The History and Future of Everything -- Time

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  6 років тому +503

    Head over to our shop to get exclusive kurzgesagt merch and sciency products designed with love.
    Getting something from the kurzgesagt shop is the best way to support us and to keep our videos free for everyone.
    ►► kgs.link/shopkgs
    (Worldwide Shipping Available)

    • @Gladius_Astrorum
      @Gladius_Astrorum 6 років тому +8

      Good. I just watched this video for the first time. There's still so much to see. You're all are amazing!

    • @geogongt1144
      @geogongt1144 6 років тому +3

      Cool

    • @BobJoe-dn1sc
      @BobJoe-dn1sc 6 років тому +4

      Let's talk about how humans can innovate to stop the universe from dying forever??

    • @Uolverino7036
      @Uolverino7036 5 років тому +1

      Time is a tool you can put on the wall, wear it on your wrist, the past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist

    • @shaiichinose2088
      @shaiichinose2088 5 років тому

      Is this for stolen by fb?

  • @nickybutch3
    @nickybutch3 4 роки тому +1573

    my teacher showed us this before our finals with the argument "your existence is insignificant to the universe, and this exam is even less significant."

    • @chilly111
      @chilly111 3 роки тому +211

      @@TotallyTotality Everything is relative. We are insignificant to a thing which has no desires, thoughts or preferred outcomes-- such as 'the universe'.
      Of course, we imbue significance and meaning upon ourselves subjectively, but this doesn't have any relation to the uncaring forces of nature.

    • @supptk
      @supptk 3 роки тому +6

      @@chilly111 oh yeah

    • @emaadawazem6971
      @emaadawazem6971 3 роки тому +40

      This video is 7 minutes long, it has 7 million views, it came out 7 years ago, and your comment is 7 months ago, I just had to say it cuz it’s a perfect 7777

    • @bjewel3751
      @bjewel3751 3 роки тому +4

      @@chilly111 amazing description 👏🏼

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 3 роки тому +2

      @@chilly111 well until we possibly become advance enough to rule the universe, will it care then?

  • @blunderbus2695
    @blunderbus2695 8 років тому +486

    "Singularity is a really fancy way of saying we are very confused"
    -Kurzgesagt 2013

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie 7 років тому +11

      more precisely, it means (our current understanding of) physics has failed

    • @Damian-mg9dp
      @Damian-mg9dp 3 роки тому +6

      Hello from after 4 years

  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  11 років тому +123

    You can get the MUSIC of this video here: bit.ly/1dUEBwI .The "Album" includes two versions: the original version from the video and a more "songish" version. Thomas will receive all of the the revenue, so you'll support the artist responsible directly. :)

    • @jacksontech1
      @jacksontech1 11 років тому +12

      ***** yes i agree, should have more captions for the years, like "2.6billion years", "350million years", i lost count after the Roman Empire.

    • @kurzgesagt
      @kurzgesagt  11 років тому

      Rebekka Spitzweg
      There will be :)

    • @HyrdaRancher
      @HyrdaRancher 11 років тому

      I LOVE THIS SONG =D

    • @Moex
      @Moex 11 років тому

      Sounds like Phillip Glass

    • @ManInMostlyBlack
      @ManInMostlyBlack 11 років тому +5

      I agree with the comments, its a bit fast and there should also be a zoomed out overview of the timespan, that would make it easier to follow. You guys should also make posters out of this awesome graphics. Great stuff.

  • @0blivionate864
    @0blivionate864 4 роки тому +1547

    "That cute girl you like- ask her out! Time is precious. Make it count.."
    I like that ending

  • @ThePhunkyPharaoh
    @ThePhunkyPharaoh 8 років тому +610

    "To the Romans, the pyramids were as old as the Romans are to us today"
    woah.

  • @revoltrax
    @revoltrax 9 років тому +117

    I asked her out when you published this video...for two months is our 2 years anniversary, never was more thankful for a youtube video than now, thank you Kurzgesagt! :) Love yall!

    • @revoltrax
      @revoltrax 9 років тому +78

      +Revoltrax jk

    • @Huu159
      @Huu159 9 років тому +1

      +Revoltrax lol

    • @revoltrax
      @revoltrax 9 років тому +4

      Dan Vo Ofc you should if she's your crush, but first build up some game, get to know her, then ask her out :D

    • @nataliefreeland5564
      @nataliefreeland5564 9 років тому

      ▲:-(↓↓◀▶▶↑→☆☆:O↓▶▪

    • @AdamCHoffman
      @AdamCHoffman 9 років тому +2

      How long did it take you to spell his name right? XD

  • @Scoopta
    @Scoopta 3 роки тому +166

    Watching this almost 8 years later really is something, I remember watching this the first time round...this channel really is amazing and has some of the best videos on YT. Life is weird, time is weird and this video really puts it all into perspective.

  • @ZantharEos
    @ZantharEos 5 років тому +123

    I love how this channel has always had amazing production value. I can go back and watch any video without seeing a massive drop in quality, very impressive!

  • @dusanmelentijevic2284
    @dusanmelentijevic2284 7 років тому +1007

    I swear to god, this is the best channel on youtube.

  • @shadowfalcon1269
    @shadowfalcon1269 7 років тому +1802

    I love the fact that the entire comment section is about the last second of the video where he say asked her out...

    • @lorenzo42p
      @lorenzo42p 7 років тому +41

      how bout you, coffee some time? I don't drink coffee.. beer some time?

    • @irok1
      @irok1 7 років тому +18

      I would like this, but it is at 69

    • @pompomzassou
      @pompomzassou 7 років тому +31

      Cause that's when it matters.

    • @MadMacGeopolitics
      @MadMacGeopolitics 7 років тому +1

      yee

    • @tamikaofweirdness7327
      @tamikaofweirdness7327 7 років тому +1

      Ask an animal to ask a cute animal out, see if it works :p

  • @petriukas20
    @petriukas20 8 років тому +410

    People! the guy creating these videos is a fucking genius....every videos is put brilliantly!! the narrator has most pleasurable voice to listen to! watched so many videos....SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thedude951
      @thedude951 8 років тому +1

      Agreed!👍👍

    • @maraos8869
      @maraos8869 8 років тому +4

      exactly same feeling. probably one of the best channels on youtube if not the best

    • @allaze-eroler
      @allaze-eroler 8 років тому

      it's as good as Neil DeGrasse Tyson :D

    • @PickyMcCritical
      @PickyMcCritical 8 років тому

      Is it really one guy making these?

    • @pyrix
      @pyrix 8 років тому +7

      Calm the fuck down >.>;

  • @therealgodhimself
    @therealgodhimself 6 років тому +1869

    "Please watch less tv"
    *Watches youtube*

    • @lightningbolt2656
      @lightningbolt2656 5 років тому +1

      @Márcio da Silva Cruz like nobody does that

    • @vgamerul4617
      @vgamerul4617 5 років тому +1

      @@lightningbolt2656 lol u'd be surprised

    • @sharcodile
      @sharcodile 5 років тому

      @@lightningbolt2656 i do bro, so boom! In ya face! Keep talking that smack on your way out the door

    • @kingcoveryepic
      @kingcoveryepic 4 роки тому

      Lightningbolt265 Snart Tv

    • @vitorsousa8871
      @vitorsousa8871 4 роки тому

      @Márcio da Silva Cruz Olá compatriota brasileiro!!!

  • @gfbtfbtfilyfxbtyewqqef
    @gfbtfbtfilyfxbtyewqqef 8 років тому +46

    Watched this for the 47th time, still gets weird feelings and I'm still single.

  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  11 років тому +2331

    Thank you for your feedback everybody!

    • @Theorycraft
      @Theorycraft 11 років тому +31

      It's important to recognize you're talking about theories. The big bang theory (and science as a whole for that matter) is constantly changing. Is the universe 13 billion years old? Of course it's not, it's just our understanding right now. The big bang theory is primitive based on where science will be in 100 years; hopefully by then we'll realize the universe is a lot older than our current understanding today. Also, time and space are both infinite, meaning that mathematically it's logically impossible for the universe to end completely. We like to think we have everything figured out, but we're so far off it's not even funny.

    • @Alex-1611
      @Alex-1611 11 років тому +43

      Insightful Videos For you to say "we're so far off it's not even funny" infers that you already have it all figured out, otherwise how could you conclude how far off something is? Perhaps we are closer than you think? For speaking about logic, it seems you don't have a grasp on using it yourself.

    • @NemoNobody2092
      @NemoNobody2092 11 років тому +4

      psyd effex Every theory we have today disproved a theory we had yesterday. There will never be a definite answer. I personally don't think the heat death scenario will ever come about. It's more likely, in my opinion, that the sun will simply get cooler and extinguish, by that time I'm sure human will have figured out a way to survive without the sun.
      We are studying amazing things at the moment. For example, did you know that Google are working on immortality?

    • @DarkSurger
      @DarkSurger 11 років тому +4

      ***** If I may ask, what font are you using in this video?

    • @kurzgesagt
      @kurzgesagt  11 років тому +12

      Dark Surger
      The Nexa Family :)

  • @stupidmonkey1015
    @stupidmonkey1015 8 років тому +2563

    Took the advice to ask her out, almost 3 years later now happily married.

    • @vidsmaker556
      @vidsmaker556 8 років тому +52

      wait really

    • @stupidmonkey1015
      @stupidmonkey1015 8 років тому +201

      Yup, may not believe it. Btw nice picture haha

    • @therandomhat_
      @therandomhat_ 8 років тому +12

      At least your happy :D

    • @hynjus001
      @hynjus001 8 років тому +318

      Kurzgesagt - changing lives.

    • @Zman-lb3ym
      @Zman-lb3ym 8 років тому +78

      Ze_Mudkipz all I got was rejected

  • @topramen3795
    @topramen3795 5 років тому +4001

    I remembered asking that cute girl out 6 years ago, we’re engaged now
    Edit= we got married !

  • @aumediwibisana4613
    @aumediwibisana4613 8 років тому +453

    "That cute girl you like, Ask her out". Dammit Kurzgesagt, how do you know that? XD.

    • @angelrwx
      @angelrwx 8 років тому +1

      IKR

    • @MrMartin1538
      @MrMartin1538 8 років тому +26

      Many people on the Internet have a Crush but no GF
      That being said,I really should ask her out :D
      Now even my fav YT channel says I should ask my Crush haha !

    • @hartantohartanto3460
      @hartantohartanto3460 8 років тому

      But she already have a boyfriend and yes i'm sad right now

    • @emmagifford7917
      @emmagifford7917 8 років тому

      +hartanto hartanto *she

    • @hartantohartanto3460
      @hartantohartanto3460 8 років тому

      Poppy Gifford what?

  • @Fransamsterdam
    @Fransamsterdam 8 років тому +407

    The end of the universe should be declared immediately, since the girl rejected my invitation.

    • @wilz9388
      @wilz9388 8 років тому +72

      +Fransamsterdam Good, you did not waste time on this one, now you should move on to the next.

    • @treversgoh
      @treversgoh 8 років тому

      Hahaha XD

    • @MegaLoquendo2000
      @MegaLoquendo2000 8 років тому

      +Wil Z Agreed

    • @myles4402
      @myles4402 8 років тому

      Hahaha! No o_o

    • @yazzthememer1736
      @yazzthememer1736 8 років тому +1

      lmao 😂

  • @AnthonyBuda
    @AnthonyBuda 9 років тому +324

    "What was before the Big Bang? The truth is: we don't know that yet and maybe we never will. But we gave it some colors, so at least we have that."

    • @AnthonyBuda
      @AnthonyBuda 9 років тому +6

      lol

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 9 років тому +12

      +Anthony Buda Replying to your own comments is the most pathetic thing ever.

    • @AnthonyBuda
      @AnthonyBuda 9 років тому +69

      +Lara Orane I simply forgot to include the "lol" in the original post. IMO it's a bit sadder for you to feel the need to tear me down for no particular reason. But have a nice day anyways.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 9 років тому +2

      +Anthony Buda there is a wild hypothesis that our earth is the first generation of life in universe. Yeah, that means, we're now a lonely planet with life. Maybe there are neighbours more or less advance and have civilizations, but they're so far away, we cannot interact with them by any means. And by the time the second generation of life and civilization filled the universe, we are all died or evolved beyond recognition.
      But, the bright side of this hypothesis is we are the first civilization to see back in time how universe evolved. We already saw into the void 14 billion years ago or at least saw the ancient galaxy 12 billion light years away. in 2 or 3 billion years, the other civilizations will scratching their head about how this universe existed because they can't see it anymore. The furthest thing they'll ever saw in 14 billion years is something like galaxies already spread out and stable. There might be no Big Bang theory. They will simply said "it's already there. Universe wasn't born. It's simply there".

    • @ryanharleston1941
      @ryanharleston1941 9 років тому

      +KoeSeer Lots of hypothesis. Maybe an intelligent life arose 5 to 10 billion years ago which is roughly the youngest an intelligent life could arise given perfect circumstances and survived to this day and if so they would not be godly to us but actual gods they would have mastered everything. Maybe they invented an after life to beat death or just simply live forever through some other means the sky is the limit with that amount of time.

  • @GLnoG420
    @GLnoG420 3 роки тому +211

    "So, if you were to describe this video in one word or phrase, what it would be?"
    *Existencial crisis.*

    • @bluedinosaur7397
      @bluedinosaur7397 3 роки тому +3

      And that is why it is in Kurzgesagts "existential crisis playlist". Which is a real playlist they put together, totaling, as of right now, 30-something videos.

  • @BrunoAdame
    @BrunoAdame 7 років тому +508

    "but we gave it some colors so at least we have that" I laughed way too much.

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 5 років тому

      Why not? Is there a problem with that?

    • @sassyMcpussy
      @sassyMcpussy 5 років тому +1

      @@iwbmo no, just a small problem with you

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate 5 років тому

      @Iamathiest butiamgood In 10^100 years. Although we will die off a lot sooner than that. Still no real need for fatalism. Just enjoy life while you still can.

    • @crawlings6014
      @crawlings6014 3 роки тому

      Same bro

  • @themodernviriato9383
    @themodernviriato9383 7 років тому +1189

    I asked her out and turns out she just sees me as a friend.
    Good news is I have more time to watch your videos haha.
    Love your channel! Kurzgesagt!

  • @llkpll
    @llkpll 7 років тому +593

    I like how all the talk about modern history, ancient history, dinosaurs, evolution etc came down to asking that cute girl out. Great video.

  • @DarkSciencez
    @DarkSciencez 5 років тому +257

    Watched this video with my girlfriend after forgetting how it ended. Was kind of funny. Needless to say, she said yes.

  • @FierceCast
    @FierceCast 7 років тому +341

    The editing, the narration, the beautifully chosen soundtrack, the way the message was delivered... All absolutely flawless. I dare say this is the absolute best piece of media one could ever produce, since it's built so perfectly to the tiniest detail while talking about the most astronomical thing: us, as beings that fully understand our place and perception of time itself in the universe, which is Existence Itself, which we all share, since we are part of the same Universe that was formed from vaccum space. Maybe a couple Gazillions of years after Our Universe dies, another Universe may be formed, and maybe it will lead to the eventual creation of entirely different beings, Or MAYBE it will be the repetition of our eventual existence, as we know it.
    .
    .
    .
    Maybe what we call "different TIME-LINES" are the numerous repetitions of this cycle of beginning of life and its inevitable death, so maybe there has been (or will be) a Universe where EVERYTHING that went down in History went EXACTLY the same way as in our current Universe, but YOU decided not to get out of bed this morning, whilst considering that in OUR timeline, you did indeed get out of bed this morning. Now imagine the INCOMPREHENSIBLE amount of combinations of Universes that could EVER exist, until EVERY possible scenario has happened before! Would that mean something? Would that be some sort of goal? Maybe there are similar TIME-LINES where everything goes down EXACTLY the same way, with the utmost detail. Comparing this phenomenon to rolling a number of dices: the more dices you have, the lower the chances you have of getting the exact same combination of dices, but that is indeed possible. Now think of each dice as an atom, for example, or rather, the smallest form of matter: there would be a combination of Universes where each of the smallest forms of matter would react in a different way, resulting in this Infinite TIME-LINE theory, in other words, I'd be much more inclined to the theory of the Universe where it is constantly dying and coming back to life, because it is possible: it would probably take an "INFINITE" amount of time between the pawn of EACH Universe, but what can we take out of all this?... Probably nothing useful, but it would be pretty neat to know in which loop of the Universe we are!... If it were possible to know what the start is: WHEN did it start? What happened before the spawn of the VERY FIRST Universe? Maybe there were never the conditions that allowed matter to be produced by the 4 Big Forces of the Universe (if I recall that name correctly, there is Gravity and other three), so maybe yes, there might have been a beginning of everything, unless something happened before the FIRST Universe EVERY appeared longer than INFINITY, which happens to be the limit of our capacity as Humans: T I M E. We don't know how long there is between the spawn of two different Universes, so we can't know if something happened before the spawn of the First Universe because, for all we know, we MIGHT just be the First Universe, just to put this in perspective, and our perception of time is so RIDICULOUSLY MINISCULE that we can't either grasp the amount of TIME that went by Before the spawn of Our Universe nor the time that needs to pass After it Dies until a new TIME-LINE would be created. So, in theory, time travel would be possible if we could jump from a Universe to another, where events went down a certain different way, but it's probably impossible for us to grasp a way to make this seem even logically possible to execute, so I'll refrain from going further than this. It's just amazing how many conclusions and theories we can make from our mind alone.

  • @7777TheShade
    @7777TheShade 9 років тому +1040

    In a few trillion years the entire universe will die in maximum entropy. So ask out that cute girl.

    • @geoffreybrunell5592
      @geoffreybrunell5592 9 років тому +35

      Cherno Alpha Actually, not a few trillion years, but one googol years.

    • @FlutterBug
      @FlutterBug 9 років тому +14

      Geoffrey Brunell so not just a few but many many many trillions xP

    • @TheDKninja
      @TheDKninja 9 років тому +27

      Space Marine Yeah because girls don't watch these videos.

    • @mabinjpp34
      @mabinjpp34 9 років тому +1

      Space Marine yeah because humanity wont figure something out in whithing that time

    • @genostellar
      @genostellar 9 років тому +7

      MacroX It's actually very possible that we won't figure something out. We're talking about the total heat death of the universe. and the evaporation of even black holes. I don't know about you, but I can't think of any way to violate the laws of thermodynamics. Can you?

  • @emmetts1765
    @emmetts1765 8 років тому +97

    I keep watching this video over and over, the topic combined with the music is so satisfying.

    • @Music365-t4v
      @Music365-t4v 7 років тому +9

      Emmett S -The music is so amazing! Someone should do an instrumental version with just a piano or a violin. Also bc the song is unavailable on the music app, anyone else having this problem?

    • @KAFaye-nk5tl
      @KAFaye-nk5tl 7 років тому

      Great music they made the music from scratch themselves that's why it's not on App Store

    • @Junjou0305
      @Junjou0305 7 років тому

      K.A Faye they're available on spotify :)

    • @Canadian001
      @Canadian001 2 роки тому

      There is a remastered version of the video and song now. If you haven't already, you should check it out

  • @realvanman1
    @realvanman1 4 роки тому +6

    Fifteen years ago I did ask her out, and I have been eternally grateful ever since!

  • @pb6316
    @pb6316 8 років тому +2535

    All this just to motivate us to ask her out?

    • @BE13ZX
      @BE13ZX 8 років тому +143

      +Sam Lot Well its convinced me

    • @pb6316
      @pb6316 8 років тому +67

      Bertie Purkiss Hell yeah it did :D

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 8 років тому +20

      +Sam Lot He just explained the end of time itself so he just made a joke after, dont take it so seriously

    • @Tommy1marg
      @Tommy1marg 8 років тому +65

      +venomchris Sir... you are the sadest man in known universe

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 8 років тому +10

      Tommy1marg lol, i'm working on a tv show for Disney, im living the dream i had since i was 11. but sure, whatever you say? : p

  • @AR-Exp
    @AR-Exp 8 років тому +429

    Ask that cute girl out ? You should have made this video when I was 15, back in 2008. I probably missed a 1000 cute girls in the last decade.

    • @rizaldy2594
      @rizaldy2594 8 років тому +9

      five years more to becoming a wizard!

    • @AR-Exp
      @AR-Exp 8 років тому +31

      lol 15 more years , 40 year old virgin

    • @darksavage596
      @darksavage596 7 років тому +4

      Same.

    • @alkmi2754
      @alkmi2754 7 років тому +3

      BlaCkBurN Oh, does that mean I should worry about doing that now? I am almost done being fifteen! Crud! *Is still too lazy to make an effort anyway* Meh! I got years!

    • @mikechu01
      @mikechu01 7 років тому

      I did! She rejected me but i still asked

  • @RIFLQ
    @RIFLQ 8 років тому +1138

    Human struggles throughout timeline:
    Evolve into Homo Sapiens
    Coexist with Neanderthals
    Agricultural Revolution
    Medieval War
    The Crusades
    Black Plague
    Exploration
    Industrilization
    Communism
    WW1
    WW2
    Cold War
    Terrorism
    Asking her out

    • @Mani6TheMan9
      @Mani6TheMan9 7 років тому +16

      Luke Skywalker The greatest of all struggles.

    • @siennamay8784
      @siennamay8784 7 років тому +23

      a very western and dramatically oversimplified perspective

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 7 років тому +54

      You mean:
      Hit pretty lady with rock or bang?
      Try to bang slightly different lady or bang familiar lady?
      Put shit in dirt to impress pretty lady
      Fight for the honor of my pretty lady
      Fight for the glory of god so that he may bless my pretty lady
      fight off disease to live another day with pretty lady
      explore new lands to find pretty lady
      revolutionize technology to build wealth to impress pretty lady
      Use my power to control the world and get all the pretty ladies
      Defend my country full of pretty ladies
      Defend my country to protect my pretty ladies x2///kill all the bad ladies so only pretty ladies are left
      Dick measuring contest so all the pretty ladies know I'm da best.
      Kill the guys trying to kill my pretty ladies because they are jealous of our pretty ladies freedom
      shit now I actually have to talk to pretty lady.

    • @phinaibe8434
      @phinaibe8434 7 років тому +4

      Sienna Davis WHOOOSSSHHH!
      That's the sound of the joke that flew right over your head!

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 7 років тому +3

      The modern struggle of our species is far beyond anything we've faced before. I only hope we can survive this next Great Filter.

  • @Saifyrooma2nd
    @Saifyrooma2nd 2 роки тому +4

    This video always gives me nostalgia; it's the first video I watched from Kuzgesagt, and after seeing how far the channel has come, I look back at it everytime I feel like things are going slow. It reminds me that everything's always going on, and things are continually in motion. Whenever I feel bored, I'm reminded to look for something to bring myself back up.
    Kurzgesagt is really inspirational, curiosity inducing, and truly incredible. I love seeing content from you guys, and I always feel better after watching one of your videos. :D
    (It also's my favourite Kuzgesagt soundtrack!)

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 7 років тому +19

    I really wanna write a story that somehow captures this feeling. The feeling of looking at human achievements and seeing how far we have come and the awe it inspires.

  • @princereechaos133
    @princereechaos133 9 років тому +312

    Is it only me or is he like the narrator in "Stanley Parable"?

    • @DatBoi-jk1my
      @DatBoi-jk1my 9 років тому +11

      +The great gamer true true

    • @burkewhb
      @burkewhb 9 років тому +2

      +Reechaos Whoever he is he definitely has a good English accent.

    • @hamisha81
      @hamisha81 9 років тому +2

      Psssst, heees a doooctor whoooo fannna

    • @jeebiv4961
      @jeebiv4961 9 років тому

      OMG he does!

    • @MattVidPro
      @MattVidPro 9 років тому +6

      +Reechaos He's a great narrator.

  • @flamingtoaster8707
    @flamingtoaster8707 8 років тому +517

    By the time I asked that cute girl out, time ended.

    • @orb3796
      @orb3796 8 років тому +20

      Burrito Bandito looool 😂

    • @sarahbell180
      @sarahbell180 7 років тому +2

      Burrito Bandito It is because you, 'c'ed her?

  • @dorijoe
    @dorijoe 2 роки тому +4

    What I love the most about this channel is how the human aspect is weaved into the scientific explanation. It always surprises me when they drop it and it effects me straight away. Please keep doing that, it's great, it gives a very unique flavour to the channel.

  • @normanbug608
    @normanbug608 7 років тому +522

    I'm asking her out, wish me luck lads
    Edit: well that was an interesting 4 months

  • @hyperwizard4281
    @hyperwizard4281 7 років тому +116

    I felt peer pressure at the end, I'm leaving

  • @cardinalargie
    @cardinalargie 8 років тому +368

    The idea of nothing hurts my brain.

    • @CommanderKeen.
      @CommanderKeen. 8 років тому +33

      try the idea of infinity, or spacetime, those are fun, too

    • @cardinalargie
      @cardinalargie 8 років тому +21

      NOOOOOOOOO

    • @erkkasalo8645
      @erkkasalo8645 7 років тому +11

      Reginald Knickerbocker Well, here's one too. If you would go back in time *(don't try this ok?)* and kill your grandfather before you were born, you would not exist, right? well, you can not kill him if you don't exist. So you were born anyway. so... Would you stop existing or be alive?

    • @erkkasalo8645
      @erkkasalo8645 7 років тому +7

      Reginald Knickerbocker or try this one. Go back in time, take a picture, and come back. So, you've taken a picture, right? simple. *Well suprise suprise it's not.* So, the picture has been taken, because it was taken a long time ago by you. BUT. You still have not gone back in time, so that means you have not taken the picture. So, how does the picture exist if you haven't taken it?

    • @adiginist
      @adiginist 7 років тому +7

      but you said you went back in time, so how have you not gone back in time

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 6 років тому +81

    "Countless single-cell bacteria"
    **Shows spongebob**

    • @ronwesilen4536
      @ronwesilen4536 4 роки тому +5

      Spongebob was multicellular

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 4 роки тому +1

      @@ronwesilen4536 Exactly :D

    • @ronwesilen4536
      @ronwesilen4536 4 роки тому +1

      @@DragoNate I mean, he was over the purple colour, depicting he is the start of multicellular life. They could have zoomed in other part when talking about that but the drawing wasn't incorrect.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 4 роки тому

      @@ronwesilen4536 I'm confused...
      I'm making a joke:
      They started talking about *_single-cell bacteria_* but they showed Spongebob when they did. Spongebob is multicellular, not single-cell. So the joke is calling Spongebob single-celled, like an insult or something, like calling someone an amoeba.

    • @ronwesilen4536
      @ronwesilen4536 4 роки тому

      @@DragoNate but, they say, before any animals (spongebob shows up) appear, unicellular life bla bla bla

  • @ckcl04wb
    @ckcl04wb 9 років тому +4534

    I asked her out and got tazed

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman 9 років тому +510

    if everyone had a dollar for every year since the beginning of time, some of us would be billionaires while some of us would only have about 5000 dollars.

    • @Lmanyakaa
      @Lmanyakaa 9 років тому +18

      martinshoosterman nice one

    • @eliasscrivener2724
      @eliasscrivener2724 9 років тому +1

      I get it.

    • @june9914
      @june9914 9 років тому +4

      Shinji don't get it

    • @eliasscrivener2724
      @eliasscrivener2724 9 років тому +100

      Mr. Pasta Most people believe that the universe formed 13.7 billion years ago (hence them being billionaires), while creationists believe that the universe was created 6000 years ago (hence them only having 6000 dollars).

    • @june9914
      @june9914 9 років тому

      Elias Scrivener k

  • @Livinivs
    @Livinivs 8 років тому +7

    I like how you tell us the universe is going to die forever and there is no hope for anything and then give us some weak attempt at comfort that changes nothing of how we now feel

  • @Asterism_Desmos
    @Asterism_Desmos 2 роки тому +3

    I remember watching this for the first time, I was amazed and wanted to watch more of this channel stat. I watched every video on the channel at that time. I watched this channel when I was sick and had nothing to do, I watched it when I was bored. I love this video specifically, because it was the first time I saw this channel. Thanks, kurzgesagt, you have given me many fond memories to look back upon with a smile. :)

  • @foxorian
    @foxorian 11 років тому +8

    This is seriously one of the highest quality newer channels I've seen come to UA-cam. Keep em coming, Kurzgesagt.

  • @EDToasty
    @EDToasty 8 років тому +2072

    Thanks I asked her out and she said no.

    • @ianrswilliams
      @ianrswilliams 8 років тому +48

      ClassicPork Same here!

    • @topsideplanet234
      @topsideplanet234 8 років тому +51

      +Ian Williams You sound oddly enthusiastic about that.

    • @ianrswilliams
      @ianrswilliams 8 років тому +11

      I meant that comment to be angry not enthusiastic. I can see how you got confused though.

    • @topsideplanet234
      @topsideplanet234 8 років тому +3

      Ian Williams Yeah now that you mention it I can see the tone you were trying to convey.

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 8 років тому +5

      lol

  • @GrothendiecksWish
    @GrothendiecksWish 8 років тому +99

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

    • @Papekope
      @Papekope 8 років тому +14

      if you get this reference, have my babies

    • @Filmanator3000
      @Filmanator3000 8 років тому

      That's a cool poem

    • @ashmckinlay1402
      @ashmckinlay1402 8 років тому +7

      you fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.

    • @youssefrochdi1994
      @youssefrochdi1994 8 років тому +5

      Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

    • @ashmckinlay1402
      @ashmckinlay1402 8 років тому

      +Youssef Rochdi well you wore out your welcome with expert precision

  • @muxrooker1011
    @muxrooker1011 5 років тому +1

    I would just like to say thank you for making these videos. They really help me make it through tough days and it makes me very happy to know that there are people other than me who think about things like this. You’re doing a great job, please don’t stop making videos.

  • @Gudi
    @Gudi 11 років тому +15

    This editing is phenomenal.

  • @JerzyCarranza
    @JerzyCarranza 8 років тому +1416

    I got rejected. FUCK

  • @persnicketyVC
    @persnicketyVC 8 років тому +1018

    *_Fuck, these videos are too good._*

    • @kindabad1383
      @kindabad1383 8 років тому +29

      too good to be real tbh

    • @Slayermetallica69
      @Slayermetallica69 8 років тому +4

      What if these videos are just your imagination?

    • @persnicketyVC
      @persnicketyVC 8 років тому +11

      Slayermetallica69 Everything is mere imagination, or in other words, mere stimulation.
      Our visual organs are just detecting electromagnetic wave emitting machines, and our audio detection systems are merely making electronic "signals", to our intellectual organ, of which the detection has come in contact in air molecule vibration from our vicinity.
      Nothing is real.
      BUT KURZGESAGT, NO OH NO. THIS SHIT'S BETTER THAN REALITY.

    • @ech9673
      @ech9673 8 років тому +3

      Nico Villar I don't know how this comment has hardly any likes

    • @radar_the_fox
      @radar_the_fox 8 років тому +5

      Nico Villar 420 likes

  • @obayal-raslan8403
    @obayal-raslan8403 5 років тому +11

    It's awesome how I can't resist the smile when I watch your videos
    A great amount of pleasure and happiness I feel by every second in those reports
    You are by far the most precious scientific channel I have ever seen.

  • @tobymulder4105
    @tobymulder4105 6 років тому +63

    A T-Rex is closer to seeing a live Miley Sirus concert , then seeing a alive Stegosaurus. Please pick me up from the ground :')

    • @Anavarel
      @Anavarel 3 роки тому +4

      Same energy as "Cleopatra lived closer to the smartphone revolution than to Cheop's pyramids being build"

  • @MsZsc
    @MsZsc 9 років тому +312

    Well we only have a couple billion years to find a way to defie logic then we can do whatever we want.

    • @jimmyyang5193
      @jimmyyang5193 9 років тому +21

      +MrZsc If life evolved into complex, multi-cellular organisms in 3.8 billion years, whose to say we can't avoid our nothingness fate? Especially if you believe that there are more advanced aliens somewhere out there?

    • @EagleAngelo
      @EagleAngelo 9 років тому +8

      +MrZsc we might also have time travel, who knows, and endlessly live going back in time...just saying XD
      also, +1 for Hachi icon/pic :D

    • @VideoGameHippey
      @VideoGameHippey 9 років тому

      +Theez NutzAndres Just slow down... slowly enough.

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 9 років тому +8

      +Theez NutzAndres Since the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light, you are already traveling through time, involuntarily.

    • @Jupester
      @Jupester 9 років тому +5

      Will the time stop if you start running in the other direction?

  • @goldensilverstar
    @goldensilverstar 10 років тому +573

    I confessed my feelings for the cute girl.
    I got rejected, blocked and she told me to fuck off or she will call the police ..
    Did I make good use of my time now?

    • @MrVala77
      @MrVala77 10 років тому +91

      Hey at least you tried. Next time make her chase you :)

    • @kurzgesagt
      @kurzgesagt  10 років тому +239

      You did! Of course what you describe seems a bit extreme but then again I don't know how this went of. But even if you did everything right and she overreaced, now you know that there is not future with her and can over her. Getting together with women is like everything in life: It demands practice. Blaming women and giving up and becoming bitter is what the stupid men do. Don't be one of them!

    • @MrVala77
      @MrVala77 10 років тому

      zcholan Yeah that is such BS, show them why what they see on TV and magazines is wrong. The truth is men feel like they have to live up to some standard the same way women feel they do. It's all BS.

    • @Axelerated
      @Axelerated 10 років тому +9

      Ahmad Shahir Or you can conclude that you're just ugly, like me

    • @MrVala77
      @MrVala77 10 років тому

      LOL, ask the girl out not stalk her haaha

  • @Dusterisp
    @Dusterisp 4 роки тому

    The second biggest improvement the remaster did: "that cute girl _or boy_ you like". Feels nice that I'm suddenly paid attention to. Not that I needed it, but it's nice.
    By far, the most important: the second-long animation at the end syncs up with the beat. I seriously can't thank you enough for fixing that in the remaster. (Why did you ever let that affront to humanity slip by in the original?)
    But anyway, thanks for all the time I've spent enjoying your channel!

  • @MrGoblikon
    @MrGoblikon 8 років тому +42

    idk but for some reason videos like this always intrigue me. I'm always like oh this looks cool. then I end up feeling all depressed while thinking about the end of everything

    • @bodeeangus9957
      @bodeeangus9957 8 років тому +2

      I know how you feel. We are insignificant.

    • @MrGoblikon
      @MrGoblikon 8 років тому

      +BoDee Angus so true. we are such a little spec in time and space that no matter how far in technological advancements we get...it's all for nothing. but I mean what can we do about it...nothing. literally nothing. that's the scary part

    • @colefiscus
      @colefiscus 8 років тому +4

      Whos to say that in trillions of years Super AI wont be able to create a solution to the problem of the universe.
      Dont be so pessimistic, our minds can't even fathom .01% of what super intelligence is capable of. Perhaps a solution to every problem can be made, in time: which we have a lot of.

    • @ThreatScanner
      @ThreatScanner 8 років тому +3

      +Cole Fiscus I guess that's a very interesting outlook , and a optimistic one at that. I'm all for it. I love being optimistic.

    • @myles4402
      @myles4402 8 років тому +1

      Yeah me too!

  • @chrishsmith451
    @chrishsmith451 8 років тому +3803

    I asked the cute girl. Turns out she's a lesbian.

    • @NaderAlyounis5
      @NaderAlyounis5 8 років тому +158

      Damn, good luck next time bro

    • @vvv9224
      @vvv9224 8 років тому +109

      Rip. Can I have her number? :D I'm a gay gal too. (Jk about her number ;D)

    • @hannahkan0622
      @hannahkan0622 8 років тому +23

      Rest In Peace.

    • @OblivionFalls
      @OblivionFalls 8 років тому +198

      Then show her this video so she can ask HER cute girl out :p

    • @anonymouxx9261
      @anonymouxx9261 8 років тому +19

      was about to ask, what if a girl was watching this vid o.o

  • @mollymollymolly2
    @mollymollymolly2 7 років тому +413

    10 minute long video talking about life, the birth of man, and heat death.
    Still comments about getting laid.

  • @sameeradilanka9839
    @sameeradilanka9839 3 роки тому +1

    Wow this is highly motivating message for all guys who's lonely and afraid to ask girls out..
    @Kurzgesat job well done..
    Positive results all over the comment section..
    On a serious note,
    big fan of the channel and every video i watched on universe stuff were brilliant and thought provoking.
    This channel literally changed the scope of my view on everything
    to a whole different level.

  • @Greg-ku7rn
    @Greg-ku7rn 8 років тому +570

    Damn, I only have a few trillion years to ask my crush out! (knowing me that might not be enough)

    • @ferko28
      @ferko28 8 років тому +12

      Trillions? You have 10^100 years, relax.

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 8 років тому +18

      +El Ferko Well, technically, you have an infinite amount of time, but nothing interesting will happen. If you need more things to look at after a few trillion years, please consider moving universe.

    • @fujoshipeanut5074
      @fujoshipeanut5074 8 років тому +7

      Better do it quickly before heat death

    • @rj3610
      @rj3610 8 років тому

      saaaaame

    • @evanthompson445
      @evanthompson445 8 років тому

      hahahahahah

  • @reewazkhanal
    @reewazkhanal 7 років тому +140

    Those dislikes must be from those people who actually asked that cute girl out and got rejected. 😂😂

  • @Stolen_Bus
    @Stolen_Bus 9 років тому +208

    lmao this channel is qiute satisfying to watch. Time to sub

    • @Stolen_Bus
      @Stolen_Bus 9 років тому

      Sasuke Uchiha ye

    • @nikkotato
      @nikkotato 9 років тому

      AnActualAnt Aren't you lonely?

    • @Stolen_Bus
      @Stolen_Bus 9 років тому

      NikkoMC - Minecraft, League of Legends and Short Films filled with Randomness Um. Who are you?

    • @nikkotato
      @nikkotato 9 років тому

      uh, no one ... bye

    • @Stolen_Bus
      @Stolen_Bus 9 років тому +1

      NikkoMC - Minecraft, League of Legends and Short Films filled with Randomness okay bye

  • @chasingplatypus
    @chasingplatypus 3 роки тому +5

    it's been years since i first watched this and it still makes me cry every single time.
    i guess that's all so... beautiful and scary. just like life, right?

  • @temeweckis
    @temeweckis 10 років тому +49

    The last few sentences were the most inspirational ask-that-girl-out lines I've ever heard

    • @Smigdit78
      @Smigdit78 10 років тому

      Got there before me

    • @Danie9989
      @Danie9989 10 років тому +17

      I'm still probably not going to go for it lol

    • @temeweckis
      @temeweckis 10 років тому +6

      ***** Too true

    • @blackinkd.d6029
      @blackinkd.d6029 10 років тому +3

      I asked "that one girl" and it didn't turn out well.. at least I tried! :C

    • @temeweckis
      @temeweckis 8 років тому

      ffs me, this was over 2 years ago and I *still* haven't asked her out.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 6 років тому +575

    They remastered this at 60 fps!

    • @HonouredOne2005
      @HonouredOne2005 6 років тому +1

      Fuzzy Puppet heyyyy

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 6 років тому +31

      And updated it to reflect 5 years worth of modern history and culture, but yeah, the frame rate is the important part.

    • @no.pessoa
      @no.pessoa 6 років тому +19

      the animations became SO much better!

    • @krishnavamsi2030
      @krishnavamsi2030 6 років тому +2

      The Garden of Eatin
      Relax dude why are you so mad about that

    • @banwaproductions4600
      @banwaproductions4600 5 років тому

      Looks like an XBOX 360 game ported at XBOX One

  • @steveli5223
    @steveli5223 8 років тому +148

    SupercalisfragilisticEXISTENTIALCRISIS

    • @annawing770
      @annawing770 7 років тому +2

      Stevo Li Someone dumb is stealing my rhetorical devices

    • @annawing770
      @annawing770 7 років тому +2

      Internet idiot with conservative bias

    • @annawing770
      @annawing770 7 років тому +1

      SupercalifragilisticEXISTENTIALCRISIS

    • @lionelkentler
      @lionelkentler 7 років тому +1

      I love you

  • @jordison400
    @jordison400 8 років тому +1204

    ask her out? what about my wife, i dont think she'd like that...

    • @JohnSmith-xx5yn
      @JohnSmith-xx5yn 8 років тому +11

      ChilledDropstep doesn't apply to old ppl

    • @jordison400
      @jordison400 8 років тому +40

      John Smith not old, just reallyyy good at fucking up my life

    • @JohnSmith-xx5yn
      @JohnSmith-xx5yn 8 років тому +2

      ChilledDropstep the two aren't mutually exclusive xD

    • @maraschwartz6731
      @maraschwartz6731 8 років тому +70

      Ask your wife out on a date

    • @quinnencrawford9707
      @quinnencrawford9707 8 років тому +4

      That mean's you've already done it, and I know you only need to do it once.

  • @jasonpotason7949
    @jasonpotason7949 9 років тому +201

    it's a damn shame I'll die before we invent FTL travel

    • @maniacalcactus4705
      @maniacalcactus4705 9 років тому +24

      Jason Potason You might live long enough to preserve your consciousness and effectively view time travel at least

    • @maniacalcactus4705
      @maniacalcactus4705 9 років тому

      ***** Its late at night for me. I did mean ftl travel. Thanks for correcting me. Granted if we are able to break the universal speed limit then time travel might not seem too crazy.

    • @maniacalcactus4705
      @maniacalcactus4705 9 років тому

      ***** Dude I'm the exact same way. The whole, "Thanks for correcting me" was completely sincere. I completely understand your point of view but I see the matter differently. Time is already inconsistent. It moves faster and slower at parts that are moving at different relative speeds. Therefore, the concept traveling forwards in time is actually already proven. Backwards, however, could be an issue. This is where your idea becomes considerably more plausible than mine.

    • @nexzaros7951
      @nexzaros7951 9 років тому +2

      ***** Actually, in theory FTL travel would put you backwards in time. So, yeah. (It would also separate all of your atoms into protons, neutrons, and electrons, which would kill you. Also, due to the perception of time being warped at high speeds, you would not be able to stop if you kept whole as no time would pass for you. Actually, negative time would pass for you.) ((edit: that whole not stopping thing would cause you to crash into something and then cause a very very violent explosion, probably turning whatever you hit into pure energy and creating a blackhole. It also could create a super-nova.))

    • @nexzaros7951
      @nexzaros7951 9 років тому

      ***** So it seems.

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 9 років тому +236

    1:02 20st century?

    • @gordonfreeman5885
      @gordonfreeman5885 9 років тому +51

      Wow you can read!

    • @LazerLord10
      @LazerLord10 9 років тому +22

      Gordon Freeman
      IDK, I thought it was just a typo that it was the 20st century, and not 20th. Maybe that's just another way of doing it.

    • @replicaacliper
      @replicaacliper 9 років тому +30

      +LazerLord10 no, it's a typo. he's just a sarcastic bitch.

    • @gordonfreeman5885
      @gordonfreeman5885 9 років тому +6

      +Games FTW ye

    • @czechslovakian
      @czechslovakian 9 років тому

      The Years 0 A.D. - 99 A.D. Was The 1st Century, So The Years 100 - 199 Was The 2nd Century, Years 200 - 299 Was The 3rd Century, And So On.

  • @iwbmo
    @iwbmo 5 років тому +37

    "Wibbly wobbly timey wimey" 5:22

  • @SOLWK
    @SOLWK 7 років тому +915

    Im colourblind, so this was confusing

    • @hanzu5910
      @hanzu5910 7 років тому +47

      i'll give you a resume: WHAT THE FUCK THE WORLD IS WAY TOO BIG FOR MY BRAIN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME IS TOO LOOOONG go ask the cute girl out, because this greyscaled chart won't do it for you. (i assumed it looked like shades of "grey" to you, i don't really know what you actually saw >.

    • @SOLWK
      @SOLWK 7 років тому +24

      Hanzu, gray lots of gray and some white and some black

    • @Zakimals
      @Zakimals 6 років тому +33

      @@SOLWK that is a very uncommon form of colour blindness

    • @gonzofonzo5814
      @gonzofonzo5814 6 років тому +5

      You see life like old movies with sound... , wait , you cant tell if a movie is old or new!

    • @sergiontothetop
      @sergiontothetop 6 років тому +1

      I am colourblind too but not a lot i can see all the colours but diffrent
      Red to you may mean red-red-purple to me

  • @USGishumura
    @USGishumura 7 років тому +62

    im crying over the things ive missed and things i will missT_T

  • @Pleiodes
    @Pleiodes 9 років тому +247

    i always wonder what would happen if i travel 700 million years in the past and than spit in a see.

    • @Zeltweger
      @Zeltweger 9 років тому +70

      +Pleiodes this fucked my mind so hard :D

    • @newbment
      @newbment 9 років тому +224

      +Pleiodes you need to travel few years back and learn how to spell first :p

    • @partofelohell4061
      @partofelohell4061 9 років тому +3

      +Pleiodes i feel like my mind is getting fcked more then me xD

    • @Pleiodes
      @Pleiodes 9 років тому +53

      Ian Lee to be fair english is not my native language

    • @shukrifr
      @shukrifr 9 років тому +1

      +Pleiodes SPIT DEMONS!!!!

  • @parar2459
    @parar2459 Місяць тому

    Wow honestly I love this video, so glad I came to it after 10 years. The ending is just perfect, the music, the "time is precious make it count" brilliant

  • @VeRoNiCaAnThOnY97
    @VeRoNiCaAnThOnY97 7 років тому +353

    "history of the world, i guess" backwards

  • @Alex-zk5xc
    @Alex-zk5xc 7 років тому +11

    Why is it that I go on youtube to watch one video and end up in an existential crisis over the eventual heat death of the universe

  • @TheCheeseWeel
    @TheCheeseWeel 11 років тому +7

    thank you so much for donating to scishow, without that, i would have never known this great content exists. subscribed!

  • @mark-o-man6603
    @mark-o-man6603 4 роки тому +103

    Narrator: That cute girl you like- ask her out
    Me: Fine
    FBI: open the door!!!

  • @kskurly6633
    @kskurly6633 8 років тому +201

    I'm not sure if I should asked her out

    • @jimmu8689
      @jimmu8689 8 років тому

      EnergyN7 ask her out mate what's the worst that could happen

    • @marcocorsini4054
      @marcocorsini4054 8 років тому

      Well, if she rejects you, cheer up and try to forget her. It might be really hard, but it is possible.

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 8 років тому +1

      agreed,
      she doesent even know that I like her....

    • @belljack9898
      @belljack9898 8 років тому +1

      Do it. Before the whole universe disappear.

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 8 років тому +2

      Bell Jack I think we have some time befor that hapens....
      I would do it befor Trump become prsendent, oh wate...

  • @segasoldier6665
    @segasoldier6665 7 років тому +59

    This video make me Laughter and cry at the same time , how this is possible ?

    • @sachiosulaiman8700
      @sachiosulaiman8700 7 років тому +2

      Edcarlos pereira i don't know, but all i know is that spongebob is the earliest form of living creature and Bikini Bottom is the first ever civilization

    • @spear_of_heaven
      @spear_of_heaven 7 років тому

      Laughter and cry? Do you even English bruv

    • @potatoweaver9691
      @potatoweaver9691 6 років тому

      huge penis yes ma'am

  • @gulliver831
    @gulliver831 8 років тому +106

    I mean,what if in the heat death, new forms of physics start to create? what if chemicals,gravity,atoms,quarks,etc. Start to be replaced by a new type of themselves?
    (Sorry for the bad grammar,it's 2:00 am and English is not my main language).

    • @goosetheft4187
      @goosetheft4187 8 років тому +4

      (See earliest Kurz video)

    • @surperiord5304
      @surperiord5304 8 років тому

      .

    • @powerLien
      @powerLien 8 років тому +8

      some physicists do conjecture that, after an inconceivable amount of time after heat death, random quantum fluctuations would have most likely triggered another inflationary period, and thus another big bang, and another universe. it's all very speculative, though.
      that still ignores the possibility of other universes, which more and more scientists are starting to put a little stock in. nothing's confirmed yet, but there are theories, and possible ways to test them

    • @powerLien
      @powerLien 8 років тому

      it seems to me that it would just keep going, except there really wouldn't be any "point" to it. things could still happen, if you count particles that are light years away from each other accelerating into the infinite abyss unlikely to ever meet another particle again as "happenings".

    • @Rodionnx
      @Rodionnx 8 років тому +3

      Well we still don't know alot of things about Universe. For now we see this picture - Universe will die. But what if we can discover something that will show us that it will last forever and new matter will be possible to create ?? Or theoretically we can change some nature laws by ourself and create completely new physics, new Universe etc. It seems like if you have a technology everything is possible. We got computers only ~60 years ago and electricity about 110 years ago. How can we know now that our Universe is, without a doubt, doomed to die ?? It sounds like a 3 years old child talking about how to create a sucessful company and become a billionaire. So, with simple words, - we need to grow much more to understand what really awaits this Universe and what we can potentially do. And yeah, we have alot of time for this, no dismorale and panic pls.

  • @moonlightninjaman8481
    @moonlightninjaman8481 6 років тому +1

    I just subscribed,dude..these videos are way awesome...you question almost everything..and in a world where the strongest try to influence the weak thru misinformation you guys enlighten us..oh and these r now my favourite cartoon to watch...see ppl get many different things out of your masterpieces. ...thank you.

  • @theonewithoutidentity
    @theonewithoutidentity 9 років тому +26

    i think this basically puts two Vsauce videos together: ''What will we miss'' and ''Our narrow slice'' but its nice to see it from a slightly different perspective.

  • @modle4108
    @modle4108 8 років тому +276

    Thanks I asked her she said yes.

    • @jamesh579
      @jamesh579 8 років тому +28

      congrats buddy! :)

    • @eyalbiala8208
      @eyalbiala8208 8 років тому +8

      same.
      :D

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 8 років тому

      Congrats!

    • @Vimp.y
      @Vimp.y 8 років тому +10

      i told her too
      she hate me :(

    • @eyalbiala8208
      @eyalbiala8208 8 років тому +1

      born fantastic X So maybe She's not the perfect girl for you.

  • @Geo07ism
    @Geo07ism 9 років тому +200

    But by going out with the cute girls, you will do things that produce a lot of heat (if you know what I mean) and you will increase the Entropy of the universe shortening it's life by 10^-30 seconds.

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 9 років тому +4

      Menno Broer I hope that was a joke

    • @J3wuigi
      @J3wuigi 9 років тому +16

      Mark Minnema Yeah, it is.

    • @Geo07ism
      @Geo07ism 9 років тому +4

      Menno Broer At least being chased doesn't increase the entropy of the Universe as much as doing...other things, so good job.

    • @J3wuigi
      @J3wuigi 9 років тому +1

      Geo07ism Well, I ran for a long time, producing a lot of heat so, yeah.

    • @beezlbobdestraint6869
      @beezlbobdestraint6869 9 років тому +2

      You don't "produce" heat. We can't create or destroy energy. that's like year 5 science.

  • @jessebrust6271
    @jessebrust6271 3 роки тому +1

    this is quality. kuzgesagt videos from 10 years ago are still better than any other video that is being made in the present. thumbsup.

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 7 років тому +1840

    Cute girl?
    She has a boyfriend.

  • @bengodwin8608
    @bengodwin8608 8 років тому +122

    Ah Kurzgesagt destroying what I think is true and false in minutes

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 8 років тому

      What of this stuff you not know?

    • @FvesThzday
      @FvesThzday 8 років тому

      dont you know the earth is round?

    • @bengodwin8608
      @bengodwin8608 8 років тому +1

      ugh I deleted this comment why is it still around

    • @FvesThzday
      @FvesThzday 8 років тому

      +benjamin godwin idk once its in the internet you cant do anything about it

    • @bengodwin8608
      @bengodwin8608 8 років тому

      welp I'm just going to ignore replies from this comment now

  • @ROBLOXSisters
    @ROBLOXSisters 9 років тому +270

    That future thing... it was so depressing!

    • @questv2661
      @questv2661 9 років тому +30

      Ik I hate thinking about death it gives me chills and makes my hart sink

    • @SpyzacFilms
      @SpyzacFilms 9 років тому

      +PiggyHD because of hell? :P

    • @questv2661
      @questv2661 9 років тому +23

      +SpyzacFilms no because I won't be alive anymore to do anything and when I'm dead I think it's like before when you were born nothin is happing

    • @questv2661
      @questv2661 9 років тому +2

      thats not a real thing

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 9 років тому +3

      +ROBLOX Sisters It is not that depressing when you realize that those theories are highly speculative in nature. Some of that stuff have NO experimental or empirical validation, which makes it less of real science.
      I'd say it is math with physical consequences. So stay calm, and maybe you'll live long enough till all of that changes. Or not.

  • @gstechhub-j4h
    @gstechhub-j4h 3 роки тому +1

    It is surprisingly satisfying knowing how it will all end. I am more dreadful of a purposeless journey than one with full knowledge of it's end no matter how gloomy it may seem. And this idea like you rightly pointed out makes you appreciate the present more.
    Edit: And to think I am seeing this after so many years later is awesome. Time is really strange

  • @chancehowe5812
    @chancehowe5812 8 років тому +182

    I find it sad that our beautiful universe..Can die..EVERYTHING CAN DIE!!

    • @CrystalChi0maa
      @CrystalChi0maa 8 років тому

      yea :(

    • @garcemac
      @garcemac 8 років тому +13

      But it may not end this way. Expansion may eventually slow down, and the Universe may collapse back into another singularity, leading to another Big Bang. There was something here before, there will be something here after.

    • @james.housego
      @james.housego 8 років тому

      there is also a chance it would be reborn

    • @brianz7936
      @brianz7936 8 років тому

      Nothing gold can stay

    • @james.housego
      @james.housego 8 років тому

      Marmite Cider yup... and then be reborn again... then die again etc.

  • @krispykrep912
    @krispykrep912 7 років тому +182

    So far from 2013 to 2017 that I can summarize is:
    -Trump becomes president
    -SpaceX and Mars has a thing for each other
    -The world is obsessed with shitty trends and weird memes.

    • @DANKKrish
      @DANKKrish 7 років тому +4

      don't forget about the migrant crysis of 2015 and 3rd wave feminism

    • @alphaamoeba
      @alphaamoeba 6 років тому +4

      STEPPIN ON THE BEACH TOOTOO-TOOTOO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH TRRRROOO-TOOTOO!

    • @HmmYesInteresting...
      @HmmYesInteresting... 6 років тому

      That's today's events. Wait till our next generations will be like

    • @claycopter
      @claycopter 6 років тому

      Two Koreas make friends.

    • @gonzovlogs2505
      @gonzovlogs2505 6 років тому

      Mac Miller

  • @ViniciusGuitarGuy
    @ViniciusGuitarGuy 11 років тому +25

    Pirulla25 brought me here, and I'm not disappointed. This video is outstanding, very well put together, excellent visuals and narration. You just earned a new subscriber, sir.

  • @santiagofranc_ouver6892
    @santiagofranc_ouver6892 3 роки тому

    I don’t even know why I’m crying after watching this, incredible video, it’s just so good to be free for everyone in UA-cam.

  • @ethangroberg1900
    @ethangroberg1900 7 років тому +85

    This is the the video that inspired the history of the entire earth I guess

    • @Lovelyjab0987
      @Lovelyjab0987 7 років тому

      Ethan Groberg You mean the entire universe

  • @danieldillera5957
    @danieldillera5957 8 років тому +18

    Just imagine the end of the universe. Just nothing. You and everyone you know,love, and see around are gone forever. I can't imagine my self outside of my body with me being nothing. I find hard to believe that it's just nothing.

  • @darko.v
    @darko.v 10 років тому +306

    I asked her out guys! She sadly said, she's not interested.

    • @YaBoiiSlim
      @YaBoiiSlim 10 років тому +77

      Ayy mate it's alright. One day before the universe ends you will have your own Fraulein. Just keep at it

    • @darko.v
      @darko.v 10 років тому +33

      One day my friend one day. Thanks for the positive comment :)

    • @darko.v
      @darko.v 10 років тому

      ***** Thank you for the support friend, and I agree, give everything and anyone a chance, things can surprise you, sometimes for the bad but most of the time for the positive,

    • @DarkoSubotin
      @DarkoSubotin 10 років тому

      Balkan girls are a tough nut to crack! :)

    • @DarkoVidanovski
      @DarkoVidanovski 10 років тому

      Darko Subotin Tough but not impossible :) And once you crack the nut, you get the best reward a man can imagine ;)

  • @mizujagger
    @mizujagger 5 років тому

    This is a superb video. This channel should not be taken for granted, it creates incredible and educating work. The best place in UA-cam is right here. Great work, guys!

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 5 років тому

      mizujagger Try to beat that long comment. Otherwise your bad.