Live: Game 8 [07.03.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

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  • Опубліковано 29 лют 2024
  • This is an edited version of a game originally streamed live. No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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    ✔ HOW TO PLAY
    On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
    ★ MERCHANDISE
    nomorejockeys.com
    ★ PLAYERS
    • Alex Horne: The Horne's Section's Hit Show - on tour: thehornesection.com
    • Tim Key: Chapters - available now: utterandpress.com
    • Mark Watson: Search - on tour: www.markwatsonthecomedian.com...
    ♫ MUSIC
    Suite bergamasque (L. 75) (Debussy)
    ► VIDEO
    Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
    #AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 133

  • @NoMoreJockeys
    @NoMoreJockeys  4 місяці тому +75

    Horne, Key + Watto have a rummage around their sack of celebrity knowledge to see what Lulu has in common with the short dumpy robot from Star Wars, plus some VERY entertaining challenges in this one.

  • @bearhustler
    @bearhustler 4 місяці тому +157

    When I think about it, we BTLs could really get used to regular NMJ eps. Don't mind it.

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 місяці тому +3

      Don't mind it at all.

    • @hermirony123
      @hermirony123 4 місяці тому +2

      DMI

    • @nengelen
      @nengelen 4 місяці тому

      Why people enjoy these type of comments is beyond me. The appeal of an uncreative stranger repeating the same 4 sentences over and over because it was fun in the moment when comedians played a game is so alien to me. You do you and it's always good when people enjoy themselves and connect in a positive way, it just baffles me to have a large incrowd of a channel I like and watch so much to be so vastly different than me in a way that is just dreadful to me 😅✌️

    • @nckve
      @nckve 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@nengelenSuppose it's a case of some people *do* mind it

    • @donnaarmitage5609
      @donnaarmitage5609 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nengelenit’s just because NMJ say it so much that it’s a running joke. it’s not trying to be completely FUNNY (like laugh out loud), but just a reference in the same way that NMJ do all the time

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media. 4 місяці тому +61

    Billy Big Bollocks is the most random play since the Microsoft paperclip.
    NMJ, never ceases to amaze.

    • @MykeeBee
      @MykeeBee 4 місяці тому +4

      *Billie

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 3 місяці тому +2

      The First Pig (from the three little pigs + big bad wolf) played on his second go is his most random one for me 😂

  • @bearhustler
    @bearhustler 4 місяці тому +61

    The moment the t-shirt category came up the photoshopped model issue popped into my head, I'm glad I now know he's called Standard Man.

  • @FearghalDuggan
    @FearghalDuggan 4 місяці тому +48

    when you think about it, it's amazing that the three coconuts challenge never came up again after this game was played

  • @MoxStash
    @MoxStash 4 місяці тому +68

    "C3PO what's his little Dalek friend?" - Tim

  • @Emilio1985
    @Emilio1985 4 місяці тому +25

    "It doesn't speak that many volumes because we have this quite a lot with you."
    No one is more brutal than a true friend. I love it.

  • @alexl04
    @alexl04 4 місяці тому +60

    absolutely loving getting no more jockeys upload notifications, definitely don’t mind it

  • @AaronsGames
    @AaronsGames 4 місяці тому +20

    Brilliant game. The "W" discourse at the end sent me.

  • @garethjenkins2729
    @garethjenkins2729 4 місяці тому +23

    Dry is not a temperature 😂😂😂

  • @juliawhitesell9127
    @juliawhitesell9127 4 місяці тому +16

    When I really stop and give it a good think, I love NMJ

  • @TheCountrysider
    @TheCountrysider 4 місяці тому +11

    Oh the sheer joy when one I haven’t seen arrives

  • @marinkopon
    @marinkopon 4 місяці тому +48

    I'm Ukrainian and have been a fan of NMJ for a long time ❤great seeing them supporting Ukraine 🇺🇦

    • @leona6455
      @leona6455 4 місяці тому +13

      It's very nice to see. Tim famously did his gap year in Kyiv. So sad that 2 years on it's still going on.❤

    • @TheAlextwinem
      @TheAlextwinem 4 місяці тому +3

      so glad i looked BTL. i thought they were just dressed like minions... 😭

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 4 місяці тому +5

      @@TheAlextwinem...again

  • @RyanPaulsen
    @RyanPaulsen 4 місяці тому +2

    "Dry's not a temperature, so 'make a word'" is PEAK Tim Key...

  • @deimofobico
    @deimofobico 4 місяці тому +40

    You can’t even start to imagine how much of a lifesaver this notification has been. Thank you so much for always make me laugh even in my darkest moments. Love you from BTL.

    • @haiminh_
      @haiminh_ 4 місяці тому +11

      You are very welcome - thank YOU for watching x

    • @deimofobico
      @deimofobico 4 місяці тому

      @@haiminh_ is this the actual Haimin that edits the videos? Sorry if I got your name wrong, but as a fellow video editor, thank you for your service, so often overlooked 🫡

    • @haiminh_
      @haiminh_ 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@deimofobico I'm afraid so

  • @JeffKotz
    @JeffKotz 4 місяці тому +11

    I'm a simple man. I see unicorn mug, I say bop bop.

    • @Max_Coolman
      @Max_Coolman 4 місяці тому +4

      Boop boop?

    • @JeffKotz
      @JeffKotz 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm a simple man@@Max_Coolman

  • @rondon9897
    @rondon9897 4 місяці тому +8

    I certainly didn’t mind the Lulu/Loo Loo discussion early on. Lovely to have new NMJ back.

  • @Peteroranje
    @Peteroranje 4 місяці тому +6

    I do miss these. Wish they could be made into a tv show somehow.

  • @jtthesneaky
    @jtthesneaky 4 місяці тому +3

    Key was on another level tonight. The whole Evan Blair category had me rolling.

  • @dylanwilliams5801
    @dylanwilliams5801 4 місяці тому +6

    This was such a fun game. Thank you guys for uploading these! Love to those above and below the line.

  • @Space_Kalak
    @Space_Kalak 4 місяці тому +7

    I didn't mind the eleventh hour W joke from Horne there; Key's creasing was very welcome

  • @davelangford2439
    @davelangford2439 4 місяці тому +1

    Pete Pan... 7 letters, 2 words, 1 name. A moment of pure magic from the genius Tim Key

  • @DaveOfTheDaiquris
    @DaveOfTheDaiquris 4 місяці тому +8

    Laughed at the Herman Munster comment, coming from Pugsley.

  • @emmajean8631
    @emmajean8631 4 місяці тому +16

    New Jockeys on my birthday!! What a treat 🥳

  • @jakealexander5880
    @jakealexander5880 4 місяці тому +11

    I woz 'ere for the invention of Standard Man

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 3 місяці тому +1

    Key doing the work is my favourite thing in this game lol

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 4 місяці тому +11

    bonjour bonjour to my fellow jockstraps

  • @_Moar
    @_Moar 4 місяці тому +2

    Loved hearing the lore from one of the Founding Fathers, no less. Lockdown was a crazy time. I'm glad I found NMJ when I did- it really felt like I was a fly on the wall just watching three friends both ridicule and challenge each other, a feeling that I think a lot of us missed while being "socially-distanced". Also, I discovered Taskmaster because of NMJ.

  • @lukexfd4679
    @lukexfd4679 4 місяці тому +3

    this was a class game hollering with laughter
    throughout

  • @tashabink
    @tashabink 4 місяці тому +7

    Too gracious a walk from Watto, no way the shirt Standard Man was wearing actually had that name on it

  • @ceiphillips7486
    @ceiphillips7486 4 місяці тому +2

    Great episode.

  • @chrismooiman4166
    @chrismooiman4166 3 місяці тому

    Each time I watch nmj I'm impressed by the editing and subtitling.

  • @markhynes157
    @markhynes157 4 місяці тому +3

    Great game … why hadn’t we seen this before

  • @bbbotc
    @bbbotc 4 місяці тому +4

    Brilliantly, after all that, Euan Blair does not have “drugs” in his Wikipedia.

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 4 місяці тому

      It's a bit like God unfortunately not having the word "created" in his

  • @gappy3234
    @gappy3234 4 місяці тому +1

    Outstanding episode.
    Now busy looking for anagrams of PD James.

  • @smaz9
    @smaz9 4 місяці тому +6

    And we're back...

  • @samc2
    @samc2 4 місяці тому

    👏👏👏 good work everybody, lovely game as always 😊👍

  • @marskristin
    @marskristin 4 місяці тому +1

    My ❤ for this knows no bounds

  • @DarkHarlequin
    @DarkHarlequin 4 місяці тому

    Man I KNOW we won't get any more but BOY do I miss this game 😄💕

  • @cmitchell6927
    @cmitchell6927 4 місяці тому

    More from the back catalogue!

  • @pelirojo07
    @pelirojo07 4 місяці тому +2

    is this heaven?? another unseen episode??

    • @dominicsear3103
      @dominicsear3103 4 місяці тому +1

      Got one more coming up next Friday and all!

    • @katiehough2499
      @katiehough2499 4 місяці тому

      ​@@dominicsear3103how do you know?

  • @leona6455
    @leona6455 4 місяці тому +3

    🙋‍♀️ Quibble question, who's Billy Big Bollocks?
    And also, Tim was in a pub and his dad has an age. Classic anecdote.😂

    • @rob-c.
      @rob-c. 4 місяці тому

      I think you mean Billie 😅

  • @stemann8894
    @stemann8894 4 місяці тому +4

    Lulu, R2D2 and I all have one thing in common...
    We're all, your friend and mine, absolutely overjoyed for another NMJ Friday!

  • @andrewcroake9702
    @andrewcroake9702 4 місяці тому

    The boys are back ❤

  • @sarika.h
    @sarika.h 4 місяці тому +2

    less then two minutes in, I’ve missed trying to wipe the blob off my screen then I remember, oh that’s Tim, not me

  • @rhyschrabsolom4025
    @rhyschrabsolom4025 4 місяці тому

    "No more on the radio" followed by unchallenged Daniel Rigby and Andrew Cotter is pure madness.

  • @clickastlyindustries3033
    @clickastlyindustries3033 4 місяці тому +2

    Chuffed to see new NMJ content. Also is new We Need Answers a thing? Alex got me exited with a WNA mug a while back

  • @JamieAtSLC
    @JamieAtSLC 4 місяці тому +1

    Why is “Pete Pan” so funny??

  • @Charonicus
    @Charonicus 4 місяці тому +5

    Real shame Watto walked there. IMO, standard man wears a blank t-shirt and they simply superimpose any image onto it. Real person wearing the shirt, ok, but not standard man.

  • @RyanPaulsen
    @RyanPaulsen 4 місяці тому +1

    A very quick Google, and the Steve Nicol story was from 1996. Alex shouldn't have walked!

  • @carrots1550
    @carrots1550 4 місяці тому +1

    Something quite cathartic about hearing Tim Key saying Daniel Rigby. Two people whose voices I will never be able to tell apart. Same person? Who can say?

  • @MrTraingle
    @MrTraingle 4 місяці тому +6

    What a game from Key!

  • @charlesbrookes959
    @charlesbrookes959 4 місяці тому +2

    I simply must hear Key & Horne teaching Abi Titmuss Latin.

  • @ben1210
    @ben1210 4 місяці тому

    Increasingly I appreciate the pedantic accuracy of the caps. My children are incapable of watching a video without subtitles and they are invariably wildly inaccurate. Yours are illustrative to the point of irritation and I adore an itchy pullover

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf 4 місяці тому +2

    When you think about it, a standard man really is a man. Diving deep into the philosophical this episode, I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all.

  • @liamjohnson1783
    @liamjohnson1783 4 місяці тому

    It’s, your friend and mine, good to be back

  • @valerieholt4057
    @valerieholt4057 4 місяці тому +4

    I think, if you really stop and think about it, and you really have a rummage in the name Lulu, you can just about make lull.

    • @andyr01
      @andyr01 4 місяці тому +1

      If you really stop to think about it you can’t

    • @scrumpadelic
      @scrumpadelic 4 місяці тому +2

      Big if

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 місяці тому +9

    Key 100% used to flip over board games or unplug Playstations if things weren't going his way, and I respect the passion.

    • @Dan-xf5fz
      @Dan-xf5fz 4 місяці тому +8

      He hid monopoly money for SURE

  • @paradigmings
    @paradigmings 3 місяці тому

    was disappointed no one took the obvious shot at "you and blair"- glad they got there in the end

  • @lowricusack4635
    @lowricusack4635 4 місяці тому

    Andrew Cotter is 100% on the radio! How was there no challenge?! 😮

  • @disgaea76
    @disgaea76 4 місяці тому +3

    Steve Nichol's dog interrupted his ESPN interview in August '22.

    • @rob-c.
      @rob-c. 4 місяці тому

      Thankfully, as the frozen pond rescue story is from 1996!

  • @CalvinKlown
    @CalvinKlown 4 місяці тому +4

    Your friend and mine NMJ.

  • @markhynes157
    @markhynes157 4 місяці тому +6

    Set 6 incoming ?

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 4 місяці тому

      Unlikely but there is always hope 😉

  • @RBRcharlie
    @RBRcharlie 4 місяці тому +2

    I don't believe standard man to have ever worn anything other than a plain tshirt however glad of the result as no way should Watto be getting away with Cotter not being on the radio

  • @gmoburrito6090
    @gmoburrito6090 4 місяці тому +2

    Alex looks like a minion here

  • @hughie501
    @hughie501 4 місяці тому +1

    I think I would have had a go at Andrew Cotter regularly on radio.

  • @patitoshore
    @patitoshore 4 місяці тому +4

    Harsh going out on a fake t-shirt

  • @reecepowell788
    @reecepowell788 4 місяці тому +5

    Did Alex shit himself on Watto's stag night?

  • @BethanyLowe8773
    @BethanyLowe8773 4 місяці тому

    Great to hear Prelude Bergamasque back!
    Key out, Horne suicided, Watto gets the true W.

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 4 місяці тому

    18:13 but not the only time a 4th person has been in a 3rd square ;)

  • @utterutter
    @utterutter 4 місяці тому

    Butterbeer and dungers, no more people called Rod, Jane or Freddy?

  • @bees2304
    @bees2304 4 місяці тому +1

    Tell you what, i dont mind it

  • @zachpekarsky6905
    @zachpekarsky6905 4 місяці тому +1

    ULU is a word...i expected more from the Tim as the scrabble player of the crew

  • @mpmlopes
    @mpmlopes 2 місяці тому

    Was Horne cheating on the Orson Welles challenge? He had a filter to show only "Red Bubble" images, where of course you're going to get a bunch of "standard man" photos, if you remove that filter there's loads of photos os real people wearing t-shirts with Orson Welles written on it.

  • @MarkPentler
    @MarkPentler 4 місяці тому

    None of you know what Ronnie Ancona looks like? 👀

  • @sebzilla89
    @sebzilla89 4 місяці тому

    Shocking miss to not challenge Orson Welles for being heard on the radio

    • @dalluc
      @dalluc 4 місяці тому +1

      Or a million book sales for that matter

  • @Rosalind-butNotThatOne
    @Rosalind-butNotThatOne 4 місяці тому +1

    I've got to know why Dinky Donk wouldn't have worked. Unless there's a nursery rhyme I'm not familiar with, I think it must be to do with Dinky Donk's 'real' name, if one assumes it isn't "Dinky Donk."

    • @chrisjohn6901
      @chrisjohn6901 4 місяці тому

      Do you know what he looks like?

    • @Lexi_lexis
      @Lexi_lexis 4 місяці тому +1

      Weirdly, Donk looks like all 3 players merged tog3ther by the machine from the fly

    • @Lexi_lexis
      @Lexi_lexis 4 місяці тому +3

      Also, there are NMJ shirts which say Donk, would that be a pronlem?

    • @Rosalind-butNotThatOne
      @Rosalind-butNotThatOne 4 місяці тому

      @@Lexi_lexis oh I didn’t know that, that’ll be it!

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH 4 місяці тому

    Key without Donald is like a keyring without a jingle.

  • @samd_cv3224
    @samd_cv3224 4 місяці тому

    I will be disappointed if Mark isn’t wearing a Orson Welles t shirt at the next game.

  • @racso20000
    @racso20000 4 місяці тому

    Is this dont say jackie chan?

  • @tama-up8cm
    @tama-up8cm 4 місяці тому +2

    why are they all wearing yellow 😭

    • @desertawkward5876
      @desertawkward5876 4 місяці тому +16

      It was a fundraiser for 🇺🇦

    • @annag526
      @annag526 4 місяці тому +8

      i think it was filmed just after russia first invaded ukraine so they're wearing ukrainian colours. you can see key's shirt says UKR on it

  • @connor1586
    @connor1586 4 місяці тому +2

    Psy would have worked

  • @rzjennings
    @rzjennings 4 місяці тому +3

    Watson is on the wrong side of history with regards to the boop/bup unicorn mug conflict, and he just keeps doubling down. it's hard to watch.

  • @horsejohnson7959
    @horsejohnson7959 4 місяці тому

    Standard man never wore the shirt its called a mock up its basically photoshop

  • @pkalido
    @pkalido 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't help but wonder how AI art might mess with future "challenges." Could someone just create an AI image to match their challenge. 🤓😅

    • @pooroldnostradamus
      @pooroldnostradamus 4 місяці тому +4

      That's what I like to call, cross that dystopian bridge when we get to it