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  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 4 роки тому +2211

    The cast turning Fry's Acropolis flub into a musical never gets old.

    • @colinmackenzie6277
      @colinmackenzie6277 2 роки тому +64

      We've all seen GREECE, the musical, Whoops, the wrong one! 😆😅🤣

    • @hazelnutnougat582
      @hazelnutnougat582 2 роки тому +5

      @@colinmackenzie6277 👺💅🧜‍♀🕸🥧

    • @Truffle_Pup
      @Truffle_Pup Рік тому +68

      Alan coming in with the West Side Story-esque "What do they Say what do they SAY!" is absolute genius and kept it rolling for another round haha!

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Рік тому +9

      ​@@colinmackenzie6277 Greece lightning!

    • @melissawright1979
      @melissawright1979 Рік тому +2

      It's fantastic

  • @ShiroKage009
    @ShiroKage009 3 роки тому +1613

    He's one of the few who can make David Mitchell look reasonably working class

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 2 роки тому +13

      OOOO BURN!

    • @pedromendes5022
      @pedromendes5022 Рік тому +57

      Miles Jupp also has the same effect on David

    • @eksiarvamus
      @eksiarvamus Рік тому +16

      @@pedromendes5022 Miles Jupp cracking up is one of the funniest things to watch on these shows.

    • @dylanhopwood3773
      @dylanhopwood3773 Рік тому +7

      I dont think I've seen anyone make miles laugh harder than Frankie Boyle

    • @dubsspilly5864
      @dubsspilly5864 Рік тому +14

      ​@@dylanhopwood3773 Oh you have to watch Miles with Sean Locke then. It even breaks Jimmy it's so funny.

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 6 років тому +5223

    "I know you think you're doing a voice but that is how you talk"
    Stephen is such a good sport!

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 6 років тому +27

      Alex Everett-last brains like Einstein, skin made of kevalar, send him well wishes, he has cancer :(

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 6 років тому +19

      Ben Phone Yeah I heard, awful news. Still, I don't think it's too serious so hopefully he'll be okay.

    • @jcortese3300
      @jcortese3300 6 років тому +8

      That one tore me UP. Hilarious!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +32

      "no, its 'to _whom'"_
      XD

    • @francaperotti5934
      @francaperotti5934 5 років тому +13

      I really don't find Jimmy Carr funny at all.

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 3 роки тому +964

    "Grew up in an Enid Blyton novel" is a fantastic description of Stephen's childhood (or at least what we perceive it was)

    • @benjaminlappin2711
      @benjaminlappin2711 2 роки тому +23

      five go mad in dorset

    • @sudrianliam1199
      @sudrianliam1199 2 роки тому +28

      Enid Blyton's Famous Fry.... What a missed opportunity there XD

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket 2 роки тому +6

      He actually had a fairly troubled youth, ended up going to borstel.

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 2 роки тому +4

      ‘Dawn raid’
      Was Stephen part of a fighter squadron? Or do you think he was in the bombers?

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician Рік тому +9

      Been reading the famous five with the kids and the way steven talks is very Blyton, tbh it's kind of rubbed of on me, I recently called something queer (as in strange) and was given rather weird looks.

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Рік тому +567

    Phil Jupitus coming in almost instantly with such gems as "Madeira Pince-Nez" and "You're the shiniest one..." is one of the reasons why I'm always pleased when he's on. So great.

    • @davidanderson1639
      @davidanderson1639 Рік тому +12

      The ‘pumping custard’ segment in hysterically funny!! 😂😂😂

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Рік тому +34

      The way the words "Moooore Madeira?" just kinda bounce out of his mouth is so satisfying.

    • @jashugg
      @jashugg Рік тому +1

      @@SuperJNG18 I think he is saying “More, my dear?”

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima Рік тому +21

      @@jashugg no they’re referring to different alcohols, as Stephen is “too sophisticated” to have the beer goggles, so as a result, he has Madeira pince-nez or a sherry monocle. Both Madeira and sherry are types of fortified wines. It does sound like “more, my dearrrrr?” So I understand the confusion

    • @jashugg
      @jashugg Рік тому +1

      @@jordishima I understand the joke lol, but I also think Phil J is clever enough not to feel the need to repeat his Madeira line. So I’m confident his further line is more m’dear? !

  • @anAmishGuy
    @anAmishGuy 5 років тому +4376

    I sometimes tell my cat "you're the furriest one" in Phil Jupitus's Stephen Fry voice, but no one ever laughs because it's a pretty obscure reference and I live alone.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 5 років тому +236

      Well at least you have a very cultured cat.

    • @tsupa93
      @tsupa93 4 роки тому +118

      This is literally the funniest thing I've ever read

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 4 роки тому +24

      I often find myself singing "Florence it's a lovely morning" because it's an even more obscure reference. Point for anyone who gets it.

    • @JoelCarli
      @JoelCarli 4 роки тому +30

      No, you live with your cat.

    • @AhsokaTanoTheWhite
      @AhsokaTanoTheWhite 4 роки тому +25

      I did that with my sister's cat and she turned and gave me a confused voice because Phil Jupitus sounds nothing like me.

  • @PassionPi
    @PassionPi 5 років тому +515

    "Would sir like to wear a cravat on the cross-country run" is still one of my favourite QI lines

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 Рік тому +7

      I genuinely think about that phrase at least once a month

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 3 роки тому +1602

    RIP Sean Lock - you absolutely brilliant comic.

    • @cruellaclose722
      @cruellaclose722 3 роки тому +21

      He can’t read it, he dead.

    • @cruellaclose722
      @cruellaclose722 3 роки тому +1

      @@mariestreeting4213 in US of A they get all the news. If they haven’t heard of it, it’s not important. Or they bomb it.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 роки тому +12

      RIP, Sean.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 роки тому +5

      @@cruellaclose722 too soon?

    • @athena854
      @athena854 3 роки тому +13

      He had the sickest burns on here, maybe because they were always delivered with a completely straight face?

  • @catheriner999
    @catheriner999 6 років тому +2109

    "on a loom by exquisite boys" is a classic

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому +56

      Catherine R “I can’t wear these: he’s got a mole on his face.”

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 4 роки тому +70

      ​@@DrewSavo "Not many people know this but all of Stephen's suits are lined with butterfly pubes"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +21

      @@LeafShade hand-crafted by the Queen's tailor.

    • @AWABPW
      @AWABPW 3 роки тому +22

      And now he’s gone, rest easy Sean Lock

    • @highjaws
      @highjaws 3 роки тому +8

      RIP Sean Lock

  • @SatanicHamsterThe
    @SatanicHamsterThe 5 років тому +2004

    I still lose it at "bloody hell, Stephen, this better be good."

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 4 роки тому +81

      the delivery on that line is spot on

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 роки тому +51

      "He's gonna say! He's gonna say!"

    • @SjorsHoukes
      @SjorsHoukes Рік тому +7

      Alan is so often sharp in a clever and new way

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Рік тому +8

      "I can't breathe! My tummy hurts!"

  • @MrAttilaRozgonyi
    @MrAttilaRozgonyi 3 роки тому +337

    “More lacquer little boy?!” 😂 Phil Jupitus comes out with the most spectacularly hilarious lines! 😂😆😂

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Рік тому +6

      Just the noise Stephen makes after that! He's laughing so hard he's in genuine pain!

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Рік тому +4

      Him and the great, late Sean Lock are always gold.
      My favourite is Phill showing how a donkey could mate across a field is genius pantomime.

    • @TheDeathclawhunter
      @TheDeathclawhunter 11 місяців тому +2

      shamefully, at first, i didnt really vibe with phil but by the 3rd episode i saw him in, i completely turned the corner and now hes like one of my favorite guests

    • @fnhlgn
      @fnhlgn 3 місяці тому

      STEPHEN WAS LITERALLY DYING I COULDN'T 🤣 🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @MrIcelander
    @MrIcelander 6 років тому +3206

    "I forgot you grew up in an Enid Blyton novel" - And here I thought I'd heard 'em all :D

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +93

      Phil accuses Stephen of living some kind of Dickensian Life, cooking on a Agar and polishing his copper kettles, with rhubarb !!

    • @nirmalkirtisinghe2403
      @nirmalkirtisinghe2403 4 роки тому +35

      When Josh Widdecombe roasts you....

    • @kathrynschauf324
      @kathrynschauf324 4 роки тому +4

      So Is she worth reading?

    • @MrIcelander
      @MrIcelander 4 роки тому +19

      @Kathryn Schauf Depends on the book and more importantly the age of the reader. The only books of hers that I know of are about children sleuths solving mysteries/crimes of one kind or another (The Famous Five etc) and as such will appeal the most to kids of that age range, around 8-12 year olds. I myself obsessively collected those series at that age, that's how much I liked them!
      Having said that, I personally do not think they would appeal to anyone older than that, this is not "young adult" category (let alone for proper adults) with layers & nuances... but not for preschoolers either, due to the crime element.

    • @ayandamagubane3258
      @ayandamagubane3258 4 роки тому +10

      @@RIXRADvidz he also has his clothes made on a loom by exquisite boys lol

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 5 років тому +677

    "You beast, you beast, you utter, utter beast!" I love their banter so much.
    I also love how everyone but especially Bill, Phil and Alan pretend to smoke pipe with their pens whenever they are poking fun at Stephen.

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta Рік тому +5

      In a few of these, Bill actually had his pipe!

    • @Alcagaur1
      @Alcagaur1 Рік тому +3

      A very QI factoid - Stephen was, in 2003, the last celebrity winner of "Pipe Smoker of the Year" as a title (only the outgoing president of the UK Federation of Pipe Clubs - Brian Mills - has won it since, largely as a mark of recognition for his long service).

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 4 роки тому +3168

    "you're all rotters and I hate you"
    "You utter beast"
    Honestly, I love how mildly stroppy he gets when they wind him up

    • @Chimera_Photography
      @Chimera_Photography 3 роки тому +19

      Do you even know what stroppy means? He’s smiling and playing while doing it, he’s not “bad tempered” in any way. And being ‘bad tempered’ is a key component to every synonym I found for stroppy. Ill tempered, grumpy, cantankerous.

    • @violetskies14
      @violetskies14 3 роки тому +117

      @@Chimera_Photography stroppy is like when a teenager pouts and dramatically flops on the sofa after their parent says they have to do something or saying I hate you all when in reality you're barely even mildly annoyed it's not properly bad tempered or grumpy. Saying "You're all rotters and I hate you" is a perfect example of being stroppy.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah me too: I would start shouting and embarras myself... like Sandi.
      😶

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +43

      The absurd comedy of people arguing about what "being" stroppy is or is not is quite something.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 роки тому +21

      @@Chimera_Photography do you know what the qualifier "mildly" means?

  • @francescalderbank7795
    @francescalderbank7795 5 років тому +766

    Matt Lucas' comeback to a grammar correction is just ... the bee's knees! 🤣

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 4 роки тому +30

      I was watching another short QI compilation earlier in which Fry said (when talking about centipedes) "less legs". He's by no means immune.

    • @danhitchen1991
      @danhitchen1991 3 роки тому +4

      I had a good laugh to that

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 роки тому +16

      @@exessex3522 I thought centipedes had claws
      You're now telling me there's no Centi Claws?

    • @JakeFish5058
      @JakeFish5058 3 роки тому +3

      *The bees' knees

    • @Koko-pm4qq
      @Koko-pm4qq 3 роки тому +1

      He nailed it

  • @RMCVideographers
    @RMCVideographers 6 років тому +3273

    The Parthenon one is still the funniest QI moment! I have tears everytime I watch it.

    • @alwindsor7299
      @alwindsor7299 6 років тому +84

      RMC Videographers What do they say, what do they say!

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 6 років тому +2

      Oh, these ones must be yours then.

    • @NomaddUK
      @NomaddUK 6 років тому +4

      I just did a little wee. PMSL!

    • @michikomanalang6733
      @michikomanalang6733 6 років тому +29

      RMC Videographers “...that there are no straight lines!”
      “...wha’evaaaaa”

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 6 років тому +37

      Michiki Yeung
      Q: Why do the columns of the Parthenon appear straight?
      A: Because they are.
      *Johnny Vegas meltdown*

  • @CrookedSkew
    @CrookedSkew 2 роки тому +250

    Matt Lucas's Knock Knock joke is very under-rated. What a comeback.

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Рік тому +3

      Oh, I was wondering what the mad scientist chef was doing there :P

    • @cece221091
      @cece221091 5 місяців тому +2

      I love the speediness of his comeback too. Pure comedy gold with expert execution 😁

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 роки тому +230

    Stephen Fry's cry for help of "I cahn't breathe! My tummy hurts!" almost killed me.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 7 місяців тому +5

      Just as funny as the time along the lines of me and mum having a laughing fit in the car a decade ago and she just goes - while driving - "I can't see I'm crying!!".
      Which just made me laugh harder despite the terror. We did manage to stop because it was a lonely country road but still...! That high pitched strained voice...!
      It's moments like that you wish you could preserve outside of your brain, innit?

  • @sethcragan6908
    @sethcragan6908 4 роки тому +137

    That last bit was just pure genius, 4 guys completely in sync with each other busting on a guy who was happy to keep feeding them ... Gold!

  • @KishoreShenoy1994
    @KishoreShenoy1994 6 років тому +3744

    Hullo, a QI upload.

    • @europeanbourgeois8223
      @europeanbourgeois8223 6 років тому +1

      Kishore Shenoy You spelt “hello” wrong.

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 6 років тому +260

      Someone didn't watch the video before comment trolling.

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 6 років тому +137

      Hullo, someone's a failed troll!

    • @england1413
      @england1413 6 років тому +43

      I have laughed at this hullo clip for ages. Yesterday I pulled back one of my son's hot wheelz cars and it zoomed off under the sofa. Out of nowhere it came back and hit my leg and I said "hullo". Damn.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 років тому +11

      @@europeanbourgeois8223 actually, you pronounce and spell "hullo" wrong.

  • @cmw12
    @cmw12 2 роки тому +95

    The line “I can’t wear these - he’s got a mole on his face!” is such a pointed barb at Stephen! Locke set it up, and Carr knocked it down. Brilliant.

  • @pauliejay4161
    @pauliejay4161 6 років тому +751

    I love it when Bill Bailey goes for the pipe - you know something damn funny is about to come out.

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 5 років тому +3

      Paulie Jay that is true

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 5 років тому +10

      Those are my favourite bits! His facial expression is legendary and the way his hair bounces is the cherry on top!

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes, the Dalai Farmer

    • @Christopherphantom
      @Christopherphantom 3 роки тому +1

      @@thomasnolastname8734 He made that into a rap, in case you didn't know. UA-cam it.

  • @KlunkerRider
    @KlunkerRider 4 роки тому +447

    I think poor Stephen wet himself when the musical "They say Acropolis where the Parthenon is" broke out.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +22

      Poor man looked on the verge of tears 😂😂😂🤣🤧

    • @bronwynlangley2041
      @bronwynlangley2041 3 роки тому

      Which show is this one in?

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 3 роки тому +4

      The first time I saw it, I almost did, too. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 3 роки тому +3

      I suppose for me it was the rhythm of the way he said it, several times, then the others picked up on that and took off. And then kept going.

    • @jamesmartin9401
      @jamesmartin9401 3 роки тому +3

      @d R It sounds like the intro to some old tune in an old musical where you have "the musical question" of some kind before getting into the song proper. The Animaniacs cartoon show would parody riff off of that sort of thing all the time. It was one of the corniest conventions of the 30's to 50's musical theater, yet you kind of enjoyed it from time to time.

  • @Ngamotu83
    @Ngamotu83 6 років тому +2943

    The Acropolis clip is brilliant, but Phil Jupitus ripping on Stephen always cracks me up, no matter how many times I watch him do it.

    • @griffya8364
      @griffya8364 6 років тому +76

      Michael Gibb Madeira Pince-nez!

    • @Ngamotu83
      @Ngamotu83 6 років тому +104

      Then Stephen revealed his plans for a child-buffing workshop.

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 6 років тому +36

      Stephen's confusion at "Canny" was absolutely amazing.

    • @MrIcelander
      @MrIcelander 6 років тому +13

      Michael Gibb - I so agree, nobody beats Phil at that game (certainly not that unfunny bully Sean Lock, who only comes across as mean).

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 років тому +4

      Michael Gibb the acropolis bit is as boring as batshit. Its horribly contrived and overly drawn out. It lacks imagination and all wit

  • @BeezerWashingbeard
    @BeezerWashingbeard 5 років тому +2319

    Would sir like to wear a cravat for the cross-country run?

  • @starlinguk
    @starlinguk 6 років тому +3037

    Bloody hell, Stephen, this'd better be good.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 років тому +72

      Guess it wasn't that good since Allan Davis' reply was "Whatever" which sadly was cut out of this video.

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 5 років тому +3

      @@scipioafricanus5871 It's on the "Musicals" clip.

    • @SarcasmicGlory
      @SarcasmicGlory 4 роки тому +2

      Read this comment right as they said it 🤣👌

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 4 роки тому +10

      the most pressure stephen fry had ever felt under in his whole career

    • @manfrombritain6816
      @manfrombritain6816 3 роки тому +8

      one of the most perfectly timed bits of comedy ever. Alan is so underrated

  • @frozenlake1215
    @frozenlake1215 6 років тому +5479

    New bucket list item: Make a well-educated British person get so flustered as to call me a Beast

    • @jjdecani
      @jjdecani 6 років тому +312

      I'm a well-educated British person. And you, sir, are a beast.

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 6 років тому +117

      Your more likely to be called a wanker since some people would take beast as a compliment.

    • @mushypeasplease8872
      @mushypeasplease8872 6 років тому +21

      @The Tusk Force - wow that turned sinister quick. Why so angry. No one's insulting anyone except you. Chill out.

    • @adamlund2299
      @adamlund2299 5 років тому +43

      @@Aloyus_Knight it's 'you're' as in you are. You wanker. 😂

    • @royalbuff123
      @royalbuff123 5 років тому +17

      You rotter

  • @Pusher97
    @Pusher97 4 роки тому +1668

    Sarah saying "a shiny one?" was the equivalent to pulling a pin on a hand grenade.
    Bless her.

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d 3 роки тому +79

      she always makes me laugh, even if she's not telling a joke

    • @danpedersen55
      @danpedersen55 2 роки тому +25

      I love her laugh...

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 2 роки тому +33

      I think Stephen could have made that good, his comment about shiny children - shiny, happy children, all shiny and new, bright and shiny, etc. - but it was far funnier the way it went. She broke him up, and everyone joined in. Stephen was along for the ride. An assembly line of children being buffed and lacquered is priceless! (Reminded me of school picture day when I was a kid.)

    • @SjorsHoukes
      @SjorsHoukes Рік тому +10

      @@beenaplumber8379”I can see my face in your face” knocked me out 😂

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Рік тому +14

      @@beenaplumber8379 And as someone else pointed out, when the initial conversation had been getting a bit awkward, it gave both parties a chance to get out of it and go along with the new joke.

  • @GeniusLad32
    @GeniusLad32 4 роки тому +601

    Phil jumping in and saving Sarah and Stephen from a very awkward moment is brilliant

    • @andreahogan3820
      @andreahogan3820 2 роки тому +50

      Phil ran with the joke that Sarah made, I don't think he saved anyone.

    • @GeniusLad32
      @GeniusLad32 2 роки тому +93

      @@andreahogan3820 He definitely elevated it beyond awkwardness into outright comedy

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Рік тому +9

      "Moooore LACQUER, little boy?"
      NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 7 місяців тому +1

      @@andreahogan3820 Well it would have gotten more awkward if they didnt move on quickly.

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 4 роки тому +382

    5:15 At the risk of repeating myself, the quick wit with which matt Lucas gets back at Stephen and the delight that brings Stephen is such a mesmerizing moment! Watched it so many times, never gets old! Stephen actually is turned on by wit and intelligence!

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 3 роки тому +9

      7:31 is adorable

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +14

      @@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 ENGLAND!
      _CRICKET!_
      *rubs kettle furiously*

    • @DapperTroy
      @DapperTroy 2 роки тому +8

      This is a prime example of why I love British humour.

    • @alfnoakes392
      @alfnoakes392 2 роки тому +12

      Matt Lucas is a Very clever chap. Saw him on the comedy circuit before he became famous and he really is as sharp as a very sharp thing.

    • @CanadaMatt
      @CanadaMatt Рік тому +5

      Fry is such a true artist with the English language. He is a veritable master of the spoken word. Seeing him get his comeuppance from Lucas for being pedantic was a real treat.

  • @emilyorton8248
    @emilyorton8248 5 років тому +108

    The acropolis never gets old. But it's Bill's initial laugh when Stephen first forgets that makes me laugh 😂

  • @probablygraham
    @probablygraham 5 років тому +180

    Josh and "I forgot you grew up in an Enid Blyton novel" - brilliant. Sandi is fantastic - without doubt the only person who could have taken over from Stephen - but these moments really made QI so funny.

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Рік тому +1

      I'd say John Cleese... he's not dead yet, is he?

  • @iggysixx
    @iggysixx Рік тому +15

    "I know you think you're doing a voice, but that is how you talk." is still one of the quickest, funniest put downs I've ever heard.
    And the varnish bit is amazing. (Couldn't have happened without ALL the guests being creatively funny. Phil's imagination runs wild, but it's Sarah's "are they varnished? Can i varnish one" that kicks it off. And Alan's impression of a child encased in varnish really brings it.. to a high sheen)

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 6 років тому +431

    "You beast, you utter utter beast!"
    "You're all rotters and I hate you..."

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 5 років тому +81

    Great teamwork by the panelists on "They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is...". Brilliant piece of television.

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 5 років тому +2

      Who's the fourth panelist who seems to work with Bill Bailey a lot in the singing parts? I know who Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies are but I'm not sure who the fourth guy is.

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 5 років тому +1

      @@lisakaz35 Rob Brydon

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 5 років тому +1

      @@ifacro Thanks. He seemed on the same page with Bill Bailey, though he's not shown as much. Wasn't he the second voice to the singing of "where the Parthenon is?" I can't tell if he says "you have to tell us" or Carr did.

    • @ceejay3054
      @ceejay3054 Рік тому

      That's now a household phrase round our way

  • @danielalejandrofuentestoro2540
    @danielalejandrofuentestoro2540 3 роки тому +27

    That first clip with Sean kills me, R.I.P. legend

  • @thenixer209
    @thenixer209 Рік тому +22

    I love how his insistence on calling them all "utter BEASTS" only digs his grave deeper

  • @ryanmorgan4961
    @ryanmorgan4961 6 років тому +271

    I love how when they’re all ripping into him they just start bringing out smoking pipes 😂

  • @Breakfast221
    @Breakfast221 10 місяців тому +4

    I come back to this video embarrassingly often. Never gets old.

  • @samnemeth-smyth6109
    @samnemeth-smyth6109 Рік тому +22

    The child buffing workshop gets me howling every time 😂😂😂
    Closely followed by Phil's piss taking about brass kettles and Stephen's Aga 🤣

  • @jgg75
    @jgg75 5 років тому +48

    It's been 12 years, 12 years and The Acropolis (where the Parthenon is) is still just as funny as the first time I saw it.

  • @probablygraham
    @probablygraham 5 років тому +59

    QI with Sandi Toksvig is still an excellent programme, and I can't think of anyone who could have done anything like as well as she has done in stepping into Stephen Fry's shoes, but this collection of clips illustrates just what made the show such a joy to watch. It must be awfully difficult to be as "English" as Stephen Fry is.

  • @alantough9554
    @alantough9554 2 роки тому +45

    I must have watched this 10 times over the last few years and every time I catch myself laughing out loud. Bravo!

  • @Ngamotu83
    @Ngamotu83 6 років тому +845

    I just realised there is another hilarious moment that should have been included: When Bill Bailey gave Stephen a hard time for copying books on a typewriter.

    • @leeolsson5271
      @leeolsson5271 6 років тому +9

      Michael Gibb Oh yes!!!!

    • @MrIcelander
      @MrIcelander 6 років тому +30

      And the "You beasts, you utter beasts!" bit, that one is completely missing too.

    • @JohnD640
      @JohnD640 6 років тому +31

      And Jupitus' Geordie Cavalryman joke.

    • @WhiteSleevedStu
      @WhiteSleevedStu 6 років тому +18

      That was so good. "You're not like other people, are you?"

    • @fallensway855
      @fallensway855 6 років тому +4

      Do you know which episode that would happen to be by chance?

  • @fleuelise1852
    @fleuelise1852 4 роки тому +45

    I love how the brits comedians support each other.....they always appear on the other comedians shows

  • @Astralfirework
    @Astralfirework 2 роки тому +9

    Acroc-apop-acropolis had me in bits. The way he just wittered to himself at the end.

  • @rarh3643
    @rarh3643 6 років тому +185

    Watching this and nearly crying with laughter has made me realise how much I, and all of humanity will miss this great man when he eventually leaves this earth. But I hope that will not be for many more years to come.
    So dear Stephen, I know you will obliterate this cancer and you will continue to delight and educate us all. Fight for your life and don't let this silly little obstacle beat that beautiful soul of yours 💕

  • @universalfleece
    @universalfleece 3 роки тому +41

    Stephen Fry, one of the all time greats - so funny and intelligent, yet humble and prepared to laugh at himself without a care. Amazing.

  • @Aldrnarii
    @Aldrnarii Рік тому +12

    I will, in my entire life, never be able to (or for that matter want to) forget that what they say about the acropolis where the Parthenon is that there are no straight lines.
    A true classic moment of QI and TV in general!

  • @kilmorgancastle
    @kilmorgancastle 6 років тому +525

    I was waiting for the Acropolis clip to crop up, and I was not disappointed!

    • @joehiggins995
      @joehiggins995 6 років тому

      Hannah Hassall u

    • @no.1machopfan503
      @no.1machopfan503 6 років тому +1

      It wouldn't be Poking Fun at Stephen Fry without it! :p

    • @johnhuffman9533
      @johnhuffman9533 6 років тому +8

      "Acropolis clip to crop up" ... imaging Stephen trying to say that on a QI retrospective...

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 років тому

      Hannah Hassall cos your an idiot?

    • @DrDespicable
      @DrDespicable 6 років тому +2

      @@zapkvr "You're" - as in "You're an asshole."

  • @thenameisgsarci
    @thenameisgsarci 6 років тому +4348

    Should've titled this video "Stephen gets Fry'ed". XD

    • @ReegusReever
      @ReegusReever 6 років тому +9

      Naw.

    • @wastagwaga
      @wastagwaga 6 років тому +10

      ayyyy

    • @MetaalMeerkat
      @MetaalMeerkat 6 років тому +8

      No, they are not 10 years old.

    • @sanbilge
      @sanbilge 6 років тому +121

      Pun has no age, my friend.

    • @zanexiao4488
      @zanexiao4488 6 років тому +6

      hello. fancy seeing you here instead of some Medtner/Beethoven video

  • @keithf_
    @keithf_ 2 роки тому +30

    Sean Lock's incredulous comment 'You had a prep-school tailor ... what, for that suit you wear when you're five' leads to the most hilarious follow-ups. It's one of my very favourite QI episodes.
    Jo Brand (perhaps not seen in this montage) doesn't join in at all, but just collapses in floods of comic tears. Classic episode.

  • @fudgis2572
    @fudgis2572 2 роки тому +12

    Always loved it when Phil Jupitus was on, a winning combination as you knew it was only a matter of time before he started taking the mick out of Stephen Fry; his Madeira pince-nez and the hilarious child buffing workshop have me in stitches every time!

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 6 років тому +869

    They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is...

    • @nfmonteiro
      @nfmonteiro 6 років тому +20

      Wa'eva!

    • @GrandiaKnight
      @GrandiaKnight 6 років тому +5

      First episode of QI I ever watched!

    • @DavidAxelrodP
      @DavidAxelrodP 6 років тому +42

      What do they say, what do they say?!

    • @gabbylister2989
      @gabbylister2989 6 років тому +24

      THAT THERE WERE NO STRAIGHT LINES!!!

    • @corriedebeer799
      @corriedebeer799 6 років тому +2

      THAT IT J Robert Herrick's "To the Virgin

  • @maninchair6648
    @maninchair6648 5 років тому +1702

    "Stephen doesn't have beer goggles , he has Madeira Pince-nez" !!

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 5 років тому +155

      I'm glad you spelled that because until now I genuinely had no idea what Phil was saying to him. Now I know. Every day's a school day. :)

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 5 років тому +58

      A Dom Perignon magnifying glass.

    • @MrTaktic121
      @MrTaktic121 5 років тому +5

      ha

    • @lyannawinter405
      @lyannawinter405 4 роки тому +27

      @@grahamlive "Put your wine away!"
      xD
      (I hope you know about this section with Sandy and Bill Riley, otherwise this must be a rather weird comment to you ^^)

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 роки тому +31

      A.... smaaall.... sherry 😏 🍷

  • @karlclemmy2054
    @karlclemmy2054 4 роки тому +34

    Whenever Iam feeling a bit low, this is essential viewing, cheers me up every time, one of the best programmes on the television

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 4 роки тому +2

      Karl Clemmy That’s Why I’m watching this today.... ☺️❤️🦋🙏

    • @karlclemmy2054
      @karlclemmy2054 4 роки тому +1

      @@caralama08 hope it helps, stay positive

  • @joonasloisa1027
    @joonasloisa1027 3 роки тому +26

    Rest in peace Sean Lock. You will be dearly missed!

  • @imadethistocomment8833
    @imadethistocomment8833 6 років тому +289

    A shiny child is better than a dull one!

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 4 роки тому

      IMadeThisToComment but I still prefer it to be bright...

    • @cmw12
      @cmw12 3 роки тому

      Brighter anyway...

  • @GRDwashere
    @GRDwashere 5 років тому +21

    it's 2019 and even after seeing it for I don't even know how many times, the acropolis bit has yet again left me in stitches

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen 6 років тому +1282

    We miss you, Stephen...❤😊❤😊

    • @ElCID40000
      @ElCID40000 6 років тому +180

      Of course, we do. How could we not? That said, since there had to be a replacement, we also have to acknowledge that Sandy is absolutely, utterly magnificent...!

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 6 років тому +83

      James Chambers Honestly, I don't think she's that great. That being said, I also have to be honest and admit that I'm hard pressed to think of anyone who would work better than she does...
      Stephen is just irreplaceable, sadly. Or luckily, depending on how you look at it. ;-)

    • @G33KSPALACEdotCOM
      @G33KSPALACEdotCOM 6 років тому +89

      She's different, but I'm still getting just as much enjoyment from QI as I did with Stephen. I do hope Stephen will come on as a panel guest at some point though.

    • @douglaspatrick868
      @douglaspatrick868 6 років тому +42

      I love both hosts, they are wonderful, Stephen is a special entity in the world of entertainment. Especially when it has an educational bent! Sandi is dead funny and brilliant herself, love when she shares stories about her family, hilarious stuff.

    • @U2QuoZepplin
      @U2QuoZepplin 6 років тому +12

      Michael Berthelsen Hopefully they’ll have Stephen back on the show some time like they have had the actual creators of the show on once or twice.

  • @ticklish1991
    @ticklish1991 3 роки тому +13

    phil jupitus actually unwittingly delves into a fry and laurie sketch at 7:28. "england...elgar...cream...garboldisham..."

  • @John_Ridley
    @John_Ridley 6 років тому +92

    I......I....CAN'T.....BREATHE...... Forgot how it got when Phil was digging at Stephen. So good.

  • @NilsMcCloud
    @NilsMcCloud 6 років тому +349

    'Madeira pince-nez' I Lost it xD

  • @adambrekka4913
    @adambrekka4913 6 років тому +2590

    And then Stephen revealed his plans for a child-buffing workshop.

    • @anjalis4845
      @anjalis4845 6 років тому +15

      Adam Brekka Baaaa

    • @money1133ful
      @money1133ful 6 років тому +191

      Where craftsmen will get toddlers to a high sheen. "More lacquer, little boy?"

    • @MrSam4850
      @MrSam4850 6 років тому +10

      Samuel Mazo *lacquer

    • @adambrekka4913
      @adambrekka4913 6 років тому +83

      Bahahahaha!
      You're the SHINiest ONE.

    • @wich1
      @wich1 6 років тому +15

      Best QI moment ever

  • @PomegranateStaindGrn
    @PomegranateStaindGrn 5 років тому +227

    I have finally figured out what is wrong with American television. Every one of these clips would have ended up on the cutting room floor and they’re the best bits.

    • @saoirse7167
      @saoirse7167 4 роки тому +9

      Do you think we embrace imperfection more?

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 4 роки тому +5

      Saoirse no you just have shit comedy:
      “Hurr durr loud is funny and it has to be scripted”

    • @AllUpOns
      @AllUpOns 4 роки тому +43

      @@kenopsia9013 I think you're badly misjudging what country a person named Saoirse is likely to be from.

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 4 роки тому

      AllUpOns13 I didn’t even look at their name why would that matter, I’m basing my observation on the fact they said “we” in response to a comment where the subject was America

    • @sEaNoYeAh
      @sEaNoYeAh 4 роки тому +31

      @@kenopsia9013 they said "we" in relation to the idea of the British not cutting out organic moments of humour, thus embracing imperfection. This implies they're British/from the British isles. One of us, not American.

  • @Raviscerator
    @Raviscerator 6 років тому +70

    -I think Phill Jupitus was probably the one guy who could get Stephen Fry so flustered. Personal favorite Jupitus-Fry moment is when Phil has the pencil in his mouth from this ua-cam.com/video/YSIzXiPydPQ/v-deo.html
    What a fun crowd!

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong 6 років тому +1

      Phil always goes 1 or 2 times too many on the same joke and starts to kill it. Needs to wrap it up sooner.

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 6 років тому +14

    @5:24 Stephen shows what a great mind ánd a great sport he is. What a marvelous response to a counter (on his “fewer fillings” correction). That’s what I love about this man!!

  • @Observ45er
    @Observ45er 6 років тому +16

    "...That there are no straight lines." An indeed there were none in that whole bit!
    There were so many wonderful bits where the members all chipped in with very funny stuff.
    ...
    Another of my faves is the giant tortoise.
    ..
    It always seemed like a bunch of friends getting together for a friendly evening of fun.

  • @sureillbethere
    @sureillbethere 4 роки тому +46

    "I thought you had yours done on a loom, by exquisite boys." Oh Sean 😂😂

    • @Crilic3
      @Crilic3 2 роки тому +1

      I miss Sean :')

  • @vaughanmayberry8513
    @vaughanmayberry8513 3 роки тому +45

    If anyone should be cloned, it's Stephen Fry. The world needs more people just like him.

  • @KarlSmith
    @KarlSmith 5 років тому +52

    "Bloody hell, Stephen. This better be good." Lmao gets me every time

  • @pierrearonnax3100
    @pierrearonnax3100 4 роки тому +7

    The sound Phil makes of the motor on the child buffer bogging down under load kills me every time.

  • @harryhaarbal3819
    @harryhaarbal3819 3 роки тому +7

    Okay I've seen this like a 100 times but it never seems to fail in making me cry with laughter!

  • @BuildingCenter
    @BuildingCenter 5 років тому +102

    I dumbfounded by my love for this show. All seasons, both hosts, the vast majority of guests.
    QI might be the best thing BBC has ever produced, including the the rich wealth led by Sir David Attenborough. It's rarified trivia filtered with base and raunchy jokes. That's all it is. And it's _*great*_.

    • @CDMVIDZ
      @CDMVIDZ 3 роки тому

      100% agree. There used to be a UA-cam channel with full-length rips of every episode, long since taken down; I wish I knew where to find all the early seasons these days.

    • @sarar6608
      @sarar6608 2 роки тому +1

      @@CDMVIDZ It's all freely available on the BBC iPlayer website, I think-

  • @baxtermcloughlin2287
    @baxtermcloughlin2287 6 років тому +28

    7:50 is my absolute favorite. I even watched it before I went to the Acropolis last March. You are very missed Stephen

  • @kevingouldrup9265
    @kevingouldrup9265 5 років тому +53

    Mr Fry is a treasure! He can take it as well as he gives. NOW! I'm Off to the Acropolis where the Parthenon is!

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 4 роки тому +2

      I've been to the Acropolis where the Parthenon is - do you know what they say about it?

  • @iatsd
    @iatsd 4 роки тому +26

    Phil Jupitus is positively vicious - and Stephen clearly enjoys every second of it.

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 5 років тому +261

    This is the most English thing I've ever seen...and I'm English.

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 5 років тому +4

      gitsurfer27 haha true. Love that quote

    • @montelbooner
      @montelbooner 4 роки тому +1

      It’s TV perfection!!

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 роки тому +2

      Hullo, another Brit!

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 3 роки тому

      @@dillerud95 I didn't know it was a quote lol i was just saying it....who said it?

  • @ubuchaka
    @ubuchaka 6 років тому +44

    that was lovely. made me want to go rewatch the whole series for the 100th time.

  • @TheRowlandstone73
    @TheRowlandstone73 5 років тому +5

    Stephen's applauding and genuine guffaw at Matt Lucas's Knock-Knock joke is priceless! Not only is the joke funny, but also, I'm sure, Stephen being Stephen, loved, (and was relieved at), the fact that Matt cleverly got him back after he corrected him!

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 5 років тому +2

      He was the one who exclaimed "Touche'" no?

  • @neonGawdzilla
    @neonGawdzilla 6 років тому +7

    This is officially my favorite QI video. Stephen, you are adorable just the way you are.

  • @susie9893
    @susie9893 3 місяці тому +3

    I just didn't want this to end

  • @CalWillify
    @CalWillify 6 років тому +9

    Stephan is so bloody adorable. God bless him.

  • @brianmacgabhann5630
    @brianmacgabhann5630 Рік тому +16

    Alan's comment; "bloody hell Stephen"; perfect comic timing.

  • @kathyknight3896
    @kathyknight3896 6 років тому +7

    The acropolis bit cracks me up every time. Brings me to tears.

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 6 років тому

      Me, too. And not many things actually make me laugh (unfortunately).

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 років тому +25

    I love how he always reacts by moaning "you're all BULLIES!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @rippspeck
    @rippspeck 3 роки тому +3

    Rest in peace, Sean. Absolute comedy legend.
    Much love from Germany. You will be missed.

  • @Cha0sRising90
    @Cha0sRising90 3 роки тому +6

    Phil will always be my favorite Stephen guest! His goal was always to pick on Stephen, and it's truly amazing.

  • @christhomas7905
    @christhomas7905 Рік тому +5

    I am crying with laughter here... poor Stephen, but he laughs along because its so funny 😁 I'd like to meet him one day, he's very intelligent and also very funny

  • @cheeses45
    @cheeses45 6 років тому +49

    Stephen should appear as a panelist now!!!!

  • @nothingtoseehere2336
    @nothingtoseehere2336 Рік тому +8

    And to think "They say of the Acropolis......" didn't actually make the final cut of the episode in which it was filmed. (It was put in an extras and outtakes episode that was bolted on to the end of the series to save making a Christmas special that year.)

  • @abettum5441
    @abettum5441 Місяць тому +1

    "Bloody 'ell Stephen! This better be good!" Seen it a thousand times and it stil cracks me up

  • @frightfullyawesome
    @frightfullyawesome 6 років тому +409

    Mooore, more lacquer, little boy?

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 3 роки тому +82

    Stephen Fry is a gift to this world and should be remembered for generations as a witty comic, human rights activist, and a man with a brilliant intellect.
    Still, it is fun to make fun of someone who grew up with an upper-middle class background who doesn’t know what beer goggles are nor had a school without a school tailor to custom fit individual students.

  • @RenessanceFilms
    @RenessanceFilms 6 років тому +171

    "You beast!"

  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 3 роки тому +5

    If laughter and good humor extend the human lifespan, then Stephen shall live forever!

  • @redelfshotthefood8213
    @redelfshotthefood8213 4 роки тому +6

    The end bit about the Acropolis is unexpected and unscripted comedy gold.

  • @tedhobgood
    @tedhobgood 3 місяці тому +1

    It's only because I adore Stephen so much that I laugh so hard when all his pals gang up on him. So funny!

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 5 років тому +3

    Bill Baileys early 1900's pipe impressions never cease to be funny, in fact they get better every time.

  • @callumwoodward1591
    @callumwoodward1591 3 роки тому +7

    Seeing Sean Lock on the first clip made me realise how much I will miss him.