I'm writing this from London so have no idea how big John is in the States but watching this he should be f*cking huge. Top man, hope this gets the views it deserves 😂😂👍👍
I'm fifty plus and I actually remember getting that multi-shot in grade school. A ginormous gun-looking device. Very Scary. I must've been four or five, so maybe first grade. It was called the MMR/DPT, I think. To "prevent": Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Diptheria and who knows what else. Truth, Humor, Courage, Love and Peace to ALL. ❤
Him speaking about the seniors in high school during COVID is extremely accurate.. I was a senior during that time and people my age are just having a blast 💀😂
My grandparents had a house like the one you're describing. As kids we'd purposely slide down the stairs on our butts and had to crawl up on hands and feet. Eventually my grandparents got a railing attached on the wall so you could pull yourself up on it instead of crawling up the stairs.
As a ketsup only hamburger eater myself I relate to your story as much as I relate to other people who get sick even looking at mayonnaise. My boyfriend always thinks that I wanted cheese on my ketsup only hamburger and for five years it still can't be implanted in his brain and I don't understand how it's so difficult to get the ketsup only hamburger right.
I’m a indigenous woman I’ve been listening for a few months now The topics your show discuss is something that I have been concerned with for awhile But l am one of those people that Has made Really bad choices concerning my life My story is fucked up I’m ashamed of not being strong to resist the alcohol drugs that has consumed my life I’ve been blaming and fucking complaining I’m 56 years old and have wasted time I’ve got nothing to give my family That being said this is still my country Always distrusted the government Though But your real talk About being the problem I never wanted that I always wanted more but didn’t know how to accomplish my goals I always messed it up Stupid and crazy But I’m going to do my best to get through to my family I will share your show but I need help I will fight no matter what But need to get started on this now I hope you guys will respond Asking in a good way from my heart a indigenous woman Thank you guys Or point me to people the can thank you for your show
Hmmm.. I would be very tempted to join ur new faith! You're one of my favorite storytellers, sincerely! And I've been in NC too long again and would love a new direction to head toward! Let me know if you need deacon-like assistance & I'm there!
After the sixth day God rested for one day. And then God started working again the next Tuesday. I think that the reason number seven will get cancelled is because so many people dislike Mondays. And we will remove two maybe three days a week before realizing that it was the way we'd made society, not the number of days in a week that made us miserable. But honestly with all the machines and ai why would we even need more than four days in a week? One to be hung over /rest on, one to start the start the work week, one to finish it and one day to party in whatever way you think Jesus would.
Want more comedy from John? Watch his special 'Episodes' - ua-cam.com/video/HH2AoIvqRCU/v-deo.html
Thanks
2024 now & drug Co.'s covid shots & masks & now no body has to be told that our government lied
& blue states government people do want they want.,But,Not the people & in red states every one is free
Have a nice day : )
This guy is great! Needs a Netflix special!
John your comedy is so relatable. Keep it coming bro!!!!! Love it!
You should check out John's other full special on our channel, "EPISODES" !
I'm writing this from London so have no idea how big John is in the States but watching this he should be f*cking huge. Top man, hope this gets the views it deserves 😂😂👍👍
There is no comic funnier than John Heffron!! 😂😂😂
Happy to see Hefferon back with a new hour. So much fun to watch! One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while. 😂
I fell in love with this guy In Detroit 30 years ago!
One of my favorite comedians! I look forward to seeing him every time he is in Tacoma!
Such an amazing relatable comedian… jokes are clean and intelligent and well thought out
Good jokes, relatable!
a genuine naturally hysterical man.a pure gift
For those new to him, look him up in the last comic standing; he has been hilarious for a long time.
Your spirit seems different but still the same. Thank you for the entertainment. Reading a crowd is definitely not an easy job.
John is one of the BEST, Great Show.
Fantastic Show. Thanks John.
Simply the best ❤️
Hilarious!! I don’t know how I did not know about him before! Now I want to see all his material! Wonderful ❤
😂😂😂 one of my all time favorite comedian
Me too! Since Last Comic Standing 😊. I ❤ him 😁.
Loved the bit about reading books to toddlers and how they're at their most honest point in life. That had me rolling!!
Never indifferent my friend. Love you!
We love you mr john!
Love him
I love love love Joh Hefron
Still got it John; way better than a zoom show. 😂
😂 Too true and too funny 🤣 Must see for any parent 😎
This guy is insanely funny
So good! 😂👏
Yes he is
Insanely???? Come on, slow your vocab
@DeathComesToUsAll You expect me take a word you type as serious with a name like that LMAO 🤣
John. On point every time. 😂
Loved,loved,loved this. Very funny!!
Awesome!!!!
Friggin hilarious lmao the entire time so relatable 🖤👽
This was a great show!!!
Awesome Show, Great Job!
Fantastic storyteller and comedian.
I swear, this man...freaking FUUUUUNNY!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤
Good set. Fresh material... Episodes special still tops. Thank you for sharing your craft nonetheless
I've followed John for more than 20 years. He's always amazing.
Love what he says about opposums!
I'm fifty plus and I actually remember getting that multi-shot in grade school. A ginormous gun-looking device. Very Scary. I must've been four or five, so maybe first grade. It was called the MMR/DPT, I think. To "prevent": Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Diptheria and who knows what else.
Truth, Humor, Courage, Love and Peace to ALL. ❤
Yes, a couple kids fainted in line b4 they got the shot. 😱
Same here! We went to the school cafeteria for our shot. I love his rendition 😅
Fantastic! John is so funny just being himself seeing life in such a great way! I love his comedy!!
He makes me laugh so much!
He is so funny. See him live if you get the chance.
His comedy comes so easily.. lol😂
Him speaking about the seniors in high school during COVID is extremely accurate.. I was a senior during that time and people my age are just having a blast 💀😂
Another great special 😂 One of my favorite comics. Thank you John😂
Just discovered him. HILARIOUS! 😄
Soooo funny😂!! Always find your comedy hilarious! Thanks for all the laughs!!
Awesomeness 😅
My grandparents had a house like the one you're describing. As kids we'd purposely slide down the stairs on our butts and had to crawl up on hands and feet. Eventually my grandparents got a railing attached on the wall so you could pull yourself up on it instead of crawling up the stairs.
John Heffron is better than Matchbox 20!
As a ketsup only hamburger eater myself I relate to your story as much as I relate to other people who get sick even looking at mayonnaise. My boyfriend always thinks that I wanted cheese on my ketsup only hamburger and for five years it still can't be implanted in his brain and I don't understand how it's so difficult to get the ketsup only hamburger right.
My hubs and I suspect that Pickleball is also a front for swingers 😅
Fantastic as always! Been a fan since your radio days in Detroit. Dish towel cape wearers, unite! (I live in a 125 year old house in Michigan. 😂)
"I've looked for glasses while I had glasses on" deserved a bigger laugh.
Goat.
25:36 As someone who graduated high school in 2020, I feel honored to be represented
Loved it!!!!!😅
Thanks!
Awesome new find! I'm in Michigan! I'll be looking for him locally!
Hilarious John 🙌
HILARIOUS 😂
I remember that , getting yelled at for being… I can finally laugh at that scenario.
Great set! Very funny and great Winnie the Pooh, 😂
Great special🤗😂
I am here ♥ thanks for the link 🔗
I would imagine that stand-up is like being an anthropologist.
I’m a indigenous woman
I’ve been listening for a few months now
The topics your show discuss is something that I have been concerned with for awhile
But l am one of those people that Has made
Really bad choices concerning my life
My story is fucked up
I’m ashamed of not being strong to resist the alcohol drugs that has consumed my life
I’ve been blaming and fucking complaining
I’m 56 years old and have wasted time
I’ve got nothing to give my family
That being said this is still my country
Always distrusted the government
Though
But your real talk
About being the problem I never wanted that I always wanted more but didn’t know how to accomplish my goals
I always messed it up
Stupid and crazy
But I’m going to do my best to get through to my family I will share your show
but I need help I will fight no matter what
But need to get started on this now
I hope you guys will respond
Asking in a good way from my heart a indigenous woman
Thank you guys
Or point me to people the can thank you for your show
Oh shit, I am literally vacuuming my apartment right now 😂
Good stuff!
I could totally hang with this Guy! Keep Bringin' it Mista!❤
The c0v!d part was hilarious! Bu then again, so was this entire show😂
THAT SONG SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS HAVING A STROKE!
Glad I caught this early. Great set
😂super funny😂
Spanx : King Joke !! hes a Boss. Super set. Thx.
Great set. Now bus table 8 😂😂😂
So goood… GLUGGG GLUGGGG
He looks and sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait!
Carry the one! 🤣🤣🤣
If you notice, the machines are replacing every job you don't need to go into debt in college for 👀
So, was the Bell's palsy the result of him getting va##ed? So many questions at this stage of the game.
Right?
Really funny
hilarious
COVID had you self pouring for 2 years 😂😂😂
you want to be cancelled, say your not vaxxed!! ❤
dude killed
That vaccine joke aged well 😅
Hilarious!!!!! I'm in for the religion, sign me up!
I can confirm that those traveling sports teams parents swing. They are also the worst humans ive ever met
There was a slasher movie with C. Robbin as the killer.
Quit talking about 7! We DON'T mention that number.
Engagement
It's Sunday night here now. Where are you.
He was good.
Lmao 🤣
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Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hmmm.. I would be very tempted to join ur new faith! You're one of my favorite storytellers, sincerely! And I've been in NC too long again and would love a new direction to head toward! Let me know if you need deacon-like assistance & I'm there!
John to get canceled just to open butt cheeks farts into the mic and ask the crowd “do you hear that?!”
Idk why, it's definitely not the voice, but this guy puts me in mind of Joe Pesci for some reason. Funny shit!
After the sixth day God rested for one day. And then God started working again the next Tuesday.
I think that the reason number seven will get cancelled is because so many people dislike Mondays. And we will remove two maybe three days a week before realizing that it was the way we'd made society, not the number of days in a week that made us miserable.
But honestly with all the machines and ai why would we even need more than four days in a week? One to be hung over /rest on, one to start the start the work week, one to finish it and one day to party in whatever way you think Jesus would.
Spanx too tight? Shoulda went with the Cat hoodie instead... no wonder he can't find his glasses, he used to keep'em in that thing.