Grazed by the Apocalypse

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  • @wthrill6804
    @wthrill6804 4 роки тому +4996

    “80 million trees flattened”
    Really makes the team trees project seem small

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 роки тому +358

      There's more trees on Earth than stars in our galaxy. Roughly 3 trillion of them, I believe, though the number is constantly decreasing.

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 4 роки тому +112

      @@SpencerfromEarth :(

    • @victorvictor8587
      @victorvictor8587 4 роки тому +56

      All we can hope for is that they take those Radio Active trees and make dashboards fo High-end Luxury Autos then we can get Rid of the Wealthy .

    • @davidabanto8121
      @davidabanto8121 4 роки тому +38

      @@SpencerfromEarth that's not true at all lol

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 роки тому +166

      @@davidabanto8121 "the scientific journal Nature titled “Mapping Tree Density at a Global Scale,” which provided an estimate for the number of trees on Earth of 3.04 trillion."
      "The most common answer seems to be that there are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way on the low-end and 400 billion on the high end."

  • @julianbermejo3162
    @julianbermejo3162 7 років тому +7075

    "...and the value of bottle caps remained the same."
    Finest choice of words in human history.

    • @hanu5456
      @hanu5456 7 років тому +95

      Julius Caesar good i was wondering why i didnt see anyone talking about bottle caps

    • @dizzypear
      @dizzypear 7 років тому +4

      actually lemmino said that

    • @julianbermejo3162
      @julianbermejo3162 7 років тому +7

      yeh, I know

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +61

      damn, if such chances occured, my parents now would've just allowed me to wear raider clothes, fuck

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +29

      or even power armor

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 років тому +14369

    "Sir, we've figured out what we detected!"
    "What is it?"
    "The moon, sir!"
    "Dear god... those damn commies have turned the moon into a missile!"

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 років тому +1486

      "General! We've discovered what the missiles are!"
      "Tell me."
      "It's the sun, sir. Specifically sunlight."
      "Cyka! Those damn americans! So they've made a death ray using the sun then? Fear not, we shall retaliate using our Death Moon."

    • @ravenlord4
      @ravenlord4 5 років тому +610

      "You throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it"

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 років тому +231

      “We will have tea while you two still fight over this”

    • @alexmasraum7596
      @alexmasraum7596 5 років тому +111

      sounds like a conversation simmons and sarge would have..

    • @inaudiblejet6792
      @inaudiblejet6792 5 років тому +157

      That aint no moon, thats a...
      a fleet of ships running the pepsi flag

  • @uraid
    @uraid 3 роки тому +6869

    Humans: That's the moon.
    Early Warning System in Greenland: *That's no moon.*

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 роки тому +315

      US early warning system: Correctly detects that Soviets are using Moon to attack the US.

    • @danaanglim873
      @danaanglim873 3 роки тому +59

      That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 3 роки тому +10

      underrated

    • @facundozanatta5877
      @facundozanatta5877 3 роки тому +21

      Greenland predicted Local 58

    • @Egg.426
      @Egg.426 3 роки тому +16

      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon

  • @n3vermore771
    @n3vermore771 7 років тому +6031

    "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottlecaps remained the same"
    hehe

  • @chocolatelightning
    @chocolatelightning 5 років тому +10878

    when a youtube channel is so good it could compete with some netflix series

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 років тому +437

      This is far better than Netflix. Even when you go back to old stuff you compare it to channels like this.

    • @chocolatelightning
      @chocolatelightning 5 років тому +87

      @DW DW im saying that a free youtube video is the same if not better than big budget netflix shows idk what tho but lemmino funds himself of youtube wile netflix uses the 10 dollar a month shit and yet they are both about the same quality

    • @tiermax1629
      @tiermax1629 5 років тому +11

      Ace Rothstein don’t say that.

    • @ryansmith5274
      @ryansmith5274 5 років тому +13

      Say what you wanna say, ima enjoy my Red vs Blue on Netflix even though it also exists on UA-cam, because I’m too lazy to watch every episode individually

    • @EthanBurke-h6z
      @EthanBurke-h6z 5 років тому +6

      Ryan Smith they redid it for Netflix though, so it’s not as classic

  • @harvey901
    @harvey901 7 років тому +1868

    These videos are probably the most organised and interesting videos on the entire internet. I Think Lemmino is underrated because he deserves way more attention for the insane work he is doing. thank you so much Lemmino

    • @quantumplatinum3029
      @quantumplatinum3029 7 років тому +10

      Harvey On UA-cam quantity is promoted. Becasue you cant mesure quality.

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 років тому +2

      Harvey
      Deep Look is a good channel too.

    • @GrindyBeak
      @GrindyBeak 7 років тому +4

      underated... has 2m subs...

    • @JustOrangeTTV
      @JustOrangeTTV 7 років тому +1

      Harvey yeah but he doesn't get a whole lot of attention for the work there's a lot of UA-cam creators like that

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 років тому +6

      And a guy that spends little time in planning his videos, and can push two out a day has almost 55 million? Seems fair

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +1552

    “Flash of an atomic bomb” and “at any moment “ should have never had to be in the same sentence

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 роки тому +108

      My Grandfather was living in the US in the height of the coldwar and he said it was genuinely terrifying because “everyone just decided the nukes were already coming”

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 3 роки тому +7

      Partculy if “mass extinction” or “near enielation” precede those words

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 3 роки тому +3

      @@evepayler1461 annihilation*

    • @davidlian1301
      @davidlian1301 3 роки тому +2

      Unless the word 'not' is included

    • @Simon-jv9bm
      @Simon-jv9bm 3 роки тому +1

      We wish that at any moment and every moment that we will never see an flash of an atomic bomb.

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 5 років тому +5934

    The one most scary phrase I ever heard in my entire life: 'The Apocalypse is rescheduled'

    • @Niklas.K95
      @Niklas.K95 5 років тому +202

      '2 minutes to midnight'
      Doomsday Clock

    • @ahobaka1495
      @ahobaka1495 5 років тому +69

      ikr... that's so unsettling

    • @hatemf23
      @hatemf23 5 років тому +54

      yes, because its coming just not today.

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 5 років тому +13

      2 bloody minutes...

    • @mags6201
      @mags6201 5 років тому +74

      Welcome to Night Vale.
      Todays news: The Apocalypse has been rescheduled for Friday. Also, Friday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.
      And now. For the Weather

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong 5 років тому +3682

    Stanislav Petrov is literally the saviour of humanity lol.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 років тому +420

      That's not a laughing matter. He's known as "The Man Who Saved The World"

    • @suyangsong
      @suyangsong 5 років тому +225

      @@FrenchToast663 of course not, I am being 100% serious

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 5 років тому +300

      @@suyangsong he should have won the nobel peace prize

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 років тому +38

      Definitely

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +28

      @@doggo00 you live under a rock or smth?

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 4 роки тому +2132

    04:09 - 04:22 The way LEMMINO uses that song is so perfect. It's an unnervingly beautiful song which perfectly complements the themes of this video.

    • @---cd2nc
      @---cd2nc 3 роки тому +6

      What's the title of the song?

    • @ChR0nos_7734
      @ChR0nos_7734 3 роки тому +108

      @@---cd2nc Aphrodite's Child - End of the World

    • @SagaciousTv
      @SagaciousTv 3 роки тому +12

      Breaking Bad vibes

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @Cryozenix
      @Cryozenix 3 роки тому +41

      it’s absolutely beautiful... nearly cried after rewatching it a few times. that music selection isn’t just haunting, it’s full on poltergeist activity.

  • @jakegriffith6871
    @jakegriffith6871 3 роки тому +479

    Nice to know that nuclear missile warning systems could be fooled by stuff like "sunlight on a cloud" or "the moon"

    • @jordanhamilton3795
      @jordanhamilton3795 11 місяців тому +1

      That goves me so much hope

    • @randomshit65
      @randomshit65 5 місяців тому

      Bruh 💀💀 it’s 1960s over 60 years ago, stop over exaggerating

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad 6 років тому +1628

    2:35
    Yeah of course it hits Denmark
    Very nice.

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 років тому +189

      those subtle jokes even in a documentary lemmino can't stop himself XD

    • @BAMsterR
      @BAMsterR 5 років тому +2

      Bagoon Vi vill dock inte ha kvar Skåne?!

    • @insertname252
      @insertname252 5 років тому

      Salad I don’t get the joke can you explain pls?

    • @Ghost-cd5zm
      @Ghost-cd5zm 5 років тому +64

      @@insertname252 lemmino is swedish and he might be joking or serious that he hates danish people

    • @philipauken5391
      @philipauken5391 5 років тому +10

      @yo wtf put the mask back on hvad fanden sagde du lige til mig knægt

  • @evanmay
    @evanmay 4 роки тому +5661

    I like how at 2:37 , of all places, the comet just happens to strike Denmark (Lemmino is Swedish by the way)

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 4 роки тому +556

      Also the fact that he used Universe Sandbox 2 just to do that

    • @OddityDK
      @OddityDK 3 роки тому +377

      Still holding a grudge against us for the “bloodbath of Stockholm” in 1520 I guess.
      (The Danish king slaughtered 82 of the Swedish nobility to set an example and quell an impending uprising)

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 3 роки тому +97

      @@OddityDK pog

    • @Volodimar
      @Volodimar 3 роки тому +80

      It explains how he pronounced "Moscow" and "Bomber"

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 3 роки тому +46

      Your a legend for noticing that detail.

  • @iliasVoolgaris
    @iliasVoolgaris 3 роки тому +1584

    4:18 That transition to the man saying "Really..." in subtle shock, to Aphrodite's Child - End Of The World while an atomic explosion goes on, on the background, game me chills.

  • @BlackOps2543x
    @BlackOps2543x 3 роки тому +424

    3:53 this entire Senate Hearing clip is so good. You have the context relating to what the narrator just said, then you have Dr. Lu saying the entire population of NYC would be dead. The music fades in at just the correct volume to hear the speaker, "Really?" and then cuts away. Absolute masterpiece.

    • @sophiewooloo
      @sophiewooloo 6 місяців тому +9

      you verbalised my very thoughts, god it gave me full body chills and brought tears to my eyes.

  • @ShadowDaPk
    @ShadowDaPk 5 років тому +5636

    God, the whole cold war slowly starts looking more and more like children playing with nitroglycerin.

    • @Khrispycreme
      @Khrispycreme 5 років тому +378

      It kinda was, ngl

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 4 роки тому +386

      It was like a very high-risk staring contest.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +42

      That’s a really dumb level of Monday morning quarterbacking but sure

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 роки тому +239

      You ever see 2 cats just growling at each other because both of them don’t want to fight and both of them don’t want to back down? It’s like that but instead of them getting scratched all life is wiped off the earth

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +25

      M.A. R because one globalization, war always leads to economic depression, two people enjoy living in the bubble and three unpopular regimes can’t easily be cast down if there’s that many people supporting them, how many “a civil war would never happen because the government has nukes” have you heard?

  • @kbto
    @kbto 4 роки тому +5444

    US: *Invests millions in a missile detection system*
    Missile detection system: *M Ö Ö N*

  • @ariestheram5693
    @ariestheram5693 4 роки тому +6738

    The U.S. : *thinks the Moon is a missile*
    The Soviets : *thinks the sun is a missile*
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @zach7372
      @zach7372 4 роки тому +337

      Everything is a missle of you push it hard enough

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 роки тому +315

      I mean if you think about it, the Moon had the US flag hoisted. The Sun is yellow and red, like the Soviet flag. There's irony in there, they both pointed missiles at their respective flags and colours.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 роки тому +45

      @@kennarajora6532 woah... bro...

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 4 роки тому +3

      @@zach7372 was that a pun?

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 4 роки тому +4

      @@zach7372 All it takes is a little push.

  • @lilywalker7499
    @lilywalker7499 3 роки тому +825

    "Hey, you can't do that! Only we are allowed to do that!"
    "I don't know what you're talking about?"
    LITERALLY ANY ATTEMPT AT DIPLOMACY EVER

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому +32

      Any human interactions
      *ever*

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 3 роки тому +23

      Sounds a lot like the playtime of six year olds. Wait... does that mean...

    • @benjaminmontenegro3423
      @benjaminmontenegro3423 2 роки тому +8

      @@samchiu9918 we're all children

  • @LordSelf99
    @LordSelf99 4 роки тому +10988

    "There is a 12% chance it could happen in the next decade"
    Well, who knows what 2020 still have for us

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 4 роки тому +447

      It sure as hell isn’t going well

    • @Prodrentjet
      @Prodrentjet 4 роки тому +389

      WW3, Kobe's death, corona virus, Kim jong un's resurrection.....

    • @LordSelf99
      @LordSelf99 4 роки тому +338

      @@Prodrentjet 2020: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

    • @GPN007a
      @GPN007a 4 роки тому +170

      Had a dream late last year where some domestic terrorist started shooting folk here in NYC and as I'm talking to the cops about it, we turn over and see a ball of fire come dropping down in the direction of central park. I ain't psychic but considering 2020 so far... Lol 😭

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 роки тому +35

      @@Prodrentjet Its well known that the DPRK has mastered the art of necromancy.

  • @vortexx251
    @vortexx251 5 років тому +1253

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    makes sense

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 років тому +34

      sure cheered me up. can't wait for a possible worldwide electronic apocalypse within the next 10 years

    • @iamrocketray
      @iamrocketray 4 роки тому +2

      @@triggered_atheist619 Maybe people will look where they are going then, instead of walking around constantly on their smart phones and bumping into me all the time.

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 4 роки тому +2

      @@iamrocketray I mean, maybe. Let's hope so.

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 4 роки тому +2

      It does in a way. Makes you appreciate the peace we have currently.

    • @blackkitty420
      @blackkitty420 3 місяці тому

      Certainly puts a pep to your step knowing just how lucky you are to be alive. Makes you realize how little your problems may be compared to say, the total annihilation of all life on earth.

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 4 роки тому +433

    “We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.”
    ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 роки тому +10

      We are like dogs that lick their balls for a day and think it was eternity - jodofly

  • @dynamitedudes
    @dynamitedudes Рік тому +113

    2:34 I love how the swede chose DENMARK as the point of impact

    • @iykury
      @iykury 4 місяці тому +1

      oh my god i never noticed that

  • @OutXider
    @OutXider 4 роки тому +2986

    We're living in the timeline where we survived these.

    • @sleesh2439
      @sleesh2439 4 роки тому +287

      The biggest proof i have that there's something out there lookin out for us is that we are still fucking alive.

    • @rodewesleyrabel1373
      @rodewesleyrabel1373 4 роки тому +24

      @@sleesh2439 same

    • @jiimbjimbo5263
      @jiimbjimbo5263 4 роки тому +138

      We're in the timeline where human extinction just hasnt happened yet, we'll get there at some point

    • @qcumber6652
      @qcumber6652 4 роки тому +35

      Reminds me of quantum suicide.

    • @Market_
      @Market_ 4 роки тому +16

      Sleesh Or It’s just probability and we are one of okayish timelines.

  • @vinkhe861
    @vinkhe861 4 роки тому +3525

    America : funds a missile detection system and puts billions of dollars into it
    The system : you see that moon? i dont like how it looks

    • @pwh1981
      @pwh1981 4 роки тому +170

      The system: That's no moon. It's a missile.

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 роки тому +68

      @@pwh1981
      plot twist : missile detection system was just obi wan kenobi and a magnifying glass

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 4 роки тому +80

      Plot twist: Russians launch moon at USA under the assumption it will no longer trigger their warning systems.

    • @MetaReplication
      @MetaReplication 4 роки тому +3

      That is an amazing comment xD

    • @nikhilmanali920
      @nikhilmanali920 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @aleksandar9873
    @aleksandar9873 7 років тому +4709

    Your videos look almost too professional.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 7 років тому +115

      And to think of it, at his age my major concern was which brand of cigarettes is cheaper.

    • @twenty1cars
      @twenty1cars 7 років тому +79

      Lot of time and work go into these videos. Only ever seen top quality from lemmino

    • @PronomicalArtist
      @PronomicalArtist 7 років тому +32

      netflix show, tv is dead.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 років тому +3

      MixedUp Games uhhhh... no, not really. TV has millions of dollars of budget for each show.

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 7 років тому +44

      I just watched his Dyatlov Pass case video. He said he spent the better part of a month hiring russian translators to read various documents. If that doesn't scream dedication to you i dont know what does

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 3 роки тому +245

    This video and "Consumed by the Apocalypse" are really good at illustrating the knife edge that our civilization is balanced on. The universe (and even ourselves) could easily squash us flat and erase our species forever. We're lucky to be alive right now.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 роки тому +5

      The most embarrassing variable in the _Cosmic Filter_ hypothesis

    • @WhlteWolf9
      @WhlteWolf9 Рік тому +2

      no wonder we cant find aliens in space, they probably all annihalated eachother/themselves. Or we're just under a strict radio silence policy because we're one of the last native planets in the universe.

  • @emeraldfox2949
    @emeraldfox2949 4 роки тому +319

    "The apocalypse had to reschedule" That there is an amazing line that coveys what happened but sugar coats it in just a way that it still sends shivers down my spine

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 2 роки тому +2

      you either copied a comment word for word or another person copied your comment word for word

  • @stephanandersen8439
    @stephanandersen8439 4 роки тому +250

    5:52 "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottle caps remained the same" is the most well structured joke i have ever heard. Made me chuckle

  • @rafalyp73
    @rafalyp73 5 років тому +1644

    "there's something on the radar!" "prepare de missiles! launch nukes in 5... 4... 3...-" "wait wait, it's just some mustard I dropped over the radar... my bad" "ohh... michael... haha, you are such a trouble maker" "well you know me sir!" freezes image, credits over the image with happy sitcom music...

    • @silas5704
      @silas5704 5 років тому +13

      k

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 років тому +115

      The terrible thing is...this is probably not that far from the truth....fuckin hell....

    • @direwolf8257
      @direwolf8257 5 років тому +7

      Rafa Lyp meanwhile the radar keeps beeping and there are actual missiles. Coming

    • @grizzy5091
      @grizzy5091 5 років тому +1

      as three nukes including the tsar bomba are dropped on the u.s

    • @FrenXIII
      @FrenXIII 5 років тому +3

      *Roundabout starts playing*

  • @hidorah3276
    @hidorah3276 3 роки тому +1962

    "Brighter than anything you have ever seen"
    *Laughs in Discord Light Mode*

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 років тому +1029

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    What else are you supposed to do?

    • @thebath6653
      @thebath6653 7 років тому +9

      Aric Roy I suppose you could make two videos on the world ending?

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 років тому +4

      T H E B A T H I think that would make three negatives...so he would have had to make three videos to make that last negative a positive.

    • @gatto3030
      @gatto3030 6 років тому +5

      I'm starting to concern about his mental state, to be honest.

    • @TheMidnightdemon
      @TheMidnightdemon 6 років тому

      the magic lies in the word "almost" :D

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, the world *ALMOST* ended so many times that it make one feels happy and hopeful about one's situation since the chances for it to *NOT* be as it is, is SO HUGE.
      These reasons listed in the video might as well be the reasons why there are no aliens while human still yet live...we are simply THAT lucky.

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 5 років тому +1228

    An asteroid 300 metres in size is about to slam into the the Earth, obliterating everything in a 60-70 km radius.
    Must be a Monday.

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 років тому +3

      Source?

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 років тому +4

      Shit, I watched the video and now I know.

    • @BULLTRONHERO
      @BULLTRONHERO 5 років тому +8

      I'm sorry Jon...
      (r/imsorryjon)

    • @mattmcdonald4033
      @mattmcdonald4033 5 років тому +15

      Why do I hear country roads

    • @defectivesickle5643
      @defectivesickle5643 5 років тому +9

      @@mattmcdonald4033 *Laughs in Ireland*

  • @tacticaljuke6728
    @tacticaljuke6728 7 років тому +2066

    "And the value of bottle caps remain the same"
    Excellent Fallout reference 👍

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 7 років тому +14

      Thank god im not the only one who got that

    • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
      @giorgigarsevanidze6334 6 років тому +7

      I didn't know, if that was a reference from Fallout. I thought it was a joke.

    • @leonardolejarde467
      @leonardolejarde467 6 років тому +1

      loL

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 років тому +5

      Who is hyped for 76?

    • @codgun8575
      @codgun8575 6 років тому +1

      Streethawk1219 Fallout just gets progressively worse, I doubt 76 will be that good. I don't want Rust 2: Fallout 76, I want a decent singleplayer game with maybe co-op and some multiplayer support that's optional. Bethesda already couldn't even make Fallout 4 anything more than the equivalent of "so bad it's good" movies.

  • @Grandmaster_Cow
    @Grandmaster_Cow 3 роки тому +803

    Who else came to watch this after the “consumed by the apocalypse” video

  • @beanieweenies2383
    @beanieweenies2383 4 роки тому +4174

    Russian captain: *underwater*
    US captain: “I shall now communicate in the only way humans know how”

    • @thepolishdinosaur9015
      @thepolishdinosaur9015 4 роки тому +126

      BY BLOWING THEM UP lol caps was on but it makes sense

    • @t26e44
      @t26e44 4 роки тому +134

      The Polish Dinosaur it’s similar to signaling someone by firing a blank gun at their approximate direction

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d 4 роки тому +166

      US Destroyers: 'Let's drop a bunch of bombs on them to show our friendly intentions'

    • @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER
      @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER 4 роки тому +5

      what?

    • @carreraman8364
      @carreraman8364 4 роки тому +6

      @@dawid12301d they were depth charges

  • @flizer5270
    @flizer5270 7 років тому +459

    this video is beautifully designed with the old 1950/ 60s feel to the video is outstanding. Its hard to believe that earth has came so close to deviation.

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 років тому

      If you like that play Fallout

    • @nicobruin8618
      @nicobruin8618 6 років тому +2

      Many of the images were from the the 1964 film Dr strangelove. Which is amazing and anyone interested in nuclear war must watch it.

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 6 років тому +6

      deviation? you mean devastation?

    • @brente89
      @brente89 6 років тому +5

      @@dylanj950 why did it take a year for someone to correct this?!

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 6 років тому

      Brent Edwards idk

  • @Mika-435
    @Mika-435 4 роки тому +506

    Just to be the clear, the captain of the Soviet submarine mentioned at 8:15 was a man named Valentin Savitsky. The senior officer who disagreed with him and prevented WWIII from breaking out was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov.
    I felt like their names were worth mentioning considering that for a brief few minutes on that October day in 1962, they were the most powerful men on earth.
    Also, here's some more information on Vasili Arkhipov's life if anyone's interested.
    * He was born 30 January 1926, to a peasant family in the town of Staraya Kupavna.
    * He served aboard a minesweeper in the Soviet Navy during the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945.
    * After graduating from the Caspian Higher Naval School in 1947, he served in the submarine service aboard boats in the Black Sea, Northern, and Baltic Fleets.
    * He was aboard the Soviet submarine K-19 as its executive officer when, in July 1961, there developed an extreme leak in the reactor coolant system. With no backup system, members of the crew had to work in high radiation levels for extended periods of time in order to prevent a meltdown. Although the crew was successful in their endeavor, the incident left everyone on board, including Arkhipov, irradiated. All members of the engineer crew and their divisional officer died within a month.
    * Following the Cuban Missile Crisis, Arkhipov continued to serve in the Soviet Navy. He was promoted to the rank of rear admiral in 1975 and vice-admiral in 1981, before retiring in the mid-1980s.
    * Vasili Arkhipov died on 19 August 1998 from kidney cancer. He left behind his wife, Olga Arkhipova, and a daughter named Yelena.

    • @DiceStrike
      @DiceStrike 4 роки тому +1

      That was insightful.

    • @penguinolord548
      @penguinolord548 4 роки тому +8

      Nerd
      I’m just kidding

    • @maekong2010
      @maekong2010 4 роки тому +24

      I wish to thank him for his service. Thank you for the bio.

    • @miggyo.2235
      @miggyo.2235 4 роки тому +3

      Harvey Fell still people would die and no matter what they will find a way to justify the war

    • @Cecilxii
      @Cecilxii 4 роки тому +3

      Yelena..Yelena Arkhipov..has..a nice ring to it.....God Bless them all..

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 3 роки тому +59

    "As evident by the fact that you are currently breathing-"
    I freaking love that.

    • @hoch2824
      @hoch2824 2 роки тому +2

      And “As evident of this spinning globe”

  • @natekelley2593
    @natekelley2593 7 років тому +274

    "Petrov was correct as evident by the fact that you are breathing" I don't know why but this made me crack up laughing

  • @SageSea1
    @SageSea1 4 роки тому +746

    8:28 This guy is the epitome of an unsung hero, even if it’s just inadvertence by circumstance. If you asked him if he would snap America out of existence if possible, he’d probably say “yes.” But personal values at stake, he made a personally weighed decision against the retaliation. Clearly, it wasn’t mere protocol or expected of him, as he was the only one in opposition to launching the weapon, and he wasn’t even the top ranked on board. This is the beauty of human communication and reasoning.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 3 роки тому +22

      One of the reasons why I believe automation will somehow lead to our humanity's destruction.

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 3 роки тому +12

      @@JoNarDLoLz An automated society wouldn't make the mistake of assuming that they were at war incorrectly in the first place. A humanized society did , and only survived because 1 man had the heart to stop it. Had he been replaced by someone else, we would not be here today.

    • @jellyrolls2765
      @jellyrolls2765 3 роки тому +30

      He actually was the top ranked on board. As Time Ghost explained in their Cuban Missile Crisis day-by-day, the captain wanted to order a strike and the political commissar agreed. However, this sub was the flagship for the four subs trying to break through to Cuba, and thus had the squadron commander on board, who vetoed the strike.

    • @macbrown99
      @macbrown99 Рік тому +13

      The man in question was named Vasily Arkhipov, if anyone is interested. A name that, much like Stanislav Petrov, ought to be remembered better than it is.

    • @jackdavenport5011
      @jackdavenport5011 Рік тому +5

      It’s amazing to imagine that he likely saved the world just by deciding to veto everyone else’s decision on board

  • @roland4240
    @roland4240 4 роки тому +916

    "as the world is still spining, as evident by this globe"
    *shows burning globe*

  • @mouzquerade
    @mouzquerade 3 роки тому +77

    In a way, I'm super comforted by the fact that Earth seems to be really lucky and have people who also have faith that none of us actually want to end the world

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gigachad-mc5qz lmao. completely missed the point.

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 3 роки тому

      ​@@Gigachad-mc5qz omg. Read OP's comment again and then read your reply. See if there's any connection. Hence why I said you completely missed his point. Anyway, it's just a matter of comprehension anyway and you simply just lack of it so I'm not going to argue anymore. Only thing I'll say is good luck with your understanding of humanity and your reading comprehension.

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 5 років тому +562

    "Twenty minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remained the same."
    I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @3843mark
    @3843mark 7 років тому +550

    I usually NEVER comment on UA-cam,but I got to say,your videos are pure art ! Keep up the great work.

    • @42thgamer80
      @42thgamer80 7 років тому +3

      I agree! I think we should comment more so he knows we love him!

    • @automatichornetNOJB
      @automatichornetNOJB 7 років тому +1

      42thgamer there's 7,000+ comments I think he's fine

    • @42thgamer80
      @42thgamer80 7 років тому

      Never know for sure, and he really deserves it!

  • @vinhny2406
    @vinhny2406 7 років тому +1456

    It sad that quality is not helping Lemino grown

    • @seanblah6711
      @seanblah6711 7 років тому +18

      Super - rinno Lemmino is great

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 років тому +36

      SeanPlayZZZ I know right, I been a sub to him since 500k

    • @crysicxp8027
      @crysicxp8027 7 років тому +5

      Super - rinno ya so sad.... its not fair :(

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 років тому +29

      Blame Pepsi :)

    • @boogiexo
      @boogiexo 7 років тому +12

      Super - rinno he has 2 mil, that's a lot for a possibly independent channel

  • @asser5547
    @asser5547 3 роки тому +362

    How does this guy find such good but underrated music...

    • @TheZinnieShow
      @TheZinnieShow 3 роки тому +44

      he makes it, actually

    • @Terryxfcp
      @Terryxfcp 3 роки тому +14

      he makes his own soundtracks

    • @bagasbramantyo9717
      @bagasbramantyo9717 3 роки тому +14

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Aphrodite's Child was a Greek band from the 60s to the 70s

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 роки тому +1

      fr vro teach us your methods sensei

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 роки тому +3

      @@Terryxfcp no lol. he makes only a few, like cipher (cicada 3301) or aloft (Malaysian 370). most of the others, he finds on other music sites, like murdered dancer (opening of jack the ripper) or hard heart (opening of d.b. cooper).

  • @joshmcgeough6823
    @joshmcgeough6823 6 років тому +1852

    Did he just say 12% chance it will happen in the next ten years, well thanks for scaring the literal shit out of me

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 років тому +232

      BrodyDoesThings there's a new problem though.
      We use electronics to keep nuclear reactors cold, and use electronics to keep nuclear bombs from going off.
      Without power, they will go off.

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 6 років тому +215

      Fertx Pdqicts dude why'd ya have to sAY THAT

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 років тому +70

      kirbyfan 12 to make you realize it's even worse

    • @remembervinnie4258
      @remembervinnie4258 6 років тому +14

      Fertx Pdqicts FUKK MY LIIFE

    • @Sponge-28
      @Sponge-28 6 років тому +69

      Those generators would also be fried in the event of a large CME. Regardless, the reactors have automatic safety mechanisms built in which will trigger instantly to begin cooling the reactor called SCRAM (all control rods drop, reactor flooded with coolant, controlled steam release to name a few), completing the initial shutdown of the reactor within 5 seconds. The problem would be keeping the coolant pumping after the initial shutdown since the generators would also be dead for the backup pumps.
      Most of the nuclear accidents in history had their problems post shutdown due to their inability to control the decay process since spent fuel still emits heat and radiation for years, Fukushima is a prime example. The Tsunami wiped out their electrical systems, so whilst the initial shutdowns were successful, the radiation issues arose because they couldn't maintain a constant flow of coolant.
      I'm sure that the idea of mass electrical issues has been considered and should have systems in place to manage the issue, the people that design these reactors are a damn sight smarter than any of us :p.

  • @MR-to9yk
    @MR-to9yk 5 років тому +791

    "While the world is still spinning as evident by the rotation of this globe" **proceeds to show a globe on fire**

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 років тому +21

      Flat earthers truggered

    • @stayfrosty6290
      @stayfrosty6290 5 років тому +8

      Ahhh, so this is where Bill Nye got the idea for that science model in that one video.

    • @randomhuman2602
      @randomhuman2602 5 років тому +4

      **Bill Nye wants to know your location**

    • @garybarnes4169
      @garybarnes4169 4 роки тому

      Rotating in the wrong direction.

    • @marble69texasbias30
      @marble69texasbias30 4 роки тому

      sounds like texas arazona and new mexico on a Monday in summer

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +3438

    "And the value of bottle caps remained the same"
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +97

      @@KingOfFrye Made a Fallout reference in reference to a Fallout reference.

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 3 роки тому +5

      😉👍🏻

    • @snorchill3170
      @snorchill3170 3 роки тому +5

      You're a genius

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 роки тому +2

      @@snorchill3170 I try. Thank you

    • @someguy315
      @someguy315 3 роки тому +1

      @@jadsmvs8651 Mind Fuck

  • @asiancanadian1584
    @asiancanadian1584 2 роки тому +25

    I remember back in 2012 the coronal mass ejection was heavily talked about by my parents. We were at the smithsonian air and space museum in D.C. that day it happened and I kept overhearing them talk about how devestating it would be if it would hit us and I thought we were going to die. I was weirdly calm. My parents bought my brother and I McDonalds for lunch (we usually don't buy it) and I was happy, but also suspicious because it wasn't really a special occation.

  • @lucignolo8333
    @lucignolo8333 6 років тому +178

    this is pure and simple youtube gold

  • @bootleg_
    @bootleg_ 7 років тому +639

    *Takes months to upload*
    *Makes up for the wait by making you have another existential crisis for the next 2 months*

    • @rizaldy2594
      @rizaldy2594 7 років тому +14

      pretty sweet payoff if you ask me

    • @bootleg_
      @bootleg_ 7 років тому +3

      crimson X Hell yeah

    • @RellatheFella
      @RellatheFella 7 років тому +7

      he made me think about life so much that i don't even give a damn anymore

    • @jammydodger5838
      @jammydodger5838 7 років тому +1

      ))

  • @enchiladas1875
    @enchiladas1875 7 років тому +1628

    its a shame that lemminos videos get a million views in a month sometimes even 2 months, while other top 10 channels, which the quality is horrible compared to this, get millions in a week...

    • @abrar1254
      @abrar1254 7 років тому +36

      well said

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 років тому +75

      and what makes you assume that?

    • @hoehoehoeyt2484
      @hoehoehoeyt2484 7 років тому +29

      Lord Of Onions that's why you only have 9 subs 😊👎

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 років тому +51

      HoeHoeHoe YT was the one that said that, not me smart ass.
      besides why does it matter if he has subs, he doesnt have any content so of course he not going to have any subs, and i doubt that he cares.

    • @vekze
      @vekze 7 років тому +24

      What was the actual point of an argument in this comment thread like actually why

  • @perfectevo2392
    @perfectevo2392 6 місяців тому +3

    This channel is truly a gem. 7 years later and this video still holds up as a shining example of unparalleled quality.

  • @blub3816
    @blub3816 4 роки тому +2312

    “lol america is scared of the moon”
    local 58: *laughs nervously*

    • @pizzarella985
      @pizzarella985 4 роки тому +44

      finally, a man of culture

    • @mrbioshock783
      @mrbioshock783 4 роки тому +16

      @@pizzarella985 ah yes we shall praise the all mighty moon how it praises us to gaze at it ,i shall see you soon with the moon

    • @briannawarren4174
      @briannawarren4174 4 роки тому +43

      You mean, "His Throne"

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 4 роки тому +21

      front lawn , feet together.

    • @MeddyMed117
      @MeddyMed117 4 роки тому +1

      I see you're a man of culture

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 6 років тому +384

    Huh. 1883 comet impact animation shows it hitting Denmark. I am sure it is just a coincidence.

    • @GiveMeBass93
      @GiveMeBass93 6 років тому +48

      Even the asteroid doesn't want it's internet histroy revealed.

    • @giovanni9136
      @giovanni9136 6 років тому +28

      Denmark doesn't exist therefore so does that comet impact

  • @orishem8392
    @orishem8392 7 років тому +591

    You are f***ing amazing man. Your videos are the best no competition

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 років тому +2

      DragonInferno99 Ω Cold Fusion is pretty good too.

    • @YuraVids
      @YuraVids 7 років тому

      DragonInferno99 Ω yes, i agree

    • @elunelle1174
      @elunelle1174 7 років тому +2

      ori shem you should watch *all* of his videos. He's definitely a quality over quantity channel.

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 років тому +1

      DragonInferno99 Ω Yeah, if you are into technology, AI, and what goes along with all that you should definitely check him out.

    • @saruboss18
      @saruboss18 7 років тому

      yep quality vise his channel is one of the best, hope he get more subs and also make more videos

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan 3 роки тому +357

    If the Tunguska impact had struck Earth 8 hours later, it would have impacted smack dab right over St. Petersburg.
    Makes you think, sometimes we are graced by sheer dumb luck.

  • @oliviaocasain9980
    @oliviaocasain9980 4 роки тому +3177

    "Hey you can't do that, only we're allowed to do that." Is probably the best description of the US government's mentality I've heard to date.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 роки тому +12

      honestly yeah

    • @Treynxxx
      @Treynxxx 4 роки тому +20

      What are you gonna do about it?

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 роки тому +86

      @@Treynxxx nothing anyone can really do

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 роки тому +12

      is that a reference from the video "the history of the entire world, i guess" ?

    • @gold_monolith6816
      @gold_monolith6816 4 роки тому +25

      EU: nice roads,schools and people
      USA: BIG BOMB HURT

  • @Trolaze
    @Trolaze 5 років тому +3454

    Amerika: Puts billions and billions of dollars into research and installing missile detecting systems
    The Detecting Systems: ThE mOoN iS a rOcKet

  • @dodoubleg182
    @dodoubleg182 5 років тому +549

    this makes me happy and also sad
    1. i'm happy because i'm still alive and
    2. i'm sad because i'm still alive

  • @xXRedTheDragonXx
    @xXRedTheDragonXx Рік тому +9

    I've come back to this video a few times now, and every time I watch it again it almost makes me cry. We have come so far, but yet we're so fragile. Several times we've literally come within inches of total self-annihilation or annihilation by external means. We are so, so lucky as humans to be alive today.

  • @LASAGNA_LARRY
    @LASAGNA_LARRY 5 років тому +1368

    *U.S. thinks the Moon is a missile*
    Soviets: Wanna see something funnier?
    U.S: What
    *Soviets think sunlight is a missile*

    • @cocofilms5524
      @cocofilms5524 4 роки тому +60

      The sun is a deadly laser.
      Not anymore, we realized its not.
      wow. this was way better in my head.

    • @spaceshipearth481
      @spaceshipearth481 4 роки тому +11

      @@cocofilms5524 And the moon is a deadly missile that's slowly flying away from us.

    • @ibnfaiz7430
      @ibnfaiz7430 4 роки тому +7

      Coco Films not anymore there’s a blanket

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 4 роки тому +22

      bill wurtz: the sun is a deadly lazer
      soviet union: dear god he's right

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 4 роки тому +2

      @@spaceshipearth481 It probably misidentified the Moon as a battle station.

  • @carlohas-banana7752
    @carlohas-banana7752 7 років тому +1063

    This is one of your greatest of works. Yet, it did poorly in terms of views. I just wanted to thank you for making such an amazing video. Also, I understand that this video did poorly because it's not a top 10, lol.

    • @galihniwoii.4329
      @galihniwoii.4329 7 років тому +23

      Carlohas-Banana yeah i know right! This was the best lemmino creation, the scene and music, sp geniusly picked, with all conspiracy or fact compilator on youtube, only this video that had made me triggered

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 6 років тому +1

      sometime people like a mystery for entertainment and everyone like to give their opinion to open wide for discussion, or even just for you know entertainment.

    • @jimmytran4596
      @jimmytran4596 6 років тому

      Carlohas-Banana o

    • @Andrew-xc7kb
      @Andrew-xc7kb 6 років тому +3

      Adûnâi For a UA-camr like him who has 2.3 million subs (I think), 50k would be a real faliure.

    • @ballaurina8367
      @ballaurina8367 6 років тому

      Maybe its the title. English is not my native language and Im confused by the word grazed.

  • @YakuzureNonon
    @YakuzureNonon 5 років тому +5139

    USA: *puts missiles near russia
    Soviet union: *does the same
    USA: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @stathissim
      @stathissim 5 років тому +66

      Well, Soviet Union posed a real threat to US allies (most of Central and West Europe, even with conventional missiles) and that was the pretext of placing missiles in Turkey, a NATO member. US did not directly threaten any Eastern Bloc countries and that's why the direct threat towards US soil was perceived as a serious and imminent threat.

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +328

      @@stathissim no it doesn't. just because Russia is intimidating doesn't mean the US can use that reason to put a literal death bomb next to them. and when that happens to the US they all go whining that Russia is threatening them.

    • @TheXodic98
      @TheXodic98 5 років тому +50

      It's really not as easy at it seems, but don't get me wrong, the actions of both states were extreme but the whole justification of putting nukes in Turkey (which happened I think around/after 1946) was because of the Turkish Straits Crisis. After WW2 Stalin wanted to expand his empire and so he wanted to enable free transport of goods through the Turkish Strait which connects the Black Sea to the Mediterranean Sea, but Turkey did not want this and since they were allied with the US it was interpreted as a way to take control of the strait, hence the reaction from the US.

    • @delhivines7804
      @delhivines7804 5 років тому +136

      Usa is a bitch

    • @th3highwayman
      @th3highwayman 5 років тому +8

      To be fair, by the time of the Crisis the missiles in Turkey were defunct and in need of maintenance and repairs.

  • @Texasyellow5687
    @Texasyellow5687 2 роки тому +25

    “It is truly a miracle that we have come as far as we have.” That sent shivers down my spine. It’s true but like….damn.

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 7 років тому +335

    that tune at the beginning was from the announcement in 1941 that Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union.

    • @overlyadequate9447
      @overlyadequate9447 7 років тому +44

      STALINGRAD! THOUSANDS FROZEN, CANT TREK BACK, TOO COLD... losing consciousness... commie bastards.. (dies)

    • @britscout6496
      @britscout6496 7 років тому +8

      George Ushakov you sound like tf2's soldier

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 6 років тому +1

      eh it was a general start of all state announcements in soviet union....

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 5 років тому

      Hey, you sre fucking right! That IS совинформбюро background tune, used for every official announcement!

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 5 років тому

      @@overlyadequate9447 Nazis were socialist, too. Kind of commies, I mean.

  • @revictwicaksono6388
    @revictwicaksono6388 4 роки тому +2349

    “The Apocalypse is rescheduled”
    2020: YO WAZZAAP

    • @bongobongo3661
      @bongobongo3661 4 роки тому +11

      False alarm

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 4 роки тому +19

      Bongo Bongo Coronavirus is gonna kill us all fam

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 роки тому +8

      false alarm again

    • @youreawizardhagrid
      @youreawizardhagrid 4 роки тому +6

      Getting a little more accurate

    • @cykablyat5611
      @cykablyat5611 4 роки тому +17

      @@THESIXTHEGG lol hiv and aids is more lethal than corona virus its just highly contagous

  • @KONATI
    @KONATI 7 років тому +438

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." Nice.

    • @AndyxXx21
      @AndyxXx21 7 років тому +19

      are you blind

    • @xcool233
      @xcool233 7 років тому +1

      Francisco A G Description

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 3 роки тому +41

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    *n i c e .*

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 7 років тому +2073

    this is great content.
    this is something that could be on tv.
    Edit: this is something that SHOULD be on tv. happy now?
    edit 2: Im happy that about 1800 people agree with me

    • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
      @CertifiedHoodClassic0 7 років тому +49

      He deserves to be number 1 no doubt, but let's face it, people would rarther watch a Swedish guy scream at not-so scary games......

    • @thomasjin1415
      @thomasjin1415 7 років тому +46

      pewds doesnt do that anymore -_-

    • @xcaderkilgard5300
      @xcaderkilgard5300 7 років тому +27

      Preston Garvey Lemmino is also Swedish, 3rd best youtuber there, but PewDiePie and Avicci aren't in Sweden anymore so that makes Lemmino the #1 100% Swedish youtuber

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 років тому +22

      Preston Garvey i mean, you cant compare pewdiepie with lemmino.
      their content are completly different

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 років тому +11

      Preston Garvey also my point in this comment is that this content is good that it could be in channels like national geography or discovery

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 7 років тому +1607

    THE ASTEROID HIT DENMARK HAHAHAHAGHA

    • @crossfire669_5
      @crossfire669_5 6 років тому +37

      Sealdrop yeah fuck Vikings

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 років тому +82

      I hate to love the fact that everyone hates on Denmark and the Dutch...

    • @hermanstromberg9007
      @hermanstromberg9007 6 років тому +6

      Sealdrop it hit Skåne bruv

    • @oliver8599
      @oliver8599 6 років тому +89

      fuck u guys, this is cyber bullying

    • @BasicallySalad
      @BasicallySalad 6 років тому +21

      despacito

  • @LEMMiNO
    @LEMMiNO  7 років тому +18801

    [Credits, References, and More]
    www.lemmi.no/p/grazed-by-the-apocalypse

    • @plumby7685
      @plumby7685 7 років тому +587

      you should pin this comment because it's really far down

    • @gyly2405
      @gyly2405 7 років тому +113

      LEMMiNO might wanna pin this one so people can see it :)

    • @jayjaycornell269
      @jayjaycornell269 7 років тому +11

      LEMMiNO dtask677?

    • @yrovander
      @yrovander 7 років тому +70

      hey did you know that Stanislov Petrov stated later after learning more about American tactics, he would have believed it was a real attack and passed on the info

    • @maxrevs24
      @maxrevs24 7 років тому +16

      Its a fake account that telling you dtask677.

  • @olireid7577
    @olireid7577 3 роки тому +7

    Man I always come back to lemmino every so often, but mostly this one. His complex and entertaining docs are fucking awesome and 100% surpass half the shit on Netflix, like this video is 3 years old and is still better than stuff coming out as of late. It's so weird growing with this guy's channel, it went from the early days of memes to legitimate master pieces.

  • @anindecisiveweeb8185
    @anindecisiveweeb8185 5 років тому +160

    Humanity: Just barely scrapping by, one fuckup at a time

    • @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244
      @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244 4 роки тому

      Humanity is the student who always gets told if he keeps it up, he'll fail, but he scrapes by with exactly a 60 in each class and graduates💀

  • @Balpindo
    @Balpindo 4 роки тому +3908

    Scientist : "If the meteor would hit a city it would be gone"
    *R e A l L y ? *

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 роки тому +333

      I mean, honestly, how could you respond to that? It's a really humbling fact. I honestly don't know how I would respond if I were in his situation except with silence.

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 4 роки тому +67

      I think of it more in the way "This massive amount of people would die", and it being much more serious than one would expect, but it's still stupid to not expect a high number for NYC.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao a 10km asteroid can kill everyone

    • @veratisium
      @veratisium 3 роки тому +51

      @@haiku029 The meteor the guy talked about in front of the congressmen is 200 meters wide, a 10km would wipe the planet, I am not stating facts or have done any research but my thesis is it might chip a piece of the earth.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 роки тому +2

      @@veratisium fr

  • @v-fire1463
    @v-fire1463 7 років тому +2689

    People in the comments are talking about apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

    • @jackathy
      @jackathy 7 років тому +3

      Varun Muttur Yea, because there felling sad because there creating an apocalypse...stupidity

    • @451asians
      @451asians 7 років тому +128

      the joke
      your head

    • @bruhmomentmaker4979
      @bruhmomentmaker4979 7 років тому +16

      Varun Muttur budum-tish

    • @articcenturion8387
      @articcenturion8387 7 років тому +41

      Ow. Hmm, its bright today. Hey. it's getting brighter.

    • @TommyCubed
      @TommyCubed 7 років тому +6

      Artic Centurion Its getting hotter?!?

  • @adeactivated
    @adeactivated 3 роки тому +32

    That 4th safety wire on that bomb:
    “Wouldn’t it be funny if I were to scare literally everyone in America?”

  • @SponkBoo
    @SponkBoo 5 років тому +855

    Anything: *happens*
    US Military: *damn Soviets.*

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 5 років тому +32

      “It’s the communists”- US military when anything happens

    • @d4rkm4tt3r4
      @d4rkm4tt3r4 4 роки тому +6

      Those damn commies

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 роки тому +13

      The soviets when america does anything: *I'm to busy starving to care*

    • @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559
      @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 4 роки тому +10

      @@mlgtakeo4065 very original.

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 роки тому +6

      @@Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 its true though

  • @ThatOneArabianGuy
    @ThatOneArabianGuy 7 років тому +109

    best description ever and also I feel you're underrated I really hope your channel grows

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 6 років тому +1982

    Guys I think I'm scared

    • @KurtisFetter
      @KurtisFetter 6 років тому +5

      Blizzic spoked 🧟‍♂️

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 років тому +21

      Why? It’s already happened, and always were beyond your control, fear does nothing

    • @Skyriths
      @Skyriths 6 років тому +55

      The Looinrims It's uncontrollable, i hate when people just say "sadness is useless, stop doing it" It's such bullshit

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 років тому +2

      Skyrith except that whole part where I’m correct, it doesn’t make it easy, and coming to terms with inevitability or lack of involvement makes it easier to ignore
      I hate people that wallow in their pity and just disagree with people offering solutions, such bullshit

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 років тому

      Skyrith someone is rather upset at a UA-cam comment, you probably should learn to control your emotions more

  • @SagaciousTv
    @SagaciousTv 3 роки тому +46

    This man has to have the most captivating videos on UA-cam. Once you find him you’re hooked. Unbelievably professional

  • @Theres_No_PlanetB
    @Theres_No_PlanetB 5 років тому +221

    "was correct by the fact that your breathing right now" lol

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 5 років тому +401

    8:07
    -Hey there's a russian sub beneath us
    -Try to contact them
    -How?
    -Let's drop some depth charges! Thats very friendly!

    • @spartan1503
      @spartan1503 5 років тому +10

      It was a low depth charge not really dangerous to a submarine but if the sub close enough to the depth charge it's easy to assume it's a attack

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 років тому +38

      The guys were submerged and didn't receive the orders from Moscow telling them that American destroyers would use practice depth charges and grenades to tell the sub "alright, we found you, just get the fuck back up now" so it was right for them to assume they were using grenades to enhance sonar readings and then were using full size depth charges to take them out.

    • @kanaserwisowy7166
      @kanaserwisowy7166 5 років тому +11

      Well... you got any better ideas?

    • @carson.4612
      @carson.4612 4 роки тому +6

      Nah let’s have one of our loyal lads get the diving gear and start knocking on the commies’ door, that’ll do it.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 роки тому +5

      @@carson.4612 Imagine if they did that and some poor schmuck in that sub actualy opened door to see who is knocking :-D

  • @Calvinatorzcraft
    @Calvinatorzcraft 7 років тому +662

    *small explosion goes off above water*
    Submarine captain: LAUNCH THE NUKES

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 років тому +81

      in 2050:
      *kid throws plastic duck into sea*
      USSR Submarines: We have detected a level 10 threat, prepare ze nukes!!

    • @ksmi9109
      @ksmi9109 6 років тому +42

      Year 3050:
      THE WINDS BLOW TOWARDS THE CAPITOL! DEPLOY THE WORLD SHATTERER!

    • @deeman2200
      @deeman2200 6 років тому +33

      In 4050: hmm this looks like lonely planet, wonder what happened

    • @unclubbableplus
      @unclubbableplus 6 років тому +54

      6050:
      God: Huh, it was here before, but now it's not.
      God's Science Teacher: Sure... You get an F.

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 6 років тому +12

      If this about the soviet sub let me explain it more the sub was underwater for 3 days the internal temp was 113f they had no communcations and the us fleet of 23 screeing ships and a few more heavy ships were directly over head just dropping depth charges as a screening tactic they didnt know the sub was there and the captian thought it was war he thought america learned they were there and were purposly trying to sink them the captian and second command then decided if they were going to be sunk they would destroy every ship sinking them with the nuclear weapon on board but for no reason what so ever execpt luck the flotilla commander of the alantic fleet for ussr was on board and denied the use out right and he talked them into surfacing and surrendering instead cause if the captain was wrong the world would die

  • @joshdreams2343
    @joshdreams2343 2 роки тому +9

    Lemmino is one of the BEST creators of our time and I appreciate the fact that I’m alive to witness this.

  • @itsTechni
    @itsTechni 5 років тому +461

    This channel has the greatest content to watch while Vsauce is silent.

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 7 років тому +785

    Vault-Tech : prepare for the future!

    • @CaseSet236
      @CaseSet236 7 років тому +33

      Pulowski nuclear protection on a budget

    • @sqweed653
      @sqweed653 7 років тому +17

      I'm gonna spend all my money on blast radius board games.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 років тому +19

      Synth Curie Actually, it's "vault-tec"

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 років тому +15

      Synth Curie
      It's Vault-Tec ya dam stupid synth, not Vault-Tech.

    • @zackatwood2867
      @zackatwood2867 7 років тому +1

      That's why I have the real shit: a good overpressured cabin 4x4, a gas mask, plenty of filters, mopp gear, duct tape, and iodine tablets for 120days. (but no guns because even though I'm a desert-dweller us Californians hate guns)

  • @nexus8407
    @nexus8407 3 роки тому +22

    "It's truly a miracle we have come as far as we have"

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 4 роки тому +483

    So what I’m getting is that America just really didn’t like Russia.

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker 4 роки тому +100

      Quoth Carl Sagan "Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline. And there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has 9,000 matches. The other has 7,000 matches. Each of them is concerned about who’s ahead, who’s stronger. Well, that's the kind of situation we are actually in."

    • @mrbioshock783
      @mrbioshock783 4 роки тому +57

      @@wallyhackenslacker dick measuring contest on a new lvl

    • @i_forget
      @i_forget 4 роки тому +5

      @@wallyhackenslacker you could even say "one party had 2 matches while the other party had 1" to the same effect

    • @rhettshanley8712
      @rhettshanley8712 4 роки тому +2

      Rasin not sure if your fucking joking or not because that’s simple 5th grade history

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 роки тому

      mikykr-5
      Well not anymore, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991.

  • @malikitbe9211
    @malikitbe9211 7 років тому +506

    Top 10 Facts: The Future
    Top 10 Facts: Extinction
    Top 10 Facts: Mutations

    • @stefanocampagna414
      @stefanocampagna414 7 років тому

      Malik ItBe III

    • @jormasenpai
      @jormasenpai 7 років тому +5

      Malik ItBe the future would be an interesting one xD

    • @V0L74GE_H4CK
      @V0L74GE_H4CK 6 років тому

      or as these facts are know when put together, evolution.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 років тому +1

      ur mom
      So true...

    • @noahn4336
      @noahn4336 6 років тому

      I mean mutations isn't completely insane. One mutation can be pretty small but a small mutation would get extremely confusing the fact that bioogists looks through Dna and see strips on different places. I fail biology cause of that so I gotta redo that again.

  • @s.v.o.579
    @s.v.o.579 3 роки тому +312

    "Mistaken the moon for a Soviet attack"
    Classic

    • @fenderman6127
      @fenderman6127 3 роки тому +14

      That happened to my buddy Eric once

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Aecor
      @Aecor 3 роки тому +4

      @@fenderman6127 ofc Eric has experienced everything

    • @vangogh2486
      @vangogh2486 2 роки тому +1

      Always blame the Soviet

  • @remarkablysquare3216
    @remarkablysquare3216 3 роки тому +3

    The outro of this video with End of The World playing gives me actual goosebumps. This has to be one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. You have made art with this video. Thank you.

  • @spudato961
    @spudato961 5 років тому +44

    "There may never ever be a man with as much power as Stanislav Petrov"- Aaron Lemos

  • @Max-xl5kx
    @Max-xl5kx 5 років тому +249

    "12% chance that CME will happen again in the next 10 years" cHriSt

    • @scardycat8355
      @scardycat8355 5 років тому +33

      That will be on my mind of the next 10 years now.

    • @sammysamosa1404
      @sammysamosa1404 5 років тому +26

      sk0sH because it wasn’t significant

    • @7214jq
      @7214jq 5 років тому +5

      SammySamosa it was significant weren’t u listening? He said it missed us

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 5 років тому

      OH YEAH!!!!!

    • @miguelmalvina5200
      @miguelmalvina5200 4 роки тому +1

      2020 lol

  • @CoverCode
    @CoverCode 7 років тому +267

    YES the best youtuber is back with a video

    • @completeandunabridged.4606
      @completeandunabridged.4606 7 років тому +3

      Worra Your profile pic looks familiar ;)

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 7 років тому +1

      +The World Is Logic
      What no PFFFF where could i get that from ''cough'' ''cough'' Lemminos skyrim video ''cough'' ''cough''

    • @Ilm-mu1zv
      @Ilm-mu1zv 7 років тому +1

      couch?

    • @mognr1
      @mognr1 7 років тому +3

      Worra cough*

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 7 років тому

      +Raastis - Highlithts Thx :,D

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 3 роки тому +82

    “Hey! Only we are allowed to do that!” should be part of the USA national anthem

  • @spectrum3349
    @spectrum3349 7 років тому +67

    "Lemmino... haven't heard that name in years."