How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2013
  • The solution to stopping Zod isn't just a "snap"... it's also a cinch.
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  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 7 років тому +3393

    "What you gonna do, snap my neck?"
    "I could if I wanted to!"
    Sequel: Batman v Superman

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 років тому +37

      Yeh but he was referring to Zod's death

    • @critikasalihmeylani
      @critikasalihmeylani 4 роки тому +10

      snap goes to peanut

    • @randomlokalvideos2750
      @randomlokalvideos2750 4 роки тому +4

      Is that is reffrence from injustice Vol 5 ? When Batman Vs Superman & Damian ( NightWing)

    • @shady9044
      @shady9044 3 роки тому +6

      “Stand down! if I wanted it you’d be dead already”
      -Superman in BVS

    • @tomeddsworld984
      @tomeddsworld984 3 роки тому

      It’s already a thing Batman v superman

  • @chrispy3369
    @chrispy3369 Рік тому +588

    9 years later and the "because I'm Batman" thing still hasn't gotten old.

    • @McobraR
      @McobraR Рік тому +12

      Because he's Batman!

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd Рік тому +7

      Because he's Batman !
      🤣

    • @alterralambda
      @alterralambda Рік тому +8

      It CAN'T get old. You wanna know why?
      BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!

    • @edofluit6568
      @edofluit6568 Рік тому +1

      @@alterralambda "you gonna know why" or "you wanna know why"?

    • @alterralambda
      @alterralambda Рік тому +3

      @@edofluit6568 you wanna know why. Sorry, I'm not really good with english...

  • @DanHubHD
    @DanHubHD 6 років тому +670

    Admiral ackbar: "it's a trap!!!"
    I had to lough so much 😅

    • @viddork
      @viddork 3 роки тому +7

      Is that laughing with an English accent?

    • @DanHubHD
      @DanHubHD 3 роки тому +4

      @@viddork lol 😂 i recognized it just a few seconds ago... Sry im from germany, still learning English 😂

    • @joshuaandino
      @joshuaandino 3 роки тому +2

      I was about to say, what's a Star Wars character doing in a DC movie
      I guess Admiral Ackbar likes DC

  • @Grizzy6122
    @Grizzy6122 3 роки тому +222

    "You know some might think that's getting annoying".
    Not me HISHE, not me.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 3 роки тому +6

      Hasn't got old over 13 years.

    • @JustinShaedo
      @JustinShaedo 3 роки тому +2

      It's the highlight of my day. Truly.

  • @tanktanktv
    @tanktanktv 8 років тому +2742

    Superman: "Stay Down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already"
    Zod (from the grave): "He aint lyin"

    • @abnerjvd
      @abnerjvd 8 років тому +40

      Lol

    • @bioneeri
      @bioneeri 8 років тому +27

      lmao

    • @trixtrax
      @trixtrax 8 років тому +10

      They said that in batman v superman

    • @abnerjvd
      @abnerjvd 8 років тому +5

      Even Batman kills now

    • @abolfazlkhalilian4875
      @abolfazlkhalilian4875 8 років тому +3

      +Abner V. come on man i liked your comment but itwasnt like that he enjoyed killing them!!! what else could he have done? he just killed in his nightmare... he didnt kill in main world a guy wants some grenade at him what is he supposed to do?!

  • @thegamegoat7878
    @thegamegoat7878 8 років тому +4255

    "ITS A TRAP"
    Literally laughed for 3 minutes

  • @bzq122
    @bzq122 4 роки тому +1435

    All respect to the OG admiral Ackbar but this "it's a trap" sounds 1000% times funnier

  • @Blue-jd4ht
    @Blue-jd4ht 6 років тому +317

    “ 23 and half hours sir .... The clock is right there “ 😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 3 роки тому +12

      CURSIS!!!

  • @OurHourglass
    @OurHourglass 8 років тому +657

    "Hope doesn't start with an S." Classic.

    • @kaydenclub5251
      @kaydenclub5251 7 років тому +21

      But there is a s in SEQUELS

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 7 років тому +25

      in my country it makes sense. hope=speranta so it does start with a S.

    • @glennmcgeath3262
      @glennmcgeath3262 6 років тому

      Superman: "I gonna slap you, I swear to...………."

  • @keiraaung8740
    @keiraaung8740 8 років тому +5266

    Am I the only one who love the bromance between Batman and Superman from HISHE videos? They are so hilarious xD

    • @glenolaes7205
      @glenolaes7205 8 років тому +16

      ikr!

    • @SirMandokarla
      @SirMandokarla 8 років тому +86

      +Keira Aung It makes me sad about the DC movies. I would pay a percentage of the money I made for the rest of my life just to have a movie with an unironic scene featuring Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman at a cafe, just hanging out. Like the party in Avengers 2, but with the Holy Trinity.

    • @SirMandokarla
      @SirMandokarla 8 років тому +27

      Obvious troll is obvious.

    • @darthvader421
      @darthvader421 8 років тому +43

      +Sohrabtheimpaler bromance doesn't mean gay where did you come to this conclusion?

    • @tananari47
      @tananari47 8 років тому +20

      +Curtis Ellis His own repressed homosexuality.

  • @bbnnmm9
    @bbnnmm9 4 роки тому +406

    That opening had me dieing.... that's so true like wtf bro that his mom you didnt make a copy of her to? Lmfao...... damn lol he says "oh you wanted one to?" Hahahaa

    • @Figlover-xi3ul
      @Figlover-xi3ul 3 роки тому +10

      cristina Banuelos she didn’t know he was making one

  • @masterle4248
    @masterle4248 6 років тому +4054

    Batman and superman's chemistry is like 100 times better than in the dceu

  • @carlosblohm1022
    @carlosblohm1022 8 років тому +2002

    Oh wait my space dad!!! 😂😂😂

  • @ajsingh112
    @ajsingh112 9 років тому +776

    Why can't batman and supermans relationship be like this? I love it!

    • @BeauSci
      @BeauSci 9 років тому +108

      Bc fanboys really wanted to argue about who's better, when clearly they both are awesome together.

    • @kadrisemihguler808
      @kadrisemihguler808 8 років тому +6

      +Superman its a trap (ear rape)

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 8 років тому +9

      +Superman Because then Batman v. Superman can't be a thing. Obviously.

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 8 років тому +11

      +Superman It pretty much is exactly like this in Silver Age.

    • @Condor2481
      @Condor2481 8 років тому +1

      +PsyrenXY We want that aspect for the Silver Age back.

  • @thegp2008
    @thegp2008 5 років тому +239

    Funny thing: in italian hope translates "Speranza" and it does start with S

    • @wolfsblessing
      @wolfsblessing 3 роки тому +17

      In Albanian is 'Shpresë'. :)

    • @brucewayne7846
      @brucewayne7846 3 роки тому +33

      I'm damn sure Superman wasn't Italian you know why??
      Because I'm Batman.

    • @destroyeranmol1124
      @destroyeranmol1124 3 роки тому +7

      @@brucewayne7846 you know the reason i liked your comment?
      I knew the catchphrase was coming..
      But what surprised me was the fact that the comment was made by bruce wayne which i saw after reading your comment👍🏼

    • @moustacheguy3404
      @moustacheguy3404 3 роки тому

      @@destroyeranmol1124 same here

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 3 роки тому

      oh...

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 6 років тому +2594

    "Someone I could turn to for guidance."
    "Like a random priest?"
    "No, not a random priest...."
    LMAO! So damn true.

  • @denver7324
    @denver7324 7 років тому +1974

    I'm also rich....I'm rich Batman!!😂😂😂

  • @MicahGreaney
    @MicahGreaney 8 років тому +2455

    I lost it when Ackbar popped up and said, "IT'S A TRAP!" hahaha!

    • @vaclavmastny5052
      @vaclavmastny5052 8 років тому +38

      allah ackbaar!

    • @GOLD2013Gunner
      @GOLD2013Gunner 8 років тому +10

      Me too lol

    • @go-xn8ow
      @go-xn8ow 8 років тому +10

      Me too lmfao

    • @SourPatchPuss
      @SourPatchPuss 7 років тому +13

      Me too man I fucking lost my shit!

    • @PLUX4
      @PLUX4 7 років тому +15

      I had my headphones on high volume and that literally scared me lol.

  • @credo956
    @credo956 3 роки тому +283

    Lois- "What's the S stands for"
    Superman- "It's not an S, on my world it means hope"
    Lois- "Hope doesn't start with an S"
    Superman- "Lady what did I just tell you about the symbol not being an S"

    • @tizianotrasmondo6011
      @tizianotrasmondo6011 5 місяців тому +1

      In my language, Hope is translated to "Speranza", so it fits very well! 😊

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +28

    1:00 Clark in civilian clothes with his super beefy arms will never fail to crack me up 😂

  • @flameblast248
    @flameblast248 9 років тому +242

    Oh wait! MY SPACE DAD!!
    I died

  • @canadian6855
    @canadian6855 7 років тому +525

    "I'm rich Batman." 😂😂😂 this is perfect

  • @puiaturuburu906
    @puiaturuburu906 3 роки тому +48

    I have to replay the part where Batman says" I'm rich Batman"🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aditya-111
    @Aditya-111 5 років тому +278

    "BeCOZ iam Batman" is the best part in each of ur videos...
    Looking forward for more such....
    And it ain't at all ANNOYING...
    U KNOW WHY......
    "BeCOZ WE ALL LOVE BATMAN"🤣😍😘

    • @alexanderkilburg7415
      @alexanderkilburg7415 4 роки тому +7

      When I was clicking on Read more, I though that you were going to say, "Because I'm Batman!"

    • @saibalne5631
      @saibalne5631 3 роки тому

      @@alexanderkilburg7415 batman overrated

    • @1991obelisk
      @1991obelisk 3 роки тому +1

      Especially RICH Batman😂🤣

    • @moddedcontroller3609
      @moddedcontroller3609 3 роки тому +1

      @@saibalne5631 do you know there's something called comics? Maybe it's time to read some.

  • @Genevieve1023
    @Genevieve1023 9 років тому +110

    I see the flaws in Man of Steel, but I still like it.

    • @onthewall119
      @onthewall119 9 років тому +14

      Genevieve1023 there are flaws in every movie

    • @masterDarts4188
      @masterDarts4188 8 років тому

      DCO 7 Flaws and plotholes are on two different levels though.

    • @Tarock97A
      @Tarock97A 8 років тому

      No Flaws it was a masterpiece !!!

  • @Jethromcsheepherder
    @Jethromcsheepherder 9 років тому +390

    The dude from star wars yelling "it's a trap!" Had me rotflmfao.

  • @greenthing8723
    @greenthing8723 6 років тому +45

    "IT'S A TRAP!!!!" I lost it XD

  • @emmagrace223giuliano3
    @emmagrace223giuliano3 6 років тому +32

    Oh my Gosh that “It’s a trap!” Though I can’t even 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronameerbeg1822
    @aaronameerbeg1822 10 років тому +148

    Anyone else laugh when Aquaman said "If anyone needs me"
    I seriously can't stop XD

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 10 років тому +12

      Actually, Aquaman is a good one to have on your team, He's very strong, very fast, VERY well connected, and a very powerful political figure. (He rules 3/4 of the Earth.)
      So he talks to fish. So?

    • @aaronameerbeg1822
      @aaronameerbeg1822 10 років тому +1

      his power is only any good so long as he's wet enough... on land he's on the other side of useless. and don't even think about taking him to a desert.

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 10 років тому

      Aaron Ameer Beg Which one? Arthur Curry or Orin?

    • @havardomholt4317
      @havardomholt4317 10 років тому

      Aaron Ameer Beg

    • @PaladinCape
      @PaladinCape 10 років тому +1

      Aaron Ameer Beg he has super strength like superman..

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 10 років тому +622

    Loved the Cameo you guys had in the Most Recent Nostalgia Critic hahahaha

    • @ethant1372
      @ethant1372 6 років тому +1

      Chris Melchor um ok then

    • @mrcat4508
      @mrcat4508 6 років тому +1

      JaxBlade what episode

    • @naingmon
      @naingmon 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrcat4508 Very late, and you've probably found it and forgotten about this comment, but in case you haven't I'm pretty sure it was the Batman v Superman Nostalgia Critic.

  • @megapulsar9244
    @megapulsar9244 6 років тому +60

    I just can't deal with how Hishe seems to sometime predict the future.

  • @starstrikes
    @starstrikes 6 років тому +16

    1:15 M Y S P A C E D A D

  • @ApolloXL5
    @ApolloXL5 8 років тому +124

    It just occurred to me that the phantom-drive plan only worked in the film, because Zod had his people turn on their phantom drive (which is usually only activated when making FTL jumps) and tie it to the World Engine. So when both activated phantom drives collided, it created the singularity and sucked them in.
    So the idea in this video would not have worked, but still very funny. lol

    • @jcdirty30
      @jcdirty30 8 років тому +27

      No one's going to acknowledge your comment, only because it's cooler to make fun of things these days than not be a critic. That said, thank you.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Рік тому +7

      @@jcdirty30 then again it’s better to make fun of it logically

    • @sid6076
      @sid6076 11 місяців тому +1

      I know it’s a joke but tbh this should’ve happened in the movie jor el is a scientist and would’ve helped his son make a nuke out of a baby ship, if zod could make the big tripod prison into a ship then they could’ve nuked his ship probably save millions too

    • @rudraakram3879
      @rudraakram3879 5 місяців тому +1

      Still, Superman can just blow up the whole thing by throwing really hard, and same result.

  • @queefstorm
    @queefstorm 8 років тому +1841

    "I'm rich Batman" LOL

  • @theranpan_
    @theranpan_ 3 роки тому +69

    I was going though your videos and realised how your title is "how it should have ended" but you end up fixing the whole movie from beginning 😂

    • @bhughessr20
      @bhughessr20 3 роки тому +3

      You make no sense because there is nothing wrong

    • @hothemeep1219
      @hothemeep1219 3 роки тому +2

      @@bhughessr20 you're denying reality and if you really think that

    • @iangathogo9750
      @iangathogo9750 3 роки тому

      @@hothemeep1219 whats the problem with the movie let me guess joostisce league fan

    • @destroyeranmol1124
      @destroyeranmol1124 3 роки тому

      @@iangathogo9750 it is actually josstice league right?

    • @iangathogo9750
      @iangathogo9750 3 роки тому

      @@destroyeranmol1124 yes it is

  • @user-zk1kc5pd3w
    @user-zk1kc5pd3w 5 років тому +237

    If Zod turned Mars into krypton instead of Earth and they lived in peace with the humans it would be great ending for the movie

    • @tomassoejakto
      @tomassoejakto 4 роки тому +32

      Or any terraformable planet, for that matter 😅

    • @rayleigh8
      @rayleigh8 4 роки тому +38

      But why did he wanted to terraform the earth anyway, in normal earth, his people had superpowers.

    • @tomassoejakto
      @tomassoejakto 4 роки тому +23

      @@rayleigh8 that's a great point. You're absolutely right! LOL. Sometimes I wonder how hundred-million-dollar movies still miss these kinds of things.

    • @TO-eq4cl
      @TO-eq4cl 4 роки тому +32

      Martian Manhunter be like
      Wut

    • @quencre
      @quencre 4 роки тому +19

      Because in first time he didn't know earth gives power. Like he said he was created as a soldier, he do what he was created for. And when kryptonians want a planet they terraform it.
      And, in fact, it's not the earth which gives power, it's the yellow sun.

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 10 років тому +151

    How Arrow Should Have Ended

    • @davidisalad
      @davidisalad 10 років тому +39

      How Arrow Season 1 Should Have Ended.

    • @davidisalad
      @davidisalad 10 років тому +50

      I disagree. Green Arrow was extremely underrated until this show started and i personally love this show and I know a lot of people would disagree with you but thats your opinion.

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 10 років тому +14

      Funkasaurus619 I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal excited for this Flash show to come out...

    • @davidisalad
      @davidisalad 10 років тому +5

      Ikr! especially after all the footage they have released for it. Looks awesome

    • @wahayne7973
      @wahayne7973 10 років тому +19

      ***** You either love Arrow or you've never seen it.

  • @CuteKitten321
    @CuteKitten321 10 років тому +44

    "I could if I wanted to."
    The best sum up of Superman's powers.

  • @urwafarrukh7425
    @urwafarrukh7425 5 років тому +22

    That Aquaman cameo was amazing 💕

  • @BezelMedia
    @BezelMedia 11 місяців тому +4

    0:24 Superman & Lois fixes this problem, and it’s one of my favorite parts of the show. Made a video essay about the show too

    • @Vilgax00
      @Vilgax00 15 днів тому

      How they fixed it?

  • @lazarx804
    @lazarx804 7 років тому +1521

    "Hope" doesn't start with "S" lol

    • @TurtleDuckTurtleDuck
      @TurtleDuckTurtleDuck 7 років тому +33

      not on our planet

    • @lazarx804
      @lazarx804 7 років тому +2

      My Name is Zoom The Fastest Man Alive​​ I know!! the funny thing is that the two planets have the letter "S" although they are different planets!! 

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 7 років тому +19

      in my country it does start with a "S"

    • @lazarx804
      @lazarx804 7 років тому

      Gabi Marius How do you translate *Hope* in your country??

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 7 років тому +39

      hope=speranta ...in romanian

  • @danielbaazov3730
    @danielbaazov3730 9 років тому +41

    I love the part where he says "OH WAIT MY SPACE DAD" 😂

  • @narendralal2262
    @narendralal2262 4 роки тому +10

    3:03 NOOOOO....
    NEVER...

  • @falindar
    @falindar 5 років тому +13

    Every time I watch this episode when the ‘its a trap’ line happens I’m never expecting it and I burst out laughing so hard.... it’s so good

  • @SuperCeasar777
    @SuperCeasar777 9 років тому +194

    Batman: what are you going to do snap my neck
    Superman: I could if I wanted to
    Me: Lol ! , I can't wait for the Batman V Superman dawn of justice movie

    • @beyazceviritahtas3650
      @beyazceviritahtas3650 9 років тому +13

      Jordan Ceasar Nooo they're besties :((

    • @arttulehmonen4436
      @arttulehmonen4436 8 років тому +2

      +Jordan Ceasar Could, but won't. That's the difference between Superman and Ultraman.

    • @dzikuz991
      @dzikuz991 8 років тому +1

      +Jordan Ceasar It's just a banter, they're DC's BFFs

  • @Rosaisabellas
    @Rosaisabellas 8 років тому +93

    OH WAIT MY SPACE DAD!!!!

    • @aaronwind67
      @aaronwind67 6 років тому

      rosa salvatierra. Lol savage

  • @jovayutube
    @jovayutube 3 роки тому +4

    "Oh...did you want one too?" - Jor. Hahaha! That one killed me!

  • @SirBlackReeds
    @SirBlackReeds 6 років тому +14

    To be fair to Jor-El, that consciousness-thing must have been super-complicated to make. Even Kryptonian technology has limits.

  • @qualifiedidiots2165
    @qualifiedidiots2165 9 років тому +348

    "We need to terraform Earth to make it our home so we can survive"
    "Yes... Or, you can go back in you galaxy cruising spaceship and terraform Mars. It's not that much smaller than Earth, but considering that there are 7 billion humans and countless other species living here and like 12 of you, you won't need the extra space"
    "NO! Earth is perfect! We need this planet in particular!"
    "If it's perfect why do you need to terraform it?"
    "............ em, because we're the bad guys?"
    " You had colonies didn't you? Leave us in peace and terraform them"
    "Stop talking!"
    "Wouldn't it make more sense to have relations between worlds? Think about it. You keep Earth the way it is, set up camp near by, take your children here for holidays and make them Supermen. You could be the most powerful people in the universe, protecting people and be seen as gods!"
    "F*CK NO! We're the bad guys! We do bad stuff for no reason other than stupid, easily avoiding ones!"
    "What ever your reasons are, you don't need to involve Earth. There are literally an infinite count of terraformable planets. You already came across the galaxy!"
    "Our ship is out of fuel"
    "BULLSH*T!"

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 9 років тому +16

      Terraforming=/=instant resource creator.

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 9 років тому +7

      ***** Also, Zod is a very spiteful man. He shot one of the Kryptonian Elders in the face just because she (reasonably) asked about what authority he thought he had. Then he tried to kill Jor El because Jor El did not want to join him, then *did* kill him when he got his ass kicked by him and lost the codex (with a cheap backstab).
      Zod always did what he thought was best, *even when he was wrong*, morally or rationally.. That was basically his defining character trait.

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 9 років тому +16

      Qualified Idiots He gave Lois a breathing mask because they wanted her alive. And again, the solar radiation still would've given them powers, it was only the disorienting effects of sight and sound they would have problems with. Jor El specifically tells Zod he doesn't have to kill the humans or change Earth's atmosphere, Zod doesn't care, and he doesn't want his people to have to go through what Kal El did.
      And speaking of Zod's people, again, you're missing the point of his defining trait, that Jor El points out at the beginning of the movie. *He* thinks that *he* knows whats best for his people, so *he* decides. Get it? He's a dictator! It wouldn't have mattered if his people objected, he would have done what he wanted, and if he'd succeeded, he would've created the same flawed, arrogant, eugenic Krypton as before!
      Well, since we're just having fun making up our own endings to movie's problems, why don't we just go ahead and do it for every movie that's been out in the last few years:
      Why didn't Cobb from Inception just cooperate with the police in his wife's suicide?
      Why did the Joker randomly choose to start wreaking havoc in Gotham for no good reason?
      Why didn't Loki just be a nice child? He would've gotten the throne anyways because of how brash Thor was.
      If Hydra had infiltrated SHIELD all this time, why didn't they kill Nick Fury before he could assemble the Avengers?
      Why is a ventilation shaft the only thing stopping the Death Star from blowing up?
      ^You can come up with an alternate solution to just about anything, which is why it is not a legitimate critique of the film. Because that suggests that every film from now on should only follow the most logical and reasonable path and villains should only be villains as long as they are reasonably justified for being villainous. Do you even realize how stupid that is?

    • @qualifiedidiots2165
      @qualifiedidiots2165 9 років тому +2

      IGNXIII
      Well thanks for the spoilers! ):-(

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 9 років тому +8

      Qualified Idiots ................................................you're welcome. It's not like you seem to be able to pay close attention to complex plots anyways.

  • @Stinkfly3
    @Stinkfly3 8 років тому +500

    Is the "space dad" line from Megamind? XD

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 7 років тому +25

      i sure hope so

    • @-k7228
      @-k7228 7 років тому +16

      Yes lol

  • @batmanfan7687
    @batmanfan7687 5 років тому +9

    2:20 Super Cafe

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 5 років тому +11

    The way he says “it’s a trap!”
    Is hilarious haha

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +142

    It would've been cooler to see them fight in space. I mean superheroes fighting in space? We only saw like a minute of that in The Avengers. Imagine watching that for half an hour of space over the top Kryptonian battle, that would've looked so badass.

  • @keeganfloyd9407
    @keeganfloyd9407 8 років тому +270

    2:12 ITS A TRAP

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 5 років тому +15

    "What's your super power?" "I'm rich."

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 4 роки тому +7

    I love how these things always end up either at the café or the pub. And the "what does the S stand for" at the end is cute.

  • @gengivitis7448
    @gengivitis7448 8 років тому +102

    "I'm rich batman!!" Omg I died

  • @rjmiller9144
    @rjmiller9144 8 років тому +1008

    I cannot WAIT to see "How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended"!

    • @SonTaicario
      @SonTaicario 8 років тому +1

      Same

    • @artur5308
      @artur5308 8 років тому +10

      +Ryley Robbins yea, there should be a lot of fixing

    • @rjmiller9144
      @rjmiller9144 8 років тому +10

      +Artur TMT I disagree. I really loved the film, but to each his own!

    • @Lokiofhelheim
      @Lokiofhelheim 8 років тому +1

      +Ryley Robbins me too!

    • @coreydallas292
      @coreydallas292 8 років тому +1

      +Racheal The Girl Robin me 3

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d Рік тому +3

    10 years old now
    This is still too funny

  • @pepeknamornik9283
    @pepeknamornik9283 3 роки тому

    beautiful work. thank you

  • @Squeebicus
    @Squeebicus 10 років тому +156

    I died at the Admiral Ackbar scene!

    • @joshwill7504
      @joshwill7504 10 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @Squeebicus
      @Squeebicus 10 років тому +3

      I'm surprised at how many likes this has got 0_0

    • @freddyfazbear9514
      @freddyfazbear9514 10 років тому

      StormRazorEX X me too

    • @gastronomist
      @gastronomist 10 років тому

      I've been practicing my Admiral Ackbar impression. "It's a trap!"

  • @christianrapper
    @christianrapper 8 років тому +341

    am i the only one bothered by the fact that jorel didn't build a ship big enough for his whole family? he obviously had the ability to do it.

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 8 років тому +66

      +christianrapper he knew hw failed krypton as much as anyone else. his son would have a fresh start

    • @ProductionsOfStuff
      @ProductionsOfStuff 8 років тому +39

      No it was because there wasn't enough time

    • @Fazzel
      @Fazzel 8 років тому +73

      +christianrapper -- At least in the pilot for the 1950s TV show Adventures of Superman, Jor-El explained it was only a prototype never meant to carry people. Jor-El had planned on building a full scale ship but Krypton was dying faster than he had calculated. The reason Kal-El was put in it was he was the only person small enough to fit in it.

    • @nightwolf01
      @nightwolf01 8 років тому +1

      Read the Last Days of Krypton.

    • @lioneaglegriffin
      @lioneaglegriffin 8 років тому +2

      +Dennis Bowers Kara had a ship too though?

  • @mervviscious
    @mervviscious 4 роки тому

    I love these... they always leave me with a smile... thank all of you...

  • @christopherthrawn1415
    @christopherthrawn1415 6 років тому

    Keep it coming.Classic.Well done.

  • @JWR197
    @JWR197 7 років тому +506

    *Whispers* Justice League

    • @saradhie8268
      @saradhie8268 7 років тому +2

      All-things-Nerd Thank you so much man! There are bits after every main video and not many notice them! cheers!

    • @jacksauce
      @jacksauce 7 років тому +3

      All-things-Nerd Maybe foreshadowing the new and overpowered Aquaman in the new Justice League movie.

    • @patrickleslie4897
      @patrickleslie4897 6 років тому

      WHY DIDN'T THEY KEEP THE MAN OF STEEL HAIRSTYLE & SUIT.....& ALSO WHY DIDN'T THEY KEEP CHRISTIAN BALE AS BATS....

    • @michaeldukes4108
      @michaeldukes4108 6 років тому

      PATRICK LESLIE Why are you asking about Christian Bale 5 years after this movie was made? Are you serious?

    • @patrickleslie4897
      @patrickleslie4897 6 років тому

      MICHAEL DUKES ARE U SERIOUS!? TDKR CAME OUT A YEAR BEFORE MOS, I MENT FOR THE TIME, CATCH UP! NOTICE I NEVER SAID BALE NEEDS TO BE BATMAN, I SAID THEY *SHOULD* HAVE *KEPT* HIM. PAST TENSE.

  • @lich109
    @lich109 9 років тому +150

    Another alternate ending:
    Kryptonians: "Instead of sending all of the criminals into space with this giant spaceship where they'll survive and we die, why don't we go into space instead to survive and leave them to die?"
    Seriously that's the biggest plot hole for me, they knew the planet was being destroyed when they sent Zod and his group away, and even if they all stayed there (meaning they didn't send Zod away) they all would have died, Zod included, and all of this whole alien invasion could have been avoided.

    • @SolracDude
      @SolracDude 9 років тому +41

      lich109 good point, although it is worth mentioning that in the comics no one but Zod and his men believed the world was going to end.

    • @seanadupre
      @seanadupre 9 років тому

      lich109 I was going to say that but I saw your comment.

    • @salvadorrivera4932
      @salvadorrivera4932 9 років тому

      The Kryptonians didnt what enough time also dont they send their Criminals into a black hole? No way they thought they were going to survive

    • @lich109
      @lich109 9 років тому +2

      Death Pork They sent their criminals into the Phantom Zone, which requires them going into space first, then being sent into the zone, what's stopping them from flying into space?

    • @salvadorrivera4932
      @salvadorrivera4932 9 років тому

      Well you have to remember that there was still Kryptonians on other planets. So even flying to space wouldnt help :(

  • @alimuzaffar5281
    @alimuzaffar5281 6 років тому

    This channel is great just love it

  • @armun20
    @armun20 5 років тому +7

    “Because I’m Batman” is iconic it will never be annoying.

  • @jordcadwell
    @jordcadwell 8 років тому +1850

    Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

    • @microsoftsamreloaded3558
      @microsoftsamreloaded3558 8 років тому +64

      What have you done Stuckmann?!

    • @remixtime4127
      @remixtime4127 6 років тому +1

      Jordan Cadwe

    • @mmille10
      @mmille10 6 років тому +18

      Exactly. When I saw him snap his neck, I thought, "That's what he should've done 10 minutes ago."

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 6 років тому +12

      @Mark Miller: But he could not. Superman had hope that there was another way to stop Zod. That is exactly what you expect Superman to do in such a situation. His restraint is the one reason Supermans infinite power is bearable for humanity.
      If Zod had given him the option to give his life for earths safety, he would have taken it. But Zod was explicit that humanity would not be save even after Kal's death.

    • @mmille10
      @mmille10 6 років тому +6

      Restraint in violence was always part of Superman's character, particularly with bad guys who were less powerful then him. The thing was, after Zod's ship was destroyed, Zod said he had no purpose left in life, so all he had left was to destroy humanity "one by one." He said this explicitly to Superman. Yet, all they did for 10 minutes was bop each other around, in some large-scale action shots. During the fight, Zod tells him either Superman is going to die, or he is. Yet, they kept fighting for another several minutes, bopping each other around. It was obvious that Superman had no way to restrain him, or get him to stop. I thought it was senseless. When Superman killed him, I thought, "Finally!" I think the excuse was valid from the premise of the story that Cal was growing into his role as a hero, and he didn't want to kill anybody, but the movie didn't express his struggle with himself during the conflict. He struggled with it afterwards, and I could feel that. I guess it went back to what Faora-Ul said to Superman, that he lacked confidence, and his morality was holding him back. It was only when Zod threatened the life of some humans (though when I viewed the shot, I thought the people had a means to escape) that he finally did what he had to do.

  • @V0ldek
    @V0ldek 10 років тому +29

    I'M RICH BATMAN!

  • @jordanmc9015
    @jordanmc9015 6 років тому

    I love these videos, watch them over and over again. laugh everytime

  • @khayyam3000
    @khayyam3000 6 років тому

    How am I just now seeing this.. Great Job!!!

  • @gamagoori4037
    @gamagoori4037 8 років тому +21

    I am on a HISHE marathon right now. I love how I can watch this with my cousin without anybody cussing every five seconds. You guys do good work. Don't ever stop making these. Especially the coffee shop scenes.

  • @pendronator
    @pendronator 8 років тому +250

    2:12 STAR WARS CROSSOVER!!!

  • @berengustav7714
    @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +23

    "Zod is a monster"
    Thank you, there could be no reasoning with him, even when the terraformer was destroyed, he still stated that he would kill every last one out of spite

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 6 років тому

    The best part of these are the Batman/Superman conversations over coffee at the end. Great stuff.

  • @XxOrangesoda2610xX
    @XxOrangesoda2610xX 9 років тому +206

    man of steel is underrated

    • @thedannyman4676
      @thedannyman4676 9 років тому +28

      You accidentally said it was underrated. Don't worry, happens to the best of us.

    • @xavcast007
      @xavcast007 9 років тому +39

      TheDannyMan
      It is overhated, l mean people whine because civilians die in an alien invasion where: the aliens are like gods, and they have a machine that can kill all life in earth in less than one second..... wtf?

    • @thedannyman4676
      @thedannyman4676 9 років тому +17

      mundopivotwebs It's also a movie about Superman, which is not a character that should get the same treatment that would work for Batman.

    • @johnny5936
      @johnny5936 9 років тому +23

      TheDannyMan It's a different version of Superman. If you don't like it go watch Superman returns.

    • @ryuchael
      @ryuchael 9 років тому +3

      TheDannyMan Better than new 52 Superman, he was a dick!

  • @kishhh7809
    @kishhh7809 8 років тому +174

    I'm high, but I swear Zod's chin beard looks like the new Bat symbol!!!

    • @NAW_WRK
      @NAW_WRK 8 років тому +3

      LOL!!!

    • @woodrow_7324
      @woodrow_7324 8 років тому +4

      OMG YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT!

    • @aidanellsworth3086
      @aidanellsworth3086 8 років тому +4

      that is awesome that you noticed that, I would never have noticed that!

    • @cloudsweapon567
      @cloudsweapon567 8 років тому +3

      +Kishhh Now I can't 'unsee' it :)

  • @wiggins1008
    @wiggins1008 3 роки тому +7

    Favorite scene: Zod: Why would he bring the kodex with him? He should have no idea. Ackbar: Its a trap!

  • @abhicool42200
    @abhicool42200 3 роки тому

    These videos are so awesome , it do bring smile to my face.

  • @GuessWho195
    @GuessWho195 8 років тому +144

    "Hey, Klark...You thinking about your childhood? You look like you're thinking about your childhood...Well, I'll be right over here if anyone needs me."
    "*Justice League*"
    Lol, gotta love aquaman

    • @InTenZeGamingHD
      @InTenZeGamingHD 8 років тому

      +GuessWho195 except that he really didn't want to join justice league in the justice league...

    • @alicewithoutherwonderland2343
      @alicewithoutherwonderland2343 8 років тому

      +GuessWho195 No you don't you really don't need to love Aquman.

    • @scottspence2388
      @scottspence2388 7 років тому +1

      GuessWho195 lol i just made a similar comment. Old School Aquaman stole this video.

  • @FlyboyOO
    @FlyboyOO 8 років тому +242

    IT'S A TRAP!!!

  • @greenthepokemontrainer3358
    @greenthepokemontrainer3358 4 роки тому +12

    2:13 *LEGANDERY* 😂 hishe is better then the original one infinity/10

  • @nileciaable
    @nileciaable 9 років тому +38

    Batman: " I'm rich Batman!"
    Superman: " Oh my gosh, you know some might find that annoying."
    Batman: " Oh what are gonna do about it, snap my neck?"
    Superman: " I could if I wanted to.."
    Both laugh and casually finish their coffee.

  • @princeofdatny
    @princeofdatny 10 років тому +30

    The beginning was brillant. "Im his mother Jor!!!"

  • @jamesDJRPM
    @jamesDJRPM 6 років тому

    You guys are gods.. Thank you for making these...

  • @kenhill4565
    @kenhill4565 6 років тому +12

    You know, it would've made more sense to just go ask Jor-El about Zod and figure it out.

  • @Nhileishere
    @Nhileishere 10 років тому +46

    This is one of the funniest cartoon series that dosen't have to curse constantly and make multiple dick jokes to be hilarious,

  • @ROBOCOP603
    @ROBOCOP603 9 років тому +50

    General Akbar calls it like he sees it

  • @bmix1034
    @bmix1034 6 років тому

    I know this is an older one but the whole thing is gold. I lost it when Ackbar popped up with, “Its a trap!” Bravo!

  • @davidgjlastname7159
    @davidgjlastname7159 5 років тому +8

    2:05 hahaha 😄 for 5 min

  • @Logaton2000
    @Logaton2000 10 років тому +22

    "Oh wait, my SPACE DAD!" XD Sooooo funny!

  • @cwopre
    @cwopre 8 років тому +31

    2:38 it's like yall predicted the plot drive for Batman v Superman lmao

  • @lovethemack
    @lovethemack 5 років тому

    Ok I could watch these all day

  • @jackme906
    @jackme906 5 років тому +2

    I just love these two! I could not imagine different superhero in their place.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 10 років тому +107

    I'm rich Batmaaaan!

  • @kamisunshine
    @kamisunshine 10 років тому +23

    "oh yeah mah space dad" lol

  • @meidybernardez2635
    @meidybernardez2635 5 років тому +7

    0:05- First appearance of Kal-El (DCEU)

  • @techno639
    @techno639 3 роки тому +4

    "oh WAIT, MY SPACE DAD!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @DamienBlade
    @DamienBlade 8 років тому +1978

    I'm rich Batman!

    • @sansistheking9575
      @sansistheking9575 6 років тому +4

      Damien Borden I'm rich iorn man

    • @jakenewberg1233
      @jakenewberg1233 6 років тому +3

      By now the DCEU had Batman say “I’m rich” in last year’s Justice League LOL

    • @patrickleslie4897
      @patrickleslie4897 6 років тому

      WHY DIDN'T THEY KEEP THE MAN OF STEEL HAIRSTYLE & SUIT.....& ALSO WHY DIDN'T THEY KEEP CHRISTIAN BALE AS BATS....

    • @Sunnysince2007
      @Sunnysince2007 6 років тому

      No your not I am of the I Rich Batman

    • @arthurread3925
      @arthurread3925 6 років тому

      Jonak Barua batman is richer by .1 billion