I love how far away Amy sounds, which implies she's not even helping film this, it's just Mark sitting alone in front of a camera losing his mind over corn and Sour Patch Kids
Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure
Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.
That would of been fine. But they sent him 10 dollars worth of product without asking atleast sour patch kids was kinda a sweet deal shit ton of their candy and their shoes.
@@cadenamstutz1735 They dont owe him even cans of corn 🤷🏻♀️ i have always liked his gaming videos but he's going down the rabbit hole into becoming one of THOSE youtubers. Obsessed with fame and money. An entire video because a corn company didn't sponsor him for mentioning corn 😑
I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.
Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
I Know it's a joke but I feel secondhand bad.....ness.... Aha, I would feel so bad if they took me seriously. Like, I wouldn't even be able to joke about this, I would just confess my extensive love for them and be do grateful to them, for... Corn... Lmao, this video is hilarious though.
@@rattian1976 Yeah, I kinda wish he did a little bit at the end of the video where he apologized and confessed his love for Del Monte in a cheesy romance style.
@@jasonflores4856 the thing is Mark is a pretty serious person what he`s trying to do here if you arer trying to ask someone to promote your stuff make it professional dont try to make like youtubers is some kind of kid profession only some people make a living better than someone who made few hundred thousand a year some of them are serious in their work business as asian , they have manners of introduction we dont go like western where "howdy ya`ll we came here to ask you to do promotion for our thing and expect nothing less from you"
I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
Green giant did actually respond to mark on twitter and asked to get in touch with him. we will see soon enough what Green Giant has planned for mark (and i can't fucking wait for that video)
The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can
Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets) The well ran dry
@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day
**Mark resorts to eating beans trying to make a whole video about it on his own, sometimes expecting someone to ask him what he's talking about or continue the joke**
As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a UA-camr for a long time. I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣
yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much
@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn
@@monksquatch3467 what point? that you aren't allowed to send a gift unless its big enough to impress a millionaire? or that you aren't allowed to say 'no' to him?
I work overnight stocking and I can confirm. And I think I speak for all of us while I give this message...*Clears throat* Dear Del Monte can makers: F*$k YOU!!!
It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing UA-camr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.
Bro adding a can of green beans to a pot and then adding in like 1-2 beef bouillon cubes and bringing it to a boil til the cubes dissolve is literally one of my favorite things it’s so easy and tastes so good
Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?” Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that” Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“
A Frittata is an egg-based Italian dish similar to an omelette or crustless quiche or scrambled eggs, enriched with additional ingredients such as meats, cheeses, or vegetables. The word frittata is Italian and roughly translates to "fried". ~Google
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u5wPDH8v2ic/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how far away Amy sounds, which implies she's not even helping film this, it's just Mark sitting alone in front of a camera losing his mind over corn and Sour Patch Kids
Why is that so true 😂
It feels like a break up, Mark is " falling in love" with the companies and then breaking up with them... Better than any kdrama
And better than twilight
still a better lovestory than twilight :D
The funny thing is he is half Korean
Still better than twilight
Kdrama
Markiplier: 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻
Also Markiplier: This is an insult
@MrBeast ✓⃝ bot :/
It’s the ultimate insult
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
(I like your profile picture.. 🙂).
"Wow, this is worthless!"
Markiplier: *Desperately wants a sponsor
Big Corporations: *Treats him like a homeless person and sends socks and food
I was about to be offended for you, for having so few likes and no comments. Then I saw when this comment was posted lmao.
@@songgoddess09 Lol, glad you enjoyed my comment!
Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate
It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure
@@Junseo0510 is your name pronounced goh joohn suh?
@@electricanimations6183 Technically! In proper Latinization, it would be written, "Koh Jun-seo". Good job 👍
Del Monte is crying
*screeches in DelMonte*
And I’m crying with them
:D Hi Seymour!
I would LOVE it, if they delivered an entire simi full of Corn to him now.
@@VideoSage imagine 😂🤣😂
unus annus: dies
ethan:carrying on with his life
mark:destroying del monte corn company
Yes xD
Hey you there
Velruth
Do you miss the minecraft videos
I know I do
Thier marketing team is genius. Some guy at a desk is like "bro, let's send him 24 cans of corn. Perfect meme content"
Exactly lmao I really think so🙄
Lmao u know he probably got his ass fired for that too
@@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 lmao
Haha corn go plplplplplplplplppl.
Yes
Amy - “3-4 months ago probably”
Mark - “5-6 months probably, basically a year”
“Showmanship!”
Delmonte: this will be funny
Mark: this is an insult
Delmonte- dying inside
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 shut up bot
Lol im 9
Lmao fr also im sure the brand is latin
@@davidthecommenter canal?? Really..
@@fadil1444 i have no idea who makes those things
Regular UA-camr: starts beef with other UA-cams
Markiplier: starts beef with beef
yes
Big brain.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wanna like but its 666
Lmao exactly
After Unus Annus
Ethan: *vibin*
Mark: I'm gonna wreck the entire food industry
Well not on twitter
@@electrathompson1128 being a savage on Twitter is still a vibe
Protecting himself from the Vivitch with divine light and demolishing Del Montes corn industry. Good ol’ mark
i love this
2021 is gonna be the revolution of canned vegetables, lead by Mark Fischbach
Mark: I want corn!
Del Monte: **sends mark corn**
Mark: *i hate you now.*
Mark the tsundere 🤣
Bro copied the top comment exactly
word for word bar for bar
Did you completely ignore the point or do you just want to sound funny
@@umairashraf5167Mark is part cat.
I genuinely cant tell if he’s going insane or if he’s joking anymore
Both but we love this man ❤️
Same. Not sure if this is all some sort of skit. Sure looks like it TBH
Del Monte Is Dead To Him.
It's not him. Annus lives inside him. Mormento mori
FINALLY SOMONES SAID IIIIIIIIT
When he isn't drinking pee or hurting himself to "test his bodies limits", he is starting wars with canned vegetable companies.
worlds most unproblemaitic youtuber
what a life indeed
@I Am KevinBB x2 Someone ate a can of Del Monte Greenbeans
😂😂
yes 😂
Most youtubers: drama with each other and scandals about racism and dark pasts
Markiplier: corn besmirched my honour
Thats why i love him
XD
Honestly, he doesn't have a dark secret so far and besides his fans got his back until that dark secret shows.
Maybe this is unus who escaped the dead line working with darkiplier
The corn besmirched his honor, JoJo...
Wait-
Del monte: sends mark corn
Mark: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*
Ha
Green giant doesn’t give mark a sponsorship* Mark: “I’m moving on to motts apple sauce”.
That's not a veg
@@notreal5826 he will abandon the veg entirely
Put me in the screen shot when this actually happens and becomes a meme
This kinda off topic but I love their apple juice
And then what? Hellman's Mayonnaise?
Markiplier: "I love del monte corn"
Markiplier: receives del monte corn
Markiplier: "what the hell is this??????"
Like arin when wendys was fresh he then insulted the unfreshed Wendy's burger.
Hey markiplier I highly requested that you play you are grounded and trying to get all the three endings and Easter eggs in are grounded
What e fwak I liked this comment it got 300 more likes
@I Am KevinBB x2 Markiplier this is a highly request that you play you are grounded and trying all three endings and Easter eggs in you are grounded
Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.
The only dude who can make a 19 minute video about corn entertaining
Slimecicle comes close
😂😂 you right
Nah you could do it too Robert
Oh god I didn't even notice 🤣
The only man who could start a canned vegetable war on the internet too 💀
Mark wiping his table with sour patch kids socks is just next level shithousery
Imagine being del monte and sending him corn as a thank you gift and mark makes a video about how your corn sucks and how he likes green beans now.
i would laugh n say thats fair considering my gift to him would be CORN
Betrayal...
It would be kinda "corny" not sure if they would be quite "jolly" about it.
@@theSixPathsOfTrains if not jolly then maybe ‘corny in a slightly happy/angry way’?
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled
Del Monte: *exercises their right to turn down requests for sponsorships*
Mark: this means war.
That would of been fine. But they sent him 10 dollars worth of product without asking atleast sour patch kids was kinda a sweet deal shit ton of their candy and their shoes.
This meme war**
Del monte: *Sues markiplier for terroristic like threats*
[S] Mark: Descend (into madness).
@@cadenamstutz1735 They dont owe him even cans of corn 🤷🏻♀️ i have always liked his gaming videos but he's going down the rabbit hole into becoming one of THOSE youtubers. Obsessed with fame and money. An entire video because a corn company didn't sponsor him for mentioning corn 😑
Ads right now: *Mr Beast selling Honey*
Ads in 3 years: "You ever tried beans? Hi, I'm Markiplier..."
Little did we know those beans weren't Jolly Green Giant's and instead Bush's Baked Beans.
There’s been 8 minutes and you got 309 likes
@ol' man 'rantrum have you watched the video yet?
Not yet, sadly
three years later, no corn ads from Mark
Markiplier: im not in it for the money. Del monte: dosen’t send a check. Markiplier: refuses to show any more support for them
Del monte: sends corn late
Mark: “is this a threat?”
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no
y e s
[Ramses voice from Gods and Kings] IS THAT A THREAT?!
@@okarifox its corn its C O R N
Mark: “How long ago was it?”
Amy: “Like 3-4 months ago.”
Mark: “Yeah! Like 5-6 months ago! Like a year ago!”
Unus Annus being deleted was just an excuse to purge his history of Del Monte love.
why does this have no replies
maybe...
maybe
Del Monte may be dead to Mark, but not to Annus.
@@jj_grabes um yea bcuz Annus IS dead XD
@@itsquentin8442 I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. :)
I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.
You should look at green giant before and after.
Green Giant sends 40 cans of Green Beans instead of a Sponsorship
Markiplier:
"Green Giant is SOOOOOOO DEAD TO ME"
He might say that with 400 cans even XD
He might say that with 4000 cans even XD
@@moosegod3334 or 40000 XD imagine that
@@Vox_funny_tv_man__ or 400,000
or 4e6
How confusing this must be for anyone who didn't watch Unus Annus.
HONESTLY THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
@@mikaylad.7447 which makes it even funnier for folk who DO understand 😆
@@mikaylad.7447 I'm literally searching the comments for confused people just to say, "you wouldn't get it."
I like the *Flashback Unavailable* 😂😂
I didn't watch Unus Annus... I just thought he was sponsoring 😂🤣🤣
Unus Annus' death really hit him hard, didn't it? Look at him, starting beef with multi-millionaire companies like it's nothing.
😂😂😂
My friend went to war with Foodworks on a dare, it lasted 3 days
This was prerecorded im pretty sure
He is the Major UA-camr so he can do it
@@CM-4929 THATS THE SPIRIT
Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
Del Monte: Sends Mark free corn
Mark: “and I took that personally”
Maybe it just went against the grain for him.
Lol
This made me laugh harder than it probably should lol
Imao
Del Monte: *Sends Mark cans of corn that he has shown to love so much*
Mark: *Del Monte is Dead to Me*
Del Monte: ._.
I Know it's a joke but I feel secondhand bad.....ness.... Aha, I would feel so bad if they took me seriously. Like, I wouldn't even be able to joke about this, I would just confess my extensive love for them and be do grateful to them, for... Corn... Lmao, this video is hilarious though.
@@rattian1976 Yeah, I kinda wish he did a little bit at the end of the video where he apologized and confessed his love for Del Monte in a cheesy romance style.
@@jasonflores4856 that’s dumb lmao
@@sidneyb1987 That's why it might be funny!
@@jasonflores4856 the thing is Mark is a pretty serious person
what he`s trying to do here
if you arer trying to ask someone to promote your stuff
make it professional
dont try to make like youtubers is some kind of kid profession only
some people make a living better than someone who made few hundred thousand a year
some of them are serious in their work business
as asian , they have manners of introduction
we dont go like western where "howdy ya`ll we came here to ask you to do promotion for our thing and expect nothing less from you"
Markiplier: the guy who can bully any brand into giving him anything (except a sponsorship)
Nothing matches the energy of Idubbz who managed to call out Planters mixed nuts for not being 20% peanuts
Lmao
This has the same energy as Leo not getting an Oscar for the longest time
Markiplier: the guy who makes an ad into a death threat
Lol fax
I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
Mark: "Del Monte is dead to me"
Only Mark would have a falling out with a *Corn Company*
It's the wildest shit
Yepp
And were all here for it apparently
If someone doesn't sponsor Mark soon, he might just kill us all.
Green giant did actually respond to mark on twitter and asked to get in touch with him. we will see soon enough what Green Giant has planned for mark (and i can't fucking wait for that video)
Send him 25 cans
@@theniftyguy8525 Yesss omg that's great
What about that Alienware sponsorship
@@chaoticsimmer3263 that wad only a two-time thing with the pogostuck videos where they paid mark to promote them in those videos
Markiplier in the next few months:
"I'm over the jolly green giant-
It's all about bushes baked beans"
he's coming for Ethan's baked bean sponsorship
Then the next thing ya know Jolly Green Giant sends him a twenty pound case of green beans
Thats for eef
soon to be Manwich Burger meat
No that's good mythical morning
The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
Corporations underestimating internet celeberties has been a tale as old as the internet itself.
I’m literally eating canned corn while watching this video because of its impact.
No such thing as bad press as they say lol
He’s so English with his humour I love it ❤
I went out and bought canned corn after this because of this video
I actually stopped buying Del Monte products after this 😂 mmmmm green giant, much better 🤣
Unus Annus *dies*
Mark: *Loses his mind, threatens Green Giant*
Seems accurate.
and ethan is over on tiktok now
How convenient that all the Del Monte endorsement was deleted and now he's endorsing Green Giant. Coincidence? I think not.
Annus vibes
this is unus annus but its only annus losing his mind
He doesn't like Del Monte because Del Monte was Annus' preferred brand and he is no longer Annus. He's Mark now. And Mark likes Green Giant.
Ok
Ok
Woah
Shut up, it’s dead. Get over it
@@Cobra_156 lmao they weren’t asking for it back, if anything he was saying Annus is dead in turn accepting Unnas Annus is dead
Plot twist: this is Mark's foreshadowing of his own canned vegetables company.
Much like Ethan's processed meats company
oh hell yeah
Jack's top of the morning beans. Next is marks corn ( Can't think of a cool name for corn )
Like Jack's coffee
@@forestdragonx7399 Corniplier
Markiplier is smart and showing he has no contract or obligation to review this free stuff positively
companies: sends mark gifts
mark: *peace was never an option*
Companies: sends mark gifts
Mark: my disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined
Lol
Peas*
I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can
Me I would gag and probably never watch his food vids again lmao
5 words I hope to never see on his channel: "watch me drink sausage juice."
Well take this time to mentally prepared
This comment made my whole day and it’s like 2:26 am
👍🏻🤣
Mark: “I just want a partner”
Mark already misses Ethan XD
Amy: 👁👄👁
Eef!
You mean Unus
Cause Mark and Ethan aren't here anymore...
(Maybe)
Rip Unus Annus
As we go on, we remember
all the times that we had together
As our lives change, from whatever
We’ll still be friends forever
@voice actually ur also wrong, Ethan is Mark, and Unnus is Annus. Get your fax straight 🙄🖐
Hearing Del Monte talk about thicc corn and memes is music to my eyes
2010: oh cool. Another youtuber playing Minecraft
2020: Mark's feuding with a corn company
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a dày?"
*(Mark Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*
@@saadtech5907 BEGONE *B O T*
2020: oh cool. Another youtuber playing minecraft
Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets)
The well ran dry
@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day
Mark five months later: Screw the big jolly green giant, whatever his name is. Now I’m all about Libby’s canned carrots
Congrats, your gonna be one of the people who will have 2k like within the span of hours! Nice
I am very impressed with your likes my friends. How about you sponser green giant and I give you 1mill likes
That was one of the people talked about on the podcast right?
Yepp
Just wait till he runs out of vegetables and moves onto fruit
If they weren't scared of sponsoring him they definitely are now
They’re dead to him, he wouldn’t want it anyway
GG well fucking better sponsor him. I'm afraid of what happens if they don't.
Mark: Heavily insults Sour Patch
Also Mark: "Where's my check?!
Markiplier: "I want corn!"
Del Monte: *sends corn*
Markiplier: "and I took that personally"
Im crying lmao
1.56
Nah he wanted the cheese corn
I feel like markiplier is a kid when he gets the toy he wanted he throws it away and says I want another one
no he wanted a sponsorship
Markiplier is like a divorced dad who lost custody of the child and is now breaking down after losing unus annus
He's reverting to HeeHoo.
@@crubs83 oh no..
@@crubs83 oh my god-
@@crubs83 Uh-oh
@@crubs83 let’s just hope Ethan dosen’t revert to the Gongoozler
Mark: *Wants sponsorships*
Businesses: Here's a 'free' gift just put in a nice word for us. Mark: No, I don't think I will.
Del monte only wants there product to be exposed by a Huge gamer for FREE?, They got what they want.
Stfu anthony
@@Maggie6525 But he made a funny
@@Maggie6525 what he do tho
@@wizzard_doge4203 mark can buy millions of these cans
he does not need free shit. Look at what anthony said
I love this era of Markiplier in quarantine where he just went absolutely insane
Mark: Asks what Del Monte sent him.
Me almost instantly: A restraining order...
Same
Del Monte is not like my ex bro
I thought it was gonna be 1 GIANT can of corn
Honestly, that'd be some hilarious guerilla marketting.
OH MY GOD- YES-
Unnus Annus: *Ends*
Mark's non-gaming content:
*Becomes more Unnus Annus than ever*
It will forever live on.
Momento Mori.
Mark is Annus, so that makes sense!
I was there.
Memento Mori fellow ex-cultmember.
*the clock ticking*
unus annus. Unus Annus! UNUS ANNUS!!
It’s killing me how similar these videos are to Unus Annus!! ITS LIKE HES TEASING US HOW DARE HE DO THAT AHHHHHHHH
**Mark resorts to eating beans trying to make a whole video about it on his own, sometimes expecting someone to ask him what he's talking about or continue the joke**
It's not Markiplier unless he's throwing a tantrum over canned vegetables
And that’s on Periodt
That was the funniest sentence I've ever read.
He’s been mad at lesser things
Yes
Everything is right with the universe now 😌
As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a UA-camr for a long time.
I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao
Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣
yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable
Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much
It’s pretty good stuff tbh
I'm starting to think it's dangerous to send anything to Markiplier...
Send him water balloons and tiny tnt packets.
If its made with love then I'm pretty sure your fine.
I mean it's not like Mark will turn on you like a fickle bitch 😉😂 7:11
Indeed
Imagine sending Mark something dangerous and he threats the sender with the dangerous object
Plot Twist: Amy actually gave Mark a grocery list and Mark is trying to get all the products without paying or leaving his house.
Why is is actually a plausible possibility? 😂😂😂
I mean, its still lockdown. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Truths
@I Am KevinBB *s h u t*
ROFL that would be actually epic!
Alternate title:
*Threatening canned vegetable company’s to sponsor me*
@D S stfu
@LOL lol dude you are, like, the biggest buzzkill ever can't you just let people have fun
@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn
And fruits since they have del monte banana
@LOL lol Hey I'm glad you learned something from what I said :) have a nice one
It’s really a shame. There could of been a whole Markiplier makes with sour patch and del monte recipes
“The corn didnt taste like it had been picked out of a tree”
One would hope so...
profile pic..
@@notaheatheranymore I can also see...
@@notaheatheranymore That's just free merch
@I Am KevinBB x2 ......
welp... as always....
Unus Annus... Momento Mori...
One Year... Remember Death...
Everyone else during quarantine: *is depressed and sad*
Mark during quarantine: *rants that Del Monte not sponsoring him*
@@itslethalbro ok but like same that is literally what my family does. While Mark is mad cuz a food brand won’t sponsor him 😂
Or Green Giant
Or Sour Patch Kids
Or anyone
I'm always depressed so that's false
Mark: Want sponsor yes?
Del Monte: No
Mark: *so you have chosen.. death.*
No
Mark:Unnus Annus
best comment
@@moahmedallam6732 mark warning them that del monte will go bankrupt in exactly one year
3 years later and I still don’t know why I watched a man yell at a camera for 20 minutes about corn and green beans
I think this is foreshadowing what Mark will be like in a Nursing Home.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Now I'm imagining an aged Mark ranting to an IV drip about the tapioca pudding XD
"Eh? I can't hear you over my MONEY and my NO PANTS."
Corn mark. Corn.
“Should I call nurse Tracy?”
Than green giant refuses marks sponsor.
“Why I hate Jolly Green Giant’s guts.”
I feel like I'm jest going to wake up, see a markiplier video on my notifications and all I see is an angered mark with this title on the video
@͔ o
What mark is trying to imply;
Del monte: corn.
Green giant: 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷
Specifically 𝓰𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓷
Corn and the cooler corn
@@ack434 yes lol🤣
Corn
The cooler corn
I listened to a man talk about vegetables angrily for 19 minutes.
And I am proud.
Markiplier: "My year with Unus Annus helped me curb my ego."
Also Markiplier: "Listen here, Del Monte and Sour Patch Kids..."
this is justice, not ego
Del Monte sends Mark a free gift
Mark: "and I took that personally"
LOL
I mean, he has a point though
Yeah that sounds about right
@@monksquatch3467 what point? that you aren't allowed to send a gift unless its big enough to impress a millionaire? or that you aren't allowed to say 'no' to him?
This is the weirdest supervillain backstory ever.
😄😄🤣 i am crying here a bucket! HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
That made my day!
Lol
@theweebsister QUEEN;v; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i really love videos where it feels like i’m tied up and mark is rambling to me like a crazy person
Unus annus: *dies*
Mark: my life lacks chaos, time to spend about 1000 dollars on flashlights and make a 20 minute video about canned goods
@Nico i comment a fair bit lol
Seems like unus annus lives on
unus annus - dies
ethan - bit emotional but still same old eef
LMAO of course he would buy a bunch of flashlights and corn 😂😂
This channel has essentially been Unus Annus without the timer or chanting.
Mark is literally that meme: Friendship with Del Monte ended, now Green Giant is my best friend
did you not read the description he already made that joke xD
🤣🤣🤣
@I Am KevinBB what
@@RhodianColossus well great minds think alike
@I Am KevinBB I totally understand you I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU
the worst thing is that Del Monte's can's don't even Stack, it's litterly impossible to stack a can onto another can.
Okay whoever made it like that needs to stop lol
@@xaviorshideout i work in a supermarket and IT IS SO ANNOYING, so yea i agree
Operation manager be like “yeah bruv let’s do that for no reason”
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 LMAO
I work overnight stocking and I can confirm. And I think I speak for all of us while I give this message...*Clears throat* Dear Del Monte can makers: F*$k YOU!!!
Alternate title: Man with 35 mil subscribers rants about corn
Markiplier back then: * *Doing unboxing videos and enjoying what his fans got him* *
Markiplier now: These fuckers got me 24 cans of corn-
😂😂😂
"Now watch 30 seconds of close-up me eating green beans."
I mean, it *_is_* easier to just buy some from walmart, and uh _they are practically insulting him thinking he is poor_
So true
Lol
"They chuckled"
*annoyed face*
"They didn't laugh"
Sean hit that whiteboard for me!
*L A U G H*
" LaUgH!!!" Lmao 😂
L is for lover who love one another
Unus Annus watchers: Finally an update
People who didn’t watch Unus Annus: tf is this
yes indeed
SO TRUE
even with no context this is just normal for him
Big brain times
Imagine being the marketing guy who had the idea to send Mark corn, watching this, sweating bullets.
The fact that this isn't actually sponsored is hilarious.
Ikr?
Wait seriously? How do u know
yea
@@Shocker-f6z because legally mark has to state he is sponsored by them if not he can get sued
omg 1.8k imma not edit it b/c that's always annoying but tyyyyy! i was a bit late to the video so it's surprising this is doign so well!
Ya know what? The Green Giant was dead to me years ago and now Del Monte? How will I live ?
just switch when Mark switches. Easy.
No this can not be no no no n o N O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How will I live?
The death of a Batchelo- o wait
@@theimmortalfroge2681 You dun fucked up getting markymoo all upsetti, boi
Clover valley I mean my name is in it lol
Sometimes it's scary how deep he goes into character where I think he is being legit
@P.K. N. Do you think he is ALSO in character,
When He SUCKS on TAKIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s such an amazing actor!
Wait he's in character
I thought this was a serious video and that he had finally gone insane 😂
there is no character
It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing UA-camr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.
This whole video is Mark throwing shade at worldwide franchises, him eating green beans and then getting very upset.
yeah but I loved it
top 10 anime betrayals
@I Am KevinBB maybe mark should block you because how annoying you are
Indeed
@I Am KevinBB yeah, I reported your a$$
@I Am KevinBB well... give us the link to your video... :3
This trully hurts
First sour patch.. Now Del Monte. This man is the only person who can bully corporations into giving him things.
Sourpatch??
@@pyritealchemist3033 look up his sourpatch vids
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB what?
@@bowlonails3143 it’s a bot
No no no,
Sour patch
Del monte
Now!
GREEN GIANT beans
Bro adding a can of green beans to a pot and then adding in like 1-2 beef bouillon cubes and bringing it to a boil til the cubes dissolve is literally one of my favorite things it’s so easy and tastes so good
Mark just trashing brands until they give him money is my favorite series.
It's perfect 😂
underrated comment lol
I agree.
Yes
Best marketing strat EVER.
Del Monte: Sends a letter explaining that they will be giving Mark 24 cans of corn
Mark: "Is ThIs A tHrEaT?"
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMAO
This man has some balls, I've never seen anyone TELL a company to sponsor them
Jack told Coca Cola with their great taste zero sugar to sponsor him lol
@@xambien6023 Oh sorry, I really don't watch Jack much
@@scrub3667 Its fine just dont forget about cokes great taste zero sugar
Well, he is a multi-millionnaire, so it has little effect on him.
Well.. Mark is a smart moron.
Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?”
Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that”
Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“
"The corn doesn't taste like its picked fresh off the trees"
Only Mark. Only Mark.
Dude, he made me question what corn grows on. I just googled if corn grows on trees... and I live in the midwest. We're literally all cornfields.
It's... Corn... Only Markiplier could roll with that kind of take without breaking caracter.
That deff killed me
mark did a beeg stupid
@@evergreen3337 Same but I just sat in silence for about 20 seconds trying to remember... I've literally tried to grow corn before...
Alternative Title: Mark is upset that his corn doesn't love him back.
Hell yeah
🤦♀️🤣
Self-love corn might be the best kind of corn.
Always go right through you
:(
They knew of how poor Mark was growing up, but they failed to realize he has surpassed that, becoming a man who owns 5 ovens
also 5 billboards
Oh my God the amount of references you're mentioning right now he's literally blowing my mind
“I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!”
-Markiplier
Man I would love to see some more Markiplier Makes videos!
"There's a reason im number 5 on Forbes highest paid youtubers."
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