Markiplier Makes: A Ballista

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  • @anisense
    @anisense 7 років тому +5393

    I just love how in each of these video it's usually just Mark and Ethan doing something random, and Tyler just stays quiet while actually doing the challenge

    • @abigailc.5126
      @abigailc.5126 7 років тому +189

      Ani Sense Tyler's the normal one, Ethan is the fan favorite and Mark is the star of the show

    • @anisense
      @anisense 7 років тому +106

      Not sure how I went through the entire video and only just noticed at the end of the video that Ethan is wearing a hat that says "Hentai" on it xD

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 7 років тому +9

      Ani Sense omg xD

    • @rileywomer5340
      @rileywomer5340 7 років тому +7

      For the first time in forever!!!!! 😂

    • @frooost
      @frooost 7 років тому +12

      its quiet not quite you baguet

  • @coltonhufford1950
    @coltonhufford1950 6 років тому +1898

    **Ethan,* *Mark,* *and* *Tyler* *look* *at* *instructions.**
    Ethan, Mark, and Tyler: "Ooooooh."

    • @itchyybrain5264
      @itchyybrain5264 6 років тому +6

      How to do the different text
      Please teach me master🙏🙏

    • @CrazyCakes_Gamez
      @CrazyCakes_Gamez 5 років тому +6

      Anish Dikle you just put * that at the start and end of what you want in bold.

    • @GoodTimesCartoons
      @GoodTimesCartoons 5 років тому +23

      Mark - *"Why didn't we read the instructions?"*
      Tyler then reads the the instruction under the table
      Mark - *"TYLER NO!, TYLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!"* 😂

    • @usbcgaming776
      @usbcgaming776 5 років тому +2

      @@CrazyCakes_Gamez *oh cool*

    • @linkandzelda4725
      @linkandzelda4725 5 років тому +2

      im reading -the instructions- the news

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 4 роки тому +2688

    This video went from “Haha let’s make something without instructions!”
    To “Mark has a mental breakdown begging for validation of ‘being an engineer’ when he went to engineering school for like 2 weeks while Ethan makes a ballista using frosting as glue and Tyler just sits by and build his own ballista in his own world”

    • @froguly
      @froguly 3 роки тому +134

      Don’t forget Ethan taking a shit break like 7 minutes into the video

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 3 роки тому +93

      Mark actually went to college to be an engineer and dropped out like a month before finales to focus on youtube, I think he regrets it

    • @randonn_nes2181
      @randonn_nes2181 3 роки тому +25

      @@froguly 5 minutes to be exact

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 2 роки тому +27

      @@Joyful_StaR I doubt he regrets it lol
      But I wouldn't be surprised if he decided he wanted to finish the degree at some point.

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Рік тому +9

      @@Joyful_StaR nah he doesn't regret it

  • @alexnelson9830
    @alexnelson9830 2 роки тому +447

    When Ethan was presenting his "ballista," Amy looked like a mom who is trying to hide her disappointment on her face as to not offend her child

    • @tiayanish4212
      @tiayanish4212 Рік тому +7

      you have the same last name as amy nelson!!!!!

  • @sarakramps5770
    @sarakramps5770 5 років тому +2900

    ethan: mark do you want a ballista fact?
    mark: no i do not
    ethan: *proceeds to give ballista fact*

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 років тому +22

      No obviously means yes, didnt ya know? XD

    • @deadlydoughnut9658
      @deadlydoughnut9658 5 років тому +7

      @@meanncat3050 no 😂

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 років тому +16

      @@deadlydoughnut9658 glad you knew

    • @Dhjjgghjbf
      @Dhjjgghjbf 4 роки тому

      Comedic genius

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 4 роки тому +1

      I had to let you know...
      I ruined the 666

  • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
    @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 5 років тому +2745

    Ethan: gets frosting as glue
    Also Ethan: finishes first

    • @anthonyst-pierre4303
      @anthonyst-pierre4303 4 роки тому +23

      A Human Bean and Tyler thought he *finished* first

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 4 роки тому +67

      Tbh that's what I loved the most. Mark and Tyler tried to sabotage him by not giving him glue but in the end he still finished first and at first glance his ballista didn't look as bad as you'd expect lol

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому +12

      Phrasing

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 роки тому +8

      @@quantumblauthor7300 oh...
      *oh no*

    • @nyerahtalley4892
      @nyerahtalley4892 4 роки тому +10

      Also Ethan: *creates a monstrosity*

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 4 роки тому +4286

    This video summed up
    Ethan: *G L U E*
    Mark: **Cries in engineer**
    Tyler: Actually trying

    • @pixie7093
      @pixie7093 3 роки тому +117

      Cries in almost engineer

    • @cameliabalan68
      @cameliabalan68 2 роки тому +82

      Basically every single "Markiplier makes:" video:
      Ethan: *P U R E C H A O S*
      Mark: trying, but either only half succeeding or not succeeding
      Tyler: **creates straight up masterpieces**

    • @appol2584
      @appol2584 2 роки тому +15

      @@cameliabalan68 only exception being pancakes

    • @Terrairacat
      @Terrairacat 2 роки тому +1

      Granite Reyes GGGGGGGGGG

    • @Terrairacat
      @Terrairacat 2 роки тому +1

      OKAY OKAY I JUST GOT PAID FOR THE DAY THAT I WAS GOING TO GET THROUGH TO MY HOUSE AND I Be cooking you

  • @izzless6388
    @izzless6388 4 роки тому +818

    12:49
    Mark and Tyler: arguing
    Eef: HYPERFOCUS MODE ACTIVATED

  • @luisbarraza5015
    @luisbarraza5015 6 років тому +672

    Mark and Ethan: fight for squeeze
    Tyler: I don’t know them, I don’t know them, I don’t know them, I don’t know them.

  • @kaileeknight996
    @kaileeknight996 4 роки тому +744

    I love how Ethan is basically a freshman hanging out with two seniors...
    Mark is the senior that invited Ethan
    Tyler is the one who is sick of both of their shit

    • @garden1669
      @garden1669 2 роки тому +29

      My friend and I are like that except my friend is both the senior that invited me and the one that's sick of it

    • @purplebean7
      @purplebean7 2 роки тому +8

      ​@@garden1669 Same, except we just keep switching roles so that inevitably we've both had to force each other to stop climbing into a stack of tires or drinking food coloring or something equally dumb.

    • @amandawaldolol
      @amandawaldolol Рік тому +4

      I am basically the freshman. I got adopted by the seniors. Idk how it happened. We bonded over video games

    • @Bossinette623
      @Bossinette623 Рік тому +2

      Literally me when i went boarding school 😂

  • @sonic49647
    @sonic49647 7 років тому +2044

    Mark: "Were gonna try to do this in 3 minutes!"
    Me: (Looks at length of video.) "I guess that didn't work out as planned."

  • @radioactive.mermaid
    @radioactive.mermaid 4 роки тому +2642

    Forget the timer? FORGET THE TIMER? THE TIMER IS INEVITABLE MARK, IRREVERSABLE.

  • @sierra7827
    @sierra7827 6 років тому +797

    When Amy and Kathryn come in to judge they just look so done with their three sons who are trying to do things on their own but can’t really

    • @addie9392
      @addie9392 5 років тому +9

      Sierra Quinn 69 likes

    • @fffernsw4dl539
      @fffernsw4dl539 5 років тому +23

      Yes😂😂 lol. Its like "Oh dear, they are building ballistas"
      "Yeah, and?"
      " *ON THEIR OWN* "
      **both sprints towards their rooms😂😂**

  • @itsrosiegaming9071
    @itsrosiegaming9071 5 років тому +4725

    I can’t be the only one that died when rather Ethan said “Engineer my ass” and Marks response, “oh
    I’ll engineer our ass”😂

    • @thedelusivecoil1529
      @thedelusivecoil1529 4 роки тому +10

      Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😄

    • @thedelusivecoil1529
      @thedelusivecoil1529 4 роки тому +23

      That part was funny

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 роки тому +35

      Yes , I. Also died,got burried yesterday

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 роки тому +12

      @@accountdeactivated5546 no you were cremated

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 роки тому +7

      @@kingjb554 no

  • @Gay.Green.Goblin
    @Gay.Green.Goblin 6 років тому +1987

    3 types of people
    Tyler: focused, skillful, and innovative when messes up
    Mark: confident, sure, but chaotic when messes up
    Ethan: chaotic, apathetic, accepting of their own mistakes and makes the best out of them

    • @amethystlebeau9429
      @amethystlebeau9429 5 років тому +56

      Here we have a chaotic neutral, a true neutral, and a lawful neutral.

    • @rubyrosales3750
      @rubyrosales3750 5 років тому +7

      Tyler isn't skillful if he used the instructions throughout the whole video

    • @lolmezhit6723
      @lolmezhit6723 5 років тому +3

      What is the word " Apatethic " ?

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 років тому +7

      Goth WeebTM “They’re not mistakes, just happy accidents” - bob ross, some year

    • @kabal7981
      @kabal7981 5 років тому +1

      im person number 4 myself

  • @finch4309
    @finch4309 3 роки тому +319

    we love ethan saying “it’s an emergency” as if he’s trying to convince the teacher to let him go to the bathroom in elementary school

  • @Bonbon-yw4hq
    @Bonbon-yw4hq 5 років тому +925

    E: your trying to cheat!
    M: *picks up instructions then begins reading*
    E&T: *also beings to read it*
    M&E&T: ohhhhh.....

    • @scapeist5019
      @scapeist5019 4 роки тому +6

      You're

    • @showerspawnii
      @showerspawnii 4 роки тому +2

      SCapeIst wow ty I would have never known what they were trying to say

  • @meatbaby126
    @meatbaby126 7 років тому +6500

    Ethan is like a freshman hanging out with seniors

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 7 років тому +179

      Yup, I remember doing that. I now know how annoying I was and I'm sorry for the seniors.

    • @gmnino4874
      @gmnino4874 7 років тому +111

      The Synthetic Threat his hat said "HENTAI" though...

    • @marsamet128
      @marsamet128 7 років тому +9

      ethan is my boyfriend

    • @marsamet128
      @marsamet128 7 років тому +1

      willz HatesU YESSSS

    • @Sky-hx4fg
      @Sky-hx4fg 7 років тому +5

      exactly

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 7 років тому +3661

    Amy and Kathryn look like two moms overlooking their little boys playing with their toys LOL

    • @toastlotl
      @toastlotl 7 років тому +6

      Elizabeth Hahm 😂

    • @CrazyFictions
      @CrazyFictions 7 років тому +4

      Elizabeth Hahm can you tell me who those are? I've been inactive for a month now so a little update please?

    • @engiknee5937
      @engiknee5937 7 років тому +13

      Akhil Das they're Mark's editors

    • @cutiepieshaima3447
      @cutiepieshaima3447 7 років тому +11

      anybody noticed that amy zipper was open....no?..OK

    • @thanatos6902
      @thanatos6902 7 років тому +28

      Zipper...? What zipper... All I noticed was the absolute gorgeousness...

  • @TheTurtleandPenguin
    @TheTurtleandPenguin 4 роки тому +150

    my favorite part of markiplier makes is the collective "oh" when everyone looks at the directions. Every time lmao.

  • @dropsofraine1
    @dropsofraine1 5 років тому +647

    Mark & Ethan: Jokes around most of the video
    Tyler: Is quietly watching the two mess around while working occasionally throws in a few works
    Me: I'm basically Tyler when I'm with my friends

    • @Sadness45678
      @Sadness45678 5 років тому

      Same

    • @Naomiii-im9zy
      @Naomiii-im9zy 5 років тому +6

      I'm either Tyler or Ethan with my friends

    • @nwanneomoji7859
      @nwanneomoji7859 4 роки тому

      I am too sometimes

    • @Geeeeeeeeeee814
      @Geeeeeeeeeee814 4 роки тому +2

      I’m all around ethan when I’m with my friends and they agree cause I have adhd so I say and do a lot of the things he does like I can’t pronounce words very well in the first go sometimes and I get distracted by freaking everything and can’t do anything right lol

  • @somehorrorfan6157
    @somehorrorfan6157 5 років тому +1023

    "AmY gOt Me SqUeEzE."
    Ethan
    -2017

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 роки тому +6

      Somehorrorfan oh damn, Amy be cheating..
      What the f**k?

  • @Lydia-Dreemurr
    @Lydia-Dreemurr 5 років тому +1560

    Half of the video: Ethan going insane
    Other half: Tyler going insane
    All of it: Mark going insane
    Me: Hmmm.....I need more. Next vid in playlist!

    • @pogdogfuzz
      @pogdogfuzz 4 роки тому +4

      Eat your cereal

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 4 роки тому +6

      @@pogdogfuzz Indeed

    • @pogdogfuzz
      @pogdogfuzz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lydia-Dreemurr yesss

    • @maplestatic
      @maplestatic 4 роки тому +5

      There's a high chance we're watching the same playlist

    • @lydiaklug3738
      @lydiaklug3738 4 роки тому +2

      This is happening in a lot of these videos. I love it!

  • @kellycouto3791
    @kellycouto3791 4 роки тому +2928

    “Who’s got a timer?”
    Unus Annus fans: * *pained screeching noises* *

  • @sailor888
    @sailor888 6 років тому +192

    12:12 i love how Ethan was so focused the whole time Mark was yelling at Tyler

    • @rottingsword
      @rottingsword 5 років тому +1

      sailor Honestly ADHD can make that happen and then completely obliterate that and make it the complete opposite.

  • @Jacivalyn
    @Jacivalyn 6 років тому +808

    Mark: you make your own glue , just give self a good squeeze
    Ethan: I'll be back 😂😂😂

  • @munchkin_zingler
    @munchkin_zingler 5 років тому +734

    The hats of wisdom:
    Tyler:
    Mark: B
    Ethan: *_HENTAI_*

  • @TheWinterStorm
    @TheWinterStorm 4 роки тому +127

    8:24 Mark being a masochist

  • @poppythehuskysunnythedingo3686
    @poppythehuskysunnythedingo3686 6 років тому +310

    "Make your own glue! Just give self a good squeeze."-Markiplier 2017

  • @pokeypok
    @pokeypok 5 років тому +5074

    Tyler: *Wears a beanie*
    Mark: *Wears a cap that has a giant B*
    Ethan: *Wears a cap that says "HENTAI"*
    Me: I love humanity

  • @honeyspiderlily
    @honeyspiderlily 7 років тому +463

    I live how Ethan just sorta, slaps things

  • @bean4546
    @bean4546 4 роки тому +83

    Mark: how many minutes ?
    Amy: 1 minute!
    Me: *starts crying*

  • @kyrathemetalgirl94
    @kyrathemetalgirl94 5 років тому +7403

    I’m not the only one who marathons markiplier makes, right?

    • @Charliepacks
      @Charliepacks 5 років тому +111

      NO! I do it too,in fact I'm doing it right now

    • @thebananaboater2339
      @thebananaboater2339 5 років тому +76

      Ive watched all episodes at least 3 times. ive seen some like 5 times like the easter egg, egg drop and pizza one.

    • @jaxmalanowski3458
      @jaxmalanowski3458 5 років тому +3

      Cosmo Dutchie Lol nope

    • @seans.silly.little.life.
      @seans.silly.little.life. 5 років тому +6

      I DO!!!

    • @Jello.brainz
      @Jello.brainz 5 років тому +12

      I’m currently marathoning markiplier makes 😂

  • @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576
    @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576 5 років тому +338

    1:11 "You too, Amy!" "Thanks!"
    Underrated

  • @sraktz
    @sraktz 7 років тому +843

    Once again, we experience Tyler focusing on the task at hand whilst Ethan and Mark screw around 😂

    • @impishizzy2590
      @impishizzy2590 7 років тому +22

      aka the entire markiplier makes series

    • @lon1097
      @lon1097 7 років тому +7

      Well, anything else would be unlike the Markiplier way. xd

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 7 років тому +1

      ハナミ ハナミ IKR

  • @danyr1886
    @danyr1886 4 роки тому +262

    Mark 2016: Hey Ethan! Take the mic with you to the bathroom!
    Ethan 2016: no way, that's disgusting!
    ...
    Mark and Ethan 2020: ok so we're gonna take a poop test and recording **every** single part of it :) enjoy

  • @MarisHarken
    @MarisHarken 7 років тому +889

    I lost my shit when Ethan kept smacking Marks hand away. I don't know why that bit was the funniest to me but it was.

    • @sniperontheroof8832
      @sniperontheroof8832 7 років тому +12

      Vanda Revon they're like a couple of kittens swatting at each other =^_^= XD

    • @KnightCreator
      @KnightCreator 7 років тому +5

      I rewatched that part several times XD

    • @rutuu7236
      @rutuu7236 7 років тому +2

      ecks deees*

    • @elainarose2444
      @elainarose2444 7 років тому +1

      Vanda Revon same!!

    • @sniperontheroof8832
      @sniperontheroof8832 7 років тому +1

      ProblematicAnime XD is a laughing face emoji

  • @mel-overthinks
    @mel-overthinks 5 років тому +283

    The scene at 8:20 is the best. "Why do I keep sticking hand in bee's nest?!"

  • @Jello.brainz
    @Jello.brainz 5 років тому +494

    “This is an unsafe work environment!”
    *”ok”*

    • @mara2050
      @mara2050 4 роки тому +1

      Omg Bakugo (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • @luck1330
    @luck1330 4 роки тому +209

    Markiplier makes is just unus annus but with tyler and no time limit

  • @JiggliJellifish
    @JiggliJellifish 5 років тому +784

    "WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST?!"
    I love this channel

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 4 роки тому

      JiggliJellifish this is so sad I was 68th like

    • @JiggliJellifish
      @JiggliJellifish 4 роки тому +1

      @@youruncleolaf4694 I liked my own comment.

    • @Geeeeeeeeeee814
      @Geeeeeeeeeee814 4 роки тому +2

      Nooo now it’s at 109

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +5

      When I saw bees nest I didn’t understand it said business with an accent and I just saw mark sticking his hand in a beehive!

  • @aotnerd
    @aotnerd 6 років тому +1081

    That minion in the right corner has seen some shit

    • @heckinghummus2863
      @heckinghummus2863 6 років тому +22

      He saw his whole family get brutally murdered by angry potatoes bc of potato abuse. Stop potato abuse

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 6 років тому +7

      I didn't even see it🤣

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 6 років тому +16

      In mark’s house? Damn straight he’s seen some shit....

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 6 років тому +1

      He’s name is Kevin!!

    • @jamesdunn2940
      @jamesdunn2940 6 років тому +3

      what happened was... he stabbed ethan in the back so he had to go to the bathroom to apply a swathing band of bandageingness that is why he sounds so fuckin constipated

  • @ImJustJorts
    @ImJustJorts 6 років тому +2250

    Mark: GIVE!!! I BITE!!!
    Ethan: NO!!!
    Mark:I BITE
    Ethan: NO!!! *slaps*
    Mark: OWW!!! I BITE!!!

    • @akiothearsonist480
      @akiothearsonist480 5 років тому +57

      2 tribal men argue over who bites the meat first.

    • @roamspida4951
      @roamspida4951 5 років тому +31

      Give sqeeze

    • @ちゃんりゅこ
      @ちゃんりゅこ 5 років тому +10

      @@roamspida4951 *_Gud squeeze_*

    • @NghtDtryr
      @NghtDtryr 5 років тому +13

      WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BUEES NEST!?!?

    • @leobosch
      @leobosch 5 років тому +1

      Thx for telling me what I saw

  • @meganthefencer694
    @meganthefencer694 4 роки тому +39

    “Why do I keep sticking hand in bee’s nest?” - Mark ‘I’m not a masochist’ Fischbach

  • @YeetYeet-et9vh
    @YeetYeet-et9vh 6 років тому +487

    I’m just imagining the Romans that built this that probably were mark Ethan and Tyler in a past life

  • @roasttytoastyy
    @roasttytoastyy 6 років тому +549

    Mark: You look lovely today
    Me: *Half asleep with my hair in knots and covered in ice cream* tHAnK YOu!

    • @ちゃんりゅこ
      @ちゃんりゅこ 5 років тому +28

      tha *N* k y *O U*
      *_no u_*

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 років тому +24

      @Whisper Mark: you look lovely today
      Me with greasy hair, dirty shirt, too big of shorts, and dollar store earbuds: thAnK YoU

    • @thefirsttime7759
      @thefirsttime7759 5 років тому +4

      @@mattaubrey5774 what does warbud have to do with looks

    • @thezeitos469
      @thezeitos469 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like one hell of a orgy

  • @ardentulent
    @ardentulent 6 років тому +467

    Mark: yOu get De SparKle?!
    Ethan: SpARkley sQueEze!!!
    Mark: aWw, sQuez so gUd
    Ethan: aw, sQUEEz me
    beautiful

  • @Swavix
    @Swavix 3 роки тому +65

    Ethan: "Amy you got Squeez?"
    Mark: "Amy?? Squeez??"
    Ethan: "Amy you got meh Squeez!"

  • @andybee1381
    @andybee1381 7 років тому +2663

    0-3 year olds can't use this product.
    Good thing Mark is 7.

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 7 років тому +13

      Miss Adjusted no mark is 5'4"

    • @hannahrubin9959
      @hannahrubin9959 7 років тому +13

      No, his mental age is 7.

    • @ahaak3382
      @ahaak3382 7 років тому +7

      +A person named Hannah well he is 27 and thats pretty much the same as 7 if you ask me

    • @alondra4why343
      @alondra4why343 7 років тому +2

      +Miss Adjusted this is very true

    • @garrettwarman7201
      @garrettwarman7201 7 років тому +2

      goddamn that was savage

  • @prehistoricprops9914
    @prehistoricprops9914 6 років тому +703

    How did Ethan using frosting do better than mark and Tyler who used glue

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 років тому +7

      Prehistoric Props Ethan is magical

    • @monikakelly1517
      @monikakelly1517 5 років тому +1

      Prehistoric Props cause Ethan engineeeer

    • @cattyghostly7414
      @cattyghostly7414 5 років тому +6

      @@monikakelly1517 actually Mark actually did study engineering so that's hilarious.

    • @AmazingCanisLupus
      @AmazingCanisLupus 5 років тому

      @@cattyghostly7414 I thought Mark studied medical engineering

  • @mayae743
    @mayae743 7 років тому +421

    Ethan: "OH NO!! There's no toilet paper!!"
    Only the highest quality entertainment here at The Markiplier Experience.

  • @miumune
    @miumune 4 роки тому +54

    lol amy and ethan honestly have sm similarities and such a cute relationship they really seem like siblings

  • @gillianwithag2005
    @gillianwithag2005 7 років тому +352

    TYLER WATCHES MARK AND ETHAN LIKE A DISAPPOINTED PARENT

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 7 років тому +25

      Do you think he's disappointed more by Ethan's hat or the fact that mark didn't become an engineer?

    • @ponsipi8492
      @ponsipi8492 7 років тому +22

      i think its a little bit of both

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 7 років тому +1264

    "Hey, let's go on a glue adventure!" *Ethan huffs crazy glue* XD

  • @mattthecreator4653
    @mattthecreator4653 7 років тому +709

    Ethan: do you want a ballista fact?
    Mark: I do not!
    Ethan: "reads anyway"
    Mark: "stares at Ethan madly"

    • @kaylahgriffin8508
      @kaylahgriffin8508 6 років тому +18

      Amaya myers Ethan: “Stops”
      Mark: “starts to open”
      Ethan: “reads another one”
      Mark: “stops again and looses all hope”
      🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @50upss
      @50upss 6 років тому

      Amaya myers ii

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 6 років тому

      Robert McKinnon wot?

    • @trottinboots
      @trottinboots 6 років тому

      GO ETHAN

  • @WildPortraitArtist
    @WildPortraitArtist 4 роки тому +213

    rewatching all the Markiplier Makes to try to get my Unus Annus fix :( 💔Memento mori. I really hope they make more content like this soon!

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 4 роки тому

      Yea, it seems that they started a new channel called unus annus archive where they make new content

    • @EverestPalmer
      @EverestPalmer 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rain-np7tk no, thats just someone reuploading the videos

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 4 роки тому

      @@EverestPalmer I know

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 Рік тому

      ​@@Rain-np7tkso if you knew then why'd you say it was new content hhmmmmm? Hmmmm Mr. 2-Year-Old-Comment. Hmmm? Well well well

  • @sarahtarashuk4553
    @sarahtarashuk4553 5 років тому +3758

    Ethan is my favorite...
    He can't do anything right, and I can deeply relate.

  • @infernaltigris
    @infernaltigris 5 років тому +826

    "I could have been an engineer"

  • @sradiophobia3746
    @sradiophobia3746 5 років тому +304

    Heapass get angwy.... Heapass don't want to bite.
    *heapass slaps*
    Mark: I bite owwwww

  • @SleepyPathos
    @SleepyPathos 4 роки тому +56

    This was all filmed before Unus Annus ever started. You can really tell how their dynamic has changed and how much their friendship has grown. Kudos to them, but also, ouchies to us.

  • @jcuevas7316
    @jcuevas7316 7 років тому +116

    they look like a bunch of adorable kids showing their moms what they made in arts and crafts

  • @hibamk6876
    @hibamk6876 7 років тому +100

    Seriously, Tyler is the only one who is ever serious about these challenges and actually tries.

    • @victorianguyen6849
      @victorianguyen6849 7 років тому +12

      Yea and that what makes them hilarious. No one wants an entire video of all three of these guys silently building this stuff XD

    • @kykybutternut3494
      @kykybutternut3494 7 років тому

      Victoria Nguyen right love this one like love the rest lol

  • @faith-pc4nh
    @faith-pc4nh 7 років тому +1165

    Mark and Ethan's accents have me crying.
    Also Ethan's accent makes him sound like Pistachio from Master of Disguise

    • @beyondnormal8219
      @beyondnormal8219 7 років тому +16

      i was just about to say:
      why their accents? they're ameri--
      wait.
      their weird accents that are hilarious is what you're talking about
      (i hope because this comment would be useless)

    • @faith-pc4nh
      @faith-pc4nh 7 років тому +4

      Shay Shay yes their weird accents

    • @amazingabby3096
      @amazingabby3096 7 років тому +7

      Mark had a mental breakdown pretty much EVERY video.

    • @BioBazrad
      @BioBazrad 7 років тому +17

      WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST

    • @Spookykat
      @Spookykat 7 років тому +3

      It's like an idubbbz impersonation

  • @MidNiteLilac
    @MidNiteLilac 2 роки тому +3

    0:52 I always love that part because I feel like Mark is helping me calm down when I have my panic attacks. I always watch one of his videos when ever I have them cause his goofiness with Bob and Wade always helped distract me and helped me calm down.

  • @ganinf123
    @ganinf123 7 років тому +340

    8:20
    Top 10 anime battles

    • @arnajohnson8870
      @arnajohnson8870 7 років тому

      omg yes

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 7 років тому +18

      I WILL NOT GIVE YOU SQUEEZE!
      GIVE SQUEEZE!

    • @ovenknees4410
      @ovenknees4410 7 років тому +6

      I was dying!!

    • @Rosisen
      @Rosisen 7 років тому +2

      It's even better when you watch it in speed x2

    • @JackDLong
      @JackDLong 6 років тому

      ZEROstinks
      Stop using overused shit.

  • @sebatomic870
    @sebatomic870 4 роки тому +584

    Ethan: I have a whole thing of glue
    Tyler: I have a whole new crazy glue
    Ethan: downs his frosting

  • @davidwhiting1761
    @davidwhiting1761 7 років тому +355

    "I could have been an engineer"
    -Markiplier 2015

  • @jewishunicorn7489
    @jewishunicorn7489 4 роки тому +47

    It’s so weird seeing Amy and Ethan without the dynamic they found during UA. Like they’re still laughing together but it’s nowhere near how comfortable they were in Unus Annus

  • @ovenhopper
    @ovenhopper 4 роки тому +221

    4:20 (whatcha smokin-)
    Ethan: "I think I'm the furthest along out of anyone!"
    Mark: *Pokes it*
    Ethan's creation: *Dead*

  • @mysticalmind3303
    @mysticalmind3303 7 років тому +219

    This is possibly my favorite Markiplier makes other than the pancake one.
    9:50 at this moment mark knew, he fucked up.

  • @xpdustr
    @xpdustr 5 років тому +202

    15:52 two moms come to check on two arguing brothers after the youngest told on them😂

  • @Atrasimi
    @Atrasimi 3 роки тому +17

    Mark: has all the advantages but struggles
    Tyler: has moderate advantage and does average
    Ethan: has all the disadvantages but still manages to somewhat succeed

  • @evanscott5636
    @evanscott5636 6 років тому +283

    "AMY GET SQUEEZE!" - Crankgameplays 2018

  • @ちゃんりゅこ
    @ちゃんりゅこ 5 років тому +276

    15:35
    Ethan: **slaps Tyler**
    Kathryn: *_"ah, well, i didnt See anything"_*
    Like honestly, Kathryn and Amy are like mothers looking after their chaotic three sons 😂😅

  • @ravkaur2447
    @ravkaur2447 7 років тому +275

    "You too, Amy"
    "Thanks!"
    Lmfao that was adorable

  • @madsceptictrooper6803
    @madsceptictrooper6803 4 роки тому +21

    I like how making ballistas made Mark, Ethan and Tyler so crazy, they became children again.

  • @brittanylynn4124
    @brittanylynn4124 7 років тому +175

    at 14:28 you can hear a wild horse in the background

  • @mmmno3427
    @mmmno3427 7 років тому +236

    Mark: We need to move *moves Ethans project*
    Ethan:CAREFUL!!!!

  • @AemesIsMe
    @AemesIsMe 7 років тому +229

    I love it how this is a perfect example of a classroom: people who know their shit, but think too complicated and don't get things done like how you want it to (Mark), people who don't know what they're really talking about... make something and gloating about it when it's done (Ethan), and then you have people taking their time and being in the middle of the previous categories (Tyler) XD

    • @s4turnnn649
      @s4turnnn649 7 років тому +1

      UsagiKuyani I'm definitely like Tyler.

    • @Doubte
      @Doubte 7 років тому

      UsagiKuyani I love ur profile pic Dean is awesome

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 7 років тому

      UsagiKuyani totally mark

  • @lanierae3436
    @lanierae3436 3 роки тому +7

    When Mark said at the start, "Everythings okay, you're okay! You look great today!" I almost started crying it just sounded so nice and genuine

  • @skywxlk3r303
    @skywxlk3r303 5 років тому +624

    When Ethan had to go to the bathroom I heard "There's no toilet" XD😂😂

  • @jaclynhb
    @jaclynhb 7 років тому +199

    ETHAN: "ITS GLUE MARK"
    ME: "YEAH! GET FUCKING RECKT MARK"

  • @AbbyBubbls
    @AbbyBubbls 7 років тому +147

    I love Amy's little "Thanks!" after Mark says that she looks good today. ^-^ I love them so much.

  • @funkytrashh
    @funkytrashh 4 роки тому +2279

    hello to everyone who flocked to this playlist after Unus Annus ended :)))

  • @isaac3907
    @isaac3907 7 років тому +231

    My favorite part of the entire video is we're they look at the instructions and all go "oh".

  • @Cokira_
    @Cokira_ 7 років тому +685

    Ballista in German is = BALLISTA
    Ballista in Italian is = BALLISTA
    Ballista in French is = Ballis- TA
    Ballista in Bulgarian is = Ballist-AH
    - Rosetta Stoneiplier

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 7 років тому +9

      Balls Is Tah.

    • @salviaterra8734
      @salviaterra8734 7 років тому +3

      Cocaiina Ballista in Spanish is Ballesta.

    • @beccalendl
      @beccalendl 7 років тому +12

      thanks for the language lesson mark, quality

    • @druid-exe
      @druid-exe 7 років тому

      discord.gg/RbncRnn

    • @OverripeScarab
      @OverripeScarab 7 років тому

      The German word is "Balliste" actually .

  • @guacamole8683
    @guacamole8683 5 років тому +354

    "And then it hit me like a train." - Ethan
    Me: As long as it doesn't come out like one...

  • @brightmeadows
    @brightmeadows 4 роки тому +52

    “going to the grocery store- ah! enemy!!” - weirdly accurate for 2020

  • @heylookitsellie5758
    @heylookitsellie5758 5 років тому +346

    9:10
    Me sneeze-yawning while saying “thank you”
    “thank yOuhUEhuEhUe”

    • @coolbee8634
      @coolbee8634 3 роки тому +2

      The fact that this made me yawn...

  • @notagentpanda
    @notagentpanda 5 років тому +1702

    Let’s wear maroon shirts and not tell Tyler

    • @rottingsword
      @rottingsword 5 років тому +43

      PrestonProductions Everyone notices these things... I never even notice my own shirt color ;-;

    • @glitch_party
      @glitch_party 5 років тому +15

      PrestonProductions I’m wearing a maroon shirt rn. O-o

    • @flygreenwood
      @flygreenwood 5 років тому +67

      Let's also wear gray pants and not tell Tyler.

    • @resss9403
      @resss9403 5 років тому +60

      Let's also wear caps and not tell Tyler

    • @glitch_party
      @glitch_party 5 років тому +42

      They really planned a lot of this without him.

  • @mewudon
    @mewudon 5 років тому +149

    9:40 I can taste the salt from Ethan's voice

  • @avitne
    @avitne 4 роки тому +7

    0:57-1:04 was so perfectly timed im in a middle of a depression episode and i feel really insecure today so tbh that actually made me smile

  • @deer790
    @deer790 6 років тому +631

    Ballista in German is... *BALLISTA*
    Ballista in Italian is... *BALLISTA*
    Ballista in French is... *BALLISTAUU*
    Ballista in Bulgaria is... *BALLISTAAAUU*
    Ballista in poland is... *BALLISTAAAUUU*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 6 років тому +8

      well, in French it's Baliste, which is pronounced balist'
      I smell a slightly false facty fact fact õ.ô Oh wait...

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 6 років тому +1

      Ballistraugh

    • @anima_ignis5233
      @anima_ignis5233 6 років тому +4

      Ballista in poland is just Balista but that was funny :D

    • @WielkiHyde
      @WielkiHyde 6 років тому +4

      In polish its balista not much changes

    • @alostkommando7420
      @alostkommando7420 6 років тому +1

      Ballista is the language of fear

  • @alyssaberney9919
    @alyssaberney9919 4 роки тому +420

    Tyler: senior in
    Mark: Junior that still acts like a sophomore still
    Ethan: freshman

  • @ChibiChuri
    @ChibiChuri 5 років тому +2389

    Ethan: "You mean ours?"
    Mark: "No, mine"
    Don't you dare talk to heapass that way xD
    Edit: like woah... how did this comment get so much attention? Lol

    • @peachjam545
      @peachjam545 5 років тому +34

      Caila P. *H e A P a S s*

    • @icyphenom8038
      @icyphenom8038 5 років тому +52

      You wanna step on the gas? You call HeApAsS!!!!

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 років тому +4

      Caila P. OMG I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 років тому +25

      Caila P. Wanna eat some A S S ? Call H E A P A S S

    • @shoop261
      @shoop261 5 років тому +17

      Caila P. wAnNa smOke SomE GrAss CalL H E A P A S S

  • @lowpolymoose873
    @lowpolymoose873 4 роки тому +54

    This is a nice reprieve from the realization that Unus Annus is gone

    • @aireonaleroymarion4100
      @aireonaleroymarion4100 4 роки тому +2

      Plz tell me I'm not the only one rewatching these wishing unus annus didn't end

  • @splatterdots2436
    @splatterdots2436 7 років тому +306

    *sits in shower* "I could've been an engineer." - Markiplier

    • @testbread9167
      @testbread9167 7 років тому

      Splatter Dots q

    • @c0rpsy369
      @c0rpsy369 7 років тому +1

      Splatter Dots yeah, he could have been. (Luckily he isn't)

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 7 років тому

      reference to marks top ten list where he is crying in the shower wishing he was an engineer.

    • @ianbaker672
      @ianbaker672 7 років тому +1

      I read that as shits in shower and thought you were referencing this video

    • @garvinator4861
      @garvinator4861 7 років тому

      I could of been a cow

  • @Joeyoheoh
    @Joeyoheoh 7 років тому +367

    Ethan's laugh at 9:11 is the most amazing thing ever

  • @hunuh1264
    @hunuh1264 7 років тому +384

    "You too Amy."
    "Thanks." *camera shakes*

    • @annavecchione1878
      @annavecchione1878 7 років тому +7

      Hannah Kiss cuteness overload

    • @mr.roboto8729
      @mr.roboto8729 7 років тому +1

      our amy and mark together?

    • @markipliertrash1562
      @markipliertrash1562 7 років тому

      AHHHHHH AMYPLIER

    • @raind0ll
      @raind0ll 7 років тому +6

      Yes, they are. However Markimoo doesn't want many people to know this so, shhhhh.

    • @lilylong6102
      @lilylong6102 7 років тому

      MARK YOU DAD DIED????????

  • @emilystrickland8157
    @emilystrickland8157 2 роки тому +6

    This is such sibling energy… Tyler is the older, calmer one who is just happily making his toy… Mark is a middle child getting into bicker arguments with Ethan… Meanwhile Ethan is the youngest and craziest with his frosting