SHOULD I TRUST THEM? | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 3

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 років тому +19632

    *DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER*
    Immediately touches powder....

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 5 років тому +7784

    "Is drugs!"
    * minutes after being detained
    "Is okay. Drugs are bad. Not good for kids."
    Why is Jorji so wholesome

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 років тому +325

      Jorji is hecking legendary

    • @Kaixcs_
      @Kaixcs_ 5 років тому +24

      Omg Ikr😂

    • @turanic
      @turanic 5 років тому +17

      agreed 100%

    • @graphixity
      @graphixity 5 років тому +12

      Time stamp?

    • @johnox2226
      @johnox2226 5 років тому +23

      Graphixity 38:14

  • @dubo2769
    @dubo2769 5 років тому +3947

    Jack: Let me see your fingerprints to see if you are who you're claiming to be.
    Also Jack: *Doesn't compare fingerprints*

    • @flowerzoni
      @flowerzoni 4 роки тому +310

      THAT WAS SO INFURIATING

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 4 роки тому +159

      I burst a blood vessel in rage because of this

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 3 роки тому +8

      Ya like train’s?

    • @benc3269
      @benc3269 3 роки тому +97

      3 eps in and it triggers me when he DOESNT TAKE THE FINGERPRINTS FRON THE PERSON

    • @fluffles_the_wolf2442
      @fluffles_the_wolf2442 3 роки тому +48

      IKR I HAVE BEEN INTERNAL YELLING AT HIM FOR IT

  • @lilboogie9812
    @lilboogie9812 3 роки тому +3198

    Imagine opening up a box of crayons for your birthday and your dad says "I shot a man for those"

  • @nataliawilmowicz8866
    @nataliawilmowicz8866 3 роки тому +2436

    Second playthrough, 3rd part and Jack still doesn’t know there are printed fingerprints from system AND those on paper you gave them so you need to compare them😅

    • @jihyo1fan842
      @jihyo1fan842 3 роки тому +5

      Helloooo army!!

    • @john_titor1
      @john_titor1 3 роки тому +58

      technically, his 3rd playthrough. He did half of one on stream before starting this one.

    • @Lilith_love19
      @Lilith_love19 3 роки тому +1

      Army💜💜💜💜💜

    • @krystalkossen9111
      @krystalkossen9111 3 роки тому +86

      I die a little each time it happens lol

    • @vincentmartineau2006
      @vincentmartineau2006 3 роки тому +60

      Kind of annoying, you even see them HAND IT BACK

  • @popcorn7434
    @popcorn7434 5 років тому +4889

    Son:daddy we need food and heat please we might die
    Jack: *Crayola take it or leave it*

    • @elementneon
      @elementneon 3 роки тому +106

      *Makes son sick on his birthday by taking away both food and heat*

    • @connormac4401
      @connormac4401 3 роки тому +52

      just eat these crayons, should be fine

    • @DYZ_971
      @DYZ_971 3 роки тому +56

      Atstotska so great you no need food to live in house.

    • @B00SOSP00KY
      @B00SOSP00KY 3 роки тому +16

      Its either your life or the crayons

    • @jaywhite6173
      @jaywhite6173 3 роки тому +1

      Oko

  • @PunMaster1001
    @PunMaster1001 5 років тому +1554

    48:58 "Oh shit I can't take it down!"
    Me: **Stares at the lever for a good few seconds**

  • @miss.emaline
    @miss.emaline 4 роки тому +1401

    When your son draws you a picture: glory greatest *father* proud

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 3 роки тому +876

    The fact that he let the reporter through in both play throughs with no documents causes me psychological pain

    • @sally675
      @sally675 3 роки тому +61

      It kills me every time he does something absolutely stupid

    • @MsScarletwings
      @MsScarletwings 3 роки тому +96

      @@sally675 it’s actually a lose-lose whatever you decide. The reporter was a legit journalist with an international press pass. If you deny them, they write a scathing piece about the “iron border” and Arstotzka’s entry bias. If you let them through, they instead write about the border as if it’s frail. Other than the citation and one newspaper headline, this choice actually has no other effect on story or gameplay.

    • @strawberrymilkshake2789
      @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +3

      @@MsScarletwings What if you kill them with the powder?

    • @Felix048
      @Felix048 3 роки тому +2

      @@strawberrymilkshake2789 Powder is not even available in Day 18

    • @lucassanchez9978
      @lucassanchez9978 3 роки тому

      @@Felix048 yeah it is

  • @boyyladd
    @boyyladd 5 років тому +1898

    "why are you coming here?"
    "visit"
    Jack: "transit for 2 days? sounds good!"

  • @mistyforest1611
    @mistyforest1611 5 років тому +2034

    Bad guy :sets bomb on counter
    Me:”very cute but I need your passport.”

  • @charlottenathan4214
    @charlottenathan4214 4 роки тому +669

    jack: detains people for having an expired passport
    also jack: finds a suicide bomber and say "imma neglect her"

  • @cooldude626
    @cooldude626 3 роки тому +293

    Jack: MY MONGOOSE EYES!
    His mongoose eyes: -👄-

  • @haileyharris8124
    @haileyharris8124 5 років тому +1517

    Jack. Listen. When you take the fingerprints.
    They give you their real fingerprints as well.
    And you match them up

    • @goldenrush257
      @goldenrush257 5 років тому +114

      He played this game so much and he still doesn't realize they give you their fingerprints as well...

    • @thelonelylump4015
      @thelonelylump4015 5 років тому +38

      FuZe Orion
      He hasn’t noticed this since he first played it

    • @evansmith1682
      @evansmith1682 5 років тому +63

      I’m like screaming that to the screen lol

    • @davidhonfi2683
      @davidhonfi2683 5 років тому +56

      The amount of time I have spent screaming at the fucking screen cuz of this....

    • @adamn7409
      @adamn7409 5 років тому +13

      The Lonely Lump he did notice it during his first playthrough though

  • @thatblueseed7992
    @thatblueseed7992 5 років тому +2146

    dear jack:
    GET THE FINGERPRINT PAPER FROM THE APPLICANT GOSHDARNIT 😢

    • @Spilled_Pizza
      @Spilled_Pizza 4 роки тому +108

      I WANTED TO YELL AT HIM SO BAD

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 4 роки тому +36

      I was screaming into my phone

    • @pickleslayer3381
      @pickleslayer3381 4 роки тому +4

      Can you explain what he did wrong?

    • @pickleslayer3381
      @pickleslayer3381 4 роки тому +3

      @@Spilled_Pizza What did he do?

    • @Spilled_Pizza
      @Spilled_Pizza 4 роки тому +63

      Goblin Slayer whenever he takes a persons fingerprints, he receives a printed doc of their fingerprints, and the person also gives them fresh fingerprints to make sure they aren’t lying about their identity, but he NEVER PICKS UP THE FINGERPRINTS

  • @masonkennedy8089
    @masonkennedy8089 3 роки тому +156

    Jorji has great characterisation, he’s very much a realist and does not hold it against anyone. He is flawed and knows it, and so does not blame others for his shortcomings but commends them on their perception. He is truly the greatest man to live.

  • @quiet_moon24
    @quiet_moon24 3 роки тому +98

    I love how even in the game it shows their relationship with Jorji. Because when they are detained you say "wait here jorji.." but you never say that to anyone else 😭😭😭

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 5 років тому +1703

    Two people: *have bombs*
    Jack: Ok you can go.
    Criminal: *arrives*
    Jack: Welcome! Did you see the picture my son drew?

    • @anastasiaklimashevskaya3298
      @anastasiaklimashevskaya3298 5 років тому +45

      i cringed so hard when he let him in xD

    • @mark-fr9se
      @mark-fr9se 5 років тому +4

      I just said bro bro brooooo! XD

    • @phoenixmurphy5248
      @phoenixmurphy5248 5 років тому +7

      Like ya know when you got your child's drawing you lose your mind ig

    • @youraveragejoe65
      @youraveragejoe65 5 років тому +1

      @@anastasiaklimashevskaya3298 bro ur name is like the ones in the game 😂

    • @anastasiaklimashevskaya3298
      @anastasiaklimashevskaya3298 5 років тому +6

      @@youraveragejoe65 dammit you got me. i'm secretly from Glory Greatest

  • @bakedbeans6939
    @bakedbeans6939 5 років тому +4292

    Jack: *Detains for incorrect passport details*
    Also Jack: *Doesn’t detain for having contraband and a bomb*

    • @dragonqueen6607
      @dragonqueen6607 5 років тому +13

      Omg lol

    • @ileanagheorghisor
      @ileanagheorghisor 5 років тому +56

      It's so frustrating 😭😭😭

    • @Christian-eo1zb
      @Christian-eo1zb 5 років тому +145

      i lose my mind ever time he uses his bullshit logic to not detain people. Its like the most frustrating thing ever

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 5 років тому +27

      Christian it’s just a game lad

    • @couchpotato4928
      @couchpotato4928 5 років тому +7

      Pavel Trigub nothing....nothing is a game...NOTHING!!!!

  • @tiernanemke2379
    @tiernanemke2379 3 роки тому +69

    Jack: "Everything seems good."
    Also Jack: circles the discrepancy with his mouse

  • @sooble28
    @sooble28 3 роки тому +311

    Jack: Please no citation!
    The computer that could do his job: Haha citation go brrrrrrrr

  • @chgjake2230
    @chgjake2230 5 років тому +3095

    passport has a misspelled word. "DETAINED!!!!!"
    7:20 literally has a bomb strapped to their back. "denied. please exit to (my left i guess)"

    • @norsko9344
      @norsko9344 4 роки тому +2

      General Kawasaki 😂😂😂

    • @shunlife2388
      @shunlife2388 4 роки тому +7

      No, isn’t it to their left?

    • @hedgelad712
      @hedgelad712 4 роки тому +24

      Jack clearly can't see that his left and the person he's interrogating's left are both different.

    • @Eh-cv5tt
      @Eh-cv5tt 3 роки тому +13

      If they exit to their left, they would be going to the accepted side. It's their right, not left.

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 3 роки тому +2

      how the hell did this turn into a thread XD

  • @KPTelevision
    @KPTelevision 5 років тому +693

    26:30 LOOK AT THE FINGERPRINTS THE PERSON GIVES YOU AND COMPARE THEM WITH THAT OFFICIAL COPY

    • @mandoa2116
      @mandoa2116 5 років тому +47

      Its literally driving me insane he doesn't do this.

    • @blackhart101
      @blackhart101 5 років тому +13

      I freaking scream at the screen for him to do it 😠😠😠

    • @hudlee352
      @hudlee352 5 років тому +9

      It drove me insane

    • @griffin4556
      @griffin4556 5 років тому +5

      This made me lose my mind

    • @CFTazG7
      @CFTazG7 5 років тому +4

      I WAS SO MAD WHEN HE IGNORED IT.

  • @romansbusinessaccount9166
    @romansbusinessaccount9166 4 роки тому +177

    Jack: Everyone’s cold sick and hungry that’s great.
    Stalin: Not bad kid

    • @tiaanvanrensburg1032
      @tiaanvanrensburg1032 3 роки тому +2

      Avo The Cado why is your name literally the funniest thing I’ve ever read

  • @CazuhLynn
    @CazuhLynn 3 роки тому +51

    Jack: receives a mysterious envelope with a goddamn skull on it and the note "Do not to touch the powder"
    Also Jack: *I wanna touch the powder*

  • @tinkant5210
    @tinkant5210 5 років тому +4659

    *Jack trying to use 3 braincells to see if the yellow key is for the yellow keyhole or the silver one*

    • @hung-yenhoang1462
      @hung-yenhoang1462 5 років тому +132

      those what are you doing moments

    • @SapphireMoon
      @SapphireMoon 5 років тому +396

      *Developers:* Let's make the keys and gun cases color-coded so the player doesn't get confused.
      *Jack:*

    • @DoomRater
      @DoomRater 5 років тому +19

      Is his color blindedness getting in the way?

    • @kerriluka4537
      @kerriluka4537 5 років тому +32

      @@chanteljahoo7025 The issue with Red-Green is that blues / purples / reds can appear brown or yellow-ish, due to missing the blue / red element of the color.

    • @ryansabot1661
      @ryansabot1661 5 років тому +7

      That hurt to watch

  • @maeve3207
    @maeve3207 5 років тому +762

    The saddest story.
    “Wait here Jorji.”
    “Is ok I understand”

    • @dragonduke5872
      @dragonduke5872 5 років тому +27

      Keoni V I think it’s good that he is like I understand you are just doing his job

    • @starfiring
      @starfiring 5 років тому +41

      What is that your hiding?
      Is drugs!

    • @darkamagumo716
      @darkamagumo716 5 років тому +8

      @@starfiring you know instead of doing this you could've just edited your comment

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 5 років тому

      @@darkamagumo716 lol

    • @polaroiiid253
      @polaroiiid253 5 років тому

      @@noahsan92 I did :'(

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 3 роки тому +60

    *Someone brings bomb*
    Jack: Your passport is denied.
    *Someone has an expired ID*
    Jack: DETAINED

  • @casillastan8719
    @casillastan8719 3 роки тому +40

    “I bought you expensive crayon set because I shot man today”
    ~ Jack, 2019

  • @sharkzrcool
    @sharkzrcool 5 років тому +562

    Detains person for having incorrect information on papers.
    Just denies person for carrying bombs.

  • @masterofnothing4776
    @masterofnothing4776 5 років тому +480

    Jack: Detains two people for having incorrect documents.
    Also Jack: Let's two people with bombs just walk away.

    • @danieldeleon8111
      @danieldeleon8111 5 років тому +1

      Master of Mischief

    • @dattani53
      @dattani53 5 років тому

      Dude seriously why would you do that , that's soo stupid

    • @ladonnahoward6522
      @ladonnahoward6522 5 років тому

      Y9y

    • @explicitboyo6157
      @explicitboyo6157 5 років тому

      actually i think one of them was drugs

    • @Kaiwen-xw9gc
      @Kaiwen-xw9gc 5 років тому +2

      Jack for so long, u didnt even know how to do the fringerprint shit, please, when you asked for the fingerprint, give him that piece of paper he puts his fingerprint and match the two fingerprint with the MOA Identity record, i was frustrated about it at the last series and you still make the same mistake now, please hope you noticed this, glory greatest arstotzka proud

  • @valhalla_2943
    @valhalla_2943 3 роки тому +85

    Anybody else smash their head against their screen whenever he works with fingerprints

  • @casperriee
    @casperriee 4 роки тому +12

    35:55 “i determine how bad people are by the size of their head” POOR SWEET BABY MARKIMOO!!!!

  • @greenbeantm1096
    @greenbeantm1096 5 років тому +588

    All this time and Jack still doesn’t realize that there’s a second finger print paper you check against

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 5 років тому +49

      Dear Vlogger I know that's so upsetting to watch

    • @salt8202
      @salt8202 5 років тому +13

      Yeah...

    • @imogenparris9986
      @imogenparris9986 5 років тому +32

      It really frustrates me not understanding how he can’t see it 😂

    • @tw1nn319
      @tw1nn319 5 років тому +17

      He did it last time he played through, he must’ve forgot

    • @Yibz
      @Yibz 5 років тому +7

      It is driving me nuts, every time!!

  • @lukewal99
    @lukewal99 5 років тому +702

    when you hand them the fingerprint paper, you need to compare the fingerprints they give back to the record
    like so jack can see

    • @mjdragonmaster6559
      @mjdragonmaster6559 5 років тому +54

      This is driving me insane. He just completely ingnores the slip that they hand back every time this happens.

    • @fallensyndicate2626
      @fallensyndicate2626 5 років тому +7

      @@mjdragonmaster6559 yes. omfg

    • @jorienwachukwu466
      @jorienwachukwu466 5 років тому +2

      @@mjdragonmaster6559 I know, it frustrates me every time, I even told him that in a previous video.

    • @shiggy3695
      @shiggy3695 5 років тому +11

      @@rvki if it's his *2nd* time playing the game then he should know how to check if the fingerprints are right

    • @tricktroll142
      @tricktroll142 5 років тому +1

      WE HAVE TO LIKE THIS COMMENT

  • @rivettcerulli3638
    @rivettcerulli3638 4 роки тому +190

    "Its crazy, one day he's your dad.. the next day, he's in jail."
    I had to take a breather, not gonna lie. One day about 7 or 8 years ago my dad went to work and I stayed up all night then passed out at about 8 am waiting for him. Later on after I woke up I found out he was in jail.

    • @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835
      @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 3 роки тому +23

      OMG I'M SO SORRY!!! sending lots of love your way!!!😢😢😢💗💗💗

    • @rivettcerulli3638
      @rivettcerulli3638 3 роки тому +15

      @@percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 thank you and it's okay now I guess but that just kinda hit me yknow?

    • @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835
      @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 3 роки тому +13

      @@rivettcerulli3638 Yeah I can understand that. I just wanted to let u know you're cared about💟💟💟 (This probably won't mean much coming from a stranger though)

    • @rivettcerulli3638
      @rivettcerulli3638 3 роки тому +5

      @@percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 thank you 🖤🖤🖤

    • @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835
      @percyjacksonfangirl4ever835 3 роки тому +5

      @@rivettcerulli3638 No problem anytime💟

  • @kennethwise4678
    @kennethwise4678 3 роки тому +115

    "I could not come until now"
    Jack: "Im about to come all over ur passport."
    Killed me. 😂

  • @gabi-yi1we
    @gabi-yi1we 5 років тому +500

    "I am able to give son crayons because I shot man today"
    Me too

  • @syntaxerror606
    @syntaxerror606 3 роки тому +32

    Jack: "What is purpose of travel"
    "Only to visit"
    Jack: "only to visit in transit for couple of days"
    ...jack no....

  • @OneFloofyBooper
    @OneFloofyBooper 3 роки тому +16

    I know this is two years old... but Jack not seeing the second set of fingerprints just... breaks me

    • @Rikrobat
      @Rikrobat 3 роки тому +3

      He didn't even need the second set of fingerprints once the ID supplement starts showing up. It's so rough seeing the fingerprint papers on his desk and he doesn't notice.

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 3 роки тому +1

      Aaaaagreeeeeed

  • @jonthegamerplays4833
    @jonthegamerplays4833 5 років тому +698

    Random person:has a mispell with date
    Jack:DETAINED
    Random person: has bomb
    Jack:ok leave
    Random person:is a criminal
    Jack:ok you can go in

    • @samdolan09
      @samdolan09 5 років тому +5

      Phish let them take their homemade bombs back home and figure out how to get them thru next time Jack!

    • @stopdropandtroll1702
      @stopdropandtroll1702 5 років тому +4

      Thats jacksepticeye for ya

    • @kingfish3303
      @kingfish3303 5 років тому +2

      Why does he do that

    • @iamkestrel
      @iamkestrel 5 років тому +2

      @@kingfish3303 for content
      *duh*

    • @kingfish3303
      @kingfish3303 5 років тому +2

      @@iamkestrel i mean, he gets money for detains. Is there a specific reason?

  • @sinisterquestionmarkinacti2801
    @sinisterquestionmarkinacti2801 5 років тому +326

    Man: *weights 3kg more*
    Jack: cant wait to deny you
    Man; *actually just fat*
    Jack; wait this never happened before

  • @bubblyluv95
    @bubblyluv95 4 роки тому +41

    What he says: “I’m so glad I get to replay this section!”
    What he means: “I’m so glad I touched mysterious white powder and accidentally killed myself!”

  • @stevenmaslinski1413
    @stevenmaslinski1413 4 роки тому +7

    56:45 Jack said No you isn't girl I know you ain't come in here to live wit yo husband because I denied you

  • @eclpisemoon2005
    @eclpisemoon2005 5 років тому +1370

    Did anyone else notice the random, like one frame long, FLASHES of the title screen?

    • @pogpoptarts
      @pogpoptarts 5 років тому +11

      eclpise moon Ye

    • @katiemitchell3021
      @katiemitchell3021 5 років тому +91

      So it wasn't just me? That's a relief.

    • @magemaster772
      @magemaster772 5 років тому +29

      Glad it wasn't just me then.

    • @rolanad.607
      @rolanad.607 5 років тому +127

      He has another monitor open with the cheat sheet, so when he mouses over there you see the title screen lmao

    • @chaotic_300
      @chaotic_300 5 років тому +36

      Thank gosh, thought I was goin crazy

  • @jamescarter9221
    @jamescarter9221 5 років тому +502

    "i'll need to check your fingerprints"
    -has both sets of fingerprints
    -compares the picture and the name

    • @zomnkeythebloodthirsty
      @zomnkeythebloodthirsty 5 років тому +30

      James Carter I was really pissed and laughing at that at the same time mostly triggered though

    • @francescospagnolo5379
      @francescospagnolo5379 5 років тому +1

      Thanks for this cause I always noticed this too

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 років тому +19

      i scream at him everytime he misses that HE HAS TO PICK UP THE FINGER PRINTS FROM THE DESK AND COMPARE THEM

    • @KrissRacing
      @KrissRacing 5 років тому +14

      the amount of times he has done this has pissed me off more than enough at this point

    • @lucianmihai6179
      @lucianmihai6179 5 років тому

      he is just...jack

  • @minkeyandzomble6206
    @minkeyandzomble6206 2 роки тому +5

    The constant breif flashes of the Arstotska emblem keeps catching me off guard

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 3 роки тому +9

    8:50 Jack: I'm about to come ALL OVER YOUR PASSPORT
    Me: *spits out drink*

  • @sansitashriv148
    @sansitashriv148 5 років тому +767

    Us: Find something wrong...
    Jack: OK your all set to gooo
    Us: *screaming at the screens* Nooooo

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 5 років тому +600

    Jack: I am good at this game.
    Jack: *doesnt check the fingerprints of the person and fingerprints of the machine

    • @crazygamerz4life436
      @crazygamerz4life436 5 років тому +13

      deniz-usta Gedik honestly i cant blame him
      for overlooking stuff but sometimes it rly triggers me 😂

    • @siggiarabi
      @siggiarabi 5 років тому +27

      @@crazygamerz4life436 but the thing is, he NEVER does it. that's no longer a simple oversight

    • @skamikazeko
      @skamikazeko 5 років тому +21

      I don't think he realizes they are separate documents even when he puts one on top of the other.

    • @solshroom
      @solshroom 5 років тому +18

      it literally hurts to watch him get citations over something that simple

    • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
      @mr.beefyboidoody3539 5 років тому +2

      Hello gaster blaster

  • @RuinQueenTv
    @RuinQueenTv 4 роки тому +38

    ”Careful there Madeline, I can still deny your old decrypted ass”
    LMAO still my favourite line.

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 3 роки тому +3

      I know this is super late, but btw that word is spelled decrepit.

  • @people9426
    @people9426 3 роки тому +11

    30:00 I used to be an inspector like you,then I took a computer to the knee

  • @donjoncherrywon
    @donjoncherrywon 5 років тому +450

    COMPARE THE FINGER PRINTS THE TAKE, THEY'RE ON THE TABLE!!!😢😂😂

    • @eywaaaaa299
      @eywaaaaa299 5 років тому +27

      Sometimes i wonder how dumb jack can be

    • @Light-gp4mp
      @Light-gp4mp 5 років тому +24

      Ik he like.. knew how to do it before but then forgot?

    • @freefall9577
      @freefall9577 5 років тому +3

      He just doesn't want to bc he can usually instantly deny them

    • @Light-gp4mp
      @Light-gp4mp 5 років тому +9

      @@freefall9577 that's.. not true.

    • @freefall9577
      @freefall9577 5 років тому

      @@Light-gp4mp he says it in the vid

  • @daanmollema6366
    @daanmollema6366 5 років тому +518

    Jack: allright imma do this efficiently!
    Jack:
    Puts key
    Literally
    As far
    As
    POSSIBLE
    from
    Keyhole

  • @InfernalPanda
    @InfernalPanda Рік тому +4

    This Let’s Play is one of my favorites Jack has ever done. Because: 1) it’s hilarious and his commentary is always amazing. 2) I feel like his ADHD got the better of him a lot with so much going on, and I’ve never felt more seen. People don’t understand how impossible it is to remember “simple” things you’ve done a million times under pressure or trying to do too much at once. I’ve had to text my boss an embarrassing amount of times to ask for the combination code to the med cabinet at work, despite having worked there for years. Your brain just blanks completely, and the more you try to grasp it, the further your memory seems to get. Seeing Sean forget what to do with the fingerprints when he’s frazzled was honestly so genuine. As much as I hate that Jack gets ridiculed in the comments for it, I’m glad he lets us see this side of him. It makes all of us Neuro-Spicey people feel good that even badasses like Sean lose to ADHD brain sometimes🤣

  • @prannyboi9264
    @prannyboi9264 4 роки тому +15

    15:15 who else was screaming at the screen when he put the key in 20 times 😲

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 5 років тому +378

    Person with incorrect passport
    Jack: *DETAIN*
    Person with literal bomb vest
    Jack: "Yeah ok just go away"

    • @nicoleb.6618
      @nicoleb.6618 5 років тому +11

      You genuinely made me laugh. Just wanted you to know your comment made my night a little better. 😊

    • @griffin4556
      @griffin4556 5 років тому +2

      its common sense

  • @rhiannn3416
    @rhiannn3416 5 років тому +3384

    Jack, some tips.
    1. There's a lever at the side of the sliding door that you can pull to open/shut it.
    2. When someone has different weight, but when you do the search and they come back clear, let them through. It just means that they have lost/gained weight
    3. When their photo/description is not matching, match the fingerprints from the thing the MOA sends you, the ID supplement and the fingerprints that the person gives to you (it is on the table. Remember you give them a slip of paper? Yeah. Then you take it back and compare fingerprints)
    4. When you see the car pull up, open the sliding door and remove anything on the wall that shouldn't be there
    5. Burn any EZIC gifts

    • @b.a.mstudios7156
      @b.a.mstudios7156 4 роки тому +33

      how do you burn them

    • @rhiannn3416
      @rhiannn3416 4 роки тому +145

      @@b.a.mstudios7156 On some of the days, Exiz will give you a gift of 1000 dollars, and there is a burn option. But for the smaller gifts, like 20 dollars, you can't burn them.

    • @Caro-hh8wk
      @Caro-hh8wk 4 роки тому +45

      also stop denying your family food and heat! that’s why your son is sick all the time 😂

    • @holo_is_life7022
      @holo_is_life7022 4 роки тому +3

      nice profile pic

    • @abrahamlincoln8748
      @abrahamlincoln8748 4 роки тому +108

      If someone has bad information, just deny and reason, you don’t have to press further.
      Sincerely,
      -guy who got 3 citations the entire game.

  • @whywereulookingforaname5056
    @whywereulookingforaname5056 4 роки тому +31

    45:18
    Me: **Yelling at jack** "DON'T LET HIM THROUGH, HE IS A CLEAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!-
    Jack: **Lets him in**
    Me: "Seriously?!?"

  • @peppinospaghetti11
    @peppinospaghetti11 10 місяців тому +4

    4 years later and it’s still amazingly funny 😂
    Son “Dad…I’m starving. I have the flu, and I am freezing…”
    Jack: “Crayola 👹”

  • @Brendito1
    @Brendito1 5 років тому +800

    Jack: i need to look out for the order
    the order: entry plz?
    Jack: DETAINED!
    Terrorists: entry plz?
    Jack: Glory Greatest!

    • @lucvader_1
      @lucvader_1 5 років тому +3

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @ghostgirl818
      @ghostgirl818 4 роки тому +15

      The Order really sucks at forging their papers.

    • @Brendito1
      @Brendito1 4 роки тому

      JESUS, I didn't know this comment even had 2 likes xD omg

    • @justdjkekenfgk
      @justdjkekenfgk 4 роки тому +2

      No innocents entry plz
      Jack detained
      Terrorists entry plz
      Jack GLORY GRESTEST

  • @lauraeisenschenk9386
    @lauraeisenschenk9386 5 років тому +554

    Jack, the number of people you detain carries over to the next day. Keep detaining!

    • @terifictaylor1076
      @terifictaylor1076 5 років тому +4

      That's what keeps yelling in my head

    • @abbyluck
      @abbyluck 5 років тому

      DABTAINED

    • @emschy
      @emschy 5 років тому +12

      Sean: *Loves detaining people*
      Also Sean: *Lets several people with actual bombs strapped to them walk away free*
      🤦‍♀️

    • @delvaryofex
      @delvaryofex 5 років тому

      I was yelling this

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 5 років тому

      Exactly!! I get so stressed out when he does not take every opportunity to detain

  • @choicebarrelscrotes2732
    @choicebarrelscrotes2732 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite part about the “reason for denial” stamp is that so many people treat it like an extra step but in reality have unnecessarily been doing all the requisite steps anyway beforehand. Like, prior to this, if someone shows up and doesn’t give you a required document, you can deny them outright. If they have any visible discrepancy, you can just deny them without question and blast through applicants for the first 17 days, like easily get to 15 on every day without an attack

  • @ravendemo4980
    @ravendemo4980 2 роки тому +3

    45:30 Jack: “AHHH FUUU-“
    Ad: *let me introduce myself…*

  • @rybcaged
    @rybcaged 5 років тому +529

    jack: "i have the eyes of a mongoose, ears of a hawk"
    me, three minutes later: "wait-"

    • @myotonic1231
      @myotonic1231 5 років тому +24

      Then later on he said eyes of a mongoose and ears of a spider

    • @myotonic1231
      @myotonic1231 5 років тому +2

      I was just saying that what he was saying about his eye sight and hearing changed

  • @quinn799
    @quinn799 5 років тому +474

    Misspelling on passport
    DETAINED
    Carrying bombs on back
    Okay just leave

    • @derszatan6109
      @derszatan6109 5 років тому +11

      I was looking for a comment like that 😂

    • @saeedshekhaldin272
      @saeedshekhaldin272 5 років тому +1

      What did the lesbian teacher say to her students? Uranus

    • @aslightlydisappointingsala8708
      @aslightlydisappointingsala8708 5 років тому +1

      @@saeedshekhaldin272 This hurt to read

    • @libsybum3591
      @libsybum3591 5 років тому +2

      He still gets paid if he detains them though! He only gets the bonus if he gets 2 people detained but he doesn’t lose money and ITS SO ANNOYING WHEN HE TURNS THEM AWAY

    • @taiamaimorgan7127
      @taiamaimorgan7127 5 років тому

      @@saeedshekhaldin272I think I lost 50 % of my brain cells

  • @Minto8384
    @Minto8384 4 роки тому +7

    "Let me search your itty bitty tiny ditty"
    And that is how Sean got placed on a watchlist

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 3 роки тому +7

    "I used to be an inspector like you... Then I took a bomb to the knee"

  • @awsomebluedragon1536
    @awsomebluedragon1536 5 років тому +301

    Jack when he actually has a son
    "Dad can I have crayons for my birthday?"
    Jack: Not unless I shoot a guy

  • @embrax1787
    @embrax1787 5 років тому +490

    Jack:maybe i should only detain people for contraband or if they are a criminal
    Also jack:your passport is expired?
    *DETAINED*

    • @boopydoopy8483
      @boopydoopy8483 5 років тому +16

      Also also Jack: *person has drugs* ehh im not gonna detain you because i wont be able to get another person detained so, no money

    • @AyeItsMe2
      @AyeItsMe2 5 років тому +10

      Also also also jack: *person covered in bombs* I’m just gonna deny you, get outta here!

  • @biloxikid1291
    @biloxikid1291 2 роки тому +2

    i love the part where he detains people with wrong passports, but not the person with an explosive taped to their back

  • @fayejazzainelim1304
    @fayejazzainelim1304 3 роки тому +10

    I have never heard an Irish person do a sassy girl impression with the best american accent. what the fack, jack

  • @charityweeks9449
    @charityweeks9449 5 років тому +438

    Jack: "I am the BEST"
    *Immediately waits for citation*

  • @klausjack8731
    @klausjack8731 5 років тому +137

    4:12 one letter of the city is wrong.
    Jack:DETAINED
    6:53 two people with contraband and bomb.
    Jack:NOT DETAINED

    • @chaoswalker1073
      @chaoswalker1073 5 років тому +3

      He a reason for it

    • @Strawberryfreak
      @Strawberryfreak 5 років тому +1

      Valse documents is worth detaining while people with Bomba arent xD

    • @hunterm5678
      @hunterm5678 5 років тому

      @@Strawberryfreak i know it doesn't make any sense

  • @soup-flavored-soup6613
    @soup-flavored-soup6613 3 роки тому +2

    8:31 it blinks for just a millisecond to the logo

  • @dragonbot1291
    @dragonbot1291 Рік тому +2

    39:12 That is the worst stamping job he has ever done lmao

  • @Osdarto
    @Osdarto 5 років тому +470

    someone: I'm visiting for a few days
    Passport: work
    Jack:DETAINED

    • @arthurhillesheim342
      @arthurhillesheim342 5 років тому +20

      also jack: you guys have bombs? out!
      terrorists: not detain...?
      Jack: Out!

    • @strawberrybrite712
      @strawberrybrite712 5 років тому +11

      Discrepency detected:
      Lack of punctuation, incorrect capitalization.
      *DETAINED*

    • @bluecobalt665
      @bluecobalt665 5 років тому +1

      B

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 5 років тому +1109

    Old Jack: Panics when the press person shows up and let's him through when he shouldn't.
    Present Jack: The exact same thing.

    • @nachongo722
      @nachongo722 4 роки тому +46

      That gets me so fucking angy, both times I was screaming "THEY DON'T HAVE THE MINIMUM DOCUMENTS ITS IN THE RULES WTF MAN"

    • @KaiLally9009
      @KaiLally9009 4 роки тому +13

      Ignacioo Droppelmann “angy” lol

    • @yyznoname7453
      @yyznoname7453 4 роки тому +1

      Eliott Lally bruh I'm angy at you for that one

    • @DomoTheDoom
      @DomoTheDoom 4 роки тому +15

      Old jack : “everyone is saying to take these off the walls that I’ll get in trouble when I have them up”
      Present jack : leaves them up and is genuinely surprised when he gets in trouble for it.

    • @elementneon
      @elementneon 3 роки тому +4

      @@DomoTheDoom RIGHT?? He seriously has the memory of a goldfish.

  • @people9426
    @people9426 3 роки тому +14

    Inspector:let her in she’s my sister
    Jack:maybe that’s his wife
    Sweat Alabama

  • @mylesmackbee4120
    @mylesmackbee4120 3 роки тому +3

    53:45 and just for that, I am liking this video

  • @ReeConnecT
    @ReeConnecT 5 років тому +533

    Sean: OK I need to be ready with the gun
    Sean: covers key with papers
    Boi
    Edit: damn Boi 530 likes thx

  • @ajisaputra-nii6279
    @ajisaputra-nii6279 5 років тому +216

    Jack : (Forged documents) Detained!!!
    Also Jack : (Passenger with bomb or gun) Just go, i only need detain 2 people...

    • @youngweisser3
      @youngweisser3 5 років тому +1

      Logic the thing that doesn't exist

    • @PureRushXevus
      @PureRushXevus 5 років тому

      It doesn't even work like that, right? It counts how many detains over like 2-3 days?

  • @cymikgaming1266
    @cymikgaming1266 Рік тому +2

    36:38 we all cried as little potato man was detained

  • @ZerosiiniFIN
    @ZerosiiniFIN 3 роки тому +6

    I love how Jack feels so sentimental towards Mr Potato Man but immediately detains him when he gets the opportunity.

  • @nitrous69
    @nitrous69 2 роки тому +2

    42:04
    "Aww, Arstotzka hero!"
    Subtitles: "Horse that's gay."

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 3 роки тому +3

    Jack: I want to touch the powder.
    Me having just seen the first play through: DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER.

  • @csmicwlf996
    @csmicwlf996 5 років тому +936

    So jack you match the fingerprints the person gives you to the ones the M.O.A give you to know if they are allowed in
    Like so Jack can see

  • @mesprit700
    @mesprit700 3 роки тому +13

    It says “Your son’s birthday is tomorrow” and the next day is the day of my birthday.
    *what does this mean, game*

    • @mesprit700
      @mesprit700 3 роки тому +8

      I need my damn crayolas, Jack.

  • @MunchyMcCrunchy
    @MunchyMcCrunchy 3 роки тому +4

    " one day he's your dad, one day he's in jail"
    Jack PLEASE stop reminding me of my dysfunctional family.

  • @communist2192
    @communist2192 5 років тому +668

    woman: *looks completely different from passport photo*
    jack: yeah, i think your fine *approves*

    • @slightlybutteredshoes8922
      @slightlybutteredshoes8922 5 років тому +2

      communist this made me SO ANGERED

    • @qr1907
      @qr1907 5 років тому +1

      5:35 is what you mean, right?

    • @daniellewis8895
      @daniellewis8895 5 років тому +1

      I just typed that

    • @daniellewis8895
      @daniellewis8895 5 років тому

      diamondminer69 no 5:28

    • @qr1907
      @qr1907 5 років тому

      Daniel Lewis thats the same thing I was talking about *Einstein*

  • @rhettboy1
    @rhettboy1 5 років тому +276

    Jack: *obtains fingerprints*
    Also Jack: *doesn’t compare fingerprints*

  • @midnitejmpr9429
    @midnitejmpr9429 3 роки тому +3

    I love rewatching this series every time, never gets old

  • @cruz3608
    @cruz3608 3 роки тому +4

    Him ignoring the fingerprint slip and the flickering are driving me nuts

  • @michiko2003
    @michiko2003 5 років тому +447

    Jack, before the Inspector comes in the booth there is a lever to pull up the shades manually so you can take down the “unofficial” poster and drawing.

    • @guessingguy7865
      @guessingguy7865 5 років тому

      I think he's programmed to know anyway, so that might not do anything

    • @miaellison2469
      @miaellison2469 5 років тому

      Thank you for saying this haha I really hope he sees this😂

    • @fishyfishy6675
      @fishyfishy6675 5 років тому +2

      no hes not programmed to do that

    • @thezen9
      @thezen9 5 років тому

      @@fishyfishy6675 have you played?

    • @joggy1357
      @joggy1357 5 років тому +2

      Guessingguy no, no he's not.

  • @basedonwhat7094
    @basedonwhat7094 5 років тому +454

    Someone who gained weight: exists
    Sean: Mom Please pick me up I'm scared

  • @vincalus4230
    @vincalus4230 3 роки тому +6

    Who else is screaming at jack for not cross matching the finger prints

  • @jeffreytenthije
    @jeffreytenthije 3 роки тому +3

    Passport spelling error: DETAIN!
    litteral bomb: sure, denied, walk past the crowd again

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 5 років тому +1045

    Jack to Son: " *I am able to give you Crayolas because I shot man today* "
    Son: (Tom face)

    • @xgnmetric4800
      @xgnmetric4800 5 років тому +9

      Is this a meme without making a meme? 😮

    • @sugarmochi9251
      @sugarmochi9251 5 років тому +10

      Me: pikachu face

    • @mercury3222
      @mercury3222 5 років тому +7

      i think this tom is the one that’s reading the newspaper

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 4 роки тому +1

      No contraband in glory Artotska

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 4 роки тому +1

      I check bum for cocaine

  • @SapphireMoon
    @SapphireMoon 5 років тому +422

    *Random Guy:* (enters booth)
    *Jack:* You look like a bad person.
    *Random Guy:* :’(

  • @rawsyrup62
    @rawsyrup62 3 роки тому +2

    14:24
    Jack: I need to be ready
    Also Jack: *Immediately places ID supplement on key*