Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Women's Sexual Satisfaction - SNL

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  • @janetfaust4096
    @janetfaust4096 7 років тому +1043

    Leslie and Colin are PERFECT together! They should NEVER be apart. Their comedic interplay is absolutely hysterical!

    • @KL-bg8fi
      @KL-bg8fi 6 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @bubujooestes1499
      @bubujooestes1499 5 років тому +15

      Janet Faust She brings out the funniness in Colin.He loves her too.

    • @Thyme2Listen
      @Thyme2Listen 4 роки тому +3

      Excuse me
      We all know its Kyle and Leslie

  • @justinyau9932
    @justinyau9932 7 років тому +2122

    "No matter the size, in between your thighs, you can still rise" LOL

    • @sweetiepie1959
      @sweetiepie1959 6 років тому +25

      That's a funny line!!!! Gotta love ALL about LESLIE JONES! She's a TRUE entertainer! The line you quoted reminded me of a joke from years ago: This would be a response for a female to use to any male or person who has male genitalia: "Back off jack-off, don't try to pull the wool over my eyes! I'm wise to the rise in your Levi's!" :)p

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 років тому +4

      😳😂😂😂🍆🍆

    • @edbrown9016
      @edbrown9016 5 років тому +1

      Justin Yau Best quote ever!

    • @yolothegoat1967
      @yolothegoat1967 5 років тому +1

      I love that poem although she changed the words in some places.

    • @mendyred7842
      @mendyred7842 5 років тому +5

      That's a comedy gold

  • @anthonymarquez6493
    @anthonymarquez6493 7 років тому +1955

    I love it when Leslie hits on colin

    • @cjcantu8900
      @cjcantu8900 4 роки тому +50

      Sameee. The nicknames she comes up with tho...it makes my day 🤣

    • @lavernphillips8779
      @lavernphillips8779 3 роки тому +4

      Lol me too

    • @xxcloudyxx3311
      @xxcloudyxx3311 3 роки тому +6

      I ship it, pft Scarlett

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 роки тому +4

      I’m jealous of Colin 😤 😡 😂

    • @mommabowdle4813
      @mommabowdle4813 3 роки тому +4

      I like when she tells him to shut up! 😂😂

  • @willh8682
    @willh8682 7 років тому +2411

    Leslie Jones gets so much hate for no reason. she's hysterical 😂

    • @samuelrobertson1567
      @samuelrobertson1567 7 років тому +201

      Will H because she's confident in her own skin n doesn't fit into certain people's standard of beauty. I think she's the total package myself!!!

    • @tyanctil
      @tyanctil 6 років тому +5

      Samuel Robertson no she plays the victim and uses the race card to defend herself yet tweets racist shit

    • @KL-bg8fi
      @KL-bg8fi 6 років тому +52

      @@tyanctil Liar.

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 років тому +60

      She puts so much passion and content in her snl appearance

    • @CrakenFlux
      @CrakenFlux 5 років тому +18

      @@tyanctil Comedy? ever heard of it? people like her help me get rid of my distrust of blacks. clearly it is the culture in which they were raised, and not their skin color. good work.

  • @TheSchmoog
    @TheSchmoog 7 років тому +937

    Even a thumb drive can hold a lot of data! 😂😂😂

    • @enderwiggin662
      @enderwiggin662 5 років тому +8

      Best line ever!!

    • @sharonjohnson1702
      @sharonjohnson1702 5 років тому

      @@enderwiggin662 No I want more than a dam thumb I fell ur pain but that just me

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 5 років тому

      Honey you can't make butter with a toothpick

  • @mz.phatbaldkat7839
    @mz.phatbaldkat7839 7 років тому +492

    "Hung like a 🐴 whisperer"...omg Leslie is so crazy.. 😂

  • @emailnolongerinuse3157
    @emailnolongerinuse3157 7 років тому +844

    I cant believe how many people dislike Leslie Jones, shes wonderful and truly a gift

    • @lucasboden
      @lucasboden 7 років тому +8

      People only like her due to liberal white guilt. More funny black women on MadTv.

    • @lillimango51
      @lillimango51 7 років тому +5

      E. Battle she is disliked? Whyy?

    • @zingarassong7531
      @zingarassong7531 5 років тому +10

      She's fab!!!!!!!!!!

    • @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
      @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 4 роки тому +1

      She's not in the least bit funny. I'd say that's a good reason not to like a so-called "comedian."

    • @countryboi5828
      @countryboi5828 4 роки тому

      @@banishedfromthedwarfplanet530. *comedienne

  • @gageiiiiitttt
    @gageiiiiitttt 7 років тому +818

    "To quote maya angelou..." I AM DEAD

  • @VibewithacapitalV
    @VibewithacapitalV 6 років тому +369

    I see tons of comments saying for people to stop hating on Leslie Jones, but I don’t see any comments saying anything negative about her. She’s hilarious and obviously the vast majority loves her.

    • @alexo.3758
      @alexo.3758 6 років тому

      Gin VT ikr

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac 6 років тому +19

      The professional haters start early on. Usually the first dozen or so posts sound like trolls or racist incels.

    • @CrakenFlux
      @CrakenFlux 5 років тому

      @@TheAureliac incels! don t say that damned non-word!!

    • @elainehope4865
      @elainehope4865 5 років тому +1

      I know everyone loves Leslie.

    • @mendyred7842
      @mendyred7842 4 роки тому +3

      Who wouldn't love such a comedy catch ?

  • @dimpleeyes
    @dimpleeyes 7 років тому +225

    No matter the size between your thighs, you can still rise. Omg, Leslie made me holla!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Love her 😘

  • @soumiguha9306
    @soumiguha9306 7 років тому +215

    Leslie's so loud, crazy, weird and funny. I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😘

  • @dimpleeyes
    @dimpleeyes 7 років тому +288

    Hung like a horse whisper...HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 5 років тому +63

    Thank you Leslie for finally setting the record straight and saying what we've all been wanting to tell every man, ever.

  • @Ghaladh
    @Ghaladh 5 років тому +82

    Holy crap, that was the most reassuring and well made motivational speech I ever heard. It should be a TED special! 😂

  • @starrynight0320
    @starrynight0320 7 років тому +214

    I love Leslie so much ❤️😂.

  • @danamaste119
    @danamaste119 7 років тому +165

    "Don't promise me a rack of ribs" lol.

  • @LLawrah
    @LLawrah 7 років тому +894

    And to quote Maya Angelou 😂

    • @JessicaSue
      @JessicaSue 7 років тому +17

      Laura Jayy best part

    • @allisona8090
      @allisona8090 7 років тому +1

      Lolllll

    • @deepikasundar4875
      @deepikasundar4875 6 років тому +6

      I died at this line

    • @laughsngasps
      @laughsngasps 6 років тому +3

      Laura Jayy & still I rise 🤣🤣😂🙃🙃😂🤣😊

    • @tashonnaerskin3554
      @tashonnaerskin3554 5 років тому +1

      @@deepikasundar4875 me too!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @saduseefoo5490
    @saduseefoo5490 7 років тому +790

    This made me laugh soooo much, gotta love Leslie!

    • @phoebsc5993
      @phoebsc5993 7 років тому +16

      Me too...I love Leslie...her rapport with the news show host guy is always funny....the way she flirts with him has me in stitches.

    • @phoebsc5993
      @phoebsc5993 7 років тому +10

      Good move

    • @phoebsc5993
      @phoebsc5993 7 років тому +10

      I just love it when she flirts with the news guy and he tries not to crack up.

    • @SnowyOwl0731
      @SnowyOwl0731 7 років тому +5

      @VladimirGrizzly You're disgusting, you repugnant, racist piece of SHIT!! You're a disgrace to the human race, fucktard.

    • @vladimirgrizzly526
      @vladimirgrizzly526 7 років тому +1

      lol

  • @mamawray
    @mamawray 5 років тому +108

    Born after Martin was cancelled! LMAO. That line gets me every time.

  • @Mehhlone
    @Mehhlone 7 років тому +76

    So inspirational😭 I needed that Leslie, thank you!

  • @jackyzheng6188
    @jackyzheng6188 6 років тому +110

    When she said “shut up” 😂😂😂

  • @calistrohernandez8130
    @calistrohernandez8130 6 років тому +78

    I love her! 'Even a thumb drive can hold a lot of data.'

  • @joanienewcomb7783
    @joanienewcomb7783 7 років тому +100

    Leslie Jones is so funny... I Love her style of comedy. Leslie and Colin have great chemistry together. She always makes me laugh. What a great comedian.

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 7 років тому +513

    When Leslie talked about Mr. Clean being sexy, Mr. Clean's ad department took that *WAY* to seriously.

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 7 років тому +319

    This is the first time I've seen Leslie crack, let alone twice in the same video. Haha!

    • @bethanycooke2115
      @bethanycooke2115 5 років тому +6

      Watch her in "The Pick Up Artist" with Melissa McCarthy. Hysterical!

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 роки тому +1

      WHAT?! I’ve seen her crack harder than that. I’m sure of it 😂

  • @wj8054
    @wj8054 3 роки тому +22

    I love, love Leslie in these wekeend update skits. She is hilarious. So sad she is not there anymore.

  • @fighterjace8521
    @fighterjace8521 7 років тому +125

    I love you Leslie

  • @andreawynn2035
    @andreawynn2035 7 років тому +54

    She even had a hard time holding in her laughter 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @witchplease9695
    @witchplease9695 7 років тому +1524

    These Leslie haters have mental issues. Such passionate resent for a woman they never met.

    • @human-bing2033
      @human-bing2033 6 років тому +6

      witch, please Leslie has haters!?

    • @human-bing2033
      @human-bing2033 6 років тому +2

      Oh there's another attention seeker

    • @redblade43
      @redblade43 6 років тому +1

      Samsung 7
      It does not take much to make you laugh then!

    • @hakimasaghir9458
      @hakimasaghir9458 6 років тому +4

      so true she it she good

    • @redblade43
      @redblade43 6 років тому +1

      hakima.
      Where did you learn to speak English?

  • @Lovesinneedoflove
    @Lovesinneedoflove 6 років тому +62

    See your equipment thru our eyes "Own that travel size"

  • @Jamiewaltjr
    @Jamiewaltjr 6 років тому +119

    I want Leslie to be my cool aunt 😂😂😂😂♥️

    •  4 роки тому

      Jamie Walton Jr. Forget that--I want her to be my g/f!

    • @SlytherinGuy
      @SlytherinGuy 4 роки тому +4

      I strive to be like that with my own kid and future grandchildren

  • @larisal1500
    @larisal1500 7 років тому +59

    I love Leslie Jones and the ending is fantastic!

  • @cranespreadswings3864
    @cranespreadswings3864 6 років тому +36

    I love Leslie and Colin's skits!!

  • @ladymercury7042
    @ladymercury7042 7 років тому +68

    Yes... "Confidence is sexy" :)

  • @samlsd9711
    @samlsd9711 4 роки тому +28

    She's so beautiful. We need to see her everyday everywhere.

  • @shashipoddar
    @shashipoddar 7 років тому +90

    The Trivago guy!!!!

  • @DarlingNikki2
    @DarlingNikki2 7 років тому +56

    The part at 4:12 where she lost it is where I started rolling with laughter! I also love the way she touches Colin Jost, which I know is weird, but there is something just so sexy about it and the way he reacts to it! He really seems to enjoy her flirtations, acting or not (which I think it's probably not because…Colin Jost, bruh! LOL!).

    • @bubujooestes1499
      @bubujooestes1499 6 років тому +2

      DarlingNikki2 She loves Colin and he loves her.

    • @bubujooestes1499
      @bubujooestes1499 5 років тому +2

      DarlingNikki2 She teases him like a little brother.
      Even Leslie knows it can't be anything else.She is realistic.Not that ambitious.Lol.

    • @momo-cchi5978
      @momo-cchi5978 3 роки тому +1

      @@bubujooestes1499
      Not "ambitious" 😂💀💀💀

  • @RAch711baby
    @RAch711baby 4 роки тому +26

    “No matter the size in between your thighs you can still ride” - Maye Angelo
    Poetic as hell

  • @Novinka
    @Novinka 7 років тому +372

    She's so cool :D

    • @mnypwrrspkt
      @mnypwrrspkt 7 років тому

      Check out my before she was famous video of her!

    • @deenagarmon9731
      @deenagarmon9731 7 років тому +1

      no privacy it's actually a comment of compliment dude, it's not literal as in real "Junk" you haven't broadened your races or circle of friends or just hear slang. It's slang for u got it honey!

    • @xxxtentacles5759
      @xxxtentacles5759 6 років тому

      Novinka this was so bad

  • @michirucarrera
    @michirucarrera 7 років тому +914

    Leslie Jones is too good for this world and needs to ascend to some higher plane before she kills us all with laughter.

    • @KL-bg8fi
      @KL-bg8fi 6 років тому +3

      Yes👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @jerousmail608
      @jerousmail608 5 років тому +3

      Love her so much.

    • @ginagrey5287
      @ginagrey5287 5 років тому

      michirucarrera perfect! that’s the truest sh!t

    • @babaduke3298
      @babaduke3298 5 років тому

      She's needs to "ascend" her choice of roles.

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman 3 роки тому

      agreed!

  • @JessicaSue
    @JessicaSue 7 років тому +75

    And to quote Maya Angelou... 😂

  • @kneenoodle1680
    @kneenoodle1680 7 років тому +30

    She's a gem 💎

  • @QueenSlime007
    @QueenSlime007 5 років тому +24

    "Ive even whispered to a few ponies"😂

  • @Jinja
    @Jinja 7 років тому +486

    I don't understand why Leslie gets so much hate. She plays the sassy black woman type role so well. People go "Oh Ghostbusters 2!" Who cares? Move on with it. If you don't enjoy it, no one cares.

    • @mnypwrrspkt
      @mnypwrrspkt 7 років тому +1

      Check out my before she was famous video of her!

    • @lucasboden
      @lucasboden 7 років тому +5

      Cause she played the victim of racism card when majority of her comedy is racist.

    • @deenagarmon9731
      @deenagarmon9731 7 років тому +7

      Your deal is?? She isn't racist she just isn't check out Russell Peters, He wld. be joking with all races. It's comedy... Don't be so hard on YOURSELF ... It's going to be ok man collect yourself : P

    • @deenagarmon9731
      @deenagarmon9731 7 років тому +7

      Good to know. Allie Schwarz I'm definitely a fan of Leslie, she's a natural and Todd Boden below appears to be having some static issues. Leslie is FUNNY Period, Hater's go on and hate, Leslie is here to Stay!

    • @lucasboden
      @lucasboden 7 років тому +2

      If you want to see naturally funny black female comedians, watch MadTV not SNL.

  • @mimortal
    @mimortal 7 років тому +19

    Very inspirational! Thanks Leslie!

  • @stevearchuleta6916
    @stevearchuleta6916 7 років тому +16

    Love her smile..... Those eyes... 😎

  • @gpartielli
    @gpartielli 6 років тому +9

    Leslie Jones is awesome! I'll watch anything with Leslie Jones, as i know she make me laugh and crack up. Thank you Leslie!

  • @patricezappa-porter5011
    @patricezappa-porter5011 4 роки тому +4

    Ms. Leslie is superb, my husband said he hadn't heard me laugh this loud in a long time! love you Ms. Jones!

  • @sheilawilson235
    @sheilawilson235 5 років тому +7

    I love to see actors when they're so funny that they laugh at themselves 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @Paslayas
    @Paslayas 7 років тому +17

    "Even a thumb drive can hold a lot of data". So true.

  • @LadyPenelope
    @LadyPenelope 7 років тому +29

    Cause Leslie is the best thing since Bill Murray....Love me some Leslie!!

  • @JohnJohnson-yh1dj
    @JohnJohnson-yh1dj 3 місяці тому

    I'm a retired, African American male living in PA., and you TB are truly my brother! I love your content, and I appreciate all you do! Keep up the good work!

  • @anisaabdi1066
    @anisaabdi1066 5 років тому +10

    "No Matter the size btwn yr thighs...u can still rise" 😜😜😜😜Leslie Jones is da BOOM 🤣🤣

  • @Lala-zq8ed
    @Lala-zq8ed 6 років тому +11

    I love her so much, she is hilarious 😆

  • @me0wAnna
    @me0wAnna 3 місяці тому +1

    I love Leslie ❤

  • @shmac96
    @shmac96 6 років тому +40

    Shes like female version of Tracy Morgan! lol! I love her!

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 5 років тому +1

      She is gloriously unique. No comparisons required. You belittle both of them.

  • @amrutapatil5784
    @amrutapatil5784 4 роки тому +1

    Luv the way wen collin trys to control his laughh

  • @conejitoasesinoOG
    @conejitoasesinoOG 7 років тому +51

    I ship Jones and Jost so hard!

    • @KL-bg8fi
      @KL-bg8fi 6 років тому +3

      So do I.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 3 роки тому

      Ship?

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 роки тому

      @@InnaVitamina777 It's a dumb expression meaning that you think two particular people have great chemistry and belong in a relationship.

  • @gabrielfg39
    @gabrielfg39 5 років тому +9

    "And to quote Maya Angelou...." I lost it.

  • @molliwilson5639
    @molliwilson5639 6 років тому +3

    " hung like a horse whisperer " LOL! She is so funny!

  • @marsbar175
    @marsbar175 6 років тому +6

    This woman is everything

  • @joely3772
    @joely3772 5 років тому +5

    Colin’s lean for Leslie at 4:31 ❤️

  • @R8dioSt_r
    @R8dioSt_r 6 років тому +7

    This woman is amazing!👌😂👏😤 gotta me laughing harder than I should

  • @kapirk2244
    @kapirk2244 4 роки тому +2

    “Travel size.” ROTF!! That’s a great term. Love Leslie!!

  • @kittyvaughn76
    @kittyvaughn76 7 років тому +6

    I really love Leslie Jones! Super,super,funny lady. Personally, I think she's the funniest woman on this show right know.

  • @bethprather9241
    @bethprather9241 2 роки тому +1

    I'm back to practice my Leslie," Shut Up! COLIN! " I use it on my son or husband at times. On my 25 year old trying to make me feel old.. I love it. His gfriend always laughs outloud! She knows Leslie and Colin

  • @jcmc0823
    @jcmc0823 5 років тому +6

    Leslie is an expert at her job. She really knows how to play her part.

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 6 років тому +1

    Her breaking makes these so much better

  • @sonalmishra4157
    @sonalmishra4157 6 років тому +4

    I love how she cracks up out of nowhere in Each of these series!

  • @theotherone3855
    @theotherone3855 7 років тому +7

    Leslie is my queen

  • @lorijackson7008
    @lorijackson7008 7 років тому +3

    💕this! I have always looked for confidence! If you have confidence you can handle anything!

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 7 років тому +15

    ''long ass.....'' ''yeah we know, we know where that's going'' hahaha

  • @blueoctgal
    @blueoctgal 3 роки тому +1

    “Travel size, OMFGawd🌟

  • @karlay455
    @karlay455 3 роки тому +2

    Leslie and Colin are so sweet to each other - I loooooooce them together too bad she isn’t there no more but those two were great together 👏🏻

  • @marshatomkins7989
    @marshatomkins7989 3 роки тому +3

    People hate her? Wusses. I’m an old white woman, and I’ve seen it all. She’s hilarious and she’s the real deal. 👍🏽👍🏻👍🏿

  • @joshuaadeniji7438
    @joshuaadeniji7438 7 років тому +31

    Maya Angelou is LITTT

  • @zed9zed
    @zed9zed 5 років тому +2

    OMFG they are funny together. And she's just fxxking hysterical.

  • @lauriemarie6902
    @lauriemarie6902 3 роки тому +1

    I love it when she just says it like it is amen sister. Philadelphia USA

  • @rizask482
    @rizask482 5 років тому +2

    travel size killed me 😂🥰

  • @teri6667
    @teri6667 3 роки тому

    Sick as a dog in 2021 and watching Leslie Jones is fantastic medicine. She is an amazing comedian, and her smile just lights up a room.

  • @jmagnolia1952
    @jmagnolia1952 6 років тому +2

    Leslie is an amazingly talented actress!! I love the way she hyperbolizes every skit with her mannerisms, voice, eyes, etc. I love the comments between Leslie & Colin. I wish I could be that funny & spontaneous! I always look forward to her skits.... .. She makes me laugh so easily! The national news is so sad & anxiety producing & Leslie provides comic relief. To all the haters: just leave her alone. If you don’t like her, just change the channel!

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 3 роки тому +2

    I love Leslie so much. I love how she balanced rage at how the world sucked with her passion on the subject at hand as part of her bits.

  • @somewheregwen
    @somewheregwen 7 років тому +66

    The 197 people that disliked this are SHOVEL SWINGING TROLLS

    • @emmarivas4027
      @emmarivas4027 5 років тому

      Hater's you know she is the QUEEN of comedy!!

    • @singerrb4984
      @singerrb4984 4 роки тому +2

      Republicans for sure!

    • @MegaPerson012345
      @MegaPerson012345 4 роки тому +1

      They didnt like what they saw in the mirror lol.

  • @bubujooestes1499
    @bubujooestes1499 5 років тому +3

    Love Leslie's jacket.
    Very funny lady.She is funny even when she is not talking. Those crazy looks on her face always have me LMAO.

  • @tiffani5353
    @tiffani5353 7 років тому +5

    This is the funniest one yet!

  • @judysmith-randle1558
    @judysmith-randle1558 5 років тому +3

    Oh my ancestors...I lost it when she started quoting Maya Angelou!!

  • @meghani2006
    @meghani2006 7 років тому +8

    Do not promise me a rack of ribs. HAHA

  • @julianneduncan9488
    @julianneduncan9488 5 років тому +2

    I think I'm going to cry. That was so hilarious. And oddly romantic.

  • @east1808
    @east1808 6 років тому +5

    I'm obsessed with her 😍

  • @franj1444
    @franj1444 6 років тому +5

    Omg I love her she is hilarious

  • @kitty6720
    @kitty6720 6 років тому +1

    I looove the chemistry between Leslie and Colin!!!

  • @ofaz6300
    @ofaz6300 11 місяців тому +2

    Leslie Jones is amazing!

  • @JackPavarotti
    @JackPavarotti 5 років тому +3

    I love how she touches Colin

  • @camilledepalo2273
    @camilledepalo2273 3 роки тому +1

    I can't imagine Leslie j getting hate! She's lovely, hilarious and beautiful, unique ly

  • @smolshie
    @smolshie 3 роки тому +1

    That 'I love you, baby' at the end ♥️

  • @armyforlife3191
    @armyforlife3191 7 років тому +18

    This is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @ayesharizwan195
    @ayesharizwan195 6 років тому +2

    love their chemistry

  • @MargieEJones
    @MargieEJones 5 років тому +1

    I love Leslie and Colin.

  • @UhOhItsFlux
    @UhOhItsFlux 7 років тому +2

    It took me a while to get on the Leslie train but she's such a funny comedian. Doesn't deserve the hate at all imo.

  • @Katie-hd9gt
    @Katie-hd9gt 7 років тому +1

    When he says to up your game with your hands... YES