Heavy Gets a New Video Game
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2014
- Heavy have got really REALLY bored in recent times. He finished every game he had. He finished TETRIS. Time to get a new game to spend more free time!
--MUSIC--
Vladimir Cosma - Le Commissaire Et La Putain
Crash Twinsanity OST - Theme Song
Resident Evil OST - Wesker's Theme
Neznayka na loone - Tema Cvetochnogo goroda
Gulman OST - T3
Jessica Curry - Standing Stones
Payday: The Heist OST - Stone Cold
Neznayka na loone - Duet Neznayki i Zvezdochki (karaoke)
Neznayka na loone - Pesnya Otvazhnyh Spasateley (karaoke)
Philip Glass - Pruit Igoe
Special thanks goes to:
Kvest3500 for Gulman Gameplay (I will not play this shit myself)
• Скоростное прохождение...
2Dark for the picture with sexy medic
fav.me/d47wydy
My friends and You! - Фільми й анімація
he payed 36 seconds of firing his minigun for the game
jony prepper israel so that would be 1.2 million dollars
@Izaiah Rodriguez ll ml
@@aston_m_0076 engineer dispenser appear can stealing it into heavy account
it was 17 seconds. so $640000
:(
I like the joke with the scout shaking his head to get more money, it didn’t get that 5 years ago
I still don't... Might give me a tip?
@@Mike14264 Gordon did it and got money and scout likes money so he did it as well
me to
@@thebombingsoda i thought it was because Heavy buying Gulman game
Edit: oh yeah that make sense from Scout facial emotion
i get this comment is 3 years old but i thought they were shaking because they were scared of the game
1:45 scout was like “bruh he’s paying us a lot of money I’d let him take the game”
2:13 Me literally every time after school
ЛЕВСКИ СОФИЯ Славната 9 ка за винаги yep, me too
Same and now work
Ahh.. yes, sleeping on computer with PC only video game DVD.
Тоже так-же)
Watched this in 3rd grade, coming back to stare at it and wonder about the state of my mental health at the time of originally consuming this remarkable piece of media.
I thought I was the only one...
Same
Wait how old are you rn?
Wow yall are young
Ah yes
Just want to explain for everyone who didn't get what's going on. Gulman is an abomination of russian gamedev community, made by some sick person named Svyatoslav Gulyaev. This guy promoted his game as a high-quality product, he claimed that the developer team has talented artists and composers, but in reality it was hilariously bad, totally unplayable and crappy in every way. It was so bad that turned into meme. Heavy is sad because he spend his money on the worst thing ever.
Thanks, I didn't get it before!
For some reason that box art kinda remind me of Far Cry 4 box art...
***** Why don't we try the Atari?
But why is heavy sad??
Heavy is sad that he wasted his muny
Considering Heavy is Russian he can actually understand what Gulman is saying
Thanks Einstein
@@thomaszen3622 No problem ;) I'm more happy to help
@@kampferadib7155lol btw you replied fast as hell!
people still here watching good old side of youtube
what is he saying? im curious and i dont speak russian
Heavy should’ve gotten Team Fortress 2
I think he would’ve liked that.
he wanted a russian game
Poor Heavy. All he wanted was to buy a game that was made in his homeland...
Russians should stick to their guns, literally..
Hahahshs
*sad communist noises intensify*
Well, he could just buy the original Tetris.
@@yustinj.3910 according to the description he has Tetris and already finished it B)
Best operation system ever:
*PootOS*
can you also make polywog OS
ua-cam.com/video/Oct2xKMGOno/v-deo.html
@Average Linux User how's it going so far?
ill Take The ENTIRE STOCK
Also pootOS pronuncied in spanosh means "putos" that means "fuckers"
What an absolute classic, I love anytime this shows up in my recommended videos.
Спустя столько лет, я снова смотрю этот шедевр. Ох эти слёзы ностальгии, как они обжигуют душу.
Спасибо тебе за твоё великое творчество, что воспитало нас!
Плюсую, брат
1:07 the cutest thing humanity has ever seen
It's called Kirby
It’s called Ralsei
And nothing in existence can change my mind
@@spadedonkey7917 no, it's called Gordon Freeman and a pair of shoes
I want one
Well that’s what Gordon looks like when he’s crouching
The reason why PootOS is so slow is because its run by an actual sandvich
Gaming Guy Tyler lol
Putos in spanish mean male bitch, lol
Pootis
Gaming Guy Tyler Not potato yeah
If it was runned by pootis, it would be much faster.
2:14 When summer vacation comes
2:02 I wish I have that ton of money, so I can help the poor.
Apparently the creator of the Gulman game, Svyatoslav Gulyaev, liked this video. What a strange world we live in... Thanks mate :D
Видно сразу русский человек
Отечественный продукт рекламирует лайк за это
I assume that must be him right now?
02:11 Незнайка на луне :D
Вообще на протяжении всего ролика играл саундтрек из Незнайки на луне.
Is this game really that bad?
2:39
The best operating system to ever exist.
pootOS
In spanish that Is f*ckers
The medic
@@justanotherspookyskeleton actually its a mean way to reffear gay people
2:42 :D
This brings back SO MANY MEMORIES
8 years later . Still one of my favor videos
lmao yeah I watched it like 7 years ago I was little but it made me laugh really hard
2:49 Damn, Heavy got a nice wallpaper.
I agree
MEDIC !
Kinda hot
Olala 😏😏
I know right!
2:00 still not enough to pay off my student debt.
the gamer yeah
500k? wow
the gamer LOL
[GD] HURRICANE LOL
[GD] HURRICANE I don't understand why so many people get into debt didn't your parents just pay it off years before you go into college
After 7 years, I'm still here
Me too
Como pasa el tiempo
2:37 how did you know? PootOS is my favorite operating system
If you didnt know its a curse word in spanish
@@imr991 Portuguese
@@RexTubrYou sure?
@@imr991 yes I'm Brazilian
@@RexTubr Well I’m mexican and I’ve also heard the word being used in spanish
Gilman scared me as a kid lol. Like I’m watching tv at night and through the window I just see his face.
same dude
Same
samuel21 not really
What’s this game about
XCCW Elliott its like a hit man you play ad
The camera and those cashiers
😔👌
Soldier camera is best character tho
Ya know.....that scout is the cashier, and Gordon was probably the shop's owner
Gacha is a bot because gacha is actually a real human drone
I created the humanoid drone
Because gacha is actually a humanoid Droid
@@ifeelverydead9180 I have four spinning fans attached to my limbs so I can fly like a robotic parachute squirrel, so you are indeed correct.
This is the only video I remember I watched back in the day
I remember watching this as a kid and being terrified for some reason
Pretty sure the money he spent on that game wasn’t even 1% of the heavy’s fortune, let’s be honest.
It's not about the money
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola it's about sending a message.
@@d4rkpr1nc39 it's about the Mets! Let's go the Mets!
@@d4rkpr1nc39 spoidaman
@@aidenyorke2132heavy can easily cosplay Kingpin
I was looking for this shit because it was my childhood, it took me a whole year to find one video.
Same
Same
Same
Bruh
Ye
holy shit its been such a long times since i have watched this
I just saw my whole childhood in front of my eyes...
I want to cry.
2:42 this is a funny word
In latin that's a bad word
@@derissantino2228 i know
@@derissantino2228 well not rlly a bad word, in latin "culo" is a bad word
Systems.. Ok.
Medic Wallpaper.. Ok.
Gulman.. Ok.
Heavy’s Poot.. Ok.
POOTOS
@@derissantino2228 Not in latin
Spanish
1:07 Doctor Freeman With shoes only lol
When the store says shoes only
"Well, Gordon, I see your HEV suit still fits you like a glove. At least the shoe parts do."
Ikr it’s beautiful ay
"Gordon Freeman, in the.. uhh I guess therr really isn't much flesh here"
i watched this when i was a kid and it scared me so much 💀
6:30
*There is 1 Imposter among us*
Did anyone notice that spy with all the cigarettes on the far right at 4:28?
The Warden I did
EconomicUplift in spy mouth
Yup
Gentlemen.
I did
the shoe guy killed me
its a shoe guy bro
+Peton Geometry Dash no its a gordon freeman shoe game seller guy
its a freaking joke please internet
But he cute doe :3
yeah :)
Memories
Yep
old but gold
*_Oh So He Does Have The Money For His Machine Gun_*
*_Makes Sense*_*
But he can't buy a gamer PC with that money lol
Yup and buying one game for $7493927464
I bet he bought it $400.000
@@fikrifadillah3247 + the 7 dollars which he wanted to give and the 2.000 as 2nd.
wait... if the m fell of the sign, wouldn’t that make it say “ G A E Z “ ?
@Área 8-Bitz the z is GAE
Heavy is one with medic
Gavinorox oof
Gays.
Yes yes it would
A timeless classic.
2:22 just slam the whole box into the computer, that's how i do it.
พรุรถึึึตุภคุตภ9999990
Seems logic enough
Yea that’s how
200 IQ
Heavy:I fear no man but that thing *points at gulman* it scares me!
@TheFunSteve Pro yeah im sorry.My english is not very good
Icy lmao also btw nice profile
@@donnakalinowski918 thx
Mr.Hipsty you don’t go “Hi.How are you?” You go “Hi. How are you?”
This is the perfect example for WHY COMMAS R IMPORTANT
Love that walk.
2:03🤣🤣
Same
remember this use to be my favorite video when i was a kid
MennyRus, your style and process reminds me of those beloved stop-motion directors who refuse to let the old animation technique die in the face of CGI, and produce works that stand up well above their modern-tech rivals, much like you using GMod in this age of Source and whatnot. Good on ya' mate.
I really do appreciate this. Thank you.
PootOS
English speakers: haha lmao funni OS
Spanish speakers: BRUH AJAJAJ
Ahh I get it 😂😂😂
Esteban Quesada lol me too
I speak Spanish but I know English too
Si p*t*s xddddd
Imagínate que inicias tu pc normalmente y lo primero que escuchas es "pootOs" xD
@@javierrakshasa9172 zi
So many Battletech sightings in this video; Mechwarrior Online models (Atlas and Dragon battlemechs) and the win95 Mechwarrior 2 desktop icon. Those made my day.
2:00
Heavy: *puts down big packet off THICK cash*
Also heavy: *runs off stupidly*
Head on table: HA
Chucky Fan8091 the head is scout
Wow I thought that was Far Cry 4
dayummm
I did too!
The guy in the purple jacket, sitting in the middle; of the artwork.
I'm sure alot of other people did, aswell.
Amsel Smith
When I saw the trailer for FarCry 4 and saw the antagonist I automatically said that he look a lot like Gulman. So I decided to make the cover look like FC4's
MennyRus That's...... really clever actually.
I understand why, Far Cry 4 is about as good as Gulman.
OH SHIT! **finger snap** SHOTS FIRED!
Finally found this video bro I thought I was crazy
This was very well made good job man
2:40
Wait! Heavy has PootOS Sandvich edition?! Lucky... :(
it costs 400000 dollars
...for 12 seconds of using.
am I seriously the only one who finds the little Gordon freeman cute
You re not alone :D
Yay
+Shay Patrick Cormac we Are not alone
All of us are not alone 🙂😄
Not the only one
8 years old and it's still so funny
Håller med
Wait he had all that money?!? HE COULD HAVE BOUGHT A LAMBO, MANSION, POOL AND A GAMING PC
I remember watching this when I was little before I started playing TF2, and realizing wtf I was watching.
Turns out it was one of the best if not the best game I would play.
3:15 when you realize you just spent your life savings on a mediocre at best game
Judging by the packaging, they were most likely freshly minted, which means Heavy just rushed to a nearby bank, demolished the vault, picked up the cash and charged back to the store.
3:14
when u bought tf2 1 day before it was f2p
SASHA IS NOT WASTE
Uhhh there not really that bad imo
0:33 see windows 2000 poster there
9 years later: still watch
Is it just me or does that cover look like it's Far Cry 4?
I thought it was
Wong Martin My exact thoughts were
FAR CRY FOUURRRR PARODAAAYYYY
Yeah it looks like Pagan
Wong Martin i thought the same thing lol except theres bazookas at both sides of him and it doesnt look gay
***** Haha!
2:25 wooden pony behind
4:40 spy on the far
6:31 pink gman
5:42 big head
4:28 gentlemen
5:23 spycrab on the far
5:23 Cow flying at left
5:28 cheeseburger
2:11 enginner head behind the plant
2:01 dallas mask
6:54 Gabe with Half-Life 3 in the hand
7:01 spy with trollface
Nice.
Where did you find the spycrab I can't see because it's to far
Second to last got me XD
2:14 how to sit
Missed the kamikaze zombie from serious sam
LOL GREAT JOB! I see ur hard work at this video!
The "He finished TETRIS" in the video's description aged like fine wine and milk at the same time
this never gets old
Hi brother
MaximumCraft 1:59! Finally we have a soldier camera! So I can be staring at it! :D
TEAM FORTRES IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!
*gets old
2018.. still watching
Dankus Reaperus YES!!!
Same
Yep 3rd time
Dankus Reaperus same xd
yep
I remember watching this a very long time ago, but right now, it is still good
4:28 There A Spy In GATEEEEE
i noticed it too
2:03
Someone put that Crash Portrait in their house and were never seen again...
Police only found a bunch of strange looking fruit covered in blood, and an oddly designed floor rug that was eerily squishy...
What
Uh excuse me what?
????
Ok
2:18 So you mean this guy is dead?’might wanna check your facts there buddy....
heavy's desktop wallpaper made my day
5:04 I like that scene
The guy who was Making the Animation was spotted When the Camera Fell 😂
What if heavy bought tf2 instead
The perfect paradox.
Would be better if he bought gmod
What if the heavy heavy is playing as played tf2?
tf2 in tf2 lol
what about tf3
Domi Crni Gaben can't count to 3
TF4
2:00 mrbeast in nutshell
ah yes the nostalgia
heavy gaming
0:53 when you realize your favorite weapon got updated but then soon after realize it got nerfed
0:37 This made me laugh 😂😂
Me too
BIG CHUNGUS EXPOSED
The only car kid that plays. The camera accidentally drops and shows the animator with a MGS alert
You can see the player
Me too
THE WAVE OF NOSTALGIA IS DROWNING ME
This will always be one of my fav. Vids
I thought gulman was a reference to Far cry 4
+Carl Frank Me too.
Carl Frank same
This video came before far cry 3
same
Far Cry 4 is a Gulman reference.
Heavy went into a strange video game store... he saw the various games but something caught his eye... A game called Gulman. He took the game. When he tried to pay the owner, he didn't accept the money because the game wasn't for sale. He had a strange expression of fear on his face... Heavy offered more money but the owner didn't accept it. Finally, Heavy offered 500.000 for the game. The cashier said to the shop owner to accept the money and he accepted them. Heavy took the game home only to notice how strange it was... It had terrifying imagery and a very unsettling feel. After finishing the game, Heavy couldn't get the images out of his head! He became depressed. One day he saw a dream. He was behind the Gulman and he tried to kill him with a cart! But it didn't work. Then he grabbed his gun and started to shoot Gulman! Right at that moment, a strange emotion awakened inside him... He liked killing people! As he left, he heard a strange voice. IT WAS THE GULMAN! THE GULMAN MULTIPLIED AND STARTED TO SCARE HEAVY WITH TERRIBLE IMAGERY! Heavy went insane because of that game and he started killing people... To this day, he is still out there, trying to find his new victim...
Now that's how you make a creepypasta! 😝😝😝
lol its supposed to be a parody of creepypasta writers
nightmare fuel
+TheNeonGuy ikr 👿
Antonis Akamiotakis you the narrator of stanley parable
M3MES MEM3S that would be fucking awesome
TheNeonGuy ik lol
That's so good!! Classic.
5:14 thiiiiiiccccccckkkkkk
0:40 HE WAS CONTROLLING HEAVY XD
RJ duh then how does he makes those videos
it cost $500,000 to play this game
Srs? U kiddin
Which is not far from what happened with MGSV:GZ
Fernando Langalú That game was for free...
Chris Slitas Gulman was free? Didn't know
Gigabytebob A game well worth ut
I saw this video when it came out when I was 13. For 10 years, I have not stopped thinking about that money gag, which has only gotten better with time. I'm so glad I found this video again. Rewatching it in the first time in years made me realise how well it holds up.
5:12 damn mans really predicted the Legion execution.
This whole video felt like a nightmare.
I loved it.
YUiY! I repeat what I said Menny, but this tiny Freeman is the cutest thing :3
Yea!
nah its creepy as hell...
F£&@ my wand
RED Scout™ MAY I BORROW YOUR EARPEICE? THEES EES SCOOT CRYS MAKE ME RAINBOWS....
Sir Fowler rainbows pain your ass huh
This was the first SFM I've ever watched, and this is still my favorite one.
Would love to see a complete remaster of this in SFM. What a classic video!
the animation in this is exceptionally good for gmod.
Beep.
Boop.
Beep.
Boop.
Johnny Casey beep boop son, beep boop.
Johnny Casey Mann be machine???
Johnny Casey
Beep
Poop
Beep
Poop)
Petra Alaber BEEP BOOP I AM AMERICAN
Beep boop son, beep boop
This is still my favorite GMOD video.
Old but legendary
6:00 - 6:42 Meta Cooler in a nutshell
Metal cooler: *dies*
Also metal cooler: nope
Vegeta?
Tja Galileel scheint so als ob man dich heut zu tage überall in den youtube comments findet 😅🤣
@@janweber1506 no hablo español
@@zacharyylol2585 Bueno, soy alemán y la única razón por la que escribí en alemán es porque el tipo llamado Galileel que escribió el primer comentario es un youtuber alemán que hace videos de caca de youtube y, a veces, hace comentarios aleatorios en otros videos de youtube. En realidad, no hablo español.
LelelleleL
I love dis gaem!
ты ты че тут делаешь сам давно не делал а приперся
Элтро64рус! Ты его друг?
well... that games shop- i mean gaemz shop, definitely had enough money 4 repairs. and a upgrade. and a mansion. and to go to space.
also, the Gordon Freeman creature was actually quite cute
Carter Williamson Agree it was very cute
Carter Williamson
some kid in gmod makes a stupid creature with the resize tool yet it becomes the second cutest creature i've seen in a very long time. meanwhile thousands of artists with years of experience who are HIRED to do this still can't make a baby cat look fucking fluffy on Go Diego Go.