Set 5, Game 5 [08.02.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
nomorejockeys.com
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key's latest book Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush: utterandpress....
• Mark Watson's latest audiobook 8 Deaths (And Life After Them): www.audible.co...
♫ MUSIC
Cello Suit No.1 in G major, BWV 1007 (Bach)
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Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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All I don't know is what time of day it was
18:43:27
All I don't know is that i didnt just spend any time to not find out what time horne's watch reads.
@@garethjenkins2729 You think they've never played at 18-19 before? I'm saying 2
@@BodywiseMustard oh no, sorry, that was the star date 😏😂
If we are to assume this was shot in Japan in or around February 2022, there are some small details that must be taken into consideration. Time of flight, airport, quarantine, hotel, _did I leave the gas on,_ proximity to Tokyo.
Judging by the drawn curtains and the minimal light spill behind them, _I could just pop back and check,_ I'd say that it is well past normal office hours. Perhaps between 3:00 and 4:00am, which - _sorry I've really got to go._
All I don’t know is if Key regrets backing out of “common tree” when knocked out for a distinctly uncommon tree.
Distinctly uncommon? He was banking on it being extinctly uncommon.
All I don't know is big if.
"one of the world's most rare" shouldn't have exactly gone unnoticed, to be completely fair
I think he might regret walking on a tree so rare a tree it doesn’t actually even exist really
It's interesting to think that this BTL section is literally full of common tree.
Horne deliberately mishearing ‘miracle’ as ‘American’ and then giving an Englishman for an answer is wonderful stuff.
Starting from swaying at "Jesus" its one of the best bits in comedy history
All I don't know is how much I needed to hear Mark's rendition of Tainted Meat
Maybe the Diverse Stripes can get back together for it.
All I don't know is I'm enjoying this game of No One Else More Jockeys
All I don't know is that I enjoyed Tim's reference to that classic exasperated exclamation, "Oh, for Pete Snake!"
Fucking hell. Another week of endless nights wondering what combination of colours Tim's cat will end up being painted with I guess. And what size paint will he end up using!?
With the amount of glove related categories these lads plays it’s amazing we don’t have official NMJ gloves as merch….yet
But not a pair, just one
I would buy some job gloves
@@dadalo5 Wear them watching every game, and you only get to take them off if there's a no more job gloves category?
And a NMJ fishing lure.
I love the "without lips water would just get in" bit
Horne still considering returning to standup.
Horne's mind must be an odd place to live in at times. Don't mind it though.
Well, all I don’t know is… My Friday mornings are finally an ideal amount of britcom infested, with Taskmaster back and Jockeys on the go. This is autumn gonna be glorious.
All I don’t know is I felt quite excluded by this game after the first category
😂
Is tree the name of a tree? I seem to remember that last time this sort of thing happened we got mert aksac
All I don't know is Key is living in my head rent-free
Why would he be living there rent-free? Why wouldn’t he just buy your head?
All I don't know is that Key would always have a place to stay in my head if he happened to be passing through. No payment needed. Just beard tickles.
mortgage free
All I don't know is why Tim Key says things in the way he does. It's absolutely fascinating and equally hilarious.
Kevin Na needs to drive for his job
And an Ent is a tree - sort of, in Tolkien lore - so that would have made a fiddly challenge on Susie Dent.
If you mean a golf cart, I don't think they're used in tournaments, but even if they are, all I don't know is the caddy probably drives. Edit: I get it now... Driving the ball. Probably would go the way of swinging, though.
@@RobHutten I also thought this, but I'm fairly sure ents are very specifically NOT trees - simply creatures that looks very much like trees.
Just wanted to say before BTL is jammed, strong start to the new Taskmaster series, Mr. Horne. I'll now settle in to watch this.
All I don't know is quite a lot, when you stop and really think about it.
my first NMJ that I have to wait week to week for after binging the lot of them in like two days. I do mind it, actually
All I don't know is that this is quite an 80's game between "Hotel in Japan" and "Tainted Meat"
All I don’t know is what “Hotel in Japan” is a reference to
All I don't know is....great 'tainted meat' cover by Watto at the end
I will never be able to see (or hear) that song the same way again!! Love it!
All I don't know is key's thought process from seeing a tree, to naming a tree based category
Blimey - I thought I’d posted for a second 😂😂
All I don’t know is whether or not they were really in a hotel in Japan.
'Would you if you were me cut off my beard, get a smart haircut and lose some weight?' Was I the only 🐧 below the line to scream 'Nooooooo!' entirely involuntarily?? You are sublime exactly as you are, sir.
I've loved Key with a clean face and with a monstrous beard and all the stages in between. I often refer to him as the 'comedy love of my life', bc he is the only comedian that ever made me have a full-on meltdown after he walked past me. Never change, Timmy.
All I don't know is I'm in Key's beard living rent free. On a bed of tainted meat under a palm tree.
I burst out laughing when Watto sung "tainted meat"
Waiting for Watto's new single "Tainted Meat" to come out.
With the tie around his forehead, Key looks like the sort of tennis player that the people love, but who never wins.
Ah yes, right, 'no one else jockeys'.
What a week for Chichester. To show up on both Only Connect and NMJ.
All I don't know is No More Jockeys makes therapy days a bit more fun once again.
Not so much thinking in quiet here; Really appreciate the lads taking the time to entertain us all the way from Japan. Very good game X
All I don’t know is how (possibly) sinister it is that Key was knocked out by Alex over a category that was created by Key but then amended by Alex and that very amendment led to Key’s demise. A bit shakespearean for a UA-cam game.
Horne is becoming the Machiavelli of NMJ
I live in China and I'm pretty confident the sky tree isn't a species of tree, I don't know if Alex was looking at skyscrapers or just a nickname but Tim should have survived!
All I don't know is, I live in Britain and I've never seen the King, but he still exists...?
Any idea where they are on tour together? Whats the story?
@@garethjenkins2729 he's not very common though, is he?
It is just so easy to find Divock Origi as a podcast guest haha.
All I don't know is the "tainted meat" remix at the very end was a masterstroke by Haiminh.
All I don't know is how I managed to forget that Friday is NMJ day, until this evening. And what a lovely little remembering when it came.
Everyone forgot about having a driving licence.
Challenge Susie Dent on the grounds that an Ent is a type of tree.
All I don't know is whether or not, if it is at all possible, notwithstanding, with due consideration, is if this series will return to its former glory in 2024
10:46 Horne has his moments
If you don't listen to the very end you're missing out
All I don't know is, this is the second week in a row I've been referred to as a 'Southern Sarah' and I don't mind it
All I don't know is I can't remember what life was like before I heard tainted meat as the outro.
All I don't know is whether Tim's cat ever got painted.
All I don’t know is I couldn’t be caught dead buying a tainted meat pudding from some Cummings.
I don't mind the unexpected whoopsie being introduced to the game
This is one of the best ones of these
All I don't know is how everybody is in the same room but not in the same room
Was hoping for a challenge on ent as a type of tree. Would have certainly been a discussion
Impressed by Key's goatse impression
this is so good you might get a 40,000th subscriber
except for the part where you shafted Key and the game is gone because the category was ANY trees and a data structure tree is a tree
Beautiful singing at the end there
All I don't know is I am a BTL and I do whatever I'm told
All I don't know is the difference between Enid Blyton and Beatrix Potter, eh Key?
All I don't know is how my sadness for not seeing the new Taskmaster is offsetted by my happiness on seeing the new series of No More Jockeyings.
It could only be in the early hours 2-5 if they've never played a game at that time
How is this not mainstream
All I don't know is that, if you stop to really think about it, what the speaking clock sounds like.
there were a few challenges missed on trees. The Jesus tree and the princess tree are just two that i found quite quickly
Lotte-tree?
I think it's really fortunate that this game went the way it did; because the bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey is a common tree
All i don't know is all i don't know
We need a full cover of tainted meat
Hancock’s certainly happier this week
All I don't know is I don't mind a bit more of this from the Boys Above the Line. And may it be forever on record that Horne and Watto have gone fishing.
All I don't know is unicorn mug and pineapple man
If it was up to me id make Tim smooth as a cueball and remove all his body hair eyebrows the works as i feel the extra drag is what is holding him back from scoring golds at the olympics in all sorts of events swimming track and field and cycling. A tour the france win is only a smooth Tim away
@14.00, Noam Chomstree. If you like.
1. I was really hoping for a challenge on “ent” and a subsequent discussion if whether they are common OR trees.
2. There IS now documented evidence of both Watto and Horne having been fishing!
All I don't know is, where's the wikipedia page for sky tree? Key couldn't really have known it, (he trusted the work), but he should have pushed back a bit, the "Sky tree" references Horn found seem to just be someone's direct translation, I guess from Chinese?? - I think it's on English Wikipedia as Parashorea chinensis, with no alternative names (suspicion raised by the fact that all the images we saw when Horn showed his phone were of Tokyo's "Sky tree" broadcasting tower, the only "evidence" he found was a podcast description...)
key is giving big Amish energy
All I don't know is how Horne forgot the name of the game
All I don't know is... a clock tree and a family tree are definitely types of tree.
Watson wants people to like him. Key wants people to think he's smart. Horne wants people to think.
Oh, brilliant!
I'm all caught up now so will enjoy watching this :)
All I don't know is that there's a Benjamin tree and a ben oil tree.
Could you say “Ent” in Suzie Dent is a tree?
Would this be a bad time to point out that there is in fact a 'Benjamin' tree?
Where would we stand on (Suzie D)ENT for a type of tree?
0:41 🎵 lets meet the contestants 🎵
All I don’t know is that tainted meat sounds terrible in all regards except when sung to the tune of Tainted Love
Benjamin is a type of tree, a family that has a numerous of trees in it
All I don't know is that finally, after all this time, I googled Kevin Na. Convinced I was going to get a snooker player in the results, imagine my surprise when I saw what appears to be your friend and mine, a golfer.
All I don't know is, the skytree is a building in Japan not a tree. Key's been stitched up there.
All I don't know is this set is shaping up to be an absolute banger.
Key taken down by the abandonment of the 'common' qualifier to his tree category, sad to see.
all I don't know is how many renowned spinsters are left...
All I don't know is that if I ever get a license and buy a car, I will put an 'I sway for Jesus' bumper sticker on it.
All I don’t know is why I hadn’t watched watched this until Saturday night
Outrageous work by Key. There isn't an ounce of meat in his butchers shop this week.
He had enough meat to walk on a nonexistent tree
All I don't know is down below I live my life. I live my life down below (I dont know)
All I don't know is that Japan also has Travelodges
I wonder if Horne would've walked for a Princess Tree challenge. Probably not, not while in a hotel anyway.
All I don't know is, what term we below the line will be next time round
1 minute in and i'm googling Ben tree. I find a Benjamin tree😁
All I don't know is without lips you're not waterproof
All I don't know is if there exists a hard drive somewhere with all of the unedited recordings, which might one day be released to we Gollums!
All I don’t know is if Watto could have challenged Susie D(ent) for a type of tree.
I think there would be a not-very-quick discussion if I challenged someone on the one glove category and found a picture of them wearing two gloves.
They're definitely wearing one glove. The other one isn't even relevant. "Wearing only one glove" would be the wording if you wanted to avoid ambiguity, but I much prefer leaving it open to interpretation
all I dont know is if bear is rugby
All I don't know is if they were really in Japan or just in a Japanese-themed hotel in Scarborough.
all i dont know is that tainted meat needs to be dropped on spotify asap