@@Raziel236 everyone was 11 yrs old. I was convinced it was him then became very disappointed when I discovered IMDb and found out it wasn't. We were lied to.
China doesnt get "pissed off and not go" to the movie, the CCP outright refuses to allow it in the country unless you comply to their list of demands and all their critiques. That South Park episode was no exaggeration
I think the only allow like ten foreign movies in order to boost the domestic film industry and limit western cultural hegemony. Of course they're not going to pick movies that depict China negatively, that's just common sense.
Just wanna say Stav was actually spot on by guessing Jackie Chan was 64 at the time of that episode's release. Just thought that was interesting.
Stav sure does like Chinese food
What
I loved Uncle’s catchphrase. “One MOOOORE THING! I’m GAY!”
Also "You must fight gayness with gayness."
Ooo mo gay gay fi shi xiao
HAAIYAAAHH, JACKIE
The funniest part is Jackie Chan never voiced himself in that show. His only involvement was the live action skits at the end of each episode
Glad to see Tony has moved on from Pepper Ann
Don’t you ever fucking mention her name!!!
@@ScipioWasHere I FUCKIN LOVE PEPPA ANNE
He had to after he found out she was hangin’ out with those fuckin mulignan!
My asian buddies at work yell out “JAAAAAACCCKKKKIIIEEEEE!!!! ONE MORE TING!” and i have to walk away to not laugh in front of customers
Jackie Chan Adventures had the classic "villain becomes an ally" bit and they did it well
Tohru is a national Hero
1:35 might be one of the heartiest Stav Laughs.
I like how stav thinks 800 is a good number to settle on when considering how many words are in the dictionary 😂
Cuz he only knows like 800 words he just thinks a dictionary consists of only vocabulary he knows or words he’s heard lmaooo
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 300 of the words are food items and flavours
@@arturobandini4078 easily another 200 are words adjacent to sexually charged terminology
or just that many for the script
Teaching an Italian karate is a dangerous game
Bro.. 0:03 I thought the laugh here was someone joking around. That's her actual laugh??!!
She is a woman
Lol Jackie didn’t even voice himself
In my mind, he did.
HE DO IT ALL, ONE TAKE
How about Jackit Chan, and it uses beautifully choreographed wire stunts to tell the story of a chronically masłerbałing Chinese man.
Swish
*the riff* x 5
I love that whatever sinus infection type shit Nick has here is just improving his Tony Soprano impression
Yeah, I can hear him taking medicine for that sinus infection
Artielangex - when you can’t breathe down your nose, breathe through the side of it. Take ten times a night, all through the night.
He has a powder for that
All I can remember about that show is the giant sidekick sumo guy loving grape soda.
That’s really all we need
Damn Adams voice used to be really high before he hit puberty
God bless you for mixing the audio correctly in these
I don't think Jackie Chan actually voiced Jackie Chan in the show, it looks like it was an impersonator called James Sie
I don't get how you can see a Jackie Chan movie and the show and think it's him.
@@Raziel236 everyone was 11 yrs old. I was convinced it was him then became very disappointed when I discovered IMDb and found out it wasn't. We were lied to.
Same thing with the Kung-Fu Panda show, no Jack Black
@@thecaptain6520 Small mercies.
That Mullens nom de gay
Ohhhhh, so this is how you're supposed to play Hotline Miami. No wonder I only made it to the 3rd level
how did you play it?
@@Konstantin_KK badly
I bought it on a psvita when the game first released. That’s probably the absolute worst system to by that on, god awful experience
@@MrCyberboobs well obviously youre a doge. you need apposable thumbs
Remember the episode where Jackie Chan goes to space? Hell yeah dude
this person is pretty dang good at hotline miami
Thanks man : )
seriously that dodge at 0:31
I was thinking yesterday there should be a movie where Jackie Chan ends slavery in America, and it'd be called Djacko Unchaned
Best part, Jackie didn't do the voice over. Some other random guy did!
"Romeo must die" lmao l can't believe they still made that movie
Jet li and Dmx made a good pg13 movie I don’t think it was rated r
Dude i watched the shit out of jackie chan adventures
for full video of jackie chan
ua-cam.com/video/Efs9C2OlIE8/v-deo.html
"OOOOONLY F***** CAN BEAT F*****, JACKIIIIIIE!"
Okay. I love you
Talking about cartoons and dumb crap from your childhood to earn 60k a month was never a career my guidance counsellor informed us about.
I want the redscare broads to write a book about financial education (findom) ,how any one listens to them os beyond me,let alone paypigging,
Bruh I remembered the crazy parallel world episode it was brutal. 😳😳
Noooo not a woman :(((
for full video of jackie chan
ua-cam.com/video/Efs9C2OlIE8/v-deo.html
I legit thought Alex Jones dropped into the podcast
I was beginning to wonder myself.
We got the documents, boys.
"As long as the chec clear 🥢" 😂
What is that outro music?? I would losten to that on loop while driving. Its so chill.
Gotta add the bits where they play the Jackie Chan songs.
is that Tim Dillon near the end of the video?
Straight comedian Tim Dillon
He sounded more like Alex Jones than he normally does.
OKAY...
I LOVE YOU
China doesnt get "pissed off and not go" to the movie, the CCP outright refuses to allow it in the country unless you comply to their list of demands and all their critiques. That South Park episode was no exaggeration
I think the only allow like ten foreign movies in order to boost the domestic film industry and limit western cultural hegemony. Of course they're not going to pick movies that depict China negatively, that's just common sense.
good for them maybe we should start doing the same thing
@@bahshas Well the small hat tribe would have to _like_ America for that to happen in the first place
@@bahshas Lmao, how many foreign films do most Americans watch per year? Go watch another superhero movie.
@@Rat-Baby all the movies americans watch are foreign considering the "people" who make them are spiritually foreigners to real americans
What about when the played the hit song “my little girl” by Jackie Chan?
I forget what ep
I need to see the tabs for the outro song please
ONEEEE MOOOOORE THING.
MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC
Their go to line when talking about any show or movie is “it didn’t make any fucking sense”.
Jackie Jan more like Jackie Chan fried rice
And when he held the monkey talisman he could like flip and shit. Fuckin tiiiiight
God that show was good
Im gay and my name is Jackie Man
Funniest part is that Jackie doesn't voice himself on the cartoon
What is the name of this game in the background? It seems like the perfect game to play while listening to Podcasts.
Hotline Miami 2
Yoooooo. You guys a fucking great. So glad I subbed. Keep it up!!
My favorite in the afterwards is when Jackie talks about regifting people's presents
Somebody needs to oil that hinge or whatever that sound is
@Steven Seagul could I get the name of your outro music? x
Links in the description boss
The category is Arts and Entertainment. And it's not Jackie Chan.
One more thing
Jackie ChrisChan
Fuckin Tim Dillon fuck yea my dude
Tim Dillon was on this podcast??
Wtf was that noise 0:03
Who is the girl in the vid I love and also hate her laugh at the same time
Is that tim dillon?
Yep!
Stav thinking there's 800 words in the English language
Jackie chan wasnt the voice
Adam sounds a bit different here
Jackie Chan didn't do the voice, nor was it even close to sounding like his voice.
👌
for full video of jackie chan
ua-cam.com/video/Efs9C2OlIE8/v-deo.html
I can never remember this chicks name
What game is this
Hotline Miami 2
I hope my boys don’t have COVID-19! They seem sniffly 😢
Her laugh is so hot
Whats with the gay tool music at the end
adds to the gay atmosphere
God damn I would pay so much money for them to have Zach Hagel on
Pretty sure Stav doesn’t know what Paint by Numbers means
He pretty much gave the correct meaning straight after saying it lmao, like a default uninspired cash in
Exit music was hard as fuq
Whose the hole?
The worst laugh ever
I hate that woman's laugh
Anytime I hear that ahA hAAh ass laugh I have to immediately skip
Where'd the bust go
First and gay
Actually second and even gayer
@@Skatecon93 God dammit! How did I not see this coming?
Hell yeah dude. Respect
I hear a woman’s voice.... I’m out
The talismans jesus I loved that show