Absolutely bizarre. I literally typed in. Penelope Pitstop flying a plane and it was the very first image that came up….what is Watto actually looking up?
every Friday morning, I’m surprised by the fact there’s a new episode no more jockeys and it completely turns my day around and honestly I don’t want to remember there’s a new episode because the sheer excitement I got from seeing a new episode is enough to make this day worth it
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well when you google 'anne the famous five asleep' you do find an illustration of her seemingly asleep in literally two seconds but hey that piece of work by key was funnier anyway
I know it's far too late to comment now, but MARIAN KEYES. The EPITOME of glamour! She wears beautiful clothes and has perfect makeup and is beautiful and witty and people love her and she has nice handbags. I think she is pretty well known for being glamorous, in the best way.
I'd like to see some categories of the form, "No more people who, in 90 seconds, you CAN'T find a picture of them..." Then the person being challenged does their own work to save themselves.
I feel like I've been to Sunday school with Key's quick run-through of John the Baptist. It just needs a punchline and he can write 'Baptist' on the back of his hand.
Genuinely astonished I can't find Penelope Pitstop flying a plane in 90 seconds either. Either she did and nobody cares or the Dick Dastardly link and her on the wing is a full Mandela Effect thing, incredible decision by Key and no complaint about the work done. Though a day of BTL searching might surface some more pics in the future... can't even find video clips though 🤷🏽♀️
As set 5 continues apace, thoughts inevitably turn to what will follow the denouement. Will there be no more No More Jockeys? Will there be... *shudders*... Jockeys?
I'm desperate to understand the nature of this game, however I quite enjoy being a fly on the wall with very little idea of what is going on. I feel I understand on a subconsciously-kindred level.
All well and good, but is anyone going to tell me what do about this gaggle of southern Sarahs waddling off into the icy wilderness? I feel we need to provide at least some mittens if we're going to allow that kind of business.
This might be true, but impossible to prove at all, let alone in 90 seconds. Which is probably why he crops up all the time in the game - an established yet absolute enigma of a person.
You mean and therefore should have fallen foul of The Mouse’s category? I believe the category was no more people who have made a physical appearance on screen.
what I hate the edits, that's not an advantage, I want to see the bad jokes. these should be 3 hours long and just bleep certain things you don't want out
Murder is an unlawful killing. If one is legally executed, that's not murder. I suppose you could try disputing thr legitimacy of Herod's authority, but that gets fiddly.
Category Spoilers morning game, all looking sober, fit and fuzzy (Key more-so then the others) Rosie Jones no more two-syllable, one-syllable names Biggles no more pilots John Emburey no more men in 60’s Penelope Pitstop no more glamorous women Miss Marple no more murder witnesses Nick Mohammed no more magicians Bagpuss no more shown sleeping Mert Aksac no more names with “er” / “um” / “uh Mariam Keyes no more plurals as names Ant McPartlin no more visited Australia ~ shown sleeping … Key out Anne Kirrin no more of school age Enid Blyton no more without +5 namesakes The Mouse no more NMJ appearances John the Baptist no more deceased ~ Watto unsuccessfully challenged … Watto out Horne wins Set 5 Game 4
Players above the line are spoilt and overpaid these days... Always putting their hands on their faces, too scared to put a challenge in. Not like the players back in my day. Your Dinky Donks and the like. Games gone.
It's off topic but I would love to have one of these comedians that go out of their way to say how great Rosie Jones is, as Tim does here, explain technically how this is so. I have a lot of respect for her, but I have yet to see a show that she doesn't bring to an, ahem, screaming halt. Is it just loyalty toward a friend? What am I not getting?
Come on, man. He thinks she's funny. Since when are people expected to "explain technically" why they think a particular comedian is funny? Can YOU explain how she brings shows to a "screaming halt"? Because I've enjoyed her on everything I've seen/heard her on, and none of them seemed to stop unexpectedly due to her presence.
She makes people laugh 🤷🏻♀️ if you want to get into the technicality of it, she’s actually talked about it on some podcasts such as RHLSTP. A lot of comedy is about timing and subverting expectations and she makes superb use of both.
Key getting away with a no-thought Penelope Pitstop is already a highlight of the set for me
The comments on NMJ videos are some of the worst spoilers anywhere. Even though I don't open them UA-cam shows one anyway.
Absolutely bizarre. I literally typed in. Penelope Pitstop flying a plane and it was the very first image that came up….what is Watto actually looking up?
Bit surprised to see Key doing his entire stage-show for free here, but nice to see it recorded for posterity.
"Mouse." *thousands of punters laughing and clapping*
every Friday morning, I’m surprised by the fact there’s a new episode no more jockeys and it completely turns my day around and honestly I don’t want to remember there’s a new episode because the sheer excitement I got from seeing a new episode is enough to make this day worth it
Absolutely share these sentiments.
Same here, completely! I even have it written in my calendar, but still manage to forget every Friday.
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@@NoMoreJockeys don't tell me what to do
@@NoMoreJockeys Big if
"I'm frog, get off my patch" - The Muppet Show S01E14
Went to like this comment on a rewatch and had liked it first time around. Lovely.
well when you google 'anne the famous five asleep' you do find an illustration of her seemingly asleep in literally two seconds but hey that piece of work by key was funnier anyway
"penelope pitstop flying plane" is now top google autocomplete for her. well done.
Praise to Haiminh and/or Alex for making 11:32 true in the title card; glorious
Nice catch! That's awesome
Ah, I was wondering why the most replayed bit was right at the beginning!
currently clutching my stomach laughing at "enamel toes" LMAOOOO
I know it's far too late to comment now, but MARIAN KEYES. The EPITOME of glamour! She wears beautiful clothes and has perfect makeup and is beautiful and witty and people love her and she has nice handbags. I think she is pretty well known for being glamorous, in the best way.
obsessed with key's collection of glasses
I'd like to see some categories of the form, "No more people who, in 90 seconds, you CAN'T find a picture of them..." Then the person being challenged does their own work to save themselves.
Might genuinely be a first, and I can't believe it's taken five sets for this, someone saying "Are you sure?" after Key plays someone.
It’s probably cause he’s always asking “will you challenge that?” It’s never been necessary 😂
Ah yes, it’s your friend and mine, the morning game! Always a slightly different flavour of chaos in these episodes IF I may say so myself (big if)
Anne loft as a Google search is amazing
I for one would love to see Tim paint the cat green.
Spoiler alert: He did! This green cat was featured in many photos of his show "Mulberry".
Tim Key slowly changing into Brian Blessed
They're big shoes to fill, and with very wonky feet.
Anyone notice the gap in Alex’s name in the opening title? Nice touch
I was slightly annoyed by that at the start, but completely forgot about it by the time it came up. Nice touch alright.
Wow, I wouldn't have spotted that, well done
If Pineapple Man witnessed his own murder, surely John the Baptist did too.
Well logicked!
ant & death would be a good halloween couple’s costume
I feel like I've been to Sunday school with Key's quick run-through of John the Baptist. It just needs a punchline and he can write 'Baptist' on the back of his hand.
'He's got his front row in that wardrobe' didn't get the love it deserved.😄😄😄
That was a return to form, one of the best episodes in recent times. Now I want a piggy front.
Key doing the work brings me so much joy
I think Alex might find that stores do in fact sort their pots of paints according to both size and colour if it is premixed
Genuinely fucking dying at Horne’s Kermit impression
Genuinely astonished I can't find Penelope Pitstop flying a plane in 90 seconds either.
Either she did and nobody cares or the Dick Dastardly link and her on the wing is a full Mandela Effect thing, incredible decision by Key and no complaint about the work done. Though a day of BTL searching might surface some more pics in the future... can't even find video clips though 🤷🏽♀️
Agree. I'm convinced we've all blurred the Wacky Races and Stop That Pigeon in our heads.
@@VonBlade it's also because her old timey race driver outfit looks like an old timey pilot outfit
Admittedly you’d do well to convince anyone she’s “flying” the plane….
Does 'Penelope Pitstop plane' not bring up her flying the plane as the very first picture on the entire results page?
@@musical3lottieit absolutely does, i dont know what mark googled to not find it
I must say, and I don’t say this lightly, but when all is said and done I rather enjoyed this game
Key absolutely ATROCIOUS at doing the work this game 😄😄
That was brilliant, one of the best! No series 5 syndrome here.
Always nice to see the famously poisoned chalice make an appearance
Boggle is wearing a splendid jacket, well done
Always loved those Horne Section fleeces
Ah yes, the nemesis of Old School Oxford faeces.
The first suggestion when googling Penelope Pitstop is "penelope pitstop plane" lmao
I don't mind Horne's Kermit impression at all
Tim Kardashian-West made me laugh so much and I'm not entirely sure why🤣
You're telling me, that the green cat on stage in all of Tim's Mulberry performances was just an impulse buy for No More Jockeys?
It’s been on show before. I think the first appearance was Set 1 Game 9. I’m sure someone will correct me if it was earlier
If it ends with Watto's head in a toilet, I look forward to the next game that he chooses a relaxed approach for
There was I thinking Horne's gap between his first and last name was a bit of a spacing mishap on the titles.
Won't be able to sleep now as I need to know who's been to Istanbul
Strong return of DanielDayLew-IS.
As set 5 continues apace, thoughts inevitably turn to what will follow the denouement. Will there be no more No More Jockeys? Will there be... *shudders*... Jockeys?
Key is taking it to seven sets, she says with zero confidence
11:26: I did a poo poo
No wonder Watto ruled out glamorous ladies. Had a camera attached to his boy.
If we're saying that Miss Marple has WITNESSED a murder, it's going to make her job of solving the crime a lot easier...
....big if
Well, quite often someone else gets murdered along the way, or she might have witnessed someone get shot but not seen the shooter. Etc.
I am officially three months behind, looking forward to being on real time!
Happy Friday everyone
Wattos inability to do simple physical tasks ie chocolate eyes never fails to amuse me
What's worse is that he spent 400 pounds on the choc and still failed the task.
Mouse
Y'all make my DAY 😁💓💓💓
Morning Horne.
We all feel that. :)
ANNE LOFT
Friday can finally begin and I don't mind that at all.
I admire Watto's dedication to showing he's out of the game 😁
Two proper walkings-away. Are the lads maturing, do you think?
I would watch all of I'm a Celeb if Alex Horne was on it
John Emburey is 70, truly vintage work there Key
Correction: not at the time of recording, Key gets a reprieve
So glad this has continued. Such a fun little YT show! So funny! 😁
Does Penelope Pitstop fly a plane? Brilliant goad from Key.
As a boring trolley user below the line I can say I have bags, receipts and a small tankard in mine
I'd love for Kim Tey to make a return
Is it me or is Horne slowly becoming more Key-like in his behaviour this series.
He wants that W, and Tim's approach frankly allows to get away with anything.
Tim Key’s notes:
Pid
Cleaner
Guinness
Pointless
Mic
Mouse
Lockdown
World at my
Zombies
Lat flo
Weight
Not going to add a comment to this one. Just going to try out my new stand-up routine instead:
"Pointless."
It's something of a faux pas to steal another comedian's jokes, particularly one as well crafted as Key's "Pointless"
I have been eagerly awaiting a play of Ant McPar...tland or Death McPartland. The reality did not disappoint.
green cat gets a backstory!
I'm BTL. Get off my patch.
Very difficult to concentrato on my work while watching this
I'm desperate to understand the nature of this game, however I quite enjoy being a fly on the wall with very little idea of what is going on. I feel I understand on a subconsciously-kindred level.
I believe they do also sort Paint into two sizes: WYaW or WYN
Alex enjoyed 'the usual shit eyes' waaaaay to much.
right, that's it, I'm getting out my screwdrivers
Anne famous five asleep in Google images. First result. Very asleep
They only get 90 seconds to do the work though, and "Anne Loft" seemed like the most plausible avenue.
@@ColinHall very true. This is why I'm not at professional level
Just quickly, three things a boring woman might have in her trolley?
Raffle tickets, cauliflower, and your friend and mine, imperial leather
Can we all start calling teeth "enamel toes"?
All well and good, but is anyone going to tell me what do about this gaggle of southern Sarahs waddling off into the icy wilderness? I feel we need to provide at least some mittens if we're going to allow that kind of business.
Big if
Me at 5:58: OUT OUT OUT
If Mert Aksac is from Turkey, surely he's experienced a few earthquakes....
This might be true, but impossible to prove at all, let alone in 90 seconds. Which is probably why he crops up all the time in the game - an established yet absolute enigma of a person.
Sorry, I just woke up. Are we the Southern Sarahs now?
Was a bit worried we'd see Watson's below the line headquarters in the toilet.
"Rosie Jones - let's phrase it in this manner no more Cherry Pies"
Fresh Meat flashbacks made me think they were outing her as a virgin then!
She is a highly disabled lesbanon that was in the closet for years and not only looks but sounds like that
Ant Mcpartlin fell asleep at the wheel didn't he
surely John the Baptist has been No more Jockeysed?
You mean and therefore should have fallen foul of The Mouse’s category? I believe the category was no more people who have made a physical appearance on screen.
Anne Loft
Sorry but I am outraged by Horne in this. Marian Keyes is so fucking glamorous.
Yes!
Hey southern sarahs, what have you got in your trollies?
I've got my scissors, I've got my mild cheddar cheese, I've got my shortbread
I've got my petunia, I've got my silverware, I've got my Excel spreadsheet.
I've got my orange, I've got my turf, I've got my long johns
I've got my mints, I've got my spectacle wipes, I've got my bubble bath
I've got my corn-plasters, I've got my dog food, I've got my Garibaldi biscuits.
What kind of absolute sludge is Horne partaking in this week?
When you really think about it, has Horne really never been to a B&Q? Paint comes in lots of different size pots you fool!
what I hate the edits, that's not an advantage, I want to see the bad jokes. these should be 3 hours long and just bleep certain things you don't want out
Gotta give it to Key there, "mouse" is a damn fine joke.
Did Horne predict when this episode would be coming out, to correspond with the announcement of his new Horne Section show?
its another game of Name Penelope, Name Mert, Name Jack Lisowski, have a laugh and go home.
I’m frog. Get off my patch!
What nonsense. Surely to be murdered one witnesses one's own murder
Murder is an unlawful killing. If one is legally executed, that's not murder. I suppose you could try disputing thr legitimacy of Herod's authority, but that gets fiddly.
Category Spoilers
morning game, all looking sober, fit and fuzzy (Key more-so then the others)
Rosie Jones no more two-syllable, one-syllable names
Biggles no more pilots
John Emburey no more men in 60’s
Penelope Pitstop no more glamorous women
Miss Marple no more murder witnesses
Nick Mohammed no more magicians
Bagpuss no more shown sleeping
Mert Aksac no more names with “er” / “um” / “uh
Mariam Keyes no more plurals as names
Ant McPartlin no more visited Australia ~ shown sleeping … Key out
Anne Kirrin no more of school age
Enid Blyton no more without +5 namesakes
The Mouse no more NMJ appearances
John the Baptist no more deceased ~ Watto unsuccessfully challenged … Watto out
Horne wins Set 5 Game 4
Players above the line are spoilt and overpaid these days... Always putting their hands on their faces, too scared to put a challenge in.
Not like the players back in my day. Your Dinky Donks and the like. Games gone.
I can't believe they never realized that Marian Keyes was a cherry pie.
Marian has 3 syllables, surely?
Marian Keyes is raspberry pi.
No but Mert Aksac is!
@@leona6455 It has to be 2-1 wheras Mert Aksac is 1-2
@@littlefroggy7 oh yes, you're right!
If they do another match.... Any chance we can replace horne with an actual commedian?
Tim the biased Key
First
It's off topic but I would love to have one of these comedians that go out of their way to say how great Rosie Jones is, as Tim does here, explain technically how this is so. I have a lot of respect for her, but I have yet to see a show that she doesn't bring to an, ahem, screaming halt. Is it just loyalty toward a friend? What am I not getting?
Come on, man. He thinks she's funny. Since when are people expected to "explain technically" why they think a particular comedian is funny? Can YOU explain how she brings shows to a "screaming halt"? Because I've enjoyed her on everything I've seen/heard her on, and none of them seemed to stop unexpectedly due to her presence.
She makes people laugh 🤷🏻♀️ if you want to get into the technicality of it, she’s actually talked about it on some podcasts such as RHLSTP. A lot of comedy is about timing and subverting expectations and she makes superb use of both.