭😭
Two people: *have bombs*
Jack: Ok you can go.
Criminal: *arrives*
Jack: Welcome! Did you see the picture my son drew?
i cringed so hard when he let him in xD
I just said bro bro brooooo! XD
Like ya know when you got your child's drawing you lose your mind ig
@@anastasiaklimashevskaya3298 bro ur name is like the ones in the game 😂
@@youraveragejoe65 dammit you got me. i'm secretly from Glory Greatest
Jack: *Detains for incorrect passport details*
Also Jack: *Doesn’t detain for having contraband and a bomb*
Omg lol
It's so frustrating 😭😭😭
i lose my mind ever time he uses his bullshit logic to not detain people. Its like the most frustrating thing ever
Christian it’s just a game lad
Pavel Trigub nothing....nothing is a game...NOTHING!!!!
Jack: "Everything seems good."
Also Jack: circles the discrepancy with his mouse
Jack: Please no citation!
The computer that could do his job: Haha citation go brrrrrrrr
thats what i was thinking
Pop pop
passport has a misspelled word. "DETAINED!!!!!"
7:20 literally has a bomb strapped to their back. "denied. please exit to (my left i guess)"
General Kawasaki 😂😂😂
No, isn’t it to their left?
Jack clearly can't see that his left and the person he's interrogating's left are both different.
If they exit to their left, they would be going to the accepted side. It's their right, not left.
how the hell did this turn into a thread XD
26:30 LOOK AT THE FINGERPRINTS THE PERSON GIVES YOU AND COMPARE THEM WITH THAT OFFICIAL COPY
Its literally driving me insane he doesn't do this.
I freaking scream at the screen for him to do it 😠😠😠
It drove me insane
This made me lose my mind
I WAS SO MAD WHEN HE IGNORED IT.
Jack: Everyone’s cold sick and hungry that’s great.
Stalin: Not bad kid
Avo The Cado why is your name literally the funniest thing I’ve ever read
Jack: receives a mysterious envelope with a goddamn skull on it and the note "Do not to touch the powder"
Also Jack: *I wanna touch the powder*
*Jack trying to use 3 braincells to see if the yellow key is for the yellow keyhole or the silver one*
those what are you doing moments
*Developers:* Let's make the keys and gun cases color-coded so the player doesn't get confused.
*Jack:*
Is his color blindedness getting in the way?
@@chanteljahoo7025 The issue with Red-Green is that blues / purples / reds can appear brown or yellow-ish, due to missing the blue / red element of the color.
That hurt to watch
The saddest story.
“Wait here Jorji.”
“Is ok I understand”
Keoni V I think it’s good that he is like I understand you are just doing his job
What is that your hiding?
Is drugs!
@@starfiring you know instead of doing this you could've just edited your comment
@@darkamagumo716 lol
@@noahsan92 I did :'(
*Someone brings bomb*
Jack: Your passport is denied.
*Someone has an expired ID*
Jack: DETAINED
“I bought you expensive crayon set because I shot man today”
~ Jack, 2019
Detains person for having incorrect information on papers.
Just denies person for carrying bombs.
Lol
Seems legit
... and weapons and drugs and other contrabands they brought
Maybe just let through The criminals
Jack: Detains two people for having incorrect documents.
Also Jack: Let's two people with bombs just walk away.
Master of Mischief
Dude seriously why would you do that , that's soo stupid
Y9y
actually i think one of them was drugs
Jack for so long, u didnt even know how to do the fringerprint shit, please, when you asked for the fingerprint, give him that piece of paper he puts his fingerprint and match the two fingerprint with the MOA Identity record, i was frustrated about it at the last series and you still make the same mistake now, please hope you noticed this, glory greatest arstotzka proud
Anybody else smash their head against their screen whenever he works with fingerprints
35:55 “i determine how bad people are by the size of their head” POOR SWEET BABY MARKIMOO!!!!
All this time and Jack still doesn’t realize that there’s a second finger print paper you check against
Dear Vlogger I know that's so upsetting to watch
Yeah...
It really frustrates me not understanding how he can’t see it 😂
He did it last time he played through, he must’ve forgot
It is driving me nuts, every time!!
when you hand them the fingerprint paper, you need to compare the fingerprints they give back to the record
like so jack can see
This is driving me insane. He just completely ingnores the slip that they hand back every time this happens.
@@mjdragonmaster6559 yes. omfg
@@mjdragonmaster6559 I know, it frustrates me every time, I even told him that in a previous video.
@@rvki if it's his *2nd* time playing the game then he should know how to check if the fingerprints are right
WE HAVE TO LIKE THIS COMMENT
"Its crazy, one day he's your dad.. the next day, he's in jail."
I had to take a breather, not gonna lie. One day about 7 or 8 years ago my dad went to work and I stayed up all night then passed out at about 8 am waiting for him. Later on after I woke up I found out he was in jail.
OMG I'M SO SORRY!!! sending lots of love your way!!!😢😢😢💗💗💗
@@percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 thank you and it's okay now I guess but that just kinda hit me yknow?
@@rivettcerulli3638 Yeah I can understand that. I just wanted to let u know you're cared about💟💟💟 (This probably won't mean much coming from a stranger though)
@@percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 thank you 🖤🖤🖤
@@rivettcerulli3638 No problem anytime💟
"I could not come until now"
Jack: "Im about to come all over ur passport."
Killed me. 😂
"I am able to give son crayons because I shot man today"
Me too
your welcome for the like amount
garbage child
Saaaaaame!
CRAYOLA
relatable
Jack: "What is purpose of travel"
"Only to visit"
Jack: "only to visit in transit for couple of days"
...jack no....
This was the worst one for sure
I know this is two years old... but Jack not seeing the second set of fingerprints just... breaks me
He didn't even need the second set of fingerprints once the ID supplement starts showing up. It's so rough seeing the fingerprint papers on his desk and he doesn't notice.
Aaaaagreeeeeed
Random person:has a mispell with date
Jack:DETAINED
Random person: has bomb
Jack:ok leave
Random person:is a criminal
Jack:ok you can go in
Phish let them take their homemade bombs back home and figure out how to get them thru next time Jack!
Thats jacksepticeye for ya
Why does he do that
@@kingfish3303 for content
*duh*
@@iamkestrel i mean, he gets money for detains. Is there a specific reason?
Man: *weights 3kg more*
Jack: cant wait to deny you
Man; *actually just fat*
Jack; wait this never happened before
Is sad story. My wife very bad cook, but she get angry if I don't eat.
*surprised pikachu*
BAHAHAHAHAAAAA ☠️
What he says: “I’m so glad I get to replay this section!”
What he means: “I’m so glad I touched mysterious white powder and accidentally killed myself!”
56:45 Jack said No you isn't girl I know you ain't come in here to live wit yo husband because I denied you
Did anyone else notice the random, like one frame long, FLASHES of the title screen?
eclpise moon Ye
So it wasn't just me? That's a relief.
Glad it wasn't just me then.
He has another monitor open with the cheat sheet, so when he mouses over there you see the title screen lmao
Thank gosh, thought I was goin crazy
"i'll need to check your fingerprints"
-has both sets of fingerprints
-compares the picture and the name
James Carter I was really pissed and laughing at that at the same time mostly triggered though
Thanks for this cause I always noticed this too
i scream at him everytime he misses that HE HAS TO PICK UP THE FINGER PRINTS FROM THE DESK AND COMPARE THEM
the amount of times he has done this has pissed me off more than enough at this point
he is just...jack
The constant breif flashes of the Arstotska emblem keeps catching me off guard
8:50 Jack: I'm about to come ALL OVER YOUR PASSPORT
Me: *spits out drink*
Us: Find something wrong...
Jack: OK your all set to gooo
Us: *screaming at the screens* Nooooo
Yes I can relate
That is like me, 10 times every episode... XD
The Purple Emu me too
Yes i do that
I agree
Jack: I am good at this game.
Jack: *doesnt check the fingerprints of the person and fingerprints of the machine
deniz-usta Gedik honestly i cant blame him
for overlooking stuff but sometimes it rly triggers me 😂
@@crazygamerz4life436 but the thing is, he NEVER does it. that's no longer a simple oversight
I don't think he realizes they are separate documents even when he puts one on top of the other.
it literally hurts to watch him get citations over something that simple
Hello gaster blaster
”Careful there Madeline, I can still deny your old decrypted ass”
LMAO still my favourite line.
I know this is super late, but btw that word is spelled decrepit.
30:00 I used to be an inspector like you,then I took a computer to the knee
COMPARE THE FINGER PRINTS THE TAKE, THEY'RE ON THE TABLE!!!😢😂😂
Sometimes i wonder how dumb jack can be
Ik he like.. knew how to do it before but then forgot?
He just doesn't want to bc he can usually instantly deny them
@@freefall9577 that's.. not true.
@@Light-gp4mp he says it in the vid
Jack: allright imma do this efficiently!
Jack:
Puts key
Literally
As far
As
POSSIBLE
from
Keyhole
seems legit
This Let’s Play is one of my favorites Jack has ever done. Because: 1) it’s hilarious and his commentary is always amazing. 2) I feel like his ADHD got the better of him a lot with so much going on, and I’ve never felt more seen. People don’t understand how impossible it is to remember “simple” things you’ve done a million times under pressure or trying to do too much at once. I’ve had to text my boss an embarrassing amount of times to ask for the combination code to the med cabinet at work, despite having worked there for years. Your brain just blanks completely, and the more you try to grasp it, the further your memory seems to get. Seeing Sean forget what to do with the fingerprints when he’s frazzled was honestly so genuine. As much as I hate that Jack gets ridiculed in the comments for it, I’m glad he lets us see this side of him. It makes all of us Neuro-Spicey people feel good that even badasses like Sean lose to ADHD brain sometimes🤣
15:15 who else was screaming at the screen when he put the key in 20 times 😲
I was like:Jack you idiot
Person with incorrect passport
Jack: *DETAIN*
Person with literal bomb vest
Jack: "Yeah ok just go away"
You genuinely made me laugh. Just wanted you to know your comment made my night a little better. 😊
its common sense
Jack, some tips.
1. There's a lever at the side of the sliding door that you can pull to open/shut it.
2. When someone has different weight, but when you do the search and they come back clear, let them through. It just means that they have lost/gained weight
3. When their photo/description is not matching, match the fingerprints from the thing the MOA sends you, the ID supplement and the fingerprints that the person gives to you (it is on the table. Remember you give them a slip of paper? Yeah. Then you take it back and compare fingerprints)
4. When you see the car pull up, open the sliding door and remove anything on the wall that shouldn't be there
5. Burn any EZIC gifts
how do you burn them
@@b.a.mstudios7156 On some of the days, Exiz will give you a gift of 1000 dollars, and there is a burn option. But for the smaller gifts, like 20 dollars, you can't burn them.
also stop denying your family food and heat! that’s why your son is sick all the time 😂
nice profile pic
If someone has bad information, just deny and reason, you don’t have to press further.
Sincerely,
-guy who got 3 citations the entire game.
45:18
Me: **Yelling at jack** "DON'T LET HIM THROUGH, HE IS A CLEAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!-
Jack: **Lets him in**
Me: "Seriously?!?"
The 3rd criminal is actually his twin
4 years later and it’s still amazingly funny 😂
Son “Dad…I’m starving. I have the flu, and I am freezing…”
Jack: “Crayola 👹”
Jack: i need to look out for the order
the order: entry plz?
Jack: DETAINED!
Terrorists: entry plz?
Jack: Glory Greatest!
LOLOLOLOLOL
The Order really sucks at forging their papers.
JESUS, I didn't know this comment even had 2 likes xD omg
No innocents entry plz
Jack detained
Terrorists entry plz
Jack GLORY GRESTEST
Jack, the number of people you detain carries over to the next day. Keep detaining!
That's what keeps yelling in my head
DABTAINED
Sean: *Loves detaining people*
Also Sean: *Lets several people with actual bombs strapped to them walk away free*
🤦♀️
I was yelling this
Exactly!! I get so stressed out when he does not take every opportunity to detain
My favorite part about the “reason for denial” stamp is that so many people treat it like an extra step but in reality have unnecessarily been doing all the requisite steps anyway beforehand. Like, prior to this, if someone shows up and doesn’t give you a required document, you can deny them outright. If they have any visible discrepancy, you can just deny them without question and blast through applicants for the first 17 days, like easily get to 15 on every day without an attack
45:30 Jack: “AHHH FUUU-“
Ad: *let me introduce myself…*
jack: "i have the eyes of a mongoose, ears of a hawk"
me, three minutes later: "wait-"
Then later on he said eyes of a mongoose and ears of a spider
I was just saying that what he was saying about his eye sight and hearing changed
Misspelling on passport
DETAINED
Carrying bombs on back
Okay just leave
I was looking for a comment like that 😂
What did the lesbian teacher say to her students? Uranus
@@saeedshekhaldin272 This hurt to read
He still gets paid if he detains them though! He only gets the bonus if he gets 2 people detained but he doesn’t lose money and ITS SO ANNOYING WHEN HE TURNS THEM AWAY
@@saeedshekhaldin272I think I lost 50 % of my brain cells
"Let me search your itty bitty tiny ditty"
And that is how Sean got placed on a watchlist
"I used to be an inspector like you... Then I took a bomb to the knee"
Jack when he actually has a son
"Dad can I have crayons for my birthday?"
Jack: Not unless I shoot a guy
Jack:maybe i should only detain people for contraband or if they are a criminal
Also jack:your passport is expired?
*DETAINED*
Also also Jack: *person has drugs* ehh im not gonna detain you because i wont be able to get another person detained so, no money
Also also also jack: *person covered in bombs* I’m just gonna deny you, get outta here!
i love the part where he detains people with wrong passports, but not the person with an explosive taped to their back
I have never heard an Irish person do a sassy girl impression with the best american accent. what the fack, jack
Jack: "I am the BEST"
*Immediately waits for citation*
love it
4:12 one letter of the city is wrong.
Jack:DETAINED
6:53 two people with contraband and bomb.
Jack:NOT DETAINED
He a reason for it
Valse documents is worth detaining while people with Bomba arent xD
@@Strawberryfreak i know it doesn't make any sense
8:31 it blinks for just a millisecond to the logo
39:12 That is the worst stamping job he has ever done lmao
someone: I'm visiting for a few days
Passport: work
Jack:DETAINED
also jack: you guys have bombs? out!
terrorists: not detain...?
Jack: Out!
Discrepency detected:
Lack of punctuation, incorrect capitalization.
*DETAINED*
B
Old Jack: Panics when the press person shows up and let's him through when he shouldn't.
Present Jack: The exact same thing.
That gets me so fucking angy, both times I was screaming "THEY DON'T HAVE THE MINIMUM DOCUMENTS ITS IN THE RULES WTF MAN"
Ignacioo Droppelmann “angy” lol
Eliott Lally bruh I'm angy at you for that one
Old jack : “everyone is saying to take these off the walls that I’ll get in trouble when I have them up”
Present jack : leaves them up and is genuinely surprised when he gets in trouble for it.
@@DomoTheDoom RIGHT?? He seriously has the memory of a goldfish.
Inspector:let her in she’s my sister
Jack:maybe that’s his wife
Sweat Alabama
53:45 and just for that, I am liking this video
Sean: OK I need to be ready with the gun
Sean: covers key with papers
Boi
Edit: damn Boi 530 likes thx
Martin _595 Agreed
Jack : (Forged documents) Detained!!!
Also Jack : (Passenger with bomb or gun) Just go, i only need detain 2 people...
Logic the thing that doesn't exist
It doesn't even work like that, right? It counts how many detains over like 2-3 days?
36:38 we all cried as little potato man was detained
I love how Jack feels so sentimental towards Mr Potato Man but immediately detains him when he gets the opportunity.
42:04
"Aww, Arstotzka hero!"
Subtitles: "Horse that's gay."
Jack: I want to touch the powder.
Me having just seen the first play through: DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER.
So jack you match the fingerprints the person gives you to the ones the M.O.A give you to know if they are allowed in
Like so Jack can see
csmicwlf 99 reeeeee
glad i wasn't the only one screaming at this
YES!
I feel like he's getting worse
The fact that he didn't check the fingerprints bothered me so much, it was still a fun video though
It says “Your son’s birthday is tomorrow” and the next day is the day of my birthday.
*what does this mean, game*
I need my damn crayolas, Jack.
" one day he's your dad, one day he's in jail"
Jack PLEASE stop reminding me of my dysfunctional family.
woman: *looks completely different from passport photo*
jack: yeah, i think your fine *approves*
communist this made me SO ANGERED
5:35 is what you mean, right?
I just typed that
diamondminer69 no 5:28
Daniel Lewis thats the same thing I was talking about *Einstein*
Jack: *obtains fingerprints*
Also Jack: *doesn’t compare fingerprints*
Me - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
He hasn’t played this game in 17 years
I love rewatching this series every time, never gets old
FR
Him ignoring the fingerprint slip and the flickering are driving me nuts
Jack, before the Inspector comes in the booth there is a lever to pull up the shades manually so you can take down the “unofficial” poster and drawing.
I think he's programmed to know anyway, so that might not do anything
Thank you for saying this haha I really hope he sees this😂
no hes not programmed to do that
@@fishyfishy6675 have you played?
Guessingguy no, no he's not.
Someone who gained weight: exists
Sean: Mom Please pick me up I'm scared
End Gamer lmao😂
Who else is screaming at jack for not cross matching the finger prints
Passport spelling error: DETAIN!
litteral bomb: sure, denied, walk past the crowd again
Jack to Son: " *I am able to give you Crayolas because I shot man today* "
Son: (Tom face)
Is this a meme without making a meme? 😮
Me: pikachu face
i think this tom is the one that’s reading the newspaper
No contraband in glory Artotska
I check bum for cocaine
*Random Guy:* (enters booth)
*Jack:* You look like a bad person.
*Random Guy:* :’(
Sapphire Moon the next person is criminal doesn’t look weird
Jack: you look cool welcome
Your gay
14:24
Jack: I need to be ready
Also Jack: *Immediately places ID supplement on key*