Grazed by the Apocalypse

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @nino7771cp
    @nino7771cp 7 років тому +5940

    "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottlecaps remained the same"
    hehe

  • @julianbermejo3162
    @julianbermejo3162 7 років тому +7018

    "...and the value of bottle caps remained the same."
    Finest choice of words in human history.

    • @hanu5456
      @hanu5456 7 років тому +94

      Julius Caesar good i was wondering why i didnt see anyone talking about bottle caps

    • @dizzypear
      @dizzypear 7 років тому +4

      actually lemmino said that

    • @julianbermejo3162
      @julianbermejo3162 7 років тому +7

      yeh, I know

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +60

      damn, if such chances occured, my parents now would've just allowed me to wear raider clothes, fuck

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +29

      or even power armor

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong 5 років тому +3642

    Stanislav Petrov is literally the saviour of humanity lol.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 років тому +420

      That's not a laughing matter. He's known as "The Man Who Saved The World"

    • @suyangsong
      @suyangsong 5 років тому +226

      @@FrenchToast663 of course not, I am being 100% serious

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 5 років тому +301

      @@suyangsong he should have won the nobel peace prize

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +38

      Definitely

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +27

      @@doggo00 you live under a rock or smth?

  • @uraid
    @uraid 3 роки тому +6817

    Humans: That's the moon.
    Early Warning System in Greenland: *That's no moon.*

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 роки тому +315

      US early warning system: Correctly detects that Soviets are using Moon to attack the US.

    • @danaanglim873
      @danaanglim873 3 роки тому +57

      That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 3 роки тому +9

      underrated

    • @facundozanatta5877
      @facundozanatta5877 3 роки тому +21

      Greenland predicted Local 58

    • @Egg.426
      @Egg.426 3 роки тому +16

      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon

  • @kbto
    @kbto 4 роки тому +5411

    US: *Invests millions in a missile detection system*
    Missile detection system: *M Ö Ö N*

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 5 років тому +14257

    "Sir, we've figured out what we detected!"
    "What is it?"
    "The moon, sir!"
    "Dear god... those damn commies have turned the moon into a missile!"

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 років тому +1477

      "General! We've discovered what the missiles are!"
      "Tell me."
      "It's the sun, sir. Specifically sunlight."
      "Cyka! Those damn americans! So they've made a death ray using the sun then? Fear not, we shall retaliate using our Death Moon."

    • @ravenlord4
      @ravenlord4 5 років тому +608

      "You throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it"

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 років тому +229

      “We will have tea while you two still fight over this”

    • @alexmasraum7596
      @alexmasraum7596 5 років тому +110

      sounds like a conversation simmons and sarge would have..

    • @inaudiblejet6792
      @inaudiblejet6792 5 років тому +156

      That aint no moon, thats a...
      a fleet of ships running the pepsi flag

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad 5 років тому +1608

    2:35
    Yeah of course it hits Denmark
    Very nice.

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 років тому +185

      those subtle jokes even in a documentary lemmino can't stop himself XD

    • @BAMsterR
      @BAMsterR 5 років тому +2

      Bagoon Vi vill dock inte ha kvar Skåne?!

    • @insertname252
      @insertname252 5 років тому

      Salad I don’t get the joke can you explain pls?

    • @Ghost-cd5zm
      @Ghost-cd5zm 5 років тому +63

      @@insertname252 lemmino is swedish and he might be joking or serious that he hates danish people

    • @philipauken5391
      @philipauken5391 5 років тому +10

      @yo wtf put the mask back on hvad fanden sagde du lige til mig knægt

  • @jakegriffith6871
    @jakegriffith6871 2 роки тому +457

    Nice to know that nuclear missile warning systems could be fooled by stuff like "sunlight on a cloud" or "the moon"

    • @jordanhamilton3795
      @jordanhamilton3795 9 місяців тому +1

      That goves me so much hope

    • @randomshit65
      @randomshit65 3 місяці тому

      Bruh 💀💀 it’s 1960s over 60 years ago, stop over exaggerating

  • @aleksandar9873
    @aleksandar9873 7 років тому +4694

    Your videos look almost too professional.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 7 років тому +113

      And to think of it, at his age my major concern was which brand of cigarettes is cheaper.

    • @ThugNugget_.45
      @ThugNugget_.45 7 років тому +79

      Lot of time and work go into these videos. Only ever seen top quality from lemmino

    • @PronomicalArtist
      @PronomicalArtist 7 років тому +32

      netflix show, tv is dead.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 років тому +3

      MixedUp Games uhhhh... no, not really. TV has millions of dollars of budget for each show.

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 7 років тому +43

      I just watched his Dyatlov Pass case video. He said he spent the better part of a month hiring russian translators to read various documents. If that doesn't scream dedication to you i dont know what does

  • @OutXider
    @OutXider 4 роки тому +2982

    We're living in the timeline where we survived these.

    • @sleesh2439
      @sleesh2439 4 роки тому +287

      The biggest proof i have that there's something out there lookin out for us is that we are still fucking alive.

    • @rodewesleyrabel1373
      @rodewesleyrabel1373 4 роки тому +24

      @@sleesh2439 same

    • @jiimbjimbo5263
      @jiimbjimbo5263 4 роки тому +138

      We're in the timeline where human extinction just hasnt happened yet, we'll get there at some point

    • @qcumber6652
      @qcumber6652 4 роки тому +35

      Reminds me of quantum suicide.

    • @Market_
      @Market_ 4 роки тому +16

      Sleesh Or It’s just probability and we are one of okayish timelines.

  • @vinkhe861
    @vinkhe861 4 роки тому +3502

    America : funds a missile detection system and puts billions of dollars into it
    The system : you see that moon? i dont like how it looks

    • @pwh1981
      @pwh1981 4 роки тому +170

      The system: That's no moon. It's a missile.

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 роки тому +68

      @@pwh1981
      plot twist : missile detection system was just obi wan kenobi and a magnifying glass

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 4 роки тому +80

      Plot twist: Russians launch moon at USA under the assumption it will no longer trigger their warning systems.

    • @MetaReplication
      @MetaReplication 4 роки тому +3

      That is an amazing comment xD

    • @nikhilmanali920
      @nikhilmanali920 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +1526

    “Flash of an atomic bomb” and “at any moment “ should have never had to be in the same sentence

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 роки тому +107

      My Grandfather was living in the US in the height of the coldwar and he said it was genuinely terrifying because “everyone just decided the nukes were already coming”

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 3 роки тому +7

      Partculy if “mass extinction” or “near enielation” precede those words

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 3 роки тому +3

      @@evepayler1461 annihilation*

    • @davidlian1301
      @davidlian1301 3 роки тому +2

      Unless the word 'not' is included

    • @Simon-jv9bm
      @Simon-jv9bm 2 роки тому +1

      We wish that at any moment and every moment that we will never see an flash of an atomic bomb.

  • @LordSelf99
    @LordSelf99 4 роки тому +10976

    "There is a 12% chance it could happen in the next decade"
    Well, who knows what 2020 still have for us

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 4 роки тому +446

      It sure as hell isn’t going well

    • @Prodrentjet
      @Prodrentjet 4 роки тому +388

      WW3, Kobe's death, corona virus, Kim jong un's resurrection.....

    • @LordSelf99
      @LordSelf99 4 роки тому +338

      @@Prodrentjet 2020: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

    • @GPN007a
      @GPN007a 4 роки тому +169

      Had a dream late last year where some domestic terrorist started shooting folk here in NYC and as I'm talking to the cops about it, we turn over and see a ball of fire come dropping down in the direction of central park. I ain't psychic but considering 2020 so far... Lol 😭

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 роки тому +35

      @@Prodrentjet Its well known that the DPRK has mastered the art of necromancy.

  • @vortexx251
    @vortexx251 5 років тому +1246

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    makes sense

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 років тому +33

      sure cheered me up. can't wait for a possible worldwide electronic apocalypse within the next 10 years

    • @iamrocketray
      @iamrocketray 4 роки тому +2

      @@triggered_atheist619 Maybe people will look where they are going then, instead of walking around constantly on their smart phones and bumping into me all the time.

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 4 роки тому +2

      @@iamrocketray I mean, maybe. Let's hope so.

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 4 роки тому +2

      It does in a way. Makes you appreciate the peace we have currently.

    • @blackkitty420
      @blackkitty420 Місяць тому

      Certainly puts a pep to your step knowing just how lucky you are to be alive. Makes you realize how little your problems may be compared to say, the total annihilation of all life on earth.

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 4 роки тому +563

    "Twenty minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remained the same."
    I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @BlackOps2543x
    @BlackOps2543x 3 роки тому +416

    3:53 this entire Senate Hearing clip is so good. You have the context relating to what the narrator just said, then you have Dr. Lu saying the entire population of NYC would be dead. The music fades in at just the correct volume to hear the speaker, "Really?" and then cuts away. Absolute masterpiece.

    • @sophiewooloo
      @sophiewooloo 4 місяці тому +7

      you verbalised my very thoughts, god it gave me full body chills and brought tears to my eyes.

  • @beanieweenies2383
    @beanieweenies2383 4 роки тому +4173

    Russian captain: *underwater*
    US captain: “I shall now communicate in the only way humans know how”

    • @thepolishdinosaur9015
      @thepolishdinosaur9015 4 роки тому +125

      BY BLOWING THEM UP lol caps was on but it makes sense

    • @t26e44
      @t26e44 4 роки тому +133

      The Polish Dinosaur it’s similar to signaling someone by firing a blank gun at their approximate direction

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d 4 роки тому +166

      US Destroyers: 'Let's drop a bunch of bombs on them to show our friendly intentions'

    • @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER
      @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER 4 роки тому +5

      what?

    • @carreraman8364
      @carreraman8364 4 роки тому +6

      @@dawid12301d they were depth charges

  • @bootleg_
    @bootleg_ 7 років тому +638

    *Takes months to upload*
    *Makes up for the wait by making you have another existential crisis for the next 2 months*

    • @rizaldy2594
      @rizaldy2594 7 років тому +14

      pretty sweet payoff if you ask me

    • @bootleg_
      @bootleg_ 7 років тому +3

      crimson X Hell yeah

    • @RellatheFella
      @RellatheFella 7 років тому +7

      he made me think about life so much that i don't even give a damn anymore

    • @jammydodger5838
      @jammydodger5838 7 років тому +1

      ))

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 4 роки тому +431

    “We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.”
    ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 роки тому +9

      We are like dogs that lick their balls for a day and think it was eternity - jodofly

  • @hidorah3276
    @hidorah3276 3 роки тому +1959

    "Brighter than anything you have ever seen"
    *Laughs in Discord Light Mode*

  • @rafalyp73
    @rafalyp73 5 років тому +1635

    "there's something on the radar!" "prepare de missiles! launch nukes in 5... 4... 3...-" "wait wait, it's just some mustard I dropped over the radar... my bad" "ohh... michael... haha, you are such a trouble maker" "well you know me sir!" freezes image, credits over the image with happy sitcom music...

    • @silas5704
      @silas5704 5 років тому +13

      k

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 років тому +114

      The terrible thing is...this is probably not that far from the truth....fuckin hell....

    • @direwolf8257
      @direwolf8257 5 років тому +7

      Rafa Lyp meanwhile the radar keeps beeping and there are actual missiles. Coming

    • @grizzy5091
      @grizzy5091 5 років тому +1

      as three nukes including the tsar bomba are dropped on the u.s

    • @FrenXIII
      @FrenXIII 5 років тому +3

      *Roundabout starts playing*

  • @natekelley2593
    @natekelley2593 6 років тому +273

    "Petrov was correct as evident by the fact that you are breathing" I don't know why but this made me crack up laughing

  • @Mika-435
    @Mika-435 4 роки тому +504

    Just to be the clear, the captain of the Soviet submarine mentioned at 8:15 was a man named Valentin Savitsky. The senior officer who disagreed with him and prevented WWIII from breaking out was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov.
    I felt like their names were worth mentioning considering that for a brief few minutes on that October day in 1962, they were the most powerful men on earth.
    Also, here's some more information on Vasili Arkhipov's life if anyone's interested.
    * He was born 30 January 1926, to a peasant family in the town of Staraya Kupavna.
    * He served aboard a minesweeper in the Soviet Navy during the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945.
    * After graduating from the Caspian Higher Naval School in 1947, he served in the submarine service aboard boats in the Black Sea, Northern, and Baltic Fleets.
    * He was aboard the Soviet submarine K-19 as its executive officer when, in July 1961, there developed an extreme leak in the reactor coolant system. With no backup system, members of the crew had to work in high radiation levels for extended periods of time in order to prevent a meltdown. Although the crew was successful in their endeavor, the incident left everyone on board, including Arkhipov, irradiated. All members of the engineer crew and their divisional officer died within a month.
    * Following the Cuban Missile Crisis, Arkhipov continued to serve in the Soviet Navy. He was promoted to the rank of rear admiral in 1975 and vice-admiral in 1981, before retiring in the mid-1980s.
    * Vasili Arkhipov died on 19 August 1998 from kidney cancer. He left behind his wife, Olga Arkhipova, and a daughter named Yelena.

    • @DiceStrike
      @DiceStrike 4 роки тому +1

      That was insightful.

    • @penguinolord548
      @penguinolord548 4 роки тому +8

      Nerd
      I’m just kidding

    • @maekong2010
      @maekong2010 4 роки тому +24

      I wish to thank him for his service. Thank you for the bio.

    • @miggyo.2235
      @miggyo.2235 4 роки тому +3

      Harvey Fell still people would die and no matter what they will find a way to justify the war

    • @Cecilxii
      @Cecilxii 4 роки тому +3

      Yelena..Yelena Arkhipov..has..a nice ring to it.....God Bless them all..

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 3 роки тому +240

    This video and "Consumed by the Apocalypse" are really good at illustrating the knife edge that our civilization is balanced on. The universe (and even ourselves) could easily squash us flat and erase our species forever. We're lucky to be alive right now.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 роки тому +5

      The most embarrassing variable in the _Cosmic Filter_ hypothesis

    • @WhlteWolf9
      @WhlteWolf9 Рік тому +2

      no wonder we cant find aliens in space, they probably all annihalated eachother/themselves. Or we're just under a strict radio silence policy because we're one of the last native planets in the universe.

  • @roland4240
    @roland4240 4 роки тому +917

    "as the world is still spining, as evident by this globe"
    *shows burning globe*

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 років тому +1025

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    What else are you supposed to do?

    • @thebath6653
      @thebath6653 6 років тому +10

      Aric Roy I suppose you could make two videos on the world ending?

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 років тому +4

      T H E B A T H I think that would make three negatives...so he would have had to make three videos to make that last negative a positive.

    • @gatto3030
      @gatto3030 6 років тому +5

      I'm starting to concern about his mental state, to be honest.

    • @TheMidnightdemon
      @TheMidnightdemon 6 років тому

      the magic lies in the word "almost" :D

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, the world *ALMOST* ended so many times that it make one feels happy and hopeful about one's situation since the chances for it to *NOT* be as it is, is SO HUGE.
      These reasons listed in the video might as well be the reasons why there are no aliens while human still yet live...we are simply THAT lucky.

  • @revictwicaksono6388
    @revictwicaksono6388 4 роки тому +2350

    “The Apocalypse is rescheduled”
    2020: YO WAZZAAP

    • @bongobongo3661
      @bongobongo3661 4 роки тому +11

      False alarm

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 4 роки тому +19

      Bongo Bongo Coronavirus is gonna kill us all fam

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 роки тому +8

      false alarm again

    • @youreawizardhagrid
      @youreawizardhagrid 4 роки тому +6

      Getting a little more accurate

    • @cykablyat5611
      @cykablyat5611 4 роки тому +17

      @@THESIXTHEGG lol hiv and aids is more lethal than corona virus its just highly contagous

  • @Grandmaster_Cow
    @Grandmaster_Cow 3 роки тому +798

    Who else came to watch this after the “consumed by the apocalypse” video

  • @emeraldfox2949
    @emeraldfox2949 4 роки тому +318

    "The apocalypse had to reschedule" That there is an amazing line that coveys what happened but sugar coats it in just a way that it still sends shivers down my spine

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 2 роки тому +2

      you either copied a comment word for word or another person copied your comment word for word

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 3 роки тому +57

    "As evident by the fact that you are currently breathing-"
    I freaking love that.

    • @hoch2824
      @hoch2824 2 роки тому +2

      And “As evident of this spinning globe”

  • @orishem8392
    @orishem8392 7 років тому +591

    You are f***ing amazing man. Your videos are the best no competition

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 років тому +2

      DragonInferno99 Ω Cold Fusion is pretty good too.

    • @YuraVids
      @YuraVids 7 років тому

      DragonInferno99 Ω yes, i agree

    • @elunelle1174
      @elunelle1174 7 років тому +2

      ori shem you should watch *all* of his videos. He's definitely a quality over quantity channel.

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 років тому +1

      DragonInferno99 Ω Yeah, if you are into technology, AI, and what goes along with all that you should definitely check him out.

    • @saruboss18
      @saruboss18 7 років тому

      yep quality vise his channel is one of the best, hope he get more subs and also make more videos

  • @SponkBoo
    @SponkBoo 5 років тому +856

    Anything: *happens*
    US Military: *damn Soviets.*

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 4 роки тому +32

      “It’s the communists”- US military when anything happens

    • @d4rkm4tt3r4
      @d4rkm4tt3r4 4 роки тому +6

      Those damn commies

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 роки тому +13

      The soviets when america does anything: *I'm to busy starving to care*

    • @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559
      @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 4 роки тому +10

      @@mlgtakeo4065 very original.

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 роки тому +6

      @@Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 its true though

  • @SageSea1
    @SageSea1 3 роки тому +744

    8:28 This guy is the epitome of an unsung hero, even if it’s just inadvertence by circumstance. If you asked him if he would snap America out of existence if possible, he’d probably say “yes.” But personal values at stake, he made a personally weighed decision against the retaliation. Clearly, it wasn’t mere protocol or expected of him, as he was the only one in opposition to launching the weapon, and he wasn’t even the top ranked on board. This is the beauty of human communication and reasoning.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 3 роки тому +22

      One of the reasons why I believe automation will somehow lead to our humanity's destruction.

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 3 роки тому +12

      @@JoNarDLoLz An automated society wouldn't make the mistake of assuming that they were at war incorrectly in the first place. A humanized society did , and only survived because 1 man had the heart to stop it. Had he been replaced by someone else, we would not be here today.

    • @jellyrolls2765
      @jellyrolls2765 3 роки тому +30

      He actually was the top ranked on board. As Time Ghost explained in their Cuban Missile Crisis day-by-day, the captain wanted to order a strike and the political commissar agreed. However, this sub was the flagship for the four subs trying to break through to Cuba, and thus had the squadron commander on board, who vetoed the strike.

    • @macbrown99
      @macbrown99 Рік тому +12

      The man in question was named Vasily Arkhipov, if anyone is interested. A name that, much like Stanislav Petrov, ought to be remembered better than it is.

    • @jackdavenport5011
      @jackdavenport5011 Рік тому +4

      It’s amazing to imagine that he likely saved the world just by deciding to veto everyone else’s decision on board

  • @asser5547
    @asser5547 3 роки тому +362

    How does this guy find such good but underrated music...

    • @TheZinnieShow
      @TheZinnieShow 3 роки тому +44

      he makes it, actually

    • @Terryxfcp
      @Terryxfcp 3 роки тому +14

      he makes his own soundtracks

    • @bagasbramantyo9717
      @bagasbramantyo9717 3 роки тому +14

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Aphrodite's Child was a Greek band from the 60s to the 70s

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 роки тому +1

      fr vro teach us your methods sensei

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 роки тому +3

      @@Terryxfcp no lol. he makes only a few, like cipher (cicada 3301) or aloft (Malaysian 370). most of the others, he finds on other music sites, like murdered dancer (opening of jack the ripper) or hard heart (opening of d.b. cooper).

  • @flizer5270
    @flizer5270 7 років тому +459

    this video is beautifully designed with the old 1950/ 60s feel to the video is outstanding. Its hard to believe that earth has came so close to deviation.

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 років тому

      If you like that play Fallout

    • @nicobruin8618
      @nicobruin8618 6 років тому +2

      Many of the images were from the the 1964 film Dr strangelove. Which is amazing and anyone interested in nuclear war must watch it.

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 5 років тому +6

      deviation? you mean devastation?

    • @brente89
      @brente89 5 років тому +5

      @@dylanj950 why did it take a year for someone to correct this?!

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 5 років тому

      Brent Edwards idk

  • @mouzquerade
    @mouzquerade 3 роки тому +76

    In a way, I'm super comforted by the fact that Earth seems to be really lucky and have people who also have faith that none of us actually want to end the world

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gigachad-mc5qz lmao. completely missed the point.

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 2 роки тому

      ​@@Gigachad-mc5qz omg. Read OP's comment again and then read your reply. See if there's any connection. Hence why I said you completely missed his point. Anyway, it's just a matter of comprehension anyway and you simply just lack of it so I'm not going to argue anymore. Only thing I'll say is good luck with your understanding of humanity and your reading comprehension.

  • @LEMMiNO
    @LEMMiNO  7 років тому +18802

    [Credits, References, and More]
    www.lemmi.no/p/grazed-by-the-apocalypse

    • @plumby7685
      @plumby7685 7 років тому +586

      you should pin this comment because it's really far down

    • @gyly2405
      @gyly2405 7 років тому +113

      LEMMiNO might wanna pin this one so people can see it :)

    • @jayjaycornell269
      @jayjaycornell269 7 років тому +11

      LEMMiNO dtask677?

    • @yrovander
      @yrovander 7 років тому +70

      hey did you know that Stanislov Petrov stated later after learning more about American tactics, he would have believed it was a real attack and passed on the info

    • @maxrevs24
      @maxrevs24 7 років тому +16

      Its a fake account that telling you dtask677.

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +3438

    "And the value of bottle caps remained the same"
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +97

      @@KingOfFrye Made a Fallout reference in reference to a Fallout reference.

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 3 роки тому +5

      😉👍🏻

    • @snorchill3170
      @snorchill3170 3 роки тому +5

      You're a genius

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +2

      @@snorchill3170 I try. Thank you

    • @someguy315
      @someguy315 3 роки тому +1

      @@jadsmvs8651 Mind Fuck

  • @Trolaze
    @Trolaze 5 років тому +3453

    Amerika: Puts billions and billions of dollars into research and installing missile detecting systems
    The Detecting Systems: ThE mOoN iS a rOcKet

  • @anindecisiveweeb8185
    @anindecisiveweeb8185 5 років тому +160

    Humanity: Just barely scrapping by, one fuckup at a time

    • @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244
      @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244 4 роки тому

      Humanity is the student who always gets told if he keeps it up, he'll fail, but he scrapes by with exactly a 60 in each class and graduates💀

  • @oliviaocasain9980
    @oliviaocasain9980 4 роки тому +3081

    "Hey you can't do that, only we're allowed to do that." Is probably the best description of the US government's mentality I've heard to date.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 роки тому +11

      honestly yeah

    • @Treynxxx
      @Treynxxx 4 роки тому +20

      What are you gonna do about it?

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 роки тому +85

      @@Treynxxx nothing anyone can really do

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 роки тому +12

      is that a reference from the video "the history of the entire world, i guess" ?

    • @gold_monolith6816
      @gold_monolith6816 4 роки тому +25

      EU: nice roads,schools and people
      USA: BIG BOMB HURT

  • @asiancanadian1584
    @asiancanadian1584 2 роки тому +24

    I remember back in 2012 the coronal mass ejection was heavily talked about by my parents. We were at the smithsonian air and space museum in D.C. that day it happened and I kept overhearing them talk about how devestating it would be if it would hit us and I thought we were going to die. I was weirdly calm. My parents bought my brother and I McDonalds for lunch (we usually don't buy it) and I was happy, but also suspicious because it wasn't really a special occation.

  • @lucignolo8333
    @lucignolo8333 6 років тому +178

    this is pure and simple youtube gold

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 6 років тому +384

    Huh. 1883 comet impact animation shows it hitting Denmark. I am sure it is just a coincidence.

    • @GiveMeBass93
      @GiveMeBass93 6 років тому +48

      Even the asteroid doesn't want it's internet histroy revealed.

    • @giovanni9136
      @giovanni9136 6 років тому +29

      Denmark doesn't exist therefore so does that comet impact

  • @crispyrice9461
    @crispyrice9461 7 років тому +464

    I died at "the value of bottle caps remained the same"

    • @theultimategamer75
      @theultimategamer75 7 років тому +43

      Another settlement needs our help!

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 років тому

      then i took an arow int he nee hehah

    • @guatry3844
      @guatry3844 7 років тому

      PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis wrong bethesda game

    • @tersk247
      @tersk247 7 років тому

      mee too

    • @thisismyname5418
      @thisismyname5418 7 років тому +6

      so did I. my funeral is tomorrow

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 7 років тому +2075

    this is great content.
    this is something that could be on tv.
    Edit: this is something that SHOULD be on tv. happy now?
    edit 2: Im happy that about 1800 people agree with me

    • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
      @CertifiedHoodClassic0 7 років тому +49

      He deserves to be number 1 no doubt, but let's face it, people would rarther watch a Swedish guy scream at not-so scary games......

    • @thomasjin1415
      @thomasjin1415 7 років тому +46

      pewds doesnt do that anymore -_-

    • @xcaderkilgard5300
      @xcaderkilgard5300 7 років тому +27

      Preston Garvey Lemmino is also Swedish, 3rd best youtuber there, but PewDiePie and Avicci aren't in Sweden anymore so that makes Lemmino the #1 100% Swedish youtuber

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 років тому +22

      Preston Garvey i mean, you cant compare pewdiepie with lemmino.
      their content are completly different

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 років тому +11

      Preston Garvey also my point in this comment is that this content is good that it could be in channels like national geography or discovery

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 3 роки тому +41

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    *n i c e .*

  • @Calvinatorzcraft
    @Calvinatorzcraft 7 років тому +663

    *small explosion goes off above water*
    Submarine captain: LAUNCH THE NUKES

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 років тому +81

      in 2050:
      *kid throws plastic duck into sea*
      USSR Submarines: We have detected a level 10 threat, prepare ze nukes!!

    • @ksmi9109
      @ksmi9109 6 років тому +42

      Year 3050:
      THE WINDS BLOW TOWARDS THE CAPITOL! DEPLOY THE WORLD SHATTERER!

    • @deeman2200
      @deeman2200 6 років тому +33

      In 4050: hmm this looks like lonely planet, wonder what happened

    • @unclubbableplus
      @unclubbableplus 6 років тому +54

      6050:
      God: Huh, it was here before, but now it's not.
      God's Science Teacher: Sure... You get an F.

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 5 років тому +12

      If this about the soviet sub let me explain it more the sub was underwater for 3 days the internal temp was 113f they had no communcations and the us fleet of 23 screeing ships and a few more heavy ships were directly over head just dropping depth charges as a screening tactic they didnt know the sub was there and the captian thought it was war he thought america learned they were there and were purposly trying to sink them the captian and second command then decided if they were going to be sunk they would destroy every ship sinking them with the nuclear weapon on board but for no reason what so ever execpt luck the flotilla commander of the alantic fleet for ussr was on board and denied the use out right and he talked them into surfacing and surrendering instead cause if the captain was wrong the world would die

  • @Max-xl5kx
    @Max-xl5kx 5 років тому +249

    "12% chance that CME will happen again in the next 10 years" cHriSt

    • @scardycat8355
      @scardycat8355 5 років тому +33

      That will be on my mind of the next 10 years now.

    • @sammysamosa1404
      @sammysamosa1404 5 років тому +26

      sk0sH because it wasn’t significant

    • @7214jq
      @7214jq 4 роки тому +5

      SammySamosa it was significant weren’t u listening? He said it missed us

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 4 роки тому

      OH YEAH!!!!!

    • @miguelmalvina5200
      @miguelmalvina5200 4 роки тому +1

      2020 lol

  • @kamyar9782
    @kamyar9782 7 років тому +299

    Is it bad that my heart dropped when I heard that our electronics could be knocked for years but didn't care that we could go extinct?

    • @azk12k11
      @azk12k11 7 років тому +9

      yes

    • @BlackSun6393
      @BlackSun6393 7 років тому +21

      You wouldn't be alive to experience extinction so it's understandable.

    • @CanterlotCrusader
      @CanterlotCrusader 7 років тому +20

      Anonymous
      We are kinda told in our basic education that we could be dead any day now and it's a flip of the switch away, so I think we've become numb to our own power (not a good thing).
      However, imagining having to deal with the insanity of our society without the ease of communication and power of technology we have become reliant just fills me with dread and is like a slow, painful death with possible recovery, but the world might change drastically because of it.

    • @watergategaming5639
      @watergategaming5639 7 років тому

      think what it would be like...

    • @vikingraider58
      @vikingraider58 7 років тому

      I mean if that happened millions would die because of the economic turmoil

  • @xXRedTheDragonXx
    @xXRedTheDragonXx Рік тому +9

    I've come back to this video a few times now, and every time I watch it again it almost makes me cry. We have come so far, but yet we're so fragile. Several times we've literally come within inches of total self-annihilation or annihilation by external means. We are so, so lucky as humans to be alive today.

  • @dodoubleg182
    @dodoubleg182 5 років тому +549

    this makes me happy and also sad
    1. i'm happy because i'm still alive and
    2. i'm sad because i'm still alive

  • @Theres_No_PlanetB
    @Theres_No_PlanetB 5 років тому +221

    "was correct by the fact that your breathing right now" lol

  • @perfectevo2392
    @perfectevo2392 4 місяці тому +2

    This channel is truly a gem. 7 years later and this video still holds up as a shining example of unparalleled quality.

  • @carlohas-banana7752
    @carlohas-banana7752 7 років тому +1063

    This is one of your greatest of works. Yet, it did poorly in terms of views. I just wanted to thank you for making such an amazing video. Also, I understand that this video did poorly because it's not a top 10, lol.

    • @galihniwoii.4329
      @galihniwoii.4329 7 років тому +23

      Carlohas-Banana yeah i know right! This was the best lemmino creation, the scene and music, sp geniusly picked, with all conspiracy or fact compilator on youtube, only this video that had made me triggered

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 6 років тому +1

      sometime people like a mystery for entertainment and everyone like to give their opinion to open wide for discussion, or even just for you know entertainment.

    • @jimmytran4596
      @jimmytran4596 6 років тому

      Carlohas-Banana o

    • @Andrew-xc7kb
      @Andrew-xc7kb 6 років тому +3

      Adûnâi For a UA-camr like him who has 2.3 million subs (I think), 50k would be a real faliure.

    • @ballaurina8367
      @ballaurina8367 6 років тому

      Maybe its the title. English is not my native language and Im confused by the word grazed.

  • @itsTechni
    @itsTechni 5 років тому +461

    This channel has the greatest content to watch while Vsauce is silent.

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 3 роки тому +82

    “Hey! Only we are allowed to do that!” should be part of the USA national anthem

  • @CoverCode
    @CoverCode 7 років тому +268

    YES the best youtuber is back with a video

    • @completeandunabridged.4606
      @completeandunabridged.4606 7 років тому +3

      Worra Your profile pic looks familiar ;)

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 7 років тому +1

      +The World Is Logic
      What no PFFFF where could i get that from ''cough'' ''cough'' Lemminos skyrim video ''cough'' ''cough''

    • @Ilm-mu1zv
      @Ilm-mu1zv 7 років тому +1

      couch?

    • @mognr1
      @mognr1 7 років тому +3

      Worra cough*

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 7 років тому

      +Raastis - Highlithts Thx :,D

  • @boggybolt6782
    @boggybolt6782 7 років тому +464

    There's a 12% chance that in the next decade that a CME will hit earth??

    • @Ok-lj9ri
      @Ok-lj9ri 7 років тому +76

      YEAH WTF IM SO WORRIED NOW

    • @Name-ul8es
      @Name-ul8es 7 років тому +16

      %12 is low

    • @mengguguo
      @mengguguo 7 років тому +110

      its still a number..

    • @metak4428
      @metak4428 7 років тому +177

      I wouldn't go outside if that was my percentage for getting shot in the head.

    • @warman13x
      @warman13x 7 років тому +80

      Name? The thing is that it isn't low enough. I'd be worried even if it was 5%. The fact is that there's more than a 1 in 10 chance that the entire planet could lose all electricity in an instant sometime during the next 10 years. For such a terrifying and world-changing outcome, 12% is much higher. Here's a similar situation that might help explain just how big that is: what if there was a 12% chance that every single person on the planet could suddenly drop dead within the next ten years? Or even just a 1% chance of that same thing happening? Most people would probably take any steps necessary to prevent that from happening. While 12% is somewhat low, it's still far too high of a chance for something this devastating​ to occur. At least, that's how I see it.

  • @williamneylon7758
    @williamneylon7758 3 роки тому +49

    3:53 when Nelson j responds with:
    “Really?”
    A horrifying feeling.

    • @Ghosty6464
      @Ghosty6464 3 роки тому +1

      Truly humbling

    • @adamlindsay4761
      @adamlindsay4761 3 роки тому +2

      Yes! I was going to comment but I found yours. The way he says it with a tone of astonishment in his voice sends shivers down my spine for some reason

  • @v-fire1463
    @v-fire1463 7 років тому +2689

    People in the comments are talking about apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

    • @jackathy
      @jackathy 7 років тому +3

      Varun Muttur Yea, because there felling sad because there creating an apocalypse...stupidity

    • @451asians
      @451asians 7 років тому +128

      the joke
      your head

    • @bruhmomentmaker4979
      @bruhmomentmaker4979 7 років тому +16

      Varun Muttur budum-tish

    • @articcenturion8387
      @articcenturion8387 7 років тому +41

      Ow. Hmm, its bright today. Hey. it's getting brighter.

    • @TommyCubed
      @TommyCubed 7 років тому +6

      Artic Centurion Its getting hotter?!?

  • @olireid7577
    @olireid7577 3 роки тому +7

    Man I always come back to lemmino every so often, but mostly this one. His complex and entertaining docs are fucking awesome and 100% surpass half the shit on Netflix, like this video is 3 years old and is still better than stuff coming out as of late. It's so weird growing with this guy's channel, it went from the early days of memes to legitimate master pieces.

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 4 роки тому +485

    So what I’m getting is that America just really didn’t like Russia.

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker 4 роки тому +101

      Quoth Carl Sagan "Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline. And there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has 9,000 matches. The other has 7,000 matches. Each of them is concerned about who’s ahead, who’s stronger. Well, that's the kind of situation we are actually in."

    • @mrbioshock783
      @mrbioshock783 4 роки тому +58

      @@wallyhackenslacker dick measuring contest on a new lvl

    • @i_forget
      @i_forget 4 роки тому +5

      @@wallyhackenslacker you could even say "one party had 2 matches while the other party had 1" to the same effect

    • @rhettshanley8712
      @rhettshanley8712 4 роки тому +2

      Rasin not sure if your fucking joking or not because that’s simple 5th grade history

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 роки тому

      mikykr-5
      Well not anymore, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991.

  • @BagTalking
    @BagTalking 7 років тому +209

    The 60's was an extremely scary time.
    Also with the JFK, Oswald,MLK, President Diem,and Malcolm X assassinations.

    • @alimahh1
      @alimahh1 7 років тому

      Shadow-Clan present time is SCARIER

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 7 років тому +5

      ali mahdi not really, we are not under inminent nuclear threat, wars are minor and there hasnt been a full scale conflict in a while now

    • @BagTalking
      @BagTalking 7 років тому +3

      ali mahdi idk every American felt they were going to die because of the Cuban missile crisis.

    • @dmrkevin8795
      @dmrkevin8795 7 років тому

      don't you see actual times are worse ? omg don't you see it ? I used to think like you....then I opened my eyes

    • @alimahh1
      @alimahh1 7 років тому

      Well I don't know, but the recent US airstrikes against syrian-russian airbase raised the tensions between US and russia.
      I didn't mean there will be a full scale war, but there is a crisis on the way.

  • @Titus.21
    @Titus.21 3 роки тому +1886

    Alternate title: your lucky your even reading this

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 3 роки тому +240

      You're*

    • @thishd6596
      @thishd6596 3 роки тому +80

      @@anagramconfirmed1717 Finally someone pointed it out. It feels like everyone doesn’t know how to spell nowadays, especially on tiktok...

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis 3 роки тому +10

      grammar nazi

    • @spl3219
      @spl3219 3 роки тому +68

      @@Nemenis that term is so overused now, youre not even valid to even use it you normie

    • @Shobbob894
      @Shobbob894 3 роки тому +9

      @@spl3219 please stfu

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 7 років тому +242

    I didn't understand what you meant by "And the value of bottle caps remained the same" then I remembered this video is about nuclear bombs...

    • @chloejade5659
      @chloejade5659 7 років тому +23

      Dammitimmad I think it's a 'Fallout 4' reference

    • @dadimcold595
      @dadimcold595 7 років тому +49

      Obviously. And not just a fallout 4. Every fallout game. Get the fuck out you uncultured pleb

    • @chloejade5659
      @chloejade5659 7 років тому +39

      ThatGuyMudkip Mate chill out. Not everyone here knows what Fallout is. I know it's all of the 'Fallout' games, sorry for being specific. Jeez.

    • @dantecaliber2105
      @dantecaliber2105 7 років тому +36

      ThatGuyMudkip We have a level 5 kid here I repeat a level 5 kid here saying pleb get the guns out boys

    • @domoflow1639
      @domoflow1639 7 років тому +1

      The caps have a big value in Fallout, since they have value as now days, it means the nuclear war didn't happen.

  • @scorpyoce
    @scorpyoce Рік тому +2

    the music choice was amazing

  • @franklmao7196
    @franklmao7196 7 років тому +326

    See you next month

  • @Blucharls
    @Blucharls 2 роки тому +60

    With everything happening in Ukraine right now, I've come back to this video. It's oddly comforting knowing how close we were to nuclear fallout, and it didn't happen. It makes me feel it might not happen now. Thanks for this video, Lemmino.

  • @CreationMage
    @CreationMage 4 роки тому +728

    “And there’s a 12% chance of this happening in the next 10 years” let me guess, June?

    • @altaccount4697
      @altaccount4697 4 роки тому +54

      Mayans were only 8 years off, that's pretty impressive.

    • @pinkration
      @pinkration 4 роки тому +11

      but we have flight in june

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 4 роки тому +4

      Well, if there's gonna be a major insurrection in the U.S., I'd put it in November.

    • @jd_kreeper2799
      @jd_kreeper2799 4 роки тому +9

      I think that will be towards the end of 2020, maybe around when the aliens show up.

    • @InquisitorBoomBoom
      @InquisitorBoomBoom 4 роки тому +5

      2020 is just the Beginning of end

  • @Racc00nR1ck
    @Racc00nR1ck 4 роки тому +226

    Greenland early warning system: lol sorry. That was just the moon.
    Me: that’s no moon...

    • @aikslf
      @aikslf 4 роки тому +1

      exactly what I was about to comment lol

    • @ramsnake5901
      @ramsnake5901 4 роки тому +5

      It's a space station

    • @nvstewart
      @nvstewart 4 роки тому +2

      @@ramsnake5901 Bah, you beat me too it, by 4 whole days!!!

    • @ramsnake5901
      @ramsnake5901 4 роки тому

      @@nvstewart gg lol

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 3 роки тому +23

    *"You should come with me to the end of the world."*

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah we saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

    • @SpectorEuro4
      @SpectorEuro4 2 роки тому +1

      @@zipf Yeah We Saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

    • @mcd4984
      @mcd4984 2 роки тому +1

      @@zipf Yeah we saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

  • @georgplaz
    @georgplaz 5 років тому +831

    "Hey, you can't do that!
    Only we can do that!"
    - USA, all the time

  • @malikitbe9211
    @malikitbe9211 7 років тому +506

    Top 10 Facts: The Future
    Top 10 Facts: Extinction
    Top 10 Facts: Mutations

    • @stefanocampagna414
      @stefanocampagna414 7 років тому

      Malik ItBe III

    • @jormasenpai
      @jormasenpai 7 років тому +5

      Malik ItBe the future would be an interesting one xD

    • @V0L74GE_H4CK
      @V0L74GE_H4CK 6 років тому

      or as these facts are know when put together, evolution.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 років тому +1

      ur mom
      So true...

    • @noahn4336
      @noahn4336 6 років тому

      I mean mutations isn't completely insane. One mutation can be pretty small but a small mutation would get extremely confusing the fact that bioogists looks through Dna and see strips on different places. I fail biology cause of that so I gotta redo that again.

  • @luckthewolf7123
    @luckthewolf7123 6 років тому +230

    I have a box of bottle caps just in case

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 років тому +3

      Same

    • @cccc285
      @cccc285 6 років тому +4

      Hat05 your rich

    • @cccc285
      @cccc285 6 років тому +7

      Streethawk1219 your pfp gives me radiation poisoning

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 5 років тому +7

      You're the reason why I can sometimes loot 300 caps from some random box

    • @bangganoerisputra9404
      @bangganoerisputra9404 5 років тому +1

      Unlike you, i have a lot of these Blue star bottle caps

  • @joshdreams2343
    @joshdreams2343 2 роки тому +9

    Lemmino is one of the BEST creators of our time and I appreciate the fact that I’m alive to witness this.

  • @bigounce2651
    @bigounce2651 7 років тому +159

    "20 minute passed and the price of cap bottle remained the same."
    Oh you clever son of a bitch.

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 років тому +1

      I see you never heard of "Fallout",haven't you?

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 років тому

      "but no more."
      Except,maybe,I don't know,the fact that the games equivilant of money are cap bottle.

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 7 років тому

      Thanks.

  • @hydrodoxxed2
    @hydrodoxxed2 4 роки тому +348

    "And that there is a 12 percent chance it WILL happen in the next 10 years.."
    Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

    • @Doctor772
      @Doctor772 4 роки тому +18

      "We have 70 hours to live"

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +4

      Why is everyone commenting this? There’s two more years before the very minor CHANCE it happens comes to pass

    • @hydrodoxxed2
      @hydrodoxxed2 4 роки тому +17

      @@looinrims that was a joke, but we do get it that you are smart

    • @Sprottel_SFM
      @Sprottel_SFM 4 роки тому +8

      @@looinrims for most men no time at all WE are not most men

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +1

      cat me so smart for saying words
      Newsflash if it’s a joke then you don’t need to say something so baby like “wow you’re so smart”, you just seem like a prick

  • @tekiii1
    @tekiii1 5 років тому +162

    We’re pretty good at almost destroying everything lol

    • @hegpxl
      @hegpxl 4 роки тому +6

      But not good enough!

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 роки тому +7

      heg pxl yeah we gotta step it up. Pollution and everything is just taking way too long

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому

      @@crustman5982 hey I got some bad news for ya, there's this stupid lump of r-rna zipping about and further nerfing our ability to off ourselves

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 роки тому +1

      QuantumBlur but stronger 😡

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 4 роки тому

      We should end the lockdown so more people get infected

  • @idkanymore9267
    @idkanymore9267 2 роки тому +3

    "Fortunately Petrov was correct in his assumption, as evident by the fact that you are currently breathing."
    lol

  • @spudato961
    @spudato961 5 років тому +44

    "There may never ever be a man with as much power as Stanislav Petrov"- Aaron Lemos

  • @bruhmomentum5064
    @bruhmomentum5064 4 роки тому +90

    "That's no moon" -Missile Detection System

    • @undefined5083
      @undefined5083 4 роки тому

      "Thats no moon.....Jesus christ its jason borne"

  • @samnub7912
    @samnub7912 7 років тому +325

    Fucking love the Fallout bottlecap reference

    • @SIMGHERULA
      @SIMGHERULA 7 років тому +7

      first I could not understand the phrase but then I remembered "fuken" fallout :D its awesome how he uses these kind of phrases in videos

    • @apocalypticpancake8395
      @apocalypticpancake8395 7 років тому

      Sam Nub same I luv fallout

    • @Freakever2000
      @Freakever2000 7 років тому

      Sam Nub i literally died xD

  • @remarkablysquare3216
    @remarkablysquare3216 3 роки тому +3

    The outro of this video with End of The World playing gives me actual goosebumps. This has to be one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. You have made art with this video. Thank you.

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 7 років тому +114

    "20 minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remains the same"
    Nice reference

  • @ThatOneArabianGuy
    @ThatOneArabianGuy 7 років тому +110

    best description ever and also I feel you're underrated I really hope your channel grows

  • @x-rayofmyhand8875
    @x-rayofmyhand8875 2 роки тому +7

    These close calls is so chilling, it kind of makes me think that there are alternate timelines where it went the other way.

  • @TheGoose447
    @TheGoose447 4 роки тому +422

    Alien one: did you check on the humans?
    Alien two: yes. Looks like they had another close call.
    Alien one: really? Last time it was the moon that set off their alarms. what did it this time.
    Alien two: (shows paper) the fucking sun.
    Alien one: (flips the table in frustration)

  • @TheTidesKnife
    @TheTidesKnife 3 роки тому +44

    Soviets: breath
    Americans: Ight boys, time to get out the nukes!

  • @eustache_dauger
    @eustache_dauger 4 роки тому +110

    Imagine the Tunguska event took place at the very height of Cold War tension.. What sort of miscalculation will prevail?

    • @alejandropelayo9288
      @alejandropelayo9288 4 роки тому +10

      @@maxchangarrido7841 "imagine"

    • @marlowewillard
      @marlowewillard 4 роки тому +6

      I would assume the scientific community on both sides would come to the agreement that it would have been an object of extraterrestrial origin. There was something similar like that back in 2012/2013 where a meteor (significantly smaller than that of the object that was responsible for the Tunguska event) exploded over Russia and caused some damage. The only people who would have seen it coming would have been astronomers, but it's kind of hard to keep track of everything in space. I didn't hear anything about it until it already happened. These extraterrestrial objects can potentially travel faster than that of an ICBM. So fingers would be pointed until the answer would be uncovered.

    • @zer0768
      @zer0768 4 роки тому +7

      @@marlowewillard The problem is, finger pointing almost took out the world multiple times back then. If not for the decisions of a few rational men we'd be in deep shit. A soviet captain almost caused nuclear war over depth charges. Granted, I don't expect no thoughts of retaliation, but nuclear retaliation is a pretty big decision he would've just made for the whole country. Now imagine, if you will, someone reports that what appears to have been a nuclear blast had occurred in Russia. I'd imagine scientists would have approximately the length of time it takes for an angry man to slap a button (figuratively speaking) to prove that it wasn't a nuke. Those are some odds that I am not a fan of.

    • @marlowewillard
      @marlowewillard 4 роки тому +2

      @@zer0768 The logical thing here, and it's pointed out in the video, if there were an attack, why would there be just one explosion? That's why the one Soviet commander did not follow protocol. He reasoned, correctly, that it couldn't be an attack if there's only 4 objects on radar.

    • @zer0768
      @zer0768 4 роки тому

      @@marlowewillard yes but there's no guarantee that anyone else would think that. In the case of the submarine it was 1 out of 3. And with Stanislav it was a detection of launch, not an explosion. I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but it would be pretty damn close.

  • @ratgator
    @ratgator 7 років тому +386

    The last one... fuck. To be completely honest, I'm scared out of my fucking mind. 12%? I think I'll go die now.

    • @milomega1011
      @milomega1011 7 років тому +20

      Le Sayj but think about this, it would make all nuclear weapons systems powerless, so maybe it could save your life

    • @alderstifen7738
      @alderstifen7738 7 років тому +42

      Sure, could disable the nuclear weapons, but what about the people who decide stealing and raping is a good idea? Maybe I'm overly paranoid, but I think that there would be a bit of murder if that happened...

    • @legendarytr1bal
      @legendarytr1bal 7 років тому

      Le Purge Extreme.

    • @milomega1011
      @milomega1011 7 років тому

      Lyde Koitz still better than getting nuked

    • @peterfox1380
      @peterfox1380 7 років тому +7

      I don't know... if that happened, I'd participate in looting.

  • @JmmY-pe5dk
    @JmmY-pe5dk 4 роки тому +87

    Honestly can’t believe im not paying for this

  • @maxversthappening8166
    @maxversthappening8166 4 роки тому +234

    "His suspicions were correct as evident in the fact that you are still breathing" Well he's not wrong

    • @anshrupesh4032
      @anshrupesh4032 4 роки тому +3

      waddup verstappen, best of luck for monza

    • @versthappening8768
      @versthappening8768 4 роки тому +3

      @@anshrupesh4032 oof

    • @smallben7744
      @smallben7744 3 роки тому

      Sbinnala

    • @sloth9093
      @sloth9093 3 роки тому +2

      Wazzup f1 fans!
      Always remember
      S 🅱️ I N A L A

    • @archimedes4300
      @archimedes4300 3 роки тому +1

      haha first f1 account comment i've seen in a non f1 vid
      nice

  • @akpokemon
    @akpokemon 3 роки тому +4

    All these ridiculously close-calls, often barely prevented by a single human being, filled me with so much exhaustion/fear/intense emotion that I cried from astonishment at our luck...

  • @galihniwoii.4329
    @galihniwoii.4329 7 років тому +105

    To be honest, i watch so many conspiracy video, top fact, everything, as i watch lemmino for a long time, this video is the best one, the editing, the music, the scene pick, so genius, this video was like lemminos gold for me. Well done lemmino, i think u will be the best fact compilator on youtube

    • @bambooshoots7746
      @bambooshoots7746 7 років тому

      RizkyStark so

    • @draingaming4518
      @draingaming4518 6 років тому

      Whats your mobile legends ign? Assuming you play the game from your profile picture

  • @fleezusbhrist8903
    @fleezusbhrist8903 7 років тому +172

    damn the 60's were fucked

    • @overlyadequate9447
      @overlyadequate9447 7 років тому +14

      1945-1989 was fucked.

    • @karareshid
      @karareshid 7 років тому +1

      Prove Thyself just 1945-1989 was fucked? You sure? 1939-1945 was fine?

    • @overlyadequate9447
      @overlyadequate9447 7 років тому +1

      oh shut the fuck up smartass

    • @overlyadequate9447
      @overlyadequate9447 7 років тому +6

      at least during World War 2 there was no threat of Omnicide

  • @liamgleave4839
    @liamgleave4839 7 років тому +814

    I have never clicked a video so fast in my life

    • @Qison
      @Qison 7 років тому +1

      Liam Morris same here!:D

    • @marioadame5924
      @marioadame5924 7 років тому

      Liam Morris haha for real

    • @WasaqNoob
      @WasaqNoob 7 років тому +2

      breaking my mouse in somalia!

    • @tame3365
      @tame3365 7 років тому

      Liam Morris yeaaa

    • @54lolman
      @54lolman 7 років тому +1

      same.

  • @bobcat_named_bob
    @bobcat_named_bob 4 роки тому +73

    The idea of a CME in the future makes me scared for the people on the ISS

    • @timbuckthe2nd642
      @timbuckthe2nd642 4 роки тому +1

      True. Comms would be down and i doubt it would be fixable given the circumstances.

    • @leodahvee
      @leodahvee 4 роки тому

      @@nemo-x How does one protect their electronics from a CME/EMP?

    • @MattBriggsTV
      @MattBriggsTV 4 роки тому +1

      @@nemo-x the only tinfoil here is on your head. this isn't an emp built for a highschool science project, this is the *fucking sun expelling gasses making up a volume of over 1000 earths*

    • @jasonpeng5798
      @jasonpeng5798 4 роки тому +2

      @@MattBriggsTV no, any sort of metal conductor will shield any sort of electromagnetic wave of any sort. That's how electricity works. A simple metal cage can stop an entire lightning bolt, so it's not unreasonable to think tin foil can shield a cme.

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 4 роки тому

      Don' worry. Since they're not protected by Earth's atmosphere, they're much more likely to die of radiation poisoning than any form of technological mishap.

  • @theviper1999uk
    @theviper1999uk Рік тому +2

    Beautiful video. So creatively made, its basically its own work of art

  • @whimsy5623
    @whimsy5623 4 роки тому +41

    “So many times it could’ve gone wrong, and so many times it almost did”
    *Jaunty spongebob music*