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@@chickennoodlesoup3301 sorry I am a advocate when it comes to the fire regime and I feel like I have been misrepresented not through my actions. My actions have represented me clearly but through my behavior and I’m sorry I wish to change and I hope I change and I hope my art becomes something new.
True! Now that we’re years out from the series being over, I wonder what New Moon-Breaking Dawn would’ve been like under Catherine Hardwicke. If she had carried that awkward indie charm throughout the entire film saga.
I kinda wish the sequels kept the blue lighting from the first movie considering that represents the fog that's always covering Forks and blocking the sunlight
The sad Voltori is because Aro has his wife murdered because her gift was making people happy and Marcus was ready to leave their coven. Marcus’ gift is seeing people’s “bonds” so he can literally see everyone else’s love and he had his taken away.
And Marcus’s mate? It was Aro’s fucking SISTER. HE KILLED HIS SISTER AND SENTENCED MARCUS TO AN ETERNITY OF SUFFERING FOR POWER. FUCK ARO. But Micheal Sheen is a treasure and he saw how ridiculous the series could be and leaned the fuck in. We don’t deserve him.
Additionally there was a vampire who can manipulate the relationships between people... I forgot her name but yeah she is now manipulating Marcus to stay in the group even after his love has been killed.... So he wants to die because his lover was killed... But also because he's literally supernaturally bound to want to stay in the Volturi.
“I love you Emmett but I wish I was dead” was why I was a Rosalie STAN from the books. She was a bad bitch who did not give two shits about that life anymore until that baby came in the picture
The reason Jasper went for Bella in new moon is because he wasn't just unexpectedly met with his own thirst but he was bombarded with not just the thirst of everyone else but also EDWARD'S. Because Edward's true thrist for her was so incredibly strong and was so intense all immediately at the exact same moment. THAT'S WHY ge flipped in new moon and why Edward blames HIMSELF for it. Because it WAS HIM who's emotions set Jasper off. Jasper was unexpectedly hit with the FULL force of 6 people's thirst AND Edward's immense thirst all at once. That's WHY it was so traumatising to Edward. It told him he was her biggest threat AND that she couldn't even be safe with him around his family. So there was NO chance of making it work AND keeping her human. He couldn't have her around him safely, he couldn't be around hwr around his family and rely on theid help to keep her safe and he couldn't imagine turning her. So there just WASN'T ANY other option for him but leave. And TRY to be strong enough to protect her life by staying away. He didn't realise that it was already done. Her fate had been decided. And if he left her she died. But if he stayed with her she died. She died either way and he couldn't face the realities of Alice's visions. The movies do an awful job explaining Edward's feelings about ending her life and both the books and movies don't do a very good job explaining Jasper and what his ability REALLY means. In the books he's not focused on often for nore rhan a few lines at a time, so people tend to not connect the dots or even really understand his character. I wish they gave his character a better explanation because hes actually SUPER helpful.
Can I ask why jasper was able to feel all the other vampires thirst? His “super power” was to be able to mood control.. change people’s moods.. so your comment was great and I’m glad I read it so I can understand more about jasper and Edward but if you can please explain to me how come jasper was able to feel the thirst of all the other vampires? 🧛
@@misspacino4081I took it as their need to feed is the same thing as hangry. Like when the hunger is so strong, it becomes a deep emotion, or something like that
I hate the acting in Twilight so much but I also love it so much. Like something about it makes me cringe and yet I can't help but enjoy the movies every time I rewatch
Im only 5 minutes in, but the way yall are perfectly quoting the movie is hilarious 😭 this is going to be such a fun watch, literally feel like im watching with friends 😭
I was sooooo pissed when she got pregnant as a teenage girl reading this series when it first came out 😅 I was even more pissed when we didn’t get the smut scene we deserved sitting through allllll those books. I felt like Bella begging and then she got pregnant and I was like I’M OUT. It took me a whole week to come back to it lol
What does smut mean? I thought smut was something you call someone in a bad way. lol . Like “you little smut” I know I’ve heard my mom say that word before but can’t remember lol. But didn’t mean the sex scene? They didn’t have that in the books?
Small note, I’m pretty sure the reason Bella started crying for the D in Breaking Dawn was because she was already pregnant at this point and Stephanie was trying to show that “her hormones were going haywire” or something. I don’t think that’s ACTUALLY how pregnancy works but oh well 😅
bella's depression. So in the book they mentioned that the vampires have this thing where sometimes they find their mate for life. Basically like they find their magical soul mate and are bound to them. It makes sense because vampires are frozen in time, usually in pain for eternity. So the only thing that would fill them is an eternity of love. The majority of the time they fall for another vampire who feels the same way . And they literally can't be apart from each other. It's love beyond comprehension. And it's rare that a human could be capable of this kind of love. This is actually what every member of the Cullen family went through, Alice with Jasper, Rosalie with Emmet and Carlisle with his wife. It's similar to how animals find their mate and when one of the partners gets ripped away from the other, they both feel agonizing pain. Thats why Edward and bella literally couldn't be apart from one another. If he hadn't come back they would've permanently been in unimaginable pain and never would've moved on because they are fated to be together.
@@aphroditescomet If they both had human psychological, it be codependent. But because they are supernatural, they’re emotions are beyond human comprehension, ergo not codependent in their case.
@@CyanHope ah but see that’s thing though you always have to remember in this universe, you can never hold them to human standards because they aren’t actually human. So the rules are different. It’s like trying to hold the psychology of a god to the psychology of a human. You can’t.
vampire lore. The concept of the vampires in twilight are completely different from what most people are used to. So like when they become a vampire their facial structure shifts in ways to make them like angels but also predators. And it's interesting because humans can revert to an animal type nature given the type of situation. Next their scent, voice and face attract people rather they like it or not. Which goes with what they're made of. Their body erupts into different kinds of material, ice, minerals and diamonds. It goes with the myth of why they can't go out into the sunlight, why they don't need to breathe, why they're so strong, and why they can pierce through skin without needing fangs. But here's the really interesting part, when they're torn apart they look like hollow dolls. It kinda symbolizes how dolls attract people and how beautiful they look. But the hollow part resembles their existence. Dolls never age, and their emotions are always beneath the surface. They don’t need to breathe, rest, or catch their breath. They only need blood for the cravings but their strength wouldn’t really deminesih without it. Kinda like kryptonians but with a bloodlust.
I miss when they did midnight releases, these were so fun to watch at those! I also remember the screams in the theater during that final battle in the last movie. The people around me LOST IT like people got up and started pacing around, pointing and yelling at the screen. It was one of the best theater experiences, lol, just pure chaos
2:13 “What do you do when you’re sad? Binge Twilight” I literally went through a years deep depression and binged the entire series constantly on a loop 😂💀
I remember I had my first Nokia smartphone around the time Breaking Dawn Part 2 was about to come out. For some reason Google Play’s video section was offering you to download the trailer. Until this day I still know every single word of this bloody trailer 😂🤦🏽♀️
And on the justice for Leah front, she had to watch/hear/ her ex be in love with her COUSIN!!! Emily came to visit her cousins and Sam saw her and imprinted!
Gives me flashbacks to when I wasn't allowed to touch anything in my church when on my period because women were considered "unclean". In reality period blood is just as pure as venous blood from any other part of the body but religious people be misogynists I guess. Idk what the Mormon stance on period blood is but considering this explanation of Meyer... Probably not the best.
@leahscontemporary sorry for misremembering a quote I read 8 years ago lol. Stephanie - "It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning"
@@CarolinefdqGirl in my culture (Venezuela) you cannot carry another woman’s baby when you’re on your period for some reason, and can’t prepare certain meals also, yeah it doesn’t make sense 🤡
Does anyone else mourn what could have been with this saga??? Like if new moon eclipse and breaking dawn all felt the same as the first one? If they all had the same indie feel and blue/green filter??? I sometimes imagine what could have been if the rest of the movies weren’t so commercialized and sensationalized
@@acelien2657she was asked to do New Moon but she said it didn’t speak to her like Twilight did. I think the filter/tones of the other movies were deliberate to match their different progressions. I just wish Twilight had been a tv series like the vampire diaries 😭 even then they screwed up TVD so royally bad after a certain season ugh
Just finished reading Midnight Sun today and I’m just like. Seriously Edward. You emphasized your killerness throughout the whole Twilight thing and then you didn’t kill anyone.
It's notable how Jasper was a Confederate soldier because of how the Southern Gothic genre influenced American horror. It criticizes the romanticization of the Antebellum South and how people hide the social, familial, and racial suppression going on. The problem is that Twilight never really engages with this in any meaningful way. Vampires have been used as shorthand for "other" groups of people. That's what a lot of European vampire lit did (think Dracula). That's how we got the Southern Gothic genre in American lit. But again, in Twilight's case, it's not really explored. It's just Jasper was a Confederate soldier and whatever.
The opening scenes with the ring camera discussion is an amazing point. I am usually great with finding applicable plot holes and this is one I hadn’t come up with. Thank you.
Usually I hate seeing people laugh and make fun of these, because they don’t understand what these meant, but knowing you guys were in it like I was back in the day makes it hilarious 😂
I’d like to take a moment to thank our trash overlords for dropping this commentary on such a significant piece of pop culture! Thank you for your service 🫡🥂
to be honest i've read many story with supernatural that live for thousand years or more and fall in love with human. Twilight is a fantasy story and i think it's better to not watch it from "Human" perspective, because they have their own rule.
*TWILIGHT 3:27 "I hate the way she maneuvers through life"😂 5:48 not Carol saying Avery's good at growling 7:38 Carol's expression🤣 12:29 Avery's hiss😂(1:08:00) 14:18 not Miguel's theme in the background from across the spider-verse! 15:22 Yes!!🤣time to re-read ACOTAR (52:40, 1:12:48 we do love a good mating bond!) *NEW MOON 22:34 wise words from Carol, our papa trash 24:32 that's a valid point🤣 27:39 I can never watch this the same way again 29:23 the sponsor transition was so well done👍 34:25 Avery's going into this deeply while Carol's giving Bella crap🤣🤣 36:48 "open their minds, not their 😺" that was amazing!! 41:53 ok, black is the sexiest color a guy can wear ☺prove me wrong! 44:18 I want to read Fourth Wing for the first time again! 44:51 you left out Emmett's hug🥺 (57:54 we love Emmett!!!) 46:59 both you gasping😂 *ECLIPSE 48:01 that intro had no right to go that hard 50:55 not Avery pulling out the big Rice Krispie treat🤣 1:00:30 "Battle shcars" 1:01:20 literally me watching cause I'm supposed to be doing homework😂 1:03:43 omg🤣 1:05:32 your laughs are my favorite thing ever!! 1:10:55 "the sPaRkLeS"✨ *BREAKING DAWN 1 1:12:27 I stan Carmen and Eleazer 1:13:48 "I need a drink" same Carol (1:14:03 not the full pizza🤣) 1:15:24 I want to go to there! 1:15:42 "no just panicking" that would be me!!!🤣 1:21:41 "you'll get yours soon"🤣and he did! 1:24:13 ~baby demon is spiraling~ I feel that watching this😂 1:24:57 ~Felix drinking when playing UNO~Ahh (for those who don't know Stray Kids, you won't get my reference) 1:26:22 "the Twilight high"🤣 *BREAKING DAWN 2 1:32:46 "whee" 1:38:10 not the fake Swarovski ad🤣 these reactions literally have my dying!!! This gave me so much serotonin!💗
59:19 girl it’s because Bella keeps leading him on. Yeah she SAYS she doesn’t like him like that but her actions and her vibe and energy says different even when he said you can love more than. 1 person her response wasn’t well I don’t it was “well I’m not a wolf I can’t imprint” and many other things but it’s just her energy towards him she definitely kept him led on and she did like his attention
Currently on maternity leave, my baby sleeps so much so i was going insane without having anything to do until i found yalls channel! been binge watching Ya'lls videos even when i feed my baby 😅
@demontrash thank youuu! Sadly what people say it's true, friends distance from you when you become a parent but watching yalls video makes me feel like a bunch of friends getting together watching our favorite movies/series ♥️
about the whole leah-sam-emily love triangle everyone forgets the part where emily is leah's COUSIN who she was super close with and who only met sam cause she was in la push to visit leah and sam IMMEDIATELY dumped leah for her...like that's INSANE #justiceforleah
The best better help sponser transition of all time. I thought you guys were being sarcastic about it being an ad and that's how you know it fit in too well
This is the first video I’ve ever watched from your channel and you guys are so hilarious. You guys just give the vibe that you don’t really give a shit and you look like you’re genuinely having fun while commentating on the movies.
You know... sometimes i will text "lol" or "i'm crying laughing rn" with a complete straight face... but by the 1:38:00 mark on this video I swear I actively cried laughing . I full on was laughing at anything you said by that point, i feel like i also got the twilight high and becaume delusional right along side y'all. what a time
not me absolutely laughing and enjoying this while at work looking like a mad man laughing in a room by myself loll (security work gets boring) yall were a hoot
I had to like and subscribe because not only going to the movies when it came out but having someone who you can watch it with and match your excitement and goofiness is so amazing
The way this video had me laughing, cringing and feeling all the feelz along with you!! One of my fav videos - you gals are awesome for taking the time to do this for us! Love you both
1:20:57 becaaaause Jacob was supposed to go in there and tell Bella he'll give her puppies if she lets Ed yeetus this fetus. Do you guys remember that?? 😂 Ed told him he can make wolf babies with Bella 🤣🤣
Why am I just finding these two gems. My side is on fire from laughing. I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest in these comments and New Moon had me in a choke hold. Then I went back and watched Twilight. Everything they're saying I was thinking😂😂😂😂😂. Love these girls. Good job Ladies good job😂😂😂😂
This is my first time watching u guys and I can’t stop laughing omg can someone match my freak u guys did I love this I have never hit the subscribe button so fast ❤❤
I'm at work mostly just listening to the reactions while I clean my kiosk but I happen to look over right as 32:46 Jacobs riding his bike over to Bella and putting even flow over that made me cackle out loud.
Ahh I always love your reactions because they feel just like when I'm with my best friends!! Especially can't wait for your reactions to Bridgerton S3! 😊 ALSO since you guys mentioned ACOTAR, from one book girly to another, I have a completely unhinged book series recommendation if you're interested where the MMCs are COMPLETELY feral and unhinged for their FMCs who are curvy/plus sized! It's called The Alliance series by S.J. Tilly and they're mafia romances. The books are Nero, King, Dom, and Hans and each one is somehow more insane than the last, but I ate them up 🤣 Love me a toxic fictional romance lmao
Also although Bella is supernatural she is human so it is possible to have feelings the regular way. So she can fall in love the normal way. So she unknowingly falls for Jacob the human wav. But she didn't know. In the new moon she thought it was a crush and didn't think that it wasn't possible because she already found her eternal soulmate. And in that moment that she got mad at Edward about Jacob Edward realized she did love him. Bella had to kiss Jacob because the wolves have an issue with their emotions that can get them killed. Jacob was mad because he thought he still had a chance with Bella and Bella kissed him because she had to show that she actually did have feelings for him at one point. Bella and Edward were ok with the whole Jacob love thing because it made sense of how it happened on the new moon. Because Edward left for the new moon, which led to Bella unknowingly falling for Jacob. But both Bella and Edward know that it doesn't compare to the soulmate love that they have
8:10 I remember when Jacob comes back with the short hair and all he's like 'I'm not good', I wanted to roll my eyes. These emo boys and their emo problems. 😂
I just watched these movies for the first time as a thirteen year old girl, and I'm now going through this phase when the movies came out over 15 years ago and I will never regret it. I watched them last week and I haven't stoped watching videos and researching about it since😋
The fact that this is my 10th time watching this video proves that I really do need to get a job, but that’s besides the point y’all killed it every time✨✨
I actually believe Edward was right about the whole baby stuff, like, Ofc it's her body but it's their baby, like, why are Bella making the decision without have a conversation with the father? That makes no sense, he has the right of being upset.
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Bella where have you BEEN loca???
@@chickennoodlesoup3301 sorry I am a advocate when it comes to the fire regime and I feel like I have been misrepresented not through my actions. My actions have represented me clearly but through my behavior and I’m sorry I wish to change and I hope I change and I hope my art becomes something new.
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"
16 minutes 43 seconds into Twilight
Eric: "Let a playa, play"
"You better hold on tight spider monkey."
The first movie has such a different tone than the rest of the saga.
twilight to breaking dawn part 2 is a journey indeed
The first movie has a different director than the rest of the movies
@@tylerbrown7246didn't all the movies had different directors?
True! Now that we’re years out from the series being over, I wonder what New Moon-Breaking Dawn would’ve been like under Catherine Hardwicke. If she had carried that awkward indie charm throughout the entire film saga.
@@nyasiac5751 yea they were all different, except for BD1 and 2 had the same director.
"I hate the way she maneuvers through life" I LOVE YOU
y’all are SO funny omg
“imagine, he pulls out a silencer and says ‘ok everybody stay calm’” i CACKLED
i actually lost it when you guys pulled out that big ass rice krispie treat💀
our exhausted brains thought that was the funniest thing ever
Where the hell they got that from ?
@@naomiewest3712Walmart always has those huge candy things around the holidays especially valentine’s day 💀
@@demontrashwe’re did y’all find that at
i absolutely lost it when they were talking about Aro would sound if he were doing the nasty.... aeeehhhh 🤣😭😭
I kinda wish the sequels kept the blue lighting from the first movie considering that represents the fog that's always covering Forks and blocking the sunlight
twilight is nothing without the blue filter
Is it just the 1st movie that has that type of blue dark filter?
@@AbbyGamez537yes
yessss i was just saying this i kinda luvvvved the blue green filter and viiibe 💙💚
The sad Voltori is because Aro has his wife murdered because her gift was making people happy and Marcus was ready to leave their coven. Marcus’ gift is seeing people’s “bonds” so he can literally see everyone else’s love and he had his taken away.
we need a whole trilogy on the Volturi
Wasnt she arrows sister too?
And Marcus’s mate? It was Aro’s fucking SISTER. HE KILLED HIS SISTER AND SENTENCED MARCUS TO AN ETERNITY OF SUFFERING FOR POWER. FUCK ARO.
But Micheal Sheen is a treasure and he saw how ridiculous the series could be and leaned the fuck in. We don’t deserve him.
@@knitwitchpghyeah she was, which makes it even crazier.
Additionally there was a vampire who can manipulate the relationships between people... I forgot her name but yeah she is now manipulating Marcus to stay in the group even after his love has been killed.... So he wants to die because his lover was killed... But also because he's literally supernaturally bound to want to stay in the Volturi.
Omg the “literally fuck me or kill me” took me OUT!!!!!! 💀
“I love you Emmett but I wish I was dead” was why I was a Rosalie STAN from the books. She was a bad bitch who did not give two shits about that life anymore until that baby came in the picture
The reason Jasper went for Bella in new moon is because he wasn't just unexpectedly met with his own thirst but he was bombarded with not just the thirst of everyone else but also EDWARD'S. Because Edward's true thrist for her was so incredibly strong and was so intense all immediately at the exact same moment. THAT'S WHY ge flipped in new moon and why Edward blames HIMSELF for it. Because it WAS HIM who's emotions set Jasper off. Jasper was unexpectedly hit with the FULL force of 6 people's thirst AND Edward's immense thirst all at once. That's WHY it was so traumatising to Edward. It told him he was her biggest threat AND that she couldn't even be safe with him around his family. So there was NO chance of making it work AND keeping her human. He couldn't have her around him safely, he couldn't be around hwr around his family and rely on theid help to keep her safe and he couldn't imagine turning her. So there just WASN'T ANY other option for him but leave. And TRY to be strong enough to protect her life by staying away. He didn't realise that it was already done. Her fate had been decided. And if he left her she died. But if he stayed with her she died. She died either way and he couldn't face the realities of Alice's visions. The movies do an awful job explaining Edward's feelings about ending her life and both the books and movies don't do a very good job explaining Jasper and what his ability REALLY means. In the books he's not focused on often for nore rhan a few lines at a time, so people tend to not connect the dots or even really understand his character. I wish they gave his character a better explanation because hes actually SUPER helpful.
Bro I feel like I should send you a tip for this explanation /hj
Can I ask why jasper was able to feel all the other vampires thirst? His “super power” was to be able to mood control.. change people’s moods.. so your comment was great and I’m glad I read it so I can understand more about jasper and Edward but if you can please explain to me how come jasper was able to feel the thirst of all the other vampires? 🧛
@@misspacino4081I took it as their need to feed is the same thing as hangry. Like when the hunger is so strong, it becomes a deep emotion, or something like that
I hate the acting in Twilight so much but I also love it so much. Like something about it makes me cringe and yet I can't help but enjoy the movies every time I rewatch
it’s so unnatural it’s amazing
@@demontrashexactly 🤣
Yet it actually adds more character to the characters than the original books had😭
It’s almost like our own personal(ish) brand of heroine😂
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I love that there are still so many twihards
twihards never die
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“You ever had a baby crack yo back?” 😂😂
that took me out
That made me crack out so bad I started tearing up 😂
Im only 5 minutes in, but the way yall are perfectly quoting the movie is hilarious 😭 this is going to be such a fun watch, literally feel like im watching with friends 😭
did I pause my twilight dvds just to watch papa trash & baby demon also watch twilight? YES
omg it’s fate✨🫶
8:00 this is so true. I had a guy tell me he’s a “demon”. Like dude relax you have a C- in math class, you’re not evil
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I was sooooo pissed when she got pregnant as a teenage girl reading this series when it first came out 😅 I was even more pissed when we didn’t get the smut scene we deserved sitting through allllll those books. I felt like Bella begging and then she got pregnant and I was like I’M OUT. It took me a whole week to come back to it lol
What does smut mean? I thought smut was something you call someone in a bad way. lol . Like “you little smut” I know I’ve heard my mom say that word before but can’t remember lol. But didn’t mean the sex scene? They didn’t have that in the books?
Yes the Twilight saga is iconic, but what's more iconic is ya'lls twin telepathy ya'll got going on.
Small note, I’m pretty sure the reason Bella started crying for the D in Breaking Dawn was because she was already pregnant at this point and Stephanie was trying to show that “her hormones were going haywire” or something. I don’t think that’s ACTUALLY how pregnancy works but oh well 😅
well I don't think vampire babies exist in real life so....
@@leahscontemporary i don't understand the point of your comment. maybe im just misreading the tone but it sounds snide and im not sure why
@p.k.k.9655 how can you say you're not sure that's how pregnancy actually works when in this situation it's a rapidly growing demon baby
As someone who’s been pregnant twice, it does cause those hormones to go haywire sometimes 😂
bella's depression. So in the book they mentioned that the vampires have this thing where sometimes they find their mate for life. Basically like they find their magical soul mate and are bound to them. It makes sense because vampires are frozen in time, usually in pain for eternity. So the only thing that would fill them is an eternity of love. The majority of the time they fall for another vampire who feels the same way . And they literally can't be apart from each other. It's love beyond comprehension. And it's rare that a human could be capable of this kind of love. This is actually what every member of the Cullen family went through, Alice with Jasper, Rosalie with Emmet and Carlisle with his wife. It's similar to how animals find their mate and when one of the partners gets ripped away from the other, they both feel agonizing pain. Thats why Edward and bella literally couldn't be apart from one another. If he hadn't come back they would've permanently been in unimaginable pain and never would've moved on because they are fated to be together.
i. e ✨ magical codependency ✨
That sounds so healthy and good
@@aphroditescomet If they both had human psychological, it be codependent. But because they are supernatural, they’re emotions are beyond human comprehension, ergo not codependent in their case.
@@Ts-lz1gjthey are still codependent and toxic, being supernatural doesn’t make it healthy or not codependent😂😂😂
@@CyanHope ah but see that’s thing though you always have to remember in this universe, you can never hold them to human standards because they aren’t actually human. So the rules are different. It’s like trying to hold the psychology of a god to the psychology of a human. You can’t.
I love the universal experience of everyone inserting themselves in books. Edward’s didn’t leave Bella he left me in the woods LMAO
“Unless you wanna eat this 🐈 out” 💀 and not the Billie elishhh 😂
The fact that Robert Pattinson is Edward's number 1 hater makes these movies even better.
“Which is why I don’t understand why we don’t have an ACOTAR yet. We don’t have a Throne of Glass yet.” YESSSSSSSSS❤❤❤❤ I don’t understand either!!
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
vampire lore. The concept of the vampires in twilight are completely different from what most people are used to. So like when they become a vampire their facial structure shifts in ways to make them like angels but also predators. And it's interesting because humans can revert to an animal type nature given the type of situation. Next their scent, voice and face attract people rather they like it or not. Which goes with what they're made of. Their body erupts into different kinds of material, ice, minerals and diamonds. It goes with the myth of why they can't go out into the sunlight, why they don't need to breathe, why they're so strong, and why they can pierce through skin without needing fangs. But here's the really interesting part, when they're torn apart they look like hollow dolls. It kinda symbolizes how dolls attract people and how beautiful they look. But the hollow part resembles their existence. Dolls never age, and their emotions are always beneath the surface. They don’t need to breathe, rest, or catch their breath. They only need blood for the cravings but their strength wouldn’t really deminesih without it. Kinda like kryptonians but with a bloodlust.
The way that was worded made me think you meant, all dolls need blood 👀😂
Chef’s kiss 👌 really well said! Never thought of it like that before.
I miss when they did midnight releases, these were so fun to watch at those! I also remember the screams in the theater during that final battle in the last movie. The people around me LOST IT like people got up and started pacing around, pointing and yelling at the screen. It was one of the best theater experiences, lol, just pure chaos
I saw all the midnight releases, and the breaking dawn p2 twist had the ENTIRE THEATER screaming and crying for 2-3 minutes lol
I just finished your forcing a 30 year old man to watch twilight videos! Perfect timing
"I'd marry Marcus, and hopefully he'd like, wanna live after that." I CRACKED UP
This was fun.I love that you guys were enjoying it for what it was rather than jumping on the bandwagon of hating it now.
They could never make us hate twilight
2:13 “What do you do when you’re sad? Binge Twilight” I literally went through a years deep depression and binged the entire series constantly on a loop 😂💀
I remember I had my first Nokia smartphone around the time Breaking Dawn Part 2 was about to come out. For some reason Google Play’s video section was offering you to download the trailer. Until this day I still know every single word of this bloody trailer 😂🤦🏽♀️
That is the biggest, longest, most THICC...crispy treat I have EVER SEEN
4:34 how do people not know by now that was actually him every time in her room you can hear him *swooosh* away when she turns on the light😂
And on the justice for Leah front, she had to watch/hear/ her ex be in love with her COUSIN!!! Emily came to visit her cousins and Sam saw her and imprinted!
And then after repeatedly refusing him he mauls her face. Then after that she finally gives him a chance.
1:54:13 NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDDD I had this scene recorded on my red metallic Nintendo 3DS 😩😩 I was OBSESSED
Somewhere Stephanie Meyer explained that period blood smells I guess rotten or something and that's why it's not appetizing to the vamps lol
Gives me flashbacks to when I wasn't allowed to touch anything in my church when on my period because women were considered "unclean". In reality period blood is just as pure as venous blood from any other part of the body but religious people be misogynists I guess. Idk what the Mormon stance on period blood is but considering this explanation of Meyer... Probably not the best.
@@DM-nw5luwtf kind of church did you go to? 😬 sounds very culty.
She never said that. She said period blood is not fresh blood that flows from the veins
@leahscontemporary sorry for misremembering a quote I read 8 years ago lol.
Stephanie -
"It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning"
@@CarolinefdqGirl in my culture (Venezuela) you cannot carry another woman’s baby when you’re on your period for some reason, and can’t prepare certain meals also, yeah it doesn’t make sense 🤡
Does anyone else mourn what could have been with this saga??? Like if new moon eclipse and breaking dawn all felt the same as the first one? If they all had the same indie feel and blue/green filter??? I sometimes imagine what could have been if the rest of the movies weren’t so commercialized and sensationalized
catherine hardwicke would have done the series RIGHT if she'd be allowed to do the whole series
@@acelien2657she was asked to do New Moon but she said it didn’t speak to her like Twilight did. I think the filter/tones of the other movies were deliberate to match their different progressions. I just wish Twilight had been a tv series like the vampire diaries 😭 even then they screwed up TVD so royally bad after a certain season ugh
Just finished reading Midnight Sun today and I’m just like. Seriously Edward. You emphasized your killerness throughout the whole Twilight thing and then you didn’t kill anyone.
I just want to say the Better Help plug-in was placed so perfectly at the right spot. Iconic. Respect.
It's notable how Jasper was a Confederate soldier because of how the Southern Gothic genre influenced American horror. It criticizes the romanticization of the Antebellum South and how people hide the social, familial, and racial suppression going on.
The problem is that Twilight never really engages with this in any meaningful way. Vampires have been used as shorthand for "other" groups of people. That's what a lot of European vampire lit did (think Dracula). That's how we got the Southern Gothic genre in American lit. But again, in Twilight's case, it's not really explored. It's just Jasper was a Confederate soldier and whatever.
Whats crazy is that yall were right about rosalie. In jacob's pov in the book, edward silently confirms that rosalie was hoping bella died.
The simultaneous chortle @3:36 is when I knew I was in the right place.
Bella disowns her entire family for a guy and everyone thinks it’s romantic but when I do it 😑😂😂😂
Was he an overprotective 109 year old vampire?
here because this is my comfort video and I need to watch something other than 1D videos and memorials. rest in the most peace Liam🤍
transition to the ad read was beautiful, incredible , cinematic!!! 10/10 would go to therapy
bless up fam
The opening scenes with the ring camera discussion is an amazing point. I am usually great with finding applicable plot holes and this is one I hadn’t come up with. Thank you.
Usually I hate seeing people laugh and make fun of these, because they don’t understand what these meant, but knowing you guys were in it like I was back in the day makes it hilarious 😂
I’d like to take a moment to thank our trash overlords for dropping this commentary on such a significant piece of pop culture! Thank you for your service 🫡🥂
we aim to serve
Y’all are so unhinged! I love it! Plus I loved your better help ad. Question for you both what is the most unhinged fanfic y’all ever read?
baby demon read a twilight one where the vampires hatched eggs and papa trash has read casper the friendly ghost fanfic
@@demontrash😟eggs….
This is my first impression of you guys and immediately I‘m hooked
Love the descent into insanity 😂
The Rice Krispie bit ate 👌
i cannot believe this was binge watched in jeans or jean shorts the whole time 😳 you are made of steel girl, woulda switched to my plaid pjs so fast😭
stephenie meyer’s obsession with making grown men imprint on children is nasty work
to be honest i've read many story with supernatural that live for thousand years or more and fall in love with human. Twilight is a fantasy story and i think it's better to not watch it from "Human" perspective, because they have their own rule.
I think I just found my new favorite YT channel LMAO y'all are hilarious!
*TWILIGHT
3:27 "I hate the way she maneuvers through life"😂
5:48 not Carol saying Avery's good at growling
7:38 Carol's expression🤣
12:29 Avery's hiss😂(1:08:00)
14:18 not Miguel's theme in the background from across the spider-verse!
15:22 Yes!!🤣time to re-read ACOTAR (52:40, 1:12:48 we do love a good mating bond!)
*NEW MOON
22:34 wise words from Carol, our papa trash
24:32 that's a valid point🤣
27:39 I can never watch this the same way again
29:23 the sponsor transition was so well done👍
34:25 Avery's going into this deeply while Carol's giving Bella crap🤣🤣
36:48 "open their minds, not their 😺" that was amazing!!
41:53 ok, black is the sexiest color a guy can wear ☺prove me wrong!
44:18 I want to read Fourth Wing for the first time again!
44:51 you left out Emmett's hug🥺 (57:54 we love Emmett!!!)
46:59 both you gasping😂
*ECLIPSE
48:01 that intro had no right to go that hard
50:55 not Avery pulling out the big Rice Krispie treat🤣
1:00:30 "Battle shcars"
1:01:20 literally me watching cause I'm supposed to be doing homework😂
1:03:43 omg🤣
1:05:32 your laughs are my favorite thing ever!!
1:10:55 "the sPaRkLeS"✨
*BREAKING DAWN 1
1:12:27 I stan Carmen and Eleazer
1:13:48 "I need a drink" same Carol (1:14:03 not the full pizza🤣)
1:15:24 I want to go to there!
1:15:42 "no just panicking" that would be me!!!🤣
1:21:41 "you'll get yours soon"🤣and he did!
1:24:13 ~baby demon is spiraling~ I feel that watching this😂
1:24:57 ~Felix drinking when playing UNO~Ahh (for those who don't know Stray Kids, you won't get my reference)
1:26:22 "the Twilight high"🤣
*BREAKING DAWN 2
1:32:46 "whee"
1:38:10 not the fake Swarovski ad🤣
these reactions literally have my dying!!! This gave me so much serotonin!💗
How long did this even take..😂
@MailiePhillips roughly a day or two😂
59:19 girl it’s because Bella keeps leading him on. Yeah she SAYS she doesn’t like him like that but her actions and her vibe and energy says different even when he said you can love more than. 1 person her response wasn’t well I don’t it was “well I’m not a wolf I can’t imprint” and many other things but it’s just her energy towards him she definitely kept him led on and she did like his attention
The Harry Potter clip of Dumbledore going into Breaking Dawn had me on the floor 😂
Thank you ladies, for making me laugh. I needed it.
🫶🤗❤️
Currently on maternity leave, my baby sleeps so much so i was going insane without having anything to do until i found yalls channel! been binge watching Ya'lls videos even when i feed my baby 😅
yassssss welcome mama trashling 😈🫶
@demontrash thank youuu! Sadly what people say it's true, friends distance from you when you become a parent but watching yalls video makes me feel like a bunch of friends getting together watching our favorite movies/series ♥️
I need friends like y’all fr fr
‘it’s fine if you want to watch me sleep” omg thank you for the best content of the year.
about the whole leah-sam-emily love triangle everyone forgets the part where emily is leah's COUSIN who she was super close with and who only met sam cause she was in la push to visit leah and sam IMMEDIATELY dumped leah for her...like that's INSANE #justiceforleah
The way you guys are so in sync it’s amazing!
The best better help sponser transition of all time. I thought you guys were being sarcastic about it being an ad and that's how you know it fit in too well
This is the first video I’ve ever watched from your channel and you guys are so hilarious. You guys just give the vibe that you don’t really give a shit and you look like you’re genuinely having fun while commentating on the movies.
You know... sometimes i will text "lol" or "i'm crying laughing rn" with a complete straight face... but by the 1:38:00 mark on this video I swear I actively cried laughing . I full on was laughing at anything you said by that point, i feel like i also got the twilight high and becaume delusional right along side y'all. what a time
This is my new favorite video! I love the Twilight series. And y’all made me laugh so hard I cried
not me absolutely laughing and enjoying this while at work looking like a mad man laughing in a room by myself loll (security work gets boring) yall were a hoot
The way she said “ Iwas eating that shit up as a child” had me cackling 💀💀😂😂 cs I thought it was sooo cute 💀
I’m 2 minutes in and I’m already fully committed to this entire 2hour video based purely on the “it’s very ahhahaaaaAAaahhaaAa outside”
I just NOW realized that the albino vampire Vladimir is Mickey from shameless IM SO SLOW WHAAAT????
I had to like and subscribe because not only going to the movies when it came out but having someone who you can watch it with and match your excitement and goofiness is so amazing
The way this video had me laughing, cringing and feeling all the feelz along with you!! One of my fav videos - you gals are awesome for taking the time to do this for us! Love you both
1:20:57 becaaaause Jacob was supposed to go in there and tell Bella he'll give her puppies if she lets Ed yeetus this fetus. Do you guys remember that?? 😂 Ed told him he can make wolf babies with Bella 🤣🤣
Why am I just finding these two gems. My side is on fire from laughing. I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest in these comments and New Moon had me in a choke hold. Then I went back and watched Twilight. Everything they're saying I was thinking😂😂😂😂😂. Love these girls. Good job Ladies good job😂😂😂😂
This is my first time watching u guys and I can’t stop laughing omg can someone match my freak u guys did I love this I have never hit the subscribe button so fast ❤❤
I'm at work mostly just listening to the reactions while I clean my kiosk but I happen to look over right as 32:46 Jacobs riding his bike over to Bella and putting even flow over that made me cackle out loud.
You guys are an absolute riot, honestly the unhinged takes made twilight feel brand new 😂❤
Ahh I always love your reactions because they feel just like when I'm with my best friends!! Especially can't wait for your reactions to Bridgerton S3! 😊
ALSO since you guys mentioned ACOTAR, from one book girly to another, I have a completely unhinged book series recommendation if you're interested where the MMCs are COMPLETELY feral and unhinged for their FMCs who are curvy/plus sized! It's called The Alliance series by S.J. Tilly and they're mafia romances. The books are Nero, King, Dom, and Hans and each one is somehow more insane than the last, but I ate them up 🤣 Love me a toxic fictional romance lmao
This video brought me so much joy. I feel like I’m watching this with the girlfriends I don’t have ☺️❤️
I’ve had the worst day and this video made me laugh. Thank you for that!
Literally with all the riches they have, they could have opened several butcher shops and had all the blood they needed
Also although Bella is supernatural she is human so it is possible to have feelings the regular way. So she can fall in love the normal way. So she unknowingly falls for Jacob the human wav. But she didn't know.
In the new moon she thought it was a crush and didn't think that it wasn't possible because she already found her eternal soulmate. And in that moment that she got mad at Edward about Jacob Edward realized she did love him. Bella had to kiss Jacob because the wolves have an issue with their emotions that can get them killed.
Jacob was mad because he thought he still had a chance with Bella and Bella kissed him because she had to show that she actually did have feelings for him at one point. Bella and Edward were ok with the whole Jacob love thing because it made sense of how it happened on the new moon. Because Edward left for the new moon, which led to Bella unknowingly falling for Jacob. But both Bella and Edward know that it doesn't compare to the soulmate love that they have
Just came across this while bawling at 3am. Yall are just what I needed
8:10 I remember when Jacob comes back with the short hair and all he's like 'I'm not good', I wanted to roll my eyes. These emo boys and their emo problems. 😂
I just watched these movies for the first time as a thirteen year old girl, and I'm now going through this phase when the movies came out over 15 years ago and I will never regret it. I watched them last week and I haven't stoped watching videos and researching about it since😋
This is my first time seeing this channel and you guys did not dissapont. So many times I was like dang I kinda lowkey wish I was there 😅
Just found y'all. Thank god
"Bella, look it's a worm!" I had friends like that lmao I miss those assholes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way this video is getting me through my workday after a break up 🫶🏾 chefs kiss ❤ yall got a new subbie😊❤
unless your ex was humanoid, you do not need them 😈 welcome trashling & stay strong bestie 🫶
I needed this unhinged marathon!
First time wat her and I was hooked the entire time, definitely subscribing thanks again
welcome trashling 😈
I chose this video to fall asleep to but u guys kept making me laugh so I had to watch it the next day lol
Never seen this channel but I needed this! They are my new spirit animals I relate so much! Lmao
I can’t believe I watched this whole thing. It was great
I was Team Jacob. I felt like I was taken out to the middle of the ocean and left STRANDED 😂. Then I drowned when Reneesme was born 😂
The fact that this is my 10th time watching this video proves that I really do need to get a job, but that’s besides the point y’all killed it every time✨✨
I actually believe Edward was right about the whole baby stuff, like, Ofc it's her body but it's their baby, like, why are Bella making the decision without have a conversation with the father? That makes no sense, he has the right of being upset.
This video is EVERYTHING !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤❤