Mehrunes Dagon: "Tell me underlings, how is the invasion of Black Marsh commencing?" Some Dremora general sweating profusely: "The defense of Oblivion is going _reasonably_ well. My Lord." Mehrunes Dagon: "The WHAT?"
Imagine the terror when Daedric captains not deployed through the gate watched the remains of their comrades scramble back through the portal followed by an army of half-mad Argonians ready to put the fear of the Hist in the godless Daedra.
Dagoth Ur: Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the... Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you were an Argonian -- no no it's not a problem I had just expected a Dark Elf. No it's not because I think they're more capable or anything, it's just because you- ... no dude I don't have an issue with reptiles, some of my best slaves were Argonian. Alright that came out wrong, listen what I'm trying to say is that- what..? ...I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp, very good with a spear. ...Assuming? I'm not assuming anything that's just what you people do - the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs. Look I'm sorry I just really expected a Dunmer. what? why? because you were a Dunmer the last eight fucking times. I don't know what Azura is playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it's a joke. no I dont think Argonians are jokes- can we just fight? this is making me very uncomfortable, is this how you honour the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?
Love you added the books mere glim one of my favorite characters, the kitchen battle savage, If you remember the tree in the floating island is in Skyrim, that tree with sap is actually the same tree from book
I know you said your only doing playable races but *please* consider doing the Reachfolk as well, they've got a super fascinating culture and don't get anywhere near the love they deserve
In the next Elder Scrolls, I'd love to see some fierce warrior Argonians instead of the gnerally mild-mannered ones we always see--maybe a few Behemoths, too!
They’re jawsome, wish their perks were more improved for the better in Elder Scrolls online, just mostly good for tanking which gets boring and healing sadly. Nothing for hands on combat or cool apothecary spells.
Just discovered your chanel and love the elder scrolls lore. Hope for more soon! (Also heroes and generals brought me here - keep up the great work on both channels)
Black Marsh is a bit like Dorne is to GRR Martin's Westeros. The Iron Throne had never conquered Dorne, but was incorporated into the Seven Kingdoms by diplomacy. Black Marsh resisted human invasions several times, but became part of Tiber Septim's empire by diplomacy.
You've mentioned Mere-Glim. Does that mean a/some video(s) about Umbriel is coming out? The Infernal City and Lord of Souls are such good books and deserve a proper video essay.
"In the bedroom, Argonians are know to fill their pillows with live centipedes, enjoying the wriggling sensation as a kind of organic massage chair-type thingy..." They what now?
If this is the Wizards and Warriors channel, are there any plans to tell the tale of the knight warrior Kuros and his battles against the dread mad wizard Malkil?
Love the argonians I would love to hear about the redguards I feel as they were also very proficient in fighting the dedrea my only proof of this is an unmarked quest in skyrim. You have to find the missing student's rings and go into the midden, find the deadric gauntlet place the rings and you're faced with a deadeic lord who is dressed in redguard clothes if a deadra is immulating their fighting style and clothing they must have a reason for this weather that's a testament to their fighting prowess or their overall ruthlessness is debatable, you could even say it means nothing but I always felt like it was a deadra immulating the redguards which seems telling to me could be reading too much into a random small detail tho
Definitely strange how the Argonians get raided and struggle against the Dark Elves until the Hist trees were threatened. Argonians got a massive buff from the Hist trees who really don’t care about the Argonian individuals lives, possibly due to rebirth.
Basically the hist don't care unless they themselves are threatened. Like if the dunmer planned to burned them down then the dunmer are going to get the oblivion treatment
Umbrial gems exist in the game dont they? Or is that something else im thinking of? Whaf does umbrial even mean lol.... i guess i gotta google some stuff
apparently its mentioned in Skyrim somewhere, with its 2 actual appearances being in 2 novels though the reason why it isn't really known about is because in universe for the most part its within its own bubble in oblivion where the hist originated from, until its first appearance in Tamriel 49 years after the oblivion crisis
A very nice video as always but the Hist arent older than the Aedra and Daedra , because the Aedra made Mundus where the Hist evolved Edit: one theory states that some of the et’Ada that didn’t become the Aedra but rather consumed theirselves whole during the creation , because not only the Aedra but some lesser et’Ada participated, get down on Nirn and kind of bound themselves whole to the new created world becoming part of the Earthbones like Y’ffre the Wood God of the Wood Elves become one of the Earthbones , they become a part of Mundus itself to stabilize it, while the Aedra stabilize it and bound themselves metaphysically through the Universe to Mundus and shield the Mundus from Oblivion because though they can’t interact that directly as the Daedric Gods can because the Aedra need a sacrifice for example to interact directly , they did not vanished or become Earthbones because they didn’t consumed themselves whole but rather a portion of their godly power , this is due to the fact some et’Ada the original godly spirits were bigger and more powerful than others , the smaller and weaker ones that consumed themselves completely during creation vanished another part became the Earthbones and some of these Earthbones became also mortal creatures like the Hist that are able to die and others metaphysical Earthbones like the Wood God Y’ffre.
How can the Hist have existed before the Aedra and Daedra when the world itself didn't exist until the Aedra created Nirn?! So were these trees just floating through space before Nirn was created so they could take roots on it? How can an Argonian who is born away from Black Marsh become a real person if they never ingest the sap of the Hist?
The Aedra didn't create Nirn. Nirn was formed from the original 12 worlds by Anu. Anu and Padomay (Sithis) are the two primordial gods. Anu merged the original 12 worlds to create Nirn to protect them/spite Sithis and they fought and Sithis lost and went away for a time but then came back and they fought again but this time their blood became the Aedra and the Deadra who are just Aedra at the start. The Hist tree itself claims Sithis as its creator so it is hard to pin down exactly when the Hist was born but before the Bones of creation we know so either when the worlds merged or around the same time as the Aedra with the blood making them also divine beings.
(15:40) Part of me kind of hopes the story of the Kharhaten Flu annihilating any peoples besides the argonians was overstated. Seems kinda lame to wipe out all the non argonians in one region.
It's up in the air. We know very little of them besides just a couple Imperial scholar entries that hypothesize that the Knahaten Flu wiped them out. It's just as possible that the remaining few spared by the Flu retreated deep into the swamps, and that's why they're never seen or known to be alive. It's a similar story to the Ayleids that retreated to Valenwood. There very well may be a few small pockets of unintegrated Ayleids in the deep forests of Valenwood. Tamriel is a huge place.
Ahhh video games. Where a flu with a 100% mortality rate is somehow able to spread to the whole continent. Thank goodness it doesn’t work that way or Ebola would have Thanos’d us.
I got to see a lot a da countryside in 'ouse Dres. We wah always lookin fo dis lizard named Charlie. It wasn't always fun. Slave masta Dan wuz always seein movement in dem trees with 'is detect life spell. Now I don't know much 'bout anythang, but I dink some of Morrowinds best bois served in dis slave run. One day it started rainin, and it didn't quit fo four months.
Imagine all your high and mighty people. All their great gods and vile devils. And yet aside from all that are these reptiles who were made by trees, entirely apart from everyone else in their lack of any divinity.
The way the Argonian relationship with the hist trees and such is kinda like how in the Avatar movies where they all can connect to the world's network of memories and such by connecting their hair to the vines of their world tree and they also believed they'd go into this system when they die like the Argonians believe. An ever-changing circle of energy.
Oblivion crisis happens
Everyone else: Panics
Argonians: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?!"
Correction:
"WHAT ARE YE _* swigs skooma *_ DOIN IN MAH SWAMP??!"
Argonians: You picked the wrong swamp Fool!
Get off mah swamp!
Mehrunes Dagon: "Tell me underlings, how is the invasion of Black Marsh commencing?"
Some Dremora general sweating profusely: "The defense of Oblivion is going _reasonably_ well. My Lord."
Mehrunes Dagon: "The WHAT?"
Ive laughed the hardest with this one 🤣🤣
Im sensing a great Hitler rant meme for this one
Lmao
When you're a Lizard chilling in your swamp, an Oblivion Gate opens and you calmly play your Uno reverse card.
Not only fighting the daedra back, but *invading their home turf* has to be a madlad move few can achieve
"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear."
"But it is huge! It could take me all night!"
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...
Need some loaves in the oven?
I wonder what Lifts-her-tail looks like
@@pattonramming1988 From what I've learnt from this video, she well may be Lifts-His-Tail by now.
In the bedroom…
*gasps in anticipation*
Argonians fill their pillows with live centipedes
*disappointed sigh*
Lizard kind just vibing in the jungled marshes..
Every empire: Dibs..
And....None of them got the dibs. Not even the fucking demons LOL.
Argonians: And I took that personally
But them trees called dibs first.
Imagine the panic of the Dremora coming out of the gate expecting them to tremble in fear, only to be welcomed with legions of angry lizards
Imagine the terror when Daedric captains not deployed through the gate watched the remains of their comrades scramble back through the portal followed by an army of half-mad Argonians ready to put the fear of the Hist in the godless Daedra.
I imagine they made the *BLAHHHH* yell that the conjured dremora lords do when they're banished in Skyrim
Daedra: I'll just invade this undeveloped swampland
Argonians: SUPRISE COCKBAGS
Argonians: No u.
when the water starts speaking Argonian
@@dekaw9138 😂 their in the water 😮
Fuck yes. My favorite race since I first played the series and knew nothing about them.
The early ES games were so deep in race lore and history, now everybody is pretty much just the same.
@@jonbaxter2254CAP ON THAT LAST PART
This series is an excellent thing to find during my current TES hyperfixation.
Best lore contents of UA-cam for so many worlds and univers. It's insane ! 😱 The images are so cool and your voice is perfection ! 👌
Truly the best. His histlry channel is badass as well same exact style but covering real battles and peoples
Thanks for doing a lore video on my favorite race :D
Excellent work I learned a bunch of new cool things.
The best Elder Scrolls documentaries out there ❤🎉 Thank you,for your job.
Pillows filled with live centipides no wonder the Dedra were terrified of them!!
Dagoth Ur: Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the... Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you were an Argonian -- no no it's not a problem I had just expected a Dark Elf. No it's not because I think they're more capable or anything, it's just because you- ... no dude I don't have an issue with reptiles, some of my best slaves were Argonian. Alright that came out wrong, listen what I'm trying to say is that- what..? ...I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp, very good with a spear. ...Assuming? I'm not assuming anything that's just what you people do - the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs. Look I'm sorry I just really expected a Dunmer. what? why? because you were a Dunmer the last eight fucking times. I don't know what Azura is playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it's a joke. no I dont think Argonians are jokes- can we just fight? this is making me very uncomfortable, is this how you honour the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?
this was hilarious. did you just write this or did chat gpt
@@brednbudder no it's a copypasta there is a version on youtube it's called 'Nerevar is an Argonian'
I love kicking dunmer butt as an Argonian especially Dagoth Ur
Best video on UA-cam. Even though my favorites are Breton and Bosmer, I’m looking very much forward to the rest.
Lame
@@maylabrown4584Ok Mayla.
@@maylabrown4584 yes you are!
Love you added the books mere glim one of my favorite characters, the kitchen battle savage,
If you remember the tree in the floating island is in Skyrim, that tree with sap is actually the same tree from book
"An organic massage chair type thing" literally how I feel when I write any paper ever lol. Actually amazing work as always, but that made me chortle
Really nice to get an informational video about farm tools. 10/10
Dagoth?
I would like to see an episode on Durcorach the Black Drake and his emperorship and invasion of High Rock
A daedra worshiping Celtic dude and his army taking over the empire was certainly an interesting move
Everyone during the Oblivion Crisis:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis:
COWABUNGA IT IS!
Daedra trying to invade Argonian swamp : "the tree speaks lizard!"
I know you said your only doing playable races but *please* consider doing the Reachfolk as well, they've got a super fascinating culture and don't get anywhere near the love they deserve
I really like the canon where the Argonians are leftovers from a previous kalpa
That same their y applies with the redguards.
In the next Elder Scrolls, I'd love to see some fierce warrior Argonians instead of the gnerally mild-mannered ones we always see--maybe a few Behemoths, too!
Play ESO!
It has everything you just listed and more...
Agreed. They truly shine in ESO
@@mattthompson3714except for Argonian perks sadly, they don’t work well for players as fighters.
Really love your presentation style
Argonians are Awesome
They are pretty cool.
You mean, Clawsome!
They’re jawsome, wish their perks were more improved for the better in Elder Scrolls online, just mostly good for tanking which gets boring and healing sadly. Nothing for hands on combat or cool apothecary spells.
Wish the Argonians had better race traits so more people could play as them.
Just discovered your chanel and love the elder scrolls lore. Hope for more soon! (Also heroes and generals brought me here - keep up the great work on both channels)
The Hist are honestly terrifying, basically eldritch beings pretending to be trees
they are trees not just pretending
Great video Thank you
Black Marsh is a bit like Dorne is to GRR Martin's Westeros. The Iron Throne had never conquered Dorne, but was incorporated into the Seven Kingdoms by diplomacy. Black Marsh resisted human invasions several times, but became part of Tiber Septim's empire by diplomacy.
Man there's so much lore I don't know know about now 😐
I read every single book in Oblivion and Skyrim, but this is all new to me!
more! MORE! ELDER SCROLLS UNIVERSE AND LORE & HISTORY IS GODLIKE ! AND YOU MAKE IT MORE MAGNIFICENT WITH THESE CINEMATIC DOCUMENTARY'S🤩🤩🤩
Great video, great series, great channel. Keep up the good work.
I see we’re getting an extensive view of Tamriel’s farm equipment
avrage dark elf point of view
Dunmer spotted...
Average dunmer simp: WHAT farm tools aren't supposed to cool😢😢😢😭😭😭😭
Average argonian enjoyer: daedra are bitches 🗿🗿🗿
How's morrowwind doing
no more southern morrowind for you
You've mentioned Mere-Glim. Does that mean a/some video(s) about Umbriel is coming out? The Infernal City and Lord of Souls are such good books and deserve a proper video essay.
"In the bedroom, Argonians are know to fill their pillows with live centipedes, enjoying the wriggling sensation as a kind of organic massage chair-type thingy..."
They what now?
Hands down the coolest race in TES.
Cause they are cold-blooded?
@@jonbaxter2254 probably because they are less dickish than the others
Finally, my favorite race!
Correction: The Naga-kur fashion the bones of their fallen TRIBESMEN into weapons and armor as a way of honoring their dead.
*Cant wait for the REDGUARDS* 💯💯💯🥳🥳🥳
In the Argonian marshes, the offensive goes backwards.
Please when can you upload your next episode of your alternate mongol invasion of europe series
This is a great one!
Ah yes, the Lizard folk. Dagoth Ur said that they make excellent slaves.
Dunmers approve
Ah yes, scaly farm tools.
Least obnoxious dunmer simp
I enjoy your Elder Scrolls videos.
BOA TARDE, AMIGO
The argonians have been my favorite from the second I saw them when I first played Oblivion.
Nice. Thanks for the Video!😋
I had to double check the channel, I thought this vid was released by PancreasNoWork
If this is the Wizards and Warriors channel, are there any plans to tell the tale of the knight warrior Kuros and his battles against the dread mad wizard Malkil?
Western Linear concept of Time and Indian Circular Concept of Time seems to be reflected here
Love the argonians I would love to hear about the redguards I feel as they were also very proficient in fighting the dedrea my only proof of this is an unmarked quest in skyrim. You have to find the missing student's rings and go into the midden, find the deadric gauntlet place the rings and you're faced with a deadeic lord who is dressed in redguard clothes if a deadra is immulating their fighting style and clothing they must have a reason for this weather that's a testament to their fighting prowess or their overall ruthlessness is debatable, you could even say it means nothing but I always felt like it was a deadra immulating the redguards which seems telling to me could be reading too much into a random small detail tho
Definitely strange how the Argonians get raided and struggle against the Dark Elves until the Hist trees were threatened. Argonians got a massive buff from the Hist trees who really don’t care about the Argonian individuals lives, possibly due to rebirth.
Basically the hist don't care unless they themselves are threatened.
Like if the dunmer planned to burned them down then the dunmer are going to get the oblivion treatment
Good video
The umbrial part seems like an add on ? Really weird that no game mentions that especially since a giant floating city would be kindhard to forget.
Umbrial gems exist in the game dont they? Or is that something else im thinking of? Whaf does umbrial even mean lol.... i guess i gotta google some stuff
apparently its mentioned in Skyrim somewhere, with its 2 actual appearances being in 2 novels
though the reason why it isn't really known about is because in universe for the most part its within its own bubble in oblivion where the hist originated from, until its first appearance in Tamriel 49 years after the oblivion crisis
@@CoreyandCrew umbriel is just the name of the island it has no meaning outside of that to my knowledge
Terrific video! I never played any of these games but the lore is fascinating. ⚔🔥👏
I guess you could say its their Hist-ory
🎉🎉
ElderKings Mod for CK3 is the best mod.
How to raise their kids without "hist tree" in the other land?
I need to know the sources for the current era lore specially that whole segment of Lilmoths Hist just up and going rogue on the whole network
The books. Infernal City and Lord of Souls.
A very nice video as always but the Hist arent older than the Aedra and Daedra , because the Aedra made Mundus where the Hist evolved
Edit: one theory states that some of the et’Ada that didn’t become the Aedra but rather consumed theirselves whole during the creation , because not only the Aedra but some lesser et’Ada participated, get down on Nirn and kind of bound themselves whole to the new created world becoming part of the Earthbones like Y’ffre the Wood God of the Wood Elves become one of the Earthbones , they become a part of Mundus itself to stabilize it, while the Aedra stabilize it and bound themselves metaphysically through the Universe to Mundus and shield the Mundus from Oblivion because though they can’t interact that directly as the Daedric Gods can because the Aedra need a sacrifice for example to interact directly , they did not vanished or become Earthbones because they didn’t consumed themselves whole but rather a portion of their godly power , this is due to the fact some et’Ada the original godly spirits were bigger and more powerful than others , the smaller and weaker ones that consumed themselves completely during creation vanished another part became the Earthbones and some of these Earthbones became also mortal creatures like the Hist that are able to die and others metaphysical Earthbones like the Wood God Y’ffre.
So they're basically the Catachan of this universe.
Love to see it
Pls do Dwemer, even they are not playable!
Morrowinds argonians are adorable
Who would win, the literal armies of Hell or a bunch of tree worshiping lizard people?
How can the Hist have existed before the Aedra and Daedra when the world itself didn't exist until the Aedra created Nirn?! So were these trees just floating through space before Nirn was created so they could take roots on it?
How can an Argonian who is born away from Black Marsh become a real person if they never ingest the sap of the Hist?
The Aedra didn't create Nirn. Nirn was formed from the original 12 worlds by Anu. Anu and Padomay (Sithis) are the two primordial gods. Anu merged the original 12 worlds to create Nirn to protect them/spite Sithis and they fought and Sithis lost and went away for a time but then came back and they fought again but this time their blood became the Aedra and the Deadra who are just Aedra at the start. The Hist tree itself claims Sithis as its creator so it is hard to pin down exactly when the Hist was born but before the Bones of creation we know so either when the worlds merged or around the same time as the Aedra with the blood making them also divine beings.
Is Doom Guy just an Argonian?
Can't wait for the Redguard
Yayyyy! Argonians 😄💚
video about bird people of cyrodil ? 🐦
I wish there were more books on the Skyrim universe.
This is day 159 that I humbly request a Fraggle Rock lore video.
Argonians are my favorite
Wizards and Warriors is amazing! Please mongols
Malazan please ❤❤❤❤❤
Hist : Nah I'd win.
Not even a little bit lusty? The books lied to me!
(15:40)
Part of me kind of hopes the story of the Kharhaten Flu annihilating any peoples besides the argonians was overstated.
Seems kinda lame to wipe out all the non argonians in one region.
It's up in the air. We know very little of them besides just a couple Imperial scholar entries that hypothesize that the Knahaten Flu wiped them out. It's just as possible that the remaining few spared by the Flu retreated deep into the swamps, and that's why they're never seen or known to be alive. It's a similar story to the Ayleids that retreated to Valenwood. There very well may be a few small pockets of unintegrated Ayleids in the deep forests of Valenwood. Tamriel is a huge place.
Dude you misspelled Farmtool very badly
Ahhh video games. Where a flu with a 100% mortality rate is somehow able to spread to the whole continent. Thank goodness it doesn’t work that way or Ebola would have Thanos’d us.
Nah Wizards and Warriors crazy for this one
Link for the previous 3 eps
Fortunate imps start playing.
where can i find that music, im curious
I got to see a lot a da countryside in 'ouse Dres. We wah always lookin fo dis lizard named Charlie. It wasn't always fun. Slave masta Dan wuz always seein movement in dem trees with 'is detect life spell. Now I don't know much 'bout anythang, but I dink some of Morrowinds best bois served in dis slave run. One day it started rainin, and it didn't quit fo four months.
We own those books for... Science! That's it!
Warcraft series pls
Imagine all your high and mighty people. All their great gods and vile devils. And yet aside from all that are these reptiles who were made by trees, entirely apart from everyone else in their lack of any divinity.
Roids got nothing on Hist Sap.
Nagas I wanna be one of those ones
6:53
Ayo
demora : lord dgaon we have a problem...
argonian : BOA TARDE AMIGO
dremora and dagon HAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! CLOSE THE DORE !
House Redoran actually drove them out of Morrowind so they didn't annex anything.
6:52 Ayo what the fuck.
Love my lizzo boyos
I mean.. a little bit lusty.
Mehrunes Dagon made a big mistake on invading Black Marsh. 😆
The way the Argonian relationship with the hist trees and such is kinda like how in the Avatar movies where they all can connect to the world's network of memories and such by connecting their hair to the vines of their world tree and they also believed they'd go into this system when they die like the Argonians believe. An ever-changing circle of energy.
Hippity hoppity ur oblivion is now my property