The Christmas Specials 2021: Game 1 - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2021
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
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★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/programmes/taskm...
• Tim Key's latest book Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush: utterandpress.co.uk
• Mark Watson's latest audiobook 8 Deaths (And Life After Them): www.audible.co.uk/pd/B09LR6XQNN
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Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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Thank you 🎄
Fantastic idea.
Done 👍
I mean, I've already donated a lot to charity this Christmas already but your charity probably also does good things when they're not pissing it up the wall.
name an udder! can't believe they missed the opportunity to say this
You should definitely get a point for that.
I don't mind it actually
Three minutes in and they’re already arguing about whether Helen Mirren has udders. This bodes extremely well for Set 5. Lovely game, boys
If I had had to guess beforehand which of the jockey’s phones was the most innocent, I would NOT have guessed Key’s.
Big if...
@@joehaukemusic very
19:39 - Horne: "Not a chance you know how to work some scales"
19:52 - Key: "I can show you"
Proceeds to pick up scale to show Horne the digital display, without the item it was actually supposed to weigh on it, as the numbers wildly change values
I love that every episode has at least one daft quote out of context.
"Do you think a surfboard is footwear?"
One of the best end-to-end entries ever. Ghandi’s pot, the finger game, the Nykanen twist. An absolute classic
I've not seen it be called a 'twist' before.
Looked pretty straight to me!
Nykänen might’ve stabbed someone over that finger game.
Never been as proud being Finnish as I'm now. knew it right away what photos would come up.
"But what's he got in his other hand?" Peak NMJ
Tim's holding category has to be one of the best categories of all time.
Glad to finally get a comprehensive list of who you get at Christmas time;
Cliff Richard x2
Other Guys
Mary & Joseph x2 (Look into their eyes)
Santa (Delivering a lovely surprise)
A rotten old King that tried to kill The Baby
(Was he a baddy? I'm saying more than maybe)
Victoria Wood
Robin Hood
Morecambe & Wise
(And a lovely surprise, look into my eyes)
The Three Wise Men
Steve Cram
Princess Anne
Riddick Bowe (I'll have a bit of your blow)
The Three Wise Men
Some lovely old Kings
Torsten Frings
Ant & Dec
Mr. Spock
Dr. Spock
A Guy With A Wok (Ken Hom)
Sidenote;
You can also go to the shops, have a little hops, and have a few pork chops
and Alistair Campbell
I'd love them to release a proper big budget version of this song next Chrissy.
Christmust
Look....any NMJ would be a Christmas blessing. But one including Gandhis pot is more than we could ever have hoped for 🤣
Extremely proud of myself for shouting "BIG IF" at my laptop when Watson said "if we get 24 moves I'll eat the whole advent calendar" with Key and Horne not picking up on it. Excellent first Christmas special!
A lot going on here! Dunno what you guys are paying Haiminh but the guy deserves a whopper of a Christmas bonus for editing this level of chaos. Fantastic work all round lads x
Haiminh is definitely a solid gold legend.
NMJ got me through a bit of a tough spell these past months. Was lucky to be late to the party and be able to binge through the catalogue within weeks. Cheered me right up when I needed it! Happy Jesus one and all
I was so taken aback by alex's declaration of jodie whittaker's udders, that i spat my raisins out
I don't mind "CHALLENGE HEROD UDDERS" actually, definitely one of the funnier moments
Thanks for providing the topic for this year’s heated Christmas dinner table debate lads - “does Helen Mirren have udders?”
As soon as Key said the first category, I thought 'so no more women, then?'. And I'm a woman 😂
The very merriest of Christmases to all those below the line (and the gents themselves)
Been a real pleasure watching you all slowly descend into madness
Christmoust
These guys are such pros. I would 100% have gotten into a Matt(i) Leblanc argument at the end there, but Horne just had a leg feeling and he went for it. Excellent intuition.
I distinctly remember a behind the scenes video where they kept calling either him or Matthew Perry Matty, so there's an argument to be made.
I think it’s a case of knowing your competitor. Key would have never walked on that. In fact I actually think it may have been a genius Key lure.
Even I can’t be mad for Key going out in such a legendary way. Absolutely brilliant!! 😂😂😂
Spoilers, you bellend
I believe a first appearance for hardcore pornography in NMJ, this could change the game as we know it forever.
Merry Christmas to all those both above and below the line.
Name an udder.
Two days ago my elderly cat died.
Yesterday, I (literally) had a shit day health wise.
Today has started so much better with the return of No More Jockeys. Thanks guys. I really needed this. 😃
Sorry to hear that, man. BTL (and covid safe) hugs to you. May you have the merriest of crimbos.
@@NoukSilver
Thanks.
And Merry Christmas to you and everyone else BTL. 🎅
“jodie whittaker” “udders” “WHAT” hahahaha
Once again we get some beautiful foreshadowing in a NMJ. Horne's finger (or boy) game leading on to Matti Nykänen very much showing his boy would be beautiful writing. It's fiddly and I don't mind it!
Don’t get fiddly with ya fingers! 😉
oh......wait there....there's someone at my front door.........IT'S BRANSON..IT'S BRANSON....HE'S KNOCKING AT MY DOOR....
Horne's unexpected and terrifying Branson song resulted in semi-chewed toast on my laptop.
There really needs to be a graphic for these LEM's. Lonely Existential Musings, with Watto. Nice returning feature.
The madness returns! Udders, screen munching, absurdly wordy categories, big and small things, it's all here. Merry Christmas everyone.
Apparently, female reindeer keep their antlers through the winter, whereas the males shed theirs earlier. All of those song-based reindeer (except maybe Rudolph) tend to be depicted with antlers. Any one of them would be a defensible start by Key, I would think.
IANAbiologist, so take that info for what it's worth...
Who’s IANA?
Will be very disappointed if Richard Branson doesn't knock on someones door before these specials are over
Right, ok. That Matti Nykanen challenge is the greatest in NMJ history, no question.
Having had a pretty rough few weeks, I can't describe how good it was for me to hear a debate about Helen Mirran's udders this morning.
Thanks boys, and Merry Christmas, over.
6:07 Key continuing his shape shifting into a different person every 5 seconds business
Dearest @nomorejockeys please bless us with another Christmas set this year 🙏
I mean…come on. This is perfect. Our social distancing restrictions just got super strict again, throwing holiday plans and happiness itself into question. And Alex Horne making his two best mates burst out laughing by singing “Branson knocking on the door” is the beginning of an antidote.
YEEEEEES ! When I think about it, this video is like a life-ring to a drowning man !
I can't think of anything more christmassy than a ski jumper with his boy out
Watched this in a room on my own. Did some laughs. Strained a muscle. Don't mind it.
appreciating the committment to good subtitling, thanks to whoever took the time to do that!
This ep went udders up almost immediately and I loved it.
No More Jockeys is back, and I don't mind it. Over.
It's funny being Finnish and hearing a Finnish name "in the wild" because for like a minute I didn't know who they were talking about because the pronounciation is so different.
Great way to start the Christmas holidays, don't mind it at all👌
Gandhi *definitely* time-traveled
The category was *pretended* to time travel though
@@una_10bananas I’ve heard what you’ve had to say, and I’m out. I’m walking.
Surprised no one decided to argue that aeroplane travel could be classed as travelling through time
I love this. Less than 2 minutes in and it’s just PURE Christmas. Perfect 😍
Omg a full show. Thanks fellas!
Unbelievably good game. I actually can't remember another episode where Tim and Alex seemed to be on such good terms.
As a whovian myself I’ll tell you, I didn’t mind jodie whittaker popping up. As well as alex not knowing the name of the TARDIS :D
“The machine” 😂
Really enjoyed learning that Horne just has the name Akon floating around in his mind at the ready. I assume this means I Wanna Love You is on his holiday music mix.
An absolute, if I may, banger
i really needed this today. thank you thank you thank you!
Lovely to see the boys back at it again. Happy Christmas!
Thanks boys. I didn’t know I needed a bit of ski porn. So glad you’re back I don’t have words ⭐️❤️
Back with an all time great episode, The photo of Gandi was perfection
Just what I needed after a fairly average week. These boys never cease to put a smile on my face 😊
Does anyone else see a resemblance to the old Top Gear Trio?
Obviously Clarkson et al. are repugnant and these chaps are lovely, but the dynamic seems similar. Key = Clarkson. Watson = May. Horne = Hamster.
Anyway, thanks for doing all these videos.
Udderly brilliant - I haven’t laughed so much in the long time you’ve all be gone. Welcome back and Happy Christmas to you all and all those BTL! Good to hear there’ll be a Season 5 too after the Christmas merriment, it will be a good New Year too!
The only Christmas game show I can think of where contestants discover they have the same kitchenware as Ghandi while introducing another to Finnish porn.
This was a great one boys
nothing quite like waking up to helen mirrens udders
What a delight - best yet! Thank you for keeping on doing these - Richard Branson knocking on the door - great stuff
Missed this! great early xmas pressy
one of my favorite NMJ eps, I have to say.
Merry Christmas to my three favourite names in Sports.
One for the Wotto! Well played, lads! Didn't mind it at all!
Btw, great book Tim! Perfect read for the colder days.
They're great those heated books.
I hope I can celebrate Christmas this year! Just have to wait for Branson to come knocking on my door
yay its back
Horne dangerously close to Bananahammock there with Bananaman! Flirting with a challenge, but not fucking- as Mark once so elegantly put it.
Can't believe there weren't any udder challenges. I figured this would be the udder game.
I thought Key was making a joke about Nykänen's assault over a finger wrestling match, so I checked Nykänen's wikipedia article. The finger wrestling incident is real. Unrelated to that, Nykänen was on a North Korean post stamp, which, I feel, could be a good category on itself.
Alex is such a generous person
Is a mobile phone 10x heavier than a cigarette? Me thinks it is! Surely not impossible to find a photo of a celeb having a smoke while on their mobile?
It's back it's back it's back it's back it's back it's back it's baaaaack
Merry Christmas
Seamus Heaney was born in the UK!! But justice was done...
There are 3 very drunk men playing this game! 😂🤣
yay, a 50th birthday broadcast. And I will have to watch it again due to over imbibing
Yay !!
Tim Key has lame-o phone settings is the new Gary Sambrook eats big dinners
I really hope Helen Mirren watches this
I had always pronounced Thebes, Thebes, rather than Feebees, I feel quite the fool
this is very dangerous being just out of surgery and laughing being quite painful, if you think about it
well done on the surgery (well done? what do you say after a surgery)
@@BudBonkerson Congratulations on having a competent surgeon? 🤔
@@BudBonkersondefinitely not "here's to many more!"
Big if
Didn't realise I needed a Gandhi pot until now
Udderly ridiculous start.
Watto should have walked for Gandhi, the spoon looks wooden.
2:35 Name an udder?
New episode? I don't mind it.
WOOOO
Can’t believe Key got away with Richard Branson - he has not only been in friends, Tom Selleck played a character called Richard
i feel like key doesn't know what udders are
21:37 Yes please, Watto! Dig in!
UDDERS !!!! LMFAO😉😇🥰❤
Ho ho ho!!
Surprised no challenge on Ken Hom on alternating vowels
"We can't tell if a country is more east or west".
International Date Line *exists*
"Let's go with no more countries hotter than England"
America, with both Alaska and Hawaii *exists*
Love the chaos of this game
Key didn't put any bloody stew in the pot
NYKÄNEN!!! TORILLE!!!
All the reindeer are girls, male reindeer don't have antlers in the winter.
Don't put your boy up!