7 Redshirts Who Never Stood a Chance in Space

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  • @misterthegeoff9767
    @misterthegeoff9767 5 років тому +560

    Surely the biggest clue that Jenkins wasn't long for this galaxy was the fact they called him Jenkins.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому +25

      I dunno, Old Man Jenkins has been around forever

    • @adamstringer7092
      @adamstringer7092 5 років тому +59

      Well his middle name was Leroy, so he definitely wasn't going to be around for long.

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 5 років тому +9

      Mister The Geoff private Jenkins in halo too

    • @TheTravelerww
      @TheTravelerww 5 років тому +10

      L.Jenkins to be specific

    • @Dragondave17real
      @Dragondave17real 5 років тому +6

      I'd say the same for that guy whose first name was Redshirt.

  • @IanWatson
    @IanWatson 5 років тому +221

    Gears of War:
    - Anthony Carmine (Carmine literally means "red")
    - Redshirt Gyules (Gules is the term used in heraldry for "red")
    - Jan Rojas from Alpha Squad (Rojas is Spanish for "red")
    Yeaaaah, GoW isn't shy about lampshading their redshirts.

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 років тому +4

      soo the carmine bros mines the one the survive are redshirts

    • @ThinWhiteLuke
      @ThinWhiteLuke 5 років тому +4

      Ian Watson yep, Carmine means Crimson Red in Italian.

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 5 років тому +2

      @@ThinWhiteLuke he also means cannon fodder

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 роки тому +1

      Grub Killer Carmine ends that trend

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 4 роки тому +1

      Goules is old French for red (or throat/mouth red), that's where the term comes from in heraldry.
      _The More You Know!_

  • @SigmentKurosai
    @SigmentKurosai 5 років тому +177

    Kirk: "Alright, everyone. This is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu and _Ensign Ricky_ ."
    Ensign Ricky: "Ah, crap..."

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 5 років тому +2

      SigmentKurosai you watch “mock the week” too?

    • @SigmentKurosai
      @SigmentKurosai 5 років тому +4

      @@Robbnlinzi Nah, was an old Family Guy joke.

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 роки тому +4

      @@SigmentKurosai I was about to say, Mr. Sulu never got assigned to the away team cause he's the pilot
      Family Guy ruins everything

    • @teece92
      @teece92 Рік тому

      @@deathbykonami5487 The actual joke is "Dr McCoy", not Mr Sulu. This was an earlier Family Guy bit where Seth MacFarlane was actually writing them, and he's a big Star Trek fan. Unlikely he would've gotten it wrong.

  • @michaelschmidt1696
    @michaelschmidt1696 5 років тому +480

    Andy's "Gary Jules' Mad World cover" rendition was on point. Brought all the feels.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 5 років тому +14

      Brought a tear to my eye...

    • @malcap
      @malcap 5 років тому +16

      I cried, though I it was because I had some sort of unrelated pain in my ears.

    • @gruggerduggerhoose
      @gruggerduggerhoose 5 років тому +7

      Herbert from family guy impersonation is on point 😂

    • @fishfingers4548
      @fishfingers4548 5 років тому +6

      I wanna hear those lyrics on all the GoW adverts now though :(

    • @Matt1yu
      @Matt1yu 5 років тому +2

      It never fails. It's a shame they forgot to censor the naughty word in that bit, so there's gonna have to be an 8th immediate demise related to this video. :-/

  • @mikeshogunlee
    @mikeshogunlee 5 років тому +926

    Cpl. L. Jenkins....
    *Suspicious Squint*
    Bioware, what is -Leroy- Jenkins middle name?

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 5 років тому +23

      @@dillony7151 It took me to one of those lists as well. There is just so much voiceovers with him, his name does not stand out that much.

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 5 років тому +24

      @@notjacobatall
      That's a very random comment to make Jacob, why would you hate to say a random comment that was made for no reason?
      *Innocent Whistle*

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 років тому +31

      Leeeeroyyyy Jeeeeenkiiinnnsss

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +5

      His given name is Richard. L is just his middle initial, and it stands for....something we can't see. Still, first name is definitely Richard.

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 5 років тому +4

      @@notjacobatall
      What are you talking about?
      I never changed anything, this just a very long string of random comments you are making.

  • @tomhausen9048
    @tomhausen9048 5 років тому +348

    I've played mass effect through countless times. I've litterally poured hundred of hours into the trilogy. Yet when I saw it on the list, I couldn't for the life of me remember that jenkins was a thing

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 5 років тому +58

      Funnily enough, I thought the exact opposite. *Reads title of video* "Jenkins will be here"

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 5 років тому +26

      He's on the wall of the fallen. Also, Dr. Chakwas mentions him in ME2 after you bring her the Serrice ice brandy.

    • @tani7895
      @tani7895 5 років тому +13

      I was like: Jenkins better be on here. If memory serves, his name is Jenkins, right?

    • @mayowankenobi
      @mayowankenobi 5 років тому +1

      Tani exactly!

    • @Tyr_Magnus
      @Tyr_Magnus 5 років тому +3

      if you've played it that much how the hell would you not remember Jenkins?

  • @200mccsa
    @200mccsa 5 років тому +1143

    Can you do 7 protagonists you disliked intensely/didn't want to win?

    • @Agent_Platinum
      @Agent_Platinum 5 років тому +40

      So 7 games no one wants to play/finish?

    • @beladendron
      @beladendron 5 років тому +34

      The new Thief. Hated everyone.

    • @skynet091287
      @skynet091287 5 років тому +36

      Yeah! We need 7 protagonist we HATED had to win for us to beat a game...
      Connor from Assassin's Creed 3 comes to mind

    • @theamazingmaymay123
      @theamazingmaymay123 5 років тому +8

      Like the start guy in Dead space 3?

    • @happykiller14
      @happykiller14 5 років тому +2

      I too like this idea

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 5 років тому +461

    Anyone remember Initiate Redding from Fallout 3?
    On the upside: free set of Power Armor.

    • @Rez090
      @Rez090 5 років тому +19

      He's the BoS dude gets killed by the Behemoth outside GNR?

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 5 років тому +10

      joe momma - Seems like a red-shirts & silver linings combo. Great.👍🏻

    • @StalkingYouMate
      @StalkingYouMate 5 років тому +14

      @@Rez090 It's a she, but yes killed by the behemoth

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 5 років тому +2

      She was on the last list

    • @DAGOON-nl3mv
      @DAGOON-nl3mv 5 років тому

      SYM she was dead before the behemoth appeared

  • @craignellist7277
    @craignellist7277 5 років тому +218

    They even let you do Jenkins’ skill points to try and throw you off as well 😂

    • @Tualarec
      @Tualarec 5 років тому +17

      But they don't let you alter his equipment, if I recall. That was my first clue he was not in the same category as Kaidan.

    • @craignellist7277
      @craignellist7277 5 років тому +7

      Is that not because he dies before you even get any new equipment? 😂 it has been ages since I last played it, think I need to have another play through to check.

    • @taln0reich
      @taln0reich 5 років тому +8

      @@craignellist7277 If you play New Game plus, you should have equipment you could put on Jenkins. I finished a New Game + on ME1 about a week ago, but I can't remember if I tried that (though I remember that ordering Jenkins to hold a different gun, the results were... interesting)

    • @craignellist7277
      @craignellist7277 5 років тому +4

      I mean you know he dies in new game plus so it makes sense that you wouldn’t bother trying, I’ll try and remember on my next play through 😆

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +4

      I think the L in his name is Leroy

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +184

    *looks at my red "its time for work boys" shirt*
    *looks into camera*
    Well its been nice knowing you all.

    • @davidstepanek6107
      @davidstepanek6107 5 років тому +15

      Please, I have two straight red shirts and used to have a shirt that said, "Cool, Starfleet sent a red shirt!" The oxboxtra merch WILL protect you!

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 4 роки тому

      Sounds familiar... Isn't that Iron Skies 2?

  • @thisisodsmith
    @thisisodsmith 5 років тому +157

    And then there's Amanda Ripley from Alien Isolation
    ...I am not very good at playing Alien Isolation

    • @comradestrawberry1876
      @comradestrawberry1876 5 років тому +7

      OD Smith Come on dude, Amanda is literally the only person in that universe who has a chance against the alien lol.

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 5 років тому +20

      @@comradestrawberry1876 the last part of his post would be what we in the business call "the joke."

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 років тому +5

      i know but lore wise she lived till she was 60 then dies completely off screen and her mom ...........oh

    • @raymondjones7423
      @raymondjones7423 4 роки тому

      That's funny 😂😂

  • @thatterenceguy95
    @thatterenceguy95 5 років тому +81

    "He's dead Jim"
    ...I'm dying
    Edit: Nevermind. Mad World. I can't breathe

  • @CaptRex501st
    @CaptRex501st 5 років тому +82

    The interesting thing about the KOTOR one is your character remembers the guy and avenged him

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 5 років тому +10

      and then you sell Darth Badon's Head as a smuggler in SWTOR

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 5 років тому +5

      There's a mod that brings Trask back as Bandon's apprentice. It's pretty cool.
      They share their fashion sense, too.

  • @ayanhaider303
    @ayanhaider303 5 років тому +132

    People say heroes don't use meatshields, although red shirts serve the same basic purpose and goes to service willingly! Loophole!

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 5 років тому +9

      I think heroes call them ''sidekicks''... :)

    • @IronBoy-hf2lp
      @IronBoy-hf2lp 5 років тому +12

      @@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 No, the sidekick is useful and survives at least a meaningful amount of time! The redshirt just goes out there to die, the sidekick goes out there to like.
      Kick ass with you, oir be your ammo man.

  • @Platonis-The-Warlock
    @Platonis-The-Warlock 5 років тому +50

    Mike is wrong. The only TRUE survivor of Xenomorph attack - is Jones.
    You can be Sigourney Weaver, survive 3 movies and die in the end. Or you can be adorable kitty and never die.

    • @kallasantysanty6092
      @kallasantysanty6092 5 років тому +4

      He died of old age on earth ... if he wasen't cryosleept for ever that is :) Also there was that one prisoner in the trird movie that surviced ... i think there was one :)

  • @anlizheng6134
    @anlizheng6134 5 років тому +112

    In heraldry the colour red is called "Gules", so R. Gyules is actually named Redshirt Red (I see what you did there Epic). No wonder he was doomed!

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 4 роки тому +4

      Also socks. R. Gyules... Argyle... nah... couldn’t be that. Must be Redshirt Red. 🤔😉😋

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 2 роки тому +3

      Carmine, the name of the family that had not 1, but 2 red shirts (Anthony from Gears 1, and Benjamin from 2) is the name for the color of shirt worn by Security personnel in Star Trek TOS

  • @SolusWhite
    @SolusWhite 5 років тому +131

    How on Earth could you say we don't care about Carmine?! There was a "Save Carmine" T-shirt! ... Oh you mean Gyules? Who's that? Never heard of him o.O.

    • @Chokblaar
      @Chokblaar 5 років тому +21

      Carmine wasn't a redshirt. He was a true hero.

    • @Dr.ChiChis
      @Dr.ChiChis 5 років тому +7

      @@Chokblaar where I completely agree with you. 3 of the brothers were put into the story to die. That seems kinda red shirtish to me. I mean I even voted to kill the fourth brother 😂😂😂

    • @maximumhippo
      @maximumhippo 5 років тому +8

      Was thinking the same. The Carmine brothers do get a bit more glory in their deaths but still very much redshirts.

    • @mortenpoulsen1496
      @mortenpoulsen1496 5 років тому +12

      Long live the surviving Carmine....

    • @justinthislife
      @justinthislife 5 років тому +6

      Long Live Carmine

  • @CortashGaming
    @CortashGaming 5 років тому +152

    Red shirt you say?..."looks at shirt"....GET IT OFFF!!!!!

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому +7

      Nah, it’s fine, as long as you’ve never been to space

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 5 років тому +8

      Brave man, I mean I don't even *own* a red shirt

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 5 років тому +3

      ....Now that I think about it - does *Andy* own a red shirt? If he likes to wear it on holiday it would certainly explain a few things wouldn't it? 🙄🤔

    • @respectableaf9061
      @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +3

      You wear clothes for youtube?

    • @melodysymphonystar
      @melodysymphonystar 5 років тому +7

      I'm wearing my Stark Industries hoodie today... Which is, of course, bright red.
      Underneath... An Iron Man shirt, red as well.
      Send help, I fear I'm not goint to

  • @tacticalministries3508
    @tacticalministries3508 5 років тому +38

    I knew they were going to say Trask and I say to that
    How dare you, Trask was a hero of the tepublic who will never be forgotten

  • @shinkiro403
    @shinkiro403 5 років тому +74

    Any man brave enough to throw himself on a lightsaber just to save a lowly newcomer deserves my respect forever.
    Goodbye Trask, the world has probably forgot how it was only thanks to you that one of the greatest spinoffs of Star Wars could begin, but I didn't and never will. Be one with the Force...

    • @ianmillam8793
      @ianmillam8793 5 років тому +3

      Ya man RIP Hash Kugo

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 років тому +2

      @@ianmillam8793 you ungrateful minion of the Galactic Empire, Trask died for your freedom too, and you just threw it away by supporting the Emperor. You don't deserve another hero >:(

    • @kallasantysanty6092
      @kallasantysanty6092 5 років тому +3

      @@shinkiro403 But the Empire have realy good medical care and health insurance ... and they wear white armors, WHITE. Isn't white the color of good guys???

    • @kallasantysanty6092
      @kallasantysanty6092 5 років тому +1

      @@shinkiro403 Also now i realised that the ones that atacked that ship were of Sith Empire not the Galactic one, so it seems you are a bit confused about the world and what's what :P

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 років тому +1

      @@kallasantysanty6092 totally not! As an apparently forgotten hero of the Old Republic, Trask would technically be an enemy of Palpatine's Empire. The Sith Empire is no more today, so anyone disrespecting Trask has to be a "fake good guy" of the GE :)

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 років тому +140

    Wesker: Congratulations officer we're making you S.T.A.R.S (mumbling) bravo team

    • @andymcp4752
      @andymcp4752 5 років тому +20

      Not space redshirts but STARS makes it a bit spacy

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 8 місяців тому

      I do find it Ironic how Barry is the most obvious red shirt in resident evil and he lives, the only member of S.T.A.R.S who wears a red vest and constantly talks about and carries pictures of his wife and daughters

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 5 років тому +47

    Not sure if this counts because she gets some actual time alive, but Fallout 4 is absolutely determined to kill Glory from the Railroad.
    If you side with the Brotherhood or Institute you have to destroy the Railroad obviously killing her. If you side with the Railroad, she dies defending HQ. But worst of all: if you side with the Minutemen, every other NPC acts like she's dead even though she's not and just hanging out in the background.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +44

    Ironically the illustrative Redshirt from Star Trek was Lt. Leslie who later recovered from his minor case of death.

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 5 років тому +35

    "I'm not going first."
    "... Why not, Jenkins?"
    "I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first!"
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "Jenkins, I'm the one LITERALLY wearing the red shirt."
    "I know sarge. You're going to die second."

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 років тому +3

      camramaster Ahahahaha!

  • @nicecupoftea7102
    @nicecupoftea7102 5 років тому +42

    Don't you dare touch Trask! He was a goddamn hero!

    • @aguycalledjamal
      @aguycalledjamal 8 місяців тому

      Unless you took the dark-side route in which case Trask doomed the galaxy

  • @da_gonozal6754
    @da_gonozal6754 5 років тому +136

    This new video has never had a chance to survive unviewed in my inbox.

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 5 років тому +41

    I love that they blurred out FUC**** in the gears of war subtitles the first time they showed the clip, but not the second time.

  • @lifeincolour09
    @lifeincolour09 5 років тому +74

    00:56 Mass Effect - Andy;
    02:37 Star Trek: 25th Anniversary - Mike;
    04:24 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - Jane;
    06:18 Gears of War - Andy;
    07:56 Halo: Combat Evolved - Jane;
    10:28 Metroid: Other M - Mike;
    12:09 - 13:44 Dead Space 2 - Andy.

    • @ex.O
      @ex.O 5 років тому

      An asmr enthusiast I see :D

    • @lancelusco7448
      @lancelusco7448 10 місяців тому

      you made skipping to jane too easy lol ty

  • @sebastiaocamarinhas194
    @sebastiaocamarinhas194 5 років тому +26

    Fun Fact: in Alderaan (during the events of SWTOR) the head of the Sith than killed Trask may be found in a museum since it was brought there by a group of smugglers(or not as he is legends *sigh*)

  • @NisansaDdS
    @NisansaDdS 5 років тому +23

    Andy, you have "grander than reality" expectations about Shepard's romancing practices.
    It is basically "if it moves, it will be romanced".
    Jenkins' face will not discourage Shepard.

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 5 років тому +8

      I mean, yeah, you don't even see Tali's face and she's got so many fans. Slap a helmet on him and he's good to go

    • @kallasantysanty6092
      @kallasantysanty6092 5 років тому

      @@Aska2468 But Tali was interesting, smart and funny and all round great character, and That Guy was just ... what was his name again??

  • @mikegarcia2104
    @mikegarcia2104 5 років тому +20

    I lost it completely when Andy sang the Gears farewell to the Gear

  • @jacobray9774
    @jacobray9774 5 років тому +18

    I know what happens to Trask...he got on an escape pod after beating up that dark Jedi. The escape pod fell in a black hole and popped him out in our Galaxy. Where he joined C-Sec as COMMANDER EFFIN BAILEY!!

    • @andreapitre1978
      @andreapitre1978 5 років тому +2

      F@#$%*& GENIUS!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @spongebobsquarehead8121
    @spongebobsquarehead8121 5 років тому +106

    What about that poor Whiterun guard that got flung by Odahwiing?

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 5 років тому +3

      Well this video is clearly space themed...

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 5 років тому +4

      Otherwise, I would suggest Sir Tendeth from RuneScape. It's in his name.

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 років тому

      and that female character at the end of the game in the flashback where you learn dragonran
      also by the same dragon

    • @andrewzeng887
      @andrewzeng887 5 років тому +2

      @@eemelikorteniemi3966 I dunno man he flew pretty far...

  • @alext3431
    @alext3431 5 років тому +20

    Oh man! I'd love to see the total opposite of this episode, like "7 NPC's you totally expected to die for plot reasons, except they... didn't die? because of reasons?"I mean right there we have like half the cast of Dragon Age or nearly every companion character in the Resident Evil series.

    • @polarstriker3854
      @polarstriker3854 2 роки тому

      Or Clayton Carmine finally kicking the Carmine curse in Gears of War 3!

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 5 років тому +59

    The Horse Thief in the begining of Skyrim.
    The guy with the notebook on the golden claw, in Skyrim.
    All the characters in all Just Cause games.

    • @baconous689
      @baconous689 5 років тому

      Kisara Maiden With Eyes Of Blue we will fondly remember all the red berets we murdered...

    • @90sPikachu
      @90sPikachu 5 років тому +3

      you might’ve missed the last two words in the video title, mate

    • @CucumberSadness
      @CucumberSadness 5 років тому +2

      @@90sPikachu Everything is in space. Everything.

    • @90sPikachu
      @90sPikachu 5 років тому +1

      Kisara Maiden With Eyes Of Blue huh, by golly you’re right!

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 років тому

      well most of the characters you meet in skyrim well don't make it
      here's another the female character in the past

  • @Pbmarron
    @Pbmarron 5 років тому +34

    R.I.P. Trash Uggo.
    *snickers inappropriately beside casket*
    Also Me when Tech Chief Sam Marcus is mentioned: "Who the f*** is Tech Chief Sam Marcus?"

  • @tba113
    @tba113 5 років тому +13

    How about an inversion of this: [some number] of Redshirts who inexplicably *survived* the horrors of space?

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 4 роки тому

      1. Wedge Antilles from A New Hope
      2. Guy Fleegman from Galaxy Quest (the only one on the bridge who wasn't shot down by the big bad before the time-jump)

  • @pariah076
    @pariah076 5 років тому +20

    You know what this means?!? In nearly every classic Sierra point & click adventure, YOU are the redshirt

    • @njalsand133
      @njalsand133 5 років тому +3

      considering how many glorious ways there is to die, heck in space quest 3, you wear a red shirt and one of the people on your ship want you to stay away from him when you're planetside

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 років тому +3

      So if you win, you're the redshirt from Galaxy Quest?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 років тому

      Well, in most of the King's Quest games, you WERE wearing red.

  • @miss-petrolea
    @miss-petrolea 5 років тому +33

    I get the feeling "Trash Uggo" wouldn't be this funny if I hadn't JUST been watching the Gangbeasts Livestream, but I've been giggling like an idiot for about 5 minutes now xD

    • @JKM395
      @JKM395 5 років тому +3

      petrolea I find this comment to be absolutely relatable! It’s good to know I’m not the only one.

  • @VulturePilot
    @VulturePilot 5 років тому +24

    Oh Trask “there’s SOMETHING behind here!” Could’ve been a Jedi if he didn’t walk up to his own slaughter

  • @carolinablu3
    @carolinablu3 5 років тому +4

    Andy singing "Mad World" is probably the highlight of my existence

  • @FretboardToAsh
    @FretboardToAsh 5 років тому +34

    Me: Kotor! I must've played that game at least a dozen times.
    Jane: Trask Ulgo.
    Me: ...who?

  • @jasonnewell7036
    @jasonnewell7036 5 років тому +6

    I always found it amusing when you did a new game plus on Mass Effect. All the starting characters have their skill points, but even Jenkins gets them! I would always max out his armour and shields, which made it that much funnier when he walks out and just bites it.
    "No, Jenkins! But he was level 60!"

  • @barleyiguess7696
    @barleyiguess7696 5 років тому +5

    Wow the man who was super determined to get out in the field and you can talk about how he will be totally fine on his first mission so surprising.

  • @Sinintheair
    @Sinintheair 5 років тому +10

    Trask Ulgo was my man. I'll never forget u Trask!!!

  • @casama3120
    @casama3120 5 років тому +14

    "deaths of characters I guarantee you don't care about" How dare you! I loved *looks at smudged writing on hand* unnamed soldier #009 and was HEARTBROKEN that they killed him!

    • @Atma_Weapon
      @Atma_Weapon 5 років тому +5

      but unnamed soldier #008 was seriously cute and upbeat. too bad they killed her.

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 5 років тому +3

      And who could forget unnamed soldier #014's inspiring last words.
      "OH, GOD! WHAT IS THAT?"
      Brings me to tears everytime...

  • @donutg1492
    @donutg1492 5 років тому +94

    Awww, Jane's wearing her Solaire shirt agaiiin \[T]/ ☀️☀️

  • @jetpackcthulhu
    @jetpackcthulhu 5 років тому +25

    In space no one can hear you scream, ok they can, they just don't care.

  • @RazorO2Productions
    @RazorO2Productions 5 років тому +29

    Well, I mean a LOT of the Endar Spire's republic soldiers were doomed to die, have you seen their shirt colors!?

  • @TheAsylumCat
    @TheAsylumCat 5 років тому +8

    Don't forget the two schmucks from the start of Dragon Age Origins who die during the Joining. What really rubs salt in that wound is in Awakening party member Ohgrim ( who's the dwarfiest dwarf ever) knocks back the poisonous Darkspawn blood like a it was nothing.

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 5 років тому

      He's probably drank so much crap his stomach was used to it lol

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 5 років тому +1

      The second schmuck wasn't killed by the blood, but for pussing out. And Iilden Cousland could only watch. Sad, because I think he would have been successful.

  • @DivinityFallen
    @DivinityFallen 5 років тому +20

    All those characters in games we can’t save behind glass are the red shirts of games 😂

  • @BiTheBooks
    @BiTheBooks 5 років тому +16

    My ultimate red shirt was my younger brother whenever we would play co-op in games like Halo. "No," I would say, "It's _totally_ safe for you to run on ahead into the depths of 'The Library' while I leisurely make my way along the trail of you cloned corpses." lol

    • @eggguy20
      @eggguy20 5 років тому +1

      Ironically when I first played a online game of Halo reach, all of the experienced players saw me and assume that I would be the first casualty. The hilarious part is that during the first match, a sniper tried to shoot me but had accidentally headshot his teammate that was about to assassinate me with an energy sword.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 років тому +18

    Who needs arms when you can kill space zombies with your legs?

  • @werdna4577
    @werdna4577 5 років тому +12

    "A mayfly with a 2 pack-a-day cigarette habit" So... A mayfly who's smoked a pack and a half of cigarettes, then?

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 років тому +4

    Every single Bioware game. Trask. You in Jade Empire. Jenkins. Wilson. 2-3 per Origin in DAO. Mhairi. Carver or Bethany. Wesley.

  • @kevinmarkham6385
    @kevinmarkham6385 5 років тому +7

    Should do a list of important characters you can’t believe a franchise killed off. Sgt. Johnson is one of them

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Markham - And John and Arthur from the Red Dead series, Commander Shepard, Soap from the Modern Warfare series, Johnny Gat from Saints Row (technically not dead, but we difn't know that in SRTT,) Roland in Borderlands 2, Bill in Left 4 Dead; *AND THOSE WERE EIGHT CHARACTERS WE COULDN'T BELIEVE WERE KILLED OFF*

  • @angelicaeagles9627
    @angelicaeagles9627 5 років тому +9

    You're forgetting your significant other in Fallout 4

  • @miltiadiskaravasilis2
    @miltiadiskaravasilis2 5 років тому +17

    Shoutout to the editor for bluring out the swear in the Gears segment then forgetting to do it again 30 seconds later

    • @Tc558
      @Tc558 5 років тому +2

      came here for this :D

  • @VulturePilot
    @VulturePilot 5 років тому +38

    Jenkins in Mass Effect was just so overt even back in 2007

    • @the88thdarcstar
      @the88thdarcstar 5 років тому +6

      I knew his fate in 2 seconds

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +1

      He ran into enemy fire stood there while he was bombarded several times

  • @spongebobsquarehead8121
    @spongebobsquarehead8121 5 років тому +11

    Cpt. Lastimosa from Titanfall 2? He literally embodied the “doomed mentor”

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +17

    All the Carmine-brothers... I feel so sorry for their mother

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 5 років тому +1

      At least 1 made it back. Clayton ftw.

    • @respectableaf9061
      @respectableaf9061 5 років тому

      @@SilverByakuya But in the end credit scene he dies in the bathtub 😢

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 5 років тому +1

      @@respectableaf9061 I thought that was a joke. Even if it wasn't, he did still survive the entire game before it. That's more a Spock than a red shirt.

    • @respectableaf9061
      @respectableaf9061 5 років тому +1

      @@SilverByakuya I know it's more of a joke, but it's supposed to be ironic that all the brothers die. So I still feel sorry for their mom.

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 5 років тому

      @@respectableaf9061 and there rumors (well more like joke rumors) there's more then 4 brothers so ya feel bad raise more then 4 kids

  • @Dragondave17real
    @Dragondave17real 5 років тому +5

    7 characters you'll completely forget about.
    I honestly don't remember Jenkins, Trask, Gyules, Sam Marcus, etc existence at all. Evett sure, because you can get him killed in a million fun ways and he's a literal redshirt.

  • @lastplace6887
    @lastplace6887 5 років тому +9

    Well it probably doesn't help that Lt. Jenkins sounds like he was named after a character from a dungeons and dragons like game that pretty much got killed the same way.

    • @davidstepanek6107
      @davidstepanek6107 5 років тому +1

      World of warcrack, and it was corporal Jenkins... Who didn't get chicken

    • @krebward
      @krebward 5 років тому +2

      How could you know about Leroy Jenkins and yet get everything wrong about him? Except that he died.

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid 5 років тому +3

    Man, that Skeletor cover of Mad World was awesome!

  • @sedamnaest276
    @sedamnaest276 5 років тому +8

    Robert Kendo in original R.E.2?
    He got eaten by zombies literally one minute after he appeared

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 5 років тому +2

      Ada Wong was basically a spy that was undercover as a redshirt, when you think about it.

  • @MrPurplebubble1
    @MrPurplebubble1 5 років тому

    That line "I'm itching for some action" has been stuck in my head for the last 10 years

  • @RagnarOdinson
    @RagnarOdinson 5 років тому +7

    "All around me are familiar faces" HAHA! 😂👍

  • @bakescake1254
    @bakescake1254 5 років тому

    When he started singing, it brought tears to my eyes it was so beautiful

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 5 років тому +8

    And thirdly, Commander Jenkins' name...is JENKINS
    Like....LEROOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIINS! :P

  • @capsaicinJT
    @capsaicinJT 5 років тому +1

    I think that was the best rendition of “Mad World” ever recorded. *wipes away single tear*

  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener 5 років тому +2

    Trask is considered an international hero in the KotOR community. He was too good for this world.

  • @ThankYouCityOfficial
    @ThankYouCityOfficial 3 роки тому +2

    I come back here occasionally to remember the heroic moments of Trash Uggo RIP

  • @ayanhaider303
    @ayanhaider303 5 років тому +6

    I'm pretty sure Jenkins loyalty mission would be getting him on the mission that kills him, and then subsequently trying to explain to top brass why the hell you chose Jenkins.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому

      There’s literally no reason not to choose Jenkins

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +2

      "Well, Lt. Williams hadn't joined the squad yet, and everyone else was glued to their seats, so...."

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 5 років тому +2

      Except you didn't. Captain Anderson ordered you to tell Alenko and Jenkins to suit up. Sending a Corporal who was greener than the grass on Eden Prime was Anderson's mess to clean up.

  • @sinmenon4347
    @sinmenon4347 5 років тому

    I just loved that I played it with CC and the auto-generated subtitles had "Darth Bandon" as "Dork Bandhan".

  • @DivinityFallen
    @DivinityFallen 5 років тому +11

    The dude in the first mission of mass effect! I knew he’d be on this as soon you did the opening

  • @formerlymink8465
    @formerlymink8465 5 років тому +2

    The older brother at the beginning of far cry 3... That dude was literally wearing a red shirt and he didn't last too long😂

  • @robram008
    @robram008 5 років тому +20

    What about Carmine from gears of war.He's like the gold standard of going to die as soon as the game gets going

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 років тому +2

      Damnit carmine! Dont walk into the giant worm of death!

    • @jayakadark3
      @jayakadark3 5 років тому

      exactly! Carmine from every gears is in your group, and dies on mission.

    • @ravenfist
      @ravenfist 5 років тому

      would be true if not for the oldest Carmine brother who in true GoW standards kicks ass and survives :P

    • @zjoee
      @zjoee 5 років тому +1

      I love how they did a player poll leading up to the game to determine if Carmine lived or died in 3 haha.

    • @ravenfist
      @ravenfist 5 років тому

      @@zjoee i know, so epic xD don´t really remember, but weren´t it a fairly close call aswell?

  • @rhynlock11
    @rhynlock11 5 років тому

    Seeing Jane in a Solaire shirt always brings a smile to my face. she should praise the sun every time she wears it on camera

  • @Steve-YT383
    @Steve-YT383 5 років тому +4

    To be fair, not moving may be your best defense against dying in Dark Souls.

  • @Adam-ul3ju
    @Adam-ul3ju 5 років тому +1

    “You can’t crush the Covenant WITHOUT inverted look on.”
    Fixed that for you. ;)

  • @robertagu5533
    @robertagu5533 5 років тому +11

    Jenkins was WAY too motto in a way that screamed digital dead man walking second I saw him.. especially with all the talk of all the great "future" endeavors he had to look forward too and thirst for excitement...
    An if Trask had any number of specific metals in his blade he actually stood a good chance of beating that discount Sith Inquisitor... too bad everything else probably got him though

    • @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
      @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 3 роки тому

      Erm, no. For all the heroics of Trask, he was not Force-sensitive, not a trained Jedi killer, he stood little chance against Darth Bandon even if his blade could reflect lightsaber. Because, you know, one wave of Bandon's hand, and Trask's pinned to the wall or electrocuted.

  • @waynehewitt1839
    @waynehewitt1839 5 років тому

    "your ship is a rocking,
    Because the sith have come a knocking,
    For very important jedi,
    Bastila Shan."
    Wow, great rhythm, Jane! I really hope that was intentional.

  • @christopherlouis2037
    @christopherlouis2037 5 років тому +16

    I recall the entirety of the Happy Trials Caravan in the beginning of Fallout New Vegas Honest Hearts dying almost immediately. I actually liked them. Except Ricky. Screw Ricky.

    • @kitkit5167
      @kitkit5167 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, I purposely didn't dismiss him for that very reason

    • @krebward
      @krebward 5 років тому +1

      I must've reloaded the beginning like 20 times before I realized there was no saving them. They'd explode from a grazing leg shot. So sad.

  • @DreadWulfie
    @DreadWulfie 5 років тому

    I love the fact that in the clip where the red shirt gets downed by the vines, McCoy just crosses his arms right after the fact. I'm now imagining him just shaking his head and calling the red shirt an idiot.

  • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
    @Ag3nt0fCha0s 5 років тому +5

    They should have had a "guest presenter introduce each segment before being killed and the rest being explained by a regular.

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 років тому +2

      Ag3nt0fCha0s What a missed opportunity... XD

  • @psoma_brufd
    @psoma_brufd 5 років тому +2

    Actually Mike, excluding the main characters, the red shirts seem to have a statistically higher percent chance of survival than any other colour shirt... in The Original Series anyway.
    It is just that many more of them go on away missions, excluding the main cast.

  • @frozencapciicle2540
    @frozencapciicle2540 5 років тому +3

    How dare you imply that I didnt care about Trask's death.
    ...over a decade later and I still think about what could have been 😭

  • @CrudeConduct666
    @CrudeConduct666 5 років тому +1

    Trask was a fucking hero. Dude went at a Dark Jedi with a double bladed light saber just to save a guy he literally just met

  • @Dragondave17real
    @Dragondave17real 5 років тому +3

    7 billion people that would melt from Jane's smile. Praise the sun!

  • @JohnB-nj5io
    @JohnB-nj5io 5 років тому

    That funereal rendition of "Mad World" brought me to tears. Which tears, not sure, but laughter comes from grieving, right? XD

  • @edaraujo2169
    @edaraujo2169 5 років тому +5

    Of Course Jenkins was Doomed! the "L" on his name Stands for LEROY! LEROY FRIGGIN JENKINS!

  • @ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo
    @ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo 5 років тому +2

    "You can't crush the covenant with inverted look on.."
    *I BEG YOUR PARDON?*

  • @DerFauleHund
    @DerFauleHund 5 років тому +21

    After Halo Jenkins has a special meaning to me. The memes didn't help and didn't improve my view.
    My red shirt is in the laundry? Ok bring me my brown pants.
    Speaking of shirts. I like Jane's pullover/shirt.

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 5 років тому +2

      Andre Kröger praise the sun

    • @drolnogardgames4335
      @drolnogardgames4335 5 років тому

      @@Robbnlinzi been scrolling for a while looking for someone to comment on that. good on you, fellow sunbro

  • @emmettmay8704
    @emmettmay8704 5 років тому

    That Mad World cover was glorious. Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

  • @Ryptyq
    @Ryptyq 5 років тому +4

    What about Rell Julian from Bulletstorm?
    Don't remember him? I barely did. He died too early, that's why!

  • @TheRealJDPerry
    @TheRealJDPerry 5 років тому +1

    Fun trivia, House Ulgo & the Endar Spire are both things in the Star Wars the Old Republic MMO with Ulgo being a faction on Alderaan & Endar Spire being the focus of a quest on Taris (you go into the ships wreckage) /nerdflex

  • @ayanhaider303
    @ayanhaider303 5 років тому +10

    Here's a thought, what if every whoever wears a red shirt in a dangerous situation realizes what they're attire heralds for them and thus panics, leading to their deaths and increasing the curse of the red shirt.

    • @amyhouck7247
      @amyhouck7247 5 років тому +1

      John Scalzi’s Redshirts is a novel that explores this.

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 5 років тому

      The problem is TNG elevated red shirts to COMMAND. So you're never sure if you're essential cast or doomed to die.

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 3 роки тому

    I love how Spock doesn't even look up from the tricorder as Everts is getting killed by tentacles, and McCoy just folds his arms like "Oh man, not again....".

  • @jammywammy2961
    @jammywammy2961 5 років тому +5

    You cant do expendble gears of war npc's without like EVERY CARMINE EVER

  • @FreshestSoup
    @FreshestSoup 5 років тому +1

    Forgetting Jenkins? Inconceivable! He lives on in our hearts forever