Heavy's new phone
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2014
- And the soldier teaches us not to be distracted ... or else teh whales will die
Twitter - / antoine_delak
MUSIC USED :
Walter Wanderley - Rain Forest (23:40)
Tekken Blood Vengeance OST - Highway Battle
The Chainsmokers -#SELFIE
Chamillionaire - Ridin'
SECRET HEAVY SEXY DANCE : • Teh Heavy Dance
Also that save teh whales thing is from Nathan Vetterlein's video right here : • (please) Save teh whal...
See you in another 2000 years for my next video. xoxo - Фільми й анімація
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"Scout Is Dead! *likes* I like Dis"
-Heavy 2014
+Kyle Rux u are ugly!
+Kyle Rux GET A JOB
+Ey *Drives passes you with a death stare*
+856Lavalamp Luigi used death stare
Xavier JD it's super effective.
2014: The scout is dead!
2019: The heavy is dead!
*presses like button*
I like this
*presses like button*
I like this
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 YES BROTHER
@@louiswright8282 You know i tried to make the chain?
@@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 oh. Sorry
0:27 looks like an early Fallout game.
Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
nah, fallout 2 had better facial animations than that. now, if you want bad facial animation, try fallout 4.
@@attackbrains2095 He wasn't saying it was bad.
Doc Mitch in the beginning be like:
My recommendations have been so wierd lately
I like it
You and me both man. But here is the thing i watched this video a few years back , and i do not regret being recommended to me
Same
Lol ikr
I can agree
0:12
That demoman was just perfect
Jolo someone make that a taunt and submit it to the workshop XD
Botbulb Channel why don't you do it yourself instead of asking it
Exotic F**king Butters because I lack the necessary skills and suck at learning
Fnaf fan boi
It’s a modded taunt now
teenage girls with phones in a nutshell
G33KN3rd
Guys,I think I found the best comment!
Right here!
Thanks G33NK3rd!
You accurately described today's modern society...
If only I was like the other girls my age...I'm opposite the female stereotype.
Victoria L. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Victoria L. Your male?
Biologically speaking, no.
The Demo-man's "KA-bewm" & the Heavy's whispered "alright" are absolute gold.
God dam it heavy stop playing with ur little toys and fight like a man, now get to the cart that is an order!
0:41 i love how Soldier is just so done that he can’t do anything but stare at Heavy
I love that his pose looks like he wants to kill him but hes too much resigned for it. But he did this anyway later
0:39 that is the most accurate facial expression I've seen for anyone taking a selfie
+Xartes the last one? me too
Warfu yup, that one of him doing that face of just waking up after a coma, much like 90% of all selfies.
Warfu A.W.P OPEN UP!
have you caught the Miami Mutilator yet?
Manny Pardo 0:58*
this is one of the most perfect gmod videos i've ever seen
+Myles Hoglund Don't forget Team Fabulous 2.
+The Raving Husky RIP Kitty...
I really wish the song part was longer... like some troll engineer teleporting people to obscure spot, and maybe medic not healing people who're burning alive... and so on
This is Source Film Maker.
666 Likes
Am I the only one who thinks the remix with heavy’s voice of “Let Me Take a Selfie” better than the original
0:40 I wish that strut was a taunt so bad
press 5 for heavy's bad ass walk
press 4 u ment
press 1 for finding john roblox commenting on tf2 sfm, very cool
Pretty badass indeed
5
"Please save the whales by not smoking cigarettes anymore or I will call 911 on you."
SHUT UP
spy:ShAt up
@@hayamhashim1828 SCOUT DOWN
@@JohnsonSteel SCOUT IS DEAD! I LIKE THIS
@@accent1666 GRRRR Wheres Heavy?
2014:Scout Is Dead
2019: *HEAVY IS DEAD*
i like how heavy stands like an impatient mother when using his fone
0:18 Someone make this a kill taunt.
I know right
No
Distant scream included?
Charles E. Of course
It kills by making your character shoot their eyes out.
Dat selfie scene :DD
This is such a time capsule.
Holy shit-- this is actually my childhood-- I remember watching this when I was 8! Back then I didn't play TF2 I stumbled across SFMs and this is one of them.
I was 14 when i seen this and 13 when It was uploaded
How tf was this your childhood when you are 12 or 13 now lol, it's not over yet
@@laatma985 well personally for me im 18 now. An adult in my state.
@@laatma985 13 is the bitter end of childhood
Saw it back in 2015, when I was 19.
goddamn selfies...
Y Halo Thar!
Tuck Chesta
Microsoft: And Now we introduce *halo theme* Halo Thar!
7 years later
If only the Saxxy awards excepted gmod creations...
this would probably be best comedy or short
I hope so
***** No. I know it sure looks like SFM, but it's GMOD.
***** Well, not really. But it definitely looks like GMOD.
HEhEHEH
gO tO tRuThCoNtEStCom< rEAd The PREsent
0:17 - 0:20 that part kills me every time
It kills soldier too.
0:31 - 0:34 when your parents ask you to do something after you just got comfortable
0:50 that dance should be a taunt mod
or a skin for the sandvich for it to look like a phone and the taunt replaces eating
it should lol
Demoman: hey soldier... ka boom
Soldier:what? (dead)
Eric Kendrick ...alright...
Eric Kendrick but first! let me take a selfie!
Ibrahim Ahmad Al'ashim (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BOOM!!
Get a job
(Luigi driving)
0:38
1. The clipping of the beard and heavy's lower jaw
2. Heavy looks like Bearded Expense
I love how soldier is animated in this.
PLEASE! SAVE! THE! WHALES! ByNotSmokingCigarettesOrElseIWillCall911OnYou
+Ray Bencivengo lel
oh you watched the video too
fack you
shut the fuck up
"fires a gun at you" SHUT UP!
Medic (On the phone): You are UGLY! (Hangs up)
Dr. Peppic I called him.
HE IS STOPPIT
I think he called him Fugly
This is me, I called "ugly" to the girl who believes that she's pretty
You are UGLY!
Imagine your friend calls you as you bleed out, only for them to call you ugly and immediately hang up
0:18 - 0:21 made me laugh especially with the scream when the tiny scream came in then soldier screamed all distorted and turned into blood particles
Ka boom....
@@proganerxdave6720 *yes*
Same.
It’s so random.
0:52
Heavy: *Gamers minding their own business*
Soldier: *Media*
Heavy: scp sl hackers
Soldier: server admins
I'd like to see a full video of heavy dancing/singing to the selfie song.
masonjam ua-cam.com/video/CiyWZyxY_Sc/v-deo.html&src_vid=2CtUUaWi5Kc&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_1975183363
Antoine Delak lol
Antoine Delak wrong song
Yea
masonjam 2014 in a nutshell
Imagine if this was the very first video aliens saw about Earth...
Aliens won't invade us anymore!
Lets destroy the Earth! But first, lets take a selfie.
If this were the first video aliens saw about Earth... they'd be terrified to meet the abominations that are the TF2 mercenaries in person.
Douglas Cartee
... with their overused voice overs, and constant muscle spasms... IT'S TERRIFYING!
us "aliens" have seen your video and we fear deeply for humanity
0:35 heavy: but first let me take a selfie
Therapist: Dickoman doesn't exsit, he can't hurt you
Dickoman: 0:19
*KA* bhoom
0:21 wat?
the new tf2 freak
@@hunteralbert5907 not the only way he's gonna ka boom
@@juicedrinkingknight8207 oy vey
*answers ringing phone*
-You're ugly!
EMOTIONAL CRIT
0:18 demo man has broke rule 34
It's just a magic trick
You can't break rule 34... it is a simple rule but quite unbreakable
Ka-boom
soldiers face tho xdddd
KAH
bo
0:19 - 0:21 I found this part as its own clip on discord once. Glad I found the full video.
"hey soldier"
"Wha-"
"Ka-Boo!"
"WHA-"
"BANG"
Wow, this vid made me learn a valuable lesson:.......... We must save whales! :3
C:
That Gray Cartoon Pony If this post gets 200 likes, you will upload a trailer for your next video!!
0:52 when I make an A+ on a exam I didn't study on
0:54 you realize its a A+ on disease
But then you realize it isn't your test.
0:53
You failed The next text
0:59 when you hear them say you were cheating on the test to the teacher
1:13 it was at that moment, medic broke up with heavy
TF2 facebook be like:
Blu medic:
Scout is dead!
[picture of scout being ded]
[comment section]
Heavy WeaponsGuy:
NOT BIG SURPRISE!
Best SFM of 2014.
it's not sfm, it's gmod.
Snaipar S How is this not SFM? When'd they update GMod? /s
+EvilNinjadude They didn't change gmod. Antoine just got one heck of a computer and maxed out the graphics so it looks great. He's also a amazing animator, so the animation is usually very smooth.
what Stikenir said
DIDN'T YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT HIS ANIMATIONS ARE SO DAMN SMOOTH THAT WE EVEN THINK IT IS SFM???
Heavy: **Answers phone**
Medic: YOU ARE UGLY! **Hangs up**
Heavy: :c
OMG WE SAW THE SAME VIDEO
woah, its almost like we watched the exact same video O.o
*insert sarcasm here*
BLU scout *inserts sarcasm* OUO *hits play* O30 *watches sarcasm*
(In spy voice) Hey scout shake your scooty booty and I will let you SEDUCE ME!
BLU scout
Demoman lied when he said he was a black Scottish cyclops, now I see his other eye underneath that eyepatch
0:50 haha Valve didn't think we'd find out that Demoman model has two eyes. lol
Between Heavy and Luigi, this video really captures that 2014 essence.
Haha! Brilliant :D
How does this have no replies
+ShipShipMaya i dunno
Hey
Haha the France
The Demoman at 00:16 really had me laughing.
Same here. Kept replaying it.
Meh tu XD
Me too
Jumbo Jimbo Plays Games some one needs to put it on the taunt workshop
***** What? *explodes*
"Where's heavy?"
engineer shot him
1:00 Luigi is so badass, even his wheels are frozen of fear
I thought that was the thing that attracted Eltoro64Rus to this video, since he includes a Luigi in all of his videos.
Demo: Hey,Soldier.
Soldier: Wat?
Demo: Ka--- boo.
***** AHHHHHHHRRRRR!
#BestDeathSound2014
Goddammit Heavy.
Stop playing with your little toys, and fight like a man!
GET A JOB (I ALSO HATE THE SELFIES)
0:40 my new background desktop picture
@@Ammed31dqs what
@@Ammed31dqs i agree it is beautiful
Mine is 0:34
@@juicedrinkingknight8207 Mine is that Spy at left
sometimes i forget 7 years ago is no longer 2011
*OH GOD THE SELFIE HEAVY SONG! MY EYES.*
Cant stop rewatching it
Then soldier got kicked for team killing
YOU STOLE MY THUNDER! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT! DAMN IT!
friendly fire isn't gonna kick you that isn't hscking why everyone such an idiots
nah man it was the sniper's gun
I saw that once and it was hilarious
And thinking he's a sniper in front of a sniper
I watch this video when I was nine and it been plaguing me ever since.
And now it's my favorite video game.
Tf2 canonically takes place in 1968, heavy is either a time traveller. Or the australium (makes people smarter and more powerful) made inventors turn a computer into a portable convenient device known as the Smart phone
I'm gonna say time traveler, considering the whole "Let Me Take A Selfie" song was made in the 2010s.
Heehehehe
Amazing video! :3
Ohaider.
Hi Eltorro O/
Omg I love your videos!!! :D
hi Elorro64Rus you r so good & so cool!!
Eltorro64rus and dr.face
0:17 kills me every time
Ka-bim
Me too!!! XD
KA-ᵇᵒᵒᵐ
Killed Soldier too
2019 , still TF2 lover
Once a tf2 lover, always a tf2 lover. Been i fan since i was 13. I am now 18 and its still one of my fav games of all time
I recently became a TF2 lover, I started playing the game in October and liked many TF2 videos since 2017. TF2 is awesome.
0:11 Me upvoting a suicide note post on reddit.
and medic was never to be seen ever again
0:21 That face is priceless XD
What
What?
What
What
What
Delak Newbies: *_tHe HeAvY iS dEaD!1!_*
Me, a Veteran: Hold my *_selfie._*
Before Heavy is dead, there was
Scout is dead.
ka
bewm
**distant scream**
What?
*_EXPLOSION INTENSIFIES_*
AAAAAA-
goddammit heavy! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLE TOYS AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
now get to the cart! that is an order!
*alright* but first let me take a selfie
that is pretty much how i see todays youth
"Today's youth"
Who the fuck are you? I bet you're not over 25
SirDerpingston thats right, im one of them.
SELFIE!
Ultra Window I Like this!
0:36 nobody:
my mom:
Your mom is nobody?
@@tappajaav lowkey forgot about this video
@@player70477 That's to be expected in 4 years
I remember showing this to my grandmother a few years back when this was popular.
demoman's new weapon. The crotch of death
I LIKE DIS
New taunt idea: I like eet!
Ka-boom.
you write Demopan wrong
Hugs!!
Nobody's going to comment on the Luigi death stare?
Chris Knapp I was just about to ask that
I was not.
Well i did it
But after 2 years...
Well no much diffrence
I did, almost 4 years ago actually
CorazonFeathers yeah
I completely forgot I watched this already.
This should've been on the Chainsmoker's music video.
I haven't laughed this hard at a gmod video in a while! I fucking love this so much
dey see me rollin. But wheels aren't turning
I can't belive this video is now 5 years old..
Looking back this video is such a relic of the past I love it 😭👍
0:51
There's Heavy having A Stroke
ikr XD
0:18 XDDD i just can't breathe at that part oh gosh!
I know the feeling. I can't stop laughing.
Neither can I xD
Anister Blaze Thank you! God bless your humorous and ingenious soul!
Brightmanethepony To be honest, i'd shit my pants if the Demoman pulled his head trough his crotch, so no. The Ka-Bum sound however might be better
***** imgflip.com/gif/9y3f2
Done.
0:31 who want shadows on face and more realistic thingies? me !
Heavy: "Ok boomer"
Pls
Save da whales.
OR WHAT?
+Kakashi Hatake I'll call 911 on you
+Kakashi Hatake I'll call the army on you
+Kakashi Hatake they'll become extinct. Don't ya care bout' da whales?
+Jacob Chang but they die anyways due to naval warfare. and there is NOTHING you can do about that. N O T H I N G. I'm sorry, but I don't really care either because its pointless to care in my opinion.
luigi death stare made it go from brilliant to perfect :'3
Please save the whales by not smoking cigarettes anymore or I’ll call 911 on you.
0:16 i have spent more years thinking about this single scene than i am willing to admit.
1:00 nobody noticed luigis wheels arent moving
PS86 Productions holy shit you're right!
I did
I do
Gmod can only do so much
I swear to god I noticed that right before I read this comment
0:51
Entire dance there, SO needs to be a looping gif! xD
And it was so. puu.sh/9o7ie/11fab7c538.gif
DasBoSchitt Totally not stealing your looping GIF to Garry's Mod artwork on Steam.
Pop it don't drop it
Yas
Why do i love this video so much
Its an old video that i watched sometime ago , maybe a few years ago. It made my day and brought a smile to my face. Its a masterpiece . Especially the " Shoots friendly in the face" GET A JOB " part.
0:34 me when i get market gardenered in way that should not be possible, trick stabed, my stuff being reflected in ways that should not be, i think we can all relate to this
0:52 what i do when i do what i just typed above
weiner shnitzel 0:54 What i do to people that do the same thing that you do when people do what you just typed above do.
Arvid Askendal 0:59 What I do when you do what you do to people that do the same thing that he/she does when people do what he/she just typed above.
My last comment , 1:13
0:54 what i do to all of you lol
Fight like a real man they said.
Get a job they said.
Well I......
Failed both.
But first let me take a selfie !
This was humor back in the days...
In my medical opinion that heavy is dead
00:59 FEAR ME!
nope
Yeah no. I fear a Black Prince even more. All dat frontal armor and it gets the same br as a tiger 1....(in case ur scratching ur head, its a War Thunder thing)
Worvern Scar lol k
Worvern Scar k. 😂😂
+Officer UNIT 97 ...................
This is probably the least sexual video you've ever made.
It's like a historical landmark on the emerging history of selfies... Simpler times
Omg I never realized all these good animations were made by you