ASMR Russian Gangster Rescues & Protects You (Personal Attention, Cleaning, Russian Accent)
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2020
- #asmr
Part One: • Gangster Patches You U...
Dimi is back, and he means business. He let you down, and this time the friendly Russian gangster is going to explain to you why he decided not to kill you, and just why you’re so special.
This ASMR experience has a lot of personal attention and soft spoken Russian accent, with an initial club-next-door sound and people chatting. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids. - Навчання та стиль
This russian gangster really needs to leave his life of crime and pursue a career as a nurse already
just such a lollipop isn't he
@@catpathcottage2995 what?
Well he didn't clean his knife so....I'm not sure about that. 😅
He didn't choose the nurse life. The nurse life chose him.
Crime pays more, I worked in healthcare, you should probably donate cash since this IS for charity, sit down, have a smoke.
Jim: *speaks Russian*
*Me, not having any idea what he's saying:* "Sure."
He says "It's ok".
it's fine we can trust him anyway right
Ollie Hernandez 😂😂😂
Da
Надеюсь, что ты загуглишь эту фразу, поскольку это ОЧЕНЬ важно. 🌚
When he said “This will hurt,” and then came at me with a knife I was like what the hell what the hell whatthehellwhATHEHELL
DJAKSJKAJAJSKKK
I'm sorry, but it sounded like he just ripped a tooth out through my ears, and that sound will haunt me for the rest of my life.
I was like whatthehelll the whole time
I actually physically felt pain at that moment hahaha
4:20
Jim: "Little one"
Me: "..."
Jim: "Don't-"
Me: "DadDY?"
Jim: "DO I LOOK LIKE-"
Oof 😂
Same xD
Да😂
Lmao
Me xD
I find this accent really soothing, despite the fact that the character it belongs to can probably kill a man with a ballpoint pen 300+ different ways.
Well, now I’m having an I AM BORIS, I AM INVINCIBLE moment
Okay now I'm reminded of. Ilya Kulik from The Man from UNCLE with that accent.
"I killed a man...with dis thumb" 👍🏼 lol
I also smashed that like button too cause this video was fantastic! 🖤✌🏼
I mean, it kinda comforts me that if he wanted to kill me i would be dead already so i'm probably as safe as i can be.
BlurryKnight78 OMG I understood that reference!!
Despite the character being a gangster, he's actually quite lovable. And the paper trick made me sleepy for real.
Same. I now use it every time I want to sleep
❤️
NO CHANCE I READ THIS AS "Despite the character being Russian, he's actually pretty okay" IM CRYING
“This is my place..”
me: “oh well it’s nice. I mean everything’s blurry and blue but I assume those paintings back there are nice-“
Dude you're cool beyond this world's capacity to handle.
This is factually correct
Zero lies detected.
Facts
📠
wow who knew crossed arms could be so attractive.
oh no I have fallen in love with another character noooooooo
Ohh nooooo -me after falling in love with this character and totally saw this coming because its jim we're talking about here
Mama I'm in love with a criminaaaal
@@IsabelRodriguez-gb7tu I was beaten to it. But I LOVE HIIIM
I think I fell in love with him lol
I know it’s a lot
The hair
The bod
When you’re staring at a DIMI-God
You sir or madam, which ever the case may be, have won the internet for today, congratulations!
Tell me I'm not the only one who read this singing
BAHAHAHA
@@Beckylynne273 same here
What can i say except you're welcome
Once again Jim has reawakened my daddy issues 😭
he just makes my daddy issues go "Well hello there sir" and I can't stop it
I feel that shit
It do be like that sometimes buddy 😔
Honestly 😂 The Vampire’s Embrace had me feeling the same type of way.
well, I'm Russian, and I must say that I definetely need that gangster
Let's smuggle him to Russia then! :D
@@Fungus_Pilot All right, I'm on it ;D sooo, what's the plan?
@@WillBePopular oh noooo he'll know about it if we discuss it here :3
Agree, I’ll help you with that, *wink* *wink*
Same, sis!
"Little one" well, I have never felt so short at 5'2"
5'10" here and yeah feels good
@@franz3810 lol, right? I'm 5'9" and it's rare for me to feel small
Just 5ft so I feel small compared to most adults.
5ft over here XD
You all are taller than me
I'm 4"11'
As someone who is part russian I really apreceate the cute little pet names you called us :)
Also feels relatable that Dimi has crappy neighbors like I do.
The light color is great. And the story is interesting, and so twisted. The ending felt very intimate and lovely.
Please please please, can you tell me the proper spelling for the pet name and what it means? Because dear Lord, I love it so much I need to understand.
Erin Randall маленький? Mahlenkii , we call someone who is younger or just cute
Julie Thank you!!! 🖤
Erin Randall you’re welcome😉
When Dimi said “Da, da- da.” I felt that. 😞
I love the fact that you say "little one" instead of assigning a certain gender and going with it, because I see a lot of these that immediately go to a female listener and it kinda bums me out (being a male listener) and I really appreciate your effort to make everyone feel included and it makes my day every time I watch your videos ☺
I wonder if “we” are his child. It would be a big coincidence but also makes sense? I love the parental vibe going on. Very well done. Looking forward to part three.
I’m so on board with this theory! Due to lack of paternal presence this really is sooo soothing after a rough day of existing
I reaaaaallly hope not!
If so, with the thoughts I’ve had, I need a good therapist. 🤭🤫
@@sharynwithawhy1851 same, lol
@@sharynwithawhy1851 Oh no
I heard him say around 7:35 moi malenki, translating to my little one, which makes me believe that we are his child. Look at the way he cares for us, that’s gotta mean something.
I love Dimi! He’s so fatherly, sincere, and kindhearted; it’s hard to believe he’s a gangster! I can’t watch part one without falling asleep, so I had to watch this during the day. Hopefully we’ll get a feature length like the knight series! Much love ❤️ ❤️🥰
HOW ARE YOU A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON EACH VIDEO
As a russian,I can confirm that your accent is perfect.
"It's ok" = "Всё хорошо", "Всё в порядке", "Всё нормально" ;)
What's hotter than English accent? Russian accent.
Russian for me
@@reaganr.6935 yes comrade
Oh, really??
I always thought the Russian accent scared people...
(I'm Russian)
@@yourproperty4713 no I love there accents 😊
@@reaganr.6935 so glad to hear it~😄
Where are you from?)
Well the ticking package that shouldn't have been there among my things makes sense now. Go backpacking they said. It'll be fun they said. Visit your Babushka they said.
This style of moustache really suits you, Jim 😭😭😭 you have this Sirius Black / Gary Oldman vibe and I just can't pinpoint why but oh my words, you're amazing. 👌👌👌💜💜💜
oh totally Gary Oldman
Have you seen his Sirius Black ASMR???
And Adam Driver 😍😍😍
So, I’m Russian, watching video about Russian, but can’t donate because live in Russia... 🤔 OKAY UA-cam
Присоединяйтесь к нашему уютному коммьюнити на патреоне, всего один доллар в месяц😊
@@Mirrima , уже присоединилась. А на Ютубе в обход донатить как-то можно? Через VPN ?
@@Cat58160 не знаю, но на патреоне можно установить свою собственную ставку доната
@@Mirrima
Okay. So please help the rest of us out: what does "blyat" mean, and why would we most likely be killed if we said this? (It is in the comment after this, I'm pretty sure.)
@@springranch1384 blyat is a swear word, means "wh*re", but Idk what you're talking about killing
Прежде чем вырубиться от этого классного видео, напишу, что "малыш" могло бы звучать чуть круче "маленького", хотя и добавило бы лишнего подтекста, возможно
You'd be great doing an ASMR of a John Wick assassin type rescuing someone from sophisticated and dangerous criminals of the underworld. :)
J Smith I VOTE WHOLEHEARTEDLY FOR THIS. ID DIE HAPPY.
yes yes John Wick!
J Smith I just suggested he do John Wick and Johnny Depp’s Icabod Crane the other day. If you join Jim’s Patreon for a buck a month you can join a great discord with a dedicated video-suggestions channel . 😋
John Wick please!
@@fionamorris9634 I'll look into that and thanks for the suggestion. :)
who else gets so caught up in the acting that they forget to fall asleep? like not only jim’s (amazing) acting but where you find yourself acting in response and then it’s like “oh the video’s over?” i love this character though. the accent, getting called “little one” in russian ... i think we’re meant to be the gangster’s kid. really hope it becomes a conclusion series like “your knight asmr” i really enjoy this channel ^^
Oh I'm so glad to see Dimi again! Russian is such a beautiful language...mysterious, sensual, yet powerful. I love listening to it.
Despite having a tracking device cut out of my head, this was a very relaxing rescue. I don't get to feel safe or protected in real life anymore. I grow weary of having to be strong and in control all the time. This was a nice escape. Thank you.
So now I'm curious who we will stay with. Another great collaboration in the future? Looking forward to further explanation of this power, too. Great job👍☺
Me too
I’ve watched this more times than I care to admit. I think it’s not just the “personal attention” aspect that is so soothing but also someone apologizing for a mistake and taking responsibility.
Jim: Little one
Me at 6'0: Yes I am smoll
Damn the thumbnail is the epitome of perfection. (and I rly have to stop falling for fictional characters😣)
for anyone wondering about the russian parts, here is a transcript+translation...accuracy not guaranteed ;)
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00:17 eto horosho, da da (it's all good, yes yes)
00:42 malenkyi (little one)
00:53 eta ya, Dimi, da (it's me, dimi, yes)
01:10 pozhaluysta (you're welcome)
02:30 ty ponimayesh? (do you understand?)
05:37 kurit (he smokes)
07:35 moy malenkyi (my little one)
11:11 otdykhat (to rest)
11:50 mozhet byt (maybe)
This deserves a WAY more likes.
so is he talking to a guy? since I know Moy it's used for a man, and moya for a woman. And just asking for curiosity, bc I'm trying to learn Russian
You did a great job with the translation!👌🏻 I'm Russian 😉
@Fran R sounds like it... It's kinda difficult to avoid pointing out the gender of a listener in Russian, even native speakers either use the male gender or just "talk politely - in fact i guess using the plural/polite pronoun "вы" is the only way to include all genders 💁🏻♀️
This is awesome, thanks for this!
Of all his asmrs I love the ones where he’s either doing something weird or the ones where The viewer is his little one he takes care of and calms down.
Makes my anxiety shut up right fcking
quick and makes for good relaxation!
I've been listening to this a lot lately to sleep (I have autism, and tend to need something to listen to in order to get to sleep). I think the repeated mentions of being safe are one of the reasons. Our minds tend to be overloaded, and keep us awake, partly to keep us safe. I think it must help by telling my brain that it's safe, and that it can relax a bit. The sound and colours also helps, as does the simple but interesting story. Sleep has always been extremely challenging for me, and while it still is at least this makes it a bit less overwhelming and anxiety inducing. So, thank you so much
Dimi in the first video: this is gonna hurt lmao I make no apologies
Dimi in the second video: :((( I must hurt you and I am sorry :( it's for your own good I promise
see that? growth
Jim, how are you just unreasonably attractive? Did you make a deal at a crossroads or something? Was one of the fae involved? Because this is just unfair to the rest of us.
Right?
Jim is married, and I hope his spouse can appreciate how thirsty the comment section gets. 🤣 That being said, the bedroom role playing with this man would be NEXT LEVEL. 😩
@@mistiwalker4223 Well, your comment is a hell of a lot thirstier than mine, lol
Heck yeah girl, I’m here for it 😂😂😂
Well now you two got me thinking...🤔😜 I need a cigarette.
Jim's boutta make me act up with these russian gangsta videos
I love the ASMR but I'm always impressed with how far you get into these characters. It's really beautiful, man. 💜
You should do a video where you pretend to be stuck inside a nutshell called ASMR in a nutshell.
😂
I second this!😂
Hot damn
Hahaha yes
I third this!
Loved this!! That inner girl in all of us who just wants to be rescued or swept off our feet, was brought out of hiding. You nailed this!
as a russian I really appreciate your work with an accent and some russian phrases. good job! and the whole video... that's something really special. thank you so much, it was literally the best 18 minutes of this day for me :)
(господи, мне как будто снова 6, а по телеку идет "бандитский петербург" 😭)
I knew I’d lose that gun from the moment you handed it to me. I’m just glad I didn’t lose the other eye too.
Also, are we Dimi’s lost child?
The Druid Barbarian I’m on board with this theory!!!
OH SHIT WHAT IF WE ARE
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of that... definitely wouldn't be opposed to russian gangster dad
Even if we aren’t, I’m so down for an official unofficial adoption.
I heard him say around 7:35 “moi malenki” which translates to “my little one” which makes me believe that we are his child. Look at the way he cares for us, opens up to us, and protects us. That’s gotta mean something. I’m definitely on board with this theory.
Ухх, мне не хорошо.) Какой успокаивающий голос, прекрасный тембр и запись звука. Это искусство.
I've got goosebumps with every word and sound. Love your voice. Huh, I felt like I'm going to sleep in 30 sec. Now, I understand that ASMR could be an art.
Okay, so, Wild speculation: one, Dimi is gifted as well, but keeps his abilities in check, either because he’s got more experience or someone has his abilities locked down, but that’s how he recognizes the viewer. Two, his lost child was also gifted, and he had to give them to the program (he sounds like he believes or once believed in socialism, though he’s got reason to be very bitter). Something went wrong and his child is either dead, in someone’s control, or the “friend” that will be looking after you for a while.
Wild speculation, but I can’t stop watching this video, the world is so rich.
Maybe “we” are the mentioned child.
Kids Standley aaaaah you’re making me all teary eyed!
I'm russian, and you know what? It makes me scream because of your awesomeness 💜
My dude, its interesting.
My wife and I watch you for totally different reasons.
She's enamored with your acting abilities and finds you attractive
I am enamored with your acting abilities and enjoy the platonic male intimacy that is most male ASMR channels
Btw not jealous of you, I'm the one married to her after all ^_^
This was the most wholesome thing I’ve ever read
Same except the wife part
Now that's what I call a good married couple
Good for both of you.
(^w^)
@Cyrxn you make me sad, I hope thats not how you really feel or I'd pity any children you may have for having such a close-minded father. I can be secure in my masculinity without keeping my wife from admiring people she will never meet.
@Cyrxn I don't need to check my woman.
Or my other woman for that matter.
They tend to check eachother
Poly, when its done right, is a perfectly equitable agreement that minimizes the possibility of cheating and maximizes communication skills.
I don't know man...I don't think I trust him. I think in a past life I must have been betrayed by a Welshman.
Okay but the fact that he's calling us "Little one" absolutely makes me smile and giggle and melt all at the same time and I have no idea why. It's just.. perfect.
Also, totally not making him a comfort character 👀
I wouldn't get too attached 😭😭 (made that mistake)
@@chaoticspaz7887 oh yeah, I know, had my heart ripped to shreds when Matt was shot.
I would love to see more videos with this character!
Yes! 🙏
Same. Dimi is now right up there with Joe (my favorite), tbh.
Both are, just, *fascinating* and cool characters, acted in a way so natural as to seem effortless.
Hello! I'm a Russian speaking person that got bored and decided to translate any russian in this video that wasent already obvious. It's 4 in the morning as I'm writing this👍 0:53 - it's me, Demi
4:20 - little one
5:36 - smoke
11:50 - could be
17:12 - let's go
There was more Russian but it was so obvious what he was saying that I didn't even bother. Hope it helps👍
Damn that paper thing really worked on me, guess I'm a baby 😂 so happy to see more Dimi!
Being called “little one” make me feel some typa way
Some of y'all ASMRtists need to be in films or something cause y'all definitely act better than some of the stars in Hollywood lol
Absolutely loved this, simply fantastic. keep up the great work! 🖤✌🏼
So agree..if you havent already checked out River [asmr] I highly recommend! His acting skills are so entertaining..
и лучше многих российских актёров :D
@@NecroSluzz кринжовенький
It was completely impossible to watch this all the way through in one go. The ‘baby thing’ was so soothing I kept passing out. 😂 I am very conflicted by the way you cut out my tracker though.😳 I’m loving me some Dimi and hoping to see him again very soon. Wonderful as always my friend.☺️
I love that it's an extrasensory meridian response... activated by a video. so meta
I Like to sometimes think we are just some innocent and fragile person with a lot of mental damage and possible Age Regression Dimi randomly found, found out we were being hunted, and decided "Fuck It, I Claim This Now."
then i remember the actual story and i love him more-
I feel all tingly and calm but also like a F***ING BADASS it's very confusing
Me too
I have a strong urge to start a novel I'll never finish about a Russian mob enforcer who becomes a guardian angel for a mark he was supposed to kill
"аааааааааааааааааааа" я в восторге, очень неожиданно и очень приятно слышать от вас русскую речь , большое спасибо!
Посмотрите еще у Джима видео Kiss a cat и с Распутиным, там много русской речи)))
@@Mirrima с Распутиным видел, дааа, топ, а вот первое посмотрю, спасибо👍
@@user-kultuzer там вообще огонь, еще и почерк))
@@Mirrima почерк просто бомба, даа😂
It feels so good when you say Malenkyi because my name is Malena and my sister used to call me that when I was little.. It feels heartwarming and safe.. But your acting skills are so extreme that I cried when you said you were actually supposed to kill me and I honestly was afraid of you at the beginning of the video.. asmr is not new to me but this concept is truly... weird and amazing at the same time ☺️
Me:-УРА ДИМА!!!
Dimi:-Da eto ya 😔
Me:-О нет, я что опять ранена.........?
As soon as you started with the paper, I legit started to nod off
Love that we have a part two, i was wondering if we would see Dimi again
This is the only man that I can look in the eyes.I feel safe looking him in the eyes.
i can’t decide if i want you to knock my lights out or gently cradle me in your arms and it’s slightly upsetting. amazing as always
Yay, Russian accent! ^_^ I'm beginning to like this character, get really strong big brother vibes from him, and he also reminds me of how I used to imagine Sirius Black before I got to watch The Prisoner of Azkaban. Thank you, Jim! Спасибо, Димыч!))
I can't even watch this as ASMR, it's too interesting, i'm too invested omf
I could get used to being called маленький. :)
Good work on this. It's wonderful.
16:00 I’m baby? 🥺
I’m so excited that he decided to continue this!
Why am I actually getting invested in this storyline
You’re so freaking talented!!! When I watch your videos, I’m always so taken back and just amazed. More people need to be blessed with your content. 💕✨
I had a health scare yesterday and got very emotional, and the thing that calmed me the most was imagining Dimi telling me I'm safe. So thank you (also in general, you're very good at making me (and probably a lot of other people) feel safe, protected, and cared for)
Hey Jim, I just want to say that rn, I have a hot water bottle for my horrid cramps and I’m listening to you in bed , and I swear that my cramps melt away at the sound of your voice. Thank you so much for being on this earth ❤❤❤
*Video starts*
me:
Jim: *breaths*
Me: *INTENSIFIES BREATHING*
How how HOWWWWW IS THIS SO COMFORTING leave it you, Jim, to create sweetness and safety within a storyline that involves kidnapping for brain bits 🖤
You should continue on this storyline it’s one of my favorites. I’ve watched this like 30 times now and I still love it 😊😂
Congratulations! Your video earned a spot in my "Lol im lonely" playlist!
Ahhhhhh, the murderous gangster with a heart of gold is back. 10/10 would kill and die for Dimi! 🥰🥰🥰
Edit; after watching more, I'm getting major Germain the Duke vibes off Dimi with his talk about "my power" ❤❤
honestly I fell in love with your channel, I'm so happy I found it. you've got such a soothing sounding voice and your characters are so different and unique to anything else out there!
Alternate title: Sad Russian Man Adopts You
I really liked the story and the ending. The character is very attractive and hot. I look forward to continuing this story!
This channel never fails to make me smile
Every girl needs a boyfriend like this ❤️😍❤️
I love the storyline behind this one. It's really interesting imagining having these powers, how you must have been treated, being rescued, what your life might be like in the future etc. A strong and interesting story adds so much. Thank you very much
I wasn't a fan of ASMRs until I found your videos. Now, I can't stop watching them.
please, can you do another video with dimi? I love the fatherly relationship and he makes me feel safe.
Russian Ganster: Do you know, in my hometown, we have a way to have people go to sleep.
Me: I can think of a few ways.
Russian Ganster: If the baby is too noisy or cannot sleep?
Me: You hit him with your gun?
In the captions says 'blankie' instead of 'Malinke' so cute. 💖
I will definitely need to protect you, I mean at least next time give me a sedative or something before you open my scalp and please disinfect the knife after, you should know better. 😁
In a 'serious' I have said it before and It will get old but I don't care. You are a very gifted storyteller, I was making up scenes/images of what I thought it was going on, even for Malinke, I think this is what the Netflix movie 'Extraction' needed when it came to character building.
I really like the stories where the antihero or an important character ends up doing something messed up/dark, but I have too admit I'm a sucker for stories where the antihero ends up doing a good deed.
I love the 1st part and I can't gave enough of this 2nd part, from beginning to end I felt so warm and fuzzy, but a part of me will wonder if he's protecting her because he actually cares for her.....for 'reasons' or just because he just wants to use her for his own sake? I want to know more about his background, maybe on the next I guess?
No don't hit it with a gun.... give it vodka
*Almost every girl's hidden secret fantasy*
I LOVE how you've tied this in with your ESMR series! Your narratives are just incredible, Jim.
..and I know its wrong in all sorts of ways.. but love it when you smoke a cigarette. . ♡
Amazing video Jim!! I would love some more videos with this character, he's my favourite!
A couple of video ideas I had for Dimi:
- Dimi comforting us after we wake up from a nightmare
- Maybe us practicing/training our "extra sensory meridian response" with you as our subject, it might work well with some cool effects of us "hearing" your thoughts?
- Any other medical-ish scenarios like Dimi checking us for a concussion, I'll never get tired of being patched up by you!
Just some ideas, really I'd love to watch any scenario with Dimi!
Thank you so much for the videos you create, they are truly appreciated ❤️
I have covid 19 and I appreciate what your doing and the hard work that you put into theses video's. I love them. They have really helped me while I am going through this.
Thank you Jim SO MUCH, for making such relaxing, amazing and original content!! Almost every night before I go to bed I look up if you by any chance have uploaded anything new, and I'm NEVER disappointed when I do find something! Your acting skills are ON POINT !! Much love and keep up the marvelous content!!!
I discovered your channel like a few nights ago and I just can't stop watching your videos...especially this one 👍❤
THIS SHIT GOT ME KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING FOR WHAT 😭
Please sammeeee he is soooo 🤭🤭
Absolutely love this series please keep them coming
Amazing as always. Love love love the angles and lighting; because story telling isn’t always dialogue. 💕🙏🏻
i loved the lighting and colours in this! so soothing ahhh