Leslie Jones’ Advice on Wedding Gifts for a Third Marriage | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2021
- Leslie Jones answers some questions from Tonight Show viewers and gives advice on things like getting gifts for someone’s third marriage and confronting someone using a fake name.
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"dump him and date a real Australian" damn that's both hilarious and savage 🤣
Absolutely brilliant lol as a Aussie I approve 🐨 🙏😅😂😂😂😂😂🌻
I love Leslie💗💕❤️
So does that mean it was _hilariously savage_ or _savagely hilarious._ lol
best commentary ever! Get a real Australian! That ex will never hear an Australian accent the same way again!
Leslie Jones need a show called "Leslie spits the TRUTH"!!!
100%!!!
she tells it like it tis!
Lol. I love her.
Yes!! Like from the movie ugly truth. The actor did kind of the same thing.
She really does!
"break up with him and start dating an Australian."
I fully lost it at that point.
😂😂😂😂😂
SAME! 🤣
Qq
My ex dumbass used to use a fake British accent (we are from upstate NY) it was mortifying, and not even slightly convincing.
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I know!! That was perfect.
Please make this a regular segment! 😂
1000% but only if it's with Leslie Jones.
One thousand times agree
With Leslie!!
They should have had this when Leslie Jones was on Saturday Night Live.
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
I'm laughing and I haven't even watched the clip yet. LESLIE JONES is the life coach America didn't know it needed.
Petition for Jimmy to bring Leslie back for another hilariously educational life coach session!!!! ❤️👇🏻😂
Where do I sign? 🖋️
That needs to be a regular monthly bit.
Just give Leslie Jimmy's job.
@@Echiya I don't think so. Jimmy and The Roots are Perfect together. Don't get me wrong, we need more #BlackGirlPower in Late Night TV.
She always had funny bits on weekend update
The fake name one is soooooo spot on. Confront in PUBLIC, folks! Better safe than sorry. 🤷🏽♀️
Her advice about the woman confronting the fake name guy in a public place so that she doesn't get murdered was too real to be funny.
That is really good advice.
I know right!? That is some solid advice! I watch enough true crime to know, confronting someone like that in private never ends well! No thank you! You're not about to turn my life into a dateline special✌
Totally! I wasn't laughing, but it Was great advice.
@@cinemagirlxoxo Facts I ain't trying to be on 48 hours!!!!!
I'm so glad we are all in agreement! Thought my comment would bring out the incels in full force. Solidarity sisters! ✊
“The person who smells it is the person that tells it.” Golden....
You smelt it, you dealt it.
Who ever denies it. Supplies it.
EXACTLY
Actually if you have a problem of any kind with a co-worker, you should tell HR and let them deal with it.
@@smrk2452 But what if the problem is with HR?!? Not trying to sound funny, but that's more often the case than not.
But that's the responsible thing to do never triangulate that shit! Das
Is nobody gonna say how stunning Leslie Jones looks in that purple jacket and cool black t-shirt? As soon as I saw her I was like WOW! Beautiful! And great advice, too.
🙋🏽♀️I noticed.
Yes. I’m looking for a jacket like that right now.
Same
Not a lot of people could pull that outfit off. I couldn't. She does indeed look great.
It's DEFINITELY popping on her
Leslie Jones is savage, but her advice is solid. I’m a middle school teacher and have had the B.O. conversation with students throughout the years. Better to let them know before it becomes a serious problem.
I respect that. That is definitely a life skill 🙏💐✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
What's B.O?
Body odor
When I was in Junior High (I'm old), one of my 2 best friends had terrible B.O. Everyone was making fun of her behind her back. Other bestie & I kept asking each other if we should tell her. We finally did. She never spoke to us again. But she never had B.O. again either & made lots of friends in high school. I missed her but felt like we did the right thing.
@@jazznpercy wow she should have stayed you guys friends obviously you were her true friends
when she talked about the person that smells .. My grandmother always told us “ we tell you because we love you .. if we didn’t love you, we’d talk about you “ and my aunt tells my baby cousins that .. and let me tell you, it rings true !!
My friend used to think deodorants are for female only. One day our manager asked me to tell my friend "some colleagues and costumers are complaining about his body odor". It's not easy to tell to someone something like this so I came up with an idea. I told my friend "some people are stupid, they think you aren't humble; they think if they make you some suggestions they are going to hurt your feelings". My friend said "that's ridiculous, I am open to any constructive criticism". I added "people want you to put some deodorants before coming to work. It also works better when you shave your underarms hair. " He was like ..... "that's it?" Since then he changed. I never go out without making sure he put some deodorants on him. He smelled really good. My manager asked me how did I do it? I said "I boosted his ego and called you dumb and I called him the smartest, and he is now proud to prove you wrong." It's a win-win.
This was genius 😂
Sounds like you should have your manager's job, because they clearly can't deal with the awkward situations that come with the job, whereas you handled that like a leader should - with empathy, discretion and humour. Well played!
Men shave their underarms?
@@carolinalomeli9128 some men do and my friend did.
👏 👏
Every woman needs a Leslie Jones in her life.
Every Man too
I AM Leslie in My friends lives!!😂😂😂They appreciate it!!
I totally need more Leslie!
Personally, I think 2 months isn't long enough of a wait to get them a wedding present. I would wait 6 months at least. Or better yet, give them 1st anniversary gift.
10 years for me.
If you treat marriage like it's Kleenex, then you get nothing until you've reached at least 10 years.
Exactly! I wanna see them invest in the marriage before I buy gifts!
Was totally thinking Anniversary too.
A one year anniversary party with gifts. Stunning idea.
Fuk em I say
"Meet in public so he doesn't choke you out". Not so much funny as TRUE.
Also, make sure your friends know where you are and have your own ride home.
problem with THAT is:
1) are they speaking🗣️🎤 LOUDLY enough so that, say, other restaurant patrons - or others who are around - wherever they are, can hear their conversation??
2) if the other people around are total strangers, HOW would they ever know WHERE to go?? or to tell the police to go?? so that she could be rescued!!😨
[but considering the FRAKKED up, almost totally *dangerous state* of the police forces in the USA, *never* call them IF there are other viable options.]
which means that was VERY bad advice!🤦🏾♀️...unless she confronts him at a diner or other place of business - where she knows the owner(s) and/or employees who know HER..and who are *always* hovering about + they would ALSO have to be very astute!😯
otherwise, it's *CURTAINS!!,* for that woman!😮😬😣
And date better quality of people who dont choke you out. At least not without a safeword.
Jimmy chuckling because he doesn’t realize it’s a real risk and she’s not really joking
Please please please make this a regular bit. This is hilarious.
I LOVED this! More life coach with Leslie anytime.
We didn't even go to my MIL's 4th wedding. My brother-in-law didn't either, literally said, "I'll catch the next one." He lied though, because he didn't go to the 5th.
😅😂🤣
Damn 😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😆😂😆😂
Every time I see Leslie Jones I just think "heck yeah, here we go!". She's hilarious and brilliant.
Yes! Like you’re in for a treat!
I’m suspicious of grown adults who say “heck” 😄
Yes she's always great but here she is giving really good advice about being honest with people.
I hope you make this into a regular segment. Leslie is hilarious but it's true good advice she is giving, practical.But the 3rd wedding one, I would say not 2 months but 6 and then have a gift party.
When Leslie mentioned getting the family together I thought she was gonna say that they all should chip in for one present, which would be my advice 🤷
Agreed! Get them something nice for their 1 year anniversary.
@@cinemagirlxoxo Agreed! Let them make it to a year and get them an anniversary gift.
Two years, minimum. For the nth wedding, wait n - 1 years before giving a gift.
Get them a framed picture of their annoying Facebook posts about the love of their lives. When you no longer see it hanging in their house, you know number three is done
“The person that smells it, must be the one who tells it” 😂
I am here for this, please make regular segment.
We all need a Leslie Jones in our lives!
“Block her ass!!!” That’s my response to EVERYTHING
Exactly 😆
bad b o….blocked
Third wedding…blocked!
Bad accent…blocked
ikr?? What did we all do before blocking annoying people was a thing?
I want that picture that's in the background. That's Duke Ellington, and Leana Horne.
I was looking at that wall art amazing
Not to be picky but it’s Lena Horne. I also love that picture
Yes, her artwork is awesome.
I thought he was actually a real duke lol
Wow thank you. I did not know that. My dad loved his music. I heard his name (and music) so often growing up and never knew what he looked like.
I'm a Australian and I'm so shy about my accent. Americans are so kind and always compliment me lol 😅🙏🐨 💚✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Americans LOVE Australians! You are like a better version of us. 🇦🇺 🇺🇸
Nobody's complaining about Nicole Kidman's or Olivia Newton John's or Helen Reddy's Australian accent.
Americans love Australian accents
Oh no, wear your accent with pride!
I love to hear it! That and the British accent. ❤
Can this be a regular thing? I’m loving life coaching with Leslie!
i feel i need a therapist like leslie
Don’t we all! 😂
oh hell yeah
You do. You really, really do. Life makes so much f'cking sense you won't know what to do with yourself.
🙌🏼 if therapy was done in Leslie style, it would be so much more effective!
Oh shit yes!!!
Leslie is amazing!! She should definitely have a show giving advice. Pure gold.
This needs to be a weekly feature!
after someone's first marriage, they have no need for more gifts at other marriages.
Third marriage? I'm going to need a deposit on that gift.
You can always get them a book along the lines "Making Love Last" or "Multiple marriages? Fix ME!"
@@lastjob2011 😂😂😂😂😂😂 both of y'all are hilarious
Keep the receipt 😏
😂😂😂
@@lastjob2011 😂😂😂
Leslie Jones' Advice needs to be a regular segment.. This was awesome!
This is such good advice😂
Leslie, you are the real deal life coach!
@Vap Pri go away TROLL
Leslie Jones has had some of the funniest tweets during the pandemic lockdown.
We need this as a recurring segment!!! Leslie Jones is the TRUTH!!
Classic Leslie... miss you
I have always loved Leslie .
@Vap Pri gooo awaaay TROLL!
@@lisa408t You can report them for spam. :-)
Why did I enjoy this so much? Must be the honesty.
When my cousin got married for the third time, I gave her coupons from the local flier in the paper in a "Good Luck" card. 😂
Brilliant! 😂
That’s mean
That is pretty mean.
Oh my gosh, she is so hilarious! I agree with others. You guys need to make this a regular segment!
Please bring her back every week for advice!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
Everyone needs a Leslie in their life! Love this!! ❤
She's right about meeting someone in public to confront him about his name!! She also needs to let someone know where she is, what his real name is, and more importantly is have at least 2 friends preferably one male to take her home, and make sure she's safely inside the house. She may want to change her locks on her home BEFORE she tells him! Notify police if able to as most adults don't give you a fake name. Remember that serial killers etc look like the boy next door, not some Frankenstein monster!!!!
Wow, all your advice is exactly how I date...Meet in public, have a couple friends tailing u, don't reveal where u work, what u drive...and, friends, ALWAYS make sure I get in the house safely before driving away.
You know, I was wondering what if it's his brother's mail?
Leslie Jones is now the Deal Breaker Lady!!
Let's get Tina Fey on the phone and make this show happen.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
How is every single answer the funniest thing???
SOOOOO NO ONE IS GOING TO COMMENT ON LESLIE'S DECOR AESTHETIC OF MOISTURIZED, UNBOTHERED, BLACK LOVE ON HER WALLS!
Right!!!!
I'm hoping it's her parents. If it's someone famous, I don't know who.
@@opinionatedone I had the SAME thought!
@@ATLGaGirl09 keep reading comments... Duke Ellington and Lena Lorne are her parents!
@@opinionatedone that's impossible. She's young enough to be a granddaughter to either one of them, at best! But there's no history of them together. Besides, Duke Ellington only had a son (who is dead) and would have been in his 60s when she was born. Also, her father was in the Army before taking a job as an electronics engineer in LA at Stevie Wonder's radio station. She's super private about her personal life so not much is known... but we'd have known that.
That Australian shit was hella funny 🤣😆🤣😆😅
Blessed are those with Leslie in their lives 😍😂
"get another ******* roommate" 🤣🤣🤣
Glad I watched till the end!!
I love her so much ❣️. Her Game of Jones she does with Seth Meyers is too great. I've watched them over and over. I also love her choice of t-shirts!!
YES! GAME OF JONES/THRONES commentary is HILARIOUS! NBC needs to stop. They don't realize what a gift Leslie gave them! Her commentary made folks pay attention. I literally have not watched one minute of the olympics. I have seen a few headlines but didn't care enough to watch until Leslie started with commentary. SMH @ NBC! Just get out of Leslie's way - she's getting you some ratings!
Those last two apply to my roommate! 🤣 Is this segment reading my mind?
I wholeheartedly agree about the sister getting married for the first time cause this is thrice she's getting married. If that were me, I'd tell her, "I'm not made of money."
Leslie would make an awesome grandma one day. I would send my nieces and nephews to her for advice.
Leslie "free speech and hate speech are two different things" Jones
Tell that to the generation of "everybody gets trophy" lol
@@geelee1977 I'm pretty sure that's the generation that made the distinction in the first place
@@j.a.8969 And you'd be completely and utterly wrong(that generation is the one that conflates the 2, hence the OP's joke)...
Since 1968, when Congress passed, and President Lyndon Johnson signed into law, the first federal hate crimes statute, the Department of Justice has been enforcing federal hate crimes laws. The 1968 statute made it a crime to use, or threaten to use, force to willfully interfere with any person because of race, color, religion, or national origin and because the person is participating in a federally protected activity, such as public education, employment, jury service, travel, or the enjoyment of public accommodations, or helping another person to do so.
@@geelee1977 I'm not saying that generation defined hate speech. I'm saying that hate speech has been covered up under the defence of freedom of speech, not by Congress or by the federal government, but by people who freely use hate speech and think nothing of it.
I believe the generation you are referring to (millennials?) is the one that regularly goes around drawing lines (ergo, making distinctions) between right and wrong, like hate speech or free speech. The same generation that grew up getting (but did not invent) participation trophies.
@@j.a.8969 What I am saying, is that, that generation, are the ones that are most often guilty of conflating the two incorrectly. Sounds like to me, that you're now moving the goal posts(initially claiming: "I'm pretty sure that's the generation made the distinction *in the first place* "), being as it is clear your initial premise is blatantly incorrect.
Are you from that generation? If so, let me help, the proper response is, "Ahh, I stand corrected, thank you."
Beyond making you take a bath, eat, and wipe your rear end, ego has no value at all my friend.
Dear Leslie: You're fantastic! Always funny, always truth, always so much energy. Any project you're involved in is instantly improved.
Amen, Saint Leslie. If we don’t have truth we have nothing, nothing. We can’t progress as a society because everybody’s BS-ing everybody else. Own it, speak the truth, be real. I love you, Leslie. 🥳🙏🏻
Leslie Jones is a Queen and I'm honored by her presence 💓
Leslie would blow it up
Can you imagine her on the
“Fox & Fools”?!?!?!?!!!!!
I would pay BIG money for that.
I kind of feel like if you’re uncomfortable with people liking your shirtless pictures on social media, maybe it’s not a great idea to post shirtless pictures of yourself on social media?
I think the weird part was that it was from 7 years ago
I'm glad I'm not alone on this one. I'm a married woman and if some guy has a vacation pic on fb, I'm thinking "woot! Vacation! Like!". He's nuts to feel uncomfortable around her when a) he posted the picture and b) he's gotten no inappropriate vibes in person. Trust THAT. Clicking like isn't hitting on you!
It's the fact that a coworker decided to like a 7 year old pic out of nowhere. It's just weird...especially if you aren't that close outside of work.
@@apurvapatel1013 I think if that’s all it was, they wouldn’t have made such a big deal out of it being shirtless. Why even mention that if it’s not a factor?
But I’ll play Devil’s advocate. If it makes them uncomfortable for people to look at their old pictures, maybe they shouldn’t leave old pictures up.
He only felt uncomfortable because she was a married co-worker who presumably he was only surface friendly with. Even if you are perfectly comfortable under certain circumstances doesn't mean you are comfortable under every circumstance nor does it mean you have to be. But Leslie had a point about having all your co-workers/classmates, etc... as friends on social media. It's a common trend that can lead to bad things.
She is freaking hilarious! If you want real worlds advice, she should be the new Ann Landers
Leslie... You are the ULTIMATE Life Coach 🥰 Love me some Leslie❣️
@Vap Pri TROLL...you have a LOT of time on your hands! Go away
Leslie's advice about coworkers and social media actually lines up with training I've had to take in my state for supervisors and sexual harassment prevention training. I"m rather impressed.
That BO first question "Is she sure she's not smelling herself?" is legit. I joined a book club and kept smelling this odor and thought it was the woman next to me. I get home and I smell the odor again and realize it was me. I was traversing a low episode with my depression and hadn't showered in a few days, but didn't really bother to check what I was putting off. I had joined the book club in an effort to pull myself out of the low.
I wish this were a recurring theme. Leslie makes me laugh with her eyes alone. I ❤ her.
I wish Leslie could be on The Circle 😂
Read on Leslie!!! Read them on all of these issues!!!!! Make the moment count!
Would watch a whole show of this. It is funny and informative. P.s. Here’s a gift idea for 3rd marriage - buy the same gift as the last two times maybe they’ll get the hint
I can't decide if I want Leslie Jones to be my Godmother or my best friend.
Both.
Love her!! Need more of her honesty in the world! What a beautiful smile!! She always makes me laugh 😂
Leslie Jones is hilarious! 😂😂😂
I love her smile right after she says something brutal!
6:20 “the person that smells gots to be the person that tells it.” good advice.
Man I love Leslie. She lit Foshow
What is Foshow?
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 'for sure'
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 I guess In layman’s terms it means “for sure” ? Lmao 😂
@@youtubeviral7203 thank you lol
Third wedding?
Scarlett Johansson right now ✍️✍️
No, she wont give them a gift because Colin was hers first! lol
Oop!
Oh Miss Jones. Love your real and out there AF way. 😘
I would watch this EVERY night!
i love leslie so much lmao
This is some great advice. The Australian one is hilarious and petty lmao
Leslie is over the top hilarious but actually so so real and spot on! God bless you we need more of you in this world🙏🏻💕.
Can’t wait to hear more!
Here reaction to the Australian one sent me 🤣 “why would you do that? That’s dumb!” 🤣
“Is she sure she not smellin’ herself??”
😩😩😭😭😂😂
Who else paused at 0:14 to see random things said in the "articles" surrounding the graphic? "We can assume that any instance of a secretary can be construed as an accrued temple" and my favorite: "Memories are bardic washers".
The photos on Leslie’s walls are gorgeous! Love this piece, too.
"GET SOME GUMPTION" YES MA'AM :v whoa
My best friend in college did that about the stinkiness. I couldn't stand her when she started playing. She was in first year, i was in second. She told me straight up one day that i had been playing ball all day and then joined basketball practice with the same clothes i had been playing all day. (I used to cut classes in college to play ball).
When she told me and i went and showered....We have been best friends for 27 years.
I needed this. This woman is a genius.
We all need a friend like Leslie -- funny, cool, and won't blow sunshine up your butt. I feel like if she needs to tell you something she'll make it so funny and honest that you can't really get upset.
Leslie PREACH!
I LOVE LESLIE JONES!!!
She's 'Gumption' personified.
Utterly perfect! We were not prepared.
Why is Jimmy laughing like a fool? She’s giving good advice here.
Leslie is GREAT AT THIS! She should teach assertiveness training. It would be a great service to the world, both the people who are more assertive and the people who interact with them
Love her comment about waiting 2 months to get the wedding present for a 3rd marriage.
I need more of these...please.
Leslie please have your one show and make it daily 👑❤️
Is he pulling it off mate? 😂
I love her and her advice. I wish I could have her by my side when I see my relatives.
Keep the great advice coming, Leslie!
I loved this segment. I want more!!