I would go so far as to say- comedians do save lives. The saying goes “laughter is the best medicine” that doesn’t mean curing cancer. It means it makes life bearable so you can continue on. Without comedy or music, life would only be work and home.
I watched some comedy specials had some laughs and continued to get sicker. I went to the hospital and the medicine they gave me seems to be helping me now.
It most definitely CAN cure cancer. Attitude is 90% of the healing process. If you don't think so, I'll bet you have multiple prescriptions and will forever.
It's half 3 in the morning and I have tears streaming down my face imagining the elevator scene. I really hope we get an update one day when your coworkers stumble across this video 😂. I really enjoyed this whole show. Hello from Scotland 👋🏻
You should be at the top and you know it. I think you will become famous. You’re on a different level. Super funny but so clever and incisive. A real treat. Thank you. And I agree, your job is so important, especially these days. You truly matter and bring us the magic of laughter. Your job is indispensable. The population’s mental health is declining and you are helping us all keep our sanity. Respect.
Paul, you're amazing! So, so funny, handsome, the way you talk about your wife a lot, speaks volumes of a great spouse that you have and are! You owned it, standing Ovation 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Also, I watch comedy A LOT! I'M A COMEDY CRITIC, JUST NOT PROFESSIONALLY, LOL! You're, I got deep into comedy( mostly Drybar), about 10 years ago, and YOU'RE THE FIRST AWESOME COMEDIAN, WITH NO CUSSING ETC.... AND ALSO THE FIRST TIME TO GIVE BACK TO THE AUDIENCE! I would've loved to have been there and gotten your album! I thought you were great! 5 stars everyone☆☆☆☆☆ Again, let's give it up for you!👏👏👏👏❤❤💯👍😂😂😂 Comedy greatness!
Wow, thank you so much. That really is such a compliment and I appreciate the shout out. Five stars for this comment that's for sure! Thanks again and glad you found this special and liked it!
@@ThePaulSheffield Omg, it's amazing to see you on here, I'd love a show! I am so serious when I say, I just clicked on another of your specials, I think you were talking about your Jeep? 😮 and then I saw this! That's just perfect timing, lol! You're awesome! 👏👏👏
I appreciate the mysteries of comedy, have been told several times I should have persued comedy myself. Just knowing this makes me somewhat of an expert. And I would be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to concur with anyone who understands that this preternatural bowel stench anecdote is the epitome of fart humor over all time past present or future. Not just because it is true, but that there is NO WAY that this circle back around nature of the story line could ever be repeated. No, folks, not even over the future of eternity to come. This is a once in a lifetime world's greatest fart punk ever. EV-ER!!! And I personally hate fart jokes. But this, this my friends is fff-ART.
to call that bit fART may be the greatest compliment I have ever received. That was such a fun comment to read. I had no idea how it was going to end, and then...perfectly tied in. Incredible.
🎉this is julie i have ibs too ain't no picnic. Scary lol You had me with happy tears cuz you are real n humble too. Oh n funny yea can't 4get that!!😅😅!😅😅😅😅
Great special man, I’m proud to be your 836th subscriber. I’m sure you can hit a million in the near future 🤘🏼 I’m looking forward to watch your next specials in the next few years. Best of luck 🙏🏼
Fully entertained! ibs is a good starter condition to have- it prepares you for propper illness.i laugh in the face of My Crohns!im a lefty too cheers paul.funny guy
I have to say, some of the best comedy I have seen in awhile. You are not only funny, hands down, but also sexy as hell! Good luck bud, you are going places.
Funny Paul happened to mention Prius owner’s drinking non-alcoholic beer but it’s true. My landlord did AND he’d arbitrarily lock the laundry room, for no cause but a he could. Once he jumped into his green Prius ( aren’t most of them that color?)after interacting over said laundry area, dropped his glasses, I scooped them up. Later he asked about them ‘cause I was last to see him (and them). NOPE. I see nothing. I know nothing. Time to move…
yup, i would vote for him. i have ptsd and honestly, this is the first time i have literally laughed my ass off. it was at the end, the fart joke. i burped one time in a closed windowed car, after eating bread sticks dipped in spicy marinara from some food court. the two women in the car gasped as if i had inhaled all of the oxygen out of the car. this was a simple car with the roll down windows. i have never seen someone act like Speedy Gonzalez ... the mouse from Loony Toons, move so quickly. i guess i should have inserted one of those break glass in case of emergency devices or stickers ... they might have just head-butted it.
Had a prius and could fit 10' sticks of EMT in it along with my tools, pipe benders and wire. After the side job, I'd drink fireball shots on the way home.
your presentation was awesome!!! i think w/ the fart joke you could add ... i saw the elevator doors open and like a scene from the Exorcist, projectile vomit was spewing. depends on the crowd i guess. perhaps peeps dry-heaving as if they had just been hit w/ some tear gas. unsolicited advice, i know.
I was born a Sheffield and I’ve got a little redhead action going on naturally … I prefer my kind of spicy 🤓😇 I also made someone laugh so hard their face hurt because of my fart joke the other day 🍻 cheers 🍻
29:07 Paul: "I didn't bring a lot to this marriage, but I did bring a 25 pound beagle..." Me (an obsessed mother of 2 beagles): "That is the best thing someone can bring into a marriage and more than enough!!!" Paul: "...that's codependent and has to sleep in bed with us" I can 100% relate If you are still reading this comment, I am going to talk a bit about my pups, just because I can. We have had many beagles and currently have two, Joey and Chandler. We got Joey as a puppy and after going back and forth so many times over what to call him we decided on Joey as both a reference to Friends and a baby kangaroo because of his jumping and extreme energy. (Full name according to me: Joey Faf Colby Anderson) (Faf and Colby are short but fast SA rugby legends, and Anderson being our surname) Because I am a heavy sleeper I let him sleep in bed with me so that he could wake me if he needed to go outside during the night. As he grew a bit older, we bought him a doggy bed, but I missed him so I still let him sleep in the bed. A year or two later we adopted another male beagle, about 2 years older than Joey, named Cadey. We felt bad and immediately renamed him Chandler and he has loved and responded to it since day one. When we got him he was well trained to sleep on a dog bed, but I felt that it was unfair so I untrained/retrained him to sleep with me on my bed. Beagles are medium sized dogs and there is more than enough space for all three of us to sleep comfortably in my bed, yet somehow, they figured oit a way to sleep so that I need to contort my body to fit into the smallest spaces available on my bed. They are super loyal and loving dogs and incredibly intelligent. So intelligent that they have figured out that if they play the long game and act like they are the most dim witted creatures on earth they can get away with things because we will underestimate them, and they play the part to a tee. They also know they own the whole house and anytime they do anything wrong we will quickly forgive them because they are adorable! Side note: My brother and his wife got a golden retriever and despite my endless begging for them to call her Phoebe, they called her Chealsy. I have never met 3 animals that embody the characters Joey, Chandler and Phoebe so accurately. Thank you for reading my Ted talk 😂❤
Man! You’re good! Really good! 😂 😂 Count yourself a new fan! 😎 Also, you’re wife is a very lucky lady! 🫶🏼 Fart on! 💨 🤘🏼 Greetings from far away the Netherlands! 🇳🇱
No, I KNOW doctors work 12 hours a day. 12 hour and 10 hour shifts are the norm there with some working full 24 hour shifts at a time. My day job was literally staffing doctors and scheduling them out.
Why does he say that so many were “drug against your will”? Does he mean they appear drugged? Or that they were dragged there? Strange… not comedy though
I would go so far as to say- comedians do save lives. The saying goes “laughter is the best medicine” that doesn’t mean curing cancer. It means it makes life bearable so you can continue on. Without comedy or music, life would only be work and home.
It’s even better that’s that. Laughter fosters both mental health and physical health.
.. and Paul is filling prescriptions! ❤❤😂😂😂
Paul you're hilarious 😂
I watched some comedy specials had some laughs and continued to get sicker. I went to the hospital and the medicine they gave me seems to be helping me now.
It most definitely CAN cure cancer. Attitude is 90% of the healing process. If you don't think so, I'll bet you have multiple prescriptions and will forever.
This is undoubtedly the best comedy content❤❤❤
This guy was hilarious I was laughing the entire time.
Funny guy!!! Where have you been all my life...following and looking foward to more laughs!
It's half 3 in the morning and I have tears streaming down my face imagining the elevator scene. I really hope we get an update one day when your coworkers stumble across this video 😂. I really enjoyed this whole show. Hello from Scotland 👋🏻
😂hi this is Julie from the USA! yes this guy makes laughs without dirty language or perverted references. I Can dig it! Coming from a baby boomer!!
He is good 😂 thoroughly enjoyed it.
You should be at the top and you know it. I think you will become famous. You’re on a different level. Super funny but so clever and incisive. A real treat. Thank you. And I agree, your job is so important, especially these days. You truly matter and bring us the magic of laughter. Your job is indispensable. The population’s mental health is declining and you are helping us all keep our sanity. Respect.
Excellent act !!! Laughed out loud lots!
What a great show. Well done Paul
Never saw him before - but I will most definitely watch him again- he is hilarious 😂
Excellent show!!!😂
I was there! Paul killed it.
Paul, you're amazing! So, so funny, handsome, the way you talk about your wife a lot, speaks volumes of a great spouse that you have and are! You owned it, standing Ovation 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Also, I watch comedy A LOT! I'M A COMEDY CRITIC, JUST NOT PROFESSIONALLY, LOL! You're, I got deep into comedy( mostly Drybar), about 10 years ago, and YOU'RE THE FIRST AWESOME COMEDIAN, WITH NO CUSSING ETC.... AND ALSO THE FIRST TIME TO GIVE BACK TO THE AUDIENCE! I would've loved to have been there and gotten your album! I thought you were great! 5 stars everyone☆☆☆☆☆
Again, let's give it up for you!👏👏👏👏❤❤💯👍😂😂😂 Comedy greatness!
Wow, thank you so much. That really is such a compliment and I appreciate the shout out. Five stars for this comment that's for sure! Thanks again and glad you found this special and liked it!
@@ThePaulSheffield Omg, it's amazing to see you on here, I'd love a show! I am so serious when I say, I just clicked on another of your specials, I think you were talking about your Jeep? 😮 and then I saw this! That's just perfect timing, lol! You're awesome! 👏👏👏
I appreciate the mysteries of comedy, have been told several times I should have persued comedy myself. Just knowing this makes me somewhat of an expert. And I would be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to concur with anyone who understands that this preternatural bowel stench anecdote is the epitome of fart humor over all time past present or future. Not just because it is true, but that there is NO WAY that this circle back around nature of the story line could ever be repeated. No, folks, not even over the future of eternity to come. This is a once in a lifetime world's greatest fart punk ever. EV-ER!!! And I personally hate fart jokes. But this, this my friends is fff-ART.
to call that bit fART may be the greatest compliment I have ever received. That was such a fun comment to read. I had no idea how it was going to end, and then...perfectly tied in. Incredible.
🎉this is julie i have ibs too ain't no picnic. Scary lol You had me with happy tears cuz you are real n humble too. Oh n funny yea can't 4get that!!😅😅!😅😅😅😅
thank you and I'm so sorry! I feel your pain, I promise.
Great special man, I’m proud to be your 836th subscriber. I’m sure you can hit a million in the near future 🤘🏼 I’m looking forward to watch your next specials in the next few years. Best of luck 🙏🏼
Thanks so much! Already working on the next one.
Fully entertained!
ibs is a good starter condition to have- it prepares you for propper illness.i laugh in the face of My Crohns!im a lefty too
cheers paul.funny guy
I completely agree with the Halloween bit. I would vote for him
❤😂 new fan much love my cheeks hurt what a feeling lol
Paul you should do a T-shirt that says " In my mind a Mug would have been Better "
First of all, promoted. Second of all, then I'd sell more t-shirts than mugs and my wife would be right. I can't allow that to happen. Ever.
What about a mug that says "at least I'm not a T Shirt" 😋
I would be another LOST SOUL if I didn't have my MUSIC and COMEDY..
I don't usually press the like button on any video.This was awesome!
I tell you what, I'll give you a like right back. I appreciate it.
A very funny guy I enjoyed the show 😊😂
I have to say, some of the best comedy I have seen in awhile. You are not only funny, hands down, but also sexy as hell! Good luck bud, you are going places.
Funny Paul happened to mention Prius owner’s drinking non-alcoholic beer but it’s true. My landlord did AND he’d arbitrarily lock the laundry room, for no cause but a he could. Once he jumped into his green Prius ( aren’t most of them that color?)after interacting over said laundry area, dropped his glasses, I scooped them up. Later he asked about them ‘cause I was last to see him (and them). NOPE. I see nothing. I know nothing. Time to move…
Great set!
I simply LOVE a good fart joke! 😂
I learned the absolute most I ever knew about the tiger King just this second. BIZARRE!!
Brilliant!
Great show! 🎉gonna watch the one from two yrs ago now lol
Well there are 4 full specials on here so you're going to watch a reverse progression unlike any other. Enjoy!
Are you coming to Denver? Would love to see you live. Great set.
yup, i would vote for him.
i have ptsd and honestly, this is the first time i have literally laughed my ass off. it was at the end, the fart joke. i burped one time in a closed windowed car, after eating bread sticks dipped in spicy marinara from some food court. the two women in the car gasped as if i had inhaled all of the oxygen out of the car. this was a simple car with the roll down windows. i have never seen someone act like Speedy Gonzalez ... the mouse from Loony Toons, move so quickly. i guess i should have inserted one of those break glass in case of emergency devices or stickers ... they might have just head-butted it.
31:02 pets do talk you just have have an active imagination ＼(^o^)／
In my mind this was KILLERRRRR💯🫡
Had a prius and could fit 10' sticks of EMT in it along with my tools, pipe benders and wire. After the side job, I'd drink fireball shots on the way home.
Make my day 😂 thank you
your presentation was awesome!!! i think w/ the fart joke you could add ... i saw the elevator doors open and like a scene from the Exorcist, projectile vomit was spewing. depends on the crowd i guess. perhaps peeps dry-heaving as if they had just been hit w/ some tear gas. unsolicited advice, i know.
The dead animal bit😂🤣😂
Greek grandma is awesome!
Paul, I’m feeling called out with my 4 kids, vasectomy, and Prius. Are you trying to say something?
As long as you aren't putting back Odouls I think you're avoiding the true stereotype. You're in the clear.
Funny about the prius..... My son had a 2013 Prius and totaled it, and got about 7500 for it. And that was just a few months ago.
Patiently waiting for the elevator co-workers.....
You called it
Who's going low & who's going high while the middle class "the muscle" slides rite through
parked here with you
The shirt should say 'well in my mind, people like shirts'.
Love u Paul absolutely pay the teachers a decent salary come on already!
Awesome
31:00 ... yo... 😂😂😂
Tiger king was my homie from chino high school
I was born a Sheffield and I’ve got a little redhead action going on naturally … I prefer my kind of spicy 🤓😇 I also made someone laugh so hard their face hurt because of my fart joke the other day 🍻 cheers 🍻
When Costco first opened muffins where in cardboard with heat shrink wrap. Years later plastic .
Hilarious 😂
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29:07
Paul: "I didn't bring a lot to this marriage, but I did bring a 25 pound beagle..."
Me (an obsessed mother of 2 beagles): "That is the best thing someone can bring into a marriage and more than enough!!!"
Paul: "...that's codependent and has to sleep in bed with us"
I can 100% relate
If you are still reading this comment, I am going to talk a bit about my pups, just because I can.
We have had many beagles and currently have two, Joey and Chandler.
We got Joey as a puppy and after going back and forth so many times over what to call him we decided on Joey as both a reference to Friends and a baby kangaroo because of his jumping and extreme energy. (Full name according to me: Joey Faf Colby Anderson) (Faf and Colby are short but fast SA rugby legends, and Anderson being our surname)
Because I am a heavy sleeper I let him sleep in bed with me so that he could wake me if he needed to go outside during the night. As he grew a bit older, we bought him a doggy bed, but I missed him so I still let him sleep in the bed.
A year or two later we adopted another male beagle, about 2 years older than Joey, named Cadey. We felt bad and immediately renamed him Chandler and he has loved and responded to it since day one.
When we got him he was well trained to sleep on a dog bed, but I felt that it was unfair so I untrained/retrained him to sleep with me on my bed. Beagles are medium sized dogs and there is more than enough space for all three of us to sleep comfortably in my bed, yet somehow, they figured oit a way to sleep so that I need to contort my body to fit into the smallest spaces available on my bed.
They are super loyal and loving dogs and incredibly intelligent. So intelligent that they have figured out that if they play the long game and act like they are the most dim witted creatures on earth they can get away with things because we will underestimate them, and they play the part to a tee. They also know they own the whole house and anytime they do anything wrong we will quickly forgive them because they are adorable!
Side note: My brother and his wife got a golden retriever and despite my endless begging for them to call her Phoebe, they called her Chealsy.
I have never met 3 animals that embody the characters Joey, Chandler and Phoebe so accurately.
Thank you for reading my Ted talk 😂❤
I just scrolled passed your long story but am surprised that you made it to 29 minutes 😂
Ohh I like him
Down with intros!
Don't hate the intros. Embrace the intros. Love the intros.
@ThePaulSheffield shhh last time I got the artist to reply to me. Lol ;)
AND Tiger King's husbands were gorgeous!
I feel the audience laughs easily. Or i'm down today
Man! You’re good! Really good! 😂 😂
Count yourself a new fan! 😎
Also, you’re wife is a very lucky lady! 🫶🏼
Fart on! 💨 🤘🏼
Greetings from far away the Netherlands! 🇳🇱
Oh thank you so much! One day I'm going to get to the Netherlands to perform.
He reminds me of Nick Miller
😂😂😂😂😂💥
I'm thinking that the audience laughter must be a recording from someone else's comedy special. This guy no funny long time.
Does he really think doctors work 12 hours a day?
No, I KNOW doctors work 12 hours a day. 12 hour and 10 hour shifts are the norm there with some working full 24 hour shifts at a time. My day job was literally staffing doctors and scheduling them out.
Humor is good, English is great…but no form of “drug” is ever the past tense for “drag”
Wrong administration lmao unless this is old
Congrats on getting married, Paul. How big a factor was your jeep in getting you toe deep in women?
Great call back. It was instrumental beyond words.
Why does he say that so many were “drug against your will”? Does he mean they appear drugged? Or that they were dragged there? Strange… not comedy though
5.mins in and no laugh. Thanks anyways
Sadly, agreed. 1 smirk at 13:20, ditching at 14 min. Sigh 😴 Maybe "you had to be there".
Soft
This guy is absolutely not funny at all
Absolutely? Like, no wiggle room at all?
Haha