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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +42

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

    • @drivestowork
      @drivestowork 5 років тому +5

      Cut the BS intro!
      Get right to the comedian's bit!!

    • @LatinByzantine101
      @LatinByzantine101 4 роки тому +2

      "My name is Ari shaffir and I drug my friends"

    • @azmike1956
      @azmike1956 4 роки тому +1

      Now it can be Nancy Pelosi''s mouth & so much more satisfying!😛

    • @serrayalechelle7590
      @serrayalechelle7590 3 роки тому

      I agree he deserves much more

    • @leejganderson7827
      @leejganderson7827 2 роки тому +3

      My brother did this with s a contract lens... peace ✌️🕊️✌️

  • @darkunicorn1208
    @darkunicorn1208 8 років тому +198

    Ive always liked Ron white. He just seems so chill and fun to be around.

    • @BytheTicket222
      @BytheTicket222 4 роки тому +5

      @@foobarmaximus3506 do you know from experience or is that just a feeling you have?

  • @AvStevieStevenJamesDrums
    @AvStevieStevenJamesDrums Рік тому +4

    Ron is comedy legend. Besides his funny stories, his voice is golden. Please don’t retire Ron!!!

  • @mattsnap3986
    @mattsnap3986 5 років тому +25

    Never heard of this guy until 2 weeks ago, and easily one of the best/truthful/unashamedly funniest comedians I have ever heard.

    • @terbailey9978
      @terbailey9978 5 років тому +2

      Matt check out Bill Hicks. He isn't with us anymore. He and Ron were friends

    • @mattsnap3986
      @mattsnap3986 5 років тому +1

      @@terbailey9978 thnx bruv, will do.

  • @jasonpettit9984
    @jasonpettit9984 4 роки тому +39

    Ron is one of the most honest comics you'll ever hear,and that's why we love him,because his life story is so damn funny,,,thanks Ron,we love ya....

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 5 років тому +250

    This guy always drinks, but never becomes a prick on the job. Respect, Ron's a funny guy, love his stories.

    • @riotpb10
      @riotpb10 2 роки тому

      congrats on making the stupidest comment ive seen on the internet today!

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 роки тому +2

      He drinks like Julian from TPB. Always with the tumbler in the hand no matter what.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz Рік тому +3

      And now he’s sober.

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 Рік тому

      He already is one...

    • @ammo9599
      @ammo9599 Місяць тому

      I've never actually seen him take a sip 😂

  • @jahrastafari7165
    @jahrastafari7165 8 років тому +907

    Ron White is one of the most underrated comedians alive today.

    • @SneakyBastrd59
      @SneakyBastrd59 8 років тому +71

      he isnt really underrated. millions of people see him every year.

    • @PtyYouTube
      @PtyYouTube 8 років тому +12

      No wonder... that sucked.

    • @SneakyBastrd59
      @SneakyBastrd59 8 років тому +3

      fenrirdies so your argument is that since he is successful then he is not a good comedian. He has been touring for decades doing the more cities than most comedians. If he was not funny people would not shell out 50 -100 bucks a seat to see him year after year.

    • @SneakyBastrd59
      @SneakyBastrd59 8 років тому +10

      yes i am fucking retarded. thanks for pointing that out.

    • @roxanneworld11
      @roxanneworld11 8 років тому +2

      yes..you are right.. and i *still* remember his joke from back in the day about the one-stop shop that was the, "...flagstaff hair care, tire store and airport!," lololol!!...that said: between this comedy set, the comedy set by that comedian on this channel whose last name is, "Park," [Korean-American dude, i think, if someone wants to easily find and check out his video]..but back to my point: between Ron's set here, the Park guy's set and my horror at the numbers of men [some women, too!] who do *NOT* wash their hands after a trip to the, 'loo!!," and knowing *full well* that they have to touch their 'junk' to get the pee/urine out??.. 'no!!' i am *so* over the jokes about distressed bodily functions!! eeeewwww!!..*done!!* :-

  • @darykinnaman2319
    @darykinnaman2319 3 роки тому +10

    His honesty is something else, he is genuine.

  • @michaelmitchell5380
    @michaelmitchell5380 4 роки тому +7

    Ron, you are the greatest in the tradition of Lenny Bruce. PLEASE keep telling it like it is! The world needs to know the truth, and only great comics like you can do the job. Your honesty is so uplifting and you uplift all of humanity. God bless!

  • @sassysandra245
    @sassysandra245 3 роки тому +11

    I love Ron!! One of my favs!! Even after all these years if he’s on or does a special I’m watching!!!

  • @matthewjohnson569
    @matthewjohnson569 7 років тому +1234

    I watched this while sitting in a been bag chair naked eating cheetos

  • @thecrowe20
    @thecrowe20 8 років тому +1130

    Anyone else skip the beginning teaser of the joke, so the show doesn't ruin it for you?

    • @Ryan-9000
      @Ryan-9000 8 років тому +7

      Wish I did :(

    • @andreasmarsteintrdet2168
      @andreasmarsteintrdet2168 8 років тому +50

      Always

    • @thedavecorp
      @thedavecorp 7 років тому +3

      Corvus No. How would I know to do that?

    • @parabola118
      @parabola118 7 років тому +3

      Corvus I do the same thing

    • @missoula2213
      @missoula2213 7 років тому +7

      Corvus No, it helps remind me if I've seen the episode or not before I waste too much time watching the same episode.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 роки тому +8

    Ron is just a funny dude. Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @stephenholly856
    @stephenholly856 4 роки тому +6

    2nd time watching this some stories i could listen to over and over and never get tired of em lol

  • @maddenfootball
    @maddenfootball 2 роки тому +2

    TOP 10 OF ALL TIME!!!! LOVE THIS MAN!!!

  • @matthewgarrett9683
    @matthewgarrett9683 8 років тому +23

    Ron White is my spirit animal

  • @Th3D4ginat0r
    @Th3D4ginat0r 7 років тому +11

    Ron's the only blue collar member that I follow to this day after it faded out. He's great, this wasn't one of his better stories but still good.

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 7 років тому +19

    This was great, haven't watched anything from Ron in a while.

  • @kevinkropp8096
    @kevinkropp8096 8 років тому +52

    Ron White is the only Blue Collar guy I like

    • @brendarogers1092
      @brendarogers1092 7 років тому +2

      Kevin Kropp ty.he is mine as well

    • @nr-dx4zz
      @nr-dx4zz 7 років тому +3

      Its because he was always last and didnt lean on the crutches of a catchphrase

    • @dave32566
      @dave32566 6 років тому

      Kevin Kropp amen. Head and Shoulders above the rest of them

  • @williamwest9204
    @williamwest9204 3 роки тому +3

    Still regarded as one of the best alive today

  • @Jimmieadamsp
    @Jimmieadamsp 8 років тому +342

    Last time I was this early, Ron was getting thrown out of a bar in New York City

    • @amandam.8550
      @amandam.8550 8 років тому +2

      ha!

    • @yungtim52
      @yungtim52 8 років тому +8

      Tater Salad

    • @MrYodeezy
      @MrYodeezy 8 років тому +2

      miles roddy It is that Albanian nigga from Flushing

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 7 років тому +5

      Jimmie Adams by how many bouncers

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 6 років тому +8

      He was thrown into public

  • @charlesparr3296
    @charlesparr3296 5 років тому +17

    By far one of the funniest damn guys ever!!!

  • @Grayham4
    @Grayham4 4 роки тому +11

    “I need it for Wednesday.... and I know where it is” that was amazing

  • @youngtrucker2555
    @youngtrucker2555 2 роки тому +2

    I'm going to see him next month and I'm so excited

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 2 роки тому

      Tell me how it is! I've always wanted to see him!

  • @BulkBeard
    @BulkBeard 5 років тому +11

    This man, ladies and gents, is the real deal

  • @lateepiphany
    @lateepiphany 3 роки тому +2

    You’re brutal honesty is hilarious.

  • @lazygamerz
    @lazygamerz 5 років тому +30

    As a guy who's balding at 29 (balding before this), who also knew I would be balding (my uncles are all bald), and thus had long hair while I could, this host has a great mohawk ^^

    • @shem269
      @shem269 3 роки тому +2

      @@foobarmaximus3506 Why the fuck are you using the phrase "what the fuck", that seems a bit overly aggressive.

  • @noahschmartz2354
    @noahschmartz2354 5 років тому +1

    One of the best and short to boot. No big surprise I guess for a great comedian like that.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 6 років тому +5

    Ron "Tater Salad" White!!!! Lol! I love his comedy!!!

  • @LaDayna04
    @LaDayna04 6 років тому +6

    Only Ron White would tell that story. He is funny. No doubt about it. ......😂

  • @kassimparekh1639
    @kassimparekh1639 3 роки тому +5

    I use to work with his son at regal movie theater in Charlotte nc he had a huge house out there

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 2 роки тому +2

    Ron is an absolute legend

  • @JackMustang
    @JackMustang 8 місяців тому +1

    When he said “Strainer”, I started laughing when everyone started laughing at that.

  • @jaredbarton6161
    @jaredbarton6161 6 років тому +29

    Glad to see Ron looking this good. He went through a rough patch for a while, didnt he?

  • @teej783
    @teej783 7 років тому +16

    I had to look Nancy Grace up after this.
    Grace worked for nearly a decade in the Atlanta-Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney's office as Special Prosecutor. Her work focused on felony cases involving serial murder, serial rape, serial child molestation, and serial arson.[7] Grace left the prosecutors' office after the District Attorney she had been working under decided not to run for reelection.[8]
    While a prosecutor, Grace was reprimanded by the Supreme Court of Georgia for withholding evidence and for making improper statements in a 1997 arson and murder case. The court overturned the conviction in that case and found that Grace's behavior "demonstrated her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness and was inexcusable." [9] As well, a 2005 federal appeals opinion by Judge William H. Pryor, Jr. found that Grace "played fast and loose" with core ethical rules in a 1990 triple murder case, including the withholding of evidence and allowing a police detective to testify falsely under oath. The 1990 murder conviction was upheld despite Grace's prosecutorial misconduct.

    • @davejones5640
      @davejones5640 6 років тому +4

      Just watch a couple of minutes of her show. Then imagine being married to this woman. Ahhh!

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 6 років тому +2

      I don't think her fiancé was murdered....I think he killed himself to get away from her :)

  • @jackshatley1962
    @jackshatley1962 3 роки тому +5

    6:32 his smile, "and there's the tooth" 😂😂

  • @Oldbutschooled
    @Oldbutschooled 5 років тому +16

    Ol tater always makes me laugh!

  • @monkfitz
    @monkfitz 2 роки тому +1

    Here after the two bears podcast. What a legend!

  • @bobsullivan5714
    @bobsullivan5714 7 років тому +7

    Screw it.....Don't EVER need a tooth that bad!

  • @jocelynramirez8769
    @jocelynramirez8769 5 років тому +3

    I love him

  • @mikewitcombe6507
    @mikewitcombe6507 5 років тому +19

    I watched this in my beanbag chair eating Cheetos. 😖😝😅🙃😋👍

  • @briana656
    @briana656 8 років тому +7

    one of the best stories on TINH I've seen.

  • @williamrichardson2344
    @williamrichardson2344 2 роки тому

    As a fellow Texan and scotch lover and Nancy Grace Hater ... I APPROVE THIS !!!!!...

  • @laloveisbad88
    @laloveisbad88 5 років тому +11

    Hilarious. I died laughing at my desk.

  • @natashavonoskabaya5494
    @natashavonoskabaya5494 7 років тому +12

    I laughed so hard my face hurts.
    Ron White is hilarious.

  • @TaintMeat68
    @TaintMeat68 8 років тому +6

    One of the greatest stand up comedians of our time .....DAMN!! lmao

  • @jennifersaunders8585
    @jennifersaunders8585 2 роки тому +1

    Embarrassing as it may be, I must admit the exact same thing happened to me when eating a Jimmy Johns sandwich….so true that at the moment it happened, I saw dollar signs and knew I needed to retrieve that very expensive piece of porcelain. However, I chose to immediately make myself puke it out rather then have it come out the other side of me. Thank goodness it worked!!
    Mr. Ron White,
    Not sure I could have had the stomach to do what you did. Much respect for you! Love to watch your shows.
    Jen🦷

  • @allenh7835
    @allenh7835 2 роки тому

    Ron leaves the mystique of "did he REALLY do that ?" I would bet money on it. Yes he did !🤣🤣🤣 My favorite comedian.

  • @rickstrandberg6398
    @rickstrandberg6398 3 роки тому

    A monumental tale of perseverance

  • @justsaying26
    @justsaying26 6 років тому +4

    I Soo love You Ron .... Anytime I need a damnd good laugh I look you up 😁🙌🙌🙌🙆🙆

  • @nathanwall37
    @nathanwall37 4 роки тому +18

    The video has “Poop Tooth” in the title. As a man, I’m legally required to click on it.

  • @mastersoftoday
    @mastersoftoday 8 років тому +109

    Matt Damon + drugs

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 6 років тому +3

      mastersoftoday Matt Damon from the future is doing time travel

    • @torduc22
      @torduc22 5 років тому

      + years of drinking scotch and tequila

  • @ericbryant2464
    @ericbryant2464 2 роки тому +3

    A VENEER out my REAR!!

  • @monsta4517
    @monsta4517 4 роки тому +3

    I was curious about the title of this till I heard the whole story and I was dying

  • @exiledintheus7251
    @exiledintheus7251 6 років тому +3

    Great classy man hilarious and awesome

  • @dongray3258
    @dongray3258 5 років тому +7

    Ron White is so down-to-earth he good have simply popped a chicklet Bubblegum Cube in his mouth & made it work,...The Ron dude is too cool for school I shit you not,& thats why we love him.

  • @alvinwine5665
    @alvinwine5665 6 років тому +6

    Great we both feel the same about Nancy Grace hahahaha

  • @LaceyLoveCrush
    @LaceyLoveCrush 5 років тому +6

    He’s still got that SOMETHING

  • @JoseRodriguez-ms8tv
    @JoseRodriguez-ms8tv 5 років тому +2

    I love the raw truth.

  • @Qwertypaige600
    @Qwertypaige600 7 років тому +15

    The ad on this video was a crest white strip commercial. You can't tell me that wasn't planed.

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ 2 роки тому +1

    I love that he pronounces the ‘h’ in awhile. He’s like a country adult Stewie.

  • @thedoublechip
    @thedoublechip 7 років тому +141

    I hate the intro so much. I praise Jeebus when there are ads because it gives me time to turn the volume down so I don't have to listen to the spoiler or the unnecessary alien act out.

    • @stephenkremer6486
      @stephenkremer6486 6 років тому

      World star

    • @josephbeasley5193
      @josephbeasley5193 6 років тому

      G K jeebus is a lie

    • @brandonk5932
      @brandonk5932 6 років тому

      Joseph Beasley you're a lie😁

    • @josephbeasley5193
      @josephbeasley5193 6 років тому

      Brandon K WHO ARE U TO WAVE UR FINGER U MUSTA BEEN OUT UR HEAD

    • @josephbeasley5193
      @josephbeasley5193 6 років тому +2

      Brandon K EYEHOLE DEEP IN MUDDY WATER, YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED THE DEAD.
      ROB THE GRAVE TO STOW THE CRADLE THEN BURN THE EVIDENCE DOWN

  • @johnwilson4054
    @johnwilson4054 2 роки тому +1

    I was happy to learn that Ron shares my opinion on Nancy Grace.

  • @eliasbarnes3710
    @eliasbarnes3710 2 роки тому +1

    Comedy at it's finest.

  • @jonathanjollimore7156
    @jonathanjollimore7156 3 роки тому

    Love this guy

  • @scottmcman7659
    @scottmcman7659 5 років тому +10

    I guess just going to a local dentist and getting a new veneer wouldn't have made the story as good.

  • @odinswald
    @odinswald 5 років тому +1

    Always a class act.

  • @vectorm4
    @vectorm4 3 роки тому +5

    If drinking alcohol and water, shouldn't it be easier to induce puking?

  • @gerrynightingale9045
    @gerrynightingale9045 4 роки тому

    *My 'Steppa' whose stage name was 'Gerry Gerardo' was performing at the lounge of the old 'Frontier' in Las Vegas
    in 1948 at the same time 'Liberace' was headlining the main-showroom for $50,000 a week*
    *Gerardo sang and played an acoustic 'Jumbo' in the same genre as 'Tony Martin' with a 'Lanza' type voice*
    *$350 a week was 'Big Money' in '48, with a 'comped' room thrown-in, plus 'tokes' for doing 'requests' and that was
    usually a hundred or more* *The 'Good Old Days' were good for him, 'way back when'*

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 5 років тому +15

    That exact same thing happened to me, twice.
    The 1st time, I managed to gain some access to epicac. So I vomited it up.
    The 2nd time, I used the exact same technique as Ron.
    Except I rinsed it off and put it in a coffee cup with bleach.
    It worked both times.

    • @cB-my5db
      @cB-my5db 4 роки тому

      How dko you put a tooth back into place without dental equipment? (Just curious)

    • @sussekind9717
      @sussekind9717 4 роки тому

      @@cB-my5db I know it sounds cliché, but I know a guy...

  • @ThePoopkie
    @ThePoopkie 7 років тому +14

    hearing joe and joey talk about ron just chilling at C.H
    is super dope

  • @jasondaigle4718
    @jasondaigle4718 5 років тому +2

    I can't wait to go public like this with my stand up comedy...

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell Рік тому +1

      Well its been 3 years so im assuming you either bombed or never even attempted..

  • @wingmanalive
    @wingmanalive 4 роки тому +1

    Sometimes the funniest things in life is simply the truth.

  • @AlphaMom55
    @AlphaMom55 7 років тому +77

    Love me some Tater Salad!

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 6 років тому +3

      sonnermom55 "Bout damn time tater salad and taco salad did a show together" 😂

  • @genehall8895
    @genehall8895 5 років тому +9

    He has definitely had some great cosmetic surgery. I can't exactly tell what he's had done , but its narrowed his wide load head . I'll give him one thing. He's one funny dude. He can talk about anything and make it hilarious. BTW, I know way to much about his crown experience, than I prefer to. Lol. I swallowed an implant crown . Which BTW happened to cost $3200 so you can bet your ass ,I fished in my shit for that bad boy . Lol .I found it 2days later. Lol

    • @genehall8895
      @genehall8895 4 роки тому

      @@foobarmaximus3506 I guess my uncle ripped me off then. Im not sure if it would be considered a regular crown. It was attached to an implant post.

  • @kye3122
    @kye3122 5 років тому +10

    Bro why didn't he just try to throw up😂

  • @bryand8884
    @bryand8884 8 років тому

    never been this early to a Ron White show

  • @nicholassikel8096
    @nicholassikel8096 8 років тому +1

    Love Ron white

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 6 років тому +3

    Ron is way to good to have been touring with Larry the Cable Guy

    • @johnh2349
      @johnh2349 4 роки тому

      Sean Kratovil then you don’t know Larry, AKA, Dan.

  • @Justin-xd4bt
    @Justin-xd4bt 2 роки тому +1

    "Precious piece of porcelain...." Hits the ear just nice, dunnit?

  • @klee88029
    @klee88029 5 років тому

    I ADORE Ron White above all "WMCs" [White Male Comedians!]. My first thought was "Strainer" also. Oh, how I wish our paths had crossed 30-sumpin years ago when we both UstaBeHot!!! Kisses & Laugher Ron, Karen Lee

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 7 років тому +5

    he's great on JRE

  • @colbywalker142
    @colbywalker142 3 роки тому

    Thank you ari

  • @mjcruiser4238
    @mjcruiser4238 Рік тому +1

    There is only one “Tater Salad “!

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 Рік тому

      You caught the Tater!

  • @myceliumman7554
    @myceliumman7554 5 років тому +4

    Slow, methodical assassin. So damn funny.

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 6 років тому +4

    "And I know where it is."

  • @brucebateman2467
    @brucebateman2467 6 років тому +8

    Early 80s same thing but with a 7 tooth bridge damn near same thing

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 5 років тому +11

    Do you have any known aliases?
    They call me, Tater Salad.

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 6 років тому +81

    They call meeee.... *TATER SALAD*

    • @taylorgoetz7604
      @taylorgoetz7604 4 роки тому

      oh shid oh fug

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam 3 роки тому +1

      I heard he had a son named tater tot.

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 3 роки тому

      "Well, I woke up the next morning, and SOMEone. Sh@t. My pants! I don't know who it was... But they like corn!"
      One of the best jokes to come out of blue collar comedy tour, right there. Not in this clip, but one of Ron white's classics.

  • @dizzlefoshizzle4980
    @dizzlefoshizzle4980 5 років тому +1

    how he tells a story, his delivery, is 2nd to none.

  • @markreid3420
    @markreid3420 8 років тому +91

    wouldnt puking it up immediately after swallowing it have been the most efficient way to recover the tooth? a little ipicac would have solved the problem.

    • @andrewmyers933
      @andrewmyers933 8 років тому +4

      Good point

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 7 років тому +12

      Would probably cut you up

    • @TwIsTeDxGuArDx
      @TwIsTeDxGuArDx 7 років тому +31

      I thought about that myself but honestly every time I have ever thrown up it has also come out of my nose a lot. I dont want a tooth getting lodged in my sinuses lol

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 6 років тому

      He was probably trolled by the internet when he went searching for an answers.

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 6 років тому +3

      Mark Reid....his libtard ass is not intelligent enough to figure that out...

  • @almostalwayson4408
    @almostalwayson4408 5 років тому +4

    I orginally thought this was gonna be about a alcohol swimming pool related incident..... That story is of course hysterical...and NOWHERE near as grouse/graphic

  • @MrTisjeboy
    @MrTisjeboy 8 років тому +4

    RUN THE JEWELS!

  • @davidmathes6730
    @davidmathes6730 2 роки тому +1

    Ron you had me at Nancy Grace's mouth!

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 6 років тому +12

    The only comedian from the blue collar tour that is actually funny

  • @adrianvazquez4633
    @adrianvazquez4633 3 роки тому +2

    Ron was smart for thinking about the strainer

  • @MrPancakes98
    @MrPancakes98 5 років тому +6

    My first thought was strainer too man

  • @BiTheBooks
    @BiTheBooks 8 років тому +2

    That was some high tech shit right there!

  • @jusbamathy1355
    @jusbamathy1355 2 роки тому +1

    Gadamn I laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GEAUXFRUGAL
    @GEAUXFRUGAL 4 роки тому +3

    IDK how many it's going to take but I know how many they are going to use ?