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  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants  3 роки тому +2885

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  • @spacelight5261
    @spacelight5261 3 роки тому +3502

    The only thing preventing martin from having a mental breakdown was Italian cuisine

  • @ArtilleryAS
    @ArtilleryAS 3 роки тому +1291

    Dad: "Hey son what did you learn today?"
    Son: "BOAT"

    • @hephsmith3738
      @hephsmith3738 3 роки тому +11

      funny number.

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 роки тому +8

      @@hephsmith3738 funniest number is 2. take it or leave it

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/IenmwPCC6kA/v-deo.html

    • @talky_boi1655
      @talky_boi1655 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @feIIas
      @feIIas 3 роки тому

      Can i just get a soundclip of him saying boat

  • @quinn7876
    @quinn7876 3 роки тому +1477

    “Nevertheless, we-“
    “-persisted”.
    “-continued.”
    “Oh.”

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +1311

    The issue with games where everything is meant to explode: it's really difficult to deliver things to places without them blowing up

  • @tnonne
    @tnonne 3 роки тому +3491

    Another 21 minutes and 13 seconds of pure neuron activation with high octane audible and visual stimulation. Absolutely incredible.

  • @OmgItsLeaa
    @OmgItsLeaa 3 роки тому +13906

    The fact that you're doing this to yourself again is either impressive or insane

  • @MrSciencedog2
    @MrSciencedog2 3 роки тому +2691

    Cant wait for the inevitable third installment of the series; "Suffering, even"

    • @Manfred_Danfred
      @Manfred_Danfred 3 роки тому +83

      And the one after that. "Tormenting, if you feel so inclined"

    • @giornogiovanna5214
      @giornogiovanna5214 3 роки тому +16

      When ever I play war thunder

    • @14thbattlegroupcommander
      @14thbattlegroupcommander 3 роки тому +31

      "torture, if you insist"

    • @nathanielrobinson7533
      @nathanielrobinson7533 3 роки тому +12

      And he did it a fucking gain

    • @IROBERTWILSON
      @IROBERTWILSON 3 роки тому +3

      I literally had the same idea and was about to write the comment but you got here first. That must mean I have top quality jokes.

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +231

    Martincito’s videos are so high-octane that they would actually seriously damage the brains of people from the past

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 Рік тому +9

      Have you seen max0r's vids? They would cause complete mental shutdown

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Рік тому +2

      To be fair, I think ANY of the stuff we have now would cause someone from the past to implode

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 Рік тому

      @@isaacmayer-splain8974max0r is just Martin on excessive amounts of cocaine

    • @CharmingCharles30
      @CharmingCharles30 2 місяці тому

      😮😂

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 Місяць тому

      people from the past went through mad things , im pretty sure that the Crimean war would shut down your brain

  • @jeggehek6934
    @jeggehek6934 3 роки тому +642

    “He thought it would be greatly helpful if he shat in my room”
    Ad: why do you need to attend church

    • @clarkdavid7206
      @clarkdavid7206 3 роки тому +3

      @John Watson LOL so its CFC?

    • @2Syndras1Cup
      @2Syndras1Cup 3 роки тому +1

      @John Watson I was about to spit out what little of saliva I have dude. Jesus Christ...

  • @kiWi-zv8vr
    @kiWi-zv8vr 3 роки тому +543

    8:46 the premiere chat after this part was just people saying B O A T for a whole minute

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 3 роки тому +1458

    Kid: *laughing at nothing
    Father: “hey son what you laughing at?”
    Kid: *B O A T*

    • @Whirlpool635
      @Whirlpool635 3 роки тому +18

      *B O A T*

    • @melo4rb2
      @melo4rb2 3 роки тому +13

      B O A T

    • @swagm8919
      @swagm8919 3 роки тому +5

      lmao lonely gamer incel humour.

    • @melo4rb2
      @melo4rb2 3 роки тому +28

      @@swagm8919 looks like someone is mad for no reason again

    • @swagm8919
      @swagm8919 3 роки тому +3

      @@melo4rb2 wdym again? You guys have no social skills and that's the truth

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming 3 роки тому +74

    14:00 the way he says: “the chat messages returned” got me feeling some type of way.

  • @trollipop4810
    @trollipop4810 3 роки тому +405

    "My cat shat in my room"
    Yt: "CLEANING SUPPLY AD!"

    • @exitioregem8466
      @exitioregem8466 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes, windex, good for cat shit

    • @p.t.557
      @p.t.557 3 роки тому

      Who is still watching adds? I started to always use adblock since youtube doubled them.

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 3 роки тому

      @@p.t.557 Yeah, the adblock I use is genuinely great for stopping viruses as well since it blocks popups and redirects. It doesn't matter for UA-cam though since I use UA-cam premium (don't ask me why or try to convince me otherwise, I'm keeping it)

    • @kajetus0688
      @kajetus0688 3 роки тому

      @@MistahFox let me guess: youtube originals

    • @tamimeid813
      @tamimeid813 3 роки тому

      ​@@MistahFox which adblock do you use

  • @JurassicJosh172
    @JurassicJosh172 3 роки тому +857

    I like how the title is just I did it again and the thumbnail its just AGONY

  • @ConTorem
    @ConTorem 3 роки тому +473

    Definition of "I'll fucking do it again." This man learned from Goofy

    • @n_d_m0342
      @n_d_m0342 3 роки тому +1

      i hope he'll fucking do it again

    • @Rnjesus386
      @Rnjesus386 3 роки тому +4

      The demons told him too 😂

    • @Daisy-cx8xd
      @Daisy-cx8xd 3 роки тому +1

      I miss Filthy Frank.

    • @patrykpl5338
      @patrykpl5338 3 роки тому

      Goofy learned from him.

  • @NotA3xCombo
    @NotA3xCombo 3 роки тому +286

    He’s doing it a third time but I’m too impatient for livestreams so I’m rewatching this instead.

  • @monkeyman1581
    @monkeyman1581 3 роки тому +351

    19:37 was, hands down, one of the most nerve wracking moments in cinema history.

    • @PolishProgrammer
      @PolishProgrammer 3 роки тому +2

      Do you know what's the songs name?

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 роки тому +14

      @@PolishProgrammer Lacrimosa by Mozart

    • @rotini3851
      @rotini3851 3 роки тому +23

      Tbh I nearly shat myself at that moment

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 3 роки тому +4

      @@rotini3851 me too man lol

    • @epsilon2843
      @epsilon2843 3 роки тому +8

      I started fucking screaming “NO NO NOOO”, legit panicked me so bad, holy shit

  • @monkeyman1282
    @monkeyman1282 3 роки тому +320

    The thrombosis in my veins has never been deeper

  • @gabasourus2508
    @gabasourus2508 3 роки тому +4093

    Just to let all know, the time has been beat. Three different runners got a sub 17:40:00 time on the same day. The current WR is 16:25:58. Good luck, my dude.
    Edit: He's done it....
    VeryGood

    •  3 роки тому +317

      ono

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 роки тому +144

      Hm. Well he needs to redo it he needs to do sub 16:20

    • @alphahurricane7957
      @alphahurricane7957 3 роки тому +42

      ono

    • @r.i.pwindowsxp6876
      @r.i.pwindowsxp6876 3 роки тому +156

      Is frog boy willing to have another mental break down?

    • @krystina662
      @krystina662 3 роки тому +45

      I feel like he can cut down 2 hours at least

  • @joselee9605
    @joselee9605 3 роки тому +16

    20:08 I have never heard joy in its purest form

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 3 роки тому +556

    Apparently War Gaming really likes Martin's style of advertising.

    • @dodoontherocks
      @dodoontherocks 3 роки тому +34

      The add was fun and I watched it. So he did a good job xD

    • @medicmain455
      @medicmain455 3 роки тому +14

      who wouldn't?

    • @xxscootalooxx4431
      @xxscootalooxx4431 3 роки тому +12

      Now if only they could make a good game...

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 роки тому +4

      @@florinmoise4500 *i miss the old days when i could use a single clip to kill a maus with the Waffentrager E-100.*

    • @goose8956
      @goose8956 3 роки тому

      Remember lads loud and random=funny

  • @arthries
    @arthries 3 роки тому +280

    15:34
    "They're looking at me… I don't like their vibe"
    >Commits war crime
    *Fixed.*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1847

    12:18 "I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis!"
    Anyone else worried about his mental state after recording this video?

    • @armstrong3818
      @armstrong3818 3 роки тому +18

      Why u here man

    • @raizer903
      @raizer903 3 роки тому +29

      shut up stop stalking me

    • @xristos1113
      @xristos1113 3 роки тому +5

      @@raizer903 what

    • @MyLungsStillBurn
      @MyLungsStillBurn 3 роки тому +35

      I watched him throughout almost the entire stream, you could visibly see and hear his brain melt

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 3 роки тому +3

      Sir, with respect, shoo.

  • @nickygonzalez2276
    @nickygonzalez2276 3 роки тому +162

    I legit, have watch this video like 3 times this week. Whenever I'm doing chores around the house i put this on and listen to the commentary. Still cracks me everytime "It wouldn't the fucky boat if it wasn't FUCKY"
    Also I'm sure world of tanks loved that add. XD

    • @nickygonzalez2276
      @nickygonzalez2276 3 роки тому +7

      Edit. 8th time... someone send help. 🥲

    • @m0dp1g21
      @m0dp1g21 3 роки тому +2

      Martin and Internet historian are the only two youtubers whose ads I actually watch

    • @jp4307
      @jp4307 3 роки тому

      same

  • @ptprojektred
    @ptprojektred 3 роки тому +566

    The BOAT parts in the stream where peak Smooth Brain moments not gonna lie mate.

    • @thiccbirb7491
      @thiccbirb7491 3 роки тому +5

      bruh how the speaker doin' in wherever dead people go

    • @ptprojektred
      @ptprojektred 3 роки тому +10

      @@thiccbirb7491 He all right. We still talk about how he told Gaul to kill himself. Sickest burn I have seen my entire live.

    • @space5785
      @space5785 3 роки тому +2

      @@ptprojektred we miss you the towers not the same

    • @ptprojektred
      @ptprojektred 3 роки тому +1

      @@space5785 Thanks brother. Heard Saint came back.... sounds about right. As long as ya got Uldrin I'm happy.

    • @ptprojektred
      @ptprojektred 3 роки тому +1

      @@PapaBlapp The Fuck? Didn't ya shoot that bastard?

  • @blueritto5095
    @blueritto5095 3 роки тому +313

    "Deliver them right into the french"
    *british tank*

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 3 роки тому +8

      Lend lease lol

  • @tensered109
    @tensered109 3 роки тому +705

    19:40 anxiety in fucking carnate, that shit nearly broke me

  • @MisturInfamous
    @MisturInfamous 3 роки тому +42

    1:48 There's just something so intimidating yet SO HILARIOUS about the delivery of that "G U E S S W H A T" at gunpoint

  • @finn1708
    @finn1708 3 роки тому +1938

    If I had a nickel for everytime Martin beat the just cause 3 100% all dlc speedrun record I would have two nickels, which isn’t that many but it’s strange that it happened twice.

    • @jessicaseevers
      @jessicaseevers 3 роки тому +42

      10/10 Reference.

    • @moldyghost3371
      @moldyghost3371 3 роки тому +12

      DarkViperAU Reference 😂😂😭

    • @xavior1352
      @xavior1352 3 роки тому +31

      da reference, phineas and ferb is fucking great

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 роки тому +24

      Moldy Ghost
      Sir, it’s a Phineas and Ferb reference.

    • @xavior1352
      @xavior1352 3 роки тому +29

      @@moldyghost3371 my sir. you appear to be missing the reference. it is phineas and ferb

  • @raphaelbegue1634
    @raphaelbegue1634 3 роки тому +327

    In his own words: "LETS FUCKING GOOOO"

    • @sy-uu3hz
      @sy-uu3hz 3 роки тому +4

      "LETS FUCKING GOREEEE"

    • @trashyplayer69
      @trashyplayer69 3 роки тому +3

      “LESSSTSSSS FUKKENG GOOROOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  • @Nic-og2qq
    @Nic-og2qq 3 роки тому +218

    "I did it again"
    Computer: Two can play at this game

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 3 роки тому +14

    0:29 I had a mouthful of drink and had to try unbelievably hard to **not** spit it out. That made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 3 роки тому +406

    *Tonight on Mart Gear:*
    Mart loses his Sanity.
    Boom.
    Explosions.
    AND
    *BOAT.*

  • @xDanman09x
    @xDanman09x 3 роки тому +283

    "The piss in my bladder"
    L I B E R A T E D

    • @Vinnie-mq3te
      @Vinnie-mq3te 3 роки тому +3

      underrated comment right ere

  • @LocalGoober10
    @LocalGoober10 3 роки тому +248

    Not even *Land Attack B O A T* sponsor could’ve saved his sanity from this one.

  • @wdethan
    @wdethan 2 роки тому +8

    2:26 B O L B O U S

  • @potatoaim2596
    @potatoaim2596 3 роки тому +254

    "Deliver your APHEFSDS into the the french" - Shows british tank

  • @Delta_4k
    @Delta_4k 3 роки тому +126

    8:45 the most anticipated moment in all of UA-cam.

  • @maxwellgorraiz
    @maxwellgorraiz 3 роки тому +526

    I’ve never seen a sponsorship clip that was so effective. World of Tanks should pay you more.

    • @everythingunique641
      @everythingunique641 3 роки тому +7

      was the soul reason i liked the video tbh

    • @tropicalvikingcreations
      @tropicalvikingcreations 3 роки тому +5

      They will if you use the link (no cap) sponsors are more likely to come back to creators with cool stuff, the more use or interaction the stuff has.

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 роки тому

      no

    • @Marc-zi4vg
      @Marc-zi4vg 3 роки тому +5

      Dude if you've played wot before, the context of the add becomes sattire

    • @kanadjanin
      @kanadjanin 3 роки тому +1

      When he said "I'm a tank" i was sold

  • @avspecter2268
    @avspecter2268 3 роки тому +14

    His energy is perfect. I love this guys I get so happy when he uploads

  • @Matin13843
    @Matin13843 3 роки тому +76

    18:41 "chat made suggestions"
    someone in chat : " DO YOU FART?"

  • @gooseberry4321
    @gooseberry4321 3 роки тому +158

    11:44 is the best verbal relay of how my internal pain can be expressed

  • @22camilof
    @22camilof 3 роки тому +172

    "GET F*CKED! LET'S GOOOOOO! HOLY SHIT!"
    Martincitopants 2021.

  • @belugatnt9229
    @belugatnt9229 Рік тому +1

    Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3]
    A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.
    Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4]
    Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.
    With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.[6]
    The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
    Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
    Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
    Evolution of grass
    Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[8] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[9]
    Grass and people
    Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
    People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
    Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover rooves, and to weave baskets.
    Language
    In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
    "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else".
    "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
    "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
    All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance.

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 3 роки тому +441

    killing the final boss by just dropping a cargo-container on them was great.

    • @tobiasbraam3544
      @tobiasbraam3544 3 роки тому +27

      "how did grandpa die" "got slammed by a cargo crate in a helicopter"

    • @mentiquebakabila4254
      @mentiquebakabila4254 3 роки тому +5

      Especially after all that…

    • @tayk-47usa41
      @tayk-47usa41 3 роки тому +12

      @@tobiasbraam3544 or "how did grandpa die", "he got fucking slammed by a cargo crate lol, folk got flattened like a pancake those americans dont play LMFAOOOO"

    • @janerik5997
      @janerik5997 3 роки тому +2

      Its so funny how the final Boss just gets dunked on xD

    • @faei1897
      @faei1897 3 роки тому +3

      I actually did this on my first play through by mistake when trying to get my own heli

  • @banana_b1tz79
    @banana_b1tz79 3 роки тому +517

    got him with the “Standby for Titanfall” 20:02

  • @Lexie_Tyler05
    @Lexie_Tyler05 3 роки тому +153

    " Oh boy I sure do love some *D E E P V E I N T H R O M B O S I S* " - Martin, probably

  • @Jack-gq4kq
    @Jack-gq4kq 3 роки тому +8

    14:14 right when he said “shut-off” my pc died.

  • @absoluteswine383
    @absoluteswine383 3 роки тому +93

    Why do I have a feeling this will be a trilogy
    Pain, agony, suffering

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 3 роки тому +2

      Pain, agony, hatred

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 3 роки тому +6

      And last but certainly not least
      *_B O A T_*

    • @th3_b1itz87
      @th3_b1itz87 3 роки тому +1

      Wanted to up vote but couldn't take it off 69...

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 3 роки тому

      @@th3_b1itz87
      Then go on and aim for 420, then 666, 690, 4200, 1337, and so on. There’s always a higher funny number!

  • @zillaboi353
    @zillaboi353 3 роки тому +1335

    Guys, Martin is 4th place in the 100% JC3 speed run! This is a disaster! He needs to beat it again in less than 16h 23m in order to be first place at the speed run he came up with!

    • @qzilla5102
      @qzilla5102 3 роки тому +40

      I just checked, and indeed. Mr. ono will have to do this again

    • @soemotional8265
      @soemotional8265 3 роки тому +31

      He is 5th and has to beat 15:48:45

    • @zillaboi353
      @zillaboi353 3 роки тому +14

      @@soemotional8265 Oh no

    • @qzilla5102
      @qzilla5102 3 роки тому +11

      @@soemotional8265 major ono

    • @udinthetomato
      @udinthetomato 3 роки тому +5

      @@soemotional8265 ono

  • @Aleric_I
    @Aleric_I 3 роки тому +913

    Update: since this run 5 other people have attmepted the run, none of them are sub 20hrs, our boi is still king

  • @Jtheclown
    @Jtheclown 2 роки тому +18

    I just realized he used GOW music for when he was looking for the truck

  • @nonautemrexchristus5637
    @nonautemrexchristus5637 3 роки тому +62

    2:51 a setup for the hardest I've laughed in fucking ages, god I love this part so much

  • @cxwx4025
    @cxwx4025 3 роки тому +186

    I almost shit my pants when he marked the garage for the semi truck

    • @blabla42923
      @blabla42923 3 роки тому +6

      Same here, i audibly gasped when i saw it

  • @MadMatt-TV
    @MadMatt-TV 3 роки тому +61

    A man puts him self through pure agony. Then does it again. What a legend

  • @OneEdgyAngerSniper
    @OneEdgyAngerSniper 3 роки тому +34

    The way you do sponsorships is by far the most appealing of any I’ve encountered. It sings heavy metal opera to my inner chaos.

  • @glowtail3744
    @glowtail3744 3 роки тому +150

    He really is out here torturing himself again
    Edit: after being tortured by 6 people i did a spelling correction

  • @brickbender4756
    @brickbender4756 3 роки тому +18

    19:39 My heart stopped there for a sec

  • @fkhle720
    @fkhle720 3 роки тому +12

    10:56
    using my GTA 5 logic i started hyper ventilating thinking the big truck thing was gonna get completely destroyed
    then i was so confused on how he just broke the train i had to rewatch the encounter

  • @jamber985
    @jamber985 3 роки тому +276

    10:57 Me in my massive dump truck going 200 MPH and then ramming through the train like a frickin' BADASS while Cultist Base plays.

    • @cpurchase7237
      @cpurchase7237 3 роки тому +19

      Thats bfg division you uncultured pleb

    • @crab6965
      @crab6965 3 роки тому +1

      How's the song called where he destroyed the train do you know it
      ?

    • @crab6965
      @crab6965 3 роки тому

      @@cpurchase7237 thx

    • @lonelee5353
      @lonelee5353 3 роки тому +1

      @@crab6965 nah it's doom's ost : ua-cam.com/video/T12ygsp9Mvg/v-deo.html

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 роки тому +1

      @@lonelee5353 no it is 100% bfg division

  • @davidakesson4837
    @davidakesson4837 3 роки тому +128

    1:38 That has got to be the best sponsor moment on youtube. The speed, the action, the absolute feeling of it being a shitpost status. Yup, it's the best. 👍👍👍

    • @DnCiak
      @DnCiak 3 роки тому

      Imo Internet Historian beats him in sponsor ads, but this is close second

    • @frogsecretaryofswamp452
      @frogsecretaryofswamp452 3 роки тому +1

      Its 1 minute a 20 second-ish long but it feels like 15 second

    • @ondram0542
      @ondram0542 3 роки тому

      @@DnCiak i LOVE internet historians ad's but i gotta admit (in my PERSONAL O P I N I O N) this is better (maybe, just maybe by quite a lot)

  • @Betway765
    @Betway765 3 роки тому +23

    I like how he just threw a flare and took out the boss without hesitation

  • @jackbright7367
    @jackbright7367 3 роки тому +14

    Why the fuck do I keep watching this over and over again. it’s so good

  • @liubei3058
    @liubei3058 3 роки тому +123

    I shouldn't laugh at another man's misery, so I beg your forgiveness Martin.

    • @ondram0542
      @ondram0542 3 роки тому

      i forgive you
      wait im not martin, ono what have i done (proceeds to kill self)

    • @TacticalPixels
      @TacticalPixels 3 роки тому +1

      I cant wait for someone called martin to turn up and punish you or something

  • @adirmiller2141
    @adirmiller2141 3 роки тому +40

    YEEESSS, dude if you are reading this, ive watched your other vid 6+ times, your vids have been the best combination of editing+voice overs+gameplay ive seen in years. its been the the few videos recently i can actually say i really enjoy . Thank you for the content and thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably, something i have not done in months. keep up the awesome work!

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 роки тому +34

    This man holds the commitment, determination, and sheer fucking will of the entire human race

  • @loganclark3444
    @loganclark3444 3 роки тому +4

    18:07 The PAIN was building

  • @silver535311
    @silver535311 3 роки тому +50

    "and if any of you beat my time, just maybe, I'll do it again" boys, our mission is clear, i myself will by the game when I can, we must unite, we have a clear goal and a common enemy, LETS DO THIS

  • @op-xrs1703
    @op-xrs1703 3 роки тому +216

    Kinda wanna attempt to beat his time so I can see him in pain once more

    • @Xsidon
      @Xsidon 3 роки тому +9

      That would be the only reason

    • @arikjust4402
      @arikjust4402 3 роки тому +3

      @@Randy-Lahey it`s treason then

  • @burningivy1583
    @burningivy1583 3 роки тому +42

    4:59 easily my favorite part cant stop giggling about it

  • @Hyydrotoo
    @Hyydrotoo 3 роки тому +14

    I see "liberated" in this game has the same meaning as when the US government uses it

  • @bouncyseal8675
    @bouncyseal8675 3 роки тому +16

    19:40 i genuinely got an anxiety atttack cuz i really tought you gonna press fast travel xD Gj my guy on the run btw

  • @DesertsOfHighfleet
    @DesertsOfHighfleet 3 роки тому +82

    "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
    "I thought not it's not a story a jedi would tell you."

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 роки тому +67

    >"I did it again"
    >Sees JC thumbnail
    Oh no

  • @CWIF_KoW_JJ
    @CWIF_KoW_JJ Місяць тому +2

    I was playing far cry 6 in the beginning and one of the characters said and I quote “the horse is out of the barn and the cocaine is all over the kids”

  • @SkullZerker
    @SkullZerker 3 роки тому +50

    8:05 was not expecting for you to be that on point with the noise

  • @qwe-de7xd
    @qwe-de7xd 3 роки тому +33

    0:35 never have i laughed so much at a noise.

  • @strongnsilent
    @strongnsilent 3 роки тому +30

    19:45 this moment made me more nervous than any movie or game ever good

    • @brokenpropfpv8917
      @brokenpropfpv8917 3 роки тому +2

      same, i was like "oh no please don't. Im gonna die from tention."

  • @EvaPilledEvaMaxxer
    @EvaPilledEvaMaxxer 3 роки тому +18

    Me seeing Martincito is down to the 5th place:
    *OH NO*

  • @evanvanentertainer8798
    @evanvanentertainer8798 3 роки тому +78

    “APHEFSDS (rounds)”
    Armor-Piercing High Explosive Fin-Stabilized
    Discarding Sabot (rounds).

  • @TheSalemiLid
    @TheSalemiLid 3 роки тому +474

    Well he's going to have to do it again and beat 16 hours and 24 minutes.

  • @josesalgado123
    @josesalgado123 3 роки тому +145

    Am I the only that Screamed: "NOOOO" while he tricked us into thinking that he was about to hit fast travel with the truck?

  • @nathanbasset
    @nathanbasset 3 роки тому +64

    Let it be known Martin streams a 1440p and questions why his computer struggles

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros 2 роки тому +1

      compared to the game, encoding 1440p even at 60fps is nothing

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 3 роки тому +36

    In the distant future, historians will refer to this video as torture in the 21st century

  • @jakee.8505
    @jakee.8505 3 роки тому +57

    The “But of Course” at 16:02 was what finally did me in

    • @Magyyyyy
      @Magyyyyy 3 роки тому +6

      Actually 15:58

  • @veelution7615
    @veelution7615 3 роки тому +75

    I laughed at how you had technical issues, decided to try to speed run. Crashed within 20 minutes. Took me 6 hours to get 16% progression. AHHHHH

  • @techdeth
    @techdeth 3 роки тому +2

    Idk why but this has become one of my favorite channels, I've watch your latest 5nor 6 videos like 10 times each for no reason lol

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 3 роки тому +56

    2:31 Wasn't expecting to see Globox today. Brings back old memories.

  • @Yoran_w
    @Yoran_w 3 роки тому +24

    17:45 this sound track is so good

    • @chrissarna2756
      @chrissarna2756 3 роки тому

      Do you know what it's name is

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrissarna2756 the Overture from God of War

  • @Civyy
    @Civyy 3 роки тому +109

    Martin rn: *vietnam flashbacks*

    • @ItsBobbyBlitz
      @ItsBobbyBlitz 3 роки тому +27

      THERE IS NO WAY MARTINCITOPANTS WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND DURING VIETNAM, IF HE WAS HE WOULD HAVE VLOGGED IT YOU ABSOLUTE NERD

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  3 роки тому +42

      @@ItsBobbyBlitz VERY TRUE AND FACTUAL

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  3 роки тому +37

      no

    • @whythoe1858
      @whythoe1858 3 роки тому +2

      its okay mart just breathe in and out

    • @whythoe1858
      @whythoe1858 3 роки тому +1

      @@martincitopants just breathe

  • @jam92es
    @jam92es 3 роки тому +4

    Gotta say I love your editing plus you're hilarious! Even your ad read is great!

  • @user-ce6mg9iz3c
    @user-ce6mg9iz3c 3 роки тому +189

    the ad pleases my monkey brain infinitely more than any other creator’s sponsored ad.

    • @kiwifruit3113
      @kiwifruit3113 3 роки тому +5

      yes, pog comment

    • @Salerten
      @Salerten 3 роки тому +4

      The first ad by a creator that i actually enjoyed and watched.
      2021 has arrived

    • @janerik5997
      @janerik5997 3 роки тому +4

      His ads are like a Mixtur of a really Bad Trip and a fever dream. And i love it.

  • @joelmontes9390
    @joelmontes9390 3 роки тому +111

    12:12 kills me every single time

    • @googooaccow2131
      @googooaccow2131 2 роки тому +3

      I am going to get a D E E P V E I N T H R O M B O S I S

  • @jyxtheberzerking4824
    @jyxtheberzerking4824 3 роки тому +26

    "he did the same joke about three times already. i don't think it's funny anymore." -subscribers, when martincitopants inevitably yeets himself into the torture blender of a just cause 3 speedrun.

  • @Kelda_233
    @Kelda_233 3 місяці тому +2

    Love your content to me when this video dropped it was kinda nostalgia cause the way acted was hellereus and I LOVED just cause 3 and just cause 4 keep up the good work.

  • @cornflaks35
    @cornflaks35 3 роки тому +21

    The man is completely mad.
    thank you for your service.

  • @nicolasbrup5553
    @nicolasbrup5553 3 роки тому +19

    One of the best things about this video is the song of Marc Rebillet at 0:44

    • @thegrimreaper6787
      @thegrimreaper6787 3 роки тому +5

      MY GUY THANK YOU! I was wondering what that song was

    • @jamespalm175
      @jamespalm175 3 роки тому

      I was wondering if anyone else recognized loop daddy

    • @judah_levi
      @judah_levi 3 місяці тому

      I thought it was Mr. Wobbles at first

  • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
    @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 3 роки тому +22

    If the thing you eat during Just Cause 3 speedruns resembles spaghetti, i recommend you build a BUS.

  • @playchanger312ar5
    @playchanger312ar5 2 роки тому +3

    Im only watching this now but right when i started i just loved your energy and videos man,keep up the good videos