How Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Should Have Ended

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  • HISHE kicks off the new year with the conclusion to the epic franchise in: How Twilight Breaking Dawn Should Have Ended. Whether you're on Team Edward or Team Jacob, you're sure to get a laugh out of this one!
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  • @therisingsun1081
    @therisingsun1081 9 років тому +3346

    "You two just had to have a baby? Didn't you??"
    Me when people force me to baby sit

  • @BitchPudding
    @BitchPudding 9 років тому +2349

    "Hey everybody, i'm back from fishing, what I miss out on? Oh..." I lost it xD!!!

    • @mayatanner3587
      @mayatanner3587 9 років тому +17

      Smosh Shayna I loved that part too! I actually did like the movies, but I just thought this was so funny!

    • @kindleyfever258
      @kindleyfever258 8 років тому +63

      I bet his fishing tale would be more interesting than this movie.

    • @BitchPudding
      @BitchPudding 7 років тому +11

      body parts who in the fuck are you?

    • @mandarvamalhotra6461
      @mandarvamalhotra6461 7 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samanthaalessandra94
      @samanthaalessandra94 6 років тому +1

      Noot Noot You guys do realize that Bella wasn't born in 1995, right? She was born September 13th, 1987. Brush up on your facts

  • @redluca56
    @redluca56 9 років тому +1642

    Still a better love story than.. wait

    • @LeviAJ-uj5jp
      @LeviAJ-uj5jp 9 років тому +8

      XD

    • @Katie-eq8yo
      @Katie-eq8yo 9 років тому +82

      Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Gray.

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 9 років тому +15

      Katie and Liz At least 50 Shades doesn't have pedophilia in it.

    • @Katie-eq8yo
      @Katie-eq8yo 9 років тому +16

      To be honest, at least Twilight doesn't have rape. I read someone's multiple posts on the book for 50 SOG And the chapter overviews have trigger warnings with multiple triggers including rape. By no means do I like Twilight, but at least nobody is ever raped or stalked. Not to mention it's not filled with trigger warnings.
      Plus, can't really pick another book or movie to add onto that phrase.

    • @DaviddeMouraCastro
      @DaviddeMouraCastro 9 років тому +7

      Katie and Liz From what I understand, that's a huge misunderstanding.
      In the actual book, apparently the girl character consents to everything, but does not use the safe word when she is supposed to... I don't really see how that's rape if she consents, and doesn't let Mr. Grey know she's uncomfortable (which pisses him off.)
      Don't believe everything you read on the internet... People take things out of context.

  • @thelady7827
    @thelady7827 3 роки тому +157

    I love how Renesmee is like, "You know I haven't imprinted on you right?" to Jacob at the end. It's sooo true!!!!

  • @WillPennerson
    @WillPennerson 10 років тому +985

    You know what, I think Bella's dad wasn't really surprised that his daughter got herself killed...

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 9 років тому +61

      ***** Hell he was probably expecting it. If I was Charlie and Bella was my daughter I'd have disowned her long ago.

    • @warlis4767
      @warlis4767 9 років тому +24

      Xehanort10 ................DAD OF THE YEAR AWARD to you, sir!

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 9 років тому +7

      Xehanort10 omg Xehanort, you would say that.

    • @die1057
      @die1057 6 років тому +11

      So true tho like she is an accident magnit and yea sorry I have bad spelling

    • @patriciaokelley187
      @patriciaokelley187 4 роки тому +3

      She never got killed.

  • @chaoticinflation5766
    @chaoticinflation5766 10 років тому +3764

    OMG I died with the "she's so hot! Omg! Can I make out with your infant?" XD

    • @The_last_zer0
      @The_last_zer0 10 років тому +28

      same hahahaha

    • @val6403
      @val6403 9 років тому +14

      ikr

    • @flyarmy7
      @flyarmy7 9 років тому +59

      And at the end when he had the 12 pack xD

    • @bethanybruce8256
      @bethanybruce8256 9 років тому +30

      (Wacksjacob on the head) wait a few weeks would you!

    • @madifrandsen8254
      @madifrandsen8254 7 років тому +2

      chaoticinflation no you can't

  • @jenna24689
    @jenna24689 8 років тому +359

    Charlie's just like “Hey guys, I'm back from fishing. What did I- oh." My favorite part

  • @frcdstcr
    @frcdstcr 8 років тому +376

    Aro's "Let's do this!" gets me every time.
    But Carlisle is right. Most of the trouble in Breaking Dawn happens just because Bella HAD to have sex while she was human; she just /couldn't/ have waited until she was immortal.

    • @crashkat9086
      @crashkat9086 8 років тому +24

      Yeah but she wanted to have a real marriage experience. But she was just BEGGING Edward to have sex with her when he said he didn't want to because he hurt her.

    • @frcdstcr
      @frcdstcr 8 років тому +71

      Man, their relationship is toxic. On both sides.

    • @crashkat9086
      @crashkat9086 8 років тому +41

      I actually read about how Edward and Bella's relationship is an abusive one, and the post goes on to explain the signs of an abusive relationship and it has in commen with theirs.

    • @minutemuse
      @minutemuse 8 років тому +41

      The allure of Edward's solid marble disco stick was too strong.

    • @mothboy14
      @mothboy14 7 років тому +6

      +minutemuse 😂😂 OMG that's the best comment ever

  • @SayderCascading
    @SayderCascading 9 років тому +234

    I always felt bad for Charlie. Poor guy.

    • @sofiaa1616
      @sofiaa1616 9 років тому +29

      Kim Arundale Most interesting character in the entire Twilight saga. I demand a spin off series!

    • @SaltySweetRen
      @SaltySweetRen 9 років тому +27

      Kim Arundale The ONLY good character in the whole series...

    • @SayderCascading
      @SayderCascading 9 років тому +3

      CursedNocturne In the books I really liked most of the characters...the movies kind of ruined them for me though .-.

    • @CanisMythson
      @CanisMythson 9 років тому +2

      CursedNocturne Except Peter. Peter's better then all of them.

    • @SaltySweetRen
      @SaltySweetRen 9 років тому +1

      SonOfMyths73 Peter who?

  • @Twilightingale21
    @Twilightingale21 9 років тому +452

    Jacob's twelve-pack is amazing! XD

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 9 років тому +2

      Flaming Eyelash Your profile pic goes perfectly with your comment

    • @Twilightingale21
      @Twilightingale21 9 років тому +1

      XD

    • @mias4225
      @mias4225 9 років тому +1

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    • @denndeIion
      @denndeIion 5 років тому

      ikr lmao

    • @dennislundholmjr2791
      @dennislundholmjr2791 3 роки тому +1

      @@mias4225 Are you OK?

  • @RebecaC12
    @RebecaC12 8 років тому +720

    "Can I make out with your infant?" Oh good God xD

    • @jiyeonqueen4905
      @jiyeonqueen4905 8 років тому +2

      I know right

    • @elisefincher4478
      @elisefincher4478 8 років тому +2

      lmmfao that shit was funny as fuck.

    • @CDHfilms
      @CDHfilms 8 років тому

      +RebecaC12 What the Heck was that about?!

    • @RebecaC12
      @RebecaC12 8 років тому

      What was what about, sir?

    • @kelly3014
      @kelly3014 8 років тому +7

      +CDHfilms In the book, Jacob marries Bella's daughter.

  • @MisterDeplume
    @MisterDeplume 7 років тому +424

    "You too just had to have a baby. Didn't you? " :D

  • @CGwarrior12
    @CGwarrior12 10 років тому +281

    Why couldn't Buffy the vampire slayer come out of no where and kill everyone?

    • @Akazainul
      @Akazainul 10 років тому +17

      Dude, that would be awesome

    • @CGwarrior12
      @CGwarrior12 10 років тому +15

      The best,*Brofist*.....(Don't leave me hanging)

    • @Akazainul
      @Akazainul 10 років тому +5

      I won't, Brofist...

    • @CGwarrior12
      @CGwarrior12 10 років тому +4

      Aw!Thanks,:D

    • @justinfelgar1913
      @justinfelgar1913 10 років тому

      ***** She does have a thing for dead guys ;)

  • @BloodyJacki
    @BloodyJacki 10 років тому +122

    You dislike Twilight. You can ignore Twilight. You can despise Twilight. You can hate it with the burning fire of a thousand suns(I know I do). But you cannot, CANNOT, hate Charlie Swan. I swear to all and any gods, he is the best character out of them all.

    • @seamarie3111
      @seamarie3111 Рік тому +1

      Agreed. Best book dad pretty much ever.

    • @ronaldweasley1779
      @ronaldweasley1779 Рік тому +5

      Yeah true ! The catch is..he asked Jacob if he wanted to sue Bella when she punched his face when he literally tried to assaul her.

    • @SIowpoke
      @SIowpoke 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ronaldweasley1779 I think it was a joke tho? He actually makes some jokes in the movies at least.

    • @ronaldweasley1779
      @ronaldweasley1779 9 місяців тому

      @@SIowpoke what kind of father would joke with his daughter's harasser ? Charlie consistently urged Bella to talk to Jacob in the books when she decided to boycott him as he forced himself on her but Charlie repeatedly insisted that she should forgive Jacob because "he's just a teenage boy in love"

    • @queenninjabunny
      @queenninjabunny 23 дні тому

      Omg Charlie Swan 😂 too good be Bella's father I read book itself she sounded like a stuck up brat. 🥲 I wish he was my father..

  • @Ally-uj3di
    @Ally-uj3di 9 років тому +52

    Am I the only one who would have loved if the movie ended with that Alice's vision was real?

  • @rachelallen9665
    @rachelallen9665 8 років тому +102

    "You just had to have a kid didn't you?" Haha lol my fave part

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому +2

      +Rachel Allen piano song at 1:50 PLEASE?

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 9 років тому +575

    I remembered Jacob saying "Can I make out with your infant" while I was at work and I nearly burst out laughing.

    • @die1057
      @die1057 6 років тому +2

      eastwing329 lol

  • @JacobRivera168
    @JacobRivera168 7 років тому +90

    That was exactly what I thought when I saw that part of the movie.

  • @Harper_1984
    @Harper_1984 8 років тому +678

    This ending would be WAY better then the actual ending

    • @lovingstylinson
      @lovingstylinson 7 років тому +8

      +Pothead Yeah but they didn't hunt that often and only needed one-three animals from what I saw. Plus they made a point of hunting really well populated species

    • @jaylindr3723
      @jaylindr3723 7 років тому +6

      ikr

    • @matthewhuebner3119
      @matthewhuebner3119 7 років тому +1

      Arushi Malik í agree with you

    • @Tammy-ls9zg
      @Tammy-ls9zg 6 років тому

      Arushi Malik I agree

    • @TylerCWilliams
      @TylerCWilliams 6 років тому +6

      It makes a lot more sense.

  • @haileyferg2194
    @haileyferg2194 8 років тому +83

    "Hey everybody Im back from fishing" "oh....."

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark8605 8 років тому +594

    SHE'S SO HOT ERMAGERD!!

    • @justsomerandomdude7224
      @justsomerandomdude7224 8 років тому +2

      its true tho, wolves can be pedophiles

    • @jemmascott5559
      @jemmascott5559 8 років тому

      I haven't seen the movie yet so what is this about with the baby?

    • @levitator45
      @levitator45 8 років тому +6

      wolves have this thing where they imprint on one person forever. it means that they have like unconditional love for them and all. and jacob imprinted on bella's kid

    • @RiceCwippy
      @RiceCwippy 7 років тому +3

      levitator45 shhhh

    • @billiesgirl
      @billiesgirl 7 років тому +2

      Joshifer Everlark lol

  • @SchleichWhisper
    @SchleichWhisper 9 років тому +73

    Its in the middle of the night where I am. Everything is pitch dark and quiet. I'm watching this and I can't laugh. Please. I'm dying haHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @annagao6359
    @annagao6359 7 років тому +25

    LOL "NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF! LETS DO THIS!" I cant stop laughing OML

  • @allyciaransom3639
    @allyciaransom3639 3 роки тому +40

    “You two just had to have a baby didn’t you?”- Carlisle 😂😂😂
    P.S. does anyone else think that whoever voiced Carlisle was spot on or is it just me??

  • @dunnelirvinriberal235
    @dunnelirvinriberal235 10 років тому +34

    Just realized how stupid the Volturi were having not taken advantage from Alice's premonition in the movie.

    • @maoribrotha53
      @maoribrotha53 10 років тому +1

      Do you really think they would've been able to take advantage of that? Nothing would've changed lol.

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t 10 років тому +6

      maoribrotha53 premonition can be changed

    • @LexisTheRueKid
      @LexisTheRueKid 10 років тому +2

      Noo things would've change if he took the advantage

    • @maoribrotha53
      @maoribrotha53 10 років тому

      Webz Cruiser But really, what could they have done differently? Other than tell Marcus to actually help out lol.

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 10 років тому +5

      maoribrotha53 Wasn't it established quite early in the series that Alice's visions could be changed based on people decisions?

  • @doinoyou
    @doinoyou 9 років тому +112

    Doesn't anyone think the baby singing a thousand year was creepy? So no only me aww :(

    • @doinoyou
      @doinoyou 9 років тому

      ***** finally someone gets it!

    • @doinoyou
      @doinoyou 9 років тому

      ***** awkward

    • @doinoyou
      @doinoyou 9 років тому

      I don't think I want to answer that because that's CREEPY!

    • @doinoyou
      @doinoyou 9 років тому

      Well you made 6,000X creepy

    • @doinoyou
      @doinoyou 9 років тому

      I had worst more than this trust me XD

  • @TheCatlover334
    @TheCatlover334 8 років тому +402

    Come on, guys, admit it: This scene would be more realistic than Kristen Stewart's acting!

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 8 років тому +22

    2:00
    Check out his bazillion ab muscles.

  • @TheIrish1991
    @TheIrish1991 10 років тому +66

    Lmao! Mustache dad at the end "hey guys I'm back from fishing what'd i miss out on?..oh.." team mustache dad!

    • @louisedimmock8732
      @louisedimmock8732 10 років тому +1

      Yeah poor Charlie :'(

    • @elfaro1607
      @elfaro1607 10 років тому +3

      Whoo Team Moustache Dad!! *Celebrates*

    • @robanah
      @robanah 10 років тому

      There was a team Moustache Dad???? Hahahaha!!! Charlie was the most interesting character in all the movies and the only one I seemed to really enjoy!

  • @iAzaria
    @iAzaria 10 років тому +20

    That really is the way it should have ended because he would've seen what he could watch out for good thinking.

  • @Helga947
    @Helga947 7 років тому +15

    "hey everybody, I am back from fishing, what I missed out on?" this just cracks me up every time

  • @athenacastro6697
    @athenacastro6697 8 років тому +91

    the baby's face tho xD

  • @delaneygreer-valle158
    @delaneygreer-valle158 7 років тому +55

    "You two just HAD to have a baby, didn't you?" 😂😂😂

  • @salvadorsenpai97
    @salvadorsenpai97 9 років тому +49

    That was actually a wayyyyy better ending and smarter one too

  • @not_abot213
    @not_abot213 9 років тому +122

    "She's like the most amazing like, half human, half vampire baby ever."
    Dhampir, you're talking about a dhampir.

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 8 років тому +2

      I know right. Why would they have a problem with her if Dhapmirs are very normal in Vampire mythology. They are know to be weaker then a vampire anyways.

    • @FirstLast-md6pz
      @FirstLast-md6pz 8 років тому

      Is that a VHD reference or from another source?

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 8 років тому

      First Last Just look up Dhapmirs on Google. You will find a ton of sites talking about the mythology and history.

    • @not_abot213
      @not_abot213 8 років тому +5

      +Arianna Silva According to the books, if Nessie was to be immortal she would pose a threat of possibly exposing the existence of vampires to humanity. Apparently immortal children have a hard time controlling their thirst and are not easily disciplined.
      To me, the Volturi's motive kinda makes more sense now.

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 8 років тому +4

      Miranda Richardson In some versions. When I was researching Dhampirs for a possible character they were usually weaker than vampires, died early, and in some cases were literally just a blob. I could see why he was worried. But the mythology in the book wasn't as interesting as the real mythology.

  • @danielleransom123
    @danielleransom123 9 років тому +21

    Yah, Jacob was kind of a perv on that part. I understand why bella didnt want him near her daughter. I always thought it was his way of gtting back at her for choosing wdward instead of him, like he hurried up and claimd her daughters minutes after she was born.

    • @krisnorge5830
      @krisnorge5830 9 років тому +15

      LovelyDoses Deformed DIva lol. Remember Jacob tells Bella "Remember how much you wanted to be around me before? That feeling's gone, right?
      -Long gone!
      -That's because it was her. From the beginning it was Nessie that wanted me there."
      This months before "Nessie" was even CONCIEVED !!!!!!

    • @LifeInPink999
      @LifeInPink999 9 років тому +2

      That was and still disgusting to me.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +31

    I wish Chris Hanson was in this.

  • @paukenhamster
    @paukenhamster 10 років тому +50

    Hey, i'm back from fishing, what did i miss out here...oh.
    AMAZING!

  • @Average_Subaru_Enjoyer
    @Average_Subaru_Enjoyer 9 років тому +11

    "Can I make-out with your infant...?" OH MY FUCKING GOD IM DYING!!! SAVE ME WITH YOUR TWELVE-PACK JACOB!!!

  • @FoenyxFeather
    @FoenyxFeather 9 років тому +38

    XD totally true. He'd know exactly what to watch out for. Twilight officially ruined even more than it already was when it was written.

    • @UnCarcajou
      @UnCarcajou 9 років тому +6

      Well technically that wouldn't be much use for him. The fight would be a bloodbath because most of the Volturi's powers are negated by Bella's shield (they didn't develop that in the movie, did they? I don't remember) and even knowing that aaaah there's a guy that can open up the ground and control all the other elements and all the others' abilities, he didn't exactly have time to restrategize. Also, if he actually beat them, most of them would be dead and that would be a waste of many interresting talents. It's better to wait until they all split... to pick 'em up one by one once they stop being careful.
      Oh well. Who cares anyway.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 9 років тому +7

      daenerys138 Sure he had time to strategize, kill that one who can split open the ground, kill bella, and you're good to go, all he has to do is prioritize them.

  • @Julie-kx5bs
    @Julie-kx5bs 8 років тому +63

    Funny, but it doesn't make sense if you read the book. The only reason the volturi cared about Bella and finding dirt on the Cullen's is because they wanted to acquire gifted vampires for their guard. That is why they wouldn't have killed jasper or Alice. If the had killed all of the gifted vampires , they would have lost some of their members in vain and still wouldn't have ended up with anything to show for it. That is why they walked away. They don't care about enforcing the law, so much as they were using renesmee as ammo to take down a powerful coven and get new members to stay powerful.

    • @Julie-kx5bs
      @Julie-kx5bs 8 років тому +11

      Haha, my 13 year old self came out there for a second. I can definitely say twilight is no literary masterpiece.

    • @jenna24689
      @jenna24689 8 років тому +14

      Yeah the director added that seen in the movie because he thought the book ending was too boring

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 5 років тому +2

      Which is why killing them would have been a good idea.

    • @thelady7827
      @thelady7827 3 роки тому +1

      Thank You

  • @nicoleh9941
    @nicoleh9941 10 років тому +42

    I HATE Twilight but this is just hilarious

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому +7

    Renesmee saying, "You know I didn't imprint on YOU, right?!" took me out! I never thought of that before now, but dang, she has a point! Has anyone other than HISHE addressed the fact that Jacob assumes he will get what he wants from that...baby (🤮)...without any objections?

  • @AMWZPN
    @AMWZPN 9 років тому +37

    2:31
    Ahhh that face! XD I'm gonna have nightmares now XP LOL!

  • @SwedishWolfLovergirl
    @SwedishWolfLovergirl 10 років тому +59

    But, isn't the future impossible to change?

    • @Eisenwave
      @Eisenwave 10 років тому +63

      There are infinite different futures.
      So when you hear about your future, you just experience a different possible one.

    • @SwedishWolfLovergirl
      @SwedishWolfLovergirl 10 років тому +1

      Thanks guys! When i watch some movies I'm often tired and then i get "wait! what happened? What did they say? -.-"

    • @KyranSparda
      @KyranSparda 10 років тому +7

      Ugh..... Ever heard of time paradox?

    • @ColeConCon
      @ColeConCon 10 років тому +3

      Time can be rewritten in stories

    • @Mikeanglo
      @Mikeanglo 10 років тому +1

      Mr. Mew Yeah...but not in real life because the laws of future dynamics and time are SO well understood by us in real life. Right?

  • @Sassysas22
    @Sassysas22 10 років тому +4

    I'm not a huge Twilight fan, but I will say this. Why Carlisle and Jasper died I was very upset. Bella could have died and I would be jumping up and down, but Carlisle and Jasper died and I was in total shock. I was happy to find out that they both lived.

  • @egeorgiades93
    @egeorgiades93 9 років тому +12

    1:17 This is what I was thinking as well. Why didn't this happen? He was shown what could happen so now he's prepared.

  • @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916
    @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916 9 років тому +42

    And everyone died! Happy ending!

    • @NojoJojo598
      @NojoJojo598 9 років тому +12

      But wait Jake didnt......
      *grabs shotgun and beef jerky*
      Every one pack your bags we got a wolf to hunt

    • @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916
      @ragecageofsneezingdragon4916 9 років тому +3

      zakeslayer I'm with you.

    • @iTviX123
      @iTviX123 9 років тому +1

      still a better love story than twilight... wait... what?

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 9 років тому

      zakeslayer I'll go to

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 9 років тому +5

      all my dreams are coming true

  • @nj66666
    @nj66666 10 років тому +43

    Okay that "can i make out with your infant" thing was creepy, but the ending was absolutely hilarious!!!!

    • @joseroa5243
      @joseroa5243 10 років тому +15

      considering that in the movie (for what i read and what i've been told) the warewolf fall in love and engaged in a relationship with the infant... well yeah, thats it. Necrophilia-Zoophilia-pedophilia. what other philia this thing has?

    • @Drunken_Hamster
      @Drunken_Hamster 10 років тому

      Jose Roa A. i want to shoot the makers of this video. B. that's not how imprinting works.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 9 років тому

      Hazardous-Nebula So you want to shoot people for not liking something you like? And stop trying to justify that imprinting crap. It's paedophilia plain and simple.

  • @Mosely143
    @Mosely143 10 років тому +47

    hahaha! just thought about this! i watched the movie and when i saw it as just a vision, i was pissed off. only watched the movie one time but yeah now that i think about it, this totally should've happened. and jacob...just what the hell dude? what the hell? thats just so weird.

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому

      that video is more logical than the original.
      just one question.............why was Jacob acting all creepy and stuff towards the half human/vampire child? what is it related to the original? (just curious)

    • @lmpickle9
      @lmpickle9 10 років тому

      Lego King yup. in the movie, Jacob imprinted on (fell in love with) Renesme (bella and edwards kid) lol. creep.

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому +8

      Leah McAllister Okay, that movie is yet not just stupid, brainwashing to teen gullible girls, and not just insulting to the classic vampires and werewolves........it also promotes pedophilia!
      Okay that's it, somebody give a time machine, and a gun, because i'm off going back in time and kill stephenie meyer. Who would promote pedophilia in a movie other than twilight?

    • @lmpickle9
      @lmpickle9 10 років тому

      Lego King Thank you!! best idea I've heard in a long time. *hands a gun* do well, we're counting on you.

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому

      Leah McAllister i'm already ashamed that i can't go back in time since time machines don't exist. But on the other hand, it is quite a good idea that they allowed twilight to exist (although i am pissed it exists at the same time) that would give us the opportunity to go to stephenie meyer and tell her that her story actually promotes pedophilia. i'm pretty sure she doesn't know that, but would for sure make her feel bad and also those who liked it.

  • @katetyner8496
    @katetyner8496 9 років тому +13

    Carlisle: *sighs* You two just had to have a baby...didn't you?
    XD

  • @finch8028
    @finch8028 7 років тому +3

    2:30 that's gonna be in my nightmares for a thousand years

  • @Commonwealth-ex7ev
    @Commonwealth-ex7ev 10 років тому +28

    The only good things that come out of twilight are the parodies made about them

  • @HalifaxStudios
    @HalifaxStudios 10 років тому +56

    i think this was the smartest video

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому +16

      actually no......it wasn't the smartest video.....
      it was the most brilliant, perfect, and even more logical than the original!
      i mean seriously? who would just back off on something when they see a vision of themselves getting ripped apart in the exact time, place, and even by whom, while it just gives them the opportunity in not making it happen? (in other words......if you see the future of how you die, you get the chance to avoid that)

    • @mondoman2016
      @mondoman2016 10 років тому +5

      Yeah that's EXACTLY what Agent J did in Men in Black 3.

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому +6

      Sam Kubico Dude that's what everyone should do. Twilight is just a stupid movie written from a stupid talent-less whore.

    • @brianna69071
      @brianna69071 10 років тому +4

      Lego King I think twilight was stupid but you don't have to call her a talent-less person. That is rude

    • @Pro464
      @Pro464 10 років тому +3

      brianna clemons Honestly, "rude" isn't really my thing, so in that case it's "truth".
      people work hard, think, use their imagination night and day and probably not sleep a wink for hours or days in writing good book, and don't manage to succeed in publishing it and turning it into a movie, while stephenie meyer just slept and got her so called "dream" and used it to make her book and got tons of success. Yeah what a hard work she did (not). and that's not fair okay.
      So in that case, stephenie meyer deserves every rude word said to her, don't blame me, but she earned it.

  • @hanialhajj3838
    @hanialhajj3838 4 роки тому +4

    1:43 he laughed like pennywise

  • @pizzadogma
    @pizzadogma 9 років тому +1477

    My friend said Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I need a reason to slap her now

    • @JiyoDoodle
      @JiyoDoodle 9 років тому +69

      Just say that everything happens for a reason so that she believes that you had a reason to slap her. Because otherwise there are too many reasons to slap her

    • @andrewfrank7222
      @andrewfrank7222 9 років тому +30

      Your friend was a teenage girl, no? Twilight == Gimmick garbage

    • @enochnox7852
      @enochnox7852 9 років тому +15

      well...I hate both, but still, you had to slap her...

    • @ztslovebird
      @ztslovebird 9 років тому +39

      No, don't slap your friend! She needs an intervention, and several months of Bad Story Rehab. Send her to a nice place in the country with the Harry Potter books, a complete boxed set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (and maybe Angel for good measure), the Mortal Instrument books, and all the Disney animated movies that empower female characters (Mulan, Pocahontas, Atlantis the Lost Empire, Tangled, Frozen, Princess and the Frog, etc).

    • @nl7319
      @nl7319 9 років тому +24

      I prefer twilight.

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 3 роки тому +5

    I love how utterly pumped Aro is to slaughter them all.

  • @hobisrealwifefr
    @hobisrealwifefr 7 років тому +37

    hey gus am back from fishing what did i miss on oh

  • @alexandram1915
    @alexandram1915 3 роки тому +4

    The only thing I would change about this is the fact that Carlisle should still be alive.

  • @lexalina132
    @lexalina132 7 років тому +8

    "Hey everybody, i'm back from fishing, what did I miss out- oh..."

  • @Augustwww
    @Augustwww 10 років тому +9

    I think Carlisle said it best; "Bitch you just had to have a baby, didn't you?" That statement alone sums up breaking dawn.

  • @Rainbowatersprite123
    @Rainbowatersprite123 10 років тому +98

    .......totally a better -love- story than twilight

    • @Mabelpinestwin
      @Mabelpinestwin 10 років тому +1

      Very true😏

    • @duckymoemoemarisa
      @duckymoemoemarisa 10 років тому +24

      Duck dynasty has a better love story.

    • @Wh40kFinatic
      @Wh40kFinatic 10 років тому +12

      Seriously, that shit is over, dead and buried. STOP. You guys are worse than the fangirls.

  • @karlabrien
    @karlabrien 7 років тому +7

    "Hey I'm back from fishing what did I miss?"

  • @12DraculauraRox34
    @12DraculauraRox34 9 років тому +20

    You two just had to have a baby, didn't you

  • @mistafy
    @mistafy 7 років тому +11

    Carlisle : you two just had to have a baby didn't you ... (you a savage Carlisle 🤘)

  • @MsRockTheClock
    @MsRockTheClock 10 років тому +10

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 9 років тому +2

      ***** The poor guy was unlucky enough to have to be the father of Bella Swan. That's some serious bad luck right there.

  • @queenninjabunny
    @queenninjabunny 7 років тому +2

    I love to rewatch this because I believe this something that should've happened when Aro say something like," thank you Alice dear.. For showing me the future now I know their every move! I know what to watch out for!"

  • @LydiaFaulkner
    @LydiaFaulkner 8 років тому +13

    That is true though, if he's seen the future then Alice is definitely helping them.

  • @julkap4190
    @julkap4190 10 років тому +6

    OMG, that was Twilight?! Thank God you've made this video. You saved 2 hours of my life :D.

  • @rebeccalennon7053
    @rebeccalennon7053 9 років тому +3

    Perfection, this truly was the best video ever! This must have taken some time to make! Well done! And that Jacob part, priceless! I love your videos!

  • @lulusolomon2720
    @lulusolomon2720 5 років тому +3

    2:10 juss imagine Charlie having prior knowledge as to what really happened 😭

  • @ashurathi9286
    @ashurathi9286 3 роки тому +4

    Actually I had this exactly same confusion that Alice just gave them the spoiler of fighting so they can easily win now....

  • @trollthestream4115
    @trollthestream4115 8 років тому +12

    im probably the only person should still likes twilight

  • @freyamikaelson2867
    @freyamikaelson2867 9 років тому +109

    WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN LMFAO

  • @storyworld1866
    @storyworld1866 6 років тому +2

    This ending makes so much more sense. The first time I read this scene in the book I was like "WTF!". When I watched the movie "This makes no sense!". Cause I realized to that Aro would have probably stayed and fought despite knowing the future.

  • @PeterG00000
    @PeterG00000 9 років тому +23

    My pals and I barreled through the whole series not too long ago. It took the whole series to finally have something almost happen. In a way that's kind of amazing. People were tricked into watching grass grow, hahaha

    • @sofiaa1616
      @sofiaa1616 9 років тому +3

      Peter Gorman Thank you! People look at me weird when I tell them that I love the Twilight movies, and am like "Have you ever actually seen them? They are comedy gold!".

  • @amyibrahim1697
    @amyibrahim1697 10 років тому +4

    Lol "hey I came back from fishing , what i miss.. Oh" Charlie

  • @caracasmihai01
    @caracasmihai01 10 років тому +21

    That fucking 12 pack xDDDD

  • @evagenet6007
    @evagenet6007 9 років тому +1

    I love your videos!! They're so funny!

  • @Mastkalanderimran
    @Mastkalanderimran 8 років тому

    Omg i jus come across ur channel and stuff like 3mins ag i am in love!! Ur amaazing lmaooo

  • @lolazola7068
    @lolazola7068 2 роки тому +11

    I was wondered why they didn't take advantage of knowing what their exact plan was, thanks to Alice showing them💀

  • @sagnikchaudhuri9719
    @sagnikchaudhuri9719 9 років тому

    Too damn good!!!
    Love ur vids man!!!

  • @CrystalDominique
    @CrystalDominique 8 років тому +33

    Oh my God I can't stop laughing.

    • @Dreamfyre_
      @Dreamfyre_ 8 років тому +1

      Omg how do we keep meeting like this?!! you are EVERYWHERE!! But then again so am I lol :p

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому

      +Crystal Dominique piano song at 1:50 PLEASE?

    • @CrystalDominique
      @CrystalDominique 8 років тому

      Mighty Llama I have no idea.

    • @kaitlyngamer8487
      @kaitlyngamer8487 8 років тому

      Same!😂

  • @adrianavargova
    @adrianavargova 9 років тому +6

    Hahaha, I CRIED from laugh! Congratulations! Even though I am Twilight fan, this is brilliantly made. Congrats again.

  • @ohno9484
    @ohno9484 10 років тому +5

    Hey guys,i came back from fishing.What did i miss out-?
    Oh god...

  • @amberwelch4539
    @amberwelch4539 6 років тому +2

    I died at: 'Hey everybody I'm back from fishing what did I miss out on, ohh.' 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @esthersowah6864
    @esthersowah6864 9 років тому +1

    thank you, for making my day even better XD

  • @nowandgen886
    @nowandgen886 9 років тому +4

    Hey everybody I just back from fishing what did I miss out on- oh.

  • @accountfish
    @accountfish 9 років тому +3

    I'm a big Twilight fan. Like own the books and the movies and everything. And I seriously would've liked an ending like this rather than how it ended.

  • @jemmagigk2032
    @jemmagigk2032 8 років тому +16

    you two just had to have a baby

  • @anjayvonne1990
    @anjayvonne1990 7 років тому +3

    "Hey everybody I'm back from fishing what I miss out on- oh."
    LOL!! 🤣

  • @Lakylaa
    @Lakylaa 7 років тому +10

    Exactly what to watch out for 😂

  • @MelissenBlume99
    @MelissenBlume99 9 років тому +3

    1:05 mhhh He remindes to to Loki Laufeyson ... xDD

  • @anastasijamasalusic8824
    @anastasijamasalusic8824 8 років тому +4

    Oh,this end is better than the originaaaaal

  • @queenclarity4709
    @queenclarity4709 9 років тому +2

    That was flawless. I love you so much!😂

  • @8bitchickenz
    @8bitchickenz 10 років тому +14

    SHES SO HAWT OHMAH GURRRRRRRRRRD

  • @mollytucker766
    @mollytucker766 7 років тому +4

    "You two just had to have a baby. Didn't you." And "she's so hot!" Got me DEAD.

    • @mollytucker766
      @mollytucker766 7 років тому +1

      "Can I make out with your infant?"

  • @revenantsballs5252
    @revenantsballs5252 7 років тому +1

    0:40 - The Way U Drew Leah Made Me Spit Out My Water XD

  • @aditisharma3940
    @aditisharma3940 5 років тому +2

    That song in the end though!!

  • @Kibixforever
    @Kibixforever 10 років тому +10

    "Can I make out with ur infant?" xD LOL Jacob xD