“Boss always on your case? Girlfriend won’t stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact you spent half your goddamn col on it? Have you considered… *Murder?*”
Just that segment.@@lightning_knight3636 Friend: Gosh i really hate my neighbor. they are such an a-hole! Me:(soundboard) "Have you considered, Murder?"
@@iaxacs3801 What I like about that theory is just that he runs with it even into the real world when he's chatting with Kirito, he's just like, "Yeah, I respond to that name, now, too, what of it??"
Honestly? No! I’m just making a big deal out of minor inconvenience, because I need to vent about the multi-headed DICK HYDRA that is now my LIFE, and I know that you’re a good enough person to take it in stride!!! 🤣🤣🤣 same Kirito, same. I fucking love this show 🤣
I like to think it boosts morale among my men Does that really work? I think the results speak for themselves (Groaning) Why is he our leader? Let’s recall him! 🤣 I fucking love how they managed to turn a one-episode plot device who’s only purpose in life was to die, forcing Kirito to reveal his Unique Skill into a fully fledged side-character with his own unique identity and semi-endearing personality quirks 🤣
Think my favorite has to be the "There's no need to wonder where your god is. He's right here. And hes fresh out of mercy." The way he ends that is perfect.
That’s tied for first place for me with “A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give.”
Wonderful list. However, it's missing my favorite line from Kirito: "Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give. The friggin heat-death of the universe could not-"
Up, up, up, cool your jets there Skippy. There’s more to it than that. First of all the item won’t work 3 days after death, and since you just spent the last SEVEN hours making me consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon, I’d say you got your work cut out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I believe i made myself clear about my number of fucks, and willingness to give them 🤣 Izzy(Kiritos VA) is a fucking god among men with lines like that, I swear to Kirito 🤣
"A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give" is such an insanely verbose way of saying "I don't care" and I love it so much
Most definitely! Now, when I rewatch the original series (which I do often) I almost expect to hear Abridged Kirito’s voice…. Yes, I love original SAO, especially Aincrad arc, but also LOVE abridged! Was so happy when ep. 17 was released! Looking forward to more! Can’t wait for Phantom Bullet sequence
@@tonyradford5577ain't gonna, judge you, as nostalgia and etc, but in civilized chats, saying that sao is good is a social suicide. You'll be eaten alive by everyone around you.
Definitely worth a rewatch. There's a lot of subtle humor I SOMEHOW missed in the first few rewatches lol. I think I've rewatches them every other year or so. If I ever put on SAO, it's background noise and I love Bryce Papenbrook but his voice just throws me off 😆😆
That’s an effective way to relay bad news actually. The joke of “there’s no good news” afterwards will definitely lighten the mood if only a little bit. Imma start using that from now on.
I once used the “you may call me Tiffany” intro word for word to introduce myself to my friends new friend over Xbox party, and do not regret it one bit
“You mean would i slam a baby into another baby to test its durability, no thats not something i would typically do” that is my favourite quote from the abridged series 😂😂😂😂 6:18
@@Succulentquartera fan-made version of the show. Its the same storyline (given that they want to re-use the animation for the majority of the story) but change the caracther's personality to make it different. Usually its also shorter. As for this specific abridged series, it started as a parody, but now its just a better version of the original show
My personla favorite is : "Ya hear that, Asuna? "Meat Toboggan." Try gettin' THAT image out of your head. Gripping his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake: "Why...?"
I mean, you probably look better than "Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt. Like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a moldy jack o'lantern some frat guy barfed in then smashed against his head, thinking it was a beer can and immediately regretted every life decision he ever made." To finish the story, "Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!" "Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."
@@zedover9000 I never expected my comment would have 198 likes but now that you mention it it would be cool if they met in a special just imagine the banter
"That sword was my baby! Would you do that? Would you do that to someone else's baby?!" *"You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would typically do."*
I love the exchange “I want half” “excuse me what?” “I did half the work i should get half the coat” “its not fabric i can cut in half its a bunch of ones and zeros” “fine then give me the ones” “FUCK YOU I WANT THE ONES” 😭😭😭😭
My favorite part this is when the voice actors for the Abridged series read chapter 16.5 on live stream to fund raise. They literally read what happens next. I think the stream is still up on their channel.
In the Christmas episode, "save the women and children!" "Yeah use them as shields!", "MY NAME IS KLEIN" and "if you need to jump, jump!" have been in my head DAILY for years. Outside of UA-cam, no one ever understands lol ETA- and omg how could I forget from episode 4: deep hero voice: "🌹 are you unharmed, milady?🌹" 😂😂😂
"I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on without me. Letting your only child suffer in silence and isolation." *pouts* "Also, you ruined my joke." Kirito: *horrified stare* Viewers: *horrified stare*
IMO both original and abridged are great and this is probably the best abridged series (yes even better than TFS and Little Kuribo) because no one really feels super offended here. This abridged series managed to make everyone laugh at the same time. Very creative with putting a twist on the protagonist too, not just making them dumb or whatever...
I see a lot of people commenting their own favorite lines, complaining that they weren't included, but I think that really speaks to the quality of a show SWE managed to create. Every other line is comedy gold, and it's impossible to list every funny line or quote without essentially reuploading the entirety of the series.
This series is so full of quotables, and I love all of them! But I think my favorite is "Aw, that's adorable, you think they're a threat! Tell you what, wait right here, the show's about to start; careful though, the first 3 rows are a 🎵 Splash Zone 🎵!"
Okay sooooo don fluffels is a literally a cat right. Because the mirros changed everyyone to their real selves. So someone put a nerve gear on their cat Edit side note.. That cat became a council member of the 1st ranked guild. In a death game. Well it's a cat so duh
It also became the head of a mafia and led a somewhat successful rebellion against the leader of said first ranked guild, that cat is unironically smarter than 99% of the people in that death game
I love that: the zero and one argument proves they are perfect for each other, the commander knows Asuna so well he can correctly predict she was psychotic enough to try and set him on fire and the part with his and Tiffany's friendship
I've watched rhis series so many times that i immediately know the entire scene in my head after seeing the start of a clip, so I feel like I've just watched the entire series on shuffle.
Kirito: "Don Fluffles, you son of a bitch. How are you still alive?! I saw you go over that cliff. No one could've survived that fall!" Don Fluffles: "Did you forget that cats have 9 lives?" Kirito: "You sly bastard... I would've never thought of that."
I love this series so much. It’s rare you get a show with so many quotable lines, and the comedy just holds super well. Like yeah some of the jokes from the early episodes are a bit dated now, but they’re still funny. Also just the writing, editing, voice acting, etc. is all super good and the care put into it is evident. I hope, a decade from now, that they’re still makin it cause I’ll still be watching (if they still enjoy making it and stuff then anyway).
*"Fuck you, I want the 1's"* really got me
Average divorce disputes be like
It's so nonsensical, and petty, and in character
It really shows just how compatible they are 😂
it got me when he said 'just open your menu' xD
"Keep it petty"
“Fuck you, I want the 1s” is perfect for SAO Kirito. Not in a million years would he have cared unless it deprives somebody else of what they want
Between the 1 and the 0 of course he want the 1. It's higher.
@crash-testproductions9341 no because in coding 00 is equalivent as 1 and 01 is 2. So it's literally because Asuna wanted it he said no
@@SuperSayianWarrior 00 is 0, 01 is 2, 10 is 2, lol
unless you meant indexing
Well.......and why he (or someone else) should care about what others want? If someone want 1st place he just should pute more effort than Kirito.
i put the "Have you considered, Murder?" on my Soundboard
and also "Go for the eyes papa!"
@@oddeofreq [distantly] THANK YOU SWEETIE! 🤣
“Boss always on your case? Girlfriend won’t stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact you spent half your goddamn col on it? Have you considered… *Murder?*”
The whole thing or just that segment?
Just that segment.@@lightning_knight3636
Friend: Gosh i really hate my neighbor. they are such an a-hole!
Me:(soundboard) "Have you considered, Murder?"
The second part of the Tiffany bit is what makes it so much better. "Shouldn't be, it's a woman's name" is a gem
"That's aauuuhh, a very masculine name"
"Shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
"Yeah, I don't know how to speak to you"
It is a very good exchange.
@@gokbay3057..."Good! Then you can shut up and listen."
I still love the theory it was his wife's account and he got mega karmad for trying to play it before her
@@iaxacs3801 What I like about that theory is just that he runs with it even into the real world when he's chatting with Kirito, he's just like, "Yeah, I respond to that name, now, too, what of it??"
@@iaxacs3801in the light novel it’s revealed that it IS in fact his wife’s name and that he logged in to set up the game for her and got trapped
“Go for the eyes papa that is their weak point”
Kirito “THANK YOU SWEETIE”
legit thought he responded with screeches this whole time
@@spaghetiman1936I mean, he is screeching those words
"YOU'RE WELCOME, I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP" Always gets me 😂
Me too! One of my favorite rants in the whole show 🤣
i heard this as i saw your comment lol
Honestly? No! I’m just making a big deal out of minor inconvenience, because I need to vent about the multi-headed DICK HYDRA that is now my LIFE, and I know that you’re a good enough person to take it in stride!!! 🤣🤣🤣 same Kirito, same. I fucking love this show 🤣
Such aggressive wholesome positivity.
The delivery on that one was perfect.
"We don't know the meaning of the word surrender"
*"But we're willing to learn!"*
"My men do not even know the meaning of the word surrender."
"But we're willing to learn!"
@@olafgurke4699"Men surround it and hit it tell it dies"
I forgot about that line, its so good
I like to think it boosts morale among my men
Does that really work?
I think the results speak for themselves
(Groaning)
Why is he our leader? Let’s recall him!
🤣
I fucking love how they managed to turn a one-episode plot device who’s only purpose in life was to die, forcing Kirito to reveal his Unique Skill into a fully fledged side-character with his own unique identity and semi-endearing personality quirks 🤣
Me when it gets too busy at work:
Ngl, i unapologetically use the "multiply by cancer" line far more than i should in my day to day life.
Same, been using it for years lmao
Same. It's pure genius😂
Ahh cancer2
@@jarlathquinn2628 cancer squared.
Probably my second most quoted thing, next to "burn it burn it burn it" (devil is in a ment) which I quote on an hourly basis
Think my favorite has to be the "There's no need to wonder where your god is. He's right here. And hes fresh out of mercy." The way he ends that is perfect.
Whimpering cries
That’s tied for first place for me with
“A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give.”
@@RSorkin This was hella extra and it sent me seeing it the first time. Absolute gold.
Ouuu another one of your famous theories! Tell ya what, I’ll give you first shot. See how that goes!
Boss, I think this might be a trap…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whimpering afterwards nailed it for me lmao
Wonderful list. However, it's missing my favorite line from Kirito: "Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give. The friggin heat-death of the universe could not-"
Up, up, up, cool your jets there Skippy. There’s more to it than that. First of all the item won’t work 3 days after death, and since you just spent the last SEVEN hours making me consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon, I’d say you got your work cut out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe i made myself clear about my number of fucks, and willingness to give them 🤣
Izzy(Kiritos VA) is a fucking god among men with lines like that, I swear to Kirito 🤣
"A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give" is such an insanely verbose way of saying "I don't care" and I love it so much
My favorite quote from everything ever
@@brandonhughes4076i am pretty sure that's just the HATE speech from I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream
@@thatboyakira4202 One of the best monologues in written history, love IHNMAIMS
“Kirito that mans not wearing pants😭”
thats one of my favorites!
"at least the fish are still here for me [fish pleasuring noises]"
@@DyslecticAttackfrom hopefully a dead fish 😂
@@willmac1880 considering the noises it made in the episode, I highly doubt it was perished.
@@DyslecticAttackyeah
That "All Right!!!" after he says "my wife punches me during sex..." I'm dead...
Bro it's the "aight, that's what I'm talking about!" kind of "okay" and it makes it so much worse XD
The enthusiasm she has while saying it, while thinking "holy fuck... dude are you good?"
@@carna-9501 yeah she put some stank on it for sure.
So I'm not alone lol
Do you think she remembers being told that when she learns that's her brother?
"My first thought was: "why would a ghost use a teleport crystal?" My second thought was: "Oh Shit, window." SHIT!"
who else thinks the abridged version is better than the original? i almost feel like watching it again
Most definitely! Now, when I rewatch the original series (which I do often) I almost expect to hear Abridged Kirito’s voice…. Yes, I love original SAO, especially Aincrad arc, but also LOVE abridged! Was so happy when ep. 17 was released! Looking forward to more! Can’t wait for Phantom Bullet sequence
Ok so it's not just me
What do you mean almost?
@@tonyradford5577ain't gonna, judge you, as nostalgia and etc, but in civilized chats, saying that sao is good is a social suicide. You'll be eaten alive by everyone around you.
Definitely worth a rewatch. There's a lot of subtle humor I SOMEHOW missed in the first few rewatches lol. I think I've rewatches them every other year or so.
If I ever put on SAO, it's background noise and I love Bryce Papenbrook but his voice just throws me off 😆😆
“The power of love is bullshit. The power of swords and violence? That’s where the money is”
Finally, a character I can relate to
I always quote "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we're in debt to the mob! Also there's no good news"
The bandits are coming! Yea exactly
That’s an effective way to relay bad news actually. The joke of “there’s no good news” afterwards will definitely lighten the mood if only a little bit.
Imma start using that from now on.
“Sooo you gonna put your sword away?” “Shit you can see that?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite moment
💀💀💀
Ngl this scene was a mood
"You put a knife in my face! I'd say this is an adequate amount of drama!"
"Just push the damn Button!"
"oh please, it's not like it's the first time I've done that."
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!"
One of my personal favourites that lives rent free in my head is when Asuna says "At least I _pretend_ to care about people!"
Yeah- Wait "pretend"?
"My Sandwich... It was so innocent"
Is a personal favorite of mine to quote
I quote this on a monthly basis, confuses the hell out of my parents who have yet to watch this masterpiece lol
We must save my family is so iconic he put the same clip twice
Gary!
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 GARY?! Where?! I’ll kill him, I’ll fucking kill him!!!
Always remember to jump, JUMP!
@@MajorOutage It's not a good tutorial.
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 Winners don't do drugs. Except steroids! In which case, take lot's of drugs!
I once used the “you may call me Tiffany” intro word for word to introduce myself to my friends new friend over Xbox party, and do not regret it one bit
I'm actually tempted to do it
So will I
@@The-Dragonborn1 do it
@@liampetersen3297 do it
why is english not my country's main languish i want to try that to
“You mean would i slam a baby into another baby to test its durability, no thats not something i would typically do” that is my favourite quote from the abridged series 😂😂😂😂 6:18
What exactly is an abridged series.
@@Succulentquartera fan-made version of the show. Its the same storyline (given that they want to re-use the animation for the majority of the story) but change the caracther's personality to make it different. Usually its also shorter.
As for this specific abridged series, it started as a parody, but now its just a better version of the original show
which isnt that hard to do
My personla favorite is : "Ya hear that, Asuna? "Meat Toboggan." Try gettin' THAT image out of your head. Gripping his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake: "Why...?"
OH GOD
Worked this into my DND game because I had to and it really made my players question my sanity
@@leafandrylyhaha lol sounds fun
@@leafandrylyhaha lol sounds fun
"its the deepest youll ever be in a woman"
jesus christ i had forgotten about that banger of a line
The best part is Kirito calling her out while having sex.
"I'm getting real tired of your first year psych student bullshit." Will always be a favorite
@@Aevum13th and then he proceeded to get utterly destroyed by the power of vengeance
aka asuna
I love when Gary teleports out while saying
We must save my family!
The look on his face and the way he says it cracks me up every time.
"I'm 26."
Sh-t, I'm older than that guy.
I was thinking the same thing...
“Soooo!”
I am turning 26 next week....
I mean, you probably look better than "Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt. Like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a moldy jack o'lantern some frat guy barfed in then smashed against his head, thinking it was a beer can and immediately regretted every life decision he ever made."
To finish the story,
"Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!"
"Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."
🤣
Kirito: "Oh impressive you can frighten players that slimes are intimidating".
Rimuru: "am I a joke to you".
Edit: terrifying
Dude, talk about a wicked hilarious crossover if abridged kirito ever met rimuru.
@@zedover9000 I never expected my comment would have 198 likes but now that you mention it it would be cool if they met in a special just imagine the banter
Yes
Yes.
The way Yu says "also you ruined my joke" gets me every time. Its just so perfect
Yui explaining irony is probably my most favorite scene 😆
"You want to take this outside kid?! I'll throw down with an 8 year old, I don't give a FUCK!!" - Honestly one of the best lines in anything.
@@Hydraclone8 minutes ago, cool
@@Hydraclone Touch her and I kill Thinker myself 🤬
I literally own a mike drop yui with the definition of irony shirt.
"I wish we had a tiny mic so she could drop it"
Out of all these amazing lines... " I WOULD LIKE TO BUY OEN CHILD PLEASE" is the most S tier of em all imo
MA'AM WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOUR ORPHANAGE
I read this as the line played.
"That sword was my baby! Would you do that? Would you do that to someone else's baby?!"
*"You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would typically do."*
I love the exchange “I want half” “excuse me what?” “I did half the work i should get half the coat” “its not fabric i can cut in half its a bunch of ones and zeros” “fine then give me the ones” “FUCK YOU I WANT THE ONES” 😭😭😭😭
"Have you considered.... murder?" is my friends text tone and it gets them in trouble all the time
4:58 Probably my favorite moment.
The distant, “THANK YOU SWEETIE!!”
“You see, I equipped this awesome new mountaineering equipment called PANTS”
I’m sorry but ep 9 I think is the one where asuna straight up says “so we doing this or what?” Has to be my fav
Followed by Kiritos tea kettle noises 😂
I know right every guys reaction when he sees his girlfriend undress for the first time, and he not expecting it, oh college those were the days
My favorite part this is when the voice actors for the Abridged series read chapter 16.5 on live stream to fund raise. They literally read what happens next. I think the stream is still up on their channel.
"Bad things aren't Funny when they happen to daddy... oh Mommy's fair game go for the throat" x)
“Don’t you dare mock me that way!”
“Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests!”
In the Christmas episode, "save the women and children!" "Yeah use them as shields!", "MY NAME IS KLEIN" and "if you need to jump, jump!" have been in my head DAILY for years. Outside of UA-cam, no one ever understands lol
ETA- and omg how could I forget from episode 4: deep hero voice: "🌹 are you unharmed, milady?🌹" 😂😂😂
"Winners don't do drugs. Unless it's steroids, in which case, use LOTS OF DRUGS!"
“W-what?”
“I said could you stop staring at me? It’s creepy!”
@@jadenfavor1288 my brother can imitate his voice and says this allll the time 😂
8:44 this is the best of all. kirito gets genuily angry when reminded he is,efectively,not batman
My favorite quote is Asuna threatening fairy king what's his name. It always makes me happy
Same
I will add your screams to my gosh darn SPOTIFY and mount your head on a FUDGING PIKE
Kirito would be proud
Oberon
@@Jellybeanthecat743It rhymes with moron.
Kirito's VA shouted so much that his voice box was never the same...
"Boss, a thought occurs. This guy thought he was going to fight Laughing Coffin and he still went in alone with a little girl."
I still love the little detail of everyone’s pupils shrinking when Kirito starts killing Gary where even they are freaked the hell out 😂
Everyone except Asuna. #Foreshadowing
I love the movie references between Kayaba and Kirito
“Go ahead. Make. My. Day.”
The parody is still better than the actual show.
Yeah I agree
The bar wasn't very high, but darn they olimpically surpassed it
Missing from this list: "FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!"
" he makes up for with decades of experience!"
"I'm 26"
The older i get the funnier this joke is while hurting more and more
"Maybe we can group up and uh hit it till it dies!" That is a quote I have been referencing for something like ten years now... God I'm old....
I've been referencing it for a long time
1:34 I'VE MADE THIS QUOTE AND FORGOT WHERE IT WAS FROM AND SOMEONE GASLITE ME INTO THINKING I MADE IT UP
The delivery of the lines is really what sends me over the edge even all these years later.
Classic
0:42 still one of the most scary promises i've ever heard
9:50 "shit you can see that!?" is the best line
"My wife punches me during sex"
I-
I could see that.
7:04 I love how you can hear Asuna putting down the teacup
new hc that Asuna made up her mind to fuck him because he called her stupid and she wants to have the last word
"I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on without me. Letting your only child suffer in silence and isolation."
*pouts*
"Also, you ruined my joke."
Kirito: *horrified stare*
Viewers: *horrified stare*
Close second favourite is Asuna's line about Heathcliff turning women into trophies without magic xD
I laughed instead
“My second thought was, oh sh$t window” sounded like something I’d hear a friend over headset say before dying in game. 😂 8:45
This abridged series is the best as it elevates its series to a whole new level.
IMO both original and abridged are great and this is probably the best abridged series (yes even better than TFS and Little Kuribo) because no one really feels super offended here. This abridged series managed to make everyone laugh at the same time. Very creative with putting a twist on the protagonist too, not just making them dumb or whatever...
I see a lot of people commenting their own favorite lines, complaining that they weren't included, but I think that really speaks to the quality of a show SWE managed to create. Every other line is comedy gold, and it's impossible to list every funny line or quote without essentially reuploading the entirety of the series.
The captions are my favorite “Kirito squeals like a velociraptor”
4:42 I love this part Asuna is a gem
My favorite line is: “knowing him, it may very well be both.”
I NEED a girl like Asuna!
"Why are your pants still on!? Are we doing this or what?"
This series is a masterpiece
"Are you sure people are ok with me being over this late, it has kinda dubious implications"
"Why Are your pants still on?"
🤣
"Take the most horrific, awful thing you can think of and multiply it by cancer" took me OUT
6:57 this is a great bit “Why are your pants still on? We doing this or what?🤷🏼♀️”
*scream of "What is happening and how!?"*
3:05
Because really, how else are you supposed to react to a line like _that?_
_Tiffany was the first thing I thought of when I read the title to this. I was not dissappointed._
This series is so full of quotables, and I love all of them! But I think my favorite is "Aw, that's adorable, you think they're a threat! Tell you what, wait right here, the show's about to start; careful though, the first 3 rows are a 🎵 Splash Zone 🎵!"
Personally I love the rant about how people are terrible when kirito fights the goat demon. It's quality
0:16 he's a cat
“My first thought was ‘why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?’. My second thought was, ‘Oh shit, Window.’”
One of my favorites
Okay sooooo don fluffels is a literally a cat right.
Because the mirros changed everyyone to their real selves.
So someone put a nerve gear on their cat
Edit side note..
That cat became a council member of the 1st ranked guild. In a death game.
Well it's a cat so duh
It also became the head of a mafia and led a somewhat successful rebellion against the leader of said first ranked guild, that cat is unironically smarter than 99% of the people in that death game
You could say he has an animal's survival instincts
You do know cats are the murder gods of the world, right? Cats kill more than diseases.
The SAO abridged series has influenced my humor more than I could ever even imagine
I love that: the zero and one argument proves they are perfect for each other, the commander knows Asuna so well he can correctly predict she was psychotic enough to try and set him on fire and the part with his and Tiffany's friendship
Fully expected Heathcliff to start a tournament for the fate of Sao for some unknown reason
That would be a hard -cell- sell 😉
@@Rin-vh9so I don't know have you seen his jawline 😆
my favorite is when heathcliff is goin off ab video game development. hilarious
4:24 I have been on both sides of this situation
"Thank you! I treasure our friendship!"
Something that I, unironically, want to say to someone, in that tone of voice.
God I have drank too much.
Favorite lines
-"Alright mem, form up and-EVERYAN FOR HIMSELF!!!"
-"whyre your pants still on? We doing this or what."
Honestly I just love the edit on the 2 background dudes eyes at 7:48 ish
"Hey Gaaary..."
8:57 I cant bro 💀
Better quote was just 10sec later on the first clip "OK, I don't know how to talk to you. " "Good, then you can shut up and listen!" ❤
I just noticed the Ace Attorney music playing 8:50 under the deduction scene 😭 how did that go over my head the first time??
"I did half the work, i should gte half the qoute" . While a silly request, but I ask, where is the lie here?
6:52 this one sent me
"Take the most Horrific,Awful thing you can think of and multiply it by Cancer" caught me by surprise 😂😂😂
I've watched rhis series so many times that i immediately know the entire scene in my head after seeing the start of a clip, so I feel like I've just watched the entire series on shuffle.
“Don’t be stupid dumbass…” how I talk to my customers
"My first thought was; Why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?
My second thought was; Oh, sh!t. Window."
Kirito: "Don Fluffles, you son of a bitch. How are you still alive?! I saw you go over that cliff. No one could've survived that fall!"
Don Fluffles: "Did you forget that cats have 9 lives?"
Kirito: "You sly bastard... I would've never thought of that."
'The power of love is bullshit,power of swords and violence, thats where the moneys at!"
I'm sorry but that put me six feet under right there.
He’s not wrong though
@@kingsolarblade4854 no he is not, not by a long shot
I love this series so much. It’s rare you get a show with so many quotable lines, and the comedy just holds super well. Like yeah some of the jokes from the early episodes are a bit dated now, but they’re still funny. Also just the writing, editing, voice acting, etc. is all super good and the care put into it is evident. I hope, a decade from now, that they’re still makin it cause I’ll still be watching (if they still enjoy making it and stuff then anyway).
“What makes the food S-Tier- OOOOOOHHHHH MY GOOOOOOODDDD-“ is one of my favs, though I don’t have the exact phrase memorized
The part where agil introduces himself cracked me and the power of love is bs 😂😂😂
Who is Agil? There is only Tiffany.
"F you I want the ones" might just be my favorite one-liner of all-time.
Her last words being “enjoy this while you can it’s the deepest you’ll ever be in a women” has me dead 🤣😂🤣
Kirito: it isn’t funny when bad things happen to daddy .
Yui : what about mommy ?
Kirito : oh she is fair game , go for the throat .
😂😂😂😂😂