Del Monte is Dead to Me
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2020
- The Del Monte Drama is REAL. Friendship ENDED with Del Monte! Now Green Giant is my best friend! Also a b-plot roast of Sour Patch Kids...
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This is the weirdest supervillain backstory ever.
😄😄🤣 i am crying here a bucket! HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
That made my day!
Lol
@theweebsister QUEEN;v; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Del Monte is crying
*screeches in DelMonte*
And I’m crying with them
:D Hi Seymour!
I would LOVE it, if they delivered an entire simi full of Corn to him now.
@@VideoSage imagine 😂🤣😂
Markiplier: *Desperately wants a sponsor
Big Corporations: *Treats him like a homeless person and sends socks and food
I was about to be offended for you, for having so few likes and no comments. Then I saw when this comment was posted lmao.
@@songgoddess09 Lol, glad you enjoyed my comment!
Now that I think about it... yeah that’s accurate
It’s like his gifts are supposed to be used to sponsor more of their products therefore them getting more exposure
@@Junseo0510 is your name pronounced goh joohn suh?
@@electricanimations6183 Technically! In proper Latinization, it would be written, "Koh Jun-seo". Good job 👍
Amy - “3-4 months ago probably”
Mark - “5-6 months probably, basically a year”
Del monte: sends corn late
Mark: “is this a threat?”
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no
y e s
[Ramses voice from Gods and Kings] IS THAT A THREAT?!
@@okarifox its corn its C O R N
I love how far away Amy sounds, which implies she's not even helping film this, it's just Mark sitting alone in front of a camera losing his mind over corn and Sour Patch Kids
Why is that so true 😂
Mark: I want corn!
Del Monte: **sends mark corn**
Mark: *i hate you now.*
Mark the tsundere 🤣
Bro copied the top comment exactly
word for word bar for bar
Did you completely ignore the point or do you just want to sound funny
@@umairashraf5167Mark is part cat.
Mark wiping his table with sour patch kids socks is just next level shithousery
Mark: "Del Monte is dead to me"
Only Mark would have a falling out with a *Corn Company*
It's the wildest shit
Yepp
And were all here for it apparently
Delmonte: this will be funny
Mark: this is an insult
Delmonte- dying inside
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 shut up bot
Lol im 9
Lmao fr also im sure the brand is latin
@@davidthecommenter canal?? Really..
@@fadil1444 i have no idea who makes those things
Del monte: sends mark corn
Mark: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*
Ha
Markiplier: im not in it for the money. Del monte: dosen’t send a check. Markiplier: refuses to show any more support for them
Ads right now: *Mr Beast selling Honey*
Ads in 3 years: "You ever tried beans? Hi, I'm Markiplier..."
Little did we know those beans weren't Jolly Green Giant's and instead Bush's Baked Beans.
There’s been 8 minutes and you got 309 likes
@ol' man 'rantrum have you watched the video yet?
Not yet, sadly
three years later, no corn ads from Mark
the del monte people holding the contract that they were gonna send Markiplier next week watching this video:
✍ 👁💧👄💧👁 📃
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB no
BAAHHAHA
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB What in the actual fuck?
@Emily Hume Wah that sucks for you i hope youre okay
@Cynara Clay Congrats you gave him a view
Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
Corporations underestimating internet celeberties has been a tale as old as the internet itself.
I’m literally eating canned corn while watching this video because of its impact.
No such thing as bad press as they say lol
He’s so English with his humour I love it ❤
I went out and bought canned corn after this because of this video
I actually stopped buying Del Monte products after this 😂 mmmmm green giant, much better 🤣
I love the "Markiplier bullies a multinational corporation" series.
I WANT MORE OF THESE
Lol
i believe you mean multinational CORNporation ;)
@@kiwistar6517 ahhhh shit! This missed opportunity will haunt me for the rest of my life.
That's probably the best title ever for a series on youtube
It's not Markiplier unless he's throwing a tantrum over canned vegetables
And that’s on Periodt
That was the funniest sentence I've ever read.
He’s been mad at lesser things
Yes
Everything is right with the universe now 😌
I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
Hearing Del Monte talk about thicc corn and memes is music to my eyes
The classic Markiplier sponsorship strategy of insulting and demeaning a brand until they sponsor him
If it ain't broke don't fix it!
How many times has this worked lol
@@TetrixJ just ask Sour Patch Kids
Have to like how he cleaned the Green Giant's spilled mess after throwing corn in the Sour Patch Kids cup on the table with the Sour Patch Kids socks.
unus annus: dies
ethan:carrying on with his life
mark:destroying del monte corn company
Yes xD
Hey you there
Velruth
Do you miss the minecraft videos
I know I do
Markiplier is smart and showing he has no contract or obligation to review this free stuff positively
I love this era of Markiplier in quarantine where he just went absolutely insane
I think this is foreshadowing what Mark will be like in a Nursing Home.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Now I'm imagining an aged Mark ranting to an IV drip about the tapioca pudding XD
"Eh? I can't hear you over my MONEY and my NO PANTS."
Corn mark. Corn.
“Should I call nurse Tracy?”
Del Monte: Sends Mark free corn
Mark: “and I took that personally”
Maybe it just went against the grain for him.
Lol
This made me laugh harder than it probably should lol
Imao
Mark: Heavily insults Sour Patch
Also Mark: "Where's my check?!
I was curious after rewatching this if anything happened to the sales of del Monte corn after this video, and funny enough in November 2020, around when this video was posted, del Monte corn had a hiccup in sales. They were originally on a high spike on their sales, but in November it stopped, it then continued in December, but the coincidence is either not a coincidence or a revolt by Marks fans and I love it.
Unus Annus *dies*
Mark: *Loses his mind, threatens Green Giant*
Seems accurate.
and ethan is over on tiktok now
How convenient that all the Del Monte endorsement was deleted and now he's endorsing Green Giant. Coincidence? I think not.
Annus vibes
this is unus annus but its only annus losing his mind
Thier marketing team is genius. Some guy at a desk is like "bro, let's send him 24 cans of corn. Perfect meme content"
Exactly lmao I really think so🙄
Lmao u know he probably got his ass fired for that too
@@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 lmao
Haha corn go plplplplplplplplppl.
Yes
As someone who's never watched a single markiplier video until last night, this food review Playlist is hysterical and I haven't laughed at a UA-camr for a long time.
I get the hype for him now. Love the praise for del monte at the start then it just becomes a del monte diss track for the rest of the video lmfao
Edit: mans really out here taking the piss and actually affecting del monte stock prices 🤣
yea lol, mark's gameplay stuff is good but where he really gets going is when he gets to go off on something totally unhinged and completely unpredictable
Part of thte reason i love his podcasts so much
It’s pretty good stuff tbh
3 years later and I still don’t know why I watched a man yell at a camera for 20 minutes about corn and green beans
Unus Annus being deleted was just an excuse to purge his history of Del Monte love.
why does this have no replies
maybe...
maybe
Del Monte may be dead to Mark, but not to Annus.
@@jj_grabes um yea bcuz Annus IS dead XD
@@itsquentin8442 I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. :)
Markiplier: "I love del monte corn"
Markiplier: receives del monte corn
Markiplier: "what the hell is this??????"
Like arin when wendys was fresh he then insulted the unfreshed Wendy's burger.
Hey markiplier I highly requested that you play you are grounded and trying to get all the three endings and Easter eggs in are grounded
What e fwak I liked this comment it got 300 more likes
@I Am KevinBB x2 Markiplier this is a highly request that you play you are grounded and trying all three endings and Easter eggs in you are grounded
Haha, the corn was kind of an insult because it came off as just something to pacify him since they didnt want to endorse him. Like a consolation prize. They would have probably come out of this a little better by just saying no and not sending anything at all.
It’s really a shame. There could of been a whole Markiplier makes with sour patch and del monte recipes
I listened to a man talk about vegetables angrily for 19 minutes.
And I am proud.
Alternate title:
*Threatening canned vegetable company’s to sponsor me*
@D S stfu
@LOL lol dude you are, like, the biggest buzzkill ever can't you just let people have fun
@LOL lol Ugh. That's because it IS human rights, and not politics. You can't go around saying that the BLM movement, which is literally fighting against injustice toward the black community in the form of literal HATE CRIMES, isn't about human rights unless you yourself are either 1. ignorant and apathetic to the cause 2. a white supremacist. But that's not even my point; it's hypocritical to complain about Ninja doing something like that when you yourself get onto random comment sections and start plugging your own controversial opinions... like come on, this is a video about fucking corn
And fruits since they have del monte banana
@LOL lol Hey I'm glad you learned something from what I said :) have a nice one
Mark: "canned corn is gud"
Corporation:*send corns*
Mark: my disapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
You got 666 likes broo
@Darkforge here you go mate, have a likes
i really love videos where it feels like i’m tied up and mark is rambling to me like a crazy person
Watching Mark use the sour patch socks to clean up the corn juice honestly had me rolling
I’m really glad that mark didn’t just pretend Unus Annus was a fever dream
Tooth bee still sits in the hands of the gargoyle
I love that too, both him and Ethan
THOU SHALL NOT SPEAKETH THY NAME
2010: oh cool. Another youtuber playing Minecraft
2020: Mark's feuding with a corn company
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a dày?"
*(Mark Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*
@@saadtech5907 BEGONE *B O T*
2020: oh cool. Another youtuber playing minecraft
Its funny to see all thse old gaming youtubers become generic variety content creators because now those gaming channels don't pull thr money like they used to (at least not for vets)
The well ran dry
@@greenkidd529 I would only call marks content semi dry, he comes out with a banger atleast one a week if not a month, miss unus anus tho feels bad that was a banger a day
Imagine being the marketing guy who had the idea to send Mark corn, watching this, sweating bullets.
As a Filipino, I was triggered when Markimoo hold those card recipes, then suddenly I hear "Afritada" that is included for the Del Monte Corn menu recipes.
…Can't imagine what would it taste like with a corn in it!
Pretty sure the recipe was for frittatas, my dude.
Del Monte sends Mark a free gift
Mark: "and I took that personally"
LOL
I mean, he has a point though
Yeah that sounds about right
@@monksquatch3467 what point? that you aren't allowed to send a gift unless its big enough to impress a millionaire? or that you aren't allowed to say 'no' to him?
Markiplier is like a divorced dad who lost custody of the child and is now breaking down after losing unus annus
He's reverting to HeeHoo.
@@crubs83 oh no..
@@crubs83 oh my god-
@@crubs83 Uh-oh
@@crubs83 let’s just hope Ethan dosen’t revert to the Gongoozler
Mark: “Here’s the weirdest possible way to eat something in a way that the company never expected you to, can I have a sponsorship now?”
Company: “Tf hell no bro, you just sucked on and spat back out our product, no one does that”
Mark: “You’re dead to me, anyway, COMPANY NUMBER 2-“
Alternate title: Man with 35 mil subscribers rants about corn
Regular UA-camr: starts beef with other UA-cams
Markiplier: starts beef with beef
yes
Big brain.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wanna like but its 666
Lmao exactly
Green giant doesn’t give mark a sponsorship* Mark: “I’m moving on to motts apple sauce”.
That's not a veg
@@notreal5826 he will abandon the veg entirely
Put me in the screen shot when this actually happens and becomes a meme
This kinda off topic but I love their apple juice
And then what? Hellman's Mayonnaise?
A Frittata is an egg-based Italian dish similar to an omelette or crustless quiche or scrambled eggs, enriched with additional ingredients such as meats, cheeses, or vegetables. The word frittata is Italian and roughly translates to "fried".
~Google
"Look at this CHAD Green Giant." XD 10:12
Man, Annus has really gone off the rails since the divorce.
Okay, that's straight up the funniest interpretation of Unus Annus lore I've ever heard
Annus died
True
This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes
Yep, the death divorce
Markiplier: 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻
Also Markiplier: This is an insult
@MrBeast ✓⃝ bot :/
It’s the ultimate insult
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
(I like your profile picture.. 🙂).
"Wow, this is worthless!"
it’s the little things like him wiping up corn juice with the socks sour patch kids sent him that gives me joy.
I work in a grocery store and it's very tempting to send mark a mismatched case of every brand of corn and green beans we carry, just to see what happens lol
Markiplier: the guy who can bully any brand into giving him anything (except a sponsorship)
Nothing matches the energy of Idubbz who managed to call out Planters mixed nuts for not being 20% peanuts
Lmao
This has the same energy as Leo not getting an Oscar for the longest time
Markiplier: the guy who makes an ad into a death threat
Lol fax
Mark: Want sponsor yes?
Del Monte: No
Mark: *so you have chosen.. death.*
No
Mark:Unnus Annus
best comment
@@moahmedallam6732 mark warning them that del monte will go bankrupt in exactly one year
It's surprising that Mark doesn't get huge sponsors when he's such an amazing UA-camr and gets more views and clicks compared to other channels. I know he's mostly joking about wanting a bunch of money but he honestly deserves it for how much he does for other people every year lol.
mark: "are they going to bombard my house with corn?" my brain for some reason: RELEASE THE CORN!
Mark: “I just want a partner”
Mark already misses Ethan XD
Amy: 👁👄👁
Eef!
You mean Unus
Cause Mark and Ethan aren't here anymore...
(Maybe)
Rip Unus Annus
As we go on, we remember
all the times that we had together
As our lives change, from whatever
We’ll still be friends forever
@voice actually ur also wrong, Ethan is Mark, and Unnus is Annus. Get your fax straight 🙄🖐
Alternate Title: “Annus struggles to cope with the afterlife.”
Needs Unus to keep him sane but... they're separated in the beyond.
Lmao ye 🤣🤣🤣
did you just refer to markiplier as "anus"?
Here’s to UNUS ANNUS who’s clock stoped too soon
@@thebiggestbuffunion6744 You missed it, didn't you?
I have never wanted a can of green beans more than I do right now, at 10:03 pm EST, on a Wednesday night.
I cant believe I just watched 20 minutes of someone ranting and passive aggressively eat canned veggies.
This truly is the most premium of content
After Unus Annus
Ethan: *vibin*
Mark: I'm gonna wreck the entire food industry
Well not on twitter
@@electrathompson1128 being a savage on Twitter is still a vibe
Protecting himself from the Vivitch with divine light and demolishing Del Montes corn industry. Good ol’ mark
i love this
2021 is gonna be the revolution of canned vegetables, lead by Mark Fischbach
The fact that this isn't actually sponsored is hilarious.
Ikr?
Wait seriously? How do u know
yea
@@xavier7127 because legally mark has to state he is sponsored by them if not he can get sued
omg 1.8k imma not edit it b/c that's always annoying but tyyyyy! i was a bit late to the video so it's surprising this is doign so well!
Imagine walking into a store, and just seeing markiplier buy a can of green beans
Wow, I love the energy of treating a subscription to the channel like it’s a privilege or prize for the viewer. That boosted MY self esteem for goodness sake!
When he isn't drinking pee or hurting himself to "test his bodies limits", he is starting wars with canned vegetable companies.
worlds most unproblemaitic youtuber
what a life indeed
@I Am KevinBB x2 Someone ate a can of Del Monte Greenbeans
😂😂
yes 😂
"Markiplier humiliates brands into giving him money"
*For the third time
@@typomischief8101 wait this isn’t the first time
*correct.*
He is a man of culture
@Part-Time Gamer someone hates the guy huh
This has no business being this funny, your strong opinions on corn have got me through today lol
I can't believe it took me my third rewatch of this to realise he cleans the table with the sourpatch kids socks at the end.
Markiplier wearing tacky sunglasses and yelling at companies and demanding money is the cure for depression.
@Chevrolet Movie Theater bruh
We know
If someone doesn't sponsor Mark soon, he might just kill us all.
Green giant did actually respond to mark on twitter and asked to get in touch with him. we will see soon enough what Green Giant has planned for mark (and i can't fucking wait for that video)
Send him 25 cans
@@theniftyguy8525 Yesss omg that's great
What about that Alienware sponsorship
@@chaoticsimmer3263 that wad only a two-time thing with the pogostuck videos where they paid mark to promote them in those videos
Markiplier:gets a pair of shirt by sour patch kids
Also Markiplier:they should know all my sizes
sour patch kids witching him pour corn in the tumblr : 👁👄👁
Del Monte: *doesn't send a check*
Markiplier: so you have chosen.. 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
Mark five months later: Screw the big jolly green giant, whatever his name is. Now I’m all about Libby’s canned carrots
Congrats, your gonna be one of the people who will have 2k like within the span of hours! Nice
I am very impressed with your likes my friends. How about you sponser green giant and I give you 1mill likes
That was one of the people talked about on the podcast right?
Yepp
Just wait till he runs out of vegetables and moves onto fruit
Mark's life goal of trying to threaten a company into giving him a sponsorship is the funniest thing ever
I've never heard of sour patch kids until mark started talking abt them. People don't actually know how big a sponsorship with him could be
Just wait until Green Giant sends him twenty-FIVE cans of corn.
Wanna know something funnier than 24?
@@tylersignorelli my life
Cause its a joke
Get it
@@tylersignorelli 25 🤓
@@quilxgaming1882 nah cuz jokes have meaning
(Sike I'm joking and also you are valued) 👋
@@quilxgaming1882 no it isn't, because jokes have meaning
Than green giant refuses marks sponsor.
“Why I hate Jolly Green Giant’s guts.”
I feel like I'm jest going to wake up, see a markiplier video on my notifications and all I see is an angered mark with this title on the video
@͔ o
This should be in the markiplier cinematic universe
This is probably the second or third Markiplier video I’ve ver seen and when he sipped that green bean water it absolutely shook me to my core.
Subscribed.
Green Giant sends 40 cans of Green Beans instead of a Sponsorship
Markiplier:
"Green Giant is SOOOOOOO DEAD TO ME"
He might say that with 400 cans even XD
He might say that with 4000 cans even XD
@@moosegod3334 or 40000 XD imagine that
@@Vox_funny_tv_man__ or 400,000
or 4e6
Mark’s ability to straight up drink vegetables will never not scare me.
He has trained himself.
He is able to go even further beyond.
Well, Mark can drink pee or weird things in Unus Annus.
I'm sure he can drink vegetables.
how is swallow drank bean
:o
when he was a child that was his water.
I don’t mind it, not that l have ever done that but I would not get grossed out by him doing that
Mark:Begs for a sponsor
Also Mark When He Gets A Sponsor: Roast the company or changes his mind about the brand
I feel like everytime mark turns down the contrast that's supposed to represent darkiplier which would make sense
He doesn't like Del Monte because Del Monte was Annus' preferred brand and he is no longer Annus. He's Mark now. And Mark likes Green Giant.
Ok
Ok
Woah
Shut up, it’s dead. Get over it
@@Cobra_156 lmao they weren’t asking for it back, if anything he was saying Annus is dead in turn accepting Unnas Annus is dead
Mark after Unus Annus ended: "I'm so fullfilled, I've never felt so whole."
Mark a week later:
Oh boy oh boy what next
LMFAOOO IM
It's quality content I signed up for LMAO
What’s Unus Annus?
@@komodosworld3199 bruh im
He's literally running protection rackets like the old mafia days
18:40 him using the socks to clean up the table 💀💀💀
Alternative Title: Mark is upset that his corn doesn't love him back.
Hell yeah
🤦♀️🤣
Self-love corn might be the best kind of corn.
Always go right through you
:(
I’m afraid that if he doesn’t get sponsored by Green Giant he’s gonna switch to Vienna Sausages and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared for him drinking the juice from the can
Me I would gag and probably never watch his food vids again lmao
5 words I hope to never see on his channel: "watch me drink sausage juice."
Well take this time to mentally prepared
This comment made my whole day and it’s like 2:26 am
👍🏻🤣
In another timeline mark got a brand deal and now only makes corn related videos
Mark: GIMME CORN
Del Monte: aight here’s 10 cans
Mark: *this means war*
Just because Unus Annus is gone doesn't mean Mark won't stop posting weird shit and this right here is proof.
Actually, I'd say it's a sign that we'll get evenmore weird shit from Mark in the future.
Momento Mori
@I Am KevinBB x2
We don’t really give a crap hun
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot your a bot your bad
Unnus Annus may be dead, but it's spirit is not.
Plot Twist: Amy actually gave Mark a grocery list and Mark is trying to get all the products without paying or leaving his house.
Why is is actually a plausible possibility? 😂😂😂
I mean, its still lockdown. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Truths
@I Am KevinBB *s h u t*
ROFL that would be actually epic!
someone just give this poor man a sponsor
Did you know that in Blue Earth, MN there’s a giant green giant statue? Yep.