Kristen Schaal - Women's Swimsuits Are Poorly Designed
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2016
- #KristenSchaal (Flight of the Conchords, Bob's Burgers and The Daily Show) on the relationship between the US and Canada, being hot in ancient times, and the advice she would give her younger self.
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HOLY SHIT, THAT'S JUST HER VOICE
Here, I thought she was just doing a funny accent, like some voice actors do, but nah. No fake accents or falsettos here, this is really just her voice.
She has a really nice voice, i really like her singing parts in bobs burgers lol.
People used to assume that of Fran Drescher that her whole accent was just an act when in fact she talks about how she had trouble getting work early in her career because of her native accent
When your accent is so pronounced it sounds like someone making fun of your accent.
She only needs one voice to play the same role in everything she does.
Holy shit! I LOVE her!
That serious guy in the white shirt at the table, just staring, chewing his pretzels and occasionally nodding like "go on, yeah, this really does it for me"
Omg, I laughed so hard at this comment.
I imagine him having a very deep British accent
Watch "Chris D'elia does crowd work". He goes in on this guys cousin!
That guy was so obnoxious. If you're going to be like that sit in the back. I think his date was embarrassed.
@@AK-jt7kh Well it wasn't funny. Should he have forced it?
I really love how I can only hear Louise and Mabel
me too
Mabel?
Sahir same
Lmao same.
NoVaKane Mabel is a character she played in gravity falls
WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT SWEATERS I WAS DYING BECAUSE MABEL.
Sophia Angelina SAME
Sophia Angelina. same
Sophia Angelina. i was letiraly imagining a animation of mabel saying all this and got creeped out at the swim suit part
Ikr Mabel was the only thing I was thinking of
YES
She's like an adorable chipmunk in a green dress.
Now that's a Chipmunk movie I'd watch.
You mean eleanor from the chipettes ?
ELANOR
I liek mudkipz *eleanor
@@garfield5316 _call off the strike_
“There is no modern swimsuit that can contain your pubes.” -wisdom
Maggie E That’s why a bikini wax is called a bikini wax lol
Lizi Moody Specter ehm no pretty sure you are supposed to have them otherwise they wouldn’t grow there, whether you want to shave or not is a personal choice tho
That was the only part of this set that even approached funny.
@@flametheflamingo8776 Pretty sure Lizi's comment was about the current societal "standards", not nature, ie. it seems to be required that everyone shave these days.
She went from 0 to pubes in .2 seconds, didn’t she? 😂
She looks like she just escaped a 50's magazine.
She and John Mulaney
The moment when you realize you gets paid millions of dollars just by talking in her regular voice she's like a female Patrick Warburton.
Yup! They have uncommon voices so it works.
So does the man that plays bob he speaks in his own voice
Steven Fucetola Yeah, he’s the dude who does the Arby’s commercials
@@jaylanicole3751 He's also the guy from Jon Benjamin Has a Van. His name is Jon Benjamin.
"You gets paid by talking in her voice"???
I like how the Canadians look terrified when she starts talking about guns XD
@Roger Dodger and how is she safe without a gun. Maybe she's a master martial artist who can't handle a razor.
The firearm ownership rate in Canada is among the highest in the world, so that joke would work a lot better almost anywhere else. It's a weird joke for Canada, even though their rate is lower.
@@calmbbaer depends where you are in Canada but the big difference is most gun owners there have a legitimate need because of moose, bears, wolves etc. In the cities you're fine and their rate of gun crime is substantially lower than the USA's.
@@Dream146 “Depends where you are in Canada”? So doesn’t that also apply to the U.S., or anywhere?
Cause we are you school shooting normalizing weirdos
The add at the end just jumped from straight Kristen Schaal saying "Werewolf crotch" to Bill Burr saying: "I start freaking out I'm like is that a pit bull?!"
That had to be planned!
Honestly this is a really good point about swimsuits
That's what happens when you let design swimsuits, we want to see everything.
@Radu Coroi you let design swimsuits?
Olympic swimmers wear suits that completely hide everything sexual
Louise is only 9 I don't think that's why she wears shorts over her swimsuit.
Not really. There's a wide selection of boy short swimsuits and razors that will solve this nonexistent problem.
Canada is what happens when you abandon French people in the woods. (not my own tagline)
Also, Louisiana.
Mecha G
Louisiana is French People in the Swamp
That's a perfect analogy.
was that a rucka rucka ali reference?
@@Tahu33446 yup. sure was. I just changed put for abandon
I love Kristen and the projects she's worked in. She's absolutely amazing.
The men in the audience looked so alarmed and disgusted when she started talking about pubes and how hair is natural 😂😂😂
The cute guy to the side looked enthralled. He looked like fun.
But the miserable grump in the middle with the white shirt on looked like he wanted to choke her out. In a bad way.
@Jacob K that makes it sound like a challenge, nothing my giant whale moby dick can't handle & tame
Canada is the land of the beaver, after all.
That little patch of butt hair is what conserns me i don't want to be the one to tell her bc when they are doggy and you slowly hint to a wax
@Jacob K Something something once a month
(I died when she said "And so does Mother Nature," though.)
She finally got a laugh from the guy in front row with the "werewolf crotch" joke.
I noticed that too haha
That guy was pissing me off man, I'm here like " these are the jokes 😡 "
The dude with the glasses and the chick?
So true about the swimsuits. I've always though female swimsuits absolutely suck.
Don't let men design your clothes lol
Radu Coroi yeah, like we really have a say in that lmao
@@arianaescalante4674 you do, your wallet
@@SA2004YG yeah right😂 just never swim ever again
I actually managed to find a swimsuit that starts going down your legs. I haven't actually worn it swimming because I'm still to self conscious about myself.
I can't stop hearing Mabel say "crappy mirror".
its also weird to hear her talk about puberty.
yeah
Rey Jean G. Lubreo how dare you !!!!!
@@mystery3328 well she did learn from Stan
She looks great in that dress!
Kristen -" triangle torso"
me- " Mabel stop talking about bills human body
Tru 👌😂👌
feferi peixes Hehehhe
feferi peixes. lol
feferi peixes yep
Not really Mabel mostly Louise
Ah, the summer of 2016, when you could go to Canada and say "Admit it, you love us" unironically
HER VOICE IS GREAT I CANT BELIEVE SHE WAS BLESSED SO MUCH!!!! WHEN I FIRST SAW BOBS BURGERS AND GRAVITY FALLS, I THOUGHT SHE HAD TO ALTER HER VOICE BUT NO SHES JUST THAT AWESOME!!!!
I always thought this was like a character voice she put on but I’m so happy it’s not and now I wanna hug her
I feel like Kristen doesn’t voice Mabel, Mabel Pines voices her instead
All I hear is Louise and Mable
Ik right. Im such a bobs burgers fan
Random Clips Me too
Random Clips she The voice of them
and Jake jr. from adventure time
I hear sarah lynn
AAAHH A SWEATER JOKE!!!! SHE REALLY IS MABEL!!!!
so wait, she is the voice maker of mabel from gravity falls? because if she is... she should stick to voice making... i love mabel but dear god... she is unfuny as hell as a comedian '-'
@Manannan anam exactly and it is kinda sad because i realy love her voice acting... so, when i read this coment, i was like "oh man... i realy wish i liked this..." but i didnt...
"Werewolf crotch!"
"Is that a pitbull??"
that was so perfectly timed.
"aLl I hEaR iS LoUiSe AnD MaBeL"
-Every comment here
Basically
Let me guess your keyboard is spastic.
Physically she comes off as a 50' house wife
Then she pulls out that beyonce move and I'm like DAAAMMMN GIRL
I just imagine Mabel and Louise talking XD
Did anyone else play "Werewolf crotch!" over and over.
+Taylor Raven Marceline 1. Yes
2. Absolutely not
Taylor Willows aaa
Taylor Willows same
silently imagining Mabel.
Or Louise
ethan philippe NSHJDJDKND OMFG YASS
I can tell that a lot of herself comes out in the characters she plays. Also, it's hilarious how young she sounds. She actually sounds like a kid.
U watched gravity falls, right?
@@kingofthegamers2933 Yes, but also a fair bit of Bob's Burgers.
MABEL! MABEL! MABEL! MABEL! MABEL! OMG I LOVE KRISTEN'S VOICE!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
EllieDoodles _ AAAAAAAA
what about Louise from Bobs Burgers
EllieDoodles _ chill man!
LOUISE LOUISE LOUISE
Everyone talking about Mabel and Louise but all I can see is Mel from Flight of the Conchords
Same
Why is Louise dancing like Tina?
Maybe she was in the writer's room during the creation of Tina.
Y’all really can’t separate a real person from a fictional character, can ya?
Nope!
She was definitely channeling Mel with her opener.
everyone always associates her with the cartoon characters she's voiced but all I see is that one obsessive girl in Flight of The Conchords...
What are you talking about? Can't seperate a real and fictional person?
@@sbritton1313 people are constantly commenting stuff like "I can only hear Louise and Mabel when watching her"...Louise and Mabel being fictional cartoon characters that Kristen Schaal voice acts in their respective shows.
all i hear is louise and sarah lynn 😂 (bobs burgers and bojack horseman)
daphne paraz Mabel (Gravity Falls)
Literally every comment is "all I hear is Louise/Mabel"
Well, not literally.
You mean figuratively
Deadasss yeah
Are we wrong though?!
Kids man, she was around long before those roles
"...do you, like, I dunno, wanna buy this axe?"
lol
Jesus... This voice is everywhere including Gravity Falls.
Sarah Lynn?
Sarah Lynn?
... Sarah Lynn?
ugh I just remembered that scene :(
😢
@blanche :(
i didn't even realize that was her voice actress! woah
I was happy.
Now I'm sad.
Thanx for that.
She's so adorable
I love Kristen, she's just so flipping funny all the time
Just replace the word gun with GRAPPLING HOOK! for Mabel.
Gun is for lueise
serendipidus1 yeah it’s called Gravity Falls
She is so weird, and yet so cute!
Trying to find a swimsuit that covers the pubes is tough, though xD What I really want is a swimsuit with shorts and a cute skirt over it. Impossible to find. Damn impossible. Even online.
Jessica Rey swimsuits are mix and match. Multiple types of skirts and super cute. It’s not impossible :)
I used to have a swimsuit with a skirt that could be put on on top of a normal swimsuit while you swim. It fell off practically any time I actually swam or jumped or something. Currently have a swim top with swim shorts, though, and those work really well.
That exists. Try googling "Muslim swimsuit"
@@jemiebridges3197 That's quite a bit more than shorts. It shouldn't be a battle between hardly any coverage and total coverage. Most companies don't offer much coverage on the bottom other than some skirts that look like they're for old ladies (otherwise they're so short they don't actually cover)
All I hear is Kristen Schaal from the Last Man on Earth
Andy Ortega she is pretty great in that show.
Kristen: we’re like your favourite sweater-
Me: MABEL?!!!!
That was also my first thought
Mabel: “I’m legalizing everything!”
when she said wearwolf croch i couldnt breath
lighterfawn40 I can't breathe from the way you spell.
She's adorable in a magically weird way.
It's like she's a different species, but very close. So you're attracted, but in a way that confuses you at night.
How you described this so well is absurd to me
Thank you both.
Exactly!!
“A triangle torso, you know like, a demon who can shift reality and end the world but gets defeated by 12 year old twins”
I can't get the picture of Mabel out of my head...
I am incredibly ashamed at how long I spent thinking "Aw, she's like a grown up Mabel Pines" before I remembered.
Remembered what??
It's been 2 years and i still don't know what you remembered
she IS Mabel.
Last man on earth... the only reason why I clicked.
Cool movie
I love how her voice always reminds me of Mabel. It’s so cool that her voice always sounds like that
She should definitely host SNL some time, I think she'd be awesome at it
everyone's like "oh my god! it's mabel!!!" but all i can think of is sarah lynn
her voice is just so iconic
The one lady who can sum up America with a sweater.
That Bill Burr line at the end tho. "A pitbull mix? What'd you mix it with another pitbull?!" Lol!
I love how no one notices she was Barb from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
yup.
Alexismashups or mabel from gravity falls
i already knew
Marina We know, we just try to forget about it.
Marina carol from the last man on earth
I can only hear Sarah Lynn
@purple_ unicorn26 Watch BoJack Horseman
My daughter rushed in to see why gravity falls is on tv.
Someone should animate this as adult Mabel
Louise Belcher is the best character that’s ever been on TV. Fight me.
She's definitely one of my favorites
I see your Louise and raise you a Diane from Blackish.
Mable Pines fight me!
Cough*Rick Sanchez*cough
Hakeem America Rick’s laaame dawg. Only way Rick could be cool is if he was somehow Louise’s intergalactic Dad.. but he ain’t.. Bob is. Hell Bob’s cooler than Rick.
I found Waldos sister in the front row at 3:02
Damn am I the only one who only recognizes her from flight of the concords?
Mel
I personally liked her in Dinner For Schmucks
Mad Men
She is absolutely wonderful.
I was like
wait mabel?
Wait is that her voice actor
I googled it and i said
"oh mabellll!"
Im genuinely happy
1:48 i just imagine Mable with her damn grappling hook
Funny, a cutie, and a talented voice actress (I'm not tryna smash, I'm just hoping she reads this and has a good day)
It's weird hearing Mabel, Louise, Lynn... whoever in her body.. and just .... omg lol
Imagine Mabel saying all this in gravity falls
SHE IS SO MUCH LIKE MABEL
i could only hear louise, when she said c’mon i died
I don't understand how she has gotten as fire as she's has gotten. It's hard to make me laugh, but she has never even made me smile at a joke. I have never even thought to myself, "That's Funny."
She great on Flight of The Concords.
Why is Louise's voice actress such a Tina in real life
Because Tina’s voice actor is such a Gene in real life.
MABEL I JUST CAME BEACUASE OF MABEL AHHH I LOVE YOU!!!
I love that everyone in the comments are saying MABEL AND LOUISE.....
thats when you know that theyre cartoon fans
I love her voice sooo much
its like mabel doing stand up
she is the voice of Mable from “Gravity Falls.”
I love how she always wears a dress or a sweater so cute
She sounds permanently drunk and I love it
she could be the perfect girlfriend for Stifler in American Pie. Lmao
She is a national treasure.
International treasure.
All I hear is Lauren Bacall in a road show of "Follies."
We need an animated version of louise/mabel doing this
I was about to start crying when I heard her voice, thank you for bringing life to Mabel!!!
I love that I still here Mabel and the tv show didn’t end ;C
love her in sit-coms , she's just different .
6:47 I love the idea of Mabel Pines saying this.
I can't unhear mable
I kept thinking at the beginning "Who tf is that I know her voice" and then I googled "maple pines voice" and it blew my mind lol.
top tier standup. so funny
Her voice is literally mabel!
I'm hearing no one but Louise right now
Danae Martínez and Mabel
never seen here YET i know why i love her voice and where its from
MABEL OMFG YESSS