Carson was going through the stages of escalating hysteria: realizing Garn47 has fans --> thinking they're trolls (denial) --> realizing there are ACTUAL garnheads in chat --> more denial --> the weight of reality collapsing in on him
The main reason why garn has so many fans is the fact that it is essentially an add-on to the Hit Single fnf mod, to the point that in one of the versions of it, when you complete the main song of the mod after pressing the “It’s Time” button, it would automatically open up Garn47, and randomly finding out about Garn in my cool fnf mod that I found at like midnight made me lose my shit, and then I FURTHER lost my shit when I found out that finding certain secrets in garn unlocks songs in the FNF mod. Not only that, but there’s a huge amount of shit that I haven’t even uncovered and because of the inherent shittiness of the controls and camera at points, AND the fact that the documentation on Garn is really sparse, finding new stuff in Garn is like diving through lost media that people barely talk about and it’s great for that reason.
Its funny how Vinny and Saltydkdan had an easier and fun time playing Garn47 than Carson. And Vinny didn't have much help. Its also hilarious how Carson, who has the humor and same type of mental capacity of Garn47 is unironically getting pissed off at this game.
So disappointed by the Garn slander. Carson really put the most random games on this but didn't even play Garn47 the *real* way by beating every Hit Single Real (also known as "the friday night funkin mod") song. He did not earn peak, and then he slandered it. The garnciety is disappointed in you. What a night ruiner
Finally, I can see how much Carson loved playing garn47. It really is one of the best games of all time. All the other garnheads out there know what I'm talking about.
I love how, despite garn being such a genuinely god awful game Carson has by far played it the most out of all these games, out of true love for the game
Carson couldve been the number one garn head but he taps out at no badges, no bosses, not even playing the real version, just cause hes not ready for peak
The best part about people playing Garn47 is that if they don't immediate get it, they lose their mind. Awesome game 10/10. (Also garn47 V2 is out and it added pirate and skateboarding car!)
The funniest part of the garn segments is where the chat gives Carson actual advice but it sounds so ludicrous and dumb that Carson just assumes it's fake. A real Garn47 moment right there!
These videos always start with me being excited to see all the different games. Then we get through one game and I'm like shit, wait, no go back, I would watch you do a full playthrough of that.
wow carbon this video was great! i like futa. this video was so enjoyable and fun, im only a little bit i hope there are no seizure causing effects in the video!
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What’s insane about this video is he actually played more than like four games this time
It's ok to use plural games if it's more than one
@@plokijum Yeah, that’s what I did
@@plokijum Yea thats what I woulda did. Thats the technique
@@plokijumNo it's not okay
u mean for 3 days?
dev from ''drink milk from a cow'' here. I never wanted you to play this game.
Love the disapproval from devs like this ❤️ Carson deserves this😊
You made an art piece, it'll take years, maybe even decades for it to truly be appreciated.
@@inabyt it takes years to forgive
i dont believe you, prove it
@@kekulism He has the heart from Carson
it's crazy how in Drinking Milk Directly From Cow there's simultaneously 100 things happening at once and 0 things happening at once
Carson was going through the stages of escalating hysteria: realizing Garn47 has fans --> thinking they're trolls (denial) --> realizing there are ACTUAL garnheads in chat --> more denial --> the weight of reality collapsing in on him
garnheads...
garn don't have real fans
@@cupoftea273 Car does.
i love garn47
Totally garnual
Carson losing his fucking mind over Garn47 and the garnheads is peak cinema.
I LOVE GARN47 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO THE SUPER STRUCTURE.
Never have I seen such a vitriolic hatred for Garn47.
i’d have him beat if i streamed
@@nathant6655me too.
I can't wait for Carson to return to the Garnyard and collect all of the Garnular secrets
Watching chat make him play Garn reminds me of when I was 7 years old and wanted to get my dad into Naruto.
I did not have this experience but that’s pretty interesting
my dads dead
@@funnycatlol2114 rip
Did he ever get into Naruto
@@funnycatlol2114 "my dad has a gold tooth"
"my dad has diabetes"
I'm over here garnin my shit i got garn on my shit rn I'm garny as fuck man
Bros out here garnin
Ah shit garning on my roommate's door haarghhhh
8:51 is probably the most masculine Carson has ever sounded in his life. He must be off his estrogen cycle
WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE POPULARMMOS??
also idk if the video got edited or something but the timestamp is now 8:51
@@randomcommenteroh yeah wtf??? My timestamp was originally 8:51 why is it 9:00 now
This video will never show how absolutely soul-draining the singleplayer amazing frog gameplay was
“You don’t understand garn47 is good, you have to play fnf mod, it has lore”
Wrong
Garn is garn
i don't think you understand the point of garnification
Totally garnular
7 garnillion dollars at the box office
Garn is better
35:43 And so, a miracle happened. Garn47 was brought back to the light.
0:52 Not even a minute into the video I see "someone draw loki pregnant quick" in the chat.
Man's true to his desires
did NOT expect him to play Garn47
he FUCKING DIDN'T
true he got like none of the badges
@@DanYami yeah definetley one of the lower-end playthroughs ive seen.
The main reason why garn has so many fans is the fact that it is essentially an add-on to the Hit Single fnf mod, to the point that in one of the versions of it, when you complete the main song of the mod after pressing the “It’s Time” button, it would automatically open up Garn47, and randomly finding out about Garn in my cool fnf mod that I found at like midnight made me lose my shit, and then I FURTHER lost my shit when I found out that finding certain secrets in garn unlocks songs in the FNF mod. Not only that, but there’s a huge amount of shit that I haven’t even uncovered and because of the inherent shittiness of the controls and camera at points, AND the fact that the documentation on Garn is really sparse, finding new stuff in Garn is like diving through lost media that people barely talk about and it’s great for that reason.
Hey guys it’s me, ChristoGaming01.
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Wats poppin bgi man
Holy shit
The fact that Carson despises Garn with every fibre of his being feels like such a betrayal of character
YES THANK YOU
I am genuinely awestruck that he hated that game as much as he did. It felt like peak Carson.
@@Keygentlemen he looked into a mirror and hated what he saw
it makes sense, its a shit game regardless of if it was made to be shit on purpose. i like it though.
I've never seen Carson actually get mad at something and now it's GARN of all things that breaks him. Incredible
i need everyone who didnt watch the vod to know that carson picked up trash at 23:30 for a solid 10-20 minutes
Yea I was there
@@peridot4600 i had to leave midstream to do my laundry and when i came back he still struggled to pick up trash
Its funny how Vinny and Saltydkdan had an easier and fun time playing Garn47 than Carson. And Vinny didn't have much help. Its also hilarious how Carson, who has the humor and same type of mental capacity of Garn47 is unironically getting pissed off at this game.
46:18 without the context carson just sounds completely unhinged "ITS AN EGG LIKE!"
im gonna garn all over..... graaaaah..... im GARNINGG!!!!!!!!!
youre telling me a garn brainrot these steam games?
funny how the translate to english button changes garn to yarn
Google can translate garn rot language?
@@plokijum garnlish
Totally garnular!
Hey did you say garn garn47 yarn guard 4748 im car
TOTALLY GARNULAR
TOTLLY GRNULR [The key I need does not exist]
IT'S GARNSOME!
22:35 this was like watching big bang theory without the laugh track
this was basically the goal
i like how the guy who designed the pony game was just like "then you have to go do this i guess"
chairs was easily the greatest thing ive ever seen
Oh yeah, for sure inspired me to buy the game!
I could make out every pixel
Juice Galaxy vibes
is that because you can't see anything after?
For once in carson content history, his chat is the one to drive him insane and not the other way around
So disappointed by the Garn slander. Carson really put the most random games on this but didn't even play Garn47 the *real* way by beating every Hit Single Real (also known as "the friday night funkin mod") song. He did not earn peak, and then he slandered it. The garnciety is disappointed in you. What a night ruiner
Tbh, he probably isn't good at fnf, considering he hasn't played it.
man gets broken by garn and doesnt come back from it
carson stoped garning before getting to the cannonical demise of saltydkdan smh my hed
What happened to Salty?
@@pantyosashu8137 in the new version of garn47 they kill him
@@sypern2X Oh thank god I thought it was something else. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!
@@pantyosashu8137i mean salty doesn’t really like him anymore anyway 😭
Finally, I can see how much Carson loved playing garn47. It really is one of the best games of all time. All the other garnheads out there know what I'm talking about.
Timestamps for when he plays the masterpiece
25:30
45:18
the only good game on stream and video
I WISH THERE WAS MORE
Carson is mad and unable to understand garn's greatness but still uses garn in his thumbnail
The palpable silence when playing the frog game is incredible. It adds SO much
@@DrKoneko hello
jokes aside, CHAIRS has a fucking crazy aesthetic that might actually be peak gaming to watch if it didn't bitcrush the fucking stream encoding lmao
I love how, despite garn being such a genuinely god awful game Carson has by far played it the most out of all these games, out of true love for the game
God I can’t believe how hard Hasbro fumbled MLP:G5. They had so much potential after G4 and just went “ok everyone is dead now.”
The bitrate dropping on chairs just adds to the experience
Chair appropriate pixelation
1:14:32 Top tier editing holy shit
Crazy nobody else mentioned it
1:04:04 is literally just better but sure i guess whatever
1:04:04 is just better and cooler but that's fine whatever i didn't care
@@WySoSmallsi mean its an hour in
Everyone’s saying how wild the combo of garn and CMC is but seeing him play Madden is something I never would’ve expected in my life.
The entirety of the Garn47 bit was so absurd and made me laugh so hard that it gave me more of a headache than the Chair game.
garn47 dev here, simpler times or smth like that
i dont remember you.
@@scrumbo_2096 i kept it on the down low type shi
You're not car,
@@scrumbo_2096he lurks and shit
I can’t believe Carson would do something so despicable. Not appreciating the masterpiece that is garn47
Im so glad CallMeGarn47 started streaming again ❤❤
i mean of course he wasnt gonna enjoy garn47 if he didnt have the context of garn23 through garn46
I can’t believe Carl is so inept that he couldn’t figure out garn47
1:14:20 Ngl that was smooth as hell
Carson couldve been the number one garn head but he taps out at no badges, no bosses, not even playing the real version, just cause hes not ready for peak
garn this man
32:53
This took me out, 4 years chatter and that's their first message after 4 years
now Garn47 can reach more people, im so happy
I can't believe Carson just pirated garn47
you have two options. go back in time and stop yourself from playing garn47 or go back in time to stop the love or host. which one
garn bros... it might be over...
as a true granhead, it's a bit of a shame carton didn't get to see Shadow the hedgehog
28:40 this quote does not get enough attention
Dude i loved your mincraft power hour video and i'm so happy there's another hour long vid. The fact that it's weird steam games makes it even better
The best part about people playing Garn47 is that if they don't immediate get it, they lose their mind. Awesome game 10/10.
(Also garn47 V2 is out and it added pirate and skateboarding car!)
25:30 garn 1st appearance
32:48 garn leaves
35:38 garnson
35:45 false hope
45:18 garn 2nd appearance
47:10 garn leaves
50:02 conan (garn wants out)
51:03 goodbye conan
Carson you are now legally required to do a full playthrough of Garn47
Minigames!
Settings!
Mini-
Settings!
Exit!
Miniga-
Settings!
So hot
ok but “kill innocent people” is a banger tweet
AY ITS ME 0:10
And at 3:15
Thank you for keeping my comment in the video!!! I'm gonna keep this memory close to me me
The funniest part of the garn segments is where the chat gives Carson actual advice but it sounds so ludicrous and dumb that Carson just assumes it's fake. A real Garn47 moment right there!
yknow I was just thinking “man, my brain isn’t quite rotted enough.” Thanks for making my brain a slurry, shmegelborb!
These videos always start with me being excited to see all the different games. Then we get through one game and I'm like shit, wait, no go back, I would watch you do a full playthrough of that.
well, if you like ponies, you're in luck
Brianrot
i cant believe they would do that to him
stewdie
@@earflapphat i can
I miss Brian from the good old times
I was really hoping the entire video was just him pushing the rock up the cliff for an hour like last time
I’m really sad Carson didn’t understand garn47. But that’s fine. Sometimes people don’t understand culture
Perfect timing, my brain was healing
You thought you could form new synapsis. You thought
I saw car in the thumbnail, I knew this was gonna be a banger, my boy finally played garn47
He didn't get any of the achievements, disappointing. Like I'd watch him fight sonic
Carson having such a vitriolic hatred for Garn47, but playing the pony game like 4 times this video is actually so criminal!
59:09 dude watching Carson play football with JJ commentating is so enjoyable
Please dont touch me carson
No more garn couldnt finish the video. need my daily intake of garn to survive in this garnular world we call garn.
Garn47 is the type of game that trascends human comprehension
Carson pre-garn... simpler times
its wonderful watching literally everything get bitcrushed to shit as he plays chairs
6:55 how did carton not notice that guys donation image
31:57 for those who wonder his label is "Savior"
This guy likes Wild Animal Racing and is somehow hating on Garn47, the like 100th 'weird' game he's played. Barely gave it a chance lmao
LITERALLY HE JUST WROTE IT OFF IMMEDIATELY LIKES HES NEVER PLAYED A GAME
HE PLAYED IT FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS AND WAS LIKE "UGH THERE NOTHING IN THIS GAME THERES NO GAME" LIKE MAYBE PLAY THE GAME YOU TROGLADYTE IDK
I'm so glad he played Anger Foot, it's a game made in my country and I'm proud it's getting recognition
yo its me shaftcat, just so you know, im dont shaft cats
You don’t shaft cats, you roll pizzas
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE what if i did both
1:11:44 this is how Charles Manson tried to start a race war
1:14:35 I like the edit on that chat message
garn makes the mlp game unironically look like a masterpiece...
banger video. Also, my roommate actually did make fun of me for watching Carson so Carson owe's me financial restitution
Next time he streams I think Carson should play this game called garn47
This is a good video for practicing death growling techniques
do NOT compare garn47 to skibidi toilet
How dare you call car stoopid cargson. He go vroom and is cool
no shortened video can truly show the chaos when he started playing garn47
Cant wait for garn47 to get a standalone video
CAR!
wow carbon this video was great! i like futa. this video was so enjoyable and fun, im only a little bit i hope there are no seizure causing effects in the video!
“YOURE MEXICAN! SAY IT!”
game theory: the real reason carson hates garn47 is because he is the son of car. car was a deadbeat father, it’s so obvious in hindsight!
Clicked on this by accident, please mentally subtract 1 view from the view count. Thanks!
Done.
Finally a whole hour of my little pony playing call me carson