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    This clip is from QI Series O, Episode 11, 'Objects and Ornaments' with Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies, Alice Levine, Cariad Lloyd and Sarah Millican.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 201

  • @OrangeT3am
    @OrangeT3am 6 років тому +537

    The end felt like something out of a monty python sketch

    • @ironcaveape
      @ironcaveape 6 років тому +4

      OrangeT3am I thought exectly the same thing xD

    • @RichO1701e
      @RichO1701e 6 років тому +1

      Definitely.

    • @annoytanor007
      @annoytanor007 6 років тому +16

      Reminded me of the three headed Knight

    • @atrijitdas1704
      @atrijitdas1704 5 років тому +10

      hahah yes. I think it's because the voice he was doing sounded so much like the voice Terry Jones did

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like the silly-voiced police station sketch.

  • @Deadly_Laser
    @Deadly_Laser 6 років тому +613

    Can we give Alan Davies a comedy award for the ant and caterpillar scene?

    • @b_uppy
      @b_uppy 6 років тому +8

      Nikita Nedelko
      You mean any and beetle? I couldn't make out what he said for all the laughing.

    • @thecoffeepanda
      @thecoffeepanda 6 років тому +12

      How about getting Alan and Steven one for all of QI in general :) that would be hugely deserved imho!

    • @VernonJasonS
      @VernonJasonS 5 років тому +1

      Laughing my head off

    • @TMPreRaff
      @TMPreRaff 3 роки тому

      or at least turn down his microphone.

    • @uriahsincere7306
      @uriahsincere7306 3 роки тому

      i know I'm kind of randomly asking but does anybody know a good place to stream new movies online?

  • @JoshDaJewishKid
    @JoshDaJewishKid 6 років тому +188

    Alan at the end was absolutely hilarious!

    • @ceeqanguel
      @ceeqanguel 4 роки тому +5

      sorry... mixture of his accent, the audience laughing, and the women around him laughing into their microphones. I can't figure out a single word .

    • @evansfamily8156
      @evansfamily8156 2 роки тому +2

      What I was able to hear felt like a Monty Python sketch.

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @RenewedRS
      @RenewedRS Рік тому +1

      ​@@ceeqanguel the 5 head caterpillar convo goes something like:
      "Have you seen him, he's hanging onto his arse!"
      -shut up you!
      "He is he's hanging off his arse!"
      -what? he can't possibly be living down there!
      "he is he's hanging off his arse. There's a beatle on the ant's arse!"
      -there's a beatle on the ant's arse?
      "The beatle's on the ant's arse, you can see from here. Swap places, swap places!" -alright!
      -Oh yes, oh yes, there's a beatle on the ant's arse!
      -i can't live up there why am i always at the bottom?

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 2 роки тому +37

    The 5 head caterpillar bit is not just one of the funniest things ever on QI, but also one of my favorite bits of video ever recorded

  • @michaelandrew4488
    @michaelandrew4488 4 роки тому +26

    I'm laughing so much I'm crying - Alan Davies is a gem.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 роки тому +12

    Alan's bit at the end is on par with the Acropolis bit. Seriously gold.

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 6 років тому +132

    Five Head Alan needs his own saturday morning cartoon!

  • @The359
    @The359 6 років тому +61

    So, believe it or not, but the very start of this clip, the pictures from the previous segment about Truck Nuts, that is totally my photograph in the middle. It's my father's SUV, his brother and nephew pranked him by attaching the Truck Nuts while we were all on vacation. I knew the photo had been put on Wikipedia, but by pure chance I was watching these QI clips and saw the photo. Amazing!
    www.flickr.com/photos/the359/2534292446/in/photolist-4RWURm

    • @PlanetYTP
      @PlanetYTP 5 років тому +3

      Haha, nice! :D

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller 2 роки тому +7

    I've had many celebrity crushes but for some reason Alice Levine hits another level. I'm almost obsessed 😅

  • @frankmackenzie8163
    @frankmackenzie8163 6 років тому +11

    Cariad, Alice, and Sarah might be my ideal QI lineup they are all legends

  • @ahmademil2611
    @ahmademil2611 6 років тому +76

    The first joke about the crab really flew over people’s heads

    • @michaeldukes4108
      @michaeldukes4108 5 років тому +17

      Or it wasn’t funny?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому +6

      @@michaeldukes4108 if you notice, the brighter pupils watching the video did get the joke, the slower students, not so much

    • @michaeldukes4108
      @michaeldukes4108 4 роки тому +6

      RIXRADvidz ... What makes the joke so sophisticated, pray tell?

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight 4 роки тому +4

      @@RIXRADvidz No need to be arrogant.

    • @maxp1151
      @maxp1151 4 роки тому +7

      I mean it was the obvious joke but I thought it would have given at least a chuckle

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 3 роки тому +3

    Alan Davies has to be the GOAT physical comedian. And he does it sitting down.

  • @Ainennke
    @Ainennke 5 років тому +12

    Alan's 5-head Gary impression is exactly like something that would be done with Jim Henson puppets, like in Labyrinth.

  • @briancourtney8990
    @briancourtney8990 2 роки тому +4

    That 5 headed caterpillar must have been the inspiration for the sand enemy in Mario. They look almost identical

  • @ciara947
    @ciara947 6 років тому +6

    I love Alice so much

  • @Fiyaaaahh
    @Fiyaaaahh 6 років тому +61

    Makes me wonder if the beetles every compete for space, resulting in ants with 3+ bottoms.

  • @tobechukwuanyanwu6117
    @tobechukwuanyanwu6117 6 років тому +302

    Why did no one laugh at the first joke about a crab salad? :/

    • @rb2h
      @rb2h 6 років тому +48

      Tobechukwu Anyanwu too forced

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому +21

      Yeah, I know. I think a lot of people have never heard of 'a dressed crab.'

    • @Haggisbishop
      @Haggisbishop 6 років тому +62

      Because women aren't funny

    • @mjh277
      @mjh277 6 років тому +40

      Delivery wasn't great

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 6 років тому +26

      Haggisbishop, men are so desperate to insist they’re the only ones who can _____ (fill in the blank).
      The only things women aren’t is so damned afraid that men’ll show them up.

  • @andrewdemetrius8090
    @andrewdemetrius8090 6 років тому +4

    Hilarious ending!

  • @Sienrel
    @Sienrel 6 років тому +41

    can alan get a bafta for that 5head gary moment?

  • @xiaohuli27
    @xiaohuli27 6 років тому +16

    Alan definitely needs his own TV show for kids 😂

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 10 місяців тому

    I think I've watched this clip about 7 times now (well, Sandi keeps ordering me to pick something!!!), and each time is just as hilarious with the stackapillar, I also like Alice too, but that's an aside... :)

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 3 місяці тому +1

    This has been another episode of the Alan Davies Extravaganza...

  • @zmrkljez
    @zmrkljez 5 років тому

    The best show ever!!!

  • @docbaker3333
    @docbaker3333 5 років тому +5

    1:58 Of course its in Australia that place is a melting point of weird and creepy animals

  • @spongbros
    @spongbros 6 років тому +25

    0:56 Other brands of hook-and-loop fastener are available.

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 6 років тому

      Jamie Spong, so are other tissues, but do you ever hear them called anything but Kleenex?

    • @millie-janeadcock6838
      @millie-janeadcock6838 5 років тому +3

      @@moremerry57 who ever refers to them as Kleenex? People just call them tissues

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 5 років тому +17

    Alice Levine is so gorgeous.

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 3 роки тому

    Allen=Genius. His story telling chops are bar none (Can you word it in this way? Wasn’t sure but you get my drift! ;-)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +17

    And yet nobody mentions that Sandi has decorated herself with two pressed storks.

  • @YashKMusic
    @YashKMusic 3 роки тому +2

    legend has it that no joke ever goes over the mad hatterpillar's head

  • @TykusBalrog
    @TykusBalrog 6 років тому +5

    Cariad Lloyd and Alice Levine are both absolutely gorgeous 😍

  • @daysofironharley9750
    @daysofironharley9750 6 років тому +9

    I think the crab might easily claw his way into the world of high fashion. Especially, as it's using only nature friendly materials - sooooo trendy!

  • @maxroyston5342
    @maxroyston5342 6 років тому +10

    Did... Alan just have a breakdown???

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 3 місяці тому

    lovely

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade 6 років тому +7

    I could hardly hear the last 2 minutes, I need subtitles.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I have a hard time following sometimes. I wonder what I'm missing.

  • @seanclough7810
    @seanclough7810 4 роки тому +14

    How did they wind up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo?
    That other Beatle was an ass.

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 5 років тому +4

    Alice Levine is stunning. Look ate her! How cute can she get! 😍🤤

  • @typacsk
    @typacsk 6 років тому +2

    Ah, Truck Nuts. Makes me proud to be an American.

  • @dryproblem7988
    @dryproblem7988 3 роки тому

    Wow, an episode of QI with an all-female panel!

  • @LPJack02
    @LPJack02 2 роки тому

    I can’t stop fucking laughing!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @splitpitch
    @splitpitch 6 років тому +1

    I doubted the existence of the 5 head caterpillar as I live in New Zealand, and I have never seen or heard of one before, but uncle google says it's true,- the gum leaf skeletoniser (Uraba lugens).

  • @pamcandas
    @pamcandas 6 років тому +3

    Pythonesque Alan Davis

  • @tamisanlatherow3103
    @tamisanlatherow3103 3 роки тому

    Kids now-a-days would be like "Tamatoa!!"

  • @Limpshot_McGee
    @Limpshot_McGee 6 років тому +14

    What did Sarah say at 0:26?

    • @ThurstonCyclist
      @ThurstonCyclist 6 років тому +36

      Limpshot McGee "Is it in a shell suit?" (Shell suit being a UK term for nylon jogging/training clothes.

    • @casparb9252
      @casparb9252 6 років тому +1

      'is it in a shell suit'!

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 6 років тому

      Limpshot McGee OOOOooooohhhh....

  • @JohnFleshman
    @JohnFleshman 3 роки тому +1

    ok is Linx the British version of Axe body spray?

    • @poppycock31185
      @poppycock31185 3 роки тому +1

      If Axe, sweat and feet is the aroma of every high school locker room in the USA then yeah. Lynx is the generic brand of deodrant used by teens throughout the UK.

  • @Abhinand-10
    @Abhinand-10 2 роки тому

    Alan's bit reminds me of Monty Python!

  • @ActivelyVacant
    @ActivelyVacant 5 років тому

    I don't suppose anybody could tell me why this clip opened with some pictures of "truck nuts"?

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 5 років тому

      Presumably, we all had a good laugh at the stupid people who, strangely, put them on the back of their vehicles; some bloody daft nutters about, watch out!

  • @rhyscarter3939
    @rhyscarter3939 2 роки тому

    The 5 head caterpillar; That's a Doctor Who regeneration gone wrong.

  • @jamietrev
    @jamietrev Рік тому

    Why oh why oh why has no one commissioned a series of Alan’s animal impersonations??

  • @rpgstopper84
    @rpgstopper84 3 роки тому +2

    That redhead is gorgeous

  • @b_uppy
    @b_uppy 6 років тому +3

    There are bigger decorator crabs in the northwestern US.
    Would have loved it if I could have heard more of what was said but the laughing drowned much of it out.

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 5 років тому

    Alan Davies should produce cartoons.

  • @noora8179
    @noora8179 6 років тому +14

    Alan is the only reason i still watch these videos. Poor Stephen, he was made for this

  • @MegaPagliacci
    @MegaPagliacci 5 років тому +1

    Augmented animals huh? Coincidently, my vision is augmented. I never asked for it.

  • @Scubadooper
    @Scubadooper 5 років тому +2

    great to see a panel of three women, I suspect its because there's a female host which would be a shame if that were the reason.

  • @kolio4917
    @kolio4917 5 років тому +5

    Cause I'm shinny ...... #Tamatoa

  • @moremerry57
    @moremerry57 6 років тому +5

    Ah, if only the comments could rise *anywhere* near as high as those of the stars. It takes real stones to carp about the panel in such tedious, whiney, repetitive manners.
    For the record, one of the most interesting, self-adorning fauna is the caddis fly. Google the scientist who gave caddie flies bits of gold and precious stones... breathtaking.

    • @PurtyPurple
      @PurtyPurple Рік тому

      Wow they're spectacular creatures, thank you for enlightening me about them

  • @nightmaremadeira6462
    @nightmaremadeira6462 2 роки тому

    Tuyệt vời cô Mây

  • @Esgrth
    @Esgrth 4 роки тому

    Posh mudcrabs mod.

  • @craffte
    @craffte 5 років тому

    Nightmares tonight, then? Ok....

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому

    Is Alan always this wired?

  • @pietskiet8763
    @pietskiet8763 6 років тому +1

    love to know alans weed supplier this episode !

  • @SR-ol6xm
    @SR-ol6xm 6 років тому +43

    Alan is the last remaining funny person... A real comedian..

    • @scottowen2056
      @scottowen2056 6 років тому +9

      Sarah Millican is funny, I love her. But yeah the other two panellists are unfunny.

  • @gavinjones1522
    @gavinjones1522 6 років тому +1

    Half of the panel seemed somewhat awkward, am I wrong?

    • @EvevanKaat
      @EvevanKaat 5 років тому +4

      It's always like that with new-ish guests, most of the older comedians have known each other for years. I thought Sarah McMillan was the least awkward, she's been on QI quite a few times before.

  • @BlueSummers101
    @BlueSummers101 6 років тому +11

    Thank fuck for Alan, otherwise it would have been a very unfunny episode!

  • @lewist7576
    @lewist7576 6 років тому +2

    3:21 Alan makes her joke look shite haha

  • @tribbergrips1613
    @tribbergrips1613 Рік тому

    5 seconds in, "it's the crab you are referring to that puts detritus on its head."
    "When does the real host Mr.Fry come back? Oh never? I'm stuck with this dried up flipped over lesbian beetle forced as my host?!"
    Gay guys = funny
    lesbians = um...

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 4 роки тому +2

    Keep Sarah and sack the other two off, Alan and Sarah were the only funny ones.

  • @Fleeticus
    @Fleeticus 6 років тому +1

    Real shame that only 2 members of this show have an ounce of humour. No prizes for guessing which either.

  • @misterzod
    @misterzod 6 років тому

    Nature is best dressed animals?

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 6 років тому +4

      misterzod No, 'nature's', as in 'the best-dressed animals belonging to/in nature'

    • @EricJeanMawrie
      @EricJeanMawrie 6 років тому

      misterzod 'nature's' the genitive not the contraction of 'nature is'

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому

      It's called a possessive apostrophe. Only 'it' doesn't take one.

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 5 років тому

      misterzod - you appear to attract the amatuer proof readers here!
      Unfortunately, some of Nature's best dressed animals get skinned and put on some of humanity's worst people! Ban all fur, and all animal products, I say.

  • @D4n1t0o
    @D4n1t0o 6 років тому +5

    That redhead is the anti-funny.

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 5 років тому +6

      'That Redhead' as you call her is Alice Levine, a very intelligent woman, and also a funny comedian. You may have a problem?

  • @egeerdem8272
    @egeerdem8272 3 роки тому

    after steven left, this show basically become a book club for middle age women

  • @swarnaprakash549
    @swarnaprakash549 6 років тому +11

    Is it hadn't been for Alan this episode would have been a disaster. Three panelists who can't crack a decent Joke between thrm. Bring back the real comedians!

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому +23

      They were all funny, you just don't like women.

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 6 років тому +10

      LoneKharnivore or maybe they were just unfunny it's got nothing to do with liking women or not they just weren't funny so dont try and pull the gender card.

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 6 років тому +3

      Well, they had Sarah Millican. She's alright. Would have been better if Miranda Hart were one of the panelists.

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 років тому +7

      LoneKharnivore you're the one being sexist, he never said they weren't funny because they were women, you just assumed that

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 років тому

      Swarna hates women on TV because he can't rape those ones.

  • @thesheep3115
    @thesheep3115 2 роки тому

    i dont know why i read it as bes-depressed animal

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому +3

    GENDER IMBALANCE ON BBC PANEL SHOW SOMEONE CALL THE DAILY MAIL

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 6 років тому +2

      LoneKharnivore god you reply to any comment that says that these women weren't funny because they were not and call them misogynists because they didnt laugh at their jokes, you sad human being.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 6 років тому +1

      NUUUUURSE!

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 6 років тому +4

      Floozy McDoozy, but, they were!

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 6 років тому +1

      mklaing09 a large number of people would disagree with you

  • @aloofmusician856
    @aloofmusician856 6 років тому +2

    Wow, she thought she was being funny and then nothing :s

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому +2

      Not enough people have eaten 'dressed crab.'

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 6 років тому +4

      LoneKharnivore or maybe it was a shit joke. Ever thought about that.

    • @glockenrein
      @glockenrein 6 років тому +4

      Floozy McDoozy nah, it was a decent joke and I smiled. She just took too long to deliver it.

    • @FloozyMcDoozy694
      @FloozyMcDoozy694 6 років тому

      @@glockenrein in your opinion it is. But im going by the same thing a load of other people have said it was a shit joke and the crowd in this show appears to agree with me as well

  • @SR-ol6xm
    @SR-ol6xm 6 років тому +10

    Im pretty sure that the man to woman ratio could be considerd sexist..

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 6 років тому +5

      That's every episode of Mock the week, and most episodes of Have I got news.

    • @HomoSeal
      @HomoSeal 6 років тому +53

      Go back to the original series and count how many shows were totally absent of women, then kindly fuck off.

    • @markw4566
      @markw4566 6 років тому +4

      Anonymous User and Alan has the longest hair.

    • @Richard_Ashton
      @Richard_Ashton 6 років тому +18

      I quite liked seeing intelligent and funny women on the show.

    • @theorangetriangle9468
      @theorangetriangle9468 6 років тому +3

      Richard Ashton Apart from most of them have never heard of a joke.

  • @Ozolz
    @Ozolz 6 років тому +8

    A guest that was semi-funny is now the host? This show has becomed so unfunny i died

    • @grant9855
      @grant9855 6 років тому +3

      i agree with the general premise of this comment unfortunately, but "this show became" or "has become"

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 6 років тому

      Ozolz, from your lips to God’s ears.

    • @CMOT101
      @CMOT101 6 років тому +2

      Good.

  • @ajnode
    @ajnode 6 років тому +7

    Lol... ok... so a full cast of females -- then there's Alan. Oh yeah, this doesn't seem like a ham-fisted attempt to appease the squawking feminists at all.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 6 років тому +2

      And for people who respond: "WAAAA BUT WAT ABOUT WEN DA OLD SHOW WAS ON AND IT WAS ALL MALES" - Well, the general guests invited on are comedians and the vast majority of comedians are men... so they are represented quite the way you would expect. Also, as Fry said in a segment about that, they weren't going out of their way to invite only males, it just happened that way - whereas this is an active attempt to feminise the show. Anyone who thinks this Sandi bitch holds a torch to Fry is deluded.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 6 років тому +26

      Ooh, so close! You just let your raging misogyny peek through at the end there.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 6 років тому

      @Lone
      Lol, if you like the show, that's your own business - but it has an overt political agenda.

    • @Zakimals
      @Zakimals 6 років тому +3

      ajnode no it's a 50/50 chance for each panelist of course it's going to happen eventually

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 6 років тому +2

      @Zakimals
      You don't understand statistics.

  • @lisaosullivan2057
    @lisaosullivan2057 6 років тому

    Is it just me or is this panel ALL women???? And Alan x

  • @andypendant4901
    @andypendant4901 6 років тому

    Alan setting with 4 women. Too bad for him.