Why Engineers Shouldn't Defend

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  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce 5 років тому +3500

    I don't know why Engie's cobbled together "come at me bro" makes me laugh everytime I hear it, but it does

    • @VaresSparda
      @VaresSparda 4 роки тому +51

      It's called bad humour and I have it too.

    • @Fail-harold
      @Fail-harold 4 роки тому +41

      *COME AT ME* b r o

    • @xkatttt
      @xkatttt 4 роки тому +5

      Kitty Bucher Same

    • @thenutbutton9270
      @thenutbutton9270 4 роки тому +18

      The "bro" sort of sounds like a voice crack 😂

    • @AnOriginalBreakfast
      @AnOriginalBreakfast 4 роки тому +15

      my favorite is just “SUCK MY BALLS, DOC”

  • @niafuckingdies752
    @niafuckingdies752 5 років тому +5085

    A yes, the famous BLU team:
    -Severely traumatized medic
    -Heavy that defends his hat like if it was his son
    -I feel très bon!
    -Engie

    • @he3004
      @he3004 5 років тому +118

      And im the red pyro

    • @niafuckingdies752
      @niafuckingdies752 5 років тому +133

      So your ping is so high that It can’t be represented by the current known numbers?

    • @he3004
      @he3004 5 років тому +95

      @@niafuckingdies752 I had a game where someone in the opposite team said: someone in the blu team has so much ping i barely hit him, and rest of the team agreed.

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 5 років тому +32

      Pootarus hat
      Lé Spai
      Sputnik medork
      The engineer

    • @niafuckingdies752
      @niafuckingdies752 5 років тому +6

      Lochrine -8 This is better than mine

  • @Diz_Y
    @Diz_Y 3 роки тому +1125

    Funny trick: Play the voice command: "Packin' Up!" and don't pack up your sentry. Pack up your teleporter.

  • @natalie6811
    @natalie6811 4 роки тому +1252

    Sniper: “I fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”

    • @mrgamer-tz5dp
      @mrgamer-tz5dp 4 роки тому +40

      A believe that is a portal 2 reference

    • @yellojared
      @yellojared 4 роки тому +87

      Still ejects shell casing

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 роки тому +36

      Yellojared Animations the casing was in a casing.

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 роки тому +3

      The barrel just expands in width as the casing goes through with the bullet

    • @mindlesselectron3756
      @mindlesselectron3756 4 роки тому +6

      The bullet has 2 casings

  • @3van660
    @3van660 6 років тому +3265

    Defend or I promise you pain without end.
    Nope.
    pLEz?
    Alrighty then

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 5 років тому +1795

    4:39 admit it, when you played competitive this happened at least ONCE in your life. either you were one of the scouts or were the lonely soul having to fight off these monsters.

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 5 років тому +101

      Competitive? What's that?

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 5 років тому +103

      I'm unfamiliar with that term. You mean casual, right?

    • @Mr.Buck3t
      @Mr.Buck3t 5 років тому +48

      4:47
      *pfft*

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 5 років тому +24

      Never played it though. Checkmate.

    • @tf2bluespy275
      @tf2bluespy275 5 років тому +1

      you should defend to big smoke

  • @HotDef
    @HotDef 9 років тому +538

    "Defend, or I promise you: PAIN WITHOUT END."
    "Nope."
    "Please?"
    "ALRIGHTY THEN"

  • @kpete2353
    @kpete2353 4 роки тому +1319

    This video is literally just the life of an intermediate level engineer player: make good gear, do nothing, the move it up to make it useful and then fucing die.

  • @ollie9646
    @ollie9646 4 роки тому +1498

    I still find Heavy funny to this day no matter what's going on
    3:05

  • @SkullyMcFarqFace
    @SkullyMcFarqFace 5 років тому +939

    3:05 This'll always be my one of my favorite GMod animation gags

  • @edf203
    @edf203 8 років тому +790

    0:50 This guy's such a good sniper, he figured out how to shoot not only the bullet, but also the casing, powder, and the untouched primer.

    • @edf203
      @edf203 8 років тому +81

      0:57 now where the hell did that come from lol

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 років тому +8

      +edf203 magic

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 років тому +53

      That's 65% more bullet!

    • @thefancyllama4657
      @thefancyllama4657 8 років тому +30

      Not to mention when he reloaded the casing fell out

    • @saka6347
      @saka6347 7 років тому +35

      "after nine years of development..."

  • @BaldMartin1Fan
    @BaldMartin1Fan 2 роки тому +193

    4:16
    I cant express in words how true this is. I cant even count the amount of times I was holding down a point and nothing happening for 5 minutes, only to move my stuff and get mobbed by half the other teams scouts. Life of an Engi main

    • @MCToons918
      @MCToons918 2 роки тому +16

      People don't appericate us bud. But we keep on building anyways.

    • @DainKeith
      @DainKeith Рік тому

      Yep.

  • @ericajoy3715
    @ericajoy3715 5 років тому +3299

    how to be medic pro:
    1.MEM
    2.MEM
    3.MEM
    4.MEM

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 5 років тому +1263

    "This point is mine!"
    *Gets shot by Sniper*
    "It's a trap"

  • @cobblestonetower6323
    @cobblestonetower6323 5 років тому +764

    3:06 me trying to avoid snipers as heavy

    • @nihao20
      @nihao20 5 років тому +18

      me as a sniper dodging others while firing at things like walls

    • @ed_loggames8355
      @ed_loggames8355 4 роки тому +1

      Mateo Oletos Exactly bro

    • @ispman441
      @ispman441 4 роки тому

      LOL me when I boot up tf2

    • @ispman441
      @ispman441 4 роки тому

      Me when I install HL3

    • @childoftheunderworld1045
      @childoftheunderworld1045 4 роки тому

      My pc when im downloading a game

  • @atomixteel243
    @atomixteel243 4 роки тому +643

    Fun fact: The Hitman's Heatmaker actually shrinks heads

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 роки тому +22

      They all do

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 роки тому +112

      All decapitation in tf2 is just super shrinking the model's head while spawning a head gib to give the illusion

    • @sadeggman521
      @sadeggman521 3 роки тому +5

      All snipers do

    • @TTTTacu
      @TTTTacu 3 роки тому +12

      And apparently it fires the whole round...

    • @markw7826
      @markw7826 3 роки тому +3

      Heads will shrink

  • @Jaminhawk
    @Jaminhawk 9 років тому +816

    At 0:47, the Sniper fires the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 9 років тому +10

      +Leo Tenkaiachi No, a reference.

    • @Lray2305
      @Lray2305 9 років тому +4

      Hi there Cave

    • @swagmaster9eleven
      @swagmaster9eleven 9 років тому +21

      Cave Johnson, we're done here.

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 9 років тому

      ***** But that's a good reason why not to fire the whole bullet!

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 9 років тому +5

      colonel24567 Double Case Bullets! Their used for incase you miss with the first shot, you still have a back up primer and charge to take a second shot! But of course you need to retrieve the round, reload, return to your firing position, and take aim again. By then your target will most likely have moved or killed you so you don't see them all that much.

  • @quintessenceoflife7870
    @quintessenceoflife7870 5 років тому +1352

    0:36 what everyone sees before they die

  • @trentthegoat3793
    @trentthegoat3793 5 років тому +1784

    Everyone- "Ok, 65% more bullet per bullet"
    Sniper- *Ejects casing*
    Everyone- "why are we still here?
    Just to suffer?"

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 5 років тому +62

      I'm more concerned that sniper was charging a body shot what with how long it was taking for that second shot...

    • @scottycz4918
      @scottycz4918 4 роки тому +5

      What?

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 4 роки тому +8

      @@scottycz4918 I was making fun of snipers who charge body shots so they don't have to bother getting the headshot.

    • @thatcarguy1357
      @thatcarguy1357 4 роки тому +7

      VictorTheBrit thank you for speaking my mind

    • @delimiter2886
      @delimiter2886 4 роки тому +16

      Imagine what the case would look like, that fired this "bullet"

  • @carolynchurch4642
    @carolynchurch4642 4 роки тому +405

    Medic on youtube: a living instrument of death.
    Medic in game: living instrument of getting killed.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 4 роки тому +25

      A good medic understands survivability and doesn't do stupid things like popping Uber too early or following a single player into a train wreck when they could stick with the team and focus on keeping the average team health up, or trying to use a heavy as a push class. A good medic actually has some pretty good survivability. A bad medic shoves their medigun up a heavy's ass for the whole game.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 3 роки тому +5

      @Dispengineer Just keep at it. There's a lot to take into account, but the best advice I think I've ever gotten is 1. Don't attach yourself to a heavy. Spread healing to everyone. Your big russian boy can survive a few hits while you heal up other players from near death that can't. 2. Don't stack with other medics. It doesn't increase healing and just reduces the time both of you have to get uber, though definitely heal the medic. 3. Your beam is a LOT longer than you think. You don't have to be directly in the line of fire to heal someone. Stay back in safety and keep moving around. Your health is so much more important than theirs. Medic is the most important role. A good medic can carry a team, whether they realize it or not. And finally 4. It's better to pop early than late. Don't feel bad about popping uber to save yourself. You'll still be more effective alive with no uber than no uber and waiting for respawn.

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 3 роки тому +2

      @Dispengineer No problem. I absolutely recommend watching some of Array7's videos in medic survival. He really breaks down every mechanic that you should use to get better survivability and keep your team alive longer as well.

    • @abbitako
      @abbitako 3 роки тому +2

      Playing medic Is pretty easy. Heal people and dont die for free points

    • @carolynchurch4642
      @carolynchurch4642 3 роки тому

      @@abbitako I'm sorry but I think your brain died a few years ago. Reason for diagnosis: the fact that you said not getting killed as medic is easy.

  • @Trollocio
    @Trollocio 5 років тому +2021

    1:00
    Playing while your parents are watching Netflix

    • @sovietpootis8500
      @sovietpootis8500 5 років тому +60

      Ur Wifi is All to ur Parents Lol

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 5 років тому +46

      When you get only 32KB/s (or 256kbps) of internet.

    • @Fedor_Shtykov
      @Fedor_Shtykov 5 років тому +39

      It's about internet speed.

    • @funtagious1362
      @funtagious1362 5 років тому +39

      So true. It's fucking annoying. Especially when ur parents watch Netflix all day

    • @OctaviaaivatcO
      @OctaviaaivatcO 5 років тому +5

      Trollocio wifi wifi all your wifi belong to me

  • @FunkyTwoCats
    @FunkyTwoCats 8 років тому +244

    4:00 When you're too poor to buy rancho relaxo

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 4 роки тому

      Yes or any good taunt

    • @blackgoose87
      @blackgoose87 4 роки тому

      Cmon bro only costs like 20 ref on scrap.tf

    • @broddajanes6910
      @broddajanes6910 4 роки тому +2

      @@blackgoose87 *only* 20 ref lol.

  • @sophsfavvids
    @sophsfavvids 7 років тому +552

    3:36 that scream *LMAO*

  • @argwin
    @argwin 4 роки тому +175

    4:27 literally the best moment in animation history.

  • @TF2Scout_YT
    @TF2Scout_YT 6 років тому +148

    1:00 the sad thing about this part is that this is how TF2 Lag works....

  • @vergames384
    @vergames384 8 років тому +177

    i love how the scouts came flooding in like a pack of seaguls who have spotted a bag of chips on the beach XD

    • @nickolaszuliy184
      @nickolaszuliy184 7 років тому +5

      vergames i still get flashbacks of the seagulls taking my chips. So many guns ablazing, so many bystanders dead in the crossfire.

    • @gamer-vi8iq
      @gamer-vi8iq 7 років тому

      vergames LMAOOO

    • @mine_gaming_minecraft
      @mine_gaming_minecraft 7 років тому

      😂

  • @GoldfisH_
    @GoldfisH_ 5 років тому +112

    0:29 "i don't want that. Give me the ME-EM"

  • @sandisefer
    @sandisefer 4 роки тому +151

    How much ping do you have?
    The pyro: **Y E S**

    • @justsomeone8837
      @justsomeone8837 3 роки тому +2

      I think pyro ms is 99999999999999

    • @tails230
      @tails230 2 роки тому

      Pyro: ....Yea-... .. .. aah.. ... .. ea.. .. ah... .. ah.

  • @bassboosted8399
    @bassboosted8399 7 років тому +1206

    1:00 ping 9000

  • @thedank6849
    @thedank6849 7 років тому +729

    4:47 Best ragdoll moment

  • @TonyMacaroniyt
    @TonyMacaroniyt 7 років тому +377

    2:14 Should be an actual battle cry.

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 3 роки тому +75

    3:05 - after all these years, I still laugh my ass off on this one.

  • @RyanGotReal
    @RyanGotReal 5 років тому +529

    To be fair they literally just stayed at spawn and waited for Engineer. I would blame the rest of Blu for not moving out of spawn.

    • @stormalexandrioz4308
      @stormalexandrioz4308 5 років тому +17

      I think the spawn in this animation is like after life and when the next game begins they can leave.

    • @taluca8474
      @taluca8474 4 роки тому +8

      have you heard of the respawn timer?

    • @drabhat8031
      @drabhat8031 4 роки тому +4

      I think they are supposed to be simmultaneus

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 4 роки тому +2

      It seems when they die, they die for good. Other teams dead players also stayed in spawn.

    • @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875
      @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 4 роки тому

      Or the fact they all died rushing

  • @cedarmage2035
    @cedarmage2035 8 років тому +161

    I love how when the loose cannon's cannonball hits the spy, it doesn't even show it exploding, it just cuts to spy uneventfully soaring through the air and screaming in the funniest way possible.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 6 років тому +14

      I always imagined it never exploded, the force just sent the Spy careening into the sunset

  • @Guppyg53
    @Guppyg53 5 років тому +251

    1:03 that pyro is me trying to play on this garbage computer

  • @nomad2629
    @nomad2629 3 роки тому +57

    0:48 the sniper is so good that he doesn't shot the bullet he throws the bullet and casing so fast that it phases through the gun

    • @Crux___
      @Crux___ 3 роки тому +3

      "We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet"
      -Cave Johnson

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus 9 років тому +356

    I see that the sniper bought his gun at Aperture Science.

    • @CriticNo-lk6ku
      @CriticNo-lk6ku 9 років тому +1

      So give me a portal gun

    • @JeremyRichardsonFTW
      @JeremyRichardsonFTW 9 років тому +51

      ***** 65% more bullet per bullet.

    • @brockpeters1410
      @brockpeters1410 9 років тому +6

      ***** We sell Sniper Rifles too

    • @MultiBlueblanket
      @MultiBlueblanket 9 років тому +5

      ***** Hmm, do they shoot lemons that burn houses down? Or fire potatoes to be turned into cores?

    • @cellulanus
      @cellulanus 9 років тому +7

      Multiblue Blanket
      No, they fire the entire bullet for 60% more bullet per bullet.

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 8 років тому +1050

    It's been so long, and I still find it as one of the best Gmod videos so far.

  • @FlushedMoji
    @FlushedMoji 5 років тому +739

    Heavy: throws gun because he has no ammo
    Me : EXUSE ME WHAT IS THAT AMMO BELT USED FOR HUH

  • @ottok5477
    @ottok5477 3 роки тому +36

    4:55 I last watched this video around 5 - 6 years ago and the ending was, and still is hilarious. I was thinking why do I remember this part more than the others. I must've replayed it loads for it to get stuck in my head. This video is golden.

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 2 роки тому +1

      I still quote this videos ending with friends all the time

  • @Cassiepult
    @Cassiepult 8 років тому +732

    Did Sniper shoot.. I don't know.. the WHOLE bullet? That's, like, %60 more bullet!

  • @jtr5398
    @jtr5398 7 років тому +301

    2:17 waiting for you friends to show up at your party

  • @alconfalcon5478
    @alconfalcon5478 5 років тому +191

    5:12
    When the medic in your group is acting like a fool

    • @fatdaddychannel3539
      @fatdaddychannel3539 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @lead1173
      @lead1173 4 роки тому +1

      Buddy, this was 9 months ago, and you’re commenting on this person’s joke, and you’re calling them underaged because of it? This is just sad.

    • @kareemkiller3640
      @kareemkiller3640 4 роки тому +1

      "Vou must vear this (idk) Hat !"
      "Suck my Bones Doc."

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 роки тому

      What's a medic?

    • @fatdaddychannel3539
      @fatdaddychannel3539 4 роки тому

      @@lead1173 well im the one who comment one of the oldest comments

  • @GBomb9704
    @GBomb9704 2 роки тому +53

    0:14 This part always kills me.

  • @Comradist
    @Comradist 8 років тому +100

    oh my god, the fucking helicopter medic just got me in tears.

  • @sand123
    @sand123 7 років тому +162

    0:31
    *Hoovy revs up medic, medic goes full MeM power*

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 5 років тому +256

    1:00 when jose.gonzales2006 from Spain joins the server

  • @jazzy8369
    @jazzy8369 3 роки тому +22

    0:30 as a medic main i can confirm this is how our pockets get us to attack

  • @JillofTrades
    @JillofTrades 8 років тому +111

    4:30 for a moment there, the control point predicted the future.

    • @pancake7122
      @pancake7122 8 років тому +9

      I saw it! the blu point turned red for like 0.1 seconds

    • @GoEatATowel
      @GoEatATowel 8 років тому +3

      MaronaPossessed >fires entire cartridge
      >ejects empty casing

    • @wraithdino1217
      @wraithdino1217 8 років тому

      Go Eat A Towel BULLETCEPTION

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 7 років тому +1383

    0:30 why is spinging medic so funny

  • @milkchocolateboombox7845
    @milkchocolateboombox7845 6 років тому +141

    0:48 he fires the whole ass bullet, shell and all, then discharges the casing afterwards?

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 3 роки тому +25

    4:40 To be honest, with this Scout rush, even if Engie had a sentry placed, he still would've been murdered.

  • @YGMStuidos
    @YGMStuidos 6 років тому +35

    Man even years later this video still impresses me, like this is the first time i realized at 3:24 that the heavy's hat still has the bullet hole in it, outstanding stuff

  • @NoodlyBot
    @NoodlyBot 5 років тому +326

    Therapist: Don’t worry the spinning medic doesn’t exist
    0:37 spinning medic

  • @lorddeath2326
    @lorddeath2326 5 років тому +172

    3:05 my brain cells on my test be like

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 роки тому +2

      So bloody reletable

    • @leomomoeda10
      @leomomoeda10 4 роки тому +2

      Also my strategies in reality

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 10 місяців тому +1

      My *only* brain cell during my tests.

  • @rndmzr153
    @rndmzr153 4 роки тому +46

    1:00 mom- calls friend
    Our crappy internet-

    • @rd007
      @rd007 3 роки тому +1

      8000+ Latency ping

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +2

      You still on dial-up internet, mate?

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +110

    3:36 I find that scream so funny.

  • @OmarGarcia-zx2yl
    @OmarGarcia-zx2yl 5 років тому +152

    2:30 - 2:34 Is the best part
    THE MEDICS EYES ARE SO FUNNY

    • @zirarval
      @zirarval 4 роки тому +4

      @Ferbottom haha very funny

  • @LoganTEM
    @LoganTEM 4 роки тому +305

    4:39 everyone leaving school be like

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 4 роки тому

      HAHAHHA ACCURATE

    • @jonathanh.p1997
      @jonathanh.p1997 3 роки тому +6

      The teacher: 4:43

    • @silvertalon007
      @silvertalon007 3 роки тому +1

      More like Engie being that poor shmuck standing in the way of the incoming stampede.

  • @comradeopthomasthehedgehog
    @comradeopthomasthehedgehog 4 роки тому +39

    4:40-5:14 I’ve been laughing so hard that my lungs, throat, and stomach hurt! 😂🤣 Keep up the great work!

  • @AzurlotheBlue
    @AzurlotheBlue 7 років тому +90

    Spy getting hit by the loose cannon gets me everytime

  • @aridatina
    @aridatina 9 років тому +135

    Gmod my ass, this ain't Gmod, it's too good to be Gmod.

    • @aridatina
      @aridatina 9 років тому +20

      I was being sarcastic ... I know it's Gmod but what I meant with the comment was that this was really good made. :3

    • @bloodtimon190590
      @bloodtimon190590 9 років тому

      Docholcamap,

    • @aridatina
      @aridatina 9 років тому

      I know -_-

    • @duraburr9912
      @duraburr9912 9 років тому

      ikr

    • @ZodiacAttac
      @ZodiacAttac 9 років тому

      +Ari Does Gaming its sfm so its gmod models but animatedjust lettin' u know

  • @MetaDHedge28
    @MetaDHedge28 7 років тому +289

    "You must bear this hat of shame!"

    • @restplz
      @restplz 6 років тому +23

      I love how it's a gibus as well

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT 6 років тому +2

      Hat of shame muh

    • @potatochips7669
      @potatochips7669 6 років тому

      Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28 he said wear not bear.

    • @bruhchamp16593
      @bruhchamp16593 6 років тому

      Vat with ze aczents und stuff...

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 6 років тому

      @@lexsamreeth8724 i was gonna say that

  • @alucardfu2
    @alucardfu2 4 роки тому +24

    0:31 I was just about to leave, then I laughed and watched the full video 😂

  • @lawfulspoon4457
    @lawfulspoon4457 5 років тому +69

    "That's 65 percent more bullet, per bullet!"
    -Valve

  • @noexplorer8612
    @noexplorer8612 6 років тому +326

    0:32 1:49
    MeM-Copter Snort-Copter

    • @arandomguy9597
      @arandomguy9597 5 років тому +32

      Also yeeeeee copter 1:50

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 5 років тому

      thank you for your service

    • @ninjanate5014
      @ninjanate5014 4 роки тому +3

      U missed another MeM-copter at 1:48

    • @MrWaand
      @MrWaand 4 роки тому +4

      3:06 And the heavy-copter

  • @RyanGotReal
    @RyanGotReal 5 років тому +184

    "Engineer must defend!" aren't you literally Heavy?

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 4 роки тому +3

      Heavy can be the back bone of a push.

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 3 роки тому +5

      heavy is primarily a defense class though because of his slow speeds and high damage, it wouldn’t be ideal to push with a heavy , but there have been successful heavy pushes before. a better push would be a soldier because he can deal high amounts of splash damage.

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 3 роки тому +11

      @@anonymouscheesepie3768 Heavy isn’t really a defence class even if the game puts him in that category. He often is the spearhead of offensive pushes.

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 4 роки тому +131

    * playing MvM *
    Scout: misses $800
    Everyone: 4:57 - 5:11

    • @titicaca.
      @titicaca. 4 роки тому +13

      More like 4$

    • @thedumbass2943
      @thedumbass2943 4 роки тому +6

      *ah yes,scout is basically playing as engineer*

  • @DittoMaster6
    @DittoMaster6 8 років тому +294

    1:00
    Rare footage of me trying to play TF2 with lag.

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 років тому +9

      aka high ping.

    • @taha9406
      @taha9406 8 років тому +4

      weak signal struggles. :(

    • @solar5035
      @solar5035 8 років тому +10

      0:36
      When your girl says she is home alone and asks if you can come over.

    • @Jakoos11
      @Jakoos11 7 років тому +1

      DittoMaster6 XD

    • @thestandardprobloxian4118
      @thestandardprobloxian4118 7 років тому +1

      I hate rubberbanding.

  • @checkmate9099
    @checkmate9099 5 років тому +117

    0:36, imagine that as a slender fortress monster 0_0

    • @manticore8520
      @manticore8520 5 років тому +10

      *Freak Fortress

    • @lookat_thismonkey9308
      @lookat_thismonkey9308 5 років тому +6

      *meem*

    • @jswitch3005
      @jswitch3005 4 роки тому +2

      Omg lol we should ask glubable(been awhile since I've played tf2 forgot that one server) to make medic for boss

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph 7 років тому +24

    1:44 The most seductive "alright" ever uttered

  • @zKokoz
    @zKokoz 4 роки тому +56

    2:15 this is so me playing as engineer😂😂

  • @impalaman3248
    @impalaman3248 7 років тому +649

    3:05
    Funniest part

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 8 років тому +135

    I love how they hate on engie for doing a bad job when they failed harder than he did

  • @Rogue_Rouge
    @Rogue_Rouge 5 років тому +619

    4:31 There's 1 frame where the control point is red
    Just wanted to say that

  • @Sandthesand
    @Sandthesand 4 роки тому +63

    This isn’t your first time watching the video and you know it.

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 роки тому +4

      This is my first time… but its going to my random playlist…

  • @willtomlin9501
    @willtomlin9501 8 років тому +242

    0:13
    Before the loose cannon was nerfed:(

    • @coolbeans3635
      @coolbeans3635 8 років тому +2

      your profile picture gives me life

    • @dna7767
      @dna7767 8 років тому +2

      when was it nerfed???? idk bro i only use stock

    • @willtomlin9501
      @willtomlin9501 8 років тому +4

      gatsan It was nerfed in tough break. Now its slightly more powerful than an airblast, instead of the fus ro dah cannon it was. :(

    • @coolbeans3635
      @coolbeans3635 8 років тому +1

      gatsan back then it catapults anybody, even heavy, and he's hard to knockback, too!

    • @dna7767
      @dna7767 8 років тому +1

      i dont know what to put as my username oh sounds fun its still used in competitive tho cuz #gimmicks

  • @midnightmoon6303
    @midnightmoon6303 7 років тому +95

    pyro.exe has stopped working

  • @tronic4347
    @tronic4347 7 років тому +538

    0:36 how I play medic on a crit sever

  • @hypercactus6489
    @hypercactus6489 4 роки тому +68

    “Defend or you will feel true pain!” “Nope.” “Please?” “Alrighty then!” 🤣

  • @rydazeni8568
    @rydazeni8568 8 років тому +90

    I feel somehow bad for blu engine 'cause for one: he ran out of beer and second: he got excused for packing his sentry and got tortured by his team

    • @honzicc
      @honzicc 7 років тому +2

      Blu engine XD

    • @Dimlight505
      @Dimlight505 6 років тому

      Are you sure its blue engine!?
      XD

  • @RunninEight
    @RunninEight 9 років тому +1020

    0:36 Walk into the club like

  • @brianc4482
    @brianc4482 8 років тому +405

    4:05-4:50 story of my life

    • @brianc4482
      @brianc4482 8 років тому +32

      Packing up then a fuck ton of scouts appear

    • @endo804
      @endo804 8 років тому +1

      there f2p too lol

    • @andrewreid6867
      @andrewreid6867 8 років тому +14

      I pack up my sentry for one second and thats when a scout, pyro or demoman appears.

    • @spyssappinmahsentry
      @spyssappinmahsentry 8 років тому +7

      +Andrew Reid (Atomix888) weird, I main engi and that's never happened to me before :/

    • @andrewreid6867
      @andrewreid6867 8 років тому +5

      Spy's Sappin' Mah Sentry All I can say is that youre lucky.

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ 9 місяців тому +3

    Still cant believe that its been almost 11 years since this masterpiece came out. These videos were my childhood

  • @Kaleidoscope726
    @Kaleidoscope726 8 років тому +111

    Those scouts appear to be the species of the D.I.C.S.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 років тому +4

      They don't appear to be dapper, intelligent, or cool at all though.

    • @Kaleidoscope726
      @Kaleidoscope726 8 років тому +2

      It could be a sub species. Maybe these mated with the hoovy and ta-da.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 8 років тому +4

      They probably largely fall under the F2P category.

    • @seanmorisoli2917
      @seanmorisoli2917 8 років тому

      What's the acronym

    •  8 років тому

      Dapper, Intellegent and Cool Scouts.

  • @goldennail8912
    @goldennail8912 5 років тому +93

    0:48 “You had one job”
    Edit: I’m not saying ‘bout how sniper miss the shot, I was talking about the bullet

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 4 роки тому +8

      Not to mention, the bullet had the casing, making it bigger,
      As cave Johnson once said,
      “That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

    • @goldennail8912
      @goldennail8912 4 роки тому

      Acemasters Johnson
      So it’s the same bullet shoot by the turrets

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 роки тому +1

      And the bullet reverses it’s rifling at about 0:49

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому

      Double the casings, 130% more bullet per bullet

  • @hamukari
    @hamukari 6 років тому +177

    3:38 *inhale* BOI

  • @InVader02
    @InVader02 3 роки тому +13

    4:24 “Well I guess I better MOVE THAT GEAR UP”

  • @saltedkiwi4812
    @saltedkiwi4812 10 років тому +52

    The Animal channel 4:36
    and you can see the wild scout attacks in groups hunting for prey....

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow 6 років тому +297

    3:01 I am the flying spy XD

  • @alejohndrom4092
    @alejohndrom4092 8 років тому +60

    I like how the pyro died by tripping over the casing of a sniper bullet.

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 8 років тому +18

      The lag is real.

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 Рік тому +3

    0:14 That cut with Spy flying over the horizon had me dying. It’s like he was flying because he was allergic to it as if it was Kryptonite 😂😂😂

  • @SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T3
    @SciRei7H3dEG3NeR4T3 9 років тому +26

    "You had one job, one job"
    Well Heavy, you had one job to capture a point, AND YOU HAD BACKUP

    • @isak338
      @isak338 9 років тому +3

      and pay 400 000 dollars

    • @GuardianStriker
      @GuardianStriker 9 років тому

      +SciRei Fireshock
      No. Capturing points is scout's job. :P

    • @akannibrasil6633
      @akannibrasil6633 9 років тому

      +SciRei Fireshock Then a dino came out.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 9 років тому

      +SciRei Fireshock
      Yeah but the enemy team had a freakin velociraptor!

    • @legionbeast
      @legionbeast 9 років тому

      +SciRei Fireshock To be fair, this goes back to blaming everything on the Engie. Sentry not by a vital point? Blame the engie. Dispenser not in a place where you need it, blame the engie. No dispenser? blame the engie. No sentry? Blame the engie. One engie defends the intel against 15 guys then get obliterated by an ubercharged demoman/spy blitz and point captured/intel stolen? Blame the engie.
      It's like folks forget that the engie needs lots of help at times, but also, it's easier to blame the guy who's not dying every 30 seconds.

  • @aaronaponte8399
    @aaronaponte8399 8 років тому +354

    If you look VERY carefully, the point turns red at 4:31

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 років тому +2

      i was about to call you a dummkopf,but then,not the scouts capping it,was it the spy?

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 років тому +3

      kind of

    • @dylansingh8968
      @dylansingh8968 8 років тому +4

      How did you notice that the first time you watched it?

    • @Derringer_pirate
      @Derringer_pirate 8 років тому +1

      I noticed that to its for a half second it appears

    • @Otmduk
      @Otmduk 8 років тому

      I didn't listen so I watch vid I seen it do something but not red

  • @oasis9615
    @oasis9615 6 років тому +41

    4:46 me at the end of the day.

  • @atomicwheeze8756
    @atomicwheeze8756 4 роки тому +27

    -“Yeeees!”
    -“I feel Très Bon!”
    -*I HAVE SO MUCH POWER!*

  • @kevinchester5217
    @kevinchester5217 5 років тому +80

    4:01 Me when i play Engie on CP maps

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 4 роки тому +2

      Or a ctf map with no scouts

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 4 роки тому +1

      quinn hasse ; 2Fort with no Spies, Scouts, Heavies, or Pyros.

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 11 років тому +11

    3:04 that Heavy.
    Gets me EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

  • @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248
    @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 5 років тому +148

    How normal people capture control points: 4:40
    *CAPTURES CONTROL POINT*
    *hOw I cApTuRe cOnTrOl pOiNtS*
    4:47

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 5 років тому +8

      Imagine you're on a team with the normal people.

    • @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248
      @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 5 років тому +3

      Garry Sucks LOL

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 5 років тому +8

      @@imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 The normal people would just do the killing, and then you'd dive into the control point yourself XD

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 роки тому

      I'm not like other scouts

  • @TheDumbBadger
    @TheDumbBadger 3 роки тому +4

    0:26
    Heavy: MEDIC! MOVE!
    Medic: No!
    Heavy: *Pulls a random start up for a lawn mower thingy*