I love how far away Amy sounds, which implies she's not even helping film this, it's just Mark sitting alone in front of a camera losing his mind over corn and Sour Patch Kids
Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure
Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
@@monksquatch3467 what point? that you aren't allowed to send a gift unless its big enough to impress a millionaire? or that you aren't allowed to say 'no' to him?
The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
Green giant did actually respond to mark on twitter and asked to get in touch with him. we will see soon enough what Green Giant has planned for mark (and i can't fucking wait for that video)
I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.
@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn
I Know it's a joke but I feel secondhand bad.....ness.... Aha, I would feel so bad if they took me seriously. Like, I wouldn't even be able to joke about this, I would just confess my extensive love for them and be do grateful to them, for... Corn... Lmao, this video is hilarious though.
@@rattian1976 Yeah, I kinda wish he did a little bit at the end of the video where he apologized and confessed his love for Del Monte in a cheesy romance style.
@@jasonflores4856 the thing is Mark is a pretty serious person what he`s trying to do here if you arer trying to ask someone to promote your stuff make it professional dont try to make like youtubers is some kind of kid profession only some people make a living better than someone who made few hundred thousand a year some of them are serious in their work business as asian , they have manners of introduction we dont go like western where "howdy ya`ll we came here to ask you to do promotion for our thing and expect nothing less from you"
Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.
Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets) The well ran dry
@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day
As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a UA-camr for a long time. I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣
yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much
That would of been fine. But they sent him 10 dollars worth of product without asking atleast sour patch kids was kinda a sweet deal shit ton of their candy and their shoes.
@@cadenamstutz1735 They dont owe him even cans of corn 🤷🏻♀️ i have always liked his gaming videos but he's going down the rabbit hole into becoming one of THOSE youtubers. Obsessed with fame and money. An entire video because a corn company didn't sponsor him for mentioning corn 😑
Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?” Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that” Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“
@@connorbrazier3235 jesus fuck! this is the third comment i have made in less than a week that has gotten over 500 likes! what am i doing right!? i dont know anymore xD
I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can
It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing UA-camr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.
I love how far away Amy sounds, which implies she's not even helping film this, it's just Mark sitting alone in front of a camera losing his mind over corn and Sour Patch Kids
Why is that so true 😂
Regular UA-camr: starts beef with other UA-cams
Markiplier: starts beef with beef
yes
Big brain.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wanna like but its 666
Lmao exactly
Thier marketing team is genius. Some guy at a desk is like "bro, let's send him 24 cans of corn. Perfect meme content"
Exactly lmao I really think so🙄
Lmao u know he probably got his ass fired for that too
@@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 lmao
Haha corn go plplplplplplplplppl.
Yes
Markiplier: *Desperately wants a sponsor
Big Corporations: *Treats him like a homeless person and sends socks and food
I was about to be offended for you, for having so few likes and no comments. Then I saw when this comment was posted lmao.
@@songgoddess09 Lol, glad you enjoyed my comment!
Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate
It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure
@@Junseo0510 is your name pronounced goh joohn suh?
@@electricanimations6183 Technically! In proper Latinization, it would be written, "Koh Jun-seo". Good job 👍
Del monte: sends corn late
Mark: “is this a threat?”
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no
y e s
[Ramses voice from Gods and Kings] IS THAT A THREAT?!
@@okarifox its corn its C O R N
Ads right now: *Mr Beast selling Honey*
Ads in 3 years: "You ever tried beans? Hi, I'm Markiplier..."
Little did we know those beans weren't Jolly Green Giant's and instead Bush's Baked Beans.
There’s been 8 minutes and you got 309 likes
@ol' man 'rantrum have you watched the video yet?
Not yet, sadly
three years later, no corn ads from Mark
When he isn't drinking pee or hurting himself to "test his bodies limits", he is starting wars with canned vegetable companies.
worlds most unproblemaitic youtuber
what a life indeed
@I Am KevinBB x2 Someone ate a can of Del Monte Greenbeans
😂😂
yes 😂
Amy - “3-4 months ago probably”
Mark - “5-6 months probably, basically a year”
“Showmanship!”
Delmonte: this will be funny
Mark: this is an insult
Delmonte- dying inside
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 shut up bot
Lol im 9
Lmao fr also im sure the brand is latin
@@davidthecommenter canal?? Really..
@@fadil1444 i have no idea who makes those things
Markiplier is like a divorced dad who lost custody of the child and is now breaking down after losing unus annus
He's reverting to HeeHoo.
@@crubs83 oh no..
@@crubs83 oh my god-
@@crubs83 Uh-oh
@@crubs83 let’s just hope Ethan dosen’t revert to the Gongoozler
Green giant doesn’t give mark a sponsorship* Mark: “I’m moving on to motts apple sauce”.
That's not a veg
@@notreal5826 he will abandon the veg entirely
Put me in the screen shot when this actually happens and becomes a meme
This kinda off topic but I love their apple juice
And then what? Hellman's Mayonnaise?
Markiplier: im not in it for the money. Del monte: dosen’t send a check. Markiplier: refuses to show any more support for them
Green Giant sends 40 cans of Green Beans instead of a Sponsorship
Markiplier:
"Green Giant is SOOOOOOO DEAD TO ME"
He might say that with 400 cans even XD
He might say that with 4000 cans even XD
@@moosegod3334 or 40000 XD imagine that
@@Vox_funny_tv_man__ or 400,000
or 4e6
It feels like a break up, Mark is " falling in love" with the companies and then breaking up with them... Better than any kdrama
And better than twilight
still a better lovestory than twilight :D
The funny thing is he is half Korean
Still better than twilight
Kdrama
companies: sends mark gifts
mark: *peace was never an option*
Companies: sends mark gifts
Mark: my disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined
Lol
Peas*
Del monte: sends mark corn
Mark: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*
Ha
Markiplier: 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻
Also Markiplier: This is an insult
@MrBeast ✓⃝ bot :/
It’s the ultimate insult
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
(I like your profile picture.. 🙂).
"Wow, this is worthless!"
unus annus: dies
ethan:carrying on with his life
mark:destroying del monte corn company
Yes xD
Hey you there
Velruth
Do you miss the minecraft videos
I know I do
The only dude who can make a 19 minute video about corn entertaining
Slimecicle comes close
😂😂 you right
Nah you could do it too Robert
Oh god I didn't even notice 🤣
The only man who could start a canned vegetable war on the internet too 💀
Mark wiping his table with sour patch kids socks is just next level shithousery
I think this is foreshadowing what Mark will be like in a Nursing Home.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Now I'm imagining an aged Mark ranting to an IV drip about the tapioca pudding XD
"Eh? I can't hear you over my MONEY and my NO PANTS."
Corn mark. Corn.
“Should I call nurse Tracy?”
Unus Annus being deleted was just an excuse to purge his history of Del Monte love.
why does this have no replies
maybe...
maybe
Del Monte may be dead to Mark, but not to Annus.
@@jj_grabes um yea bcuz Annus IS dead XD
@@itsquentin8442 I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. :)
Mark: "Del Monte is dead to me"
Only Mark would have a falling out with a *Corn Company*
It's the wildest shit
Yepp
And were all here for it apparently
Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
Del Monte sends Mark a free gift
Mark: "and I took that personally"
LOL
I mean, he has a point though
Yeah that sounds about right
@@monksquatch3467 what point? that you aren't allowed to send a gift unless its big enough to impress a millionaire? or that you aren't allowed to say 'no' to him?
Mark five months later: Screw the big jolly green giant, whatever his name is. Now I’m all about Libby’s canned carrots
Congrats, your gonna be one of the people who will have 2k like within the span of hours! Nice
I am very impressed with your likes my friends. How about you sponser green giant and I give you 1mill likes
That was one of the people talked about on the podcast right?
Yepp
Just wait till he runs out of vegetables and moves onto fruit
Del Monte: Sends a letter explaining that they will be giving Mark 24 cans of corn
Mark: "Is ThIs A tHrEaT?"
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMAO
The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
Corporations underestimating internet celeberties has been a tale as old as the internet itself.
I’m literally eating canned corn while watching this video because of its impact.
No such thing as bad press as they say lol
He’s so English with his humour I love it ❤
I went out and bought canned corn after this because of this video
I actually stopped buying Del Monte products after this 😂 mmmmm green giant, much better 🤣
If someone doesn't sponsor Mark soon, he might just kill us all.
Green giant did actually respond to mark on twitter and asked to get in touch with him. we will see soon enough what Green Giant has planned for mark (and i can't fucking wait for that video)
Send him 25 cans
@@theniftyguy8525 Yesss omg that's great
What about that Alienware sponsorship
@@chaoticsimmer3263 that wad only a two-time thing with the pogostuck videos where they paid mark to promote them in those videos
Everyone else during quarantine: *is depressed and sad*
Mark during quarantine: *rants that Del Monte not sponsoring him*
@@itslethalbro ok but like same that is literally what my family does. While Mark is mad cuz a food brand won’t sponsor him 😂
Or Green Giant
Or Sour Patch Kids
Or anyone
I'm always depressed so that's false
Imagine being del monte and sending him corn as a thank you gift and mark makes a video about how your corn sucks and how he likes green beans now.
i would laugh n say thats fair considering my gift to him would be CORN
Betrayal...
It would be kinda "corny" not sure if they would be quite "jolly" about it.
@@theSixPathsOfTrains if not jolly then maybe ‘corny in a slightly happy/angry way’?
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled
I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
Mark: “How long ago was it?”
Amy: “Like 3-4 months ago.”
Mark: “Yeah! Like 5-6 months ago! Like a year ago!”
Markiplier in the next few months:
"I'm over the jolly green giant-
It's all about bushes baked beans"
he's coming for Ethan's baked bean sponsorship
Then the next thing ya know Jolly Green Giant sends him a twenty pound case of green beans
Thats for eef
soon to be Manwich Burger meat
No that's good mythical morning
Del Monte: Sends Mark free corn
Mark: “and I took that personally”
Maybe it just went against the grain for him.
Lol
This made me laugh harder than it probably should lol
Imao
I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.
You should look at green giant before and after.
This whole video is Mark throwing shade at worldwide franchises, him eating green beans and then getting very upset.
yeah but I loved it
The classic Markiplier sponsorship strategy of insulting and demeaning a brand until they sponsor him
If it ain't broke don't fix it!
How many times has this worked lol
@@TetrixJ just ask Sour Patch Kids
Have to like how he cleaned the Green Giant's spilled mess after throwing corn in the Sour Patch Kids cup on the table with the Sour Patch Kids socks.
It's not Markiplier unless he's throwing a tantrum over canned vegetables
And that’s on Periodt
That was the funniest sentence I've ever read.
He’s been mad at lesser things
Yes
Everything is right with the universe now 😌
Markiplier is smart and showing he has no contract or obligation to review this free stuff positively
Alternate title:
*Threatening canned vegetable company’s to sponsor me*
@D S stfu
@LOL lol dude you are, like, the biggest buzzkill ever can't you just let people have fun
@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn
And fruits since they have del monte banana
@LOL lol Hey I'm glad you learned something from what I said :) have a nice one
Mark: "canned corn is gud"
Corporation:*send corns*
Mark: my disapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You got 666 likes broo
@Darkforge here you go mate, have a likes
Del Monte: *Sends Mark cans of corn that he has shown to love so much*
Mark: *Del Monte is Dead to Me*
Del Monte: ._.
I Know it's a joke but I feel secondhand bad.....ness.... Aha, I would feel so bad if they took me seriously. Like, I wouldn't even be able to joke about this, I would just confess my extensive love for them and be do grateful to them, for... Corn... Lmao, this video is hilarious though.
@@rattian1976 Yeah, I kinda wish he did a little bit at the end of the video where he apologized and confessed his love for Del Monte in a cheesy romance style.
@@jasonflores4856 that’s dumb lmao
@@sidneyb1987 That's why it might be funny!
@@jasonflores4856 the thing is Mark is a pretty serious person
what he`s trying to do here
if you arer trying to ask someone to promote your stuff
make it professional
dont try to make like youtubers is some kind of kid profession only
some people make a living better than someone who made few hundred thousand a year
some of them are serious in their work business
as asian , they have manners of introduction
we dont go like western where "howdy ya`ll we came here to ask you to do promotion for our thing and expect nothing less from you"
I love this era of Markiplier in quarantine where he just went absolutely insane
Mark: *Wants sponsorships*
Businesses: Here's a 'free' gift just put in a nice word for us. Mark: No, I don't think I will.
Del monte only wants there product to be exposed by a Huge gamer for FREE?, They got what they want.
Stfu anthony
@@Maggie6525 But he made a funny
@@Maggie6525 what he do tho
@@wizzard_doge4203 mark can buy millions of these cans
he does not need free shit. Look at what anthony said
Mark: Asks what Del Monte sent him.
Me almost instantly: A restraining order...
Same
Del Monte is not like my ex bro
I thought it was gonna be 1 GIANT can of corn
Honestly, that'd be some hilarious guerilla marketting.
OH MY GOD- YES-
Mark: Ugh, why will nobody sponsor me?
Alienware: Excuse me, but we-
Mark: No, not you.
They sponsored his suffering and anger, those dont count
Well to be fair Alienware also had mark play more pogostuck soooo
AFK Arena: are we a joke to you?
Alienware doesn't produce food, or he'd be on a rampage.
@@JT_Lich *cue horror Markimoo sounds*
Mark: Heavily insults Sour Patch
Also Mark: "Where's my check?!
Markiplier: "I love del monte corn"
Markiplier: receives del monte corn
Markiplier: "what the hell is this??????"
Like arin when wendys was fresh he then insulted the unfreshed Wendy's burger.
Hey markiplier I highly requested that you play you are grounded and trying to get all the three endings and Easter eggs in are grounded
What e fwak I liked this comment it got 300 more likes
@I Am KevinBB x2 Markiplier this is a highly request that you play you are grounded and trying all three endings and Easter eggs in you are grounded
Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.
Del Monte: *doesn't send a check*
Markiplier: so you have chosen.. 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
2010: oh cool. Another youtuber playing Minecraft
2020: Mark's feuding with a corn company
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a dày?"
*(Mark Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*
@@saadtech5907 BEGONE *B O T*
2020: oh cool. Another youtuber playing minecraft
Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets)
The well ran dry
@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day
Hearing Del Monte talk about thicc corn and memes is music to my eyes
Unus Annus *dies*
Mark: *Loses his mind, threatens Green Giant*
Seems accurate.
and ethan is over on tiktok now
How convenient that all the Del Monte endorsement was deleted and now he's endorsing Green Giant. Coincidence? I think not.
Annus vibes
this is unus annus but its only annus losing his mind
Markiplier: the guy who can bully any brand into giving him anything (except a sponsorship)
Nothing matches the energy of Idubbz who managed to call out Planters mixed nuts for not being 20% peanuts
Lmao
This has the same energy as Leo not getting an Oscar for the longest time
Markiplier: the guy who makes an ad into a death threat
Lol fax
The fact that this isn't actually sponsored is hilarious.
Ikr?
Wait seriously? How do u know
yea
@@Shocker-f6z because legally mark has to state he is sponsored by them if not he can get sued
omg 1.8k imma not edit it b/c that's always annoying but tyyyyy! i was a bit late to the video so it's surprising this is doign so well!
As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a UA-camr for a long time.
I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao
Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣
yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable
Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much
It’s pretty good stuff tbh
"They chuckled"
*annoyed face*
"They didn't laugh"
Sean hit that whiteboard for me!
*L A U G H*
" LaUgH!!!" Lmao 😂
L is for lover who love one another
Most youtubers: drama with each other and scandals about racism and dark pasts
Markiplier: corn besmirched my honour
Thats why i love him
XD
Honestly, he doesn't have a dark secret so far and besides his fans got his back until that dark secret shows.
Maybe this is unus who escaped the dead line working with darkiplier
The corn besmirched his honor, JoJo...
Wait-
Mark: * Blackmails Del Monte *
Green Giant : * heavy breathing intensifies*
Hahaha gold
🥸
@@YourFaulty found you again thought I threw you out
Green Giant: He's dreamy...
they responded to Mark on twitter XD
i really love videos where it feels like i’m tied up and mark is rambling to me like a crazy person
I’m really glad that mark didn’t just pretend Unus Annus was a fever dream
Tooth bee still sits in the hands of the gargoyle
I love that too, both him and Ethan
THOU SHALL NOT SPEAKETH THY NAME
Plot twist: this is Mark's foreshadowing of his own canned vegetables company.
Much like Ethan's processed meats company
oh hell yeah
Jack's top of the morning beans. Next is marks corn ( Can't think of a cool name for corn )
Like Jack's coffee
@@forestdragonx7399 Corniplier
Del Monte: *exercises their right to turn down requests for sponsorships*
Mark: this means war.
That would of been fine. But they sent him 10 dollars worth of product without asking atleast sour patch kids was kinda a sweet deal shit ton of their candy and their shoes.
This meme war**
Del monte: *Sues markiplier for terroristic like threats*
[S] Mark: Descend (into madness).
@@cadenamstutz1735 They dont owe him even cans of corn 🤷🏻♀️ i have always liked his gaming videos but he's going down the rabbit hole into becoming one of THOSE youtubers. Obsessed with fame and money. An entire video because a corn company didn't sponsor him for mentioning corn 😑
3 years later and I still don’t know why I watched a man yell at a camera for 20 minutes about corn and green beans
Just wait until Green Giant sends him twenty-FIVE cans of corn.
Wanna know something funnier than 24?
@@tylersignorelli my life
Cause its a joke
Get it
@@tylersignorelli 25 🤓
@@quilxgaming1882 nah cuz jokes have meaning
(Sike I'm joking and also you are valued) 👋
@@quilxgaming1882 no it isn't, because jokes have meaning
He doesn't like Del Monte because Del Monte was Annus' preferred brand and he is no longer Annus. He's Mark now. And Mark likes Green Giant.
Ok
Ok
Woah
Shut up, it’s dead. Get over it
@@Cobra_156 lmao they weren’t asking for it back, if anything he was saying Annus is dead in turn accepting Unnas Annus is dead
I love the "Markiplier bullies a multinational corporation" series.
I WANT MORE OF THESE
Lol
i believe you mean multinational CORNporation ;)
@@kiwistar6517 ahhhh shit! This missed opportunity will haunt me for the rest of my life.
That's probably the best title ever for a series on youtube
I listened to a man talk about vegetables angrily for 19 minutes.
And I am proud.
After Unus Annus
Ethan: *vibin*
Mark: I'm gonna wreck the entire food industry
Well not on twitter
@@electrathompson1128 being a savage on Twitter is still a vibe
Protecting himself from the Vivitch with divine light and demolishing Del Montes corn industry. Good ol’ mark
i love this
2021 is gonna be the revolution of canned vegetables, lead by Mark Fischbach
Mark: posting a video about him throwing a temper tantrum over a canned corn company
Del Monte: *i dare you to do this again. i have your address.*
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
OH SHOOT U RIGHT
Imaging giving someone a gift and watching him roast you to a crisp
and mark has tactical shovel
Oh damn that’s right 😂😂😂
Mark: Want sponsor yes?
Del Monte: No
Mark: *so you have chosen.. death.*
No
Mark:Unnus Annus
best comment
@@moahmedallam6732 mark warning them that del monte will go bankrupt in exactly one year
Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?”
Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that”
Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“
Del Monte: we got him bois, Hook, line and sinker!
Mark: *Jolly Green Giant*
Del Monte: *Cries in corn*
Hehe I was like #666
@@connorbrazier3235 jesus fuck! this is the third comment i have made in less than a week that has gotten over 500 likes! what am i doing right!? i dont know anymore xD
@@zerrierslizer1 I've never gotten over 10 lmao
This is the weirdest supervillain backstory ever.
😄😄🤣 i am crying here a bucket! HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
That made my day!
Lol
@theweebsister QUEEN;v; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What mark is trying to imply;
Del monte: corn.
Green giant: 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷
Specifically 𝓰𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓷
Corn and the cooler corn
@@ack434 yes lol🤣
Corn
The cooler corn
Imagine being the marketing guy who had the idea to send Mark corn, watching this, sweating bullets.
Mark is literally that meme: Friendship with Del Monte ended, now Green Giant is my best friend
did you not read the description he already made that joke xD
🤣🤣🤣
@I Am KevinBB what
@@RhodianColossus well great minds think alike
@I Am KevinBB I totally understand you I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU
Markiplier: "My year with Unus Annus helped me curb my ego."
Also Markiplier: "Listen here, Del Monte and Sour Patch Kids..."
this is justice, not ego
Mark- I'm not eating Sour Patch Kids cuz I'm on a diet
Pop Tarts- I'm about to ruin this mans whole career
LMAO
Probable pop tarts induced bowel obstruction: *stares menacingly in the window*
uno refurse card
FFW to Mark in a hospital bed for a clogged small intestine...
Alternate title: Man with 35 mil subscribers rants about corn
I’m surprised Markiplier didn’t buy 100+ cans of corn just to prove he can buy 24 cans of corn.
don't give him ideas-
@@gghoverboard2520 who was here in the first minute
@@gghoverboard2520 i was
He would of a certain channel's clock ran out...
Dont give him ideas
I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can
Me I would gag and probably never watch his food vids again lmao
5 words I hope to never see on his channel: "watch me drink sausage juice."
Well take this time to mentally prepared
This comment made my whole day and it’s like 2:26 am
👍🏻🤣
Del Monte is crying
*screeches in DelMonte*
And I’m crying with them
:D Hi Seymour!
I would LOVE it, if they delivered an entire simi full of Corn to him now.
@@VideoSage imagine 😂🤣😂
Watching Mark use the sour patch socks to clean up the corn juice honestly had me rolling
Mark: “I just want a partner”
Mark already misses Ethan XD
Amy: 👁👄👁
Eef!
You mean Unus
Cause Mark and Ethan aren't here anymore...
(Maybe)
Rip Unus Annus
As we go on, we remember
all the times that we had together
As our lives change, from whatever
We’ll still be friends forever
@voice actually ur also wrong, Ethan is Mark, and Unnus is Annus. Get your fax straight 🙄🖐
Mark: "I dont care whats in this box"
Opens box
Mark immediately: "OOOOOoo"
hi member for mark!
Wow long time member
Just because Unus Annus is gone doesn't mean Mark won't stop posting weird shit and this right here is proof.
Actually, I'd say it's a sign that we'll get evenmore weird shit from Mark in the future.
Momento Mori
@I Am KevinBB x2
We don’t really give a crap hun
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot your a bot your bad
Unnus Annus may be dead, but it's spirit is not.
3:05 "we've seen the videos, the memes, and we've chuckled" "notice they didn't laugh"
Plot Twist: Amy actually gave Mark a grocery list and Mark is trying to get all the products without paying or leaving his house.
Why is is actually a plausible possibility? 😂😂😂
I mean, its still lockdown. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Truths
@I Am KevinBB *s h u t*
ROFL that would be actually epic!
Mark to his Lawyer: Can I get sued for this?
His Lawyer: Maybe
Mark: Lets do it
@Part-Time Gamer except for the fact that he’s not interfering with Del Monte’s business relationships.
You know, the main clause of that law?
Markiplier wearing tacky sunglasses and yelling at companies and demanding money is the cure for depression.
@Chevrolet Movie Theater bruh
We know
It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing UA-camr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.
Del Monte: Hey, this Markiplier guy is pretty funny, let's send him some corn to thank him!
Markiplier:
I mean, they said they chuckled, which doesn't really add up to "pretty funny".
Mark: Am I *A* funny to you!
Alternate title: Markiplier loses his mind over vegetable overloads and one sour sugar daddy
Lmao
First sour patch.. Now Del Monte. This man is the only person who can bully corporations into giving him things.
Sourpatch??
@@pyritealchemist3033 look up his sourpatch vids
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB what?
@@bowlonails3143 it’s a bot
No no no,
Sour patch
Del monte
Now!
GREEN GIANT beans
I cant believe I just watched 20 minutes of someone ranting and passive aggressively eat canned veggies.
This truly is the most premium of content
Unus Annus may be dead, but Mark’s anger with DelMonte will live for ever
Canned Vegetable Companies: “Honestly, I’m feeling so attacked rn”
Imagine he doesn’t get a sponsor from any of them 😔
Ya know what? The Green Giant was dead to me years ago and now Del Monte? How will I live ?
just switch when Mark switches. Easy.
No this can not be no no no n o N O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How will I live?
The death of a Batchelo- o wait
@@theimmortalfroge2681 You dun fucked up getting markymoo all upsetti, boi
Clover valley I mean my name is in it lol
Mark's life goal of trying to threaten a company into giving him a sponsorship is the funniest thing ever