Tammy Pescatelli - Millennial Sex

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 5 років тому +4241

    "Take your time, some of you are him" THAT WAS GOOOOOD

    • @gratefullyliving6576
      @gratefullyliving6576 5 років тому +13

      Lol that was damn good

    • @LuhLuhLawrence
      @LuhLuhLawrence 5 років тому +8

      I read the comment before the delivery. I'm so dead cause I am that kid. 🤣😂😂

    • @markbey9411
      @markbey9411 4 роки тому +2

      True... but their take will be, Wow, she just said I’m good lookin like her old man, disregarding the other part.

  • @Phalxxx
    @Phalxxx 5 років тому +1348

    She's awesome. she's someone you want at your thanksgiving dinner. She just had a very 'fun aunt' kind of vibe.

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 4 роки тому +3

      She can be my Thanksgiving dinner anytime 🍽👅

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexzais1935 I would rather eat her than the turkey.

    • @perciousmatter7001
      @perciousmatter7001 4 роки тому

      @@dallasbrubaker6054 i would be concerned if u did

    • @perciousmatter7001
      @perciousmatter7001 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexzais1935 u could just say shes beautiful.

    • @dallasbrubaker6054
      @dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому +1

      @@perciousmatter7001 well then be concerned

  • @stevestringer7351
    @stevestringer7351 4 роки тому +49

    Tammy is so funny. Her delivery is not forced but very natural. It's like talking to someone in line at the grocery store. I hope to see more stand up from this talented lady!

  • @T3lmoMartins
    @T3lmoMartins 6 років тому +5799

    She came and she went! Laughed out loud

    • @michaelmendez3572
      @michaelmendez3572 6 років тому +52

      Richard Pryor joke

    • @Do_Odles
      @Do_Odles 6 років тому +26

      @@michaelmendez3572 Yup 70s Pryor joke

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 років тому +9

      Telmo Martins that’s an old joke....

    • @crumbsies
      @crumbsies 6 років тому +12

      I had to pause the video to breathe after this joke. lol.

    • @rituparnamitra4220
      @rituparnamitra4220 5 років тому +4

      I cracked up big time

  • @cwell510
    @cwell510 5 років тому +1887

    She sounds exactly the way she looks...

  • @klabeck1097
    @klabeck1097 6 років тому +1158

    My goodness I needed this!!! Natural, unforced delivery. Feels like I'm at her dinner table having a few laughs!

  • @baylee9879
    @baylee9879 5 років тому +316

    “She came and she went”
    That part had me laughing my ass off, I wish she was my Italian aunt

  • @AK33M
    @AK33M 6 років тому +2968

    Aye yo. I like her. She's funny af in a natural way. I bet she pulled these jokes from actual conversations verbatim. Lol

    • @bluemonday93
      @bluemonday93 5 років тому +61

      You start this comment like a gangster, but end it like a bullied kid

    • @esmanmusic2204
      @esmanmusic2204 5 років тому +25

      AK33M as coming from an Italian household these are facts. She reminds me of my mom my aunts combined into one person 😂🤣

    • @sessoments5254
      @sessoments5254 5 років тому +24

      italians are funny naturally. their culture is one that is comical from an outside perspective but entirely serious. its wit rather than clowing. wit is better than anything and everything. they're just all very sharp.. its a culture that prides shaarpness and intelligence in thier conversation

    • @spiritualopportunism4585
      @spiritualopportunism4585 5 років тому +2

      You're saying aye like an Irish.

    • @jonnybgoode7742
      @jonnybgoode7742 4 роки тому

      @@spiritualopportunism4585 like an Irish? 😂😂 the fuck?

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 5 років тому +2729

    Tammy: "No one ever says their kid is stupid"
    *me, an Asian, raised by Asian parents* :

    • @TheOriginalMyocardia
      @TheOriginalMyocardia 5 років тому +33

      She didn't mean directly to the child. She meant to people to whom the parent isn't related.

    • @victorym744
      @victorym744 5 років тому +148

      @@TheOriginalMyocardia In that case, I still stand by my statement 😅😂

    • @macyoakes7555
      @macyoakes7555 5 років тому +20

      At least I'm not the only one who's parent insults their intelligence

    • @sharoncrysatoni3862
      @sharoncrysatoni3862 5 років тому +22

      African parents all the time 😂

    • @sharoncrysatoni3862
      @sharoncrysatoni3862 5 років тому +5

      @Thelondonbadger ....don't use instagram actually, but thanks

  • @138josefina
    @138josefina 5 років тому +5783

    Her accent makes the deliveries so much better

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 5 років тому +54

      Josefina Crue her accent feels like home to me lol. But when I spend time with family they now just roast me for saying coffee instead of cawwwffee and cavitelli instead of gavadeel (you may only get that if you’re Italian from Brooklyn lol.)

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 років тому +38

      Italians are just funny!! I've been to Italy, they're so hospitable and lazy, but in a good way. They take it slow. We were running down the boardwalk, and every one was looking like 'why are you running??? This is italy'

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 5 років тому +2

      Grandma Susan unless you’r in traffic

    • @francismark1993
      @francismark1993 5 років тому +4

      I love the Italian accent!

    • @azraelblick4117
      @azraelblick4117 5 років тому +2

      I grew up in her hometown, Meadville Pa. We don’t talk like this.

  • @funpolice5821
    @funpolice5821 6 років тому +899

    "You got this covered?" This got me howling😂

  • @costihaig4132
    @costihaig4132 5 років тому +691

    “I married the hot kid from the slow class” 💀💀💀💀

  • @princenbl
    @princenbl 6 років тому +3373

    Her hair is fascinating!

    • @laceyharper4956
      @laceyharper4956 6 років тому +3

      What do you mean?

    • @peekaboots01
      @peekaboots01 6 років тому +119

      It's gorgeous.

    • @loverain2229
      @loverain2229 6 років тому +87

      For woman at her age, her hair is amazing.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому

      Love Rain In what way?

    • @No1More1Mr1Nice1Guy1
      @No1More1Mr1Nice1Guy1 6 років тому +33

      this is what women used to look like, hey dressed to be attractive, not perpetually bored and 'oveeeer iit, omg'.

  • @Fstop313
    @Fstop313 5 років тому +261

    "She was beautiful. Just like a movie star. Just like Danny Devito."

    • @TMZahida226
      @TMZahida226 3 роки тому +4

      Lol! That made me spit out my drink!

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 6 років тому +3150

    Her husband: We need a safe word . . . Tammy: "If you could do that, why would I stop you?"

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 5 років тому +19

      @T Clark - completely agree with you; I still laugh every time I remember it!

    • @seanpaulson9098
      @seanpaulson9098 5 років тому +47

      She came and went!😂😂 LoL (laughing Online)

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 5 років тому +9

      @@seanpaulson9098 That joke is older than time....Not sure if it was dangerfield or Pryor but it worked for her set...her saying "why would i stop you!" Was the most epic thing I've ever heard! I totally would say that to my partner bt they can never remember their safe word 😂😂😂🤫😎😎🤫
      I like to say coming and going into oblivion whenever i say the joke when my partner says I'm giving them a heart attack lol

    • @chuckaudio3191
      @chuckaudio3191 4 роки тому

      I cried!

  • @lakeishag76
    @lakeishag76 6 років тому +2331

    Her accent is so interesting

    • @Nik-ff3tu
      @Nik-ff3tu 5 років тому +94

      You'd love Jersey Shore

    • @MrJMB122
      @MrJMB122 5 років тому +56

      Either she's a jersey stereotype and I can tell you for a fact because I grew up on the Jersey Shore or she's from New York

    • @holaroc118
      @holaroc118 5 років тому +95

      Old school NYC/NJ Italian

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 5 років тому +1

      Und Casanova Frankonstein *chopped cheese

    • @Adrianlovesmusic
      @Adrianlovesmusic 5 років тому

      go to Jersey

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 6 років тому +593

    "She came and she went" LOOOOOL I got a full belly laugh from that

    • @alia2583
      @alia2583 5 років тому

      @Username ofc you're a man

    • @alia2583
      @alia2583 5 років тому

      @drewski5217 she's a woman 🙄🤨

    • @executiveorder7146
      @executiveorder7146 5 років тому

      Oh i have a better one i know someone who got into some real crazy sex stuff some how he found out that putting a belt around your neck would increase orgasm so he tried he just when he was about to you know his leg stiffed up and he was about to pass out luckily he came to before he passed out and didnt want to die like that everyone knowing i was like i can see the headlines now god im comming lol

  • @Breemode908
    @Breemode908 5 років тому +124

    “If you could do that why would I stop you????” THATS a BIG mood

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 років тому +1

      Funniest thing I heard in along while, didn't expect that

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 6 років тому +4247

    God’s father
    Godfather
    Marlon Brando
    Dad is smart. In a way.

    • @brykit1972
      @brykit1972 5 років тому +148

      He's a damn genius.

    • @DeerHunter308
      @DeerHunter308 5 років тому +9

      @@brykit1972 who is? her husband, maybe. Marlon he is dead, does do anything anymore. He dead.

    • @gingermlg
      @gingermlg 5 років тому +92

      That. Is. The. Joke.

    • @catrina6541
      @catrina6541 5 років тому

      i was ur 1000th comment

    • @Uwontregretit101
      @Uwontregretit101 5 років тому +1

      Dont get it

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 5 років тому +57

    This chick is mad cool. I could listen to her tell family stories for hours xD

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 6 років тому +5314

    “I could take out the entire generation with a jar of peanuts” lol!!

    • @ELCNUmorFnaMehT
      @ELCNUmorFnaMehT 5 років тому +59

      She's right tho

    • @DeerHunter308
      @DeerHunter308 5 років тому +63

      @CODY ADAMS If you have to ask how she already killed you

    • @curtisc6768
      @curtisc6768 5 років тому +25

      Jesus please do it, i will pay for the peanuts.

    • @Varun-hw2yr
      @Varun-hw2yr 5 років тому +5

      I thought she was talking about farting....

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 років тому +4

      Beat em over the head with it

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 5 років тому +122

    "You got this covered? Cause I got stuff to do. I'm busy."

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 6 років тому +862

    “If you could do that, why would I stop you?! We’re all gonna die...what happened.... She came, she went!” Rotflmao....”you got this? I got stuff to do...I’m busy!!!” Omg damn true! All of it! Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OBS-ip2hy
      @OBS-ip2hy 5 років тому +2

      Sarah Doan Richard Pryor did that bit first, it was during a story about his father

    • @DestinyDad
      @DestinyDad 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @alia2583
      @alia2583 5 років тому

      @@OBS-ip2hy which part exactly?

  • @kyleseptoo1867
    @kyleseptoo1867 4 роки тому +23

    2:18 - her laughing so loud at her own joke is just Boss level 💯

  • @inimfon869
    @inimfon869 6 років тому +753

    How have I never heard of her.

    • @mydee1
      @mydee1 6 років тому +11

      My thoughts exactly

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 6 років тому +4

      No one has.. because she isnt funny

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 5 років тому

      What would be an appropriate answer to this question? Or is it supposed to be a funny statement?

    • @noneya9035
      @noneya9035 5 років тому +2

      I think she started on that Jay Mohr show... I can't remember the name of it. .. had amateur comedians compete... Like a reality show but not .. I loved that show.

    • @noneya9035
      @noneya9035 5 років тому +1

      ^^ Ralphie May got found from that show too.

  • @michaeldelia9048
    @michaeldelia9048 5 років тому +50

    I don't care i think she is brilliant, i love her material, her look, her attitude, sound of her voice, she needs to keep standup going.

  • @michaelmendez3572
    @michaelmendez3572 6 років тому +3812

    Amy Schumer is going to steal these jokes

    • @JustinCoasters
      @JustinCoasters 6 років тому +119

      She’s already stolen her jokes

    • @michaelmendez3572
      @michaelmendez3572 6 років тому +34

      @@JustinCoasters exactly

    • @rikirudee
      @rikirudee 6 років тому +36

      Half this set are hacky jokes that have been told countless times.

    • @Mayabee321
      @Mayabee321 6 років тому +24

      If Schumer truly was a joke thief, the other comics would shun her and she wouldn’t work another day.

    • @michaelmendez3572
      @michaelmendez3572 6 років тому +25

      @@Mayabee321 not if they are eating off her. Even Mencia had people that backed him up

  • @DanDann
    @DanDann 5 років тому +112

    just be loyal and guard the perimeter... 😂

  • @Youtub3rh4x0r
    @Youtub3rh4x0r 6 років тому +1346

    Lol she's pretty funny.. But hot damn, you fine Tammy, your husband might be smarter than you think!

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 6 років тому +24

      His husband is also a comedian.
      He invested in a pretty hot stock here ;)

    • @MunchMaila
      @MunchMaila 5 років тому +1

      Aye🔥🔥

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 5 років тому +1

      Still have yet to try an italian woman

    • @dbstewart86
      @dbstewart86 4 роки тому +1

      She looks like she could teach a few things.

  • @haroldasraz
    @haroldasraz 5 років тому +45

    She is actually brilliant. Great timing, nice punch lines. A lot of subtlety mixed with brashness.

  • @genus-belowfamilybutaboves4637
    @genus-belowfamilybutaboves4637 6 років тому +426

    I met a little italian lady in the supermarket who chumped me right off. She said, “You paying $3 for a pepper? You better get some dirt and a pot w some hole and drop those seeds in it! You hear?! I was like ok!? She was tough as nails - and my grandma was Black and she didnt play either, maybe its a old thing.

    • @sessoments5254
      @sessoments5254 5 років тому +17

      theyre closer to nature. they know natural things better. the world changed with artifical technology. technology with no natural purpose. computers and phones serve no natural purpose. they do nothing for our survival needs. but its all we're used to. thats why we think different from them. they are able to draw certain connections in their mind that we are not able to because the world around is so artificial. unless our generation is constantly reading for information and reading books about the natural world. then we'll get better. cause therea re a lot of distractions on the internet (the crippler of the modern socitey) that prevent us from achieveing our natural potential. the internet is a double edged sword. use with discretion/ self discipline rules all

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 5 років тому +18

      Edward Kimani um, what? We can literally save people from dying and fly because of modern technology. I can see my mom’s face when I live half a world away from her because of technology. We can feed the growing population because of technology (though we’d admittedly be better at that if we swapped to veganism and fixed food transport infrastructure). Technology isn’t some mean babysitter keeping us all locked in because it doesn’t want to watch us on the playground, and it doesn’t make everything around us “artificial” either.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 5 років тому +7

      You are both right

    • @klondike444
      @klondike444 5 років тому +3

      @@JacquelineUnderwood "We can feed the growing population because of technology"
      But it's only because of technology that we have a growing population, and it's not going to end well.

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 5 років тому +5

      klondike444 every animal reaches carrying capacity eventually? And because of that, tend to go into a period where many die, and then nature is back in balance. That’s a pretty natural process. The only thing that technology has done is increase the carrying capacity of our environment. Higher building allow more space, better technology allows for more food to be grown and water to be purified, thus increasing carrying capacity. That doesn’t make technology bad, it just makes it a tool we’ve used to increase chances of survival, like other animals do too. Otters keep a favorite rock to crack open any shelled food they collect, thus increasing the range of foods they can eat. Primates use tools as well, as do elephants and plenty other intelligent species. By doing so, they increase their chances of survival and reproduction. The bad thing isn’t that we’re doing that, it’s that we have the technology and foresight to know that we’re hurting the environment, that there are ways to mitigate or eliminate that hurt, and yet aren’t doing anything drastic do so when we know it is a major threat. That’s not the fault of technology, it’s the fault of human nature.

  • @AZyzk
    @AZyzk 5 років тому +22

    "You could go to the bathroom in the middle of the night go back and find your bed made".
    I had a nonna and it is so true!

    • @dinamule3073
      @dinamule3073 4 роки тому +1

      My great godmother would make the bed as soon as my aunt (her daughter) woke up in the morning.

  • @TheKaylaNBucki
    @TheKaylaNBucki 4 роки тому +43

    I love her laugh after she says “welp, she came and she went”

  • @hmmmm.
    @hmmmm. 5 років тому +14

    I love her, she is so hilarious every time I see her. A comedic genius.

  • @ladydiamond6261
    @ladydiamond6261 5 років тому +97

    Her eyes are beautiful.

  • @alaysiadennis9420
    @alaysiadennis9420 5 років тому +38

    "What happened to Tammy?"
    "Well...she came and she went."
    Oml XD

  • @Lucky-vn7jx
    @Lucky-vn7jx 5 років тому +54

    omg she needs a special Netflix PLS

    • @tammypescatelli5190
      @tammypescatelli5190 5 років тому +11

      I had one. we moved it to Prime Video. Called "Finding the Funny". Thanks:)

    • @Lucky-vn7jx
      @Lucky-vn7jx 5 років тому

      AAAAAA YES

    • @jackremington3397
      @jackremington3397 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@tammypescatelli5190 I used to study Stand-Ups. You are a Dream! I Subscribed and will find out more about you. No, I am not a Stalker my wife would throw me in the water of Jaws!

  • @djchakir
    @djchakir 4 роки тому +13

    One of my favourites.
    I hope she will become more famous.

  • @TheBent139
    @TheBent139 4 роки тому +24

    "You got this? I got things to do".
    "She came and she went"
    This woman is funny.

  • @theeleanorshellstrop
    @theeleanorshellstrop 5 років тому +40

    “You got this? I’m busy.”

  • @sam2050
    @sam2050 5 років тому +8

    One time I was sitting front row at a smaller show of hers and she stopped the show in the middle looked at me and asked why I wasn’t laughing. (I genuinely thought I was I’m just not a super outburst-y laugher) Ten minutes later my brother gets up to go to the bathroom and trips over a chair and I bursted out laughing. She turned to me and yelled “THATS WHAT YOU LAUGH AT?!” She then listed every award she’s won and said “but your brother TRIPPING MAKES YOU LAUGH?”
    And I’ll never forget her lol

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 роки тому

      "She then listed every award she’s won and said 'but your brother TRIPPING MAKES YOU LAUGH?'”
      cringe

    • @jacobparker1105
      @jacobparker1105 2 роки тому +1

      @@winstonmarlowe5254 L reply W comment

  • @SparklesNJazz
    @SparklesNJazz 5 років тому +3

    i just feel like i’m having a conversation with her and she’s just casually pulling out these jokes and making me laugh i’m obsesssssssed

  • @lizdelisle1912
    @lizdelisle1912 6 років тому +20

    We need another Netflix special from Tammy! It's been too long! In the meantime, stop over in Atlanta at the Fox theatre please!

  • @thehealdaddy
    @thehealdaddy 2 роки тому +1

    "what happened to Tammy? Well she came and she went" that was goooood haha

  • @reynam2576
    @reynam2576 6 років тому +670

    I like her. Italian women are pretty funny.

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 6 років тому +5

      Pretty funny... not very funny

    • @Engineer_Heathen
      @Engineer_Heathen 6 років тому +17

      She was born in Ohio, she's American. Her family came from Italy, not her.

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 6 років тому +6

      Ohioans are funny too though.

    • @Engineer_Heathen
      @Engineer_Heathen 6 років тому +10

      @wellyjelly her native homeland is America, so she's American. Her lineage is Italian, and she tries acting Italian.

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 6 років тому +4

      She's american full stop .

  • @cnslloyd
    @cnslloyd 3 роки тому +5

    Oh how I've missed seeing and hearing her! She was one of my favorites when HBO first started, love her 💙

    • @tammypescatelli1
      @tammypescatelli1 Рік тому

      I think that might be someone else. I have never been on HBO:)

  • @SAXTProductions
    @SAXTProductions 6 років тому +431

    when it comes to sex, I swear our daughter has freaking radar. Just when it things start heating up, I hear -HEY DADDY.

    • @RealTalkWithSSG
      @RealTalkWithSSG 6 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @moodyCoverhouse
      @moodyCoverhouse 6 років тому +35

      If my children weren't available to interrupt us trying to have sex, their friends would telephone or just walk in the back door and yell. God, we were frustrated!!!!

    • @user-iu3ii8sq6t
      @user-iu3ii8sq6t 5 років тому +69

      Some people hear "hey Daddy" when they about to get it on even if they don't have kids

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 років тому +61

      If you don't stop, they never intrude again. Facts.

    • @trythinkingforachange4201
      @trythinkingforachange4201 5 років тому +3

      sounds like someone needs to do a better job of planning

  • @coreyhathaway2202
    @coreyhathaway2202 5 років тому +2

    Best female comedian I've heard in a while. She made me laugh out loud listening by myself.

  • @tgraham8405
    @tgraham8405 6 років тому +5

    Why am I only now finding out about this incredible natural comedian?! More please!

  • @lukuswagner9652
    @lukuswagner9652 4 роки тому +19

    I've watched a few of her shows and it's pretty refreshing to see a female comedian so funny and popular who doesnt talk about sex or body issues and how insecure she is but not really for 30 minutes.

  • @Gooch1989
    @Gooch1989 5 років тому +4

    She's freaking hilarious. One of the best female comedians I've seen in my life

  • @maddiebug1417
    @maddiebug1417 5 років тому +13

    "If you could do that why would I stop you" I'm dyinggggggggggg🤣

  • @keithdrummond1003
    @keithdrummond1003 6 років тому +166

    She's such an underrated comic.

  • @trevingaffney9187
    @trevingaffney9187 6 років тому +13

    Perfect delivery and quite a charmer! Thank you, Tammy!

  • @djstuntfox
    @djstuntfox 5 років тому +7

    "You got this covered cause I got stuff to do." I DIED LAUGHING!!

  • @sydneycorra7528
    @sydneycorra7528 5 років тому +2

    Ugh I love this woman. Voice, face, hair, & humor!

  • @hugodecroix294
    @hugodecroix294 6 років тому +38

    just found her randomly .... she really is funny glad i found this

    • @fme2727
      @fme2727 5 років тому

      Aye my dogs name is Hugo

    • @hugodecroix294
      @hugodecroix294 5 років тому +1

      @@fme2727 boy did you make laugh..... hope he is well too

  • @serenitystafford1684
    @serenitystafford1684 5 років тому +2

    I am in love with her accent and her personality makes it ten times better 😤❤️

  • @sxdnxynicole
    @sxdnxynicole 5 років тому +11

    im in love with her accent

  • @goldendragoon25
    @goldendragoon25 5 років тому +8

    "I came and I went." Pardon me...just dying over here!

  • @mariannymata7909
    @mariannymata7909 4 роки тому +8

    “She came and she went” legendary

  • @mattbogenschultz9771
    @mattbogenschultz9771 4 роки тому +7

    “I gotta invest in velcro shoes for the rest of my life” 10/10

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath82 6 років тому +71

    Pretty sure I saw her like, 20 years ago explaining to the audience how her first name and last name don't often go together.

  • @MeHaveDonuts
    @MeHaveDonuts 2 роки тому +9

    Can relate to the kids coming over to the room so much. Like 1am in the morning we would watch the kid fall asleep for the 60th time and then we would move to a different room and I tell you the moment I get as little a woman's socks off...this kid is standing behind me. Children come installed with some kind of beacon to detect when stuff happens lol.

    • @cocomaire
      @cocomaire Рік тому +1

      So true. They know what we’re doing. They get between us when we’re just kissing. After a few years, we just gave up trying to sneak around and just started telling them to go play

    • @MeHaveDonuts
      @MeHaveDonuts Рік тому +1

      @@cocomaire Yeah the "have you ever seen your parents in bed?" stigma should not be a thing because you most likely saw it millions of times as a toddler lol.

    • @cocomaire
      @cocomaire Рік тому +1

      @@MeHaveDonuts I heard my parents through our paper thin shared bedroom wall every night and it only taught me what a loving relationship sounded like. It’s healthier than witnessing your parents fighting constantly. If the kids are grossed out, they shouldn’t come snooping where they might see something they don’t want to see. 😂 just make it clear that it’s an activity for consenting adults... who are married 😁

  • @robertjoasilus5230
    @robertjoasilus5230 6 років тому +43

    She's good. She kinda reminds me of my friend's mom.

  • @centuryt7043
    @centuryt7043 4 роки тому +3

    I can’t believe I’ve never heard of her before. She’s great!

  • @bru513
    @bru513 3 роки тому +3

    I love her delivery and vibe!

  • @MyMajestyReign
    @MyMajestyReign 4 роки тому +12

    She was soooo true about trying to have sex with kids in the house 😂

  • @cusu1985
    @cusu1985 5 років тому +4

    OMG!! Im DYING!!!
    "If you could do that... Why would I stop you?"
    LMAO!!

  • @jan-olofharnvall8760
    @jan-olofharnvall8760 Рік тому +2

    For nine months we try to get out, and then spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in 😂

  • @scootover7
    @scootover7 5 років тому +3

    When I use to live in Missouri, I went to a comedy club in Columbia Missouri called Deja Vu, I got to see this lady live and was in the front row this lady is hilarious. One of the things she said was that she wanted to create a reality show called What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

  • @Liisaabby
    @Liisaabby 5 років тому +6

    I love that she laughs at her own jokes

  • @SySoBa
    @SySoBa 5 років тому +8

    She Kind of reminds me of Morticia Addams in the best way. They are Dressed similarly, very beautiful, & are quick witted and funny in their own ways. Plus, they seem like they would have the same attitude when it comes to safe words hahahah.

  • @itsgaylebitxh
    @itsgaylebitxh 4 роки тому +2

    In love with the fact she looks at the audience constantly

  • @monetjames7707
    @monetjames7707 5 років тому +33

    "That's what happens when you swim naked with boys." OH LAWD IM CRYING LMAOO

  • @elmoreglidingclub3030
    @elmoreglidingclub3030 5 років тому +1

    Really, really good, Tammy!! I’m still laughing and will be smiling all day. Thank you!

  • @victoriaponce699
    @victoriaponce699 6 років тому +142

    "I came and I went" Richard Pryor

    • @teddybeadle1243
      @teddybeadle1243 5 років тому +3

      Victoria Ponce he wrote the joke first?

    • @carrrexx7190
      @carrrexx7190 5 років тому +6

      Right? I guess she figures, he's dead. Who's gonna know? 😃

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 років тому +3

      Thank you. That's interesting.

    • @michaelturano3296
      @michaelturano3296 5 років тому +8

      the joke was about Richard Pryor's father. His dad actually died while with a hooker, it is a true story.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 5 років тому +2

      @Thelondonbadger Seems like she did a decent homage then. Nice.

  • @iarmandov2
    @iarmandov2 3 роки тому +2

    I want my gravestone to say “he came and he went!” Lmfao love this women

  • @TheSwordandPearl
    @TheSwordandPearl 4 роки тому +5

    "No one in my family has been to therapy unless it was court-ordered " 🤣

  • @lyndseygolden7546
    @lyndseygolden7546 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this in 2021.. I'm like holy shit she looks amazing, so much to get dressed and look that put together. well done I'd barely be able to stay standing and breathing at this point.

  • @AngelHxze
    @AngelHxze 5 років тому +3

    “She came and she went” lmaooooooooo I like this woman

  • @RichardNess
    @RichardNess 4 роки тому +2

    Wow, what a pro. Her writing, her delivery, timing and poise is so pro. Very funny stuff.

  • @ARCSYS4049
    @ARCSYS4049 5 років тому +3

    Best piece I've heard in a long time.

  • @vanderherring
    @vanderherring 5 років тому +2

    Lol the hand scene being the most powerful scene in the history of cinematography. That's the best joke in her set :D

  • @aayushsharma8735
    @aayushsharma8735 6 років тому +6

    Well she came and she went....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this girl is amazing🌶🍋❤❤❤❤❤

  • @AnaEmaS
    @AnaEmaS 5 років тому

    She's excellent. The fluidity, the deliverance, the jokes. Very funny.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 5 років тому +6

    Her Mother is a LEGEND!!!

  • @TheMichaelAdlerCarey
    @TheMichaelAdlerCarey 5 років тому +1

    Tammy Pescatelli is GORGEOUS and TALENTED!!!

  • @nathanm.8823
    @nathanm.8823 6 років тому +121

    Oh man just in time for Amy Schumer's new Netflix special.

    • @craffte
      @craffte 6 років тому +2

      nobody killed her yet?

    • @bridgallagher1290
      @bridgallagher1290 5 років тому +3

      Jesus Christ why you guys so obsessed with someone you hate? She's just a fcukin comedian put your hatred towards something more important! Pathetic!

    • @skyboundzoo7529
      @skyboundzoo7529 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @carlosdyer5868
    @carlosdyer5868 5 років тому +1

    This lady is a riot. I will still laughing even after I put this into my favorites file.

  • @Faebaesaenae
    @Faebaesaenae 5 років тому +5

    2:14
    "What happened to Tammy?"
    "Idk she came and she went"

  • @syrida2232
    @syrida2232 3 роки тому +1

    I've struggled to find a funny female comedian but finally the long search is over.

  • @Juventinos
    @Juventinos 6 років тому +68

    i m a huge Amy Schumer fan, i can't wait for her special in 2020, so i m already watching the jokes she's going to say, they are great ! the special is going to be amazing!

    • @forgetmenotasmr5909
      @forgetmenotasmr5909 5 років тому

      I het what you did there. But what a wasted breath dont say her name here. Thanks. Not worth it.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 5 років тому +1

      All comedians recycle jokes. Pretty sure I've heard the "I came and I went" punchline before, but with a different setup(which is fine imo). There are plenty of reasons to dislike Amy Schumer, it's a bit unfair to use something most of not all other comedians do as a justification for it though. Then you'd have to shit on all comedians for the sake of consistency.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 5 років тому

      Not saying that I like Amy Schumer, I think the amount of attention and gigs she gets is not in proportion to how funny she is, but comedy is subjective and there are plenty of people that enjoy her stuff.

  • @cheriann6461
    @cheriann6461 5 років тому +5

    "...you got this covered, cuz I got stuff to do. I'm busy! I'm a grown woman..." Lost it.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 6 років тому +50

    i love that she came and she went line.
    As a Millenial, my experience is the opposite, though. I was raised by conservative Latin American parents and didn't have the freedom to do much sexually for years. Hanging out with older friends, they tell me stories of the wild sexual things they did in the 70's. It's nuts.

    • @xo7499
      @xo7499 5 років тому

      quit blaming your parents and move out of that house

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 5 років тому

      It's amazing that each reply on this thread was dumber than the last

  • @jessrei4347
    @jessrei4347 5 років тому

    Love this!! Great, chilled delivery. I could be drinking coffee and feel like shes having a cup with me!

  • @dev6rehab666
    @dev6rehab666 6 років тому +159

    The jar of peanut joke was funnier before she said anything about a peanut allergy.

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 5 років тому +9

      Probably had to so they would understand the joke.

    • @catrina6541
      @catrina6541 5 років тому +3

      idk if @Dev6Rehab meant that it was funnier as a random non-related to peanut allergy joke or if she overexplained it, which is how u interpreted it @@dj3114 but if he meant it the second way i agree

    • @patd4ddy500
      @patd4ddy500 5 років тому

      Yeah that killed it

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 5 років тому +3

      @@catrina6541 The image of her beating people to death with an unopened jar of peanut butter is hilarious--much funnier than the peanut allergy joke.

  • @randomnesswithsheetal
    @randomnesswithsheetal 5 років тому +1

    2:15 "she came and she went" hilarious as f 🤣😂😂😂

  • @ashishkalantri504
    @ashishkalantri504 5 років тому +3

    "Little robotic homing pigeon" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deacon_era
    @deacon_era 4 роки тому +1

    "She came and she went." That got me fucked up haha