7 Dumbest Mistakes by Evil Corporations in Videogames

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  • @orangecat862002
    @orangecat862002 5 років тому +593

    Honorable mention for the companies making plasmids in the Bioshock series. Giving people the ability to shoot lightening and fire out of their hands, but with the unfortunate side effect of turning them into disfigured mutants. When those customers get angry for that, sure is a shame they now have the ability to shoot freaking fire out of their hands and get their revenge!

    • @Lil-Dragon
      @Lil-Dragon 5 років тому +45

      Not to mention them creating Big Daddies and the Big Sisters in the series purely to end up creating more Splicers.

    • @megawix1227
      @megawix1227 5 років тому +11

      wasn't the mutant appearance an uncommon side effect after the customers go mad and start killing everyone

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 років тому +36

      And then Columbia cribbed off Rapture's notes in Bioshock Infinite. "No, no, they're not plasmids from an alternate universe, they're...vigors! Yeah, that's right, vigors."

    • @orangecat862002
      @orangecat862002 5 років тому +22

      RanMouri82 cheated, but then took it to the next level.
      Boss: So what’s everyone got for me this week? This lighting vigor is tops!
      Employee: *Nervously* Well I....I have a new idea where you shoot crows at someone.
      Boss: Promoted.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 5 років тому +20

      The disfigurement came from ADAM withdrawal. They aren’t going to go against their dealer, they’re going to steal shit to buy more sweet sweet ADAM.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +2746

    *Number 1:* _Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc._
    *Mistakes:* Self-destruct buttons in every Inators.

    • @coryhart1789
      @coryhart1789 5 років тому +49

      Omg yes😂 so true

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +58

      Also has a version of Karen that took a kid

    • @Jethwright
      @Jethwright 5 років тому +166

      Go easy on the Doc, both his parents didn't show up to his birth after all

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +39

      Except his evil alternate reality self he has none

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 5 років тому +4

      @@Jethwright physically impossible unless he was a clone

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 4 роки тому +270

    I would say that the dumbest mistake the company in "Five Nights At Freddy's" ever made was installing security doors that require power to stay down.
    If anything, keeping those heavy doors in the up position should be what drains power.
    Oh, and running their security system on (what HAS to be) a 9 volt battery isn't all that smart, either.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 2 роки тому +49

      or having vents the size of sewers with no covering on them

    • @kayschut9327
      @kayschut9327 2 роки тому +23

      @@coolgreenbug7551 Or thinking they need security with murder robots wandering about.

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 2 роки тому +8

      @@kayschut9327 I suppose it gave them a reason to stay in the building

    • @pkmntrainerlilac4164
      @pkmntrainerlilac4164 Рік тому +11

      If the doors stay up by springs, and stay down by hydraulics, we COULD give them points for not trapping their guards in the event of a fire... But this IS fazbears were on about...

    • @gos358
      @gos358 Рік тому +9

      Or deciding that a yellow rabbit with an obvious corpse of a murderer in it would be safe to keep with them

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 років тому +332

    There's also Hyperion, because they keep reviving your Vault Hunter character every time he/she dies

    • @terabyte849
      @terabyte849 5 років тому +62

      And then the president of that corporation doesn't use that same tech when he dies

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 5 років тому +7

      *cries in n4t c4n0n*

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 років тому +7

      @@terabyte849 *cough* "Ryan Industries" *cough*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +15

      @@terabyte849 The station sometimes states that the scanning process may or may not render you sterile, which is why I assume Jack didn't undergo that procedure...
      (Also, Jack needed the Hunters alive at the beginning, and I think you can make up some bullshit like either you simply *can't* remove somebody from the New-U servers, or Jack didn't think about it because he's totally cuckoo and/or too full of himself to judge that it would be necessary)

    • @dakotastricklin2691
      @dakotastricklin2691 4 роки тому +10

      For 1, it was for the money. You would keep killing people who would pay to respawn and then kill you who would then pay to respawn.
      2, angel could have very well removed jacks newU data to prevent him from coming back.
      3, if she didn't then it's obvious that he didn't want to be unable to reproduce. It clearly states you lose your right to reproduce. Not to mention the possibility of extra limbs or lack thereof. Hes handsome jack after all

  • @centurionconrad
    @centurionconrad 4 роки тому +538

    “What could possibly go wrong?”-Literally everyone who ever made a deal with demons.

    • @noone0106
      @noone0106 4 роки тому +1

      The rolling stones never say that

    • @kayden2446
      @kayden2446 4 роки тому +1

      So my mom said that so she could give birth to me?

    • @B.E.N_
      @B.E.N_ 4 роки тому

      Do not deal with the dorito

    • @B.E.N_
      @B.E.N_ 4 роки тому

      @@kayden2446 lazari?

    • @kayden2446
      @kayden2446 4 роки тому

      @@B.E.N_ Nope. Just felt like saying something at the time

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 5 років тому +543

    *pretends not to notice Jane taking notes for her evil corporation*

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 5 років тому +36

      nah, Jane's waaaaay ahead on the smartly doing evil. she doesn't make stupid mistakes, only careless ones like accidently releasing all the horror mutant monsters. ehh, she thinks, volunteers are free.

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 5 років тому +16

      It's fine - Jane doesn't have the attention span to create a corporation, at worst a few more things will go *boom* for a while

    • @CortashGaming
      @CortashGaming 5 років тому +12

      @@dragon-kitty cthulu will protect her....

    • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
      @Rodrigo-ei4ht 5 років тому +15

      Jane wrote THEIR playbooks. But her ideas were so evil they threw them out and that's why they failed

  • @eeveelutionary1820
    @eeveelutionary1820 5 років тому +383

    What about the Faro Corporation from Horizon Zero Dawn? They literally killed everyone on earth by accident.

    • @RoyalSorceress
      @RoyalSorceress 5 років тому +91

      And then they deliberately destroyed all of humanity’s collective knowledge and culture “to keep the new humans innocent.” I think it was just so they wouldn’t know the mass extinction was all their fault.

    • @overbored617
      @overbored617 5 років тому +20

      @@RoyalSorceress then giving hades free will LOL faro guy was an idiot I hope he isn't dead yet so we can kill him when the series continues

    • @SarazaStarclaw
      @SarazaStarclaw 5 років тому +25

      I was wondering why Faro Corp wasn't here. Granted its a PlayStation game but WOW its one of the WORST apocalypse scenarios I've heard of in fiction. The Faro plague coupled with operation enduring victory was truly horrifying as you uncovered it piece by piece in the game.

    • @aoa3855
      @aoa3855 5 років тому +15

      Yo. Who else is waiting for horizon zero dawn 2.
      It could come this year (or the next) but I literally can't wait

    • @aoa3855
      @aoa3855 5 років тому +1

      @@WordSarien me too
      But I'm hoping that it can come this year and it will be as good or even better than the first horizon. (which I played MAYBE 3 times 1 of them was with the frozen wilds dlc) I said maybe bc it could've been 4

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +1195

    As we've all learnt from Umbrella, DONT PUT YOUR LOGO ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVIL.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +65

      Or make your name based off of something common! Seriously, someone could say, "wow, look at this umbrella", and the moment someone acts suspicious, Umbrella's screwed

    • @CaitlinRC
      @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +37

      @@IamaPERSON Exactly! It's like naming yourself Bread. The bakeries around the country would be doomed!

    • @hiunaut2833
      @hiunaut2833 5 років тому +32

      *gasp* You dare to question the almighty "How to be super villain 101"?!
      This is the basic of all evil corporation so that the hero will know who they are dealing with!

    • @captainzac24
      @captainzac24 5 років тому +23

      My favorite stupid umbrella logo is from the second movie where it's on the back of the bullets, not the casings no the actual piece of metal you probably put in some one so they wouldn't tell the world your actually evil

    • @jennifervalentine8955
      @jennifervalentine8955 5 років тому +17

      Ok, but without branding, how will they know to contact us for their super bioweapons?

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 5 років тому +330

    Aperture Science? Aperture Science.
    Abstergo, though, to be fair - in Black Flag you're not playing the finished game, you're researching content. They'll find a way to spin the story to be more Templar-friendly before release.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 5 років тому +9

      Thank you! Was just about to say that

    • @dennish.2554
      @dennish.2554 5 років тому +31

      You find a trailer in game when you dig deep enough where they twisted the whole thing where your alies are now the bad guys

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +11

      I mean, I dunno if Aperture counts... They basically existed to make dumb mistakes and correct them using dumbest mistakes x)

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 4 роки тому +8

      @@NWolfsson Aperture was like Black Mesa, testing something then making a life changing mistake. But Aperture's downfall was a robot.

    • @xellosmakuzo2586
      @xellosmakuzo2586 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t forget about Black Mesa

  • @psychotimo
    @psychotimo 5 років тому +125

    technically point man (your character in F.E.A.R) is Alma's kid, so they DID manage to create a super soldier... still backfired, but they made one xP

  • @sniperhawk2
    @sniperhawk2 5 років тому +346

    What about Weyland-Yutani trying to capture a live xenomorph speciman? If it wasn’t for them we wouldn’t have had to play Aliens: Colonial Marines

    • @aidanvandeveer2926
      @aidanvandeveer2926 5 років тому +32

      You were told never to mention that.

    • @Gariel2007
      @Gariel2007 5 років тому +8

      The dumbest thing WY did was try to trick people into being infected by the xenomorph, instead of just hiring some well prepared contractors to capture and recover the specimen. Throw in some hush money or a fireing squad to great them upon return and your set.

    • @samdiabolos1858
      @samdiabolos1858 5 років тому

      I loved that game i dont understand why it gets so much hate sure it has flaws but every game does

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 5 років тому +5

      Darth Dracula major deception of what is actually in the game. Terrible gameplay, a forced stealth section with no firearms in a shooter game, and terrible ai

    • @samdiabolos1858
      @samdiabolos1858 5 років тому +2

      @@Cthulhuwarlord i found the gameplay different but the yeah i think the stealth section was bullshit and ok the ai was a little wonky but yeah thanks for your input

  • @cesaroviedo6345
    @cesaroviedo6345 5 років тому +713

    Jane describing the FNAF timeline: They Got bad juju after a murder back in the day
    MatPat: *eye twitches*

    • @Saddened_Editor
      @Saddened_Editor 5 років тому +39

      My eye twitched as well lol

    • @ghostybees6322
      @ghostybees6322 5 років тому +58

      Definitely nothing more then that going on. No complexities whatsoever.

    • @yocumaco13
      @yocumaco13 5 років тому +35

      That whole segment had me screaming and my only experience with Fnaf is through Game Theory

    • @charadremurr2365
      @charadremurr2365 5 років тому +17

      Yeah i mean HELLO did you even WATCH GAME THEORY

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 років тому +27

      Why should that be any more accurate than their explanations of ExoGeni or Abstergo?

  • @nyktophylax8855
    @nyktophylax8855 5 років тому +503

    "We've all made mistakes, like calling our teacher 'mom' ". So relatable. I've been called mom by my students, and I'm a 197 cm (6 feet 5 inches) man.

    • @EastImp
      @EastImp 4 роки тому +14

      Ludovic Thed my mom was my teacher one year

    • @mayocult2025
      @mayocult2025 4 роки тому +5

      How about calling the teacher your sister

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 4 роки тому +2

      @@mayocult2025 That only counts as a mistake if you're actually banging her at the time. *Especially* if she is actually your mother
      *Sweet* *home* *Alabama*

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 4 роки тому +6

      How.... How dafuq?

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 4 роки тому +10

      @@mayocult2025 happens daily in catholic schools, I presume

  • @lassestvring3427
    @lassestvring3427 5 років тому +98

    Practically any evil Pokémon team. Don't let a guy witch a rattata, ekans, or something else that should definitely be evolved at this point in the story, be the last line of defense at your HQ. In the first place, just get some better Pokémon

    • @Soul073
      @Soul073 4 роки тому +4

      Technically Team Plasma Grunts' Pokemon are weak since it's the ones that they "liberated" from the normal people on the towns that are conveniently the same level as yours during progression.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 4 роки тому +5

      Half of the teams would destroy everything we know.
      Team Magma & Aqua would either create a desolate wasteland or Waterworld by waging war between Groudon and Kyogre.
      Team Galatic wants to play god and reshape the universe with Palkia and Dialga, which could easily backfire.
      Team Flare wants to intentionally cause the end of the world with Xerneas and Yvetal.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 4 роки тому +6

      I forgive Team Rocket for this since their standard pokemon are primarily for thieving, not battling. Why Rattatas and Ekans instead of Raticate and Arbok? Because they're smaller and can fit into tighter spaces.
      Yondu: "Good fer thievin'"

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +1

      Team Yell is a "spare time" hobby of some Spikemuth Gym staff, and their pokemon are always at or below your level. Keep in mind that they're gym *Number 7 of 8* and you always annihilate them.
      Y

  • @Papand11
    @Papand11 4 роки тому +64

    Can I just say that in Black Flag, what you as the character is experiencing when you play and control Kenway, is not the game that they are developing. This is you going through the memories of Desmond Miles' DNA to gather inspiration and information about the past so they can make a game in which the templars are good and the assassins bad. Also it's a front to search for the oracles or whatever that guy with two different eyes is called.

    • @ravenlinosoriano2867
      @ravenlinosoriano2867 2 роки тому +5

      Sages

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but every single AC game besides Revelations, if I'm remembering the name right, made the Templars the bad guys and the Assassins the good guys. It wasn't just Black Flag, Black Flag just continued the trend

  • @Myomer104
    @Myomer104 5 років тому +116

    Vault-Tec (and, for that matter, many others) from Fallout has far too many to count.

    • @baneofdan
      @baneofdan 5 років тому +19

      Everything Vault Tec did was intentional they weren't bothered how the vault experiments turned out as long as something happened, they can't be held responsible for Fallout 76...

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 5 років тому +8

      @@baneofdan Thing is, that's still stupid. Yes, the Vaults were all an elaborate conspiracy by Vault-Tec and the government to perform isolated (not controlled, because they weren't) experiments on various populations to see how they'd survive (or not) in a variety of rather contrived scenarios. And all it took was ending the whole world to get the whole thing started. So their whole plan relied on the destruction of civilization. Either because it was inevitable and they knew it, or because they caused it on purpose, themselves. Either way, instead of preserving and nurturing the last remnants of human civilization like they said they would, they subjected them to experiments which killed most of the survivors, and drove most of the rest crazy. Because when there's almost no people left, surely that's the best use of those limited resources.
      And what did they learn? Who even are they? Because by all accounts, they're all long dead, and didn't seem to benefit at all from whatever these experiments were supposed to reveal. And it's not like there was any profit in it, because civilization itself ended before it even began, so their money, if they ever made any, was worthless before the experiments even happened. Even the survival of mankind and the existence of non-mutated strains of humanity of use to the Enclave were incidental results of the Vault project, not part of their original purpose. Which is elusive, to say the least. It's not a stretch to say that everyone running Vault-Tec was probably insane, which explains a lot about the Fallout universe.

    • @jeebuskroost3852
      @jeebuskroost3852 5 років тому +2

      Vault tec looks to have been engineered as a way to usurp world power by making a new world government and military although almost all their military projects were cataclysmic failures. They had or seemed to have a unique outlet in each vault that on its own isnt too substantial but combined with others would likely make quite a complex system if it had worked out. In lamens terms a perfect world however those visions of ultimatum rarely work out.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому

      @@nightsong81
      Vault-Tec was looking to create a generation ship to colonise other worlds. They have no idea what might be out there or the situations that might occur on such a ship, so they ran experiments to see what people might do. They probably had big plans to run those experiments; the war just accelerated them.

    • @Atma_Weapon
      @Atma_Weapon 5 років тому

      I would include the Institute, since Father's super cool plan to experiment with your release from the cryotube ultimately resulted in his death and the total destruction of his underground evil genius lair. Moral of the story: don't release an angry parent bent on revenge.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 5 років тому +337

    You’re going to let Faro Automated Solutions get away with ending all life on Earth by creating self replicating machines that feed on biomass in Horizon Zero Dawn?

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 5 років тому +19

      Hey they created Robo Jurassic Park, win win

    • @saffronstiegmann2542
      @saffronstiegmann2542 5 років тому +16

      I was hoping some would mention Faro's corporation.

    • @lyricsnurkowski9933
      @lyricsnurkowski9933 5 років тому +7

      THANK YOU!!

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 років тому +3

      Then there's the entirety of Neo Arcadia.
      They pretty much have a monopoly on life.

    • @TheSnKoh
      @TheSnKoh 4 роки тому +4

      Isnt that a PlayStation exclusive? That might be why or am I thinking of killzone?

  • @GabrielKnightz
    @GabrielKnightz 5 років тому +307

    I'm pretty sure Black Mesa belongs on this list.
    Also, nobody tell Mike there's a PC mod that puts Mr.X in a thong.

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 років тому +23

      Black Mesa is run by government as far as I understand, so it's expected.

    • @Sean-ne3gx
      @Sean-ne3gx 5 років тому +14

      @@dmitriygryaznov9210 I thought they were a government contractor, not just a research lab. So they'd be paid by the government, all of the great science that comes from morally and sensibly bankrupt experiments, with only half of the liability :D

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 років тому +12

      @@Sean-ne3gx You are correct now that I look it up, I was projecting European realities onto the situation. If Black Mesa was built in the Alps there would be direct governmental control and G-man would likely spend years getting a timeslot for his "experiment", only to have his "sample" confiscated due to improper paperwork.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +8

      Doesn't that same mod make him squeak like rubber duck with every motion?

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 5 років тому +2

      GabrielKnightz Black Mesa ain’t really evil, questionable maybe, but definitely should be on this list

  • @dragon_biscuits
    @dragon_biscuits 5 років тому +132

    I'm surprised literally every vampire from The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim Dawnguard DLC wasn't on here. Their goal is to destroy the sun so they can thrive, ignoring that destroying the sun would kill all the plants, therefore killing all the herbivores, and then killing both men and mer, and any other animals, which is a long chain leafing to the demise of the vampires with nothing to feed on.

    • @lordmeepers7297
      @lordmeepers7297 3 роки тому +6

      Vampires don’t actually need to feed in elder scrolls

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 роки тому +6

      @@lordmeepers7297 Can they handle harsh radiation, extreme cold, and such?

    • @lordmeepers7297
      @lordmeepers7297 3 роки тому +8

      @@AlmightyPolarBear they are undead so yes case in point castle volkihar for extreme cold and for a dead sun radiation wouldn’t be a problem but as all the trees die their only other real weakness in fire doesn’t really remain an issue

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 3 роки тому +3

      Im sorry but how do they intend to destroy the sun? im curious by this point

    • @lordmeepers7297
      @lordmeepers7297 3 роки тому +3

      @@nerosoul2506 short answer powerful magic

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 5 років тому +88

    Here's a not-very-well-known one: the TranStar Corporation from Prey (2017). "Let's inject liquified alien bits into our brains, through our eyes, to instantly transfer skills and intelligence, while attracting the attention of a bigger alien who wants to eat our psychic energies."

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 2 роки тому

      And also programming our turrets to recognize and shoot alien dna, that is now I. Us due to the whole injection thing, ending in our own turrets shooting us.

    • @Protoa-Ash-and-Arc
      @Protoa-Ash-and-Arc Рік тому +2

      Oh yes the f***ing nightmare, also most of the game is a game made from Morgan’s memories and you are actually a typhon as revealed at the end

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 5 років тому +251

    Branding your own secret lab...
    Me and Jane are looking at you Umbrella

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +5

      holy sh** that's the best xD

    • @dankeykang8243
      @dankeykang8243 5 років тому +4

      Jane and I*

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +1

      Well, to be fair... It's good marketing ;P

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому

      @@SA80TAGE So, what? Cooks aren't allowed nap time?? lol

  • @divyanshdewan4671
    @divyanshdewan4671 5 років тому +68

    What about Faro Industries in Horizon Zero Dawn? That company made killer robots capable of self multiplying and consuming biomass as fuel and oh...what else?
    Ya. ENDS LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?!?!

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому

      Excellent point.

    • @fakebobbyhill296
      @fakebobbyhill296 5 років тому +1

      I literally just wrote almost the exact same comment.

    • @malo6748
      @malo6748 5 років тому +1

      Such a great game, sad they made only one DLC :(

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +1

      Yup. Just... Complete idiots.
      Of course we have our ginger-haired protagonist to save us from Hades.
      By the way tip on how to destroy Thunderjaws:Shoot off the disc launcher and use it against them. So easy then.

    • @Michael-fd1gx
      @Michael-fd1gx 5 років тому

      @@hazeltree7738 One Thunderjaw is hard to destroy, two Thunderjaws are easy to destroy. The reason; corruption arrows make the destroy each other.

  • @AgeOfSynn
    @AgeOfSynn 5 років тому +302

    7:45 "A cool hero who rocks the iconic white hood" Not the best statement if taken out of context...

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +39

      Not even really a great statement IN context, to be honest - it's not like the Assassin's Guild was out selling girl scout cookies or rescuing satchels of puppies from the river...

    • @kabochahata9693
      @kabochahata9693 5 років тому +18

      Highly agreed (cough white supremacy is bad cough everybody should be equal)

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 5 років тому +14

      *Desires to make an offensive joke*
      Uhh... 1.. 4... 8...........
      Eig-SEVEN!

    • @philipgutierrez2999
      @philipgutierrez2999 5 років тому +3

      Hu... oh my god, I just realized what you meant.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому +3

      Moonknight? Or whoever that ?Dc?person is.

  • @the_real_boogeyman
    @the_real_boogeyman 3 роки тому +234

    Theory: Mr. X is a metaphor for the IRS, and Leon is just having a nightmare about not paying his taxes

  • @novaseer
    @novaseer 5 років тому +239

    I just want to quickly say, 'UAC' stands for ' *Union* Aerospace Corporation', not 'United Aerospace Corporation'.
    Sorry, massive Doom fan here.

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 5 років тому +13

      I thought it was a 'united assault command' lmao i just killed demons and never paid attention

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 5 років тому +21

      @@scaredstar9127 The game intentionally keeps the lore into the Codex and doesn't waste your time with exposition in the real game. That'll probably be why - and it's a good approach for the game to take.

    • @seanbroccoli2698
      @seanbroccoli2698 5 років тому +5

      I thought it was for "User Account Control"........ :P

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 5 років тому +8

      Unintentional Anal Collapse, if that "pain in your behind" line was anything to go by.

    • @Justadeerthatgames
      @Justadeerthatgames 5 років тому

      I smell one m

  • @jjcondon001
    @jjcondon001 5 років тому +216

    How can Mike not remember that beautiful quote from the Bible.
    Letter to the Corinthians 6: 1-6.
    And the Lord did say unto Doomguy, "go forth and blow all the demons to bits with loads of guns. And when thou has finished thy task, thou shalt shoot John Romero in the face."

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 років тому +14

      "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..." Oh, wrong passage. Sorry.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 років тому +20

      @@louisduarte8763 Continuing on: "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. "

    • @homegrowntwinkie
      @homegrowntwinkie 5 років тому +5

      @@Chaos89P r/UnexpectedMontyPython

    • @gilliganinja
      @gilliganinja 5 років тому +1

      There actually is a missing book of Corinthians, as in 2nd Corinthians, Paul states "in my last letter to you" and goes on to describe something not addressed in 1st Corinthians. Fun fact for the evening

    • @homegrowntwinkie
      @homegrowntwinkie 5 років тому

      @@gilliganinja Yeah but what is it?

  • @MyVids246
    @MyVids246 5 років тому +187

    Portal's Aperture made terrible mistakes. A lot. In fact, just having Cave Johnson run any company is a huge mistake.

    • @Maradrafts
      @Maradrafts 5 років тому +17

      Agreed! That being said,
      Aperture Science,
      We do what we must
      Because that's the third PR nightmare this month
      wasn't really catchy enough.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +4

      There is an argument to be made, that hireling Caroline was their biggest mistake as a company.
      Boy did Johnson dig the company deep, in his desperation to have them turn out any product that functioned as intended though.

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 5 років тому +4

      Bit honestly, What are those "portal test" for? I mean, What they were trying to achieve by making human test subjects jumping around, possibly dying in the process?

    • @DeltaJim
      @DeltaJim 5 років тому +8

      Also, putting a sentient AI in charge of overseeing testing and giving it access to deadly neurotoxin was PROBABLY a mistake.

    • @spark9189
      @spark9189 5 років тому +1

      @@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 they were for the us government

  • @boomxhakalaca3660
    @boomxhakalaca3660 5 років тому +176

    Evil Corporation: Aperture Science
    Mistake: Making GLaDOS in the first place

    • @mattd6931
      @mattd6931 5 років тому +20

      But there's no sense crying over every mistake, we just keep on trying till we run out of cake...

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +8

      The company was plenty bad bad in Cave Johnson's heyday.

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 5 років тому +1

      Ikr.

    • @swordracer
      @swordracer 5 років тому +7

      No that wasn't the mistake the WAY they made her that's their mistake

    • @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest
      @TheSquonkOfPillingerForest 5 років тому +10

      Nah their mistake was letting Cave Johnson run the place

  • @MattDakus
    @MattDakus 5 років тому +45

    Horizon: Zero Dawn? Faro Industries had an oopsie that resulted in the extinction of all life on Earth. I think that that deserves a mention. Who would have dreamed that building an army of self replicating robots that can consume biomass as fuel could go wrong?

    • @darklight9443
      @darklight9443 8 днів тому

      Don't forget Faro's order for "no back door into the system"

  • @josephweber1447
    @josephweber1447 5 років тому +67

    4:40
    "Safe" energy.
    Opening a portal to literal hell and taking energy from it is safe. Got it

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +6

      I mean...technically it is! There’s no harmful side effects whatsoever to using argent energy.
      At least not until the demons actually find the portal.

    • @brandonp7503
      @brandonp7503 4 роки тому +2

      Nuclear power plant CEO's be like...

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 3 роки тому

      @@brandonp7503 To be fair, you shouldn't walk into a nuclear reactor and sit on the fuel rods. You shouldn't walk into hell and take a seat on a demon.
      One rips your spine out while the other just gives you cancer...

    • @brandonp7503
      @brandonp7503 3 роки тому

      @@mattstorm360 The idea behind the portal in Doom wasn't for anyone to sit on a demon. I don't think anyone sat on Fukushima or Chernobyl's fissionable materials.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 років тому +37

    Surprised Jane didn't (again) delve into the stupidity of Cerberus from the Mass Effect games. A giant corporation that wants to control humanity and/or Reapers resurrecting a soldier that was a staunch advocate for the destruction of said Reapers? Who greenlit that idea?

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 5 років тому +8

      Cerberus was a black ops unit within the Alliance military, highest security clearance. They went rogue in the first game and after Shepard wrecked their highly illegal projects, reemerged as a full blown terrorist group allegedly dedicated to the alleged advancement of humanity. The whole Reaper control business came after Shepard's successful mission to stop the Collectors.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +3

      @@michaelmorton5698 well.....fine, but I still want to know the consequence of delivering (or not) that info I got in the whole Kahoku side mission!

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 5 років тому +8

      @@brentage5000 Even if you sent the Shadow Broker's rep copies of the files you recovered, I believe he was right. The Alliance buried them to further distance itself from Cerberus. Humanity is on thin ice with the Council even with you as the first human Spectre.

  • @taragwendolyn
    @taragwendolyn 5 років тому +59

    Czerka Corp? Literally everything they do in the K1, K2, and SWTOR games? (though if I had to pick exactly one thing, waking up an ancient evil entity with the power to corrupt & take over technology and a plan to take over the universe ranks pretty high...)

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 років тому +8

      Well, they are competent in K2. In K1 they seemed incompetent with the Tatooine fiasco, but they did use their foothold on the planet to build those research facilities (revealed in SWTOR), so it was not so bad. As for ancient evil entity, considering there are so many of those in SW Universe I guess they have those covered somewhere in their risk management department.

    • @CarbonRollerCaco
      @CarbonRollerCaco 5 років тому +1

      Дмитрий Грязнов ::shoulder-taps random planets::
      *YOU GET A DEMON*
      *YOU GET A DEMON*
      *YOU GET A DEMON*
      *YOU GET A DEMON*
      Hey, the universe IS massive.

  • @SirExal
    @SirExal 5 років тому +144

    Fazbear doesn't need new animatronics--just some doors that stay closed without consuming power! Come on, guys, that's the default state of doors!

    • @JoshTigerheart
      @JoshTigerheart 5 років тому +33

      The consuming power part of the doors is weird and nonsensical, but the fact they open when the power fails is not. Those are doors that are designed to "Fail Open", presumably in that whoever is inside the office doesn't become trapped if the power fails, such as in the event of a fire. If they were "Fail Close", they'd be great against the animatronics, yeah, but otherwise whoever was inside would be trapped until power was restored which in some cases, like a fire, would be very, very bad.

    • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
      @Rodrigo-ei4ht 5 років тому +32

      @@JoshTigerheart Yeah but he's saying why go through all that trouble when you can install standard doors that don't use electricity xD. I mean make em heavy duty and add a couple deadbolts. Think of the money you'll save on electricity and having to compensate for murdered security

    • @nelraak5233
      @nelraak5233 5 років тому +1

      It should cost power to keep them open right? Oh wait I forgot the building is upside down

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 5 років тому

      The electricity is probably used to keep the doors from being pried open.

    • @nelraak5233
      @nelraak5233 5 років тому +3

      @@tetragaming6332 maybe but that should happen when BEING pried open and they should just already be down.

  • @furonguy42
    @furonguy42 5 років тому +64

    I feel like Peak 15 from Mass Effect 1 should be on the list as well as Exogeni. "Hey, lets resurrect the lovecraftian bug monsters that almost conquered the galaxy, what could go wrong?"

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 5 років тому +6

      4 words: Angry. Genocial, Cathulu, Army

    • @markspencer5419
      @markspencer5419 4 роки тому

      J j jill

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 4 роки тому +7

      Peak 15 was owned by (or perhaps leased to, we never got to see the documentation) Binary Helix, which had one Saren Arterias and Matriarch Benezia as major shareholders. And that's why you don't upset the shareholders, Mike, some of them can flay you with their minds

    • @necktiefox2917
      @necktiefox2917 3 роки тому +6

      To paraphrase their own staff: "These Labs only exist to do stupid crap that gets people killed." Quite the ringing endorsement.

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 роки тому +1

      @@talltroll7092 Since those people are presumably both Reaper indoctrinated, one has to wonder if the purpose of breeding Rachni was to introduce a force into the galaxy which can't be negotiated or allied with, since if there were a galactic Rachni war at the same time the Reapers showed up you'd have half the galaxy that was unable to even consider the idea of putting their differences aside to stand against their common enemy.
      Its probably not a huge stretch to imagine that part of that plan could even be to enslave the Rachni to the Reapers the same way they did to the Collectors.

  • @SpookyTim16
    @SpookyTim16 2 роки тому +22

    Mobius from the evil within could also fit on this list. They implanted every single one of their employees with a chip that could kill them if they ever betrayed the corporation... which allowed the protagonists to basically destroy the entire organisation Kingsmen style.

  • @jacksonangley8163
    @jacksonangley8163 5 років тому +379

    You keep bashing on mr x, but you are forgetting one thing....
    *X GON GIVE IT TO YA*
    I'm sorry

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 5 років тому +14

      You are forgiven.

    • @jennifervalentine8955
      @jennifervalentine8955 5 років тому +17

      NEVER APOLOGIZE. This is great.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +32

      Xpect something at your house shortly.
      Mr. X: *KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT'S REAL!*

    • @SgtCookie111
      @SgtCookie111 5 років тому +17

      @@jennifervalentine8955 Psssst. There's mod that plays that song every time Mr. X is around.

    • @ascott7321
      @ascott7321 5 років тому +3

      Lol

  • @DavidJoh
    @DavidJoh 5 років тому +64

    I don't understand why a facility that has killer robots that will dispose of any intruders needs security guards.

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 5 років тому +8

      To keep the killer robots from wandering off and murdering random people.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +17

      @@NeoSaturos123 Idea: Just make Killer robots that kill killer robots. Problem solved. Where's my money

    • @jkas95
      @jkas95 5 років тому +2

      David Johnston 🤯🤯🤯

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому

      Maybe the robots cost more to build and maintain, then what the life of a soldier is worth.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 5 років тому +7

      Funny enough, all it takes is to hire a furry to stay alive. Because they can go in their own costumes and they are unaffected. It's like their dream job since they're not actively being hunted.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 років тому +90

    The karaoke machine would help if Fazbear Entertainment wanted to keep its "classic" mascots, too. If the animatronics are singing karaoke all night, they can't murder security guards!

    • @mantis638
      @mantis638 5 років тому +5

      Timothy McLean technically that was more the purple guy and ennard’s fault, but other aspects like their terrible security systems and low hygiene standards are.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +5

      @@mantis638 Surely, there's _someone_ running the actual pizzerias who could override Purple Guy's insistence on not letting the animatronics sing karaoke!

    • @Clockworkman-l7r
      @Clockworkman-l7r 5 років тому +9

      I mean, if they want to keep the classic animatronics, they could just build doors that can stay locked all night without somehow running out of power.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +1

      @@Clockworkman-l7r yeah that part made no sense. why would they even use doors like that? More so, why is the security system running on battery power at night?

    • @GreenKey90
      @GreenKey90 5 років тому +1

      Why not just have the security guard wear a costume.. that way they wont look like naked exoskeletons and subsequently wont be murdered.. at least that way they'd be able to have a toilet break...

  • @shotjon2957
    @shotjon2957 5 років тому +17

    I just realized that the church in the doom universe must be having a existential crisis when they realized there was a portal to HELL.

  • @Anarasha
    @Anarasha 4 роки тому +20

    "Don't visualise it!"
    Also, don't Google the mods that lets you fight Mr. X in nothing but an Umbrella speedo.

    • @TheChronozoan
      @TheChronozoan 3 роки тому +2

      What phrase did she mouth after he said he had visualized it?

    • @crystaljones1935
      @crystaljones1935 3 роки тому +3

      Now THAT is frightening!

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 4 місяці тому

      _...GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!_

  • @Ceece20
    @Ceece20 5 років тому +32

    You guys are wondering about all those awful semi believable companies. Meanwhile I’m just wondering who was the construction company who made all those Cathedrals and Temples in Dark Souls 3. Dark Souls 1 sure, probably dragons or something, but by the time of Dark Souls 3 there are sure a lot of Cathedrals. Who built those? Did they use the undead? And why are there so many chairs I must dodge roll into?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому

      I mean who usually builds such buildings?

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 5 років тому

      I presume they were build back when it was filled with people and it was a flourishing city. Before the undead curse.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому

      ​@@bern9642 Some, but some of the religions are based around undeath, so not necessarily.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 5 років тому

      @@insaincaldo well the curse was brought on by Gwyn. So I'm guessing before then, there were regular people everywhere filling the rooms and stuff. When you go to anor londo, there are bedrooms there with family portraits and stuff. Beds, chairs and so on. I'm assuming people used to sit on those before their world became a wasteland.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому

      @@bern9642 Yah

  • @Rognik
    @Rognik 5 років тому +73

    No Andy this week? Did you lock him in the pantry again?

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake 5 років тому +2

      Looks like SOMEONE is gonna need to lend some explosives to blow the door.

  • @vladimirlestrad3120
    @vladimirlestrad3120 5 років тому +37

    How can you guys forget Aperture Science from Portal?! A company dedicated to science is all well and good, but if the higher ups in said company decided that building an A.I. whose sole purpose being the pursuit of science is a good thing AND NOT expect it to go rogue and kill all humans in their own facility, then maybe it’s best to take away their ‘Greatest Company in the World’ reward cake.
    And yes i went there.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому

      No, the AI was supposed to be in charge of de-icing fuel for rockets... which got rejected by the military in favour of Black Mesa's projects.

    • @cyranojohnson8771
      @cyranojohnson8771 5 років тому

      Chariots-chariots.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому

      @@cyranojohnson8771
      CHARIOTS CHARIOTS CHARIOTS! Ah ha!

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 5 років тому

      that sounds like a script straight out of the videos lol

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 5 років тому +22

    "All he can do is punch you"
    Tell that to the multiple times I tried saving health items for later and he decided to quit messing around, and crush my head in his hand while holding me off the ground!

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 5 років тому +6

      "All he can do is punch you!"
      That's usually the last thing One Punch Man's enemies say before getting turned into paste...

    • @patrickgrimm9539
      @patrickgrimm9539 4 роки тому +3

      And That TRENCHCOAT is Mr X's LIMITER

  • @mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533
    @mghq-mobilegamerzhq2533 5 років тому +29

    No1: Hyperion
    Created the only device that revives the hero and enemy of Hyperion

  • @Phantom6.6.6
    @Phantom6.6.6 5 років тому +95

    You could also have mentioned how Cerberus implanted themselves with reaper nano tech in mass effect 2 and 3

    • @Aozame
      @Aozame 5 років тому +26

      Honestly, literally everything Cerberus tried to do in the whole series spectacularly backfired on them. LITERALLY. EVERYTHING.
      It's kind of impressive, really.

    • @Phantom6.6.6
      @Phantom6.6.6 5 років тому +2

      @@Aozame to be fair we are one of those backfires and as shepard we kicked ass and don't forget miranda or jack they made amazing weapons they just never really worked out for Cerberus. So we have to give them a little credit

    • @bfrobin446
      @bfrobin446 5 років тому +1

      Cerberus is *technically* a separate entity from the various legitimate businesses they own, so not really an “evil corporation” in the same way the ones on the list are.

    • @VoidMaid
      @VoidMaid 5 років тому +6

      @adan daniels Yeah, but that just further proves the point. Miranda’s recruitment, Jack’s experimentation, and Shepard’s resurrection were all done with the intent to further the goals of Cerberus, only to have all three assets ultimately turn around and actively oppose them.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому +6

      Cerberus could open up a taco truck and have it go rogue, kill all their personnel and threaten the galaxy.

  • @TheForbidden_1ne
    @TheForbidden_1ne 5 років тому +39

    "... with the perseverance of a student loan officer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kingkiller_Azoth
    @Kingkiller_Azoth 5 років тому +100

    Say what you will about the UAC's Hell energy, my electric bill has never been lower!

    • @jhsand1515
      @jhsand1515 5 років тому +29

      Would you say it's... low as Hell?

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 5 років тому +10

      How high has your bill for ammunition and new weapons gone?

    • @Kingkiller_Azoth
      @Kingkiller_Azoth 5 років тому +19

      @@bcfb21 I'll admit there are some tradeoffs. Traffic is a nightmare too with all the destruction around.

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 років тому +14

      @@Kingkiller_Azoth Well, it's either lots of demons or more hurricanes and temperature extremes. The former can be at least shot at; also for once the world's overblown military-industrial complex can be put to something productive.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +8

      @@dmitriygryaznov9210 Can't fight each other if were too busy fighting demons, so I think their's a peaceful resolution between conflicted nations. Plus now that hell is discovered, that means all conflicting religious views can be solved through observation. Conflicts regarding those views may be put to rest so, I think all in all a decent pay out.

  • @catgirlcraft1774
    @catgirlcraft1774 5 років тому +10

    The aether foundation from Pokémon sun and moon is one. ‘Oh, I wonder what will happen when we summon a giant jellyfish demon from another dimension?’ The ultra games get a pass because it wasn’t the foundation’s fault then. Not to mention the leader of aether was so terrible to be around that her own children abandoned her, taking a failed genetic engineering experiment and a small cloud god that despises bags.

  • @jaymsu
    @jaymsu 5 років тому +8

    I love the addition of anything Mass Effect so how about the time the Illusive Man decided he would try to control the reapers and got everyone in Cerberus indoctrinated. That decision was doomed the second he made it

  • @Kewryn
    @Kewryn 5 років тому +61

    I'm sorry Jane, but Predator Banana will never work... we've decided to go with Xenomorph Orange :D

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 5 років тому

      It's the new black fate.

    • @Kewryn
      @Kewryn 5 років тому

      @@tranz2deep Preciously; why search for new black, when we can just have black? :D

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 5 років тому +1

      Oh jeez, that's some strong juice you're suggesting there.

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 5 років тому

      That sounds more annoying than anything else.

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 5 років тому +279

    Borderlands is on this list isn’t it?
    **I’m surprised Borderlands isn’t on this list.

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 5 років тому +27

      Yeah. Maybe having your owner be obsessed with an alien super weapon was a sign on the whole evil thing.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +38

      I was thinking more along the lines of
      DONT REVIVE SUPER HEROES THAT GROW STRONGER AFTER DEATH

    • @thethingoid
      @thethingoid 5 років тому +23

      @@Aflay1 The respawn stations aren't canon as said by the creators.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 років тому +4

      The Thingoid
      They were canon to the first game, but that’s just different parts of the timeline.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 років тому +22

      Let’s not forget Atlas pissing off their greatest assassin by tricking her into killing her own sister. That’s what got them all killed.

  • @dekkuboboo8486
    @dekkuboboo8486 5 років тому +46

    the aftermath of doom is going to be one Hell of a party

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 5 років тому

      "Gonna get mine; get out of my way. There's gonna be (gonna be) gonna be Hell to pay! (click click boom boom)"--Miracle of Sound

  • @Red-in-Green
    @Red-in-Green 2 роки тому +6

    I love the animus. They say so many science words when they explain it! I mean- the premise is flawed at EVERY step and not a single one of those science word was used correctly, but it’s SO spectacularly awful it’s kind of cute.

  • @jlufton9076
    @jlufton9076 5 років тому +15

    Mass effect has a laundry list of this alone, one word Cerberus

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia 4 роки тому +4

      Unsurprisingly most of them turn out to be fronts for Cerberus.

  • @michaeljahanian9765
    @michaeljahanian9765 5 років тому +44

    Ummm, Weyland Yutani? Like messing with the Xenomorph at all is just plain stupid.

    • @Swaggmire215
      @Swaggmire215 4 роки тому

      Yesssss

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 4 роки тому

      That's a film property though. And we already got buckets of evil corporations to choose from in video games.

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri 5 років тому +33

    Zilla Corporation made a mistake by hiring Lo Wang. The damage toll must have gone up to billions, not to mention the cumbersome task of recruiting for all the employees lost.

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 5 років тому +3

      And all the sexual harrassment suits from all his one-liners.

  • @Aledharris
    @Aledharris 5 років тому +12

    "And if I knew anything about business, I'd know why that was a bad thing!" I don't know why, but this had me laughing for a good few seconds.

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 5 років тому +7

    Well, Mike, I think by the time of the latest Doom "catastrophic teleportation experiment releasing all the denizens of hell" *is* an average day at the UAC office.

  • @indecentthinking
    @indecentthinking 5 років тому +4

    Okay, sometimes this channels jokes are hit or miss but the ‘do these crates spark joy?’ one was genius

  • @christopherrichardson2945
    @christopherrichardson2945 5 років тому +57

    That actually be a cool game concept: a management sim for an evil corporation

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 років тому +5

      I heard a lot of praise about "Evil Genius" back in the day, but there should also be plenty of newer options.

    • @christopherrichardson2945
      @christopherrichardson2945 5 років тому

      Дмитрий Грязнов forgot about that game; bit quite what I had in mind , but it’s a good game

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 5 років тому +4

      That's.... absolutely brilliant...

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 років тому +1

      I'd play the hell out of that 😈

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +3

      Dungeon keeper, fallout shelter?

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 5 років тому +15

    0:06 or, saying “ATM Machine” when the M in ATM already stands for machine.

  • @angbald
    @angbald 5 років тому +70

    When you realize that Edward Kenway is John Constantine. 😱

  • @chrisbykilla6077
    @chrisbykilla6077 5 років тому +4

    Did you forget The Hyperion Corporation from the Borderlands series? Especially in Borderlands 2, Handsome Jack seems you as "the bad guys" trying to kill you every which way possible, yet still allows you to infinitely respawn at the New U stations, owned by the Hyperion Corporation. I think Handsome Jack missed his opportunity.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 2 роки тому

      great for capitalism, not great for evil plans

  • @zarfa-de1266
    @zarfa-de1266 4 роки тому +6

    “He chases after you with the perseverance have a student loan officer” 🤣

  • @gracievictor9958
    @gracievictor9958 5 років тому +20

    Jane said “little shop of horrors” and I immediately shouted “FEED ME”!! 😅

    • @adrianlauer
      @adrianlauer 5 років тому +3

      Feed Me Seymour 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MusicVideoTrioS1
    @MusicVideoTrioS1 5 років тому +10

    In AC black flag aren't abstergo attempting to make a pirate movie called Devils of the Carribean (I don't know either clearly its a reference to care bears) using footage your character is supposed to have recorded and editing out the assassin/templar bits

  • @chloeprice1440
    @chloeprice1440 5 років тому +15

    How about Project Walrider started by Murkoff Corporation in Outlast? I would say it failed when their test subjects kinda started brutally murdering everyone and turning into ghosts.

  • @jaded718
    @jaded718 4 роки тому +5

    "constipated expression" i see what you did there, and that was one of the most amazingly subtle jokes I've heard in a long time. Well done

  • @mr.e9502
    @mr.e9502 4 роки тому +3

    The Atlas & Hyperion Corporations from Borderlands 1 & 2 (respectively). One tries to take over a vault, which ends up just being a ridiculously difficult and disappointing final boss, and the other hires you, blows you up on a train, kills your best friend, has his own daughter turned into an AI system, and creates a revival system that may have made your character sterile.

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 5 років тому +15

    "Accidentally calling your teacher Mum"
    Flashbacks to 2nd grade. Oh god.

  • @inevitabletraitor
    @inevitabletraitor 5 років тому +26

    Mike's first mistake of the video: saying "ATM Machine." >.

  • @andrewadams247
    @andrewadams247 5 років тому +20

    What about Cerberus they literally rebuild the man who can end up killing the head of their corporation

    • @crows2808
      @crows2808 5 років тому +6

      They said a clone wouldn't work, but let's be real. A clone would have been so much cheaper and so much more obedient.

    • @SpearM3064
      @SpearM3064 5 років тому +6

      @@crows2808 So would Shepard, if the Illusive Man had allowed Miranda to install that control chip she wanted. (Well, okay, not cheaper, but more obedient.)
      And we saw how well the clone (didn't) work in the Citadel DLC. The clone didn't have friends like Shepard did, only hired minions (it's implied that this is the reason why Shepard was able to defeat the clone). Or, as TV Tropes might say, "What kind of power is heart, anyway?"
      In the end, TIM's plan worked. Shepard did end the Reaper invasion... just not the way TIM expected. (Also, technically, Cerberus wasn't a corporation, it was a pro-human extremist group. Though I'm sure they had plenty of corrupt executives in several different companies secretly funneling money to Cerberus.)

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 5 років тому +2

      They're a terrorist organization not a corporation

  • @josephbanks6319
    @josephbanks6319 5 років тому +2

    Did you forget that in Borderlands 2 Handsome Jack runs Hyperion, the very company that brings you back after you die? If you want to stop someone from foiling your master plans, I dunno maybe, find a way to stop your computer from bringing them back from the dead?

  • @zionnemakoma1398
    @zionnemakoma1398 Рік тому +1

    I feel like in a follow up vid, Faro Automated Solutions from Horizon Zero Dawn should appear.
    Faro made a line of war machines, that can use biomass as fuel, and gave them the capacity for self-manufacture. All it took to have a literal apocalypse was a single glitch in the line that severed chain of command, and the Earth's biosphere was completely destroyed in about 2 years.
    Why didn't they just shut them down? The deactivation codes use advanced technology, which I can only really explain as being basically randomly generated for each individual machine

  • @lunathegodkiller
    @lunathegodkiller 5 років тому +24

    I think Fazbear Entertainment is less evil and more full of idiots who are running out of cash. Plus when they did upgrade/replace them, that went just as badly.
    Or maybe that's just me. I dunno.

    • @TheWizardMus
      @TheWizardMus 5 років тому +3

      No they're evil, literally run by William Afton, who murders children

    • @lunathegodkiller
      @lunathegodkiller 5 років тому

      @@TheWizardMus oh, didn't know that he ran it. Never mind then.

    • @blackeyedconor
      @blackeyedconor 5 років тому

      Luna Plays Games he doesn’t, he helped build some of the animatronics back in the day with someone named Henry who when he learned that William Afton was a murderer using the animatronics to stash the kids bodies, killed himself. While they were both co-founders, William was trapped by one of the spring-lock suits(golden Bonny aka Springtrap) and left to rot until fazbear fright started being built during the events of Fnaf 3

    • @lunathegodkiller
      @lunathegodkiller 5 років тому

      blackeyedconor that lines up more with what i was thinking.

  • @thebirdito9243
    @thebirdito9243 5 років тому +13

    At least in Assassin's Creed: Rogue we see that Abstergo isn't creating the Ezio Trilogy. They'd be completelyed doomed if they propagated using that beautiful Italian man.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 років тому

      By in game Lore figures like Conway are their villains in their games and not their heroes. The memories that we experience as part of the game we play are not exactly what Abstergo releases in the games they create based off of those memories.

  • @voltzoen6262
    @voltzoen6262 5 років тому +19

    Big evil corporations should hire Luke as their PR person.

  • @karlnichols3661
    @karlnichols3661 5 років тому +7

    Also Cerberus all their projects"break loose and start killing all our guys"

  • @mistercaddzola734
    @mistercaddzola734 5 років тому +9

    Video idea:
    Best sniper levels in games.
    (Levels, or sections of games where they give you a high-caliber sniper rifle, and you feel like a badass)
    You’ve got the one in The Last of Us, and you’ve got a couple in Red Dead 2.

  • @superlameusername362
    @superlameusername362 5 років тому +43

    I thought the video would be about EA, Activision.

  • @d3sTr0y4h
    @d3sTr0y4h 5 років тому +41

    "7 Dumbest Mistakes by Evil Corporations that could've been avoided if you only listened to Jane"

  • @angelmin8819
    @angelmin8819 5 років тому +22

    Insulting their consumers.
    Wait... this isn't a video game.

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 5 років тому +5

      _do you guys not have phones_

  • @blastinus3714
    @blastinus3714 5 років тому +3

    Best part of X's apparent programming is that it's designed to exclude certain rooms from its unstoppable wrath, presumably so it doesn't accidentally punch a certain traitorous police chief in the face. So all you need to do in order to evade Umbrella's terrifying killing machine is...walk through a certain door. Then, despite it knowing you're in there, it gets bored and wanders off, allowing you to slip away unnoticed.
    Marvelous design, Umbrella. Simply marvelous.

  • @ubermench3000
    @ubermench3000 5 років тому +3

    "Mr. X pursues you throughout the game with the perseverance of a student loan officer..." Jane you're killing me!!!

  • @Kris-wo4pj
    @Kris-wo4pj 5 років тому +28

    This is the first time someone explained five nights at Freddy's without my eyes glazing over cuz the lore is so convoluted.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +1

      Well the story is quite simple. It has just been made complicated by leaving out details

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 років тому

      It's boringly simple in fact. but it just keeps going.

  • @NexeL_NKC
    @NexeL_NKC 5 років тому +5

    You forgot about the Empire in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2. Moving to Kamino to clone possibly THE MOST DANGEROUS jedi/sith apprentice in the galaxy, and guarding him with nothing but Stormtroopers is just begging for corporate trouble. I mean he took down the Emperor in the first game for crying out loud!

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 5 років тому

      Well, the Galactic Empire's made its fair share of stupidities in the films too, not the least of which being that they allowed the Bothan spies to know the location of the actual shield generator instead of a dummy one.

  • @Artign1989
    @Artign1989 5 років тому +22

    Can't belive you didn't mentoin horizon zero dawn. Faro Automated solution deserve a place on a list for creating war-robots, that destroyed all life on Earth!

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 років тому +3

      I like how you can find a recording in that game where they only realised building self-sustaining robots could be problematic when said self-sustaining robots start eating dolphins.

    • @Artign1989
      @Artign1989 5 років тому +2

      @@mattball8622 PR nightmare they sad :-)

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 5 років тому

      @@Artign1989 your name reminds me of artyom from metro lol

    • @Artign1989
      @Artign1989 5 років тому

      @@crazyd4ve875 Same russian name Artyom=Артем

    • @LordJaric
      @LordJaric 5 років тому

      "PEACEKEEPERS!"

  • @somelikeitott
    @somelikeitott 5 років тому +3

    When I saw Mass Effect show up on the spoiler list I genuinely laughed because I had to stop and figure out which of the many (evil) corporate blunders in that game. Sure, there's the Thorian, but there's also (in the same game) the rachni...yeah...

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 6 місяців тому +1

    You're telling me Umbrella's biggest mistake wasn't making zombie viruses or messing with mind-controlling parasites? It's not so much that they tried it, but that they caused several apocalypses and still continued to try. "Oh, wait, I see what I did wrong. Bring on the next city. I swear, this one won't end in being overrun by monsters or missile bombings"

  • @procedural3999
    @procedural3999 5 років тому +26

    I wish I was alive when doom was the best looking game ever. I think it would make me appreciate games today a bit more.

    • @samspurgeon4222
      @samspurgeon4222 5 років тому +10

      Yeah....imagine being alive when Pong was a new game that was mind blowing.......

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 5 років тому +4

      Atari tennis was amazing.

    • @jotarokujo4727
      @jotarokujo4727 4 роки тому

      So you hate the New Doom?

    • @michaelbaker3868
      @michaelbaker3868 2 роки тому

      You choose what you do and don't appreciate. Your able to imagine what it's like for others and can even admit that it might help you appreciate it but you can't use that perspective to not be more appreciative? That makes no sense

  • @lettherebedragons8885
    @lettherebedragons8885 5 років тому +19

    For the commenter edition:
    Cerberus
    Weyland Yutani
    Faro Corporation
    Vault Tec
    Hyperion Corporation
    Tai Yong Medical

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +1

      That's a good list, nice one. 👍

    • @lettherebedragons8885
      @lettherebedragons8885 5 років тому +2

      @@maxvel0city906 Thx😁
      And I'm proud to say that I played all of them😋

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +1

      @@lettherebedragons8885 You've got great taste in games, Tai Yong Medical was Deus Ex wasn't it?

    • @lettherebedragons8885
      @lettherebedragons8885 5 років тому +1

      @@maxvel0city906 Yep Deus Ex Human Revolution not sure about Mankind Divided thats still on my pile of shame...😔

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому +1

      Why Vault-Tec? They set out to create conditions for a generation ship to explore the distant stars and well... it worked. If anything, it was the Enclave who took over the labs and facilities that fucked everything up for them.

  • @dovahqueen9024
    @dovahqueen9024 5 років тому +17

    The top games that let you marry, but not anyone important.

  • @deathbykonami5487
    @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +2

    Technically the only ones the Thorian creature enthralled were the Feros Colonists, so ExoGeni didn't lose out on any capital on the experiments. Their dumbest mistake was choosing to set up shop on a planet on the edge of Geth Space

  • @dylaxiusmccoy
    @dylaxiusmccoy 5 років тому +1

    Hyperion from Borderlands deserves to be here.
    Jack: "Wow I hate bandits. If only I had some sort of amazing super weapon I could use to kill them."
    Angel: *Born as one of the most powerful humans on the planet with a host of incredible abilities that only 5 other people in the world could possibly match.*
    Jack: "No, not like that! Like a big dumb monster who's easy to shoot!"

  • @SirRoderickThunderbottom
    @SirRoderickThunderbottom 5 років тому +20

    Clearly Jane hasn't seen the Mr.X mod where he trudges around in a swimsuit bikini bottom

    • @alicia9290
      @alicia9290 5 років тому +3

      I've seen that mod more than I've seen the normal Mr. X. That plus the Sexy Leon mod is quite a thing to behold.

  • @haouleo
    @haouleo 5 років тому +10

    Now for the spin-off "good companies that severely screwed up" (isn't there a video about it already?)

    • @CarbonRollerCaco
      @CarbonRollerCaco 5 років тому

      HaouLeo Considering the UAC’s inclusion on _this_ list, “good company” is clearly considered oxymoronic by these chaps regardless of world.

  • @kieran16quinlan
    @kieran16quinlan 5 років тому +7

    “Oh I did it!” The exact line Mike should say whenever he pulls off one of his super destructive hitman kills

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 3 роки тому +1

    Number 1: pale king and his experiments with void
    Reason: he died on his chair supposedly after killing millions or whatever number of his own children for them to get filled with void, only for one to be deemed "hollow" enough while the others are thrown in an abyss. Which also angers the now dead shades...
    But hey, the dude was a king... Not a corporation

  • @walt9327
    @walt9327 5 років тому +9

    Hyperion deadass brought their worst enemy back to life just for come cash