The Horror of the Elf on the Shelf

[@TeachDisneyPlans]

Choking on a candy cane while maniacally laughing lol same

[@jonathancarson1]

i chose a bad day to wear my DNR bracelet

[@jonathancarson1]

but its gold plated and matched my outfit.

[@meganb7504]

The marker on the baby's head and you choking was everything.

[@jonathancarson1]

Death by candy cane is the way i intend on going out ☠️

[@caitlinmilligan9587]

The J Man. Love it.

[@jonathancarson1]

[@LeftoverSpaghettios]

Love me a quality Alien throwback reference.

[@AndreaB140]

That monkey is everything ☺️😂elves on the shelves are creepy af

[@xtinasworld3]

I’m going to tell my kids this was Howdy Doody.

[@jonathancarson1]

when i tell u i just choked on my coffee ctfu HE IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY OH LORT

[@syrenamilani3115]

Love this kinda kooky sh$t, your laugh tho... 💖💜👏😜😍

[@jonathancarson1]

lol i sound like a cackling gargoyle with gonorrhea and mild throat cancer

[@exeuroweenie]

I've always head that "you look like a Nazi/Viking" stuff my whole life as opposed to Jesus.I've had recurring dreams about being at the bow of a Viking ship;puking over the side and bitching at my cohorts to row faster.Elves on shelves creep me out as much as garden gnomes(hooboo jeebies).

[@Deenique16]

I work in retail an its a week before Christmas. (Lets take a moment of silence for that) 😌 but yeah everyone is calling and coming in looking for elf on a shelf books and dolls. Its like um we dont have any more . Also hes just really creepy. Why are popular things so creepy?!

[@jonathancarson1]

please know i gave you a full MINUTE of silence

[@cisbetterthanyou6658]

My nephew left his elf here and it did give me knife to the back vibes .. I don’t like them!

[@jonathancarson1]

dont trust

[@bowartinc.3804]

I hate the wrappers on candy canes........it’s annoying as hell...also luv the vid

[@jonathancarson1]

They sure are. The devil’s work. Thanks for watching!

[@bowartinc.3804]

Jon Carson no probs

[@amyphillips7391]

I bid 50 cents for Buffy

[@jonathancarson1]

SOLD

[@nicolescheffel5658]

can we get a buffy vlog

[@jonathancarson1]

hahahha prepare yourself for the fattest patty in all the land if I do.

[@amberyounker426]

I do not support the enslavement of any house elf - My fellow HP fans can relate ⚡️

[@jonathancarson1]

IM A FREE ELF, BABY