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"Hey kids! Nice weather were having!" "Sure is sir!!!! *kirito that mans not wearing pants.*"

Tiffany! 0:15

7:50 😂

my personal favourite is "I'm getting real tired of your first-year-psych-student bullshit."

lol, he got the entire saga of Gary in ten seconds.

Never fuck with a quit kid last chance avreon boyherhood

This is such a different show in English 😂

As a French person can confirm lmao is how we laugh

These hit so hard in so little time one cannot simply comprehend it on one sitting

Im amazed you didn't put "why you ignoring me, bro? You got cotton in your ears?" that line was actually so good

"Detective Kirito, Aincrad PD!"

"my first thought was why would a ghost need a teleport crystal? my second was oh shit window" always gets me because it's so stupid

Episode 2 Kirito: Oh its easy.... just open the menu Asuna: You ÷>$,#[@?]#*×*;$>

I wasn't expecting the last part of the video to be Asana and saying I'd like to buy a one child😂

Ahh, its so fkn funny

Asuna - "Why are your pants still on? We goin this or what?" Kirito - *Nervous/horny shrieking*

Why does kirito's abridged va sounds... young and old, scratchy and not scratchy, annoying and unworldly Is this what they call puberty????? Or it's just my ears

“Why the hell is your humor this way??”

I love how when kirito kills Gary everyone’s eyes dilate except for asuna as she’s just not disturbed by the random murder. They truly were made for each other lol

The story Kirito tells to Klein before all the drama begins is one of my favorites

"Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even _approach_ the number of f*cks I do not give."

The slow train wreck of Asuna and Kirito trying to one up each other in relationship milestones always gets me the hardest

7:00 bro just wanted to play lego :(

0:41 dam i think i just pissed myself

please tell me these VAs got careers

this is really not that great compared to the old abridged series

Your name itself is worthy of a ike

I was expecting the "so, now what do we do" scene to show up in here, but I wasn't disappointed by anything that did.

So what…? We doin this?

This rendition is so much better than the original and it's completely absurd xD

2:28 leaving this to quote later

"Oh kirito, you gonna need a tampon for that giant vigina you just grew"

"Why are your pants still on? we doing this or not?" always has me laughing.

Yui was a perfect addition to their dysfunctional family

i genuinely do think about "oh don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex" and "would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? no that's not something i'd typically do" like, on a weekly basis

I can’t see “LMAO” without thinking of “Haha, that’s so lmao”

Still waiting to see if it's worth getting the 3 over the 3S for the pancake lenses alone.

The fact the bridge scene wasn't in this is a crime.

I say the " multiply by cancer", "have you considered murder?"and "I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP" line almost weekly

No You missed my favorite one "MY NUMBER ARE BIGGER THEN YOURS!!: Great compilation btw!

Dude, I've quoted this show literally today, " Jump to jump" is so funny. I say it every time I read a tutorial that is absolutely terrible or if someone asks me how to do something, and I just think it's funny.

8:40 one of the most hurtful things you can say to a man,right next to "You're too old to go on the bouncy castle"

"It's not fabric I can just cut. It's a bunch of ones and zeros." "Then gimme the ones!" "Fuck you, I want the ones!"

"Um, Boss? A thought occurs" - is one I use a lot.

Le mao

Obviously it was a hit by the Mermaid Mafia paid in leprechaun gold......But who was the puppet master.....the Unicorns? No, they've had a feud going with the Mermaids for years.....

9:24 Why Bro?😂

6:38 😂😂

Kid, no language on earth has a word for how little i care. A quantum super computer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give.

Choke on it! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE! How does it taste???