How Twilight Should Have Ended

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2009
  • What if Edward had made that fateful decision another way? Here's how we think it should have played (plus a cameo from another favorite)!
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  • @FriendlyFire2830
    @FriendlyFire2830 8 років тому +4614

    "Don't talk... You're injured."

  • @namiraanwar4062
    @namiraanwar4062 8 років тому +4220

    "Does anyone care about what I have to say about this?"
    "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
    LOL

    • @jasminememon5646
      @jasminememon5646 8 років тому +28

      +Namira Anwar omg I just read this comment when that exact line came up xD

    • @weltraumroboter920
      @weltraumroboter920 8 років тому +13

      +Bunbun18 productions You read the comments while the video is running? What type of a psychopath are you??

    • @bevswan8187
      @bevswan8187 8 років тому +1

      your right time you Maker

    • @showaholic3358
      @showaholic3358 8 років тому +8

      +Weltraumroboter
      loads of people do

    • @MakaylaTomasi
      @MakaylaTomasi 8 років тому +18

      +Namira Anwar It's even funnier because that's probably what the real Edward would have done!

  • @naimaahmed9730
    @naimaahmed9730 4 роки тому +2476

    Bella: Does anyone care what I have to say
    Edward: shhhhhhhhh
    Perfectly describes their relationship

    • @ToffeeHamsters
      @ToffeeHamsters 2 роки тому +71

      Yup, toxic relationship

    • @cluster7505
      @cluster7505 2 роки тому +19

      Abusive relationship

    • @ronaldweasley1779
      @ronaldweasley1779 Рік тому

      😮😮

    • @MidnightFox2189
      @MidnightFox2189 Рік тому +3

      Bella says nothing really anyways, or changes her mind in 2 seconds

    • @loadingforcoffee
      @loadingforcoffee 10 місяців тому +1

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @buckylovesplums_6731
    @buckylovesplums_6731 4 роки тому +2919

    UA-cam be like:
    2009: nope
    2010: nah
    2011: nah
    2012: nah
    2013: nah
    2014: nah
    2015: nah
    2016: nah
    2017: still no
    2018: nope
    2019: nope
    2020: *Lets put this video in the recommendations 10 years later*

  • @georgie4889
    @georgie4889 7 років тому +2475

    0:31 😂😂 "Are you afraid she going to play baseball better than you?" I'm dead 😂😂

  • @smartgaming6842
    @smartgaming6842 9 років тому +1933

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Don't talk...you're injured.
    ROFL

    • @bellarenteria7291
      @bellarenteria7291 9 років тому

      Haha. Hilarious part.

    • @jaimemunguia5327
      @jaimemunguia5327 8 років тому +1

      hi i like your video

    • @destinyhunt6678
      @destinyhunt6678 8 років тому +1

      omg when I read that Edward said it

    • @remo8018
      @remo8018 7 років тому +1

      idek. deetiny same lol

    • @onyourleftboobrogers3103
      @onyourleftboobrogers3103 7 років тому +39

      i took a cpr class once and did this to my partner lying on the ground. Everyone around us lost it, and now whenever i see her, she always looks at me and says shhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @MrKingfisher
    @MrKingfisher 5 років тому +2160

    Still a better love story than Twilight.
    Wait.

  • @samantharowsell5532
    @samantharowsell5532 6 років тому +2520

    "I'm gonna make the pain go awa-"
    "Too late, I'm already a vampire," *runs* "LET'S GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!"

    • @AC-eu1rx
      @AC-eu1rx 4 роки тому +59

      I love this Bella LMAO

    • @rayantyeo
      @rayantyeo 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @ronweasleyisme
      @ronweasleyisme 3 роки тому +8

      @@beefstroganoff4459 it's a joke-

    • @rednoodleoffate
      @rednoodleoffate 3 роки тому +8

      @@beefstroganoff4459 If you take a line directly from the video you're commenting on, put it in quotes, and maybe add in a "lol" it's automatically funny.
      Do you not know how the internet works bro

    • @TheTwilightKnight_YT
      @TheTwilightKnight_YT 2 роки тому +1

      *sigh* It takes at least 24 hours for the venom to full kick in, she would be flailing in immense pain, thoughtless as waves of pain crash through her body, or not I guess. Screw it, the jokes funny it's fine.

  • @samanthasavin9915
    @samanthasavin9915 7 років тому +3386

    I laughed so hard where jacob said "Check at my bezzilen abb musicle

    • @billiesgirl
      @billiesgirl 7 років тому +15

      Samantha Savin lol

    • @spoon5591
      @spoon5591 7 років тому +13

      Samantha Savin SAME

    • @bataco1014
      @bataco1014 7 років тому +8

      rofl because of that

    • @icynishia1723
      @icynishia1723 7 років тому +8

      Samantha Savin me too.

    • @beedoubleu547
      @beedoubleu547 4 роки тому +9

      I laughed so hard when i realized you've never cracked open a dictionary

  • @brianna_903
    @brianna_903 7 років тому +1843

    "Check out my bazillion ab muscles!"
    Best. Part. Hands down. There, we're done.

    • @imsobroke3577
      @imsobroke3577 7 років тому +4

      Brianna Casey ikr that had me falling out of my chair

    • @brookeroddy8947
      @brookeroddy8947 6 років тому +3

      please the way it really happened was soooooooooooooo much better can't mess with the classics

    • @onix5988
      @onix5988 6 років тому +3

      I agree that was the best part;)

    • @josephlewis6586
      @josephlewis6586 6 років тому +8

      Brianna Casey no I think it’s “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t speak you’re injured” or Maybe “To late I’m already a vampire.Lets go eat SOME PEOPLE WHOOO

    • @gamingcheetah7560
      @gamingcheetah7560 5 років тому +1

      Brooke Roddy: true

  • @tammyprather2813
    @tammyprather2813 4 роки тому +2785

    I loved Jasper's line "uh, just a heads up but we may have set the building on fire", lol!

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 4 роки тому +22

      I loved his first line too 😂😂

    • @udnn
      @udnn 4 роки тому +1

      I'm uploading twilight stuff, please subscribe to my channel plisss

    • @samanthakirschbaum1196
      @samanthakirschbaum1196 4 роки тому +4

      As soon as I saw your comment I liked it!!! 😂😂😂

    • @sweetspicy7880
      @sweetspicy7880 4 роки тому +3

      I loved the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @faithvillar6462
      @faithvillar6462 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @mimilook4347
    @mimilook4347 4 роки тому +835

    "It's like you're recovering drug addict that dates crack. It's never gonna work"

  • @satansblog9753
    @satansblog9753 7 років тому +1278

    Another ending:
    "I watch you while you sleep."
    "..... DAD!"

  • @vanessasanchez5641
    @vanessasanchez5641 7 років тому +750

    "Are you afraid she's gonna play baseball better than you" that line killed me 😆

  • @rhyaloveaux
    @rhyaloveaux 4 роки тому +1297

    “Check put my bazillion ab muscles” 😂 this line got me 😂😂

    • @aydisondilworth7831
      @aydisondilworth7831 4 роки тому +7

      Was that Jay from Descendants or someone in this movie

    • @tiktokgeek155
      @tiktokgeek155 3 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @xx__a_o_xx4963
      @xx__a_o_xx4963 2 роки тому +4

      It’s a wolf thing 😎

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 2 роки тому +2

      @@aydisondilworth7831 omg it does look like Jay! But no, it's just Jacob with long hair. That's what he looked like in the first movie.

  • @josephlewis6586
    @josephlewis6586 6 років тому +857

    “is it because your afraid of the commitment” Jasper: “Are u afraid that she will be better than baseball than you” Edward:”don’t talk your injured 😂😂😂😂

    • @daddyemu7047
      @daddyemu7047 3 роки тому +11

      I like how this comment is edited yet still needs to be edited lmaooo

    • @gratituderanch9406
      @gratituderanch9406 3 роки тому +3

      Emily Miller yes!!!! And you worded that SOOOO much better than the single word I was going to use. Props.

  • @AmberCahill39
    @AmberCahill39 10 років тому +302

    That has to be the most excitement I have ever seen in Bella XD

  • @onioncoffee
    @onioncoffee 8 років тому +2601

    Still a better love story than- Oh wait...
    edit: holy shid how'd this get so many likes

    • @pastelkiera5033
      @pastelkiera5033 8 років тому +45

      _Wow. How fucking original._

    • @jasminemississo1796
      @jasminemississo1796 8 років тому +3

      Still a better love story than sog :P

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 8 років тому +12

      +Kathleen Hamilton 50 Shades of Gray. That one.

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому +1

      +Kathleen Hamilton What's the song called at 0:49 anyone..?

    • @jennyse5899
      @jennyse5899 8 років тому +1

      +Mighty Llama river flows in you or something like that

  • @smhemily
    @smhemily 6 років тому +440

    Bella showed more emotion in this HISHE than in the entire Twilight series.

  • @Ery0425
    @Ery0425 4 роки тому +139

    “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... don’t talk, you’re injured” 😆😆

    • @rosathais
      @rosathais 3 роки тому

      This is the best line LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @Aisha-fm8ji
    @Aisha-fm8ji 7 років тому +785

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TWILIGHT 😂 but my favourite part is when Jasper said "are you afraid she's gonna play baseball better than you?" 😂😂

  • @mayacortez1987
    @mayacortez1987 7 років тому +402

    I can't believe this video came out in 2009. I feel old.

  • @elsad5810
    @elsad5810 6 років тому +187

    "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't talk... you're injured."
    "Check ma bazillion ab muscles."
    "Hey guys. Just a heads up. I think we maaaay have set the building on fire."
    "LET'S GO EAT SUM PEOPLE! WHOO!"
    😂 Doesn't get any better than this, guys.

  • @aributera4905
    @aributera4905 4 роки тому +87

    “Let’s go eat some people” I’m dead. 😭😭

  • @thesaltysoup5109
    @thesaltysoup5109 9 років тому +498

    You know who the real victim in the twilight movies is? The guy who played Edward in the movies. I'm sure somewhere down the line he regretted being in them and being remembered as an actor who ruined the vampire genre. Every friend I know hates these movies so imagine how the people in them felt. Hell, they probably only continued starring in them because I'm sure they were paid well. Just my opinion though I could be wrong.

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 9 років тому +108

      You are not wrong at all my friend, Robert Pattinson (who played Edward) says that if Edward Cullen existed in real life as a human he would be an axe murderer :P
      And that if he watched the Twilight Saga as an audience member and didn't star in it at all, he said he would hate it mindlessly :P
      Gotta give the guy props, he's not afraid to bash his own role. Though it gave him lots of money it did cost him his dignity at times.

    • @SayderCascading
      @SayderCascading 9 років тому +6

      I agree!...though there's only one Cullen movie I actually enjoy, and it's not because of his acting.

    • @shillinhite3911
      @shillinhite3911 9 років тому +4

      Lol but he's crying all the way to the bank.

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 9 років тому +8

      Sheila Hite Haha! XD
      Yep, crying at the loss of his dignity with a tear stained tissue in one hand and a massive cheque in the other :P

    • @thesaltysoup5109
      @thesaltysoup5109 9 років тому +3

      Yes indeed... a real victim... I think? Which is more important I wonder... money or dignity?

  • @briannafackler5028
    @briannafackler5028 9 років тому +604

    I would've watched the shit out of that movie. That Bella had 50 times more personality than the actual Bella, and all she really said was "Let's go eat some people!! Whew!!"

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 4 роки тому +119

    0:51 “....Did you say something, Ed- _AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!”_

  • @spookie9816
    @spookie9816 7 років тому +44

    Alice-"This is just stupid, what is she going to experience as a human that sue can't as a veggie vampire anyway? Oh I know, its that guy because I can see the future." Jacob-"Check out my bazillion ab muscles." LOL

  • @beyondgrim
    @beyondgrim 7 років тому +263

    "Check out my bazillion Ab Muscles" I'm Dyingggg 😂😂😂😂

  • @mcarter4784
    @mcarter4784 7 років тому +440

    'Too late I'm already a Vampire. Let's go eat some people' this 😂😂😂

    • @portonato6971
      @portonato6971 4 роки тому +5

      Bellatrix you watch Twilight?😮I am surprised!

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 4 роки тому +3

      Lady Lestrange....fancy meeting you here.

  • @yosoyileana1990
    @yosoyileana1990 4 роки тому +71

    Wow, 10 years later and I'm still watching this lol

  • @no-gp3yt
    @no-gp3yt 4 роки тому +65

    I love the lines
    "I'm going to take the pain awa-"
    "To late I'm already a vampire"
    "LETS GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!
    Jaspers line...
    "I think we might have set the building on fire"
    And what Jacob said
    "Cheap out my brazilian ab muscles"
    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sakura_rain4915
    @sakura_rain4915 7 років тому +213

    "Here comes the mumbly lyrics, mumble mumble twilight. Mumble, yeah."
    LMAO!!!!

    • @mialarsson4972
      @mialarsson4972 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂 I couldn’t even make out what he was saying until you pointed it out!

    • @maritime9297
      @maritime9297 4 роки тому

      Ehm, where please?

    • @amairaaaryan3791
      @amairaaaryan3791 4 роки тому

      @@mialarsson4972 ahhaahhaahg... It took me so long to realize it.

    • @shannonjade1480
      @shannonjade1480 4 роки тому +2

      I died during that as well. "Mumble mumble Twilight YEAH!"

  • @noname31214
    @noname31214 7 років тому +527

    You know what I don't get?
    Why didn't they just let one of the others suck out the venom if Edward couldn't do it?
    I mean what about Carlisle?

    • @Chelsie-bp8id
      @Chelsie-bp8id 7 років тому +7

      hes not suppose to go back to a human blood vampire (?)

    • @noname31214
      @noname31214 7 років тому +91

      Chelsie Antivola So is Edward, and as a well-known fact Edward is especially attracted to Bella's blood in particular and Carlisle has better control over his urges. Ie mean it just doesn't make sense to me :D

    • @Alice82916
      @Alice82916 7 років тому +8

      so fucking true

    • @minhyuga149
      @minhyuga149 7 років тому +20

      because the others can't control themselves, and they know Edward would be mad if they killed her and Carlisle never drank human blood, and to suck the venom out it involved suck the blood as well.

    • @Loki-ir5py
      @Loki-ir5py 7 років тому +27

      Carlisle probably wanted Edward to make his own choice and the others would have probably killed her as they cant control themselves

  • @allyciaransom3639
    @allyciaransom3639 3 роки тому +21

    I just love how Emmett’s just standing in the back ground 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reshelle8862
    @reshelle8862 5 років тому +39

    “Check out my bazillion ab muscles” -Jacob lol 😂😂🤣

  • @danielladarsoo5025
    @danielladarsoo5025 7 років тому +300

    "lets go eat some people waoo"
    oml

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 8 років тому +295

    "Did you say something, Ed- WAAAAAAAAA!"
    I can watch this on repeat a hundert times and it still cracks me up every time :D

  • @AlaskanWildChild
    @AlaskanWildChild 4 роки тому +58

    “Are you scared she’s gonna play baseball better than you?”

  • @stealthtomcat4739
    @stealthtomcat4739 Рік тому +10

    This is how a parody movie for twilight should be made. I laugh when Jasper said are you afraid she's gonna play baseball better than you 😂🤣.

  • @kyliedeed6837
    @kyliedeed6837 8 років тому +1160

    LETS GO EAT THE PEOPLE!!!! WOOO!!!!!!

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 років тому +3548

    Let's go eat some people,
    WHOOOOOOWOOO

  • @catrindelarossa3758
    @catrindelarossa3758 4 роки тому +44

    Bella:"too late I'm already a vampire, let's go eat some pple
    Edward: wat
    LOL

  • @emilyhorgan4753
    @emilyhorgan4753 6 років тому +68

    "Did you say something Edw-AAAaAaaAAa"
    OMG IM QUAKING

  • @ninjaked1265
    @ninjaked1265 7 років тому +56

    I also realized that Bella has more facial expression when she is a vampire

    • @junjunjamore7735
      @junjunjamore7735 6 років тому +6

      "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!" Her dialogue as a vampire. xD

  • @Hannaohnehintenh
    @Hannaohnehintenh 8 років тому +211

    "Too late I'm already a vampire. LET'S GONNA EAT SOME PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!"

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому

      +Oesguel What's the song called at 0:49 anyone..?

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 6 років тому +19

    "I don't want her to be a monster."
    Wow, standing right here, pal... -_-

  • @aaronloggins3904
    @aaronloggins3904 4 роки тому +18

    "Hold on tight"
    "Did you say somethin.. ahhhb"
    Lol

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +452

    "No," said Stephenie Meyer's publisher in a better alternate universe.

    • @gwihan
      @gwihan 6 років тому +24

      hunterkiller1440 She was actually turned down at least 5 times before they actually published it

    • @KitKat-zg4ht
      @KitKat-zg4ht 6 років тому +6

      I liked twilight just as it was but this was funny

  • @chelsea.m6729
    @chelsea.m6729 8 років тому +460

    if it ended like that we wouldn't need the other movies

    • @TheKarolina499
      @TheKarolina499 8 років тому +14

      +Master_Cortez true
      They just decided they needed to have a Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle

    • @var_i_ant9734
      @var_i_ant9734 8 років тому +9

      Life and death(the new twilight book) ended like this.

    • @bellaswan7159
      @bellaswan7159 7 років тому

      Georgia Marie ya me too and i am obsessed with it rn

    • @josephlewis6586
      @josephlewis6586 6 років тому +1

      Ava Michelson OR BOOKS!*sigh* no one ever think about the books

    • @josephlewis6586
      @josephlewis6586 6 років тому +1

      BeanzPlz NOOO that WAS STEPHENIE MYER YOU KNOW THE author OF THE DAMN BOOKS

  • @heratha3951
    @heratha3951 4 роки тому +17

    1:48
    Let's go eat some people, WOO!!
    I l itterally died laughing at this 😂

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 Рік тому +16

    Some are team Edward. Some are team Jacob. I'm the team of the guy who almost hit Bella with his car.

    • @WaffleBunBuns
      @WaffleBunBuns 7 місяців тому +3

      I laughed so hard at this comment. I really shouldn't be but I am.

  • @chloerussell4802
    @chloerussell4802 8 років тому +51

    Don't talk, your injured ~Edward Cullen

  • @oliviaplayer8039
    @oliviaplayer8039 8 років тому +15

    'I think we might have set the building on fire...' Omg JASPER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

  • @tyl3rvee528
    @tyl3rvee528 7 років тому +20

    "Check out my BAZILLION ab muscles!"
    *Casually walks away*
    ------------------------------------------------
    "Does anyone care what I have to say about thi-"
    "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't talk... you're injured!"
    Best. Parts. Hands. Down

  • @jaycortez1475
    @jaycortez1475 4 роки тому +15

    "Hey guys just a heads up...... I think we might have set the building on fire"
    Hahaha best line ever!

  • @_omega420
    @_omega420 8 років тому +173

    I love their parody of the ending song XD

    • @legendofold101
      @legendofold101 8 років тому +3

      +Omega_Ronan I died when I first heard it I couldn't stop laughing for a month, I'd burst out in random laughter at the most wierd times.

    • @emilymarierobertson
      @emilymarierobertson 8 років тому +1

      +legendofold101 HAHA ME TOO

    • @xiomarigarriga4117
      @xiomarigarriga4117 8 років тому +1

      +Emily Robertson me too

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому +1

      +Omega_Ronan What's the song called at 0:49 anyone..?

    • @kookievlogs1954
      @kookievlogs1954 6 років тому +1

      Can someone write the lyrics please

  • @gabbylorien9133
    @gabbylorien9133 7 років тому +55

    "let go eats some people ! woo!"
    - Bella swan
    2008

  • @HarryPotter-tt2eo
    @HarryPotter-tt2eo 3 роки тому +28

    Cedric? Is that you? How are you alive? What happened? Tell me everything! AND WHO THE FEK IS THAT GIRL! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?? I WILL TAKE THAT GIRL DOWN FASTER THAN SHE CAN TURN INTO A BLOODY VAMPIRE!
    I'm coming for you, Cedric!

  • @Icybubbles945
    @Icybubbles945 4 роки тому +7

    “Too late, I’m already a vampire” 😂😂😂

  • @hadmiar8
    @hadmiar8 8 років тому +454

    If I made this video, it ends like this.
    Stephanie Meyer: Hmm, I should make a book out of that weird dream about a vampire!
    *few hours later*
    Stephanie Meyer: That's a terrible idea. Fuck it.

    • @user-on6db4rf4s
      @user-on6db4rf4s 8 років тому +5

      LOLLLLLLL YES THAT SHOULD HAPPEN

    • @elliot3977
      @elliot3977 8 років тому +5

      yuss!

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 8 років тому +11

      In a parallel universe this probably did happen it's too bad we don't live in said universe.

    • @norahmorris7084
      @norahmorris7084 8 років тому +23

      It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 7 років тому +36

      They should've made one about the scene when Edward is watching her sleep.
      She'll be like, "Dude that's kinda creepy, can you leave?" Lol

  • @KimberPrime
    @KimberPrime 9 років тому +35

    Lol "Let's go eat some people! WHOO!!". Can't stop laughing. XD

  • @nevaehlumiere5418
    @nevaehlumiere5418 3 роки тому +3

    I just stumbled on this and I am cracking up laughing. Very glad I found this!!

  • @peekapower1817
    @peekapower1817 4 роки тому +5

    1:21 well..... yeah! 🤣🤣

  • @sydneyyx1170
    @sydneyyx1170 7 років тому +133

    *LETS GO EAT SOME PEOPLE! WOOOOOOOOOOH!*

  • @ratonadebiblioteca98
    @ratonadebiblioteca98 10 років тому +55

    I really hate Twilight. But this... is awesome.

    • @ratonadebiblioteca98
      @ratonadebiblioteca98 10 років тому

      ***** I don't know, Bella always have the same face.

    • @ratonadebiblioteca98
      @ratonadebiblioteca98 10 років тому +1

      ***** me too.

    • @ratonadebiblioteca98
      @ratonadebiblioteca98 10 років тому +2

      ***** well, i don't like twilight. Books or movies, i hate it. And I think Meyer is not a great writer.

    • @ariona_m4099
      @ariona_m4099 10 років тому

      Alejandra Escutia Angulo I love twilight but I'm not going to judge you over your opinion. I mean its just your opinion right?

    • @ratonadebiblioteca98
      @ratonadebiblioteca98 10 років тому +1

      Ariona Webster well, i don't understand you, i never asked for another opinion.

  • @Kimmy0721
    @Kimmy0721 5 років тому +289

    Here's how it really should have ended: Edward dumps Bella for Jacob! Then Buffy and Blade kill them all. The End.

    • @CrochetWithMe365
      @CrochetWithMe365 5 років тому +7

      YAAAAS

    • @pljmmeyers8089
      @pljmmeyers8089 5 років тому +3

      Nooo

    • @crispyjack428
      @crispyjack428 5 років тому +5

      That last part is a good idea.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 5 років тому +1

      Autism Robotrix Nah, all the vampires burn in sunlight, BOOM! Happy Ending.

    • @labellasunshine
      @labellasunshine 5 років тому +7

      I know I'm late to the party but: your scenario works except in my world Alucard and Lestat hired them anonymously lol

  • @nyeye_Captain
    @nyeye_Captain 6 років тому +6

    "Check out my bazillion ab muscles" 😂😂😂

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 8 років тому +72

    Poor Blade. He's losing his edge.

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому

      +Pvt. Church What's the song called at 0:49 anyone..?

    • @jesterlefae3940
      @jesterlefae3940 8 років тому

      Mighty Llama Not sure, tbh

    • @gabriel_7982
      @gabriel_7982 8 років тому

      Pvt. Church been looking for ages so if u find, please let me know :D

    • @jesterlefae3940
      @jesterlefae3940 8 років тому +2

      Mighty Llama Will do

  • @grizzlygreenwood2989
    @grizzlygreenwood2989 10 років тому +15

    As a massive Radiohead fan, that 15 Step parody at the end was nicely done.

  • @Gofakara_100
    @Gofakara_100 2 роки тому +1

    when i didn't like an ending or plot in a movies i always came to this channel for new perspective so i can finally throw away the thought from my head.

  • @aliceamador5717
    @aliceamador5717 6 років тому

    this is so good!

  • @ColeConCon
    @ColeConCon 10 років тому +51

    You know your story is in trouble when How it should've ended's version would make a much More interesting story than the real thing
    Also quick question, are the books worth reading?

    • @ImpakaWarrior
      @ImpakaWarrior 10 років тому +14

      no lol. well maybe. if you want to get hooked on abook you must read in the hopes the character dies every time you flip a page .. then yes

    • @huntcd2012
      @huntcd2012 10 років тому

      You took the words right out of my mouth, Mr. Mew.

    • @PurplePuppyPawz
      @PurplePuppyPawz 9 років тому

      Yes

    • @jillybean6588
      @jillybean6588 9 років тому +2

      Oh yes! The books are defiantly worth reading; they're so much--SO MUCH-- better than the movies. I don't have very much patience with the movies, but the books are just fantastic. Stephanie Meyer is an amazing author. :D

    • @gretalittle9466
      @gretalittle9466 9 років тому +4

      I'm a big book nerd and the answer is no. Stephanie Meyer is not the greatest writer to all the 13 year old girls. Its cheap and nasty the book and appeals to young girls because Edward is selfless over himself in Bella and his relationship and lets face it that what all girls want. Has a terrible story line and Bella is more of a sobbing girl who needs a man to help her get through her problems rather than a hero.

  • @jessel4life
    @jessel4life 8 років тому +22

    "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're injured."

  • @jamaltaylor5
    @jamaltaylor5 Рік тому

    This is video that made me a fan of this channel. 😂😂😂 Thanx guys

  • @sofiereads
    @sofiereads 2 роки тому

    The voices r so hilarious....thank you.......the ending song topped it off tho so thank you so much...I needed this

  • @blindproducts7032
    @blindproducts7032 8 років тому +55

    shhhhhhhhhhhhh.....dont talk, youre injured 😂😂😂 no shit

  • @kiraevenden1827
    @kiraevenden1827 9 років тому +29

    "Are you afraid she will play baseball better than you?" Isn't that the reason we all don't what to change people? Just in case they do something better than you? Lol

  • @wairererere8164
    @wairererere8164 3 роки тому +7

    i'm gonna make the pain go aw- "to late, i'm already a vampire, whoo, lets go eat some people"
    Edward; I thought you said vegetarian
    Alice; Uhhhhhhh, like you said my vision are subjective

  • @user-ng2om1nx1g
    @user-ng2om1nx1g 6 років тому

    😂😂 the song in end. That just killed me. Lol👍😂

  • @daffo595
    @daffo595 9 років тому +54

    this would've saved the generation from watching four other movies of this thing

    • @vsen7
      @vsen7 9 років тому +1

      Yes totally agreed

    • @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740
      @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740 9 років тому

      Daff OOn this has nothing to do with your generation which I'm guessing is young. You CHOSE to pay to go see the movies. It is called FREE WILL. Learn the difference!!!

    • @daffo595
      @daffo595 9 років тому

      Claudia Cunningham it was a joking statement..?

    • @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740
      @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740 9 років тому

      Why are you ? me?? Your comment does not show that the reader would think you are joking. Sarcasm works only when it is obvious almost. Plus you didn't even use any period or exclamation or question mark. So I am left with you complaining about something that you did on your own.

    • @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740
      @lokieec.r.p.swarrior8740 9 років тому

      Daff OOn The above statement didn't tag you correctly.

  • @smolfoxbab
    @smolfoxbab 10 років тому +56

    This would have made everything SO much easier.

    • @winsomejacobs7548
      @winsomejacobs7548 10 років тому +7

      it really would

    • @ladytanuki
      @ladytanuki 10 років тому +3

      Yeah, and instead Bella eventually became a vampire anyway... through a method that's a thousand times more painful than this. Nice job breaking it, Edward.

  • @miacarman9414
    @miacarman9414 6 років тому +2

    “Let’s go eat some people”
    Omg lol 😂

  • @meggrotte4760
    @meggrotte4760 5 років тому

    that's a great video. I really liked

  • @WoWguidery
    @WoWguidery 10 років тому +112

    You should do the Justin Beiber documentary, How It Should Have Ended.

    • @angelenaf7702
      @angelenaf7702 10 років тому +36

      And end it with him dead

    • @WoWguidery
      @WoWguidery 10 років тому +6

      Angie F:D

    • @joseknavarro
      @joseknavarro 10 років тому +53

      Did you mean "should have never started"?

    • @angelenaf7702
      @angelenaf7702 10 років тому +6

      jaden harrod well... one can dream

    • @DairiusMusic
      @DairiusMusic 10 років тому +3

      That's mest up man he's a human too how would you feel waking up to all this thinking people want you dead if you don't like him just leave him alone I don't care what you guys reply to me but all you guys Should Feel ASHAME of yourselves GAWD YOU GUYS ARE CRUEL .

  • @jasminejones593
    @jasminejones593 10 років тому +33

    i died when he was like "shhhhhhhh"

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 7 місяців тому +1

    15 years later
    I love the song at the end still 😂

  • @hopecronister5435
    @hopecronister5435 3 роки тому +2

    I love that "too late im a vampire lets go eat some people wah!" 😂😂😂

  • @abbyyyyyyy
    @abbyyyyyyy 10 років тому +48

    Still a better love story than twilight..... wait.....

  • @chrooster7248
    @chrooster7248 8 років тому +61

    how it should have ended. Blade kills them all in the beginning of the movie!!!!!

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 6 років тому +1

      I say *Buffy* kills them all in the beginning of the 1st movie!
      ...
      Mh...nah...she probably wouldn't have done this.She has a thing for"veggy" vampires...:-/ Damn it.

    • @nykerianash1590
      @nykerianash1590 6 років тому +2

      Nicamon no see Buffy likes cool badass vampires not little pussies. Also, unlike Edward angel could be really scary especially when he becomes angelus. Poor druscilla. Also unlike like shovel face he didn’t have a soul then when he did he had to deal with the guilt.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 6 років тому

      Very true.But that kinda confirms my point.She once killed Angel(and it was *SO HARD* for her :"-(

  • @naughtynanuk
    @naughtynanuk 5 років тому +1

    The music at the end 🤣😂🤣😂 oh my gawd!

  • @kaceyvivona
    @kaceyvivona 3 роки тому +1

    the ending music and everything 😭

  • @lilypadlils1976
    @lilypadlils1976 10 років тому +57

    ROFL Bella! I love this one better.
    Bella: Does anyone care what I have to say about all of this?
    Ed: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... your injured.
    ~~~~
    Bella: LETS GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO (LEROOOOY!!)

  • @KevFL26
    @KevFL26 9 років тому +6

    lol 1:52! My favorite part! "Here come the mumbling lyrics, mumble mumble, Twilight, mumble yeah!" Nice little "15 Step"cover there haha!!

  • @erynj2666
    @erynj2666 4 роки тому +1

    EMMETT JUST STANDING THERE BEHIND JASPER LMAOOO

  • @eminya2437
    @eminya2437 6 років тому +3

    “Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t talk, your injured” 😂😂

  • @necrosiscosplays1875
    @necrosiscosplays1875 9 років тому +35

    ***** "too late, i'm already a vampire!" *vanishes* let's go eat some people, WHOOHOO!

  • @Poet4MyHeart
    @Poet4MyHeart 10 років тому +25

    Lol. Blade at the end though.

  • @user-wk5si9ve5u
    @user-wk5si9ve5u Рік тому +2

    Omg Bella's dentures falling out is the best thing I've seen today

  • @shygirl4367
    @shygirl4367 5 років тому

    Lol I love this! Can I do the rest of the twilight movies too? Pls?