An HFY Story : First Contact At Fasty's Fast Food ~ Deathworld,War and Humans

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  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 5 місяців тому +106

    And with food sharing comes pack bonding. The Admiral lying on the floor unable to think or move is hilarious. Many thanks.

  • @PsionNovastar
    @PsionNovastar 5 місяців тому +65

    I had to pause this several times because I was laughing too hard. Only you, only YOU would find the one author that turned the "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" meme into a short story. Good God this was hilarious

  • @WarriorX1
    @WarriorX1 5 місяців тому +37

    Security fleet shows up, "Dude, you're holding up the line! Order or leave!"

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +8

      Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 місяців тому +4

      @@anathardayaldar Being fair, serving Our Men in Uniform was always the highlight of a bad weekend of dealing with the post-game crowd for college football in Texas.
      Servicefolk tend to be more patient than college students hopped up on whatever they were hopped up on.

  • @valtiel2589
    @valtiel2589 5 місяців тому +104

    Well I had to do it eventually, so thanks for narrating one of my silly 'Sir, this is a Wendy's.' Scribblings!
    hope you feel better

    • @elaniarkady7351
      @elaniarkady7351 5 місяців тому +6

      This is brilliant... although now I'm going to grill i have a need for a burger and fries.

    • @andrewerickson6690
      @andrewerickson6690 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes very hungry now

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +1

      Well done indeed. No pun intended, but I will accept any accolades.

    • @richwalter3107
      @richwalter3107 5 місяців тому +5

      I think the only way you could improve on this is to have had SpiffleMonk involved

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz 5 місяців тому +4

      This is a great story. Made me giggle. Kudos!

  • @NomadicDruidinthenight
    @NomadicDruidinthenight 5 місяців тому +71

    Don't ever let them find old copies of "Supersize Me". 😂😂😂

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 5 місяців тому

      It'll probably come with a warning that Morgan Spurlock was an alcoholic and his health problems stem from consuming large quantities of poison.

  • @breachcreaper
    @breachcreaper 5 місяців тому +47

    While i was in the military, no matter where i was . Combat zone or not, Good food , cheap or not will make friends everywhere

    • @TzianSjet
      @TzianSjet 5 місяців тому +7

      maxim 7: If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about incomming fire.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 5 місяців тому +4

      @@TzianSjet Maxim 23. The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 4 місяці тому

      Along with death and taxes everythings gotta eat

  • @leightondoswell453
    @leightondoswell453 5 місяців тому +24

    Glad to see they have their priorities right "after desart"

  • @williamboehler5119
    @williamboehler5119 5 місяців тому +13

    Never underestimate the military power of a Wendy's. Makes the soldiers smile and demoralizes the opponent.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 5 місяців тому +18

    LOL, what a great first contact idea.

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 5 місяців тому +9

    Ah the power of the song from Oliver!
    Food glorious food!

  • @Jerry-rh9cy
    @Jerry-rh9cy 5 місяців тому +11

    Fooded !!! Thanks for the story time.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 5 місяців тому +3

    Great story; Excellent narration! I guess the new saying when encountering a new empire is "Speak softly and carry a bucket of wings!" LOL!!!

  • @BalthusDirein
    @BalthusDirein 5 місяців тому +10

    For da skwerl and his nest, may the algorithm Trimble with the meat sweats 😂😂😂

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 5 місяців тому +18

    if only a good bacon cheese burger could stop a war. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 5 місяців тому +1

      Well, having a cannon pointed at you whose cannonball is bigger than your entire ship could also make you rethink your priorities.😂🍔

    • @stevewhitten-p8m
      @stevewhitten-p8m 5 місяців тому +3

      @@merlinathrawes746 A good bacon cheeseburger, stuffed Bacon Jalapenos, and a bottle of well-chilled ouzo.........be tough to be mad at anybody.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 5 місяців тому +1

      That seems to be the problem in the middle-east. No Bacon.

  • @johnQQ2much
    @johnQQ2much 3 дні тому

    not the first time ive watched THIS specific video....i wish i could give these ones a thumbs up every time i rewatch these..awesome stories Mr. Squirrel!!!!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 5 місяців тому +11

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest. make the algorithm serve it hot and fast

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 5 місяців тому +19

    Threatening a Serviceman's favorite eatery while said Servicemen are present is not a healthy life choice... Getting thrown out is your luckiest option... Subsisting on hospital food for a while is more likely... And never having to eat again is not out of the realm of possibilities.

  • @jarheadcop383
    @jarheadcop383 5 місяців тому +2

    This was one of the more enjoyable/funny ones you've done.

  • @MrPGT
    @MrPGT 5 місяців тому +25

    It was a cool story, until it got totally unrealistic. I mean, how come the ice cream machine wasn't broken?!🤣

    • @ShinTsurugi7
      @ShinTsurugi7 5 місяців тому +10

      It's a space ice cream machine, you better bet the blackwater navy is going to make them work

    • @xessq1
      @xessq1 5 місяців тому +15

      because its not a McDonald's?

    • @gordonhardwick9552
      @gordonhardwick9552 5 місяців тому +2

      Love this story comment lol

    • @skyrere
      @skyrere 5 місяців тому +1

      @@xessq1 THAT'S WHAT I SAID AS SOON AS I READ THE COMMENT!!!
      rofl

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 5 місяців тому +1

    Ah, this is pure Nostalgia. Think i binged this Channel during the Lockdowns up to now? Wow, time sure flies by. You're the best Channel to go to for HFY stories, especially since you don't use Ai and actually narrate the stories yourself. And you have a very good voice for it. Wondering if you've narrated that one Reddit Story where a Human who was abducted by Aliens is the "Villain".

  • @HeilTec
    @HeilTec 5 місяців тому +12

    Best Narrator. Great story. 👍

  • @theubie
    @theubie 5 місяців тому +4

    Working in the Big Smoke order was a nice touch.

  • @kennyray7931
    @kennyray7931 5 місяців тому

    You are one heck of a storyteller. Every time I listen to you I am thoroughly entertained. God has blessed you with enormous talent. I hope too enjoyed many more years of your storytelling prowess. 😊❤

  • @chadrowin2956
    @chadrowin2956 4 місяці тому +1

    The Admiral would probably shit his britches to find out that the Titan class vessel wasn't military, but rather a Police Cruiser and the 'Precent' was out for lunch when he showed up.

  • @Danodan94
    @Danodan94 4 місяці тому

    Food stories are always some of my favorites, and this one is really high up there. My gratitude to the narrator and the author! Great job!

  • @patraic5241
    @patraic5241 5 місяців тому +3

    That was a delightfully inventive story. Well written and narrated.

  • @rosspena2010
    @rosspena2010 5 місяців тому +1

    I really enjoy these stories you read from the internet how do you put your own personal flare on it and I especially love this one thanks and keep up the great work

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 5 місяців тому +1

    This did not go the way I thought it was going to at first, but the direction it took was SO much better XD

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 5 місяців тому +3

    Good to see that GTA San Andreas lives on in space.

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 5 місяців тому

    Silly, stupid and absolutely enjoyable. Well done.

  • @roddymcclain7695
    @roddymcclain7695 5 місяців тому +2

    Wouldn't it be great if all "first contacts" went like that.

  • @100_American_Bison
    @100_American_Bison 5 місяців тому +1

    I imagine two or more human factions in this universe having an intense standoff, but all of sudden a bunch of fast food ships jump out just on the outskirts of the potential space battle then both all sides look at each other and all saying “burger break?”

  • @kitemaywilder1792
    @kitemaywilder1792 5 місяців тому +1

    i love wholesome stories like this keep em coming ^^

  • @GeminiBull
    @GeminiBull 5 місяців тому +3

    As soon as i listened and read the list of food, I KNEW it was the GTA SA meme. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hammerspace8866
    @hammerspace8866 5 місяців тому +1

    ah briljant story. Thank you for narrating it.

  • @mpschroyer
    @mpschroyer 5 місяців тому +1

    That was a great story, as usual, Keep up the good work.

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD 5 місяців тому +1

    Gods!
    Great story!
    Now I'm jonsing for fresh White Castle burgers!

  • @Shinzann2007
    @Shinzann2007 5 місяців тому +8

    Sir, This is a Wendy's™

  • @geoffreyganoe5246
    @geoffreyganoe5246 5 місяців тому +1

    Loved the GTA San Andreas reference! For the author! For Da Skwerl!

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 5 місяців тому +1

    For some reason, this story is really pulling at my heartstrings. Excuse me, I must have gotten something into my eyes.
    For the almighty rodent! For the algorithm!

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for that I needed a chuckle😅

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 5 місяців тому +1

    For the Agro-rythm! And good food!

  • @GyorBox
    @GyorBox 5 місяців тому +1

    "Fooded" is now definitely a word.

  • @michellejenkins5922
    @michellejenkins5922 Місяць тому

    I can listen to this story over and over and ave done, brilliant

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 5 місяців тому

    Now this is a great first contact scenario. "Sir, this is a Wendy's!" XD Kudos to the author.

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 5 місяців тому +4

    Yes, may I please have a triple bacon cheeseburger meal with a Nuka-Cola...Uhm, do you accept Galactic Express?

  • @lancer2204
    @lancer2204 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh, that is just fekin brilliant!

  • @mattpotter119
    @mattpotter119 5 місяців тому +3

    Sharing is...not getting blown to space dust.

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something 5 місяців тому +1

    Bravo Sir Encore!

  • @oli3645
    @oli3645 5 місяців тому +2

    Let’s hope the ice-cream machine isn’t broken

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 місяців тому +1

      There are military engineers there, now. If the ice cream *was* broken, it isn't anymore.

  • @pauldockins9635
    @pauldockins9635 5 місяців тому +1

    Most excellent.

  • @oldbutnotdead1
    @oldbutnotdead1 5 місяців тому +1

    I loved that to pieces.

  • @TheShadyProtector
    @TheShadyProtector 5 місяців тому +1

    Food should be a universal language.

  • @josefhyatt2780
    @josefhyatt2780 5 місяців тому +1

    Great Story!!!!

  • @The_Natalist
    @The_Natalist 5 місяців тому +1

    This one was _really_ good lol

  • @EeBee51
    @EeBee51 5 місяців тому +1

    While I enjoy a good Space Opera, I also like these quirky and humourous stories. Not every HFY story has to be filled with blood and guts..... 👍❤🍔🥤

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +1

    Like trying to rob a Wendies, only for a mechanized armored army convoy to stop by on their way back to base.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 5 місяців тому +3

    Damn Vitmori is a human Admiral now. (That voice is now Vitmoris voice to me)

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 5 місяців тому +2

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    One might almost call it The McDonalds Accords

  • @wdw4187
    @wdw4187 5 місяців тому +2

    This was so cute 😂

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +1

    I love "food coma".

  • @jaydendickson9447
    @jaydendickson9447 5 місяців тому

    Not even half way through this and a gta reference my god i love humanity

  • @Will-W
    @Will-W 5 місяців тому

    Nice new threads!

  • @cosmicdust2489
    @cosmicdust2489 5 місяців тому +1

    Makes me think of the Six Rocks story

  • @rodrigorubio8918
    @rodrigorubio8918 5 місяців тому +2

    Big smoke meal hahahah

  • @Absalon68
    @Absalon68 5 місяців тому +1

    Nothing can reach the level of a good meal. That, in of it's self, has performed more miracles that never would have never been, elsewise.

  • @Kiilerich66
    @Kiilerich66 5 місяців тому +1

    I now wonder if that empire will willingly become the Terran subjugate, when their emperor is presented with our real food, instead of the stuff made for hangovers?

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 5 місяців тому

    Thank you. UKUK

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 5 місяців тому

    You always know it's going to be a feel good story when that music starts playing. Just wish I knew what it was called.

  • @13thBear
    @13thBear 5 місяців тому +1

    Mushroom and Swiss burgers? Do you have mushroom and Swiss burgers...with curly fries and a medium-sized chocolate shake? Oh gawds, it's been forever since I had a good mushroom and Swiss burger! Make it two, please.😃

  • @ianpgmusicfanfictionart
    @ianpgmusicfanfictionart 5 місяців тому +1

    This was hilarious

  • @zacharygold9483
    @zacharygold9483 5 місяців тому

    Fun, silly, and different.

  • @jankostrhun8725
    @jankostrhun8725 5 місяців тому

    When you "sir, this is Wendy's" the hostile alien ship

  • @ecarots9469
    @ecarots9469 5 місяців тому +1

    A yummy story , I guess the way to an aliens circulation organ is through it's digestive storage.

  • @BrandonKing.
    @BrandonKing. 5 місяців тому +1

    I think my favorite part of these stories is that every single Alien species speaks perfect English🤣 the British must have been hard at work colonizing space

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 місяців тому +1

      I doubt any fast-food restaurant would pass up a potential market for long. They'd have some awesome translation equipment working overtime and over clocked.

  • @andrewerickson6690
    @andrewerickson6690 5 місяців тому +1

    Feels a lot like Uncle Bernies but still a great story

  • @Aminuts2009
    @Aminuts2009 5 місяців тому +3

    If they think a burger is good. Wait till they get BBQ!

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 5 місяців тому +3

      Slow cooked brisket might become a species wide addiction.

  • @carldooley9344
    @carldooley9344 5 місяців тому +1

    Kinda reminds me of the penguin story.

  • @syvajarvi2289
    @syvajarvi2289 5 місяців тому +3

    They need to be glad they went there vs a galactic Waffle House.😂😂😂

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 місяців тому

      Rednecks and Waffle House as a First Contact? The poor, poor aliens.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 5 місяців тому +1

    Here we go

  • @JBall-hd8bw
    @JBall-hd8bw 5 місяців тому

    Leave it to a Gunny to keep the priorities in order.

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 5 місяців тому +2

    Pack bonding. It's what humans do.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 5 місяців тому +1

    What's worse than a Karen? A Karen alien apparently. But that's one hell of a first contact! Also, not the first one that sorta happened the same way either.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 5 місяців тому +3

    Sir, this is a Wendy's.
    In sapce.

  • @66Lynnie
    @66Lynnie 5 місяців тому

    There's always room for a little sweet

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 5 місяців тому +1

    Well... Either Mcdonald and co ha e REALLY up their game. Either some French as take the lead and build a new franchise of fast food to take their place.
    If not...
    This first contact will have end by food poisoning or disgust, followed by a war.
    Maybe.
    Fun story though ❤👍

  • @anthonymonaghan4964
    @anthonymonaghan4964 5 місяців тому +1

    They clearly went to Space Wendy's

  • @ratzelbarreto2070
    @ratzelbarreto2070 5 місяців тому

    Dammite now am hungry.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +3

    Diplomacy through burgers. Wait until these poor underfed xenos find out about the wonders of pizza.

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 5 місяців тому +1

    Background makes me think you are considering a brave hairdo

  • @JosephWiess
    @JosephWiess 5 місяців тому +1

    Would you like fries with that big smoke, sir?

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 5 місяців тому +1

    Like 698
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @brianmorisset4489
    @brianmorisset4489 5 місяців тому +1

    You ask for a hamburger... (Look up Cuil)

  • @vladyvhv9579
    @vladyvhv9579 5 місяців тому

    Just wait till they learn about Thanksgiving meals...

  • @mopenshaw
    @mopenshaw 5 місяців тому +1

    Conquest by burger.

  • @ScottWatson-z5g
    @ScottWatson-z5g 5 місяців тому

    fun story

  • @zuzax1656
    @zuzax1656 5 місяців тому +1

    So, instead of sending a bunch of UN peacekeepers with tanks and APCs, we should just send in food trucks? Might just be worth a shot...

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 5 місяців тому

      Tanks aren't working. Time to flip the script.

  • @niyablake
    @niyablake 5 місяців тому +1

    Sir this is a wendys

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 4 місяці тому

    Sir, this is not a military outpost, this is a fast food. Please place your order or leave, you are holding the line.

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 5 місяців тому

    Apparently Taco Bell did not win the franchise wars in this future.