E X P A N D I N G to Space in Factorio

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  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants  3 роки тому +4735

    Download Dragon City for free to claim your exclusive rewards: bit.ly/3nyXbbC

  • @dukem8774
    @dukem8774 3 роки тому +1705

    This is like the ultimate factorio format, like a meme-y, shitposty time-lapse, with just enough actual information that you aren't completely lost.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 3 роки тому +23

      It WAS very memie. Reminded me of the early UA-cam years.

    • @fe4rlicia540
      @fe4rlicia540 Рік тому +7

      Been rewatching this forever and I haven't found a new channel like this and I need it

    • @tacoboy2218
      @tacoboy2218 11 місяців тому

      ​@@fe4rlicia540reggie,the grim kleeper

    • @fe4rlicia540
      @fe4rlicia540 11 місяців тому

      @@tacoboy2218 he is absolutely goated I have seen all his videos but ty xd

  • @gabevietor3685
    @gabevietor3685 3 роки тому +17988

    The description of this video is an epic that rivals even Homer's Odyssey in splendor.

    • @ItsBobbyBlitz
      @ItsBobbyBlitz 3 роки тому +378

      i back this HARD

    • @tomlaf1882
      @tomlaf1882 3 роки тому +546

      the description is like a fever dream

    • @2ARM2
      @2ARM2 3 роки тому +982

      ultimate search engine optimisation

    • @Assassin_Droid
      @Assassin_Droid 3 роки тому +39

      @@2ARM2 bruh

    • @Hlwthere
      @Hlwthere 3 роки тому +15

      Truly

  • @bulatmiftahov880
    @bulatmiftahov880 3 роки тому +1234

    "If it's not human, then war crimes aren't crimes"
    @Sun Tzu

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 3 роки тому +47

      They are called human rights for a reason.

    • @suntzu6574
      @suntzu6574 3 роки тому +14

      "When in danger, drop the load, and hit the road."

    • @ultrawaveyt5582
      @ultrawaveyt5582 3 роки тому +9

      did you try to ping sun tzu?

    • @william9837.
      @william9837. 3 роки тому +20

      It’s not a war crime if no one is alive to report it

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 3 роки тому +5

      @@william9837. mr. Obama.

  • @toejam4sale
    @toejam4sale 2 роки тому +544

    I keep clicking on this video hoping it’s the next episode and then just rewatching it cuz it’s so good.

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 3 роки тому +7781

    "Man, where did mart go! Its been weeks!"
    Mart: "Hello gamers, we played a full game of modded factorio."
    "Ah, that explains it."

    • @brad3646
      @brad3646 3 роки тому +175

      not even full lmfao

    • @yeettis
      @yeettis 3 роки тому +87

      Hard drugs

    • @RedLeicesterCheese
      @RedLeicesterCheese 3 роки тому +31

      seems about right

    • @essnato4239
      @essnato4239 3 роки тому +54

      This is like less than a 3rd of space exploration mod

    • @HowtoRadicalize
      @HowtoRadicalize 3 роки тому +34

      @@brad3646 they did the whole thing but the edited video has yet to be released

  • @ecardenas814
    @ecardenas814 3 роки тому +4475

    I like how I’m watching a Australian funny man. With a somewhat Spanish name. Making 2015 mlg humour content. And I can’t get enough of this

    • @fernandokat8748
      @fernandokat8748 3 роки тому +86

      Today I have a reservation at an all-you-can-eat steakhouse AND mart posts, best day of my life

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 3 роки тому +10

      Cito is a Scottish surname I think

    • @ecardenas814
      @ecardenas814 3 роки тому +28

      @@thrace_bot1012 Cito is a spanish name. I’m Mexican I would know my friend

    • @nightlight6783
      @nightlight6783 3 роки тому +58

      Bro somehow he uses the humour everyone on the internet hates, and we love it, mart it magic

    • @Auloss
      @Auloss 3 роки тому +6

      And using some brazillian memes

  • @MKVProcrastinator
    @MKVProcrastinator 3 роки тому +952

    The saga of the belt balancers really makes me respect the Factorio developers. It is incredible just how tech savvy they are to get all of *this* running so smoothly.

    • @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я
      @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я 3 роки тому +97

      And how careless mod developers can be in comparison.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 роки тому +28

      @@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Game developers > Mod developers

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 3 роки тому +111

      @@claytonkickflip7595 depends on the game tbh

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 роки тому +4

      @@cibo889 Then why aren’t those mod makers the once turning a profit? Would seem if they were smarter than developers they would.

    • @Jessica-el5yx
      @Jessica-el5yx 3 роки тому +11

      @@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Careless is one way of putting it, I think it's just a case of not having quite the talent to make the right decision, a lot of modders, even more code-oriented ones don't have any actual programming experience, they've just learned by making and/or modifying mods (source: i'm one of these idiots), you're often in the mindset of 'oh hey, this code actually works, awesome', and that if it works, it's probably working the best way you can, granted, for all I know, the code is running as optimally as possible without changing a whole bunch of base game code and creating lots of incompatibilities, but I don't mod the game, I don't know the code, I'm making observations as an outsider.
      If I were to guess though, I'd assume the belt balancers check every single frame (or for Factorio, UPS, which is related but is a distinct value, when everything is running well this is 60 times a second max) for if something travelling on a conveyor belt is within sexual harrassment range, but when you do this, you pretty much have to check everything, most games try and divide up checks by things like object proximity so individual bits of the code only have to check a small amount of things, with conveyor belts this is actually very simple, you can just get an item to move to a certain, pre-calculated position, just go "okay bud, go here however much time it's supposed to get there", and once it reaces it's position, repeat the process but calculating for the belt after the last.
      Ideally, that bit I just mentioned about when the belt goes 'ang on a minute, there isn't a belt after this! game code, when the player places a belt next to me, check if i can chuck shit onto it, yeah?', and have the mod instead change the code to check if the object in front of the conveyor belt is actually a balancer, if so, give it a poke.
      There's also the problem of where it goes next, but I have written WAY too long of a reply which is already simplified and may not even be accurate to how Factorio's actual code works, I'm just writing this all for anyone who can actually take anything away from it.

  • @preposterousperson1339
    @preposterousperson1339 2 роки тому +660

    I wonder if we’ll ever get a continuation of this incredible journey…

    • @ArbieLyvias
      @ArbieLyvias 2 роки тому +4

      Perhaps someday

    • @streel
      @streel 2 роки тому +2

      When the chosen ones return, the light will shine onto us mere mortals and grant us... (godlike choire "haaaa" and a shimmer) the next part.

    • @Tulgr
      @Tulgr 2 роки тому +4

      Half life 3 situation

    • @comrad_cat
      @comrad_cat 2 роки тому

      i hope

    • @somedood07
      @somedood07 Рік тому +1

      It has arrived

  • @diegogolfhotel
    @diegogolfhotel 3 роки тому +553

    I’m really glad this channel is as big as it is, it genuinely had the best replay-ability out of any other gaming channel

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +2604

    "Say it martin! Say the line!"
    "lettuce begin"
    **intense cheering**

  • @jx22223
    @jx22223 3 роки тому +449

    Deep vein thrombosis is a medical condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a deep vein. These clots usually develop in the lower leg, thigh, or pelvis, but they can also occur in the arm.

    • @flepzy6189
      @flepzy6189 3 роки тому +6

      Thanks

    • @wyatt-mv6pd
      @wyatt-mv6pd 3 роки тому +5

      thanks man

    • @bigchungus6320
      @bigchungus6320 3 роки тому +22

      It killed my friend who is called “mama” 20 years ago but the doctors said he died from ligma but I know for sure it was *deep vein thrombosis*

    • @daveinthemicrowave
      @daveinthemicrowave 3 роки тому +5

      Ok but what causes deep vein thrombosis

    • @timotejvojtek3478
      @timotejvojtek3478 3 роки тому +16

      @@daveinthemicrowave B O A T

  • @onlyonematty
    @onlyonematty Рік тому +182

    i couldn't tell you how many times i have rewatched this, waiting for part 2, i need it...

    • @bendan2505
      @bendan2505 Рік тому +4

      its here...

    • @Sniperdude17
      @Sniperdude17 Рік тому +3

      It has arrived brother

    • @clawapex1017
      @clawapex1017 Рік тому

      The part 2 has landed, I repeat, part 2 has landed

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому

      Spoiler: you get cliffhangered again

  • @Itz_just_VICTOR
    @Itz_just_VICTOR 3 роки тому +3281

    Martin making 6 Gustav cannons to deal with his "enviromentalists" that were asking for "equal pays" "tax the rich" "stop the pollution" and other things is the most hilarious thing i've seen today

    • @-et37-
      @-et37- 3 роки тому +123

      *YOUR TERRITORY IS FORFEIT TO*
      *BEAN BOYS INCORPORATED*

    • @Itz_just_VICTOR
      @Itz_just_VICTOR 3 роки тому +129

      @@-et37- let's start with the quotes
      "FUCK YOU
      WATERFILLS YOUR HOUSE"
      -Martincitopants

    • @Itz_just_VICTOR
      @Itz_just_VICTOR 3 роки тому +29

      @@space_designs That huge german artillery train, not sure of the name

    • @Itz_just_VICTOR
      @Itz_just_VICTOR 3 роки тому +2

      @@space_designs Oh, ok

    • @yuvrajshah1158
      @yuvrajshah1158 3 роки тому +16

      Yo do any of you know what music he used for “dispersing the crowds”?

  • @cdlwtamer2119
    @cdlwtamer2119 3 роки тому +517

    This channel is slowly becoming a testing ground to see how much mental anguish the human brain can experience before returning to a primal state.

  • @justletmefailinpeace9099
    @justletmefailinpeace9099 3 роки тому +755

    We need a mods list for this absolute monstrosity, and one has been discovered!
    DragonIndustries
    EndgameCombat
    Factorissimo2
    Fill4Me
    GunEquipment
    Honk
    Induction Charging
    Kux-OrbitallonCannon
    Nightfall
    Nova-Natural_Evolution_Enemies
    Portals
    RampantArsenal
    RateCalculator
    RitnWaterfill
    SchallEndgameEvolution
    StatsGui
    aai-industry
    aai-programmable-structures
    aai-programmable-vehicles
    aai-signal-transmission
    aai-vehicles-miner
    aai-vehicles-warden
    belt balancer
    cargo ships seraph
    equipment gantry
    even distribution
    grappling gun
    informatron
    jetpack
    robot_attrition
    shield projector
    space exploration
    space exploration graphics
    space exploration graphics 4
    stasis_mine

    • @hellhedgehog2560
      @hellhedgehog2560 3 роки тому +54

      Except belt balancers. They provide more lag than help

    • @Draganzer_
      @Draganzer_ 3 роки тому +20

      As someone who's been fucking rewatching to see the mods, I second this notion

    • @davidgerhardt4815
      @davidgerhardt4815 3 роки тому +13

      you can see the mods in the debugmenu at 21:14

    • @hullukana214
      @hullukana214 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidgerhardt4815 Not all. It doesnt show combat evolved and rampant. Likely misses some other ones too.

    • @skelligmicheal1773
      @skelligmicheal1773 3 роки тому +5

      Pause @ 21:27 most the mods are listed in the debug menu

  • @red_infinitystone
    @red_infinitystone Рік тому +65

    Favorite Moments:
    3:33 Biter Attack
    12:21 No Oil
    17:55 Solar Strike
    13:30 Rocket Launcher 1
    13:46 Super Sonic Trains 2
    14:12 Thanks Tristan
    21:46 Belt Balancers
    22:01 Balancer Replacement
    22:44 Light Oil

  • @Joeseppi
    @Joeseppi 3 роки тому +1046

    jeff dlc next

  • @yeetiusmaximuss
    @yeetiusmaximuss 3 роки тому +3421

    "The children are my targets"
    remember, it's not a war crime, it's denying the enemy potential recruits

    • @eternallinks3351
      @eternallinks3351 3 роки тому +144

      And more importantly, it's not a war crime if you're preventing another faction from committing warcrimes by hiring child soldiers.

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 3 роки тому +18

      It's not a warcrime if there is no one left to report it

    • @nonyabuisness6642
      @nonyabuisness6642 3 роки тому +15

      *Hava Nagila blasts in the background

    • @bobrock6438
      @bobrock6438 2 роки тому +3

      @@ethanguest3438 eggzactly

    • @leodesalis5915
      @leodesalis5915 2 роки тому +34

      I don't see the bugs signature on the Geneva convention, I guess it's fair game then.

  • @Llamazone-Prime
    @Llamazone-Prime 3 роки тому +4337

    Everyone's freaking out over the latest reality series while us real chads and chadettes are eagerly awaiting frogman part two.

    • @TheOli123440
      @TheOli123440 3 роки тому +159

      Waiting for the story to E X P A N D

    • @karotgamin790
      @karotgamin790 3 роки тому +58

      also the ksp kevin arc

    • @langjan4322
      @langjan4322 3 роки тому +29

      ITS GAD DAM OCTOBER!!!! HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE!!!

    • @ebenen36
      @ebenen36 3 роки тому +7

      @@langjan4322 TOO LONG

    • @troglodyteking3848
      @troglodyteking3848 3 роки тому +3

      Expand?
      Kinda reminds me of YOUR MOM!!!!!

  • @meowtzy7gaming551
    @meowtzy7gaming551 3 місяці тому +6

    Rewatch value is insane… have almost never rewatched a YT vid but this is just pure comedy

  • @kevintang2605
    @kevintang2605 3 роки тому +560

    I feel like Martin sees the editing software interface every time he closes his eyes and dreams of capitalist E X P A N S I O N and L I B E R A T I O N™ of the local wildlife.

  • @ivahlana
    @ivahlana 3 роки тому +2985

    As I wait for the next video, I can't stop rewatching this one. It's just so well edited.

    • @yaboisterling796
      @yaboisterling796 3 роки тому +57

      I thought i was the only one rewatching this vid

    • @xxxwolfeyxxx8583
      @xxxwolfeyxxx8583 3 роки тому +34

      I can’t stop going back to this video, it’s funny as hell

    • @dionysus6081
      @dionysus6081 3 роки тому +16

      Well it wont be until December at least he said his next vid is battlefield 2042 which will come out in december

    • @DXVED0RD
      @DXVED0RD 3 роки тому +3

      And fucking funny🤣🤣🤣

    • @nox5668
      @nox5668 3 роки тому

      relatable

  • @ApolloFirearms
    @ApolloFirearms 2 роки тому +3648

    I love how he doesn’t call it the “planet” but rather “the factory”

    • @the.creature.has.escaped
      @the.creature.has.escaped 2 роки тому +159

      everything is factory if you try hard enough

    • @physx-void-pointer
      @physx-void-pointer 2 роки тому +45

      @@the.creature.has.escaped you must always protect the factory

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi 2 роки тому +11

      @@the.creature.has.escaped women are factory?

    • @augustwinterman6952
      @augustwinterman6952 2 роки тому +74

      @@bentgi *Everything* is factory. No exceptions.

    • @cardnal44
      @cardnal44 2 роки тому +37

      @@augustwinterman6952 You and I are one in the same *FACTORY*

  • @Queen_Akaya
    @Queen_Akaya 2 роки тому +43

    It's been a year and I still am rewatching this video until the next one comes out.

    • @ibnr385
      @ibnr385 Місяць тому

      It's been another year and I'm rewatching again...

  • @arjayon2461
    @arjayon2461 3 роки тому +4317

    Quiet kid: "Hey don't come to school tomorrow "
    *shows open backpack filled with stacks of waterfill*

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 роки тому +389

    22:00 My actual job is working in a factory. I can't watch people play Factorio without feeling like I'm at work. Finding horrible bottlenecks that cannot be fixed without completely redesigning the line? Daily occurrence, and the bosses are too lazy to get it done, so you just have to deal with it

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv 3 роки тому +11

      And then they have the nerve to say this machine is running under rate

    • @h.l4650
      @h.l4650 3 роки тому +1

      Wow.

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 3 роки тому +3

      industrial engineer?

  • @kdrecords4562
    @kdrecords4562 3 роки тому +326

    I don't think you get it, Martin: when you race Vsauce, Michael Here, you lose.

  • @dadp
    @dadp Рік тому +55

    part 2 is like when we waited for a few years for samonella to post again

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 3 роки тому +330

    Martin keeps going more and more insane with every building game he plays

  • @thetwo.1062
    @thetwo.1062 3 роки тому +616

    This guy's vids are more enjoyable than 80% of content anywhere nowadays. The long waits in-between vids are definitely worth it for this level of quality, lol.

  • @colestillwell7064
    @colestillwell7064 3 роки тому +442

    One of the few UA-camrs where I actually don't skip the sponsored part.

    • @simonaspalovis1204
      @simonaspalovis1204 3 роки тому +21

      You should check out Internet Historian as well. His creative ads are legendary.

    • @dekaredfire
      @dekaredfire 3 роки тому +26

      What if, Martincitopants is actually Internet Historian's crazier alter ego?

    • @monkc3812
      @monkc3812 3 роки тому +6

      And icecreamsandwich too

    • @troglodyteking3848
      @troglodyteking3848 3 роки тому +2

      ICH LEBE IN DEINEN WÄNDEN
      Translation: I AMLIVING IN YOUR WALLS

    • @bobhigtheonionwizard2223
      @bobhigtheonionwizard2223 3 роки тому +1

      I was just about to comment the same thing lmao

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername 2 місяці тому +10

    Drunk driving simulator is over, back to the factory

  • @literallytheunitedstatesof1842
    @literallytheunitedstatesof1842 3 роки тому +526

    Mart is the only channel that I sit through the sponsor break for because of how funny he is

  • @connorallen8026
    @connorallen8026 3 роки тому +380

    This has never happened before. Laughed to add intro, then, on three separate occasions, reminded the vid to watch funny parts of the add again. Best advertising I’ve ever seen.

    • @bighex5340
      @bighex5340 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh, you know when you're rewinding the ADVERTISEMENT that the content maker is some good shit

    • @dantethewanderer4989
      @dantethewanderer4989 3 роки тому +3

      @@bighex5340 It means the creator is actually funny and putting in the effort to make the ad entertaining enough for you, the viewer, to not skip said ad. But yeah the ad was pretty funny, ngl.

  • @Gameking40
    @Gameking40 3 роки тому +703

    "Are the orange one's your targets?"
    "No Tristan, the children are my targets."

  • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
    @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 роки тому +46

    Maybe one day, they’ll return to factorio to dominate space. But not today.

  • @cognisentnt8613
    @cognisentnt8613 3 роки тому +670

    That has to be the most energetic sponsorship ad I've ever sat through.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +46

      You didn't sit through the ad, you were tied to a chair while martincitopants screamed at you about why you should download the game while injecting you with drugs and playing subliminal messages in the background

    • @troglodyteking3848
      @troglodyteking3848 3 роки тому +2

      22:52
      Ooooo oooo Ooooo Oooooooo Ooooooo

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 3 роки тому +4

      He is my second favorite after internet historian

    • @jantogeerken
      @jantogeerken 3 роки тому +1

      Then you have to watch internet historians sponsorship

    • @Lucat_Here
      @Lucat_Here 3 роки тому

      It was for the frog

  • @zephranarx2172
    @zephranarx2172 3 роки тому +640

    Actually, fun fact for when you continue: Biters will spawn in areas that lack machinery, so if you have any big gaps in your space, biters are likely to spawn there.
    Would keep this in mind when expanding, you'll wanna do it incrementally as you grow, as doing big jumps only adds risk.
    Also, oil wells never dry out, they stop after a certain point and just end up being a constant trickle source.

    • @tommy0con2
      @tommy0con2 3 роки тому +63

      thats why you have to assert your dominance by putting down a random power pole when you destroy a base. Otherwise they think they can come back :p

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 3 роки тому +32

      i thought they would send a "settler" biter there. and they would not just "pop" in to existance. but eh.. ok

    • @Blackbirdone11
      @Blackbirdone11 3 роки тому +27

      @@-Big_Big yah they send units they never spawn anywere out of nowere

    • @blaknynja7920
      @blaknynja7920 2 роки тому +3

      But nobody wants a trickle, they want a big gush of the good stuff! Take that however you like.

  • @Jord2123
    @Jord2123 3 роки тому +805

    I’ve already watched this 3 times, idk I’ve never played this game but watching you narrate this so funny and interesting. Honestly one of the top mini series you do. This KSP and maybe the legit speed run plays haha

    • @no1noseimelvis37
      @no1noseimelvis37 3 роки тому +4

      @@its.a.gh0st it made me play it again

    • @permanent8387
      @permanent8387 3 роки тому +3

      im the same i watched this 3 times never gets old

    • @frederic-leonpohl9812
      @frederic-leonpohl9812 3 роки тому +6

      I watched it and started playing factorio again that was a big mistake… i am now again addicted to it…

    • @BreyD
      @BreyD 3 роки тому +2

      @@frederic-leonpohl9812 it does that

    • @Nat_-_
      @Nat_-_ 3 роки тому +3

      This video was the final thing to get me to buy factorio, and im now watching the video a 6th time waiting for part 2 lol

  • @MaybyAGhost
    @MaybyAGhost Рік тому +18

    When you have to come back to this video because you need to watch part 2 but can't remember how this one ended... A YEAR AGO.

  • @binkycatfish
    @binkycatfish 3 роки тому +418

    Jimbo's expansion itch has not been scratched for long. Now, we will watch Jimbo reach outer planets, conquering "inhabited" land, "peacefully remove" any opposition, and "extract some resources for the good will of humanity".

  • @EMlYA_SHlR0U
    @EMlYA_SHlR0U 3 роки тому +399

    I don't know why, but the phrase "Pogging out of my mind" never fails to make me laugh

    • @Nrzl
      @Nrzl 3 роки тому +9

      With how annoying and frustrating it is to automate yellow science, "Pogging out of my mind" seems like perfect description on finally doing it efficiently and a consistent pace.

  • @blackvisamatanuwijaya5281
    @blackvisamatanuwijaya5281 3 роки тому +1481

    Ahh the return of the underrated king
    Edit
    Oh so he isn't underrated anymore
    Ahh the return of the king

    • @heakhaek
      @heakhaek 3 роки тому +3

      i agree
      amd now he is in a pain of never ending constant gaming for a week looop

    • @bigchaza5039
      @bigchaza5039 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed

    • @mymonz1
      @mymonz1 3 роки тому

      agreed

    • @Somewhereinthisuniverse
      @Somewhereinthisuniverse 3 роки тому +9

      Not really underrated he gets 2-3M views every video that's 3000 bucks

    • @blackvisamatanuwijaya5281
      @blackvisamatanuwijaya5281 3 роки тому +9

      @@Somewhereinthisuniverse oh yeah i forgot he already evolved to become a great big B O A T

  • @csbazonka
    @csbazonka Місяць тому +5

    its been 3 years mart
    the factory must grow

  • @bluestorm749
    @bluestorm749 3 роки тому +227

    You really managed to influence the algorithm with the description, that’s for sure

    • @rohanalias9053
      @rohanalias9053 3 роки тому +4

      The most hilarious algorithm lmao

    • @JohnVu10
      @JohnVu10 3 роки тому +13

      Boy i love watching my favourite mart, AKA martincitopants, here to play factorio (not MINECRAFT with DREAM (DREER)) I recently purchased a Nuclear Submarine for Australia under the AUKUS deal (I don't know what that means but I bought big bunch of them hehe). This caused KIM KARDASHIAN to marry me instead of Kanye West (Donda (Donald)). THE GIBBERISH CONTINUES... POST KIM MARRIAGE I WAS INVITED TO THE MET GALA, WHERE I WAS BIRTHED FROM LIL NAS X with an iPhone 13 in my hand. I RACED VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE IN FORMULA 1 ON FORTNITE (chairs). yej. this video is definitely about Mr Beast, CALL OF DUTY VANGUARD, AND BATTLEFIELD 2042 COMBINED. (wow). Shremwaldo fought Mr beast and won in an illegal dogfighting ring (UEFA champions league).

  • @wolfi8469
    @wolfi8469 3 роки тому +4882

    Martin: "To be continued"
    Me (still waiting for the next video 2 months later): "Maybe he fell asleep.. Huh.. That would explain it.. Ok, off to the next Just Cause 3 speedrun"
    Edit: Its been 5 months.. I am losing my mind and questioning my very existance. It seems to be that our lord and savior left us to rot in anticipation of the next part. Maybe it will never come.. I am losing hope.. Please relieve us from this torment Martin..
    Edit (Mk. II): It has been 8 months now.. My insanity has reached critical levels.. I can't stand the torment anymore.. Life is nothing but pain without the sweet relieve of our all so craved continuation.. Martin.. I beg you please.. End this torture.. How many more good souls have to succumb to this madness ?.. How many will it take for you to answer to the prayers of us last remaining mendicants ?..
    Edit (Mk. III): It's been a year daddy. I really really miss you. Mommy said you went out to get number 1 on the Just Cause leaderboard. But I saw you posting pictures of old men saying silly stuff. Please come home daddy. We are out of milk.

    • @batteryman136
      @batteryman136 3 роки тому +396

      Want part 2 of this so bad. seen this one an unhealthy amount of times already xD

    • @stan2841
      @stan2841 3 роки тому +87

      I come back every week to check for part 2

    • @flyhigh6047
      @flyhigh6047 3 роки тому +58

      he's occupy doing JC 3 speed run things again and again lmao

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 3 роки тому +16

      How about now?

    • @WorkInProgressX
      @WorkInProgressX 3 роки тому +25

      @@halyoalex8942 he’s cooking a battlefield video

  • @SomeoneHDTV1
    @SomeoneHDTV1 2 роки тому +530

    The crowd dispersion tank song: Distance - Isolation
    artillery song - Mick Gordon - The Only Thing They Fear Is You
    Expanding artillery song - P.T. Adamczyk - The Rebel Path
    Rocket Exporation Song - Waveshaper - A Monster

    • @ytr4
      @ytr4 2 роки тому +11

      legend. was after the first one

    • @Losba_Evoli
      @Losba_Evoli 2 роки тому +5

      better than the subtitles. thanks for actually giving the correct answer to the first song

    • @xboy5004
      @xboy5004 2 роки тому +2

      absolute Chad right here

    • @WashedGeralt
      @WashedGeralt 2 роки тому +2

      o7

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 2 роки тому +1

      What a lad! Thanks, I was looking for the songs for months.

  • @hendog2812
    @hendog2812 2 роки тому +842

    its been a year daddy

    • @reobrauer6445
      @reobrauer6445 7 місяців тому +74

      Its been another year

    • @Namida-u9b
      @Namida-u9b 6 місяців тому +27

      I really really miss you

    • @liammccartney9912
      @liammccartney9912 6 місяців тому +29

      It’s been two years daddy

    • @A_random_person-Heya
      @A_random_person-Heya 6 місяців тому +5

      Can’t wait for a third

    • @Beefytender
      @Beefytender 6 місяців тому +2

      @@A_random_person-Heyaa third maybe he will make another one I hope

  • @ignotsii19
    @ignotsii19 3 роки тому +97

    Love how your megacorporation RP (intentionally or unintentionally mirroring reality) relied upon sea levels rising

  • @god2060
    @god2060 2 роки тому +5138

    One day the second part will come out and I'll finally be free from rewatching this video endlessly
    Edit: 4 months have passed since I wrote my comment and 11 since the video was uploaded. My pain has become spite and I will not die until the frog uploads the second part.
    Edit 2: Finally my brothers, our endless wait has been vindicated, the frog comes again, with power and great glory, to requite what was denied. I hope to see you on the other side, for I may now die with peace of mind.
    It has been an honour

    • @maddieytb5981
      @maddieytb5981 2 роки тому +257

      ...and trapped rewatching the second part endlessly instead

    • @sypeiterra7613
      @sypeiterra7613 2 роки тому +34

      @@maddieytb5981 exactly how it will be
      Also wow I found another avali

    • @realdapperdice
      @realdapperdice 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @baconman8786
      @baconman8786 2 роки тому +9

      FREE ME

    • @maddieytb5981
      @maddieytb5981 2 роки тому +4

      @@sypeiterra7613 yup!
      it's actually one I drew myself a few years back

  • @Laptop46
    @Laptop46 3 роки тому +503

    I can officially say that you've made it big on UA-cam since "reaction" channels are now leeching off your content. It has been glorious seeing your rise to infamy.

    • @clark1066
      @clark1066 3 роки тому +17

      It’s truly nice seeing a UA-cam who deserves getting big eventually achieve it.

    • @alexjones4679
      @alexjones4679 3 роки тому +10

      Hmm... Yeah infamy checks out. He's essentially an insanely high energy Sseth

    • @bolmobelo
      @bolmobelo 3 роки тому

      Sadly,icefox37 has not made the afton family react to him,despite me(and probably others) desperately wanting him to.

    • @ivan5604
      @ivan5604 3 роки тому

      The only thing is cost him was his sanity

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 3 роки тому +2

      Ooh he's reacted to? HES ONE OF THE BIG BOIS NOW

  • @wayasho5284
    @wayasho5284 2 роки тому +11

    its been months without part two.. i am starving and thirst for part 2... my teeth are clkattering my health degrading. forced to rewatch part one over and over

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 роки тому +397

    Imagine Jeff Bezos waterfills your entire neighborhood like its Manila during a Typhoon just because a worker that lives there took a maternity leave

    • @krystina662
      @krystina662 3 роки тому +8

      Soon™

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 3 роки тому +20

      Oh, that's absolutely ridiculous. Jeff Bezos would send his Amazon Prime(TM) death squads to impress the child into slavery first.

    • @ezucra
      @ezucra 3 роки тому +2

      “Like manila with a typhoon”
      2 weathers in the phillipines, hellish hot and flooded hellscape

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 роки тому

      @@ezucra nah pare, its like:
      -getting inasal'ed
      and
      -waterworld 1995

    • @gestaltengine6369
      @gestaltengine6369 3 роки тому +2

      Climate change acceleration is just waterfilling with extra steps

  • @locura456
    @locura456 3 роки тому +317

    Tristian's "lets goooooo" when they "finished" the game is truly a pogging moment.

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 3 роки тому +383

    "We needed more oil"
    Biters in the south: "Why do I hear the Star Spangled Banner playing?"

    • @buckleseat8949
      @buckleseat8949 3 роки тому +5

      Nah, should be Union Dixie by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

    • @beanboy5295
      @beanboy5295 3 роки тому +4

      @@buckleseat8949 ye but only during the part where they expanded south

    • @UfakUfakIngilizce
      @UfakUfakIngilizce 3 роки тому +1

      you may like this video?
      Country Flags 👍👍
      ua-cam.com/video/ZyAIeWF5ZmA/v-deo.html

    • @kinexiem
      @kinexiem 3 роки тому

      well...

    • @celsetialarchives5909
      @celsetialarchives5909 3 роки тому

      *fortunate sun intensifies*

  • @El_Jefe45
    @El_Jefe45 Рік тому +311

    We ever gonna get a part 2? It’s already been a year

  • @wojciechcichocki1429
    @wojciechcichocki1429 3 роки тому +2663

    Frogman, your modlist is fucking insane, you surprised about lag when your list of mods looks like the list of chapters in the Bible

    • @beanslinger4616
      @beanslinger4616 3 роки тому +193

      If that modlist is like the list of chapters in the Bible, my modlist is like a library of all religious texts, including all of their chapters.

    • @kafi_zeke4114
      @kafi_zeke4114 3 роки тому +80

      have ya seen a skyrim mod list?

    • @phoenixslayer6067
      @phoenixslayer6067 3 роки тому +52

      @@kafi_zeke4114 Oh no, not the whole bible!

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 3 роки тому +58

      @@kafi_zeke4114 *LAUGHS IN KSP MODLIST*

    • @bruceloh7926
      @bruceloh7926 3 роки тому +43

      My man's modlist looking like he about to go teach some religion to the nati- oh...
      *Oh no.*

  • @pedrocc2624
    @pedrocc2624 3 роки тому +723

    Tristan is a legend just for entering, saying "fuck yoyu" and leaving

  • @voidmaster1990
    @voidmaster1990 Рік тому +18

    The quality of this channel is insane, damn shame we don't get many video's tough...

  • @Zaciriya
    @Zaciriya 3 роки тому +116

    Your indiscriminate use of Doom and metal music in this is HIGHLY appreciated friend

  • @mightyc2060
    @mightyc2060 3 роки тому +109

    I swear mate your videos are up there with Internet Historian,
    Max0r and TheRussianBadger in terms of quality, memes, and just overall pure fun.
    I know that whatever I watch, that as long as it's from you, I'll leave with a smile on my face, a brain slightly bigger then it was before, and a sense of existential dread regarding household objects...
    Or just the house itself... maybe my overall well-being... oh and definitely the mental well-being of an Australian Frogman.
    Eh, whatever works.

  • @jarednamlooc589
    @jarednamlooc589 2 роки тому +985

    We really need a part 2 and 3 of this series!

    • @Selzor
      @Selzor 2 роки тому +9

      Maybe also. A part 4

    • @KeeperTheo
      @KeeperTheo 2 роки тому +9

      Perhaps a part 5

    • @Aero3435
      @Aero3435 2 роки тому +6

      what abo9ut a part 6-10??

    • @JODAKAN0815
      @JODAKAN0815 2 роки тому +4

      Don't get your hopes up it's been 7 months @martincitopants

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 2 роки тому +2

      @@Aero3435 Part 11 - Graham’s number.

  • @MrChadders101
    @MrChadders101 2 роки тому +9

    I come back to this video every now and again. It has a unique, chaotic vibe without losing quality that nothing else I have watched has managed.

    • @MrChadders101
      @MrChadders101 Рік тому

      I have returned to this video, Probably not a good idea, since I have a code review, CISCO exam and skills test, Team Sprint review and three other exams over the next 2 weeks.

    • @MrChadders101
      @MrChadders101 Рік тому

      I have again returned to this video, with 2 exams in a week. Why do I do this to myself?

  • @Anonsloth26
    @Anonsloth26 3 роки тому +200

    This guy is hilarious simply for his charisma, talent and (activates vocoding) EDITING

  • @Chase-ts7gu
    @Chase-ts7gu 3 роки тому +111

    Your video on why factorio is awesome, your KSP videos, and your just cause 3 speed runs are honestly awesome. I’ve replayed all of them multiple times.

  • @LemonWithASideOfLemons
    @LemonWithASideOfLemons 3 роки тому +87

    As someone who works in a factory, this is exactly how we operate on a day to day basis. Good job frog guy.
    *EXPAND THE FACTORY*

    • @vladimirvikentije5202
      @vladimirvikentije5202 3 роки тому +1

      Are you getting obliterated by the sonic trains on a daily basis?

    • @LemonWithASideOfLemons
      @LemonWithASideOfLemons 3 роки тому +1

      of course

    • @LemonWithASideOfLemons
      @LemonWithASideOfLemons 3 роки тому +1

      well no but I did see someone get rolled over with a forklift and have all the bones in her foot shattered, crippling her for life. Not joking this time

  • @agoosecalledxaro6679
    @agoosecalledxaro6679 Рік тому +8

    The transitions from complete silence to chaos back to complete silence is awesome. I love this style of humor.

  • @j4kyboi13
    @j4kyboi13 3 роки тому +758

    He’s actually just the American government
    Exhibit A: “MMMMMM OIL”

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 3 роки тому +478

    I swear this video is as addictive as factorio itself, I've been coming back every day

  • @hrunchtayt1587
    @hrunchtayt1587 2 роки тому +189

    12:39 “We needed more oil”
    Many conquerors have said this in past times but failed long term, but you made it work.

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 2 роки тому +15

      many conquerors didn't have waterfill

  • @Meowman-ct5ql
    @Meowman-ct5ql 29 днів тому +5

    Space is real now mart. Good luck.

  • @trooper_0257
    @trooper_0257 3 роки тому +72

    The original Factorio video was the first of his I’ve ever seen, so to get this after so long is like a little homage/nostalgia trip to when I first found this

  • @God-hp2gx
    @God-hp2gx 3 роки тому +76

    I request that *the factory grows further* ,for the God of the factory commands it

  • @theelltrain8985
    @theelltrain8985 2 роки тому +32

    If part two doesn’t come out soon I’m gonna waterfill so many houses!

  • @Lilium213
    @Lilium213 3 роки тому +121

    Me with a 100 hours in factorio: "I haven't gotten to the rocket yet"
    Martin: "One rocket? Way too easy!"

    • @GibsonYouTube
      @GibsonYouTube 3 роки тому +5

      Don’t worry about it lol, it look me 150 hours to beat the game for the first time

  • @maxzinusnightfury1208
    @maxzinusnightfury1208 3 роки тому +348

    im only 5 minutes into this masterpice, i cant get over the fact that there is both sea shanties and SYNTHETIK music in this video. 11/10

    • @thebushman435
      @thebushman435 3 роки тому +6

      12 out of ten for the theme song from The Beat boss in Furi

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 2 роки тому

      @@thebushman435 You mean "A monster" right? I didn't much like that boss, after every other boss The Beat just felt too easy due to each boss before her becoming harder and harder to beat and then you have her, barely a pushover and the final regular boss in the line up (not counting The Star as that's an optional boss and also technically a secret boss as well) so to end on that was a tad disappointing to say the least.

    • @thebushman435
      @thebushman435 2 роки тому

      @@MegaRazorback True, The Beat was a pretty underwhelming fight. But can't knock the soundtrack at least.

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 2 роки тому +1

      @@thebushman435 You're right, the soundtrack is one of the reasons i bought the game, love the artists they picked for it.

  • @mazda759
    @mazda759 3 роки тому +169

    I lost count how much I rewatched this masterpiece. Really waiting for next episode

  • @АлексейРоманчук-у4п

    Guys this is just great. Thank you. I watched at a speed of 1 then 0.75 and as a result I watched 80% of the video at a speed of 0.50. There are so many interesting things that I didn't want to miss anything. I remember my gatherings in this game for 16-20 hours without stopping and I understand what kind of work you are implementing. this is very cool!

  • @nestorsaezfernandez1720
    @nestorsaezfernandez1720 3 роки тому +365

    When a company makes a game SO memorable that just a single half cut note can make you know from which game is it 00:30
    S tier

    • @ade5324
      @ade5324 3 роки тому +3

      factorio?

    • @theuselessteammate2097
      @theuselessteammate2097 3 роки тому +2

      Don't get it

    • @Ay-di4fq
      @Ay-di4fq 3 роки тому +44

      @@theuselessteammate2097 the final fantasy 7 victory theme

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 роки тому +4

      @@theuselessteammate2097 imagine being uncultured

    • @fartywartymcfarthead
      @fartywartymcfarthead 3 роки тому +21

      @@flamingrubys11 imagine saying uncultured like anyone gives a fuck what you think

  • @charles-olivierdenis6633
    @charles-olivierdenis6633 3 роки тому +670

    The music that plays when the "Bean boys Encorporated" meme plays is making me pog out of my mind.

    • @kropela
      @kropela 3 роки тому +7

      Any idea what's that?

    • @nistarok123
      @nistarok123 3 роки тому +72

      @@kropela Isolation - Distance

    • @kropela
      @kropela 3 роки тому +2

      @@nistarok123 Appreciated!

    • @lawsen3719
      @lawsen3719 3 роки тому +2

      @@nistarok123 thank you!

    • @charles-olivierdenis6633
      @charles-olivierdenis6633 3 роки тому +4

      @@nistarok123 My upmost and complete respect to you, Mein Freund

  • @alryueika4908
    @alryueika4908 3 роки тому +214

    this is my 7th time rewatching this and its still a masterpiece

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +2

      same
      DREER

  • @fyi_cinnamontoast
    @fyi_cinnamontoast 13 днів тому +1

    19:14 martincitopants coming out. I'm glad you found the courage to tell us. We love you for who you are, don't worry :)

  • @kaankucuk4101
    @kaankucuk4101 3 роки тому +60

    This legend took a dragoncity sponsorship in 2021. Truly respectable

    • @guilty_mulburry5903
      @guilty_mulburry5903 3 роки тому

      What's wrong with that?

    • @kaankucuk4101
      @kaankucuk4101 3 роки тому +2

      @@guilty_mulburry5903 I wasn't being ironic, he truly gained my respect for sponsoring the game I was addicted years ago

    • @guilty_mulburry5903
      @guilty_mulburry5903 3 роки тому

      @@kaankucuk4101 its got a bit shit tbh

    • @mr.randomgamer888
      @mr.randomgamer888 3 роки тому

      This game I played when I was fuckin 12 or something, forgot it even existed

  • @riddlemethat5597
    @riddlemethat5597 3 роки тому +67

    I do love a game that allows you to really feel the Starship Troopers hatred for alien bugs.

  • @lovesxckness
    @lovesxckness 3 роки тому +64

    Martin with artillery trains: GIVE ME YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

  • @Dandylocks
    @Dandylocks 3 місяці тому +6

    Factorio remembers…

  • @wesleymohler1297
    @wesleymohler1297 2 роки тому +91

    “Day 6 began, as any good day should, with a quick artillery barrage”
    Finally, someone who understands.

    • @bolmobelo
      @bolmobelo 2 роки тому +1

      I know,it's a great wakeup call,and it doesn't have any side effects like caffeine!

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 2 роки тому +2

      “Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl.”

  • @someguynamedsam6785
    @someguynamedsam6785 3 роки тому +77

    “Gentlemen, our subjugation will be vast and our profits will be vaster.”

  • @SRDPS2
    @SRDPS2 3 роки тому +129

    0:01 Intro: G O O D E V E N I N G ! !
    0:54 Day 1: Factory Begining
    1:34 Sponsored: Welcome to Dragon City (2:54 skip)
    4:34 Day 2: Stability & Border without Wall
    8:21 Day 3: @#&%! you, water fills your house
    11:35 Day 4: OPERATION: O.I.L.
    14:12 Day 5: Explore & Liberty
    16:06 Day 6: Space does little TROLLING
    19:00 Day 7: Civilization type 1 Complete
    20:56 Day 8: Technique Issue
    22:36 Day 9: Space preparation
    23:13 Day 10: Today was the day (SPACE!!)
    24:12 To be continued (I'll be waiting)

  • @tendymancommeth
    @tendymancommeth 2 роки тому +20

    15 months and im still waiting for part 2.

  • @TacticalPixels
    @TacticalPixels 3 роки тому +59

    “GEAORGE IS STILL OONABLE TO BE LOCATED” had me dead

  • @randompopcat9615
    @randompopcat9615 3 роки тому +56

    We need a modlist for this burning mess

    • @poper7534
      @poper7534 3 роки тому +4

      pause at 21:27 when he's looking at the debug menu and you can see all the mods he has

  • @jrmorrow2
    @jrmorrow2 3 роки тому +30

    The man's speaking jumps from "Casual Conversation" to "THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE" so fast it gives me whiplash.

  • @eggsbenedict8569
    @eggsbenedict8569 Рік тому +13

    Bruh the sponsor segment was so good that when my brother saw it he began dancing on the floor lmao

  • @sfgiants9725
    @sfgiants9725 3 роки тому +71

    I didn’t believe him when he said it was like Crack. I downloaded the Factorio demo and I have spent the past 7 hours doing nothing but playing. I didn’t even notice the time had gone by.

  • @haventakalou6530
    @haventakalou6530 3 роки тому +159

    That’s probably the first sponsorship I haven’t skipped through.

    • @DonMuffatello
      @DonMuffatello 3 роки тому +6

      Mart knows how to do sponsors

    • @raiguard
      @raiguard 3 роки тому +8

      Internet historian's ads are this way too. The ads are just as good as the actual video.

    • @Dragonfire-486
      @Dragonfire-486 3 роки тому +4

      dreer

    • @nicolala7132
      @nicolala7132 3 роки тому +1

      @@raiguard Nordman cinematic universe.

    • @haventakalou6530
      @haventakalou6530 2 роки тому +1

      @@DonMuffatello Damn straight, that genshin impact one he did made me laugh so hard, I fell out of my chair and onto a warhammer figure I had just finished building.

  • @icevlad148
    @icevlad148 3 роки тому +73

    I never knew that I needed some Factorio ULTRA-VIOLENCE montages in my life.

    • @jamzee_
      @jamzee_ 3 роки тому +4

      Record yourself ingame and play the replay while you fall asleep. Dreams of efficient methods of production will form in your head.

    • @oszi7058
      @oszi7058 3 роки тому

      true

    • @Nickerino617
      @Nickerino617 3 роки тому

      @@jamzee_ sleeping? the factory must E X P A N D

  • @thehscwad4889
    @thehscwad4889 3 місяці тому +3

    heavy artillery train in freaking beautiful

  • @brentritchie6199
    @brentritchie6199 3 роки тому +84

    The bitters saying nasty things like "Tax the Rich" was hilarious