A HFY Story : Impact | 2498 ~ Deathworld, War and Humans

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  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 25 днів тому +79

    "A flying monkey?"
    "No fly. Jump good."

    • @user-yf4gx4rf8h
      @user-yf4gx4rf8h 25 днів тому +6

      "YOU CAN FLY ??!!"
      "NO, Jump good"

    • @alexallmon1710
      @alexallmon1710 25 днів тому +8

      OMG. i haven't thought of samurai jack in years

    • @johnShadow12
      @johnShadow12 25 днів тому +2

      jump good

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 25 днів тому +2

      John Carter of Mars felt like that the first got to mars.

    • @DragonJohn
      @DragonJohn 25 днів тому +1

      Came to the comments to say that, glad someone else caught it

  • @TheLastRhapsody
    @TheLastRhapsody 25 днів тому +93

    Given that 1, Daniela was not even bothered at encountering alien life, and 2, her helmet was able to translate galactic common, it makes me wonder what exactly the human quarantine entails. Perhaps humans are kept to their own slot of the orion arm with species that are closer in density to them, though still weaker, and the quarantine is to keep humans from realizing just how soft and powdery the rest of the galaxy is by comparison.

    • @timothyblazer1749
      @timothyblazer1749 25 днів тому +8

      Probably just a tech embargo.

    • @jameswild8332
      @jameswild8332 25 днів тому +4

      I think it might be Jenkinsverse.

    • @billberg1264
      @billberg1264 25 днів тому +3

      I was figuring maybe humanity had FTL communication, but not FTL travel (until now), so we'd talked with aliens, but never met them.

    • @Gaster601
      @Gaster601 25 днів тому

      ​@@billberg1264 Or maybe Humanity found a crashed/stranded ship and got the common galactic speech data from that one while also giving access to more alien tech. Seeing how the extraterrestrials set up a quarantine zone, I guess they were simply scared shitless by high-gravity supermonkeys that are adaptable AF and also have natural body armor that literally grows out of their body in strands, not to mention that these hulking monkeybeasts are able to analyze and adapt foreign tech so easily while also bashing each others heads in on a constant basis :D
      Meeting a human for an alien would probably be like meeting Zerg-Kerrigan from Starcraft :D

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 25 днів тому +1

      Could have meant they met mankind got scared, and pulled back away from us hoping we wouldn't spread to far. And then we did.

  • @Chokah
    @Chokah 25 днів тому +76

    Less than half our gravity and 50% more oxygen than our standard. Yeah we'd be a monster on that world. Also "Is that organic nanotech?" "Dude I've been flying for a week and haven't shaved my legs" is such a conversation.

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 25 днів тому

      Less than half a g but somehow it's holding a dense enough atmosphere to breathe

    • @eternalfoxsage7208
      @eternalfoxsage7208 25 днів тому +2

      pressure and gravity are NOT the same thing, so you can have one and not the other. Would just be a lot harder on a planet with the more or less same air content as earth's. Otherwise astronauts would have a really hard time.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 24 дні тому +2

      @@eternalfoxsage7208 well more precise , composition of atmoshpere and gravity is related ,but indeed not the same thing hehe ;)

    • @elaniarkady7351
      @elaniarkady7351 22 дні тому

      Yes! 😂 the flying for a week ect. Made me laugh my drink.

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 10 днів тому

      actually too much oxygen can poison you

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 24 дні тому +12

    9:24 For a "sister" she sure has a gruff squirrley voice.

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov 25 днів тому +44

    Falling with style. Danielle was raised properly.

    • @davidragan9233
      @davidragan9233 25 днів тому +2

      Almost as good as falling and missing the ground!

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 25 днів тому +1

      ​@davidragan9233 some people do that all the time.

  • @lazrustosadow5880
    @lazrustosadow5880 25 днів тому +25

    For a brick, she flew pretty good.

    • @drafty9580
      @drafty9580 24 дні тому +1

      I had to make sure someone posted this lol!

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 25 днів тому +29

    Some people have survived free fall into pine trees and snow.
    The lower gravity certainly helps.
    "Falling with style"😅

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 25 днів тому +4

      The one that gets me is not the one who fell the furthest, but a guy named Nicholas Alkemade. He was a rear gunner in a Lancaster during WWII, and bailed out of his burning and spinning aircraft at 18,000 feet without a parachute as his had caught fire and was wrecked. Like many rear gunners he preferred the option of dying on impact over burning to death.
      His fall was broken first by trees then a snow drift, he suffered some bruising and a sprained leg. That was all.
      There are people who survived greater heights, the most was a air hostess who fell from 33,000 feet! But none of those who fell further were able to basically walk (albeit with a limp) away.....

    • @alexistaylor969
      @alexistaylor969 25 днів тому +3

      @@alganhar1 yeah trees help a lot unless they impale you, Juliane Koepcke was sucked from a plane over the Amazon after a lightning strike and still buckled into her seat fell 2 miles and survived.
      In 1972 a man named Bob Hall fell 3300 feet when his parachutes didn't open and fell face first into the runway, only broke his nose and messed up his teeth.
      Doctors and surgeons and dentists were able to fix his teeth and resocket them to heal and a plastic surgeon fixed his nose, and he now has a slightly disfigured septum but other than that you can't tell he was injured.

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 24 дні тому +1

      Norwegian paratrooper i think still holds the record for freefall height survived. something like 2.5kms. And yep he was the one where the trees broke his fall lol. As well as his legs back etc.( dark chuckle)

  • @sergioandrade8735
    @sergioandrade8735 25 днів тому +17

    Having listened to a lot of HFY stories I get the idea that humans are the Kryptonians of this universe.

    • @Bakuryu0083
      @Bakuryu0083 25 днів тому +2

      in a large portion of the HFY stories, the mean galactic "standard" gravity is something like 1/3 to maybe 1/2 of Earth standard and would be categorized as "Gaia" worlds (Worlds with next to NO hazards of any kind and the largest creature being an affectionate critter the size of a small fluffy cat that couldn't hurt a fly.

    • @carldooley9344
      @carldooley9344 24 дні тому +1

      And the rest of the Universe thinks we're Vitrumites.

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something 25 днів тому +5

    This one made me chuckle.
    I've read similar things about sky divers who's parachutes didn't work out properly. They all had extremely lucky soft landings but needed hospitals afterwards.
    Bravo Sir Encore!

    • @snidecommenter7117
      @snidecommenter7117 25 днів тому +1

      Years ago I saw a program about skydiving. One of the jumpers had his 'chute fail and he didn't cut it away properly and when he popped his reserve it wrapped around the primary. The camera followed him down and there was a puff of dust from behind the treeline where he impacted. When the emergency personnel got to him he was trying to get up. They reported he said, "I think my legs are broken."
      He was jumping again six months later.

  • @travelswithbenny3328
    @travelswithbenny3328 19 днів тому +1

    A good read! Thanks.

  • @TheJasonBorn
    @TheJasonBorn 17 днів тому +1

    These "crap humans escaped their home world" stories make me chuckle.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 25 днів тому +11

    So, crash land on a low gravity, high oxygen, planet, walk off, find the remains of her ship, and teleport back home.
    When she asked for some peroxide, she obviously meant the 3% to 4% one that we can get at our local pharmacy. Same for the isopropil.
    As for that quarantine thing... I don't think that the humans ever noticed it, or WE initiated it ourselves.

    • @billberg1264
      @billberg1264 25 днів тому +1

      I don't think there's any particular problem with 100% pure isopropyl alcohol, other than how distillation will only get you up to 91% (by volume).

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 25 днів тому

      @@billberg1264 Especially when used externally.
      Dilute it to 35..40% and you can even drink it. It's not toxic, it just taste bad.

    • @the_pelican_real
      @the_pelican_real 24 дні тому +1

      Isopropyl alchohol is perfectly fine as a disinfectant at 100% purity. Hydrogen peroxide is some nasty stuff at 100% purity though.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 24 дні тому +1

      @@the_pelican_real 100% Isoprolyl used externally is OK, internally, it's another story. 40% is pretty much the max. And again, it don't taste great even not denatured.
      Hydrogen peroxyde at anything over 60% is nasty : It tends to put things on fire.
      At 70+%, it's used in rockets as monopropellant, or hypergolique propergol if mixed with something else.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 23 дні тому +1

      @@Kualinar If you use silver as a catalyst by running it through a silver plated stainless steel screen 30% can be used as a propellant

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 22 дні тому +2

    "THE CRAZY KIDS HAVE COME OUT TO PLAY"

  • @timothyblazer1749
    @timothyblazer1749 25 днів тому +17

    Daniela was a female pilot. They are chosen for lithness and smaller size. God only knows what would have happened if Dwane Johnson had showed up... ;-)

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 24 дні тому +1

      Or Arnie. 'Tell me, do ya bleed?'

    • @thelivingghost5695
      @thelivingghost5695 23 дні тому +1

      Expect a crater the size of the Roman colosseum. Either that or a superhero landing. Bad on the knees though.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 25 днів тому +3

    peace?
    peace is good
    thanks for the story and narration
    i hope for more

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 25 днів тому +5

    Do you remember the Fluffies? There is a sequel.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 25 днів тому +3

    Great story; Excellent narration! I get the feeling that the "quarantine" was in name only! LOL!!!

    • @alexistaylor969
      @alexistaylor969 25 днів тому +4

      Negative. Keeping their people far away and humanity isolated from everyone else except for monitoring would be the definition of quarantine.
      The story seems like they met the humans, gave them the language for translating a first contact meeting and then noped the hell out of there after first contact, ghosting humanity after saying they would be back after meeting with the council and then leaving all messages on read.
      The humans exploring and improving their own technology after seeing that some of the alien tech that was only in SciFi actually worked, revisited their old ideas and have made it past the quarantine zone.

  • @mikethurman3147
    @mikethurman3147 23 дні тому +1

    I was listening to your stories so intently that my phone lost power.
    That's never happened.
    Thanks.

  • @sleepingbackbone7581
    @sleepingbackbone7581 22 дні тому +1

    It seems that Terrans know about GC waaay more than GC about Terrans. Lol

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 25 днів тому +1

    Oh, this was a good one. An enjoyable listen.

  • @randomstranger9674
    @randomstranger9674 25 днів тому

    Thank you Hixchem for a great story, and ASN for the narration.

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 25 днів тому +1

    Well done

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 25 днів тому

    Love the voices

  • @Fylasfrommabi
    @Fylasfrommabi 17 днів тому

    70-80 kilometers an hour in a very horizontal angle slowed down by several DOZENT trees .. yeah I buy the whole falling with style part. XD

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 25 днів тому +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Yeah, Peace is an option. You'd better take it. Good old fashioned HFY/HASO story!

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 25 днів тому +1

    200K. Now I'm waiting for that number to click over to 108K

  • @Cl0ckcl0ck
    @Cl0ckcl0ck 18 днів тому

    Clean some!

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto 10 днів тому

    Pray for peace.

  • @kathybarekman5454
    @kathybarekman5454 25 днів тому

    Love ❤ your work and your voice ❤ ♥

  • @Cadiangrunt99
    @Cadiangrunt99 21 день тому

    My head Cannon is Plo gets dragged into things and ends up pushing for peace (Also getting saved by human intel agents)

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 25 днів тому

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest, always baffle the algorithm!

  • @Paulie4President
    @Paulie4President 25 днів тому

    thanks Agro

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 25 днів тому +1

    peace is good. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @nigelsmith7366
    @nigelsmith7366 25 днів тому

    Pre-breakfast Squirrel 👽🐿️👽🐿️👽🐿️

  • @kerbalairforce8802
    @kerbalairforce8802 24 дні тому

    I expected the ship to have Red Bull painted on the side

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 25 днів тому +1

    4 D 🐿️❗❗
    4 D author ❗
    4 D algorithm

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 25 днів тому

    Choose wisely little xeno. Your species existence may depend on it.

  • @GyorBox
    @GyorBox 24 дні тому

    I absolutely love the stories where Humans are the universe's boogyman because we come from a world that should have wiped us out long ago. And the fact we weren't is some cause for concern to them.
    Also, the fact that the rest come from herbivore or non-predetory races and calm, light gravity planets.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 23 дні тому

      The rest that don't wipe themselves out before FTL flight are non-predatory.

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 25 днів тому +1

    Like 286... But he's much faster than a 286 computer!
    🤣
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 25 днів тому +1

    Next time, Daniela, target the computer that houses the algorithm. It could do with a swift reprogramming session.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 25 днів тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 24 дні тому

    hehe , thats the kind of ''smart savage'' style of human i wish was a reality ..mostly because
    1. it be cool to have aliens for 'death world' tourism
    2. because trading a promise to be a 'noble savage' to some aliens that figured out bio engineering etc to help with some details such as clinical immortality be a nice deal ;)

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 25 днів тому

    For the algorithm.

  • @JRRodriguez-nu7po
    @JRRodriguez-nu7po 25 днів тому +1

    Extra oxygen at lower atmospheric pressure doesn't help performance much in nirmal people. The breathing bottlneck is CO2 exhalation. You can easily see that with a fingertip O2 saturation meter.

    • @alexistaylor969
      @alexistaylor969 25 днів тому +2

      It makes people more comfortable with the exertion though which is why they would feel like a super hero. Since the regulation for breathing and heart rate is mostly ruled by CO2 ratio to Oxygen based on the acidity of the blood.
      It is also why you have to be careful with a sick/injured/unconscious person when giving them supplemental oxygen.
      Too much and their body will just stop breathing because the amount of CO2 in relation is nowhere near enough to raise the acidity of the blood enough to tell the body to breathe.
      But because of this, supplemental oxygen makes people feel like they are exerting less.
      It is nothing but a placebo effect, which is how the fitness oxygen scam works, people feel better using it so they keep buying it.
      The problem here is even super athletes can easily injure themselves using oxygen because they don't feel like they are exerting themselves as much and over do it.
      For this reason, in 2012, after over 100,000 troops were injured (heart attacks/muscle tears/aversions/fractures and bone breaks) the US military banned the use of oxygen supplements during PT.

    • @panan7777
      @panan7777 25 днів тому +1

      @@alexistaylor969 I come home some 35 years ago and my mom was doing the dishes and crying. "Dad IS dying. Oh don't do drama". It was a flue season and dad caught it. It was a particularly nasty that clogged the lungs. I walked into room and was scared $hitless, because dad was gasping for air and had a pale color of a bloodless corpse. I was thinking for a couple of minutes and decides to bring the oxygen cylinder from our metal shop with the pressure reducer. I've put a short rubber tube and told dad to use it. He refused and I said: "LAY BACK ON BEDPUT THE HOSE ON YOUR CHEST AND START BREATHING !!!" I estimate that this enriched the O2 to round 30% and prevented damage to lungs, the volume I set up was like a very gentle breeze. Then went back to console mom. When I got back to the dad, it was PURE JOY: he laid there, rosy cheeks and feeling much better.
      Later on, that week. mum caught the virus and they would lay on the couch and would pass the hose back and forth. I told them to open the window and door, before operating any electrical device, because the spark could start big fire.
      Many years later I told this to a doctor and he said it was a wise decision, but you have to be careful with the CO2 or the patient might stop breathing.
      He has lived for more than 15 years after this.
      Almost forgot the story but your writing reminded me of this episode. One of the BEST memories of my life.

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma 25 днів тому

      Basically she felt better because she was high.

    • @JRRodriguez-nu7po
      @JRRodriguez-nu7po 24 дні тому

      @@alexistaylor969 Correct, though most of the acidity builds up locally as lactic acid. As a physician ~40 years (internist), I had some patients in the "50-50" club. These were people who walked around WITHOUT supplemental oxygen which 30 years ago was not easily available in a portable manner with pO2 ~ pCO2 in the 50s. Note that partial pressures (the "p" in pO2) are not directly relatable to O2% nor to O2 carrying capacity. Yeah, the subject gets complicated but the bottom line is that a high O2 environment will not help at sea level atmospheric conditions. Now, in this story gravity was lower soooooo, perhaps the lower O2 pressures were compensated by higher O2%?
      Yeah, ridiculous excessive speculation on my part, I know.

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 25 днів тому

    Fun...
    Idiotic as hell, but fun story. Because no, more oxygen don't make you a superman. Make you feel like one, because hight on it. But help in no real way (it's in fact even dangerous)
    And 1/2 g will not have so much effect. Or save you of a fall from so hight.
    So either all human are now gene-augment in a way it make them monsters, and for them it common and normal. Either the author know nothing, but as create a real fun story nonetheless!
    Whatever the case, thank you ❤

    • @dharmafuller4331
      @dharmafuller4331 25 днів тому +1

      According to Daniella, Earth is 2.5x higher gravity plus the lower O². Meaning, 40% of her normal gravity gives her extra time to adjust for a much lighter impact. Add in her 2.5x density from higher grav, pretty sure she'd land okay.
      Now, as to the higher oxygen boosting performance. I've lived at altitude for 2 decades and it really effects what I can do at sea level. My breathing slows, and my strength and energy output is measurably higher. That's at normal grav. At 2.5 lower grav, I'd be chucking stuff like it's Styrofoam, too.
      There's a reason athletes train at altitude.

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 25 днів тому +2

    No "pop" when the atmosphere collapsed?

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 25 днів тому

      Lower gravity mean that the air rushed inward slightly slower.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 25 днів тому +1

    All of which doesn't explain why or how Daniella got to where Plo was or what happened to her vessel.

  • @snake57
    @snake57 25 днів тому

    Her name should have been Dorothy

  • @TheOrignalNone
    @TheOrignalNone 25 днів тому

    🤙👊

  • @dborjal007
    @dborjal007 25 днів тому +1

    Is the opening a scene from anime? If so, what is the title or is it a custom one for your feed?

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma 25 днів тому

      I assume you're talking about the premier animation. It is a UA-cam animation that you can choose as the starting soon screen, and yes it is epic.

  • @1066design
    @1066design 25 днів тому

    Aggro sqirrl does not show up on search for hfy. Only ai channels show up. The internet is broken.

  • @Elmithian
    @Elmithian 18 днів тому

    ...I am sorry, but this isn't how physics work. If he was still at very high acceleration when he crashed, he still would get squashed, lower grav planet or not, a rock is still a rock, hitting a rock at 200 km/h is still going to kill you, no matter how used you are to higher gs.

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 25 днів тому +1

    Think the UA-cam program is malfunctioning.

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 23 дні тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 25 днів тому

    5th, 25 August 2024

  • @YouAskedForThis563
    @YouAskedForThis563 20 днів тому

    A good story ruined by scientific absurdity:
    The weight and density of the atmosphere is directly proportional to the gravity and height above sea level.
    People suffocate at the top of Mount Everest where the atmosphere is 20% less dense, because their lungs fill up with fluid.
    In 40% earth gravity and relative atmosphere humans would be unable to remain conscious for long enough to have a conversation, even with a pure oxygen atmosphere, because they would die of the bends.

  • @ricardoantunez106
    @ricardoantunez106 25 днів тому

    This one is silly

  • @willdavis3802
    @willdavis3802 25 днів тому

    Danielia, a hefty person that self-identifies as a "woman" by the voice given her. Other than that, great reading. Maybe read the story before narrating it.