Gangster Patches You Up ASMR (Eastern European Accent, Personal Attention)
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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You have awoken with no recollection of what has happened. An armed criminal with an unplaceable accent stands before you, and tries to patch you up. This ASMR video includes close up personal attention and medical treatment. Enjoy!
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When the sirens went past “why the police are looking for you” that was either good quick thinking or perfectly timed
I thought the sound was edited.
Priscilla C. Deaky it could have been done in post. But has he ever done that before? If not, then I think it was just great timing and good impromptu on his part.
im sure hell never tell :)
Thats UK police sirens so quick thinking.
@@cyana5867😮
That sigh of disgust when he realizes we only speak English? I felt that.
english-only speakers are *also* disgusted by the fact we only speak english 😂
„ah, stupid American again...“
Felt that in my soul.
As an American how do Europeans learn so many languages?
@@Jordan64852 Well Portuguese people learn by immigration and traveling. I was born in California and with 6 years old I already knew two languages. I taught myself how to write in English as a teen by listening to music and writing down the lyrics. As a teacher I can only say that in public schools or state schools(whatever you call it) kids can learn up to two languages if they are willing to( I didn't had the will power to learn French). I love Spain and I wish I could go there more often so I can practice because I already understand and read Castellano (the official language known by Spanish). But Portugal is a poor country and we welcome a lot of cultures so it's convenient that we know more than one language.
me: *exists*
jim: sighs in deep disappointment
Mood?
Reminds me of home
Sounds like my dad.
@@kriegsman7585 Lots of love to you.
@@stumorningstar5170 And you.
*gets patched up by Eastern European gangster*
*Squidward voice* OH NO HE'S HOOOOOOT.
Wrap it up, guys. This is the best comment on here.
Hahahahahaha shmood
HAHAHA
I almost screamed I laughed so hard.... it is 2AM. This is the most perfect comment on the planet.
This is me on sooooooo many levels 😅😂
"If you disagree, I leave here unhappy, and you do not breathe."
OH.
xD
Well I don’t want to breathe, but I don’t want you to be unhappy so we’ve got a bit of a problem herw
*thats what i was saying* Iike OH o//o
Timestamp??
@@animelover330620:20 -ish
this dude has a special talent:
the talent of making me feel safe AND in danger at the same time!
I know, right?!? 🤷🏻♀️💙💙💙
Like old horror movie
…AND aroused! 🍆
You know its a good asmr when it starts with "My boss wants you dead but I don't"
Ok Virgil, you do you.
V I R G I L
@@ravenyoucallliv2474 hello....
I'm a Russian ganster, yes, that doesn't mean I can't boop your nose //boops.
Only the best gangsters boop noses
Is it weird that I instinctively booped his nose back?
Robus WhiteWolf samee
This comment has me seriously laughing out loud! I never even watched the video, just listened to it. I had to go back and see this part and now I can't help but giggle.
QwQ I feel bwessed UwU
“You’re more valuable alive.”
_wordlessly points to my medic alert bracelet that reads Just Throw me in the Trash_
Quick plug: I got my bracelet from an Etsy store called My Identity Doctor. They have lots of colours and styles, will engrave just about anything you ask for, and I got my bracket really quickly.
Literally me, heart condition, eds, just yeet me already
Oof same, I have so many things wrong with me that I am fully ready to be yeeted
Amy I feel you.
AAAAAAAHHHH *awful bird noises* AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gun safety tip: never point your gun at things you aren't willing to lose.
Assuming it's a real gun
@@jayhollows5729 haha, I'm joking
@@gabyflores9412 poes law
Jade Holloway Look closer-that is a real handgun.
@@divaofdoom878 there are replicas that look realistic. But saying "look at it closer" doesn't make it a real gun. It doesn't even sound like one when he racks it
*Top 3 techniques used by Jim to enrapture the audience*
1: Crotch cam for 2 minutes
2: Alluring voice with accent
3: Dubious amounts of leather and black coloured clothing.
Jokes aside, I love the video! You always do so well and the ASMR really helps me to relax, thanks!
-D e a r - D a r k -D i l e m m a- Haha! I had these same thoughts 🙈
Crotch cam
I'm dying lol!
Wonder how much crotch cam actually needed editing for this 🤣
I am duly ENRAPTURED.
Honestly it's the leather that gets me
‘I need to cauterise your wound” as you light a cigarette. Jesus Christ is this healthcare the Russian way? I love everything about this Jim, especially your ability to delight and terrify me simultaneously.
fire is the safet thing, it seals the wound!
Naaah, actually, we just cover everything with scalding green liquid named zelyonka:D
This is definitely russian medicine 😉
Fran R I forgot the 😂😂😂😊
Cauterization with cigarettes is more of the Tibetan or BDSM style. Zelyonka forever! It is a dilute alcoholic solution of brilliant green is sold as a topical antiseptic, also known under a Latin name Solutio Viridis nitentis spirituosa. But! We also use plantain to cover everything.
I don’t know what my brain was doing, but when Jim asked, “Duetsche?” I responded, “Nein” and when he asked, “English?” I enthusiastically responded, “Oui!”
I can’t stop laughing...I just don’t know!
H Nywening I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think we may share a brain. The same thing happened to me.
I think we've been sharing a brain cell, cause I did the same thing 😂
@@nowellahhh the multilingual struggle
@@nowellahhh, what other strange things has our mutual brain done? I'd love to know, because I often get much joy out of discovering what my brain does.
@Christlyeb V I do this sometimes since I know a little bit of Russian and German (basic words), I'm currently taking French, and I know Spanish and English. There are times I go from english to spanish, throw in some French and sprinkle on the few words of Russian and German I know
my attraction to people who are physically and mentally capable of ending my life is... alarming at best
“am i horny or am i in an episode?” - the eternally unanswered question.
ツjasmin as a...multiple traumatic events...survivor, I can definitely relate. It’s very strange how the brain makes us enjoy the things that hurt us?
GangMyNameIsElleAndMyCatIsBellaGang it’s like our brains spontaneously picked a coping mechanism for us
miamormoncheri i wish things were like the movies 😞
The grumpy one is soft for the smol one ❤
The Dimi is soft for the audience.
I have the same problem and my husband calls it Scaroused
Guy speaking foreign language:
My years of work on duolingo: **taught me nothing**
Me: what the heck I still don’t understand what he’s saying
Honestly, I'm Russian-speaking and I don't understand most words he says
Also I kinda had duolingo flashback reading this comment, I wonder how are my lessons lol
My brothers were adopted from Russia and I understood a surprising amount of what he was saying 😄
@@TarTelperienNumenor thats honestly rly cool
@@anna84259 я отлично понимаю что он говорит в видео, но вот комментарии...
Dimi is the reason I got into duolingo and started learning Russian. 😂
9:06
I have no idea why but when he pulled the bandage away from the screen and said that little "Hello." I couldn't help but giggle and smile.
My submissive ass obeyed to open your mouth
Him: *Gives me his jacket*
Me: :o *aggresively snuggles into blanket*
Ey same 😂
Mood!!
Same I just went deeper into my fluffy golden retriever blanket
I sincerely hope there’s a part two, I gotta see where this goes and what happens when he comes back. I’m oddly attached to this character now.
Erin Randall a part two would be so cool!
I agree!
Ow I'm attracted to him all right
Yes!
I'm super attached too!! As if we could get called 'little one' PLUS given a coat and not immediately agree to follow this man to the ends of the earth
Him-"English.Of course."
Me- "YOU WANT ME TO WHIP OUT MY SPANISH. IF YOU TOUCH VOY A GRITAR BOY I SWEAR-"
i laughed WAY too hard kkkkk
I woke my neighbor's laughing at this
I speak my native language which only few speak now, so very unlikely he'd know what I'm saying
I'm learning Spanish and this sent me holy crap
Megan King lmao
me, watching: :)
jim: pulls out a gun and loads it
me: : ) y i k e s
16:27
The angle:🔥
Glasses:🔥
Look:🔥
Accent:🔥
It is not of particular.
Hotel: Trivago
I like that you tried to imitate not just the accent, but also the filler words and little interjections.
So glad to see you’re using that Russian knowledge to create such an interesting character and enjoyable video. I love the spin on the classic medical role play with your sprinkle of wild, dark fun. Thanks for all you do, Jim!
That "я понель"instead of "я понял" sounded like the cutest thing ever in russian ToT
Aah I wish I could tell
which part?
@@Kat31017 it's at 0:49
Could you please explain for your English readers?
Could you explain what do those things mean?
The moment you said "Deutsch?" I jumped and vigorously nodded! Like "Finally! I can talk to this guy in my nativ language! Wait, no, not French! Wai- Okay, English it is then...this is fine."
God, amazing work! This felt so fresh and relaxing, yet I was so captivated that I did not dare to fall asleep or simply avert my eyes from the screen.
If that ‘why the police are looking for you’ was unintentional because sirens started outside then that was seriously smooth
Dimi: *puts bandage over my injured right eye*
Me who doesn't wear my glasses and has an astigmatism in my left eye: well now I'm totally blind.
Dimi: You are more valuable alive.
Me: I dunno, sometimes I think the only value this corpse has is as fertilizer.
Bro SAME
Oof. I felt that.
Woah... Dark.
I dig that.
However!
Fresh organs sell for a pretty penny on the black market!
So EVERYONE is actually worth something 😁
Luthien Silverlance this genuinely makes me feel better about myself. Thank you.
I might not know Russian but that release of breath at 2:25 called me fat in 10 different languages... 😳
"You will not die today"
Are you sure? I'm pretty annoying, you can change your mind
I really enjoy how immersive this is and the fact that my right eye is swelled shut so I cant see that half of the screen. How creative.
I feel like in an 80s movie, where some shit went really bad and this badass guy just decided not to kill me lol
Gangster? Oh god n-
*sees that he's Russian*
Well...maybe being kidnapped isn't that bad?
Dimi: **pulls away bandage so I can see**
Dimi: "Hello :)"
Me: 🥺 h ell o
These deleted scenes from The Winter Soldier sure are intense
Fantastic, the opening angle is killer. And I love how it becomes saturated towards the end. Very intriguing.
And towards the end the eye gets better, loses the redness, and becomes more in focus. Genius!
I had a Russian math teacher in high school. She had a super thick accent and would ask us every time we started a new topic: “what we do? Start crying?” Or “what we do? Run away?” Highlight of my high school years tbh, she was this super strict old Russian lady but sarcasm in that Russian accent never failed to make me smile.
Seriously, you must have been a professional actor before doing UA-cam because every ASMR "performance" is exceptional. Every voice you have done is spot on. Even though I was terrified of what I was getting myself into this video, you were very kind and caring... well that is your personality shining through. Another excellent quality video.
"I'm sorry you sound gorgeous but I have no idea what you're saying." Me probably, half dead on ground
Ты чертовски прав, "тяжёлый русский вздох" звучит именно так😀
Maybe Im the only one, but I get "stern but doting adoptive dad" vibes from this character :D
constant shots of your groin
me: gay panic
Made me wanna apologize profusely for speaking English 😂
Also - why is this man not in Hollywood?!!!?
The sign language + english speakers: **face palm**😂
I am a simple creature
I see Russian, I click
Avenging Dreams Same 😸
Jim5: "little one" *boops nose*
my heart, lungs and ovaries: 👁👄👁
IM SORRY YOUR
Theres something about the sitting noise jim makes at 3:59 that makes me smile every time
He even chuckles in Russian
КОНЕЧНО
ДА
ЗАВТРА
В принципе, любой мой телефонный разговор 😅
Люблю тебя, Джим, это волшебно!
да, да, хорошо, угу, угу, хорошо, договорились, до встречи - это бóльшая часть любых телефонных разговоров :D
I’m sitting here wracking my brain trying to think of what skills I have the mafia could possibly be interested in... but I guess I’ll do my best?
Well that turned out to be a nice accidental nap. Only dropped the phone on my face once. 😆
Only once .........lucky...
Dimi: "The police are looking for you"
Me: "Ah Frack, what did I do now?!"
I feel that on so many levels
Damn did I do a little bit of a genocide again
Dimi: “My boss wants you dead”
Me: **Laughs quietly**
Dimi: “Why are you laughing?”
My brain: *”HiS bOSs hAs tO bE bLyAtMaN420”*
I can speak Dothraki if you'd rather
Lets get this shit going my dude! QUEEN OF DRAGONS FOR LIFE
I can do one better I can speak kryptonian and Asgardian (pretty sure I spelled both those wrong)
@@alexlavoie4174 Asgardian? Do you mean that really proper English they spoke in the Thor movies?
@@alexlavoie4174 Asgardian?
No in the comics in pretty sure they mentioned they had their own separate language, if I’m wrong then let’s go with Norwegian, because they are Norwegian gods.
I don't know if you've ever learned Russian, but your accent is still better than most of my classmates after 3 years of learning it in high school 😅
Me: Why can I only see with one eye?
Mafia Guy: You hurt your eye
Me: Ah right.
This is the closest I'm getting to personal attention and intensive care ~
Eh, I'm not complaining :)
You are the best Angela !
help! i think i have stockholm syndrome now!
Yep. Me too. Again.
Yeah, I have a thing for Russian gangsters
@@autumnwinters9366 Same
Same but I don't care anymore
Same mate
lmao that integration of the police siren 🤣 quick thinking
The attitude screams John Wick but the outfit says Alexis Drazen.
Part Two:
*chilling out in the shade of my makeshift palm hut...bored and lonely, but _safe_ . *
.....
*footsteps approach* 0___0;;;
"You Americans, so cute! You watch too many movies. You think you can escape by stranding yourself on desert island?"
*being dragged away*
" D: Look, Mister, it's a mistake, I'm telling you, you have the wrong person. T-T My only skills are poetry and making weird bird noises; I'm not gonna be able to help, and you'll be angry--"
"Enough talk. You come, and write poetry, coded with secret messages, in sparrow language to our accomplices. The boss needs his bird pamphlets, and you are going to deliver."
*shoves into boat*
"At least let me keep the coconut!! 😩 "
TreeHairedGingerAle GET IN BOAAAT!!
@@kiplgrl :( But the _coconut_ -- *Isandro*! He was my best friend!!
We told so many stories around the campfire at night 😭😭😭...And he loved my lunchtime haiku.
This comment made me feel high
@@ca66agepatchk1d :DDD This is just one service we provide! 💖😂 Be sure to ask about our Birthday Fever-dream rates. n_n
*The boss needs his bird pamphlets*
Get this guy his own show in netflix
Dimi: my boss wants you dead but I decided I like you
Me: a terrible decision really
That improv when the police siren came out of nowhere was top tier 👌👌 a man of many talents indeed
If I could remember why I'm so invaluable, I'd be a dangerous woman.
coming back to this after we do find out: 🤫
a gangsta who knows two languages, I am impressed, sir.
Theoretically, four. He asks if we speak Deutsche and Français before he goes to English.
"You are doing good?"
irritated glare
"No..?"
Это было так неожиданно и мило) И немножечко смешно, а это то что нужно в такое время. Видео, подача и история - как всегда на высоте ♥♥♥ Спасибо, Джим!
О, родная речь в комментах)
русские! ура!
@@aymiron Я так понимаю, мы уже образовали маленький Брайтон Бич)
Ольга Долбенкова действительно
Русская диаспора в сборе!)))
No one:
Me: Bye mom and dad.. I'm off to marry a Russian Gangster
Dimmy messed me up 😂😂
Same
Same here
I’m dying for a follow up to this where we see him two days later.. honestly I want a whole saga where we fall in love with our Russian mafia boss friend and he protects us.
He’s so talented 😭😭😆
I’m greedy for a part 2, because this was absolutely awesome. Both relaxing and slightly terrifying. 💖💖💖
As a stay home mom, my skills are pie making, cleaning house and organizing. I fix boo boos, and offer lots of encouragement when you are feeling sad. I don’t know how much of a help I will be to your organization, but I am willing to try.
"Oh, don't worry honey, you'll kill him next time! Here, have some pie!"
Stay home moms have been featured in every mafia movie there is
mob mom!
Whitey buglers greatest ally was his mother she was the only person he could trust not to rat
Nice cover story!
Quote for today: “Do not let your grand ambitions stand in the way of small but meaningful accomplishments.” - Bryant H. McGill
everyone's thirsting over Dimi but i just --
Dimi: malenkiy
me: papa?
Ooh, same. Definitely feel more an adoption vibe than a crush vibe when reacting to this character.
god bless u for typing that out in english i have been trying to figure it out for like 10 minutes 😭 and now that i have, i think i'm gonna cry 🥺
господи я улыбалась как последняя дура на протяжении всего видео
не знаю почему, но это ужасно мило!!!
спасибо большое! 💚
lol me pretending to be unconscious the whole time so i won't be hurt haha
*Unapologetically cauterizes wound with cigarette* : U good (?)
Me: _inhale_ B o i--
I'm absolutely losing my mind over these sinister but nice characters of yours. Love it SO MUCH!
Even though the title says “Patches You Up”, 1:07 made me VERY NERVOUS INDEED. 😬 This is one of my favorite accents. 🙂💜
Jim + ponytail + dressed in black = I love you
Same
Relatable 💜
I have watched this and the sequel over a dozen times at this point and I have seriously never found an asmr that relaxes me more. Your voice, the accent, everything is spot on and I love it.
*chokes in Russian*Внезапно xD
Фанклуууб 🖤🖤🖤
Я не ожидала, что здесь там много русских 😆 это очень круто!
Dimi - *heavy sigh* - - "...English?"
Me - *nervous chuckle*
Dimi - "Of course." -.-
Man, I FELT that in my soul...I am now motivated to learn a language beyond Dothraki and Klingon now...>.>
That Ukrainian/Russian accent reminds me of all my classmates at 8th grade, where I'm the only one with good pronunciation😅
You really sound like Slavic person
I'm very impressed!!!!
Jim will forever be known as... ANGLE MAN!
These angles got me like 😮😵
Jim:😑
The viewer:🙃
Everybody's gangsta till the gangsta patches u up lol
please, more Dimi! he's incredibly charming and funny, in his own strange way. a heart of stone or a heart of gold? hard to say, perhaps a nice mix of the two, but he ticks all my boxes for being loveable 💙
Best part of this - I had a leather jacket in reach so I actually pulled it on when it was offered. I love doing that kind of stuff when I can. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH this was amazing and I definitely wanna see more!!!!!!!!!
Lol, totally left the J⭐ video for this. I'm now watching these videos in the middle of the day just for entertainment's sake. Watching them at night too for relaxation. I think I'm just a *little* Jim obsessed lol. Btw - *please* don't ever stop wearing those 2 necklaces! That clinking sound they make is just perfection! 🥰🥰
Relatable 🤣
@@mistiwalker4223 haha, good to know.
Dimi is truly my favorite ♥ He is so gentle.
Me: Huh, this reminds me of my old friends. They were...are....interesting people.
*Sirens go off*
Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger 🙂
the man who makes the most peculiar asmr videos i've seen but the best ones
I’m not sure how I always end up in these situations. However, Matt already gave me his heart. So, I’m not sure how I’m going to juggle Russian Jim as well?! 😂😬🤗
OMG I MISS MATTT
new to the channel. would someone mind telling me who Matt is? I'm kinda confused.
Nicole Valcourt He’s another character that Jim does. ☺️
@@danielle010481 thanks 😊
Dude sameeee
Jim: pulls out gun
Me: *hehe, im in danger*
You have no idea how many times I have searched for this exact concept! And you did it wonderfully!
I've got a sort of love for gang stuff (I'm not in a gang or anything) I just really love the history of like mob groups and gangs. My favorite era of mobs and gangs are definitely during the prohibition in the US.
Jim: "You're hurt"
Me, not sure what my injuries are yet: oof ouch my bones
I love seeing Jim's channel grow and along with it the ever increasing thirsty comments.
But luckily these are the somewhat more respectable thirsty comments.
Him : *"Deutsch?"*
Me, a German : *"N e i n???"*
"keep jacket"
* Flips up collar *
"Take this"
* Gets handed gun *
Oop-
Me: Oh what kind of weird fight did I get into this time?
A random Russion mobster: (Patches me up)
Me: I don't care anymore. I feel a happiness I've only felt when petting dogs. Today will be good.